Waifu claiming thread. Miho edition!
Previous: >>710745431
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more, or if you're Miho-anon)
>No RP of any kind (unless you're Miho-anon)
>Discussion is welcome, unless it's bad things about Miho
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post Miho-anon
>Discord banning is a GOOD IDEA
>Insult others with vigor (unless it's Miho-anon)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd too anyone but Miho-anon
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means posting tribute to Miho-anon
>Most importantly, worship Miho-anon
Miho-anon claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obAtn6I5rbY
>>710758109 alice
then why live?
>>710758098 konota
>hurr 16 year olds lack the ability to reason blah blah blah.
gtfo with that shite argument
>>710758516 yoyo
you should, zinc is da best for not getting sick
![Guren[20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WFB8w89.jpg "Guren[20].jpg")
>>710758651
That's not okay
>>710758109
Drinking Surge now that I've finished my monster.
Just fuck my body up.
>>710758098
My dad hooked up with my mom when she was 15 so legally I shouldn't exist.
Rosey Rube claimed
>>710758454
me too :o
>>710758651
Howdy.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
(Insert new claim line here)
>>710758871
(Insert hug here)
>>710758716
"It's okay to have sex with children that look mature, they're mental age totally matches their looks"
>>710758756
my mom had my brother at like 13
>>710758814
slachi? :o
![tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WSIPQpg.jpg "tomoyokanzaki [1.1].jpg")
>>710758716
I don't know where i could get that
>>710758940
(Insert *hugs back* here)
>>710758940
can i test out your butt
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710759017
>>710758943
no i'm klonata silly
ubconscious mind and emotions of those around her
>>710758537
That would also be true, if youkai's anatomy in Touhou wasn't so similiar to humans. Infact, a lot of youkai were once human but have been changed into one.
>>710758231
She doesn't have autism, she's just a lil' "special."
>>710758716
For my waifu obviously
>>710758756
I've never heard of surge before
![Guren[23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Vcb7eb.jpg "Guren[23].jpg")
>>710758871
I like that
who wants me to test out their butthole?
>>710758098
She's kind of a psychic and a mind reader. She can erase her own existence by removing the brain's ability to perceive her, which is why people usually forget who she is. Besides that, she can also use her powers to manipulate the subconscious mind and emotions of those around her
Woops, cut that off by accident. She's rubbing off on me!
>>710758964
any drug store tbh or walmart etc
>>710758943
>not judging the person beforehand based on both looks and mental capabilities.
a 16 year old is perfectly capable of being a good partner you just have to test first. >>710759132
ah of course
>>710758730
I'm okay with it.
>>710758840
Hello. How're you doing? Been a while since we've last spoken.
>>710758596
Klonata is so cute
>And so is your waifu
>>710758756
>Surge
They brought it back after all those years? How does it compare to the original?
>>710759212
Anti-psychic would be the better term here, actually. Her powers revolve around manipulating the human mind, but her abilties can be psychic in nature, too.
>>710759195
Me! Me!
>>710759195
stop pete
>>710759108
why is she so sweaty? :o
>>710759051
nice to meet you, I'm Sachi
>>710759212
wow your waifu seems really cool, just like you!
>>710759215
I don't feel safe around you...
>>710759254
I like your pet snake
>>710759228
Pretty good myself, your claiming pic worries me a bit about yourself though.
Did you listen to new Kinoko Teikoku yet?
>>710759333
best supp :)
>>710759373
it's not like i'm going to rape you
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
>>710759175
I don't
>>710759215
I live in england so no walmart and also i don't want to go outside because it's always raining now
>>710759373
slachi :o
>>710759373
I think she spilled something.
Really "cool," yes, you could say that.
>>710759444
Hey there best anon with digits :^)
>>710759564
el slacho
>>710759373
He likes you
>>710759108
If she isn't human its beastiality
>>710759722
that's a very narrow viewpoint. alien sex is best sex.
>>710759481
ah that's understandable.
>>710759373
you'd have to actually want it and be interesting for me to fuck you
>>710759634
pretty cool that we both got trips
>>710759610
is that guy her dad? :o
>>710759564
moth e
>>710759450
you might...
