Let's hear some success/fail stories from dating apps. I have one to share if theres enough love to the thread.
> use app
> get liked by bots
>uninstall app
>>710710439
>Swipe right
>Thick Mexican bitch
>Asked if she wanted to meet up
>In college
>Only can hang at night
>Omw
Cont...
>>710710655
>College parking is shit
>30 min drive
>Needpuss
>Find parking next to her apartment
>Call her
>Finally see her around corner
Cont..
>>710710901
>Hang up the phone
>Bitchlookslikejackblack
>Penis shriveled from the near sight of her
>False advertisement
Cont...
>>710711092
>She says her apartment is right around corner
>Tell her I left my charger in my truck and I would meet her up there
>Bye
>Ditched the bitch
>"Wow you just fucking left like that you're terrible"
>Never texted her again
Thanks tinder
>virgin, skinny, no social skills
>Decide fuck it, Google how to talk to people and download tinder.
>I start treating conversations like experiments and suddenly I'm making progress
>Go on my first real date without trying, then the second (first kiss), then the third
>Then classes got intense and I lost interest
>It's been a year, she still texts me
>But I never respond
"Just be yourself" is shitty advice. Fake it till you make it bruh
>>710710439
>met girl on Tinder
>her face was kinda cute
>chat for a week or so
>we start sexting
>"hey, we should meet up"
>she says that her parents are not home
>wellthiswaseasy.jpg
>I go to her house with condoms n shit
>fucking hambeast
>well, maybe I won't mind that much when we're fucking
>she sucks my cock while I watch in disgust
>her head game was strong tho cause she made me cum
>aftercum mentality kicks in
>"what have I done holy shit this bitch is horrible"
>tell her that I'm leaving
>the plan was that I was going to stay for the night
>she begs me not to go and starts crying
>fuck this bitch, she looked thinner in her photos
>leave, delete her number, cut off all contact and try to forget
She got really upset but at the time I didn't give a shit. I never thought that she would come bite me in the ass months later.
I'll greentext if anyone's interested.
> be me
> max out swipes every day for weeks
> get a match
> heart races
> open app
> itsabot.jpeg
>>710711707
Bump.
>>710711857
Kek
I've only met one girl from Tinder, ever. It was last month. 5'2'' asian girl pretty nice body petite good sized tits masters degree from hong kong.
I'm a wagecuck but I'm also 6'8'' and hung so shes probably a slut (she is we fucked all night last night and she slept over) but plays the innocent act
unfortunatly moving back to singapore or vancouver soon after graduating so back to wagecuck life for me
was interesting tho realizing she had 2,300+ matches in a few months while I only have 100 after a year+... swear to god social media is a plague but hey it got me some nice pussy
>>710711707
Im interested, Anon. Go ahead.
>Be hambeast
>Get drunk and download Tinder
>Get lots of matches
All I feel is pity.
>>710711530
I know the feel, I got a blowjob tho.
My dignity went out of my body along with my semen.
>>710711667
Care to enlighten us?
Also, why do you think is shitty advice? Normally I have more success if I'm comfortable in my own skin (aka being myself)
>>710712103
post her tinder pic
>>710711667
>google how to talk to people
serious autism. might want to go to a clinic.
>>710712103
>>710711707
When y'all spoke did y'all get straight to the point?
>hey let's fuck.
I've always wondered how it'd play out.
>>710712241
OP here. First story was mine. I have a success OKCupid (what a site) story if anyone's interested
>>710710439
>Be me
>Virgin
>Socially inept to boot
>Match with a chick
>Talk to her for a week or so
>Finally work up the courage to ask her out
>She says yes
>Totally pussy out and bail at the last second
>Stopped talking to her because little bitch
Should I just end it all now?
>>710712480
How recent was this.
>>710712540
Earlier this year. Sometime in the Summer.
>>710712258
I would but on the off chance you live in CA and matched with her it would be bad for me because apparently I'm the second person she's ever met from Tinder. Hard to believe she picked me out of 2,300+ matches but hey I guess being tall works out. Her pussy top notch like pic related too
>>710712282
No. Had normal dates at first.. both awkward, insecure.. she has all the consoles/systems/PC/PSVR total nerd with bad social skills. But once you get those types in bed it's game over you're basically in the clear. Just keep at it is the best advice I can give. You'll get lucky like me eventually.
>>710712594
Age.
>>710712276
>Googled how to talk to people
>Followed through
He's done more than most people ever do. They never follow through on their ideas. Fuck you, I'd hire this guy
>>710712734
21 at the time.
