>me, 13
>in room on janky laptop
>house is empty except for me, parents, and my 9 yr old niece
>niece comes in my room, bored as hell
>me: (irritation intensifies)
>she hops on bed and complains about boredom
>"do i care?"
>"no but stiiiiill!"
>she swiftly snatches my phone
>goes and cover it up with herself in an unintentional doggystyle position
>"give it back yo"
>"nope!"
>i climb over from back and dig hands under her to recieve phone
>she pushes ass out more and tenses muscles
>accidental boner
Cont?
>>710792600
go on..
>>710792600
Take shit that didn't happen for 500
Sure
Lurkin
Moar
I'm game, keep going op
inb4 bel air
more fagt
MOAR
>>710792600
Write, fucker.
>>710792756
I laughed.
Please don't tell me you fuck a 9 year old
Do it do it
>>710793115
i hope he says he has. ill cum buckets
>>710792600
Lurking
>>710793115
Who let you in here?
>>710792600
Deliver, you bloody twat.
>>710792600
>Not choking the bitch out
>Not locking your phone
>>710793477
Calm down, Reginald.
>>710792600
niece at 13? do you by any chance mean cousin?
Moar?
>>710793619
Siblings can be decades apart in age, anon. It is a thing that happens.
>>710792703
>no response to boner
>she wont give up
>i tried to think of a way to make her move off of my phone
>quickly pants her, no panties, but only cheeks seen
>jumps up and moves away "hey!"
>she wasnt mad or anything
>"haha i knew thatd make you move"
>her face turns a lil red but she dont care
>she continues to try to snatch phone
>put phone down boxers, "try and get it now"
>"No! Ew!"
>rekt.png
>(dissatisfaction)
>she leaves to go put on PJs
>comes back in long shirt down to shin with only panties underneath
Cont.
>>710793831
MOAR!
>>710793831
> You might want to hurry up.
>>710793831
Shit that still didn't happen for 1000
>>710793831
Ja, das ist gut
>>710793831
unfortunately i posted my CH's out of order... my bad...
>>710793831
Keep it goin guy
>>710793831
yeah this is fake as shit
>>710794037
jesus then fruck off will ya?
>>710794037
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Welcome to /b/.
>>710793831
>tfw so lonely and autistic i try to think of a story that sounds like an anime irl
More!
>>710792600
Be you, 5 years from now /b/ro
>>710794241
Being this fucking autistic. KYS faggot.
>>710794241
>>710794279
Op could at least try to make it sound believable. My suspension of disbelief isn't good enough to work with this shit.
>>710793831
Moar
>>710794241
HURRY UP I SCROLLED AND FOUND THIS THREAD FOR MADTING CONTENT!!!!
>>710794464
>lel kys faggot
Careful not to cut yourself with that edge mate.
Kill yourself
>>710793883
>phone is back out since i aint know shed come back
>she jumps on bed behind me then lays down
>tries to sneak grab my phone
>offguard so she has it
>"damnit"
>turn around and see her layinback with phone guarded tightly
> "alrighty then ill just tickle you to death"
>nearly impossible to tickle her cuz shes not that sensitive
>i try every spot, nothing
>i finally went from feet up
>"im not ticklish"
>go further up to crease between thigh and vaj cuz i assumed that was a huge tickle spot (as seen from a porno when i was only 7)
Cont
>>710794664
Yessss
>>710794664
>i aint know
You're black.
That's not a question. Don't deny it.
>>710794664
Keep em comin op
>>710794664
>>710794736
this is now confirm fake.
>>710792600
Cont. You had me at "9 yr old niece"
Fuck I thought this green had a promissing premise, but the quality is just too low.
I'm out.
>>710794900
And you felt the need to tell everybody, instead of just closing the tab.
>>710794736
Haha I love the statement. Glorious.
>>710794816
I can confirm that that is a "huge tickle spot", he's said implausible so far.
>>710794664
>I have acquired knowledge of ticklish spots on females from porn
>Hillary Clinton smirk.jpg.exe
>>710795060
>Talking back to 0 dubs
Fuck off newfag
Blinded by the Light - Mannfred Mann
>>710795120
>>710795178
He's 13 in the story.
>>710795283
and also right now
>>710794795
>leg twitches but nothing too sharp
>"this is where alot of people are ticklish, so you will definitely feel it"
>"Nope!"