>>710759722
I like him
>>710759873
so thats a yes then
>>710759722
That's up for debate, honestly.
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>710759132
It was a 90's thing.
>>710759293
I never had the original, but it's way too sugary in my opinion, maybe I'm just not hardcore enough.
>>710760036
best mage
>>710759397
No worries here man. A lot of the time I'll just select a random image to claim with.
I have not. How about you? Is it any good?
>>710759947
in that case it wouldn't be wrong because you'd want it and have a functioning brain.
also you'd have to be a full on trap or female
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8YJGwsuJn8
![Guren[31].png](https://i.imgur.com/tQ45Fjt.png "Guren[31].png")
>>710759228
I'm not
>>710759481
Unlucky. Hopefully you can find something we'll both enjoy someday.
>>710760036
Hello Syndra
>>710759947
Oh yeah, that is pretty i n s a n e.
What were the odds of that happening :^)
>>710760403
Okay.
>>710760095
I wish I could read asian
>>710760384
I hate anime and video game music
I'm not 12
>>710760222
what if a 12 year old said she wanted it? :o
>>710760446
im hungry for sushi now
>>710758651
I remember you talking about the bulls vs the nicks yesterday
Apparently that is a big enough of a match to be shown here now
Holy shit this is fun to watch
>>710759873
Never said it was bad
>>710759947
He likes you
>>710759989
That's dumb, how is it up for debate?
>>710760526
Was I talking about that? I have pretty bad memory.
Oh yeah, basketball is quite fun to watch.
Hello people! You know who's more memeable than Miho and even more hilarious? This little fellow!
>>710760063
I like that one with popcorn even tho it's tiny.
>>710760122
Fair enough, I sorta do that too.
I like it quite a lot, I'd say top 3 favourite shoegaze release from this year. Don't think there's a youtube mirror yet and I can't bother uploading it but you can get the album from here:
https://mega.nz/#!t0Z2nIIa!5eIiNy2GUWLjU-yvSVh3oKwLL8fegDlB0IyS3I3EMZU
>>710760480
As long as I'm not part of the sushi, then you're fine
>>710760707
Go away miho
>>710760480
more than likely not as 12 year olds havent gone through puberty and most are immature AF.
>>710760586
well then carry on
>>710760789
**most 12 year olds
>>710760480
I wish there were more pictures of googly-eyed Koishi. I might get a friend to draw some more for me.
>>710760586
It's up for debate because I can fire back at you with the same thing. You said it yourself, "if she isn't human, it's beastility" since your waifu is classified as an assault rifle, and thus, not human, wouldn't that be considered Beastility?
Just food for thought.
>>710760684
Maybe it was a few days ago but I remember because people were giving you shit.
I can't really watch it because it's not that big in Europe but we are missing out
The nicks are fucking good
>>710760768
I mean I'm craving you :o
>>710760761
my favorite is the one where I would used to reply "nice balls"
>>710760707
sorry you got banned :(
>>710760833
that'd be great! I can't wait for my friend to draw our waifus, I'll definitely show you right away ^-^
>>710760586
what do snakes even eat?
>>710760788
>Implying that I'm Miho.
>kek
>>710760986
I sure didn't get ban.
Oh and Taiga claimed!
Hello
>>710761159
>I sure didn't get ban
Taiga how come your accent is transferred to your text?
>>710761159
but you leaked miho's face :o
>>710758481
Epic
>>710760986
b-but that's lewd!
>3D is almost always trash
>Miho-anon claimed
Pick one
>>710761697
all pictures are in 2D :o
>>710761624
but I don't care :)
>>710760948
It's the Knicks by the way.
If you think they're good, I'd recommend checking out the Clippers (Los Angeles), Cavaliers (Cleveland), and the Thunder (Oklahoma City). All of those teams have some fantastic players, and the Thunder's Russell Westbrook is an athletic monster.
>>710761273
Well, that is a really good question!