Tinder is easy
>>710711707
>>710712059
>>710712133
>months later
>back at Tinder again
>meet this really pretty girl
>she's really fun, we get along pretty well immediately
>we play a game where we ask each other "32 questions that lead to love" that I saw on the internets
>I could see that she was looking at me like she was in love
>man, this girl is really cool, she could be my girlfriend
>we go on more dates, we kiss and the sexual tension builds and builds
>itsonlyamatteroftime.kek
>for some fucking reason, she meets Hambeast
>my fucking luck
Cont.
>>710712829
Ok let's go dude time to squirt on a bitch.
>>710712925
I'm liking where this is going
>Get match with chick
>cute face but most definitely a fat chick
>get to dirty talk cuz fuck it
>snaps me noods
>screenshot them
>disgusting but still talk dirty to her and send her fap snaps
>never met but already have seen all the biz
I've done this a couple times. I'd probably fuck her if we ever met in person, i think i might be a chubby chaser.
>>710712982
Yeah fam, still working on it. Re-learning how to communicate with people as an adult is pretty difficult.
>>710713131
>Fapsnap
I max out my swipes every day, from a city of about 80k, get matches every few days probably but I never actually start conversations. Ive got like a dozen girls just sitting there but always feel shy or like Im just going to fail if I dont bag them right away. Why the fuck am I so socially inept?
All about timing. You gotta hook them quick and get straight to the point. Be specific and prompt
No, "do you want", "should we", "how about", "maybe we could," "if you want we should" etc
Do, "Hey I'm free at X AM/PM on [insert day here] let's grab [insert food/place here]"
Once its a yes or no it's just a matter of not being a fucking social retard. If they agree to meet up with you once and it's not a total disaster you can probably fuck them that same night just don't force it too much play it cool mannnn.
>>710712925
Bump
>>710713235
Re-learning?
>>710712925
But you are in, anon!
How the hell did someone you met once IRL spoil this for you?
>>710712925
>Hambeast finds out that I'm dating this girl
>She proceeds to badmouth me and starts telling her lies
>Hambeast told her that we used to date, that I met her parents, that I was a cheating fuck, the works
>now this girl had some trust issues because of past relationships
>also, I suspect that she was abused by her dad when she was little
>she doesn't have a good image about men, but she told me that she found me "different"
>she confronts me about what Hambeast told her
>"She's lying her ass off. Don't believe her"
>I can tell that she doesn't believe me
>"All men are equal" mentality sets in
>things get cold
>she tells me that she can't trust me fully anymore
>proceeds to delete on facebook
>fuck this bitch
And that's how I would've possibly had a really good relationship with a pretty girl if I had fucked a pig.
I still don't know to this day if there's a lesson in all this.
Fuck that fat bitch
>>710713383
I gave up on social interaction when I was like 13. Traded all my real life friends for online friends, spent every waking moment I could playing video games and didn't realize how fucking stupid that was until it was too late. Being an idiot at 16 I never thought to fix it. Hit 18 and bam, full blown social retardation. Made a lot of progress since then though.
>>710713282
It's crazy what girls will show when you play it smoove
>>710711530
>>710711092
>>710710901
>>710710655
didnt read because you're a faggot that divided 1 post into 4.
>>710713762
But you didn't cheat... Too lazy to read again.
>>710713970
nope, I didn't
>>710710439
my friend has fucked like 4 or 5 different sluts on this site, i always get shitty one sided conversation that goes nowhere, so i gave up on that bullshit, and no im not ugly either, the shit just never fucking worked
>>710713762
Be honest with her anon, with a white lie here and there
>we matched
>i went to her place
>got nervous thinking about meeting someone from the internet
>i saw her and pussied out and couldn't follow through
>I don't want to mess this up femnon, i really like you
>you're the only other person i've taken the chance and met in person
seriously,how hard can this be? i think the relationship with this chick can be salvaged
>>710710439
>drunkenly matched with a girl named Jett
>said Jett fuel cant melt steel beams but Jett pics can melt my heart
>nor response lmao
>>710714185
gotta ask em out faster
they literally get a match everytime they swipe right.. you gotta ask them out and put on the pressure.. if you just try to chat youll get lost in all the new matches
>>710712282
not that directly, but you imply it.
You can ask what color the sheets of her bed are, for example. Then you ask about the size of the bed.
When she asks why you're asking that, you can say something like "well, I just wanted to know if two people can fit in. Otherwise, that would be a problem" and you flirt with that
>>710714185
Talked to only a couple girls out of a lot of matches and I had this exact experience, I dunno why I still continue it just makes me feel like some virgin faggot
>>710714419
Nah, man. Maybe this was for the better.
I figure that if I really had a relationship with her, she would be jealous all the time. I cannot stand that.