>scracth lightly in crease while shifting to mid over panties
>"i can sense your about to laugh"
>keeps denying
>dug fingers through panties lightly but good enough
>nothing but a bitter challenge
>"ill bet you 5 dollars that i can make you ticklish, but you cant do nothing"
>"okay but im not ticklish"
>>710795457
That's it!
MOAR!
>>710795410
I doubt it. He's just a nigger, so it takes 10 minutes to write a few lines. A 13-year old would never have the patience to tell a story in more than one post.
>>710795457
MOAR!
>>710795283
Right makes sense that he'd try to fuck his 9 year old relative if he was young and dumb
XD
>>710795221
>valuing dubs
And to think, you have the unmitigated fucking gall to call ANYONE a newfag.
>>710795601
>slowly go down her panties
>fingers touching vaj
>grab her by the pussy
>punch her in her fucking loliface
>jump out of window and scream "CANT STUMP THE TRUMP"
Bump
Okay this makes me moist. But shotty English makes me just imagine a little nigglet and his nigglet cousin. "ain't... " cmon man
>>710795601
TOP FUCKING KEK
kek
>>710795897
everyone walks the dinosaur xdd
>>710795756
It's literally the first line in OPs post.
>>710792600
count me in nigga
>>710795935
>shotty
shoddy, you buffoon.
>>710795897
kek
>>710795897
>grab her by the pussy
>whisper in her ear "give it to me"
>she sticks her ass out offering her pussy to me
>that's not all I want
>"ok I'll drop out"
>trump 2016
Jesus fuck, OP.
Are you learning to type?
>>710795457
>"okay its on!"
>separated her legs a little bit
>fiddle both creases back n forth, going over panties
>tryhard mode: ON
>whatthefridge.png
>lift up side up panties n pull to side a lil
>oh sweet jesus!
>vaj in view, and i liked
>run fingers past the smoothest piece of skin, somewhat lightly flicking the lips
>"nothing yet?"
>"No, just feels really funny"
>>710793115
ok I didnt. I didnt fucked that salty little juicy cunt.
>>710795897
i was waiting for this
thank
>be me, 13
>actually 13
>want to tell story how i had le sexitime with 9 year old niece
>everyone is mean to me and wont listen :(
>go back to 9gag bcuz am not welcome on the chan
>>710795897
>months later
>She wakes up in the hospital
>Now she has random seizures from time to time
>a couple of weeks later
>Go to my room
>Check my e-mail
>turns out she deleted all my inbox
>Build a wall between her room and my pc
>Mfw she doesn't pay for it
>>710796186
>suddenly the door swings open
>it's her dad
>our eyes meet
>everyone's get up
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>710795897
>slowly go down her panties
>fingers touching vaj
>grab her by the pussy
>lil cousin goes
>we sure can forget that Emails leak deal dont you think anon?
>mfw when cousin is hilloli cliton.
>>710796186
>ask her if she knows what this spot is for
>she says she pees from there
>tell her it is also for feeling good
>tell her i can make her feel good
>press my tongue against her panties tasting her juice
>do what i saw in my loli porn
>jizz nigger cum in my underwear
>mom comes in
>try to escape out window
>there's a wall built around my house!
>trump 2016
OP is a nigger.
>>710796000
Nice trips
If this were a roulette you would be drinking your cum hope doing 0-9 assplay
>>710795897
Lost
I love how this turned from a 'Shit that never happened' thread to a political greentext thread.
hurry the fuck up OP I dont care if you faking it nigga
LMFAO at these trump green texts :D
>>710796186
guys, this is not me
i'm the real OP, this guy's not telling the real story
>>710796852
chill dood it's happening now he has to stop fucking his cousin to type each time.
>>710796548
>my face when when
What?
>>710796910
Fuckin usin emos man? Gtfo newfag
>>710796919
>thinks he's OP
i'm op
>>710796980
>>710796910
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, fucktwats
>>710796919
>real story
>>710796995
Kek i am op
>>710796919
the glory of an anonymous singaporean knuckle cracking board.
>>710796919
>>710796995
Can you stop trolling my thread?
>>710797071
no, I am the real OP !
>>710797079
>trolling
>>710797079
OP here. pretyping stuff in a notepad doc, these people aren't me.
>>710796995
>>710796919
>>710796995
Nah im OP, this was just pasta, i forgot to mention it in the post. But thanks for the Trump icing of the cake :)
cmon guys, im tryna fap here
Continue with da Story nigga
>>710797222
>>710797253
fuck off i am trying to tell my greentext story faggots.
