ITT: Secrets
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ITT: Secrets
I'm a chronic masturbator. 2-3 times a day. I'm always worried people think I smell like semen. I want to stop but I can't.
http://yvids.net/2016/11/05/ice-bucket-challenge/
>>710686629
I have no hobbies besides watching anime and shitposting on 4chan.
>>710686629
I wore diapers every night until I was 16
>>710686629
I like girls that hurt me. I mean, I had a nice, calm gf but I didn't love her. Yet, I fell in love with girl that had more problems than I do, and in the end she kinda left. It's like I am atracted to broken girls.
>>710686629
when i was 19, I fucked this escort to see how it was to fuck a black chick. turns out it's the same but their skin is softer.
>>710687264
>black people are people too
How's your shithole shack in Alabama?
>>710687439
no clue what youre trying to get at.
either way, she was kinda hot (butterface) and sucked my dick. so its a win
I still use xD unironically
>>710686629
I creep through photobucket for nudes.
http://s44.photobucket.com/user/kendrasuejohnson1985/library/?sort=3&page=1
http://s1126.photobucket.com/user/EEleggedEYELegg/library/Mobile%20Uploads/2016-11?sort=3&page=1
http://s1380.photobucket.com/user/deniselopez12/library/?view=recent&page=1
Enjoy :)
i get blowjobs from random craigslists men roughly once a month.
i am also married and straight otherwise. as soon as i cum i leave and kinda feel bad abou tit.
>>710686629
I've been fapping in my sisters used underwear for more than a dacade
>>710686629
>>i fantasize about dying in combat
>>i plan on killing myself on my 26th birthday
>>i dont know why i hate myself
>>710686755
Wat. I fap like 7-8 times a day m8. 2-3 is average.
>>710687065
Wish I could find someone like you. I don't want to burden anyone with all my problems.
>>710687264
Looks like a dude
>>710686629
Between the ages of 13-17 I fucked my sister. A lot. It was awesome and i still jack off to it today (at 35)
i dryed humped old step sister til she and i came i sucked her tits and slapped her ass and i enjoyed every last minute of it...... her dad doesnt know
>>710687264
Sorry, mate. I've had more than my fair share of both and white skin is WAYYYY softer.
As an aside... Pick one girl and stick with her --- jumping around from girl to girl has pretty well ruined my life.
>>710686629
I feel very depressed, can't barely go on, but when I'm with people, I put on a mask and act funny and shit because I don't want people to notice
>>710689888
At least you have trips
>>710690654
Hah, I guess thats something..
>>710690312
How has it ruined your life anon? What happened?
>>710688018
Get help you sick fuck
>>710686629
Everytime I go to my mother in law's house I sniff my sister in law's panties, sometime I fantasize what it'd be like if I was with her instead, she's 19 so I'm not a pedo bear...
Hyty's a faggot
>>710690901
Probably aids
I used to hang out in a chat group on kik when I was like 12 where I showed nudes every day and stretched my asshole with a glass bottle.
>>710686755
i fapped 8 times today, casual week-end, you're not a chronic masturbator.
>>710690901
Heh... I suppose this is a "secrets" thread...
>>710691125
No, fortunately not AIDS.
I've settled down and been married for a lot of years but I've always felt both a physical and spiritual connection to every girl I've slept with. It's horrible when you try to settle down with one, because no girl can ever again be *the one*.
It's always "the one I'm with".
I feel sorry for every guy who is not with the woman who he de-virginized.
Trust me, guys... As much fun as it might seem at the time, take the time to be the right guy for the right girl. This is stupid amounts of experience talking.
>>710691303
when you and your gf post secrets and read them xD i love you babe
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
iuhuhu
>>710691734
Can you explain more about what you are trying to tell us? Like, are you saying to lose my virginity only after I'm married or something?
>>710691952
MODS
>>710692181
Are you a retard?
>>710692181
WTF newfag.
