c'mon faggots, give me shit to say
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SicXsBzLzb
THE ELECTRIC YELLOW HAS ME BY THE BRAIN, BANANA MONKEY PURPLE DISHWASHER, DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A PEPPER TOO?
>>710693312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hWVY3MZyZY
You have an anime voice ._.
>>710694393
that okay?
>>710694544
Of course, I just thought it was interesting enough to point out c:
>>710694393
How about
No Trump-kun, not in my ass
>>710694723
I'm certainly not going to complain
>>710694723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fqMmbDBxrL
>>710695086
Nice...
Here is my rendition, how did I do?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iMKI7p3MKV
The Ben 10 Theme Song
It started when an alien divice did what it did
And stuck itself upon his wrist with secrets that it hid
Now he's got super powers he's no ordinary kid
He's ben 10
(Ben 10)
So if you see him you might be in for a big surprize
He'll turn into and alien before your very eyes
He's slimy creepy fast and shiny he's every shape and size
He's ben 10
(Ben 10)
Armed with the powers he's on the case
Fighting the evil from earth and space
He'll never stop till he makes them pay
Cause he's the baddest kid to ever save the day
He's ben 10
(Ben 10)
awwww yeeee i remember you
please moan passionately no names plz
bump
>>710695053
fucking stop it with your alice shit stop fag holy fuck stop it fucking christ you suck
First Two Verses of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
Say hello in your actual voice
As a girl, I know our voices pretty much don't do that without us trying to :^)
>>710696200
The fuck are you sperging on about?
say that you love to suck big dicks please
>>710696364
your avatarfagging i see you fucking everywhere
Johnny Rebel - Nigger Hatin' Me
I like sugar, and I like tea
But I don't like niggers...no siree!
There's two known things that'll make me puke
And that's a hog eatin' slop, and a big, black spook!
You know it... cause I show it
Like a barn-yard rooster I crow it!
And the NAACP
Would sure like to get a-hold of nigga-hatin' me!
Roses are red, and violets are blue
And niggers are black, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta be black to get a welfare check!
And I'm broke...no joke
I ain't got a nickel for a coke!
And I ain't black, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help poor nigga-hatin' me
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...where are you?
I's here in the woodpile...watchin' you
Jig-A-Boo, jig-a-boo...come out! No!
Cause I'm scared of the white man's a-way down South
You know it!...cause I show it
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't keep you away from little old nigga-hatin' me!
Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Who is the blackest of them all?
A man named King, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of trouble with his baboon mouth
Brewin'...he's a doin'
It's caused by the trouble he's a-brewin'
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white men stick with nigga-hatin' me!
Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
When are we whites gonna have our day?
The niggers had theirs such a long, long time
I'm white, and it's time that I had mine!
You know it...cause I show it!
Stick your black head out and I'll blow it!
And the NAACP
Can't win if the white man sticks with nigga-hatin' me
Give me something to say and ill do it in my charlie chaplin voice
>>710696788
You see a meme, everywhere mind you, and your line of thought is to assume it's the same person?
... Is this your second day here or what? No one taught you about right click + save did they?
>>710696951
tell me about uranus
>>710696442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Eh0y5PNB2r
>>710697024
Sing Ben 10 you bitch.
>>710696978
stop retard just stop pretending it's the same fucking logo and shit, it's not a coincidence faggot.
>>710697024
awesome got hard hearing
"I’m just gonna play on my phone ok? I don’t care - do whatever you need to, just hurry up and cum so you can stop bothering me. ... god, what is *wrong* with you?"
>>710696278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fUVXQ1kW2r
>>710697386
context? who hurt you anon?
>>710697318
Yeah, no one sees a meme they like and saves it to use later, shit never happens, especially on 4chan.
You're actually autistic aren't you? I'm not trying to shame you, I'd like to know if it's your autism or you have some other kind of retardation.
>ThereAreNoCoincidences,jpg
>>710697484
kek
>>710697565
fucking christ this must be a psyop stop faggot stop PRETENDING
>>710697292
>>710695810
alright fine, i don't know the melody though so give me a minute fags
>>710697024
could you say
i came soo hard it, just thinking about it makes me wet again *giggle*
>>710697484
sisdom
anon is not hurt, anon is just a plain old pervert
>>710697010
Sorry bout the wait
>>710697010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09ONG2s7wgV
Sorry about the wait
>>710697713
>Paranoid delusion intensifies
I bet you believe in chemtrails and think the earth is flat huh?