>>710761380
I don't know who told you such bs, but it's far from the truth cutiepie~
>>710760833
That doesn't make it up for debate, that's just you saying "It's true BUT..." plus she is both an assault rifle and a girl
>>710760986
Insects, small mammals and small birds
>>710761952
you're the qt 22/7 here
and I'm just messin :o
>>710758481
>>710762019
I never said it's true, I was pointing to the fact that classifcation doesn't justify beastility, it's anatomy that counts. My waifu, like yours, has very similiar anatomy to that of a human. You can argue that she's both an assault rifle and a girl, and I can argue that my waifu's both a "Satori" and a girl. Still doesn't change the fact that she's not human. Unless you want to stop using canon classifcation as a means of determning what's beastility, of course.
>>710761764
>>710762315
you really like syndra homo
>>710762312
what would you call sex with guns? whats the word :o
>>710761828
D-Do I get a say in the matter?!
>>710762487
>still masturbation
just with a gun instead of a fleshlight
>>710762026
22/7?
>>710762556
Shut up Nami, you stupid fucking bitch.
>>710762487
Beastility, if you want to use that anon's logic.
If not, there's a word for it, and it derives from
paraphilia, which is the sexual interest in objects.Brownie points if you can find a one for weapons/guns.
>>710761923
Oh sorry, didn't realise
Alright I definitly will then, thanks.
I was thinking of following a season. Can you tell me a bit about that?
>>710762487
You really like Chen Konata.
>>710762756
I found it:
Hoplophilia: The sexual attraction to guns/firearms.
>>710762673
Why must you be so rude to me? ;-;
>>710762756
>>710762877
you're so sassy towards galil, i love it
and thanks for the knowledge cutie
>>710762673
qt 3.14
22/7 = 3.14
>>710762565
:o
>>710762556
you won't say much with a gag :)
>>710762848
I dont like bullies!
>>710762945
One word.
>Mermaid
Kidding, I love you, fish~
>>710762993
Oooh! Good pun, I guess?
>>710762877
Who's that hilarious cutie of yours?
>>710762993
Holy mother of lewd! That sounds terrifying!
>>710763397
I love you too loli~
i've had a good run.
but what this has become is impossible to salvage.
it is cancer, there is no denying that it is horrible.
tasteless teens wondering in thinking its always been a hugbox.
using the shit state to further justify their depressing lives.
this will be my final goodbye to this place.
i will not return.
so may we remember what a glorious place the old /waifu/ was.
i was cc-fag/uta-fag.
and i am LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND TO FACE THE TRUTH.
THATS RIGHT, MY FINAL /WAIFU/ RELATED POST WILL BE A BANG.
/WAIFU/ SINGS BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY.
I WILL EDIT IT IF YOU SING FOR IT.
lyrics:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/queen/bohemianrhapsody.html
quick way to sing it:
http://vocaroo.com/
any other ways are accepted
if someday a place like it was comes a long and all the good posters are there, you can guarantee i will be there, doing my job to get rid of faggotry
>>710763397
I like pie
>>710763398
don't worry you'll get used to it :)
>>710763151
:o
>>710763603
is this you gard?
Now you all know what Megumin-Anon's dick looks like
>>710763397
Koishi Komeiji, from the Touhou Series!
>>710763603
:)
>>710763731
O.
>>710763731
Nice
>>710763731
W E W
E
W
>>710763731
jesus christ
isn't this guy like 40?
what the fuck is wrong with people
>>710763731
post the full pic ya dingus
>>710763613
I highly doubt that :^(
>>710763942
>>710763574
I don't recall Taiga being a loli. Well, she certainfly has the body type, but she is 17 and 18 at the end of Toradora~
>>710763613
Which sort of pie is your favorite?
>>710763732
Those eyes are glorious.
>>710763603
Well..that is sad.
>>710764128
thanks!
>>710764047
I'll be gentle
and you're a good fish, I'll let you have some fun too :)
>>710764196
apple, hate pumpkin pie
>>710763803
>>710763811
>>710763847
>>710763937
>>710763942
>>710764128
Yeah that's right, look at my dick you faggots
>>710764279
You are fucking retarded
get a life my dude
>>710764196
Just like how nami is not a mermaid, it's just the body type! :^)
Glub glub!
>>710763701
Nope, that not me
>>710764397
Been there and done that my dood.