Besides, there's plenty of fish in the sea, a lot of them don't have trust issues.
>>710714541
slut
>>710714766
Fair enough, post pics then so we can all judge if she is a pretty cute grill
>>710714566
It's all about charisma, friend, not looks.
You just have to adjust a few things in how you carry yourself around people and then you're golden.
Luckily for all of us, charisma is a skill like any other, and it can be trained. I was a virgin faggot before, so I know that its possible.
>like fat chicks with good boobs
>match with one
>1000 miles away
>"Yeah dude, im in colorado. Sorry dude!!"
>"That's okay, just tell me when you get back"
>full beta
> jump 4 months later at the end of summer after meeting other people
>"Hey, I'm back! Wanna meet up?"
>Ask me to a movie
>miss the text, and ask if she wants to get together afterwards
>She agrees and I meet her outside the theater to "go on an adventure"
>She walks us across the street and behind some apartments to a dock on the river
>"We are going swimming"
>"b-but I don't have a bathing suit"
>she says we are going skinnydipping
Might keep going if I get a bump.
>>710715114
Bump
>>710715114
bumpu
>>710714942
sure, here you go
>>710715555
Cute, idk anon. i would try to salvage it personally.
Also quads chekd
>>710711667
I dont get it, u try to get girl to get laid, go on two dates get none and u just give up, shes still texting you? What?
>>710714814
nope, I've seen virgin girls being turned on when I tell them this kind of stuff.
It demonstrates that you have balls.
One of them even sent me nudes.
>>710715233
>>710715446
I was gonna do it anyway, too bored.
>we strip down and sit down with our feet in the water and start talking
>I don't know shit about her before this, literally learned her name was different from her profile 10 mins before meeting up
>Her boobs were fantastic, pale skin
>top tier fat girl
>find out she used to be a cam girl with 5000 followers(don't ask for the name, I forgot the site and name after like 5 mins)
>we swim for a bit, but water is cold as shit and climb out
>start making out naked on the dock while we wait to dry off a bit
>put clothes back on and walk back up to the street
>walk right into BWW and she pays for the meal
>clearly, she liked my penis
>suggest we have sex, but we both live with parents at the time
>Walk around a bit, then we make out and jerk each other off in her car for a few hours.
>We plan to fuck the next day
There is more, but the story ends with [spoiler] me being cucked. shocker I know [/spoiler]
More?
>>710710439
>be me, 19 yo
>use tinder
>see this 26 yo girl
>she started to message me
>after a couple of hours of talk she told me to go to her place
>me thinking i won
>just arrived to her place
>she told me "you're a big guy"
>i got embarassed
>then she told me I have to go
>greatest failure of my life
>>710716806
maybe she was talking about your dick
>>710716594
cont plz
>>710714541
hahahahahahahahahaha
worst game ever . die
>>710716958
we didn't got that far
>>710716594
go on
>>710712636
this pic is a lie, it was saved from a thread earlier in the day.
>>710717399
>like pic related too
How fucking stupid can you be?
>>710715555
I like the quads more than the girl
>match with some girl with no description but is conventionally attractive
>messages me immediately, uses my name
>doesn't seem to act like a bot
>seems into me
>wants to meet up for drinks/food
Guys I can't shake the feeling I'm going to get mugged or something
Or I'll wake up with my kidneys missing
>>710717956
Meet in a public place faggot, and don't accept any beverages or food from her. how fucking retarded can you be?
I'm fat and I am embarrassed of knowing people in real life. Even if I don't look that shitty. What do?
>>710716806
>>she told me "you're a big guy"
you are a dumb cocksucker if this really happened and you didn't capitalize on this moment in life.
>>710717130
come up with a better one, please.
teach us how it's done
>be me, 20yo virgin
>decide to start using tinder as I move to new city
>Match a couple girls but none of them reply after saying hi
>Finally get a girl who talks back and has similar interests
>Play vidya online together a few times and plan to meet up for food
>Someone cancels plans with her so she comes to my place 3 days before we were supposed to meet up
>little thicker than I expected but her face was pretty so I put up with it, I'm a fucking virgin and just want to get it in.
>she went shopping earlier and bought a bunch of food to cook me lunch with, overcooked the pasta so it was shit
>Cuddle in my room for about an hour and I beta the fuck out and say "I have to go to class soon."
>She starts rubbing my dick and asking if I really have to go to class
>Fuck her, no condom, 45 min and still cant cum because I'm afraid I wont be able to pull out.
>She orgasms 4 times and we call it quits because I'm starting to go soft.
