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>>710730046
Bear unless two gorillas.
>>710730046
silver back is 4x as strong
no contest
Gorilla no contest.
>>710730046
Does the bear do anal sex?
>>710730046
silver back. no contest.
A stick.
>>710730247
>>710730303
Fucking autistic, In what possible world can a monkey kill a bear
>>710730342
it lovs it
>>710730421
No a twig, you're autistic too
>>710730046
Gorilla because more agility
>>710730046
Only takes a small child to kill a silverback gorilla..... unfortunately
>>710730610
Hahahahaha
>>710730478
they have been doing it in Africa for a while from what i have heard
>>710730247
Bear has a huge size advantage though
>>710730478
Nigger vs gay dude ...who's gonna have a gun
thats pretty funny man
>>710730046
How is "strength" measured?
> animorphs
>>710730705
Even Black Man's clip is bigger than whiteboii's.
>>710730867
Monkies have aids so bear can just lay low and prosper
>>710730421
but then you got 2 silverbacks
>>710730867
Kek
>>710730046
i'd much rather see it happen than argue about it.
They shipped animals from all over the world to fight grizzy bears, nothing wins against a bear.
>>710730813
This. I am 80% sure that a large grizzly is stronger than any type of ape.
Also, the Romans used to pit animals against each other in their fighting pits. There are some evidence that claimed that brown bears were eventually banned because it killed all the other animals (leopards, lions and even tigers).
Granted I don't think they battled gorillas though but then again they were only using European brown bears - grizzlys are generally larger
>>710730813
Pounds of force
>>710730478
4.4k pounds of force vs 1.1k pounds of force, check your autism.
This has actually been done, the bear always wins.
Hm... A grizzly can stand, but prefers to stand on all fours. Bears can run at 35 mph, so fleeing is not an option for the gorilla (in my uninformed opinion). Regardless, reach, intelligence, and belligerence will be valuable factors in this fight.
I think the gorilla will be the more intelligent of the two, and it has opposable thumbs. Chimps have used tools, but I'm not sure if gorillas are as smart.
Bears have kind of a piss-poor eyesight, but they get angry when provoked (if they choose not to flee), and grizzlies used to kill freaking Tigers back during the circus performing days (tigers weigh around 600-700 lbs.) by breaking their skulls with their strength. So basically (with those levels of strength), the first few attacks will determine the successor (unless the gorilla's strength is primarily within its grip strength [like crushing coconuts]).
While the bear doesn't have fingers, it has claws. Claws can do quite a bit of damage, assuming the bear can get close enough.
All in all, I think a grizzly's going to attack the gorilla, and the gorilla will sidestep and slap. The slap wouldn't be enough to finish the bear, and the bear would climb onto the gorilla, bringing the fight to the ground. Pinning the gorilla briefly, it will bite at the bear, but the bear can bite and slash at its relatively unprotected underbelly/chest.
The gorilla would get away, to try and run and - if the bear chased after it, would eventually finish the fight when the gorilla tried to make its last stand while too tired to defend itself at its maximum capacity (while injured).
Bear wins?
>>710731154
Bears beat almost every other animal in a 1v1 fight.
Your autistic reliance on numbers means nothing.
>>710730610
ayy lmao
>>710730046
tiger will kill the bear
>>710730046
Gorilla because Harambe
I'd rather have sex with the bear. Nice big warm fluffy ass, plus I bet he's a great cuddler.
>>710731249
You would've saved Deadliest Warrior from cancelation.
>>710731392
>T. pic related
>>710731130
Where tf are romans getting brown bears at?
They've supposedly got really long tongues too. Might be fun.
>>710731593
There are Asiatic brown bears, no?
>>710731538
Thanks. I just like fights and seeing what would win.
>>710731290
The silverback is 4x stronger and has a stronger bite, while still being very agile and muscular.
It's alright to be wrong anon
>>710731593
Ladies and gentleman, I give you: American public education.
>Its been in decline for decades
>Half of you still won't know why this is funny.