>>710686943
That's not a secret anon:^)
>>710692181
>MODS
kys
>be me
>be married
>wife has 3 hot as fuck sisters all under 18
>mother in law comes to my house with oldest and youngest
>sisters have a drink from wendy's they're sharing
>set drink on table, wife, mil, both sisters go outside
>dont know how long i have but can't resist
>take off lid and whip dick out
>already mostly hard just from seeing those fine sluts
>takes like 30 sec to cum, drop a load in the drink
>put drink back on table, lid on cup
>the 14 and 17 yo sister come inside and immediately start drinking it
>they both took 2 or 3 big drinks while me, my wife, and their mom watched
>left with cup without noticing
>later while fucking wife's pussy, only thinking about her baby sisters drinking my cum
>>710689763
Can you give me your stuff?
>>710692039
To be honest, I wish I would have. There's so much hype (especially Netflix garbage) about having sex early. But I wish we didn't give in to it.
Plato said that if you want to change the mindset of the people, put it into a popular play. Well, today our "play" is television, and it hits a huge demographic compared to what theatre did a couple hundred years BC.
Anyway, yes, this might seem way out of place these days, but I almost waited until I was married. When my fiance died of cancer (no joke, guys) I gave up and went cruising. And I wish I never would have! So, yeah, if you've got any self-respect (and I know you've got something), do everything you can to wait to lose your virginity until you're married.
>>710692539
family fun.
>>710691303
Male or female?
>>710692888
sorry about the fiance. should have had sex with her.
Women make me want sex from them in positions aside from missionary.
Sometimes, I even play with my penis when I have the thinks of naked womens.
>>710686629
I wear a smile on my face and lie about my life to everyone. Everyone thinks I have a good life and is happy when in reality I thoughts of suicide constantly and hate almost everyone that is close to me. I truly blame my parents for it. They gave my sister everything and left me in the dust.
>>710690589
Same boat as you. I hope you have good friends though who don't ditch you and lie.
I fingered my 13 year old sister , she pretended to sleep and she liked it
>>710694601
only once? she wants your dick
I destroyed a fat mexican kids childhood by burning down a 300 year old goverment protected barn and then calling the cops blaming it on him instead of me.
>>710694210
You sound entitled. Stop your pity parade and own your life. You sister might have HAD everything, but you're grown enough to internets alone; you're grown enough to own the decisions you make. The time is now, maggot; grab your balls - remember that you're a man - and start making the life you need.
>>710692539
you should have filmed it
>>710693691
Maybe. Who can say? Once she was diagnosed it was only three months before she passed. (Yeah, it was crazy quick - I remember sitting by her bed, crying and counting her breaths per minute every single day.)
Anyway, I didn't have sex with her. And I don't regret it, except sometimes when I don't feel I'm worthy of having someone else.
So, yeah, as a married guy, I still wish I would have waited. It really would have even helped me to make a better choice of who to marry and to have a more pleasurable married life.
>>710694794
A lot of times
>>710695121
so fuck the little slut already
In the summer of 2006 I was responsible for more than 26 deaths of elderly people in the convalescent home I worked at.
>>710686629
I enjoy my dreams more than reality, because my dreams are kinda sweet in a sense, like holding a girl´s hand, kissing her, being with her under the rain. Things that I never did because I am ugly and nobody is even interested on me. And I feel devastated when I get the feeling that I simply don´t matter to a girl. I want to make a girl´s day bright, but I only turn out creepy and stupid as fuck.
>>710695022
So are you not happy with your marriage? Or do you just regret not staying a virgin until marriage. I'll be lucky to even get a girlfriend, losing my virginity might not even happen anyways.
>>710690589
I feel it too pal, it´s terrible, but someone someday is going to cheer us up and stay with us, forever.
I work for a local hospital in my state and the chief of staff has been putting off calling the CDC about 4 cases of an extremely contagious viral outbreak that's already claimed the lives of 2 women and 3 men and 2 of the living cases are colleagues; an endocrinologist and a nurse.
If these people die and we don't find out where they contracted this disease, we may be looking at an epidemic shortly...
>>710695226
How old are you mate?
>>710694484
Not really no, I almost only see my coworkers and roomates, I ditched my friends a while back because I was left out with everything, and it did hurt, a lot, so to avoid it, might as well not know
>>710695662
You still have hope, I envy you
>>710695897
Dont worry, diseases with fast and high mortality rate dont spread that well because the infected die too fast. Sucks to be in your area though.
>>710690055
Her age?
>>710690055
did you rape her?
3 years ago I was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma after I had contracted and somehow rid myself of HIV.
Something is wrong with me that refuses to allow me to die.