Hey guys OP here with another episode of let's play minecraft
>>710796551
>hear helicopters in the distance
>climb on roof to escape from mom and horny cousin
>"don't worry kid women love me" heard from magnificent human parachuting to my roof.
>"we have to stop these bad deals my deals are the best deals"
>get punched in my pedo face
>>710797222
hurry the fuck up mate.
>>710797253
>>710797222
>>710797150
>>710797079
>>710797071
>>710796995
>>710796919
can you fuckers stop saying that you are op
sorry guys i am typing it all in one so it will take a while
>>710797377
>"he's a mess"
>"he's a big mistake"
>flies away
this thread is fucking ruined
perfectly semi-god tear thread turned to shit.
>>710797560
Is this b8
>>710797560
OP here sorry I was gonna finish but Sean Hannity asked me to have a seat.
>>710797560
more like shit turned into semi-god tier!
>>710792600
type faster op i want the rest of story
>:)
>be me, 9 year old
>enjoy life
>go chasing butterflys on weekends and be free
>mom is addicted to sugar so i have to live with granny and uncle
>uncle is creepy 13 year old who plays runescape all day
>one day want to take his phone to proxy download some Dora the Explorer
>he suddenly wants to touch my vajayjay
>thinks hes alpha with his 2 incher
>punch him in his fucking face
>Clinton 2016
>>710797807
Thread ruined, sorry buddy
>>710797807
I'm going as fast as I can but It's hard to type while wrestling the police officer for his weapon.
>Press my mouth against it
>She starts to pee
>I drink it all because I someone built a wall around my brain, and Hillary paid for it.
>>710797912
well sht
>>710797901
>be me
>shitposter
>11/06/16(Sun)19:51:13
>projection much
>>710798193
OP here
I'm OP
Dubs confirms
>>710798382
kek go back to your section 8 housing.
bump with a random nude
Why cant OP get his story straight?
op you actually going to finish this story?
>>710798511
Cause hes 13
Also checked
>>710798511
I'm forgetful. This happens to me all the time especially when I'm trying to make an alibi with police.
op types with 1 finger confirmed
>>710797560
God Tear
>>710798766
bro i'm in handcuffs give me a break
>>710798825
fucking kek
>>710798488
sauce?
>>710799161
sorry, got it off another thread. just pulled a random pic out of my fap folder
I'M OP WHY WON'T YOU LET ME TELL MY STORY
>>710798825
underrated kek
>>710799290
Tell it pls :(
>>710799279
nbd. still hot
>>710799290
you ain't OP!
>>710799475
Yes ===i MA= AM
>>710799290
No you aren't allowed to tell your story Mr. OP, because I said so!
>>710799290
Op is a nigger
>>710799290
Tell your story to your niglet friends while you pick the cotton for my textiles factory
this thread is funny af
>be 4chan
>13 years old
>some faggot wants to tell me Story of him fucking his niece
>takes ages to type
>mfw it's going to be another 13 years without my loli porn
>>710799623
No I'm a monkey
hehe
>>710792600
>>710793831
>>710794664
>>710795457
>>710796186
OP, here's what you do. Just keep posting your story. We'll figure out which parts are really you and which ones aren't. If in doubt, at the end of the story you just make a post quoting all posts which are actually part of your story.
>>710799723
>niglet friends
fucking kek
>>710799290
Sorry lil kiddo, but im OP. The story died cuz yall kept ruining it, even though it was utter shit anyways
>>710799984
Post the story
so, no fap?
continue typing some of us are waiting for the story, just dont end it with a fucking dinosaur
When in doubt, sharpie in pooper
>>710800216
hopefully not. was starting to git gud :/
>>710800216
No fap, unless i make a better pasta
I for one genuinely want OP to continue.
Here's a nude as a gesture of good faith:
>>710800067
Please continue. Ignore the dipshits.
>>710800510
serious shit. all these trolls hiding the fact they want to bang op
yo op finish
>>710801420
Fine, I shall continue
>>710801887
thank you
>>710802019
Thanks!!!!!!
>>710792756
What is OP?
>>710802399
over powered
>>710802399
Over priced
>>710801887
>>710802019
>continously tickling her vaj, her facial expression turns into a smirk
>thought "i have her now"
>move from top to bottom of vaj
>she says she kinda likes it
>"you know whatll feel better?"
>"what?"
>i slid the tip of my pinky inside and wiggle it
>she gasped
>i stopped cuz i didnt wanna "cross the line" or anything
>"whyd you stop?"