>>710731538
>be pirate, doing pirate shit
>all of a sudden find myself in a field somewhere
>wandering around wondering how to get back to the whorehouse I was just in
>suddenly this chink faggot with a long curvy sword appears
>equally bewildered as I am
>but all that changes when he looks into my eyes
>forget the whores, a bloodlust like I've never experienced before fills my veins
>I let out a battle cry like a wounded chimp
>chink does the same
>I guess we're fighting to the death then
Nothing would have saved Deadliest Warrior.
>>710731828
kekleon
>>710730046
>those stats
>>710731844
Fuck you that show was my church.
>>710731828
Man you're really letting your autism flow. Is that what they teach you in your unknown worthless countries, where bears live? No wonder you never amount to anything, you're having to be taught the same shit kids yell at the TV when watching Dora. No I didn't know there were Asian brown bears because I spend my time learning things that matter. Why don't you tell us all what noise a bear makes? You retarded subhuman.
>>710731793
How did they measure strength? I see the numbers but how focused is that? It is grip strength? Bite strength? If you put them in a tug of war match the bear would win all day because it's strength is uniform across its body. Not to mention the bear is bigger and heavier. A grizzly bear can snap a 1200 LB moose spine with one swipe, not to mention it has claws and teeth. It would only take one hit to severely disable the gorilla.
>>710732143
>tell us what noise a bear makes
Not him, but I assume it would be a fucking roar. Not exactly a difficult question when you're obviously dealing with an expert in all things ursine.
>>710732188
Dude, it's bullshit discovery channel stats.
Like because they break bamboo they're supposed to be super strong but they don't take into account that they chew and gnaw at the thing before trying to break it.
>>710732247
How do you have to assume what noise a bear makes? What rock do you live under that you've never heard a bear roar? No wonder you're hear, all of you are complete social outcasts who spend their time looking up shit like where brown bears live because no one wants to be around you.
>>710732123
Sounds pretty lame. We all know superior nippon steel folded 17 million times would win against anything and anyone, so what other warriors truly matter?
>>710731844
That was the joke. Nice dubs though
>>710732143
I know people sat "lol" a lot, but I really am.
Your argument amounts to "I'm dumb, but I'm 'Merikan so I'm still the best"
The irony being that America used to lead the world in Education until they devalued it. Now they raise kids to pride themselves on being ignorant.
I kind of feel sorry for your whole country.
So sure kid, Asian bears. Lets put aside exotic animal trade and the fact Rome conquered all the way to the boreal forests of northern europe. So sure kid, Asian bears.
>>710732433
>you must be living under a rock if you don't know what noise bears make
Yeah cause us first worlders encounter so many bears in our lifetime.
>>710732717
I'm a first worlder who likes to pretend I'm homeless for fun (aka I backpack) and I have encountered three brown bears on two separate occasions in the wild. When you turn a corner and see two brown bears going at it 50 yards ahead on the trail you need to pass, you learn just what patience means. You also hope you don't smell like beef jerky and can become invisible.
>>710730494
"You're not here to hunt, are you?"
>>710732717
Are you retarded? Ever watch TV, or see a fucking movie?
I've never heard a bear in person but I fucking know what the fuck they sound like!
..
>>710730046
Gorillas resemble black people so i hope the griz whens. one less black stealing out air.
>>710733689
Sure I watched TV, there weren't any bears in Voltron or DBZ though.
And since this whole joke is starting to get a little tiresome, the reason I said "assuming" that bears roared was that I assumed that's what the noise was called, not that I assumed that's the noise it makes. Because some idiot would have just as quickly jumped on me and say "they don't call it a roar when bears do it dipshit they call it a (insert whatever stupid word someone invented to differentiate bear roars from other roars)." So kindly just kill yourself if you really fuckin care that much about retarded shit.
>>710732143
So what you're saying is you're a typical stupid American talking shit about something you have no idea about?
>>710730478
Gorillas aren't monkeys m8
Grizzly Bear no contest.
"Strength" Measured how?
The weight force behind the bear is far too great for a silverback to withstand. Sure the silverback is agile but one knock my the bears paw and that silverback is a goner.
I am wondering if the gorilla would have an advantage in the smarts category. Possibly able to use a hefty rock as a tool to help fight the bear or just find a better way to go about fighting it. We must test this for science.
