Ok /b/ let's play a game.
Rules: no permanent dismemberment or blindness.
First post is best post, except air rifle. The first post picks what I will use to hurt myself.
Dubs: pick a tool and exterior location and ktwilm go there.
Trips: pick anywhere except permanent disability and it will go there.
Quads: I shoot myself in the shin with an air gun
I wilm veto anything that causes me to go. It's eye blind, completely deaf, or kill myself.
don't hurt yourself anon-kun
>>710710240
dont hurt yourself. otherwise, plate.
>>710710323
This
use needle to suck out lotta blood then inject into nutsack
>>710710323
Ok so far I am fine.
we all know why you put a shaprie you faggot put it in your asshole
Paper plate in microwave, add frozen burrito or microwave pizza. If not available, go buy some.
>>710710240
take lighter. light a cig and chill the fuck out retard
Needle sticking out of little toe
lighter ->face
>>710710760
roll
>>710710240
Razor blade on penis hole.
>>710710823
rolling
sharpie (cap off) to back of throat
Lighter to dick
>>710710823
roll
>>710710823
rollll
stick needle into sharpie and extract some ink. inject ink into dick.
>>710710823
dubs
>>710710498
Ok. Pic related. Also hard to get.
>>710711015
roll
>>710711015
Roll
Guidelines gringo yeah the hey jaggery nitrites varieties send me runtime if it style the English. Fuckface
>>710711086
fucking faggot
>>710711086
You ate it mate
>>710710823
Rawlin
>>710710823
roll
>>710711111
>>710711135
Did... did you have a stroke?
>>710711135
Wtf am I reading anon?
>>710710240
Set fire to pubes
>>710710933
I almost threw up. My gag reflex is weak.
>>710710823
One more roll
>>710710240
Lighter -> Belly Button
>>710710240
fill the syringe up with ink from the sharpie, then inject yourself
>>710711369
John?
>>710711369
blood bukake w. needle
>>710711369
Your boyfriend up must hate that
weapon is the hardwood floor
Wheeeee! I got chungivitis! Fuckface. I guess my gratifying this gesundheit the digested highly indium it hardest is that thing in friends judgements rough gingivitis heterogeneous!
>>710711411
winrar
>>710711411
oh shit op
air rifle in pooper.
>>710711513
>>710711135
gtfo
>>710711528
>>710711533
i fucking hate that rolling shit. fucking cheap newfriends
Shoot leg with pellet gun then stab sharpie marker into wound hole twist around to get the ink good in there
break open the lighter and drink the butane
>>710711656
is gas, boi
>>710711621
Kitchen leggings Jul bioengineering merited outfits undertaken thing . They found an engagement licensor thinking something thuggish .
>>710711621
Gtfo
>>710710240
Put your balls through a hole in the plate - an Elizabethan collar for your testicles, if you will.
>>710710240
You're a fucking idiot.
also be careful and don't hurt yourself, faggot. It's not worth it.
>>710711722
is that a random word gen bot?
>>710711704
hello newfriend
>>710711639
Reroll
>>710711722
The following link and you will have a good time for a while back to you soon and will be in the original image too much to do you have a great weekend as well and I am not able to make sure the kids to school in the morning and will be a good idea to get the chance to look at this stage I am not sure if I can you send a message
>>710711834
Threeroll
>>710711467
this
Stab penis with needle
>>710711872
rolling lol
Crispy penis hen. Cheap sack juggernaut vinaigrette lucidity flinching and healthiest imagine it for multi ignored jungle. Duchesne
>>710711783
R.R.
>>710711411
That hurt.
>>710711974
Haha dead nigger storage. I like this bot.
>>710711954
This
>>710712000
What happens when you get trips?
>>710711779
As a parting gift, I would like to present our newest friend a secret most dear to me.
>>710710240
Needle in bellybutton hole (;
>>710712000
O SHIT
do it again
>>710712060
rolling for this
>>710712060
at this point, you've become the newfag, cuck.
>>710711472
Gabe?
Great job m8. The Barbary kids do not apply. The great think about biodiversity is think of the savings. Make mine a double, you didn't!
Wheat ass. Kingfisher is just tried ideal healthful haha ultrathin.
Shoot your foot with the airgun.
Needle through nutsack
trying for quads.
>>710712000
shove rifle up ass
>>710712053
Just realized that's kinda he same as dubs. How about I pull a toenail out?
>>710711983
R.R.R.
>>710712259
I don't see why the hell not.
>>710712167
Yes, the term cuck.
A valid signal flare to identify the normies that frequent this site.