"Flonter strikes again" pls and thank you
>>710698017
Stop STOP IT GET OUT OF MY HEAD DAMNNIT STOP POSTING ALICE
>>710698190
I'm not even real you know... Not really.
>>710695870
Reroll notice me
>>710698036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ElntRUxBS4
>>710695810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WDMe1063m3
my singing is pretty shit and for that I do apologize
>>710698297
ITS obvious the
>filenames
GIVE YOU AWAY AHHAHA get found out alphabet agency fucking avatarfag i despise you
>>710698410
LUL
I was waiting for you to start one of these threads again, my loli voice is better, give me something lewd to say!
Enkido?
>>710696315
yeah no, i know way too many /b/tards irl to risk that
>>710698497
Suck my tits oni channnnn
>>710698465
LOL! I was wondering how long it would take you.
I love you, it's like I didn't even have to put out bait, you actually came to catch yourself.
Never change anon, never change
>>710698625
[moan session] you like that don't you dad MMMMMM [giggle] [moan session]
This is all I ask of you. Godspeed.
>>710695870
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Pkz2G1Mmgt
>>710698640
Too short >:c
Expand on it.
>>710698796
i knew fag now quit it
i swear if i ever see you again i'll call you out
>>710698978
Oh no! Please! Don't call me out! I'll be ruined! Anything but that!!!111!one!!!
>>710698924
Additionally moan and say fuck me harderrrr mmmm you feel soooooo good. Im gunna cuuuuum. Moan and breathe hard to fill time
>>710698916
i'm disgusted, you have the gall to expect me to please myself using THAT? you've failed me.
Room full of pervs yo
>>710697386
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z7Hk9fKu7S
>>710699109
fucking christ you're the newfag that obviously
>>710699111
Here you go :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xa3HtQFlvI
>>710699256
I'm the newfag that obviously... Obviously what? Fucking hell Jr., do try to finish your thought next time or trolling you isn't going to be any fun
>>710697745
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJoMH1CJYi
>>710699345
Fucking lost so hard, gg anon
>>710699345
KEK
>>710699427
you consider that trolling you're so lost
>>710699562
>>710699579
I'm glad you like my loli voice *giggles*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ienAeR2eMV
>>710699236
well yeah, where did you think you were?
>>710699741
Nice one anon
All our clients got the intel the same way, annonymous tips from a hidden source.
Each contract perfectly legit, yet part of a grander design.
>>710699613
I do consider it trolling, but I've gotta say I've never seen anyone do it to themselves like that, I'm honestly impressed.
Please, do continue.
>>710699932
i remember
>>710698410
thanks for breaking my headphones faggot
>>710699781
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kpAkXwIiGC
If they remove Mega-Sableye from OU they are taking away a main Wall/Ant-Hazarder on alot of teams. Magic bounce plus that typing and those stats makes him very good but not too op. If they put him in ubers i will have lost faith in smogon.
>>710699788
I didn't think anything, I just knew I was home
>>710699997
ur so smart with your b grade english hehehaha
>>710700040
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1svAwfg483N
>>710699253
Based OP! How about:
"It's *so* cute watching Emma try to wiggle out of the box. She can't even lift her little cunt off the vibrator and she hates it so much. You can play with the control if you want… turn that one up and she’ll lose her mind in there."
>>710700282
lolololol, you so funny, you so funny that you.... You jus' so funny! Do it again!
"What do you even like about them? They're just feet... Like, if I put 'em in your face does it make you hard? Ew, why?!"
>>710700358
>It's a trap
>>710700487
you have a lot to learn
>>710700589
For you.
>>710700423
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oMb6no5jCz
>>710700663
Oh damn
>>710700594
Implications of your "4chan education" have been taken into consideration and disregarded as worthless faggotry.
Please try again.