Luckily I've dealt with all of my ailments at separate locations around the globe, but the things that I've survived would shock the world to learn the truth.
>>710696040
Cut junk food and soft drinks, work out for 10 mins a day and maintain good hygiene. Start to go out and youll eve tually get a girl. You are young, dont worry to much about it. Really.
>>710694601
Fucking hot
>>710695507
The real hard part is realizing that to have the right woman, you may need to wait to lose your virginity.
It's not a race. It's not a game where the "best man wins". (Truly, I wish I would have understood this when I was younger... Not sure I would have believed someone if they told me.)
I would have been happier to have waited to lose my virginity until marriage, but I was worried that no one would marry me. I was worried that every opportunity was the "last chance" I might have to have a woman. (Boy was I wrong!) It was only after I made myself available (okay! had sex) with a couple dozen women before I realized that the only women who were into that kind of sex didn't care about me at all. They only wanted a night of "pleasure". (But it wasn't pleasurable in the long run.)
I remember one night I was with the most beautiful woman you could imagine (ballet dancer, great "assets") and tried to feel her up, because that's all I could think about. But then she left me within a week (can't imagine why), even though she would have been a great marriage partner. It was me and my "wandering hands" that didn't make the right partner for her.
So, yes, I understand that it is hard to wait. I didn't, but I wish I had.
You can if you decide to. And I honestly think you'll be happier if you do.
>>710696460
I´ll put all my will into it, or at least try, thank you so much for the advice
It's the dude whose parents have been using restraints on, back home again. how's /b/?
>>710696189
I'm on the West coast and the cases we have are exhibiting strange symptoms. Their lymph nodes are swollen to extremely abnormal sizes, they're running fevers, severe fatigue, they're jaundiced around the eyes, their bowel movements are mostly if not completely blood, and they're shedding their hair at an alarming rate. The nurse has gone completely bald within a matter of 36 hours.
>>710686629
Dating a stripper, thus far for 3 years.
>>710696970
Not caring about your shit parents or your fucked up home experience.
>How ya doin faggot?
>>710694210
Your parents probably thought your sister is dumb and can be spoiled because she has a way of getting things to her
You on the other hand should be proud of how much your parents didn't think you needed such a crutch that you could be independent and not have to rely so much on them
If your sisters hot, shes just gonna get old and fat probably, have bad relationships
You deserve more, but don't expect things to be just handed to you, you gotta work for shit
Plus, if you're depressed, try therapy, meds, change your outlook lifestyle, change something if you don't like it, nothing will feel better if you just sitand pity yourself
You gotta be strong and be you and learn to love yourself
>>710696779
I'm a christian and shit so "waiting until marriage" has always been something I've been planning on, but over the last few months my own faith has been faltering (although thats not the point) and with it i'd be totally okay with losing my virginity asap. Maybe it stems from my insecurity, but everyone I've talked to says sexual chemistry between two partners can make or break relationships, so I dont want to marry someone who wouldnt be compatible or whatever.
>>710697223
she's going to cheat on you homes.
>>710697444
Shakira Shakira
>My trips don't lie nigga.
I want to have sex with another guy. Been wondering how a dick feels in my ass for a while now.
>>710697316
>I'm a christian and shit
Don't reproduce.
I gave away my best and only friends secrets. Now I have no friends.
>>710696890
Dont fucking half ass it mate. Get at least something right in your life.>>710696970
>>710697444
Nice trips
We have an open relationship and communicate well but's open in that we have threesomes. Thus far it's only been women she sleeps with besides the one pre op trans woman.
>>710697679
It's probably not going to happen anyways m8, so don't worry about it. Honestly only reason I still feel like im a christian is because from kindergarten - 12th grade I went to a private christian school so I've been forced into the lifestyle my whole life. Been out of highschool for 2 years now and i'm struggling with it.
>>710686755
On the opposite spectrum, I didn't masturbate for the first 36 years of my life. Never told anyone. Too embarrassing.
i fucked my ass with carrots. was cool. not gay cause i don't feel attracted by men, only women.
haven't done it in a while tho, kind of lost interest on it.
>>710697316
Stay strong bro, I've been down that road and it isn't even fun for me anymore so when I get married just gonna be another girl, u know?
>>710697813
Fine, I´ll do it 100% from now on, I´m not lying, is that better?