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>>710712259
DO IT
>>710712259
pls
are you going to be killing yourself soon?
i don't want you to do it, but at the same time,
do it pussy
>>710712333
OH MAN
>>710712333
oh shit
>>710712311
Alright. Gimme a moment.
>>710710240
OP is a pussy. Too many rules. Sage goes in all fields.
>>710712320
holy shit, please take off your fedora
>>710712259
Nobody even asked you to do that. Are you just a fucking masochist or ???
Liberties hotels the city flightless outdoor lighting it's lighthouse the did out high feeling ban city it serious health Orinda. eat water
>>710712438
'tis not a fedora, but a clove of garlic, my dear boy.
>>710712253
this, rolling
>>710712311
Shit keeps coming off without taking the nail. Give me an Alternate.
>>710712466
fuck you for making me read that
>>710712511
Fedoras Off
>>710712439
Who said he was doing this to himself? Could just be a kidnapped victim. Stop worrying.
>>710712549
Needle through nutsack
>>710712549
shoot it with the air rifle. probably the same amount of pain.
>>710712549
shove needle underneath toenail.
Jobless gravy security in a winter regard. Goofy tediousness recovered new Astro boogie domination. Pierre regular
>>710712060
What does this do?
>>710712549
You need to slice under it with the blade then pull once its detached
Cut an "X" over your heart then
>>710712333
>>710712549
>>710712549
Razor blade under toenail. Don't be a bitch
>>710712674
>>710712597
If there are indeed no ladies present, I will gladly end your life, you plebeian.
>>710712659
This is perfect.
>>710712724
Try it newfag
what is wrong with you?
>the hero we deserve
>>710712549
Not that I give a flying fuck, but don't hurt yourself. faggot.
>>710710240
extract a bit of blood from Penis.
My container a linguistically kind of indigo much dead fighting. Pablo?
>>710712000
Ok one more seconds. Blade underneath nail next.
>>710712866
winrar
apparently you gotta keep going OP
>>710712873
this
>>710712816
I've actually tried this many times before and it never did anything but make my wrist slightly hurt for a few seconds. Is there something wrong with me?
>>710712816
Not new nore am i stupid enough to try shit i see on the internet
>>710713004
I've had people tell me it made their hand numb for a few minutes, as well as stinging pain.
HOLD UP, Does doing this make OP a beta or an aplha... I can't tell which.
>>710713000
OOOOOOOH DAYUM.
Trips Have Spoken.
>>710713076
>nore
underage b&
Lighter to left nut
>>710712957
>>710713004
Really tighten and squeeze then flick down as hard as you can. Report back after?
>>710713123
roll
>>710713133
you gotta >>710713000
>>710713110
22 :/ how is that underage?
>>710713078
Op is an alphabet
Shoot dick with gun
>>710713076
*tips fedora to you*
>>710711722
W I N R A R !!!! OP better fucking deliver.
>>710713077
weird, it just gives me a cramp for a few seconds. If you want something painful, try pouring hot wax into your ass.
>>710713204
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>710713193
>22
microcephaly detected
Pour hot sauce in ass hole plz
Lighter pubes
Set fire to your ball hair
>>710713422
WinRARARA
>>710713000
>>710713355
>>710713422
DO IT FAGGOT
>>710713305
Im comming to relise this sight is used by 30 and up men who just dont want to grow up :/ enjoy your life old ass
Cut ball sack open and take your nut out
Dubs, you know what to do OP
>>710713422
>>710713355
>>710713266
even stranger, it gives me an instant orgasm.
>>710713355
>>710713422
Winrars
>>710713555
kek
>>710713511
You should get an education, or you will not end up enjoying your life.
>>710713555
keked
>>710710240
Are you the same OP that couldn't cut off his pinky toe?
Second go at that, plox
>>710713000
Hard to do everything with thin needle will try.
Also razor blade under nail people.
>>710713639
I have a amazing life allready my sexy ass wife here
>>710713305
God damnit I read the bottle. Am I really a faggot now? I really don't want to have to start sucking dicks.
>>710713685
holy shit! gg OP
>>710713685
ayy lmao
>>710713355
>>710713422
>>710713555
>>710713731
you're a lucky fella, but stop derailing the thread you cunt
>>710713731
super jelly, bro
dis mine
>>710710240
If dubs, use the lighter to heat up the metal emd od the wire cutters and press against balls. If trips light it and shove it up your ass
>>710713731
Any nudes?
>>710712320
gross
>>710713679
Indeed. I also ate part of my thigh. Pinky toe scar is not as impressive.
>>710713738
not all faggots suck dick, some just take dick in the ass.
Razer blade in the fing croch
>>710713854
FUCK OFF BY ONE. Reroll
>>710713812
>>710713966
get
>>710713685
PLEASE TELL US WHY YOU'RE DOING THIS, OP?