>She ubers home and we talk about doing it again on the weekend
>Next day rolls around and she says her vag hurts because we fucked for so long, then says there was a bit of blood so she goes to the doctors.
>She has a yeast infection and recommends I get checked out.
>Don't go to the doctors and never have any problems but she stops talking to me because of it.
Still consider myself a virgin.
>>710717956
You only need one kidney.
>>710717956
Scratch that
I took the time to talk to her for a few more minutes before she finally got around to linking the website she's shilling.
I blame my current highness for leading me to believe that was slightly legit
Not really surprised though
>>710710439
Fuck me anon. I have way too many stories of using dating apps. Gonna greetext their titles, and probably won't elaborate. This is hardly a comprehensive list.
Tinder:
>Got blown by Chinese virgin in college first time we met, 6/10
>Fucked 8/10 Chinese biologist in college, in the library, 2nd time we met
>Fucked black civil rights activist hipster 7/10 in her dorm year after college
>Fucked a 4'9" Philippine girl right after college. Insane squirter, like I-did-not-think-that-was-possible levels. Pictured.
>White girl in college, pussy the size of a hallway, whydidievenbother.jpg. 7.5/10 though
>Japanese girl (in Tokyo), solid 8.5/10, very traditional featues. Super skinny, kinky. I went over to her house the first time to "cook", we fucked then I made her bomb ass curry. Dated for 5 months. Some of the best sex I've ever had.
Happn
>Phillippine model and hardcore gamer. Just friends for a long time then we fucked.
Skout (fucking worse UX ever)
>Dumb surfer Japanese girl, 6/10 face 7/10 body.
>Fucking fine Japanese beauty, 8.5, really nice tits. Didn't want to see me again because she thought I "just did this all the time" and was looking for something serious (lol)
OK Cupid
>4'11" Nepali orphan with serious loli body, were fuckbuddies for about 6 months. 7/10 face but as you know...little brown girls.
>Super kinky Japanese grad student, Tokyo, just wanted to be fucked. Kinda meh, though. She was one of those "overly into it" types, I was out of her league.
>Met the love of my life (no fucking joke). From France. Dated for about a year and a half, then we both left the country to go our seperate ways. Fucking gorgeous, intelligent angel, my god.
Anyway dating apps are awesome man.
>>710718166
a fucking yeast infection is not sexually transmitted, she got that because she's probably a dirty slut.
Tell her that.
So is it just a rule of thumb that if a girl's profile picture is of a group, she'll almost certainly be the least attractive person in said group
>>710716594
>>710717025
>Pick her up after first day of class and we hook up for like 2 hours
>same thing the next day
>she is not sure how long she is going to stay in the state. she grew up here and hates it
>tells me she doesn't want a relationship
>whatever.jpg
>I can just put my dick in her a few times a week no problem
>2 days later wake up a bit late for a movie date we had
>crash my new car on the way over, like 3 miles from her house
>NotLikeThis
>she says its fine, she has work the next day so its probably better I didn't come over
>text her every day about work
>she is starting out as a pizza hut delivery driver
>she never has time to hang out before or after work
>she tells me she is moving to Idaho in 2 weeks
>she picks me up to go eat mexican food one week before she is planning on moving
>"I wish I didn't have to leave, anon. I am going to miss you so much"
>"Well, you don't HAVE to leave. You could just stay here"
>she insist that she needs to leave the state and can't stand living there any longer
>invite her inside
>she says she is too tired and wants to sleep before her shift in 6 hours
>kicks me out her car, and leaves
>text her the next day, no response
>text her 2 days later, wishing her luck moving across the country
>she text back a day later
>"weird series of eventsI forgot to tell you I'm not moving anymore, I got an apartment and I am in a committed relationship now"
>"we were never in a relationship, right?"
Apparently some old guy she met begged her to stay and live with him. We don't talk anymore. I miss her tho. She had great boobs and was pretty nice in bed.
>>710717956
you have two kidneys for a reason bro. try to smash
>>710718445
Holy shit I didn't know that wow. Fuck that bitch I don't talk to her any more. Thanks for making me feel better about my genitalia!
>>710712775
>done more than most people
>talking to people
You're right there with him on the spectrum.
Im noob so no green text
I've met this girl in badoo
Has son
Chat with her for a few days
Share nudes
Received budes
Had sex
Start trying bds
Best relationship ever
Boyfriends for 2 years till today
The next week we are moving on to a department
Photo related
Have a video on my pc,of her sucking my cock, i can share but right now I'm on her house and my pc is not
>>710718490
>begged her to stay and live with him
>old guy
>great boobs
wtf, fucking bitch. get any nudes??
>>710718412
Forgot about the BEST one.
