you guessed it
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
you guessed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3OQwyvKmk
Announce your threads, guys. There was an sfur thread, if you announced it there I would have been here 10 minutes earlier.
Z
>>710741157
I marked it.
>>710741277
Marked?
>>710741338
Finder.
>>710741434
I don't know what that is.
>>710741558
A thread finder people use to mark and find threads without having to sift through all the shit.
>>710741707
I see. I use stairsync to find these threads when people don't announce them.
>>710741828
Either works, though the finder is a bit simpler to use.
B
>>710741828
that's pretty much almost the same thing
>>710741922
Can you link the finder?
>>710741970
I see.
WHAT YOU'VE GOT, BOY
IS HARD TO FIND
>>710742109
https://github.com/bstats/Tripfag-Finder
>>710740915
>vocal + sizeplay
god please more
>>710742235
>browser plugins/extensions
Fuck no.
yes
>>710742162
quite possibly
>>710742541
I'm out of alcohol and PA is stupid so liquor stores are closed rn
>>710742390
>m-muh stability
>m-muh minimalism
it's a userscript, it has no effect on any site except the ones it asks your permission to be used on (which is only 4chan) and you can hide greasemonkey/tampermonkey's icon easily
>>710742622
Maybe just stop doing drugs.
>>710742390
Well, if you like going to another website to find your threads, bully for you?
>>710742659
It's not minimalism, it's usability. I generally prefer to have JS note enabled anyways.
>>710742795
then i guess you can continue using what you already use because you're too stubborn to add a userscript to your browser for whatever reason
>>710742693
why the fuck would I do that
>>710742795
the finder script could not be more straightforward
that said I think stairsync is easier anyway
>that said I think stairsync is easier anyway
uw0t
>>710742622
rekt get
>>710742715
dota
>>710742795
Suit yourself.
>>710742893
ｗｈｙ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｉ ｕｓｅ ｊａｖａｓｃｒｉｐｔ
>>710742897
To spend time and money having fun instead.
i use stairsync when i'm not already on 4chan to see if there's any threads up, finder when i'm already here
>>710743026
oh, i get it, you're lost.
i think /g/ is that way
>>>/g/
>>710742996
since stairsync doesn't do anything else, I don't have to open 4chan to begin with to look for a thread that might not exist, and I don't do anything but /b/ in these threads
>>710743026
drinking is fun
>>710743161
>someone has standards
>``go to /g/!!!!!!111eleven!!!''
>>710740231
Is this you OP?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=46_d5XJ7L5c
This argument over javascript seems like a new daily low.
>>710743517
man how long is it since you've posted if you think this is anywhere near the bottom
>>710743694
I only meant for today.
>>710743028
how goes?
>>710743163
Well, yeah, stairsync finds threads that aren't marked too, but most of the time the threads are marked, so for me it's just opening up /b/ and looking at the top half of the page to see if there's one of these up. I don't have to open up multiple threads to see if any one of them is the one I'm looking for.
>>710743503
no
>>710743517
I've lost track of how low we've gone.
>>710740748
artist?
>>710743743
Yeah, alright. How about you?
I kicked you off of my Netflix account, I presume you're not using it anyway.
>>710741157
How do you produce such good doggos?
>>710743727
oh maybe, just woke up
>>710743743
I never want to open /b/ is the thing
You guys wanna give me a critique on my sequential deal here?
http://imgur.com/a/wUXt4
It's a few pages showing a blowjob, probably too much time spent, but we'll see.
If people like it, I'll render it like the example pic I posted.
>>710743848
I'm ok, just waiting for the roommate to call.
Oh, man... I'd already forgotten about that.
>>710743919
*SHRUG*
>>710743883
I don't produce them: I'm just a collector of nice doges.
I have, however, taken care of this sleep tite pupper.
She's about three years old. My other dog is four years old.
>adobe cc 2017 update
>no protection changes
i guess they don't care if people pirate their software anymore
>>710744129
Ok, good, no loss there then.
>>710743959
It looks like he already came when his pants are taken off.
>>710742162
I THINK ABOUT IT
ALL THE TIME
>>710744389
>http://imgur.com/a/wUXt4
Yeah, he's a wussy, supposed to be precum.
I can tone it down a little. I plan on making the final cumshot a bit more explosive too.
>>710744603
didn't mean to link the gallery again, sorry.
>>710743919
>I never want to open /b/ is the thing
What, you don't like seeing the constant U MAD WITE BOI threads and cuck threads?
>>710744753
is that what it is? I'm mostly used to shitty rate my gf threads and roll bullshit etc
>>710744563
I'm glad someone appreciates the musical genius of ke$ha
I wish /b/ had less porn on it: there are so many boards for that. /s/ /hc/ /e/ /h/ /d/
Then it'd be random again, like years ago.
>>710744882
Those are still there, too.