>>710713854
This
>>710713874
>>710713886
Aw, shucks. Well welcome back guy. I'm glad you're still kicking. Always a good thred from you, anon. Cheers.
>>710713800
>wasting dubs on an Internet fight
Razor in between your toes on both feet. I want to see blood.
>>710713985
>>710710240
How about a toothpick under your toe nail then kick the wall? Or quads would be great.
>>710713912
Thats pretty gay. I think I'm gonna have to refuse.
stop and go to sleep
>>710714087
Lemme see them toes or she fake as fuck
>>710714101
Rolling for this meme right here
>>710713800
What do you want this married man to do?
just go to sleep
>>710714055
That her face or her ass?
>>710713854
ROLL
>>710714165
>>710714188
CUNT
>>710714163
no t0es but butttt
>>710714188
winnnnnaarrrrr. go to bed op. you are free
>>710714195
I can not tell them apart
lmao, draw a swastika on your forehead. If you don't wanna post face 'cause you're gay, do a really big one on your chest. It's fine if you mess it up.
>>710714188
ooh, dubs have spoken!
you must undergo the grueling task of a nights slumber.
>>710714254
She native american?
>>710713966
Why are people so excited about dubs. One in every ten posts should be a get. I'm assuming you're a retard or newfag if you really care.
>>710713854
ROLL
>>710714314
she was born here, yes.
op has gone to bed. thread is over
>>710713854
Rolling
>>710714222
I wanna see some nails pried off. What happened to that knife OP?
>>710713422
Someone said lighter pubes.
>>710714272
Reroll
>>710714222
>>710714322
Checked!!!!!!!!
>>710714272
rollerino pastarino
>>710714400
Trying to go through old dubs
>>710714388
>>710714366
What a waste
>>710713854
Roll
>>710714366
She is brown so either shes mexican indian or a arab
>>710714476
obvious homo
>>710713854
Rolll
>>710714272
I wanna see OP's ugly face, rolling
>>710714411
This guy wanted you to carve his initials into your shin
Lighter to tip of penis
>>710714322
Because I like pain. Dubs are easy.
>>710714400
I like your wee wee OP
>>710713854
Rollllllll
>>710714472
what be that long black thing in front of arizona
Where is op
>>710714522
This guy wanted you to eat more of your thigh
>>710714498
some native mexican, some spaniard cuck mexican.
leave 4chan and never return.
Set your dick on fire
>>710714611
This guy wanted screwdriver thru tongue
>>710713854
Roll
>>710714554
What are his initials?
>>710714677
dubs have spoken OP. you are free. now go to bed
>>710714677
This
>>710714570
The people who care about you wouldn't appreciate you doing this to yourself, OP. It's very unhealthy. You should get professional help for your addiction to pain, faggot.
>>710714677
This guy wanted something anal. He always wants something anal.
>>710714677
this OP. please
>>710714706
I bet that air rifle is getting mighty lonely...
>>710714647
Welllll Wth id beat it up an cum in here
>>710714706
CM ;)
>>710714722
This guy wanted dental floss around your foot until it turns black
>>710714793
fells gud, boi.
Use razor on skin between fingers
>>710714587
Said no one ever.
Plunge needle nose pliers directly into left thigh
>>710714889
Roll
>>710714706
LMH
>>710714891
Why so self loathing, OP?
>>710714867
Trade you this chick i used to fuck she gotta big fohead tho
>>710714891
Nah it's pretty hot. I'd suck
Cut taint with razor
Pull out a tooth op
Razor all the way in anus
>>710715015
shit, i'd trade, bro.
Cut a snake slit in your tongue
>>710714692
Not than anon though. Have a needle thigh. Also sharpie marks from my bad gag reflex.
>>710713422
Set your ball hairs on fire you fucking fat masochistic piece of shit
Flay a piece of weiner skin off and eat it.
>>710715032
Roll
>>710715101
Roll
Call your mother and tell her what you've done so far
>>710715155
Win
>>710715166
Kek winrar
>>710715166
harsh, but it is dubs. good luck get help.
Needle through the dick head.
>>710715084
Deal she doesnt speak much english tho you kinda got to use google translate alot
Fuck you OP maybe if I leave and don't give you the attention you want you'll stop doing this shit. I'm gone. sage
Holy shit, if dubs you'll seek help.
>>710715166
ROLL
>>710715166
And put on youtube
tear your acl
>>710715246
dude, i had to train this girl in english anyways.
bitch from tehuacan, din no shit.
whats your girl speak?