>>710697971
Sure you didn't, liar.
I'm still in love with my ex. Its been 2 years and we both have moved on to new relationships but we still message each other in secret. We met up a few times this past year for insanely good sex. One time we had nowhere to do it so we just went into the woods behind a park, it was short but the best sex I've ever had, I wanted to cum in her but she wanted to swallow it so I busted in her mouth. I get diamonds thinking about it, wishing I could fuck her instead of my current gf.
>>710698270
See, that's why I never said anything. Anytime I put that forth on the internet, no one believed me.
>>710688725
>http://s1380.photobucket.com/user/deniselopez12/library/?view=recent&page=1
thx whats your secret to finding/searching?
>>710686629
i've sexually assaulted someone i held dear when i was 15
>>710697316
I'm going to be straight up with you mate, though it may not be what you're hoping to hear....
I respect completely someone who is devoted to following the bible. I think that the rules given in the old books matches exactly what those Hebrew guys needed to hear at that time and that the words of the new testament were for the time of Jesus. (Hey, even the Muslims talk about how Jesus brought the word for his time.)
Anyway, the idea that a "sexual chemistry" exists between different partners is absolutely correct. (Sorry, devout Christians, but it's the truth!)
But it's not exactly what you think. It works out that two people who are devoted to each other physically, emotionally and (yeah, okay) spiritually will be sexually compatible. Trust me! That's really the criteria. And that's based on experience.
So, find someone who meets your personal criteria. It works out true for me. And if I would have been more persistent before marriage it would have made my married life so much better.
>>710686629
I haven't had a girlfriend or kissed a chick in 5 years
I always complain that no girl is ever into me, but the truth is I'm just a beta fag who has panic attacks whenever a girl shows interest.
Like even on thursday I realized that my gym crush (one of the hostesses) is also interested in me, yet I too pussy to make a move because of the fear of not being good enough.
>>710686629
Each year I am on vacation with my cousin and her family.
Always sniff her worn panties and socks.
Last year was another family with them. They had a 10yr old daughter. Smelled her socks and panties too. Sweetest smell in the world
>>710698415
nobody cares and this isn't a secret
I watched a friend teabag his brother while he was passed out drunk and then he got pissed the next morning when I refused to let him get drags off of my cigarette.
THAT's a fuckin secret.
You fuckin bitch.
>>710698944
Man the fuck up. You're lucky that someone is even interested in you. Meanwhile I'm over here turning chicks lesbian just by looking at them
>>710686629
i fucked my friends (mike) mom when i went over to play destiny.
>>710698917
got you beat by a year you fuckin bitch
suck it the fuck up
nobody likes a whiny little pussy with arms and legs
>>710698951
jesus fuckin christ
throw yourself under a bus tire you worthless sack of shit
>>710699120
How about another monster to go along with your teenage angst?
I enjoy voyeuring my wife when she is naked and then sharing her pics thru kik with other guys while they talk nasty about her and jackoff to her. Pic related.
>>710699104
next time make him smell your fingers after
>>710687439
kek, i think this made my day anon
>>710699277
fuck you, degenerate cuck. Start doing some passive aggressive shit
1. Ive fed girls my cum without them knowing it
2. I let my gfs best friend "accidentally" see my hard cock by leaving the door cracked open. She stared and thought I didn't notice
>>710698639
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Really i think my justification for wanting to lose my virginity is that I feel like I've been sheltered from the outside world my whole life and I want to go out and actually experience shit for once. my parents sheltered the fuck out of me growing up, and It's like a growing resentment inside of me that wants to be let out. Either way though, I hope your married life gets better, can't imagine being in an unhappy marriage.
>>710699205
Well she was pretty cute and adorable.
Loved to tickle and cuddle with her.
Her parents thought it was cute.
>>710699076
Easy to say, hard to do. I can hardly keep a convo up with an acquaintance, let alone talk one on one for hours with a stranger I just asked out.
>>710691952
i seriously love your dedication, anon.
>>710699421
Step 1, rub cock in her food, then get hard and cum in it
>>710699554
I wasn't starting a conversation.
>>710699970
>>710699421
step 2, watch her burrito fall apart as she shoves cum meat in her face
>>710689888
kek
I'm pretty much exclusively attracted to broken and damaged girls.