>>710744891
It would also be a lot slower. We lost some people to /pol/, [s4s] and /trash/
>>710745044
Oh yeah, I think all the red neo-/b/ boards should be deleted. Not sure whether blue neo-/b/ should be deleted or not, though.
>>710745338
>blue neo-/b/
Which ones are those? Except maybe /vip/
>>710745622
/qa/ and /vip/
Some people used to consider /v/ to be one.
I use /qa/ and /vip/ though.
>>710745777
/v/ is so big it spawned /vg/ and /vp/ so I don't think anyone can claim that anymore
boy oh boy do i love daylight savings
Seems like a decent idea.
>>710746406
/vg/ should be deleted, generals should be prohibited in a global rule.
>>710747461
I'm also glad it's over.
>>710747828
It's just a containment board, like /mlp/ or /jp/
>>710748533
Except generals are allowed on all boards right now, unfortunately. Except maybe /v/.
>/jp/ is my home board
>>710748766
They DO get banned if they become too much of a problem
The Steven Universe and Homestuck threads on /co/ get smacked around once in a while, or moved to /trash/
badj ur alive
>>710749050
They need to be banned entirely. /jp/ is swamped with generals now, it's the NUMBER ONE reason /jp/ is so shit right now.
And the mods and janitors are actively encouraging and protecting generals. It's nearly confirmed that one of them is a poster in multiple of the generals.
dev u
>>710749416
You should become a mod yourself and defeat the other mod to become King of the Mods.
dev get over here
Also here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5CBhPDQDr4
This is a ridiculously good edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZkK2_6H9MM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I1-r1YgK9I
>he is a gay person supporting hillary clinton
whoops
>>710750082
I guess. I don't like controlling other people, but if it were to make 4chan a beautiful, wonderful place...
>>710750353
She just moves with whatever way the wind blows to get votes. So as long as the left doesn't suddenly stop sucking LGBT dick, that at the least shouldn't be an problem.
Really a politician flip-flopping on an issue is nothing to write home about.
>>710750491
>make 4chan a beautiful, wonderful place...
Whoa there friend you might need to slow down.
>>710750161
Amusing video.
>>710750716
I think 4chan is a good place, really. I think some cancers can be treated, though.
>>710750716
The left doesn't suck LGBT dick, they left forces LGBT to suck left dick.
LGBT is a shitty fucking acronym/idea anyway. Trannies and regular homos/bis don't belong together.
I don't get why anyone would think voting is a smart idea.
>>710751238
listen you little faggot fuck: we created this safe box for you and your little faggot friends to be in and you better start appreciating it. if you don't fit into the narrative we so generously wrote for you then you should probably just go kill yourself you racist, redneck, backwoods trump voting asshole. you think we can't bring matthew shepard back? we were supporting fag drags for decades until your vote actually started to matter in swing states, and believe me, we can make you shit pushers irrelevant again.
>>710752073
I laughed. good satire
>>710752187
thanks I'm gonna be on conan next wednesday to discuss the election results be sure to tune in also like share subscribe and RT
*teleports behind you*
>>710752384
I'll definitely Russia Today, like good comrade goy!
>>710752073
lmao, schlomo every single time you tried to pull this shit in history you got found out and kicked out.
Be careful because the clock is ticking. The time is almost upon us again
>>710751238
You know what I mean. If anything, gays will be getting special snowflake laws which grant them immunity to free speech.
The shit they pull is condescending and ridiculous but the worst it's gonna do is make the public more sick and tired of this shit
>>710752621
it was a hologram
>>710752621
>that pic
I am amused and slightly aroused at the same time.
>>710752788
>>710752820
One of my favorites.
>>710751885
>I don't understand how anyone would think democracy is a good idea
Yeah, ok
>>710752888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqgMPTSz91E
>>710753037
These things are always cringy as fuck.
>>710752788
I dislike the left and the right, they only take us closer to fascism every day, now.
Marriage shouldn't be fucking legal (for anyone)
it's basically saying "singles get tax increases"
>>710753099
I love the dramatic reading of it though
>>710752923
Like you.
>>710753138
Hey, as long as I get tax breaks for being married and having dependants I'm cool with it
>>710752976
The all or nothing system in the electoral collage is completely broken. A state can go 49%/51% and the person who makes 51% will get 100% of the points the state has to offer, meaning dense liberal leaning states like CA and NY offer an unfair advantage to liberal candidates. Democracy at it's core is a winning idea but the way it's carried out in America is a broken, unfair system.
>>710752976
Democracy is authoritarian and conformist. Democracy is anti-individualist.
>>710753257
Evil, evil guy.
everyone needs an asgore daddy in their life
>>710753397
Since I am a straight white cis male I guess some people could consider me to be pretty evil
>>710753457
bitch I am the asgore daddy
>>710753307
Please don't water me, I'm not a plant.