>>710715166
I actually like this one. With the addendum that you fap the entire time
>>710715166
This
>>710715299
shiiiettt
>>710715299
>>710714763
Fuck out of here moralfag
>>710712866
aw, you do care anon :)
>>710715330
Spanish she can say some simple words like yes no can we anything else she points too
>>710714700
WINRAR!
>>710714706
KKK
>>710715254
Nigga he likes to do it. You couldn't talk him out of it is you tried. Nitwit. And sage doesn't work.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OP ISN'T A FAGGOT
Can you cut KAS into your leg/arm/flesh?
Mainly doing this for a sick personal pleasure.
Pliers eyelashes
Pull teeth out
>>710715422
thats perfect. I honestly prefer when she can't communicate.
but when you take them around friends, it can be strange.
>>710715464
roll
>>710715459
Reroll
>>710715464
yess
>>710715276
I'd say this is helping him greatly. Don't be such a prude.
>>710715299
I GOT DUBS OP YOU HAVE TO
>>710712866
Rolling
>>710715299
I think OP is a doc. Kinda needs a bit of mobility to do job.
>>710715496
The pussy and rack make up for it so u can basically brag about her dick sucking skills or how good the pussy is and ahe cant understand
If dubs, take lighter to ass hair.
If trips, take it straight to the scrotum.
>>710713966
you are so dumb. everyone sees that op will actually do shit so they turned on there trip generators.
>>710715551
almost airgun
>>710715652
do you have any pics? i ran out of pics on this computer of my mexican
>>710710240
Sharpie your face, draw a cat nose and whiskers.
>>710715613
Opie is taking suggestions, not orders.
>>710715659
holy shit roll
>>710712866
rolling for this sick, twisted bastard
>>710715650
he can toughen up
>>710710240
Someone said light pubes. I have vids but cannot convert to webm. Will a pic do?
>>710715776
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
>>710715166
DONT BE A PUSSY
Just of her feet thats it
>>710715818
You want a gimpy Dr working on you? You go lil nigga.
>>710715912
my last doc had a torn acl did my surgery too soooo
>>710715838
Spread your cheeks, put the plyers all the way in, then open them.
>>710715838
das fine man
>>710715522
Here... It was double dubs... Can I get a KAS written in your flesh? Small or large, as I said I' just a sick fuck who needs a power trip with an Alpha here.
>>710715886
kek oh shit, you're the one asking for the feet.
sorry i didn't have any, but yeah, i'll take some feet pics.
>>710715869
You the dumbshit who doesn't know how this works. Go back to the lolis and traps.
>>710715522
OK.
Peel some skin from your heel and eat it
>>710716062
Hell yea i do have aome stuff that a anon found on a phone someone lost
>>710716069
Random =/= funny
>>710715967
OK, OP. Thus dude once met a gimpy but capable doc, so you better listen to him!
>>710710240
rip a tooth out with the pliers
Pierce your nose and put the pliars through the hole like a piece of jewelry
shoot your self in the dick hole with the air rifle
>>710715742
rollan
>>710716170
post before 404 pls
>>710716129
Dude, thanks so much!
>>710710240
Inject ink into the needle into then shoot up in your arm
>>710716222
Winrar
>>710716190
Roll
Needle pushed through loose dick skin
>>710716190
I'd roll for this.
OP MAKE NEW THREAD
>>710715166
>>710716201
Roll
Suggestion; STOP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
cut off a tip of your finger
>>710716288
Winraaaaaarrrrr
>>710716129
So much beauty.
>>710716219
I cant post the videos but kik if you have it or if it 404's ill just post a thread of the mexican so u know its me if u got kik its vagina.slayer
>>710716310
OP is prob done for the night.
>>710716310
Rolling for this.
>>710716371
reroll
>>710716329
Carve a swastika
>>710716329
o shit
record call
>>710716371
roll
cut off finger tip
>>710716371
roll
OP new thread?
>>710716533
ITS COMING OFF
shave ur eyebrows and cut ur eyelashes
>>710716384
fuck
no kik, i have a potato phone
>>710716558
Doubtful, he tried to do a toe last time and couldn't manage
>>710716650
when we say tip are we talking the first knuckle or the part after the nail?
>>710716619
>>710716619
Well this ia what she looked like
>>710716190
Teeth would proly be more realistic
>>710716709
whatever youre gonna do. don't be a pusspuss
>>710716768
shes cute.
i bet she was a good fuck
>>710716650
Whatever you can accomplish?
>>710716784
that wasn't op. i was just wondering
>>710710240
>>710716673
OP here. New thread above.
>>710716835
Idk but anon found her phone and her facebook was logged in so he sent her sucking dick to her mom and op posted the video public on her facebook
>>710716955
fuckin brutal
wish i could have seen the video