>>710700861
Will you read more fetish shit? I fuckin love this <3
andy chavez is a faggot and his toe cap shoes are gay>>710693098
>>710700507
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bxoj9mwqFY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ui5WbP1I88
I'll take one or two requests. I've never actually participated in these threads before, and I want to see what it is like.
>>710701057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KKtTn0H4p9
>>710701248
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"
>>710701002
then keep requesting, anon
>>710701234
http://vocaroo.com/i/s038Lrrufl4W
>>710701388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LAWrJdy42I
>>710701678
>that shit mic quality
1/10
>>710701666
Sheeeeet
Satanic Trips
>>710701666
fucking kek
"Daddy, I have an idea. When mom goes out, we should tie Emma to the Sybian... I KNOW she's only 4! She won't even remember. I'll be so hot, come on... you know you want to see her come 'til she passes out."
>>710701784
Like I fucking care.
It's better than my shit laptop mic.
bang bang skerr WIC city o-block, bitch
They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come.
This thread is cringy AS FUCK
>>710701832
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JBLF7UcHfV
>>710702078
were you expecting something different
>>710701666
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Utw89pTmYz
>>710702267
Eh, I expected some more /b/ros like >>710701666
to make it at least half-fun
>>710702078
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oinZeEsB4g
"Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up
Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up
Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up"
>>710702078
>He said, touching is raging semi-softy
>>710702317
Kek
>>710702420
GG on the 420, and
>raging semi-softy
do you know how boners even work?
r9k we cumin wif them mac11s fuck electric box niggers and the one obese mexican child who has grow up past the age of 10 mentally reeeeeeeee
"Daddy, Emma's getting cranky and she doesn't want the toy anymore. I think she needs your *special* pacifier."
OP, what do we call you?
>>710702675
Fetish-kun
>>710702675
whatever you fuckin like
"*Giggles* She wants to fuck a pokemon?"
>>710702554
Yes, I designed that sentence to make specifically no sense anon.
>>710702928
>hurr durr I made a fucking mistake
>h-ha ha it was on purpose!
>fucking tomato shitters should be gassed
>>710702629
not op but
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1burSbkn7jB
>>710702381
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10y7KqQmK62
>>710702078
>using the word 'cringe'
>as fuck
back to réddit and KYS
>>710699932
>>710693098
Do this one please fam. I promise candy.
>>710703235
This guy gets it
>>710703245
thank u bb
>>710703235
>>710702629
yeah i think you got this one covered
>>710703295
All-new levels of autism are present in this thread
>>710703388
any time
>>710703065
I've noticed a trend forming, people assuming to know the intentions of others without being capable of accepting their assumptions are wrong...
I think I'm going to start ignoring those who appear too autistic to reason with.
>>710703235
Why do I keep you around the house nigga u scary
>>710703591
>I think I'm going to start ignoring those who appear too autistic to reason with.
So what will you do with your new spare time you used to spend on this website?
>>710703591
>Dammit he got me spot on
>I know! I'll say he's retarded and I'm too smart!
>>710703518
FORREST
Hello. My name's Forrest Gump.
He opens a box of chocolates and holds it out for the nurse.
FORREST
You want a chocolate?
The nurse shakes her head, a bit apprehensive about this
strange man next to her.
FORREST
I could eat about a million and a
half of these. My momma always said,
"Life was like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you're gonna
get."
Forrest eats a chocolate as he looks down at the nurse's
shoes.
FORREST
Those must be comfortable shoes.
I'll bet you could walk all day in
shoes like that and not feel a thing.
I wish I had shoes like that.
BLACK WOMAN
My feet hurt.
FORREST
Momma always says there's an awful
lot you could tell about a person by
their shoes. Where they're going.
Where they've been.
The black woman stares at Forrest as he looks down at his
own shoes.
FORREST
I've worn lots of shoes. I bet if I
think about it real hard I could
remember my first pair of shoes.
Forrest closes his eyes tightly.
FORREST
Momma said they'd take my anywhere.
>>710703331
>>710699932
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17moiTGP71j
>>710703736
>>710703245
pls do >>710703078
>>710703947
>Shit, I'm being beat like the fucking nigger I am
>I should post la meme about bait!