Bear wins that, there was this carnaval that put up fights between big animals. Bear would always win
>>710731249
>and the gorilla will sidestep and slap.
And the rest of your post is so logical.
On what planet of the apes parallel world does a gorilla fight like this? The pound, gab and bite. They don't execute martial combos
>>710730046
The bear no question, the only thing that kills bears are tigers and that's adult tigers hunting juvenile bears, also Gorillas don't actually fight, just show.
Bears can take a shitload of punishment they are like natures tanks. You can kill a gorilla with a single shot you can't kill any fucking bear with a single shot
As a 'Murican gun nut whose gone a'hunting lots of times in both the U.P. (black bear) and Alaska (grizzly) I can tell you that 4,000 pounds of force might not do much.
I wouldn't try to stop a charging grizzly bear with anything less than a 45/70 big bore rifle. People have been mauled by charging bears after shooting them multiple times with .44 mags.
Grizzly bears are virtually indestructible.
Bite force is in newton's I believe.. Psi is a unit of inhabiting pressure. Not force. Fucking. Idiots
>>710730046
There's a reason we say right to bear arms. We don't gorilla arms do we?
>>710730046
what is the definition of strength?
be more clear please
fuck gorilla, marry bear, kill op
>>710737105
here's your right to bear arms, you fucking non-well regulated militia moron.
>>710736975
/thread
>>710730046
Never knew a grizzly bear was strength equivalent to an Olympic power lifter
>>710732143
Anon, you should've just lied and said you weren't American and called them idiots or something.
>>710732433
>you're hear
>>710730046
Gorilla. No contest.
>>710730046
Gorilla
He has the arms and the strength he cam keep his distance and just keep hitting the bear
Can always just pick up and throw the bear
>>710730610
Lolz
>>710730046
Bear - Gorilla will realize his mortality and run, Bear don't give a fuck about dying - he doesn't know what that is.
>>710730046
>only 1250-1300 psi bite force
Mammals, when will they learn?
bear 100%
>>710730816
You idiot he doesnt mean about the numbers, he means about how did they measured it, was it a squat? For example you stupid didnt realized there is no fair way to measure the force between this two and you call others retarded
>>710738865
Bears and apes both exhibit cannibalism. Bears for survival, apes for territorial reasons.
I agree though. Bears no contest.
Give them both cocaine, bear still wins.
>>710736703
bullshit.
I would fucking love to see this battle.
Fuck man two giant beasts going at eachother damn
>>710738249
lol why the fuck do people always try to make up tactics of which the animal is not capable?
Don't be fucking stupid. A gorilla is not a predator. Their combat ability is to pound, grab and bite.
>>710731793
What you are failing to account is that while one creature (the bear) has evolved for hunting and killing, the other (silverback) evolved for displays of strength that never really end in anything more than a few bruises, the bear is a killing machine, watch Nat Geo, there are very few animals, if any, that can kill a Grizzly in a 1v1.
>>710738249
Jokes on you, that bear has been trained by Zangief. The gorilla manlet doesn't stand a chance.
Gorilla may be stronger, but has no claws. No bite attack is going to kill any of these two unless it's in the neck. I'm going to say grizzly.
>>710739300
He was probably talking about regular rounds, not Anti Vehicle rounds. And you really just enforced his point if it takes a god damn 50cal to bring a bear down.
>>710739421
>there are very few animals, if any, that can kill a Grizzly in a 1v1.
How about Elephants? Rhinos? Hippos? Bulls? What if someone trained the gorilla in Wing Chun?
>>710732143
holy shit you are butthurt as fuck! haha dumbass you are lucky this site is anonimous or else we would laugh at your stupid face too.
>>710739788
Elephants Rhinos and Hippos are too slow to be able to do anything to the Bear, tho if they do get a charge in, it would be devastating,
>people seriously arguing bear
Silverbacks evolved in a location where they have to defend against fucking Jaguars
Gorilla wins
>>710730610
Omfg. Omfg. OMFG! THIS!
>>710739912
...and they sometimes are killed by jaguars.
And jaguars are WAY smaller than grizzly bears.