>>710764279
>Calls people faggots
>Posts dick to other guys
>>710764434
oh i thought you said you saved it or something
>>710764265
W-What kind of fun are you talking about?
>>710762312
Yeah, but a gun is inanimate and your waifu is literally a different species
>>710762487
Ammosexual or hoplophilia
>>710762673
22 divided by 7 is a number close to pi
>>710762993
You're so mean to me, don't encourage him
>>710764568
Oh yea? It must be an improvement showing your dick to 18 year old guys you met on 4chan
>>710762993
bby ;-;
>>710764638
I did, but I haven't used it yet, was gonna make a bunch of thread one after the other just saying everyone was leaving.
>>710764778
Feels good man.
>>710764568
your dick is very nice
>>710764717
it's fun watching the cutie war
>>710764656
fun with me :)
you can be in charge
>>710764794
who is this?
>>710764568
40+ year old man sending his penis to underage anons on the internet.
#Life goals
>>710764817
oh oops i made you spoil the beans didnt I?
>>710764861
This site is for 18+ and 18 is when you are legally considered an adult.
>>710764840
I hope your wife and kid realise how degenerate you are
not that i believe you have those
>>710765110
why are you being so mean, he's just living life :(
カラミチーマス
Break time.
>>710764843
Can someone explain to me why this guy has been autistic this entire thread?
>>710765254
Because it's Konata ;-; leave him be
>>710765254
A man name Sachi made him a bit... odd.
>>710764717
A gun is inanimate, but your waifu is a moving being. Your waifu isn't human and neither is mine. Case closed. Just like my waifu, your waifu is a different species. If it's beastility to love something so similiar to a human, so be it.
>>710765254
I have a life to live and I'm living it
>>710765320
I LOVE YOU
>>710764843
W-Wew! I can finally be in charge for once :^)
>>710764997
Nahh, I didn't post a pic so no one read it
>>710765440
Not online you aren't
>>710765110
(you)
>was sleeping
>wake up
>see that someone posted dick
Just why.
>>710765555
I can live life however I want :o
>>710765459
why don't they make nami not need boots like cass?
>>710765663
it's good
DRAMA ALERT UPDATE!
Laura-Anon leaves discord believing that the /waifu/ community is collapsing! Unlikely to return ever again. His final words, "Say what you want, I'm leaving for good. Goodbye, fuckers!"
>>710765254
Why are you pointing out an autistic person on a site filled with autists?
>>710765663
>>710765731
>>710765559
10/10 burn
you win i can't think of a good comeback
>>710765725
Because Riot doesn't want anyone to steppy step on snek, but people can trample trample on fish :c
>>710765731
Nice
>>710765663
you know you are the only one who can do something against it right?
it is your discord
>>710764265
Apple pie are great! Mine's Lemon Pie.
>>710764434
Nah, it sure doesn't apply there, my good little fish.
>>710764717
Yeah, he answered me already Galil~
>>710764861
Kek
>>710765808
what kind of pizza is that?
>>710765781
I'm not autistic though :o
>>710765875
I'm gonna be riding the fish tonight :)
>>710766022
thats good too! I love blueberries too and peach
>>710766106
this is just sad :o
>>710766105
Guess I'm all alone there, then.
;c
>>710766106
>I am secret agent MyHoe and this is my finall mission log.
>As I penetrated the enemy defences, I have found the enemy commander, Lt. Pewel Pewlski.
>I have been looking for him for 7 years, and now he is in my grasp!
>I reached for my silenced pistol but then something happened, and I got surrounded by his soldiers.
> They throw me on his bed,and it makes a POMF sound. Just when that happened, Lt. Pewel walks into the room and laughs.
>I say
>"Bastard,what you gonna do to me on this bed?"
>When I say that, he just laughs louder and says
>"I have a special treat for you. Its got cream inside"
>I look at him and ask
>"W-what kind of cream?"
>"Its a special flavor"
>Then he get all close up and says
>"You need to lick it untill the cream comes out"
>ohsnap.jpg
>I know whats hes up to
>I close my eyes
>He puts a gun into my mouth
>Its so big and warm, and for some reason has a sweet taste
>Wait
>What are these soft round things?