>Super hottie Japanese girl matches
>We flirt a bunch
>In retrospect it's going a little too smoothly, but still, I'm not a sucker
>Show up at the station (Tokyo)
>Told her what I'd be wearing
>This handsome Japanese dude about 28 walks up and is like "Hey, Anon?"
>mwf
>End up making him buy me coffee because nigga, I came all this way
>Ask him about how his system is working out
>Apparently half the dudes nope the fuck outta there
>30% are confused, THEN nope the fuck outta there
>10% do what I do, find it kinda funny
>"What about the other 10%?"
>"Well, that's why I keep doing it"
>I went home. We didn't fuck.
Whatever floats your boat man.
>>710718490
This was for the better, anon. You shouldn't miss someone who doesn't respect you. If you can, make her cheat on her boyfriend.
>>710718867
FUCKING KEK
>>710718867
nice one ;)
>>710718816
Naw, sorry man. This all happened over like a week. I wish I did, this is the only time I wouldn't feel bad at all for posting them.
>>710718445
You get them from heaps of things, so yeah you can get them from sex, tell her to piss after next time
>>710718816
also, she was fat, so I am not sure how well received they would be.
>>710718748
Who had boyfriends? You or her?
>>710719376
see>>710713131
Wanna trade?
Tinder is easy.
Have a 4 month binge on POF, Tinder and other apps by using various advertising methods and trends to be appealing to women all while hiding the true monster that is myself.
Was fun but holy shit are people weird. And women can be boring as fuck.
I literally was at this one chicks house who repeated dialogue like an npc from a video game.
I fucked but i was outta der after that.
>>710718867
Sounds like a decent system. I would assume you could get more progress if you just searched for m4m tho. But I don't know how all that works.
>be neckbeard
>make okcupid account, message/chat with weeaboo chemistry grad student casually for a few days
>agree to meet for dinner
>am more quiet / socially awkward
>she gives me shit about it, increasingly bitchy over course of meal
>stop talking aftward.
>>710719599
He said his thing was "turning straight guys" so I sorta get it. I mean this dude was really fucking handsome, /b/ has almost turned me into enough of a closet faggot to have been down.
>>710719346
>I followed through
>She came multiple times
>still meet casually to this day
Meet girls on badoo
>msg this girl I saw on my list
>ask if she's a flake
>she seems dumb and young/naive
>chat with her for a few days
>we decide to go for drinks
>pick her up and we go to bar
>have a pitcher and talk about bs
>bring her back to my place
>we roll a joint and smoke up
>fuck her and cum in her
>drive her back to her place
>fuck again
She became my fwb and still is to this day 4 years later
We both had relationships but we keep fucking
Another one...this one just happened 2 months ago.
>notice cute Asian girl on my list
>try talking to her with no success
>retry again 2 weeks later
>get a reply
>slowly start talking
>we agree to meet up a couple of weeks after
>meet at bar, eat drink, have fun
>bring her back to my place and we smoke up
>didn't make a move
>see her again next week
>nothing again
>see her next week
>start to feels like its more like friendship
>kiss her one night while were out at a bar
>she tells me she's a virgin
>fast forward a few dates
>we go to resto last night
>bring her back to my place after
>we start to make out
>start to undress
>bring her in bed
>fuck her
>my bed sheets are all covered in blood
Gonna see both of them this week.
>>710719507
I meant that we are boyfriends and have a 2 years relationship since we met on badoo
Pic related, is us
I think i have some photos of her sucking my dick but its deep in my gallery so I'll have to search
>>710720149
You are both boyfriends, is what I am hearing.
>This makes you, and "her", faggots.
>Either that or you are talking about the son, and you and he are the faggots.
>>710720319
This is hilarious because i speak Spanish so my English is horrible, here's a photo of us, hope it doesn't exceed space limit
>>710720650
It doesnt help you not posting it.
I live in a east euro country and my text game is shit, I could bag a 8/10 IRL but not a 6/10 on Tinder, I hate it.
>tfw you don't even get the opportunity to be an autist because you don't even make it past the first ugly gate
>>710718412
what would you rate yourself on looks?
>>710718412
Another, for shits and giggles. This happened in Guadalajara a month or so ago, was there for the Astronautic Conference. I'm a scientist, suck my dick.
>Just trying to practice my spanish and get some Mexican tail
>Match with a ton of girls, most are 2 fat 3 fuck
>Match with this one 18 year old college student
>Message a bit, doesn't really speak any English
>Tell her we should meet for drinks
>"Where?"