And grizzly bears kill tigers which are ALSO way bigger than jaguars
failure
>>710739912
>>710740074
jaguars are new world you retards
>>710739907
bears are only slightly faster than an elephant.
But anyway, this isn't a running away contest. If a bear had to fight any of those it would lose
>>710740285
he means leopards obvi
>>710730046
>bear
>height is 10 ft.
Ok, what ever.
>>710739774
I think his point is that you absolutely could kill a bear in one shot, not that a .50 cal is necessarily the minimum size round you would need.
From some random hunting website:
>The minimum recommended calibers for all of the great bears are the .30-06 Springfield with 180 grain (SD .271) to 220 grain (SD .331) bullets and any of the standard length 7mm Magnum cartridges with 175 grain (SD .310) bullets. In addition to the .30-06, other suitable standard cartridges include the .338-06 A-Square and .35 Whelen, both with 225 to 250 grain bullets.
>The most recommended calibers are the standard length and long .300 Magnums with 180 to 220 grain bullets, 8mm Magnums with 200 grain (SD .274) to 220 grain (SD .301) bullets, .338 Magnums with 225 grain (SD .281) to 250 grain (SD .313) bullets, .35 caliber Magnums with 250 grain (SD .279) bullets and .375 Magnums with 270 grain (SD .274) to 300 grain (SD .305) bullets.
>>710730046
I don't know who'd win, but I want to see it happen
>>710739912
>>710740074
>jaguars
>in Africa
>>710740530
we've been over this. we meant leopards.
>>710739203
What if we give cocaine only to gorilla ?
>>710740619
same thing that happens if you give cocaine to a guy who tries to fight a chainsaw
>tfw I started this argument last year
Good times
silverback got huge strength advantage, grizzly too accustomed to walking round on all fours so don't think its height really reflects an advantage and shorter people have a good centre of gravity to throw strikes from anyway but overall i'd go odds on the silverback because of sheer limb ripping power. this fight we need to make happen.
>>710739300
A shot with something a regular hunter would use of course. Nobody fucking hunts with that shit.
>>710730046
i think the real loser of this fight is dental hygiene
>>710734051
Everyone knows average amurican is fucking stupid and you proudly proved it.
Your every post to this threat is cancer.
Shame to see once a great country turning into modern day crap we are all witnessing. Hope future generation of americans are more intelligent than their fathers/mothers....
>>710730364
Twice the weight, twice the height. Bear wins, sorry.
>>710730610
Don't joke with that
>>710730610
HARAMBE
>>710731154
Pounds of force
?
No its how much it can possibly carry using proper body mechanics. Fucking retard
>>710730046 (OP)
A wild Saltwater Croc enters the arena.
> Weight : 2500 lbs.
> Length : 19 ft.
> Biteforce : 3,700 psi.
> strength : n/a
>>710730046
The gorilla would win this without it even being a fight.
The gorilla is so much stronger than the bear and so much faster than the bear it could literally just dismember it. Biting would not even be something that would come into play.
The bear would try to claw the gorilla because it is much larger, but it's so awkward compared to the gorilla that once the gorilla felt threatened it is likely capable of literally pulling the arms off of the bear and climbing on top of it's back.
Small monkey's are more than strong enough to rip the arms off of a human. I'm sure this scales quite well.
>>710739203
Pretty sure Gorillas are herbivores.
>>710731130
they also used various animals to rape people as punishment or just for shits and giggles, shit like giraffes and stuff
>>710730046
You're literally autistic if you think the gorilla has a chance
Grizzly can run faster than silverback
has claws and deadly teeth
I'd put my money on grizzly
Bears stand up on two legs and to look really big when they get angry don't they? And don't Gorillas tend to charge when they're pissed off? Seems to me like the Gorillas just gonna knock the bear the fuck over and beat it to a pulp while its on the ground. It all depends on the situation though really.
>>710730478
>gorilla
>monkey
>>710731593
Europe, you know, where they fucking lived.
>>710736481
Kek
Polar bear vs Gigantopithicus?
>>710731249
>gorilla will sidestep and slap
then execute a perfect roundhouse kick to break the bears lower jaw and likely fracture the skull as well. A forceful yet properly placed elbow to the bears throat would crush it's trachea followed by a double fist hammer smash to the bears nose would drive cartilege up through it's frontal lobe and kill it instantly.