>>710703978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JqcazM2cw5
>>710704161
>>710702585
>>710693098
please
>>710704221
Damn, you really don't have any good material, do you?
>>710704173
>>710704298
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IuXZYbAcOM
>>710702585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1krQvUFf0Jd
>>710704405
Give me something good to work with so I don't feel like I'm punching a 4 year old :/
>Hurdur niggar
>u da losers, me da winnerz
>>710703933
Thanks and Checked.
Do you have a name? Discord?
>>710704725
I'm not the one posting the same fucking meme twice in a row
>>710704851
look at this stalker guys, i think he has a crush
boxing money bitches
>>710705155
>>710704869
But you are the one posting low grade stupid twice in a row, it's like doing battle with a cockroach.
>>710705197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tiOu2WYbc7
>>710705307
Lol, you call my shit "low-grade" after you post not one, but TWO fucking B8 memes?
Are you new or just retarded?
>>710704851
kek well my name's jessi but that's as much of my info as you're getting
>>710705506
Yeah, I do call your shit low grade after posting two b8 memes, two b8 memes which clearly trigger your last two working brain cells into a sperg fit.
Do you plan on stepping it up or do you wanna just throw out "newfag" and "dem memes" some more?
>>710703933
>>710705668
Well Jessi, I hire Voice Actors I find on 4chan.
If you are interested [email protected]
I'll leave it open for a day.
>>710705250
kek
>>710706253
>i hire voice actors
>posts throwaway email
sure
thread's gone to shit and it's almost 1 so I'm calling it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07TQRf1lWVb
>>710705197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s036vSAMn12c
>>710699345
Dangit, I would have liked a IPA recitation, so I could have made a voice key. :-(
Anyone else willing to do this for me? Male or female is fine, just no fucking grainy background noise.
>>710706187
Dude, you wish you rustled my jimmies.
I couldn't care less what you fucking think because you're obviously a fucking neckbeard who thinks he's "smart than everyone" else because he didn't get laid in highschool.
But hey, thanks for the hearty keks.
>>710706400
Thx for reading my pervert shit op!
sorry some anon is having a 90-post argument with themselves in your thread
>>710706400
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cwEvnVBkMI
>>710706647
>>710693098
Your voice is ugly (not a request) i like the other qt3.14 femanon that does these threads
>>710706593
You're a fucking copy and paste insult faggot, "ur neckbeard", "U no get laid", where the fuck is your creativity?
I bet you get keks from watching paint dry like a mentally deficient faggot.
>>710706876
The OP literally said goodbye? Petty much?
>>710706921
>>710706593
you're both retarded and completely autistic for still arguing about something so fucking pointless.
>>710706921
>Creativity
Oh boy, you're really getting me with this one.
You managed to get me to exhale a noticeable amount of air through my nose. Haven't had that since the days of old Ylyl
>>710706876
>audio
>ugly
your language skills are "ugly"
>>710706357
I never said only female voices.
>>710707128
Yeah, I bet you're not used to breathing through your nose, you're like a turkey looking up at the sky in awe on most days huh?
I call you out on lacking creativity and you manage to lose what little I thought you had in one go, fucking bravo.
>>710707128
>(you)
>>710707313
so?
>>710707085
This is my way of hitting f5, faggot.
>>710707693
>not using 4chanX
>>710707860
>>710708065
Sooooo. You anons bout to fuck or what?
>>710708331
I was thinking about it, why? You down for a threesome?
>>710707498
This thread is on it's way out, but I'll indulge you with a reply.
Do you think you're somehow insulting me with your mediocre "OC". I've more "creative" insults on Comedy Central at 5 a.m.
I would say I lost hope for you after that "insult" you attempted, but that would mean I had hope for you mustering up a good insult in the first place.
>>710708433
Fook yea
>>710708331
>>710708433
Well I better be invited
>>710708670
I thought we was bout to fuck man wut the fuck?
>>710708707
Yeeeeahboi
Gas the dykes! Sex war now!
>>710708855
You've been sexting a different faggot in this thread. There are like 5 total I think.
>>710709018
I think you're in the wrong thred. This one bout to get smelly wit sex funk
>>710709130
Oh, my mistake, rage on my dude.