>Hail Mary: "My hotel"
>She's fine with this
>Shows up at 9 or so, acting kinda weird
>Come in, we make some small talk, she denies offer of any booze, then start kissing
>She wants the lights off, this kills my plan to film the whole thing, like I've been doing recently (SpyCam for windows)
>A little chunkier than hoped, but gave great head and nice tits. Fuck her twice.
>Chat for a while, she admits that she took some fat bong rips before coming because she was nervous. That explains the weird behavior. Give her shit for not bringing me any.
>Pay for her Uber (like $4 US) and she heads home.
Pic related
>>710720650
Haha no worries man just obligatory /b/-posting.
Sounds sweet.
>>710720786
Im on my cellphone using mimi, i can upload images I've downloaded here and others, but it seems my photos are too big to upload, im sorry for the inconvenience, im a noob faggot and deserve to be punished
I will upload her photos and video tomorrow if i learn how to do it, i love her ass and tits, you'll love them too faggot
>make tinder
>college boy
>but I literally live 3 minutes away from college so I live at home
>mom stays at home
>get tons of matches
>ask if they have a place to fugg
>if they dont I automatically turn them down because there's no place to fugg
>>710721248
para entonces ya se nos va a haber olvidado, puto
Bumping for great stories thus far. Keep it up fags
>>710721426
B-but...
>>710721010
Pretty good. People ask if I model (I do, but not very seriously). I'm 182 cm / 6 ft though, which helps.
BUT I have SHIT game. I know dudes with awesome game who are totally average, and do just as well or better than I do. Here's the rule: if you are a 5 or better, 50% of girls of ALL hotnesses can be gotten with only awesome game. at 4, this becomes 25%, and 9's and 10's become very hard.
>>710721136
a scientist? That's so fucking cool.
What's your field specifically?
>>710718412
>Insane squirter, like I-did-not-think-that-was-possible levels.
All that piss...
>>710712479
Yus
>>710712480
Come on man don't pussy out like that I've done the same but you have more fun on the date then being a little bitch cause then you hate yourself for missing out on potential pussy
>>710721527
Bueno, espero toparme contigo mañana para masturbarme con las fotos, anon.
Por el momento, buenas noches!
>>710710439
>be me
>met a girl on tinder
>introduced her to this other girl I hang out with and also kinda liked
>tinder girl apparently can't handle this goes crazy
>still single, this was months ago
>can't get any matches anymore
>>710721552
Can't tell if troll. Optical astronomy, primarily echelle spectroscopy.
If I get any more specific than that I'd be pretty easy to pin down. Not sure why I care though.
>>710721839
Thanks anon i hope i don't fail you
>>710721136
S my D* for apple fags
>>710721839
Btw, I'll make a thread with a one drive link, I'm gonna name it "toma chocolate paga lo que debes", it's gonna be... lets see, right now it's 6 am here in Chile, so I'm going to post like... at 10 pm, in 16 hours
I haven't used Tinder in months but I have 4 or 5 good experiences where I got laid and the other was....interesting.
I'll start with story 1:
>be me age 23 at alcohol rehab in LA
>get Tinder
>Second night 24 year old messages me at 1am and asks me if I want to meet up
>I have severe anxiety problems and PTSD
>somehow I man up after not having sex for 5 years since I lost my virginity when I was 18
>I walk to a bowling alley
>she picks me up and I get in
>I'm super fucking nervous
>she's no model but she's a Cute a little chubby but I knew what I was getting into
>tell her I don't normally do this
>tell her I don't have a condom
>she says we should be alright
>she parks her car in some dark neighborhood
>we get into the backseat
>and she immediatly starts making out with me
>I kind of just sat there frozen in anxiety
>then I take my pants off and she starts giving me head
>then her clothes come off
>next thing I know I'm putting it in her
>she starts moaning loudly
>extremely wet
>switched to doggy and came
That continued for about a month where she would pick me up in her car at night and we'd go fuck in some random neighborhood and I'd cum in her every time. Sometimes we'd fuck for hours.
>>710722522
>PTSD
stopped reading. Are you a vet?
If not, youre an sjw
>>710722522
Story 2 pls.
>>710722661
I'm not a vet and I'm not a SJW, nobody knows I was diagnosed with it. I went to a treatment center with Vets who had the type of PTSD you're referring too. It's very real, and serious.
>>710722070
Lol.
I'm a cryptography researcher. I'll be in Guadalajara in a couple of weeks.
If you could point me to her I promise I'll fuck her and make a video and share it.
throwaway: [email protected]
>>710710439
I hate dating chicks from apps. Even the ugly ones get spammed by beta fags. I have hooked up with about 20 girls and trans "girls" from apps over the years and that's all they are good for. And yes when POF became big I acted like a beta fag and tried to date one of them kek. Never made that mistake again.