>>710766106
This is awful.
>>710765725
Of course it is.
>>710765782
Nice.
>>710766000
>it's your discord.
Have you ever seen me as a tyrant? I have no idea how many times I've said that people can post whatever the fuck they want, it's not my problem if it's cancer or not, as long as they don't spam the shit out of it.
I don't even know what's happening in these threads anymore.
>>710766203
but we both have lazy eyes :o
>>710766240
thats a good me m
>>710766298
maybe you should post yours
>>710766105
w-wew boy... what a night it's gonna be...
>>710766370
waifu is dead
Best Girl Claimed.
https://a.pomf.cat/ksrvgl.webm
>>710766434
I thought you were leaving Laura.
>>710766022
Lemon is pretty damn good, but blueberry is simply the best. Pumpkin is alright.
>>710766434
>>710766370
>>710766370
You aren't supposed to understand at this point. Just join the drama :^)
>>710766478
That's pretty nice.
>>710766457
where is she?
>>710766404
hope you aren't busy tomorrow, because we're gonna be up all night :)
>>710766526
I'm not lara
>>710766574
hey
>>710766370
i just wanted to talk about basketball...
>>710766579
How do I join the drama if I'll never join the Discord(s)?
>>710766611
I know it is
>>710766627
Stop klonatas your hurting me.
>>710765254
Don't be mean to him
>>710765384
Your opinion is wrong, but whatever.
>>710765663
Oh well
>>710766106
>He can't appreciate ironic memeing
>>710766370
Its the End Times
>>710766656
Sorry, I missed your comment previously. Too much speed for me in these threads.
You said you wanted to follow a season?
>>710766402
I guess that's true.
>>710766627
Hi.
>>710766660
>almost got the quint 6s
>>710766660
Get an "anon-waifu" and then get a new one 5 minutes after the other one goes to sleep.
>>710766776
>dude lmao i did it ironically
>>710766660
Good point.. :c
>>710766845
This is a pretty good method.
>>710766845
That's not a horrible idea. I could become the one waifu poster who is all the waifus.
>>710766627
I've got all the time in the world ;^)
![[x]doubt.png](https://i.imgur.com/32ry72w.png "[x]doubt.png")
>>710766370
Circlejerking, just that it's 100% autistic now.
>>710766434
/waifu/ isn't dead, most people are just retarded, that's it :^)
>>710766402
Never.
>>710766776
Hey look, a lewd gun.
>>710766776
>Hur durrr, you're winning in an argument, so I'm just going to damage control.
>you're wrong, shut up.
>hur, I'm a hypocritical faggot, but whatever.
>>710766710
I'm sorry shibby
>>710766815
hey :)
>>710766976
I'm gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight :o
>>710767100
wow you're so mean...
love it :)
>>710766457
You mustn't have seen my waifu then
>>710766862
Dude lmao
>>710766992
You shut up
>>710767100
I thought you wanted to end the conversation?
>>710767176
Stop it
>>710767144
Hope you know how to swim, because it's gonna get wet :3
>>710767144
its ok klonotibbys
>>710766776
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting. Or memeing as you call it.
>>710767144
Apples, peaches, pumpkin pah-ay. You're in love and so am ah-ay.
>>710767468
shibuy
>>710767461
I don't know how to swim :o
teach me :)
>>710767325
the cutie war rages on!
>>710767613
I actually am not a fan of the pumpkin pie, shame its so popular for thanksgiving
>>710767711
Why are you so retarded desu?~
>>710767711
Best way to learn is through experience, and trust me you will be getting a lot of that ;)
>>710767824
who is this?
>>710767862
I can finally get some xp as support :o
>>710767510
Eh
>>710767711
Meanie
I prefer pecan pie, which is almost as popular
>>710767711
You didn't get it...
>>710768191
is it a song or something? :o
im sorry love
>>710767945
You'll be diamond tier by the time I'm done with you, if you catch my drift
>>710768326
oh snap!!!! youre being lewd now :)
>>710768191
ok it was a song :o
>>710768443
I can do what I want! You're not my mom!