Gorilla wins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZsJYZVt5g
Nah, I reckon gorillas got it.
>>710738642
Great post
According to joe rogan bears know judo so, the gorillas strength is actually a weakness.
bears are apex predators. gorillas are aggressive about territory and breeding but that's it. everyone has this idea in their head that either animal will fight like it's some kind of MMA bullshit, or that their stats can be compared like picking characters for some mortal kombat match. The gorilla will posture and make a lot of noise before it'll run like hell away. They run from slightly larger gorillas, fffs. It'll die trying to get away from the grizzly.
>>710730046
I think its about time god damnit
enough with the hypotheticals
we need to see the real live version of this fight
there's enough billionaires on earth to make this happen and guerrilla cam record the shit out of it from multiple angles.
Good luck chimpo
>>710730610
Harambe had it coming.
>>710744415
bear has stubby limbs though
>>710730610
holy shit dude
>>710745847
stubby limbs that can move it at 56 km/h (34mph)
>>710739774
>He was probably talking about regular rounds
Well I know you're not from the US
>>710744415
Cage fight then?
bearzilla wins
Bear
>>710730247
Bears bones can bounce a 9mm
Bears are generally more dangerous to people, so I'm going bear on this one. Also, a bear is faster AND it can climb (nearly) as well as a large ape (i thinks)
>>710739421
How about a polar bear?
>straight carnivorous
>max weight of over 2200lb
>>710731249
>sidestep and slap
Lotta people giving you shit for that one, but for all the morons here, he doesn't mean the gorilla will kung-fu dodge the bear, he just means the gorilla will reflexively jerk back out of reach.
>>710731480
Why you gotta be gay like that
>>710746622
OH SHIIIET
>>710737232
Underrated post
>>710730867
It's because they can't get the same job done with less bullets
>>710739807
>Anonimous
>butthurt
Aids
>>710748327
Trust me; don't I know it. I can see where the hate's coming from. With the amount of autism here, they were perfectly fair in believing that I can't fap to anything but MLP and take several different pills for mental conditions.
>>710730156
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2hpzyf look at the pussy grizzly at the start of the vid, silverbacks are known for not being pussies and could scare off a bear
>>710736703
This
I once went hunting with my buddy and saw a grizzly bear get shot in the shoulder with a bolt from a 240 lb drawback, charge my partner, get shot in the chest with 12 gauge buckshot, and keep charging. I had to shoot it in the head with my python so my friend wouldn't get mauled.
Gorilla stomps.
A solid blow to the chest from a Gorilla would put any animal down. Consider the ribs of a bear smashed and it's internal organs literally failing within seconds.
Gorillas can use tools and weapons such as rocks too. That's the bears head gone with a single throw or crush too.
Harambe
>>710730046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZUsj8Q68q4 , the silverback cracks the class with its strength, the bear will be scared away the second he gets hit
>>710730046
the actual weights are 160kg gorilla and 270kg grizzly
>>710750501
this, it could topple the heavy bear which is when the bear will choose to flight over fight
Does the nigger or the Canadian have the firearm, OP?
Does gorilla have axevor sword?
Does bear have armor?
environment- mountain? Straight up one on one no weapons fighing on the training ground level instead of ffforrest or mountain where gorrila would have an advantage i'd say bear.
But the gorilla can use tools like a spear or is capable of firing a gun if trained.
>>710750740
Bear claw could cripplecripple face of first hit. Gorrila has tto get bear onground for stomp stomp first.
>>710750666
Soooooo what does that mean? Is that heavy? Those Ching chong bloody wuht mate mother Russia rape me numbers make no sense
>>710730610
too soon
>>710730867
>fucking clip...
>>710750455
And retards think we dont need guns for anything. This is why we need assault rifles and I really do mean THIS is pretty much the biggest reason we need guns. Motherfuckin bears
>>710730610
screencap this shit
>>710751820
The hail of bullets theory has been found ineffective against bears. You need a large bore gun. A 1 Oz. Slug has been found to be pretty effective
>>710751751
Militaryfag detected.