>>710722801
If you know what im referring to then you know why i became instantly skeptical.
Cause this card has dropped to common rarity since the inception of tumblr.
But i digress. Apologies. Please continue.
>>710722522
>>710722732
Story 2:
>This was inbetween the month of story 1
>start talking to this 19 year old
>she was average body type maybe skinnier
>smaller perky tits and ok ass, perfect pussy
>one day she drives almost an hour to meet me
>we decided we would kinda go on a date
>but we both knew we were gonna fuck at some point
>she picked me up
>was super nervous again
>went to get coffee
>went to that shitty comedy western with Seth the creator of family guy
>then we drive to 7/11
>Get condoms
>magnums
>believe me or not I don't care
>go park her car in a neighborhood
>it's not quite dark yet
>she moves over to me
>puts her hand on my crotch and starts making out with me
>my pants come down and she starts sucking me
>deepthroat
>she's very experienced I could tell
>old people walk by and look at us
>they know
>that happened with a few other people walking by
>move to back seat
>start fucking her
>condom breaks
>put on another one
>second one broke
>I'm a fucking retard and didn't know how to put it on and leave space at the end
>start fucking her doggie
>after the second condom broke she go on top of me and was riding me
>omfg
>feelsgoodman
>then we switch to doggie
>I pull out and cum on her ass
We talked for a while after that but i lived way too far away. I would love to fuck that slut again damn.
>>710723394
My... Nigga?
Whitey?
Calculator?
>>710723688
White
> get divorce. Depressed for 6 months
> get on tinder. Get tired of it after a few matches and fruitless dates
> get messsge i match with someone
> give it one last shot. Meet up with chick. Solid. Hit it off
> not feeling anything but sexual attraction makes me not to give a shit. Act casual. She seems to be turned on by that
> sex is great. She seems to fall in love
> i still dont feel anything and will have to dump her eventually cause of this
> tfw divorce fucked you up mentally but sorta turned you alpha as well
Hey guys it's me Tyler again and boy I tell you I got myself into some deep shit this time OK I studying for my finals and my roommate have a look laptop that he uses. I ask if I could get on it to do some of my work and he always tells me no. Well long story short I got his password by watching him type it in one day and I log on to his computer. Since I'm at a secure location I think hell why not I log on to my favorite KP site and download so much I had to create a whole folder dedicated to the porn I saved inside of the c: drive of his computer so he wouldn't be able to find it. Well this goes on for a week or two until yesterday the police show up at my dorm room and asked if Austin my roommate was in. I thought maybe Austin got himself into some shit until i told them He was out for classes but they came in our room anyway and seized his computer.i didn't think to much of it until i thought"fuck my KP is gone". Austin never did come back to our room and Everytime I call his phone it keeps going to voicemail. I know I probably got him in trouble, but I don't know what to do?
>>710719852
kek
>>710723952
>divorced
>start pumpndumping chicks
>divorce made me alpha
Literally making it hard for everyone else but whatever bro
>be 19
>I'm kinda shy and don't have much experience dating, only had sex with 2 girls before, no hookups
>decide to try Tinder, not expecting much
>swipe right on anyone decent looking
>have a couple matches but they always fizzle out before actually meeting up
>go home to visit family
>match with an ok looking Asian chick
>chat for a few days, she has a kid but is divorced, whatever she seems cool
>too much of a beta to make a move but she ends up asking me to dinner
>pretty excited but at the same time I'm second guessing this whole thing, thinking about calling it off
>fuck it, may as well use this as a learning experience even if things go south
>meet for dinner
>wow, she's actually kinda cute, is 4'10" with a nice body, not fat but not too skinny
>dinner goes great, she initiates a lot of the convo, probably senses I'm nervous
>Find out during dinner that she's actually 40, holy shit I wouldn't have thought that
>have a good time anyway
>after desert she goes to the bathroom, I ask for the check but she's already paid
>when she gets back I tell her she should have let me pay but she insists it's no big deal, I'm still in college
>asks if I want to come back to her place, kid is at a friend's house
>fuck yeah, is this really gonna happen?