>>710753457
>>710753457
>>710753457
cis scum? in my /b/?
>>710753517
>not being bisexual
Pathetic.
>>710753520
>Not being a plant
>not being a bisexual plant
>>710753676
>>710753765
don't bully pls
>>710753823
fuck off you sexually exclusive mammal your kind isn't WELCOME here
>>710743959
I'd like to see more of your stuff. Got somewhere I can follow you?
>>710753653
chicks are kinda gross though I mean have you ever eaten a pussy out? there is nothing there to choke on unless she has a -serious- bush. and you ever tried fucking one from the back? rubbing a clit will never be as satisfying as stocking some dudes throbbing cock while you're hitting him from the back.
>>710753653
You're just a shitty fence-sitter.
>>710753823
Plants don't talk.
>>710754058
I unfortunately haven't found any women who want sex, yet.
>>710754077
No~ Bisexuality isn't a fence but a heaven.
also nef isn't straight
nef is an enigma
>>710753899
This is some tumblr-level shit.
>>710754150
I could t-try to be a plant... f-for you...
>>710754271
Get outta here
>>710754163
>I unfortunately haven't found any women who want sex, yet.
>Bisexuality isn't a fence but a heaven.
I chortled
>>710754163
I'll be a girl for you
I got blown by a chick once and that hilarious lack of talent swore me off the fairer sex forever.
>>710754406
I'm letting the people know the truth.
>>710754395
fuck of cisspecies scum
>>710754406
;w;
>>710754453
b a man 4 me bb
>>710754526
Thank you for Correcting The Record.
How to suck a bro out? Can someone give some tips for a first-timer
>>710754395
I can't have plants right now.
>>710754756
open mouth, put lips around dick, careful with teeth, suck until cum, swallow
really not very complicated my dude
>>710754675
those nickels really add up
>>710754526
4/10 at most, and that's got a +5 modifier because you're you.
>>710754756
Let intuition guide you.
>>710754801
Then what do you want me to do?
>>710754756
It's not hard. Switch between licking around the head and licking around the shaft and deepthroating, and keep a hand on his cock to jerk him off a little while sucking him.
Also, be enthusiastic and suck him like sucking dick is giving you an orgasm.
I don't know how to explain. Everyone just says they love how I suck dick.
>>710754914
is that a backhanded...insult? like lowkey you're complimenting me?
>>710754756
lip balm without any bullshit like cinnamon or something minty. wrap your lips around your teeth. be well hydrated. eye contact really makes guys feel like a man when you're all down there looking up at them with puppy dog eyes. massage the balls but don't be squeezing and shit, just a little rub on the taint here and there. cute moans to let them know you're into it. you'll be able to tell when they're about to cum, don't overdo it at this point because no one like to be overstimulated. be sure to lick up every drop afterwards while looking up at them all submissive like. say thank you.
>>710754914
Photosynthesize.
>>710753653
Bisexual master race reporting in
i think badj just likes to confuse people
>>710754843
Save up for long enough and you can give me a small loan of a million nickels.
>>710755145
>no one like to be overstimulated
I disagree. I like it.
>>710755022
same
>>710755077
It could be.
>>710755168
brb stealing artificial leaves from darpa
>>710755215
I like to badj people
>>710755523
Darpa?
>>710755671
Don't know if it's their thing, though. Thought I read it someplace that they've developed artificial leaves that are planned to be used in long distance space travel.
>>710755427
shut up slut or I'll tie you down and make you cum three times in a row and leave you to sit in your mess while I smoke a cigarette afterwards
>>710755820
Oh. The synthetically developed leaved made with the mesh and paste.
>>710755820
You mean solar panels?
>>710755862
>smoke
No thanks, the smell of tobacco makes me feel physically ill.
>>710755940
don't worry they're clove cigarettes. you'll like it because I told you to.
>>710755523
do you, now?
>>710755935
Read it at a glance, but yeah, I guess.
>>710755940
No, actual, human-made leaves that photosynthesise.
>>710756089
Yes.
>>710756082
>you'll like it
No, I won't.
>>710756162
it's cute when you badj people
>>710756214
dog if I had you tied up do you really think I would care what you think?
>>710756337
Yes. A good dom cares about his sub.
>>710756215
.////.
>>710756373
I'm a rapist though. My goal is to overstimulate you so much that you start crying. That's when I get mine ;)
>>710756495
Lewd. Except for the smoking, I really wish I could have this.
Demos have you considered just stopping?
>>710756653
fine I'll just vape banana chocolate into your boypussy and call you my meme slut. like I give a fuck.
>using a mouth fedora
>>710756823
would you rather I spit nicotine gum into your mouth?
>>710756920
i'd rather you keep to yourself and that you don't socialize with anyone again
>>710757043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7knIi3LGf4M