>get to house, it's pretty nice
>chit chat for a while, drink some wine
>start making out on the couch, she's all over me
>go up to her bedroom, she's already taking my clothes off
>gets on her knees and starts sucking
>I'm only 6 inches but I've never had a really great bj
>she starts deepthroating me down to the balls, sticking out her tongue to lick them while my cock is down her throat
>feels fucking great
>she even makes those funny/sexy gagging sounds
>tell her to slow down or I'm gonna cum
>she tells me to relax and enjoy, she wants to swallow my load
>keeps going at my dick, I say I'm gonna cum, she slams her face into my abs deepthroating my entire dick as I cum
>feels incredible, her throat is so tight
>>710724490
continued
>keeps on sucking
>I feel kinda bad/embarrassed to have cum so quick, never came from a bj before
>she says don't worry, time for round 2
>I take her clothes off, nice tits, firm ass and really small pussy, don't understand how a kid came out of there
>eat her out, she asks me to lick her asshole and finger it as I lick her pussy
>Ok, this is something new
>get hard again, we fuck, she rides my dick like crazy
>gets off of me one time and goes to her dresser, pulls out lube and a buttplug, asks me to stick it in her, says she has to get relaxed before anal
>shit, I guess we're gonna do anal next, pretty excited, never done that before
>continue fucking with the buttplug in her
>finally stick my penis in her butt, it's different from vag, tighter around the base of my cock
>fuck her in a bunch of positions, she's super loud the whole time
>tell her I'm gonna cum again soon, asks to swallow my load again
>rip off condom, cum in her mouth again
>best sex of my life, she tells me exactly what to do, no pressure on me
>we both shower and she tells me she'd love to have me spend the night but she has to pick up her kid soon
>say goodbye, she says we should do this again
We ended up meeting and fucking 2 more times that week before I go back to school. We still text and I'm going back home for Thanksgiving, she says she can't wait to see me again. I'm pretty fucking excited. I think older divorced moms might be my thing now.
Pic related: it's her and her kid.
>>710724490
>>710724678
Oops, sorry that was way too long.
>be on holiday
>match with decent looking chick
>get dinner
>get drunk together
>bar's about to close
>"There's booze back at mine"
>she jumps at the opportunity
>bring her home
>go to fuck
>whiskey dick ruins everything
>pass out
>try again in the morning
>gave her a disappointing 5 minutes
>blew my load
>never heard from her again
>>710724717
Story gets an A man, just long enough.
Nice.
>>710712636
"petite"
>>710724965
Thanks anon, that's my only tinder story so I wanted to add some detail.
Did I do good on scoring a mom?
>>710724717
It was nice.
>>710724678
She's 40? Couldn't tell. Maybe mid 30's but that's it. Way to go man.
>match with chick on tinder
>ask her what shes after
>tells me nothing serious
>sends me pic of her tits
>suggest we fuck
>ok come over
>go to her house.
>dark room, middle of fucking no where
>im in my early 30s, she was 19
>asks if i want to watch a movie
>awkwardly say ok
>lay on her bed, watch about 5 minutes of a crappy movie
>tell her to take her clothes off
>she says no, why don't you take yours off
>ok
>strip down to my boxers
>she gets instantly turned on grabs my dick and starts sucking me off
>feels good man
>takes her top off, nice chubby little bod but not to chubby - thick how i like them
>starts titty fucking me
>gets condom and puts it on
>says i can fuck her now
>start fucking her
>she starts yelling harder, harder -
>ram her really hard but her 19 year old pussy is so tight i cum to quick even with a condom
>she seems dissapointed
>i feel bad
>gap it out of there
>text her ask if we can try again
>she says ok, but don't call me, ill call you.
>never txts
>don't really care.
>>710725389
Thanks dude.
>>710725570
Yep, she actually turned 41 last month. It's weird cause I never really had a thing for Asians or milfs before this whole thing.
I have many Tinder stories but this is may favorite.
>Be 22 at the time
>Match with 19 y/o 5'2 10/10 half white/korean girl
>Super fit, curvy without any extra fat
>Talk for a couple weeks via text
>Decide to meet up
>Talk all night
>Find an excuse to go back to her house
>Turns out she's rich and lives alone in the nicest part of LA
>We cuddle and watch movies until the sun comes up
>Suddenly we're fucking at 9am with no sleep
>She walks me back to my car
>"We should do this again sometime anon, hehe"
>Talk daily. Fuck weekly.
>Eventually we both end up meeting other people and getting involved in seperate relationships.
>She is very well connected with people in very high positions
>Despite us dating other people, we still talk
>She introduces me to some people that work in the field I was studying for
>Helps me get accepted to top 10 uni
>Helps me get an internship at a very well known tech company
>Offers me free living in one of her condos in the heart of beverly hills
>Still talk to this day. Still great friends.
>Been dating current gf for a few years but will always have this girl in my heart.
>Best Tinder match ever.
>>710710439
>use Tinder
>meet gurl
>current gf, 2 years in feb
>>710726141
This makes me very jealous. Are you extremely good looking?
Catfish man anyone?