The trouble is finding the balance of damaged enough to be very attractive to me, but not so damaged the whole thing goes up in flames.
>>710700027
Well, seems like I did.
>>710698415
Its been 4 years and I still miss my ex like hell even though i have a new GF and I have fucked seven other women since her mostly prostitutes. So I feel you bro. I also still jerk off to her more then any other girl.
I fap to my sister. Fapping to her gives me really intense orgasms. I wanna make out with her and fuck her too.
I feel like I can't get a break. I feel incredibly burdened. By what, I don't know. I have terrible dreams almost every night that I wake up half screaming from. I feel lucky, but not quite lucky enough. I feel ahead sometimes mentally, but just behind when it really counts. Sometimes I feel horrified. I feel like I don't really know who or what I really like. Sorry for boring you guys, but it feels good to get off my chest, whatever it is.
>>710697999
ive done a few banannas
>>710700409
How close are you with her?
>>710700626
We're pretty close.
>>710700279
What is it about broken girls that you find attractive? I don't even put in any effort into finding someone to date because I just don't think it's possible to find a guy who wants to sit there and have to deal with all of my shit.
>>710697728
I know that feel....
>>710700691
>>710700409
have any stolen nudes?
>>710700691
How close exactly? Any cuddling?
>>710699407
Seems like ypu are the one that has a problem with this, not me.
>>710700876
I've rubbed lotion on her and she lets me rub her feet. That makes me diamonds.
>>710700054
>>710699421
that's awesome, i do the same whenever i can
got any more pics?
>>710701072
Oh I know that feel. My cousin always wants her feet massaged when we meet us.
Ever sniffed on them as a "joke"?
I've never had a girlfriend, and I've only been friends with one girl, but I ended up pushing her away.
Suffice it to say, I'm a virgin.
>>710701413
How old are you?
>>710699478
Thanks!
But don't start having sex as an act of rebellion. You'll never be happy about it (except at the very first but it won't last long - trust me). "Sheltering" kids is just something parents do because *they* have an understanding of how bad things can potentially get. (Most parents wish the would have sheltered their kids more. It's mostly pop culture that tells you otherwise.)
If I had a growing resentment like you have I might rebel for the sake of rebellion, but that doesn't fit what you really need right now. If you want to rebel (and if I were you) I would look at what it is that really is the point of contention. (Usually it's that parents don't give anywhere near the same advice as pop culture.) Hey, do what you feel you SHOULD do. Don't rush into it but trust your personal judgement.
Decide what you truly feel is the right thing to do (and, really, make sure it fits with your spiritual beliefs, too) and do it. Sometimes you might want to scream out to the spiritual authority "HEY! I WANT TO DO MY OWN THING!" and that's okay, too. (I think that the Creator of this world would understand.) So scream it out and then listen to the response. (If you don't listen, what's the point of the question?)
You can do it. You can be the person you were born to be.
>>710701295
I like to slowly rub the bottom of her feet. I can tell it makes her wet.
>>710701663
Hmm. Then you should be more socially active. Meet up with friends and go out.
>>710701130
Heres another of her shoving the cum down her throat. She didn't like me cumming in her mouth but she sure never noticed the cups of cum she swallowed
>>710701803
you're an honest creep.
>>710686755
You're fine dude. I fap like 2-3 times just before breakfast
>>710701658
See?
Do that and ask her if she likes it. If you are really dure that she loves it tell her that you wanna do something crazy and lick her sole.
She may love it and it's the first ste fore "more".
>>710700783
I'm so sorry. This was pretty recent for me, so it hurts like a bitch. I know I just need to move on, but it's hard when you have nobody else to move on to. I mean I have games and shit, but that's not as good as a real friend.
>>710701803
fuck yeah, you feed her a lot?
>>710700717
I'm not sure how to explain exactly. I need to look after and support someone, and I guess broken girls fill that role better. I don't think I can magically fix them,I just like relationships where they need a lot of support from me.
It doesn't hurt that damaged girls are more likely to be into the fun kinds of kink tbh but that's not the main thing.
>>710691952
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>710701782
Yeah I should, but I only have a few friends, and they don't live near me.
I don't know how to make new ones either.
Cheated on my boyfriend two days ago, guilt was eating me up so I told him what I did yesterday and he broke up with me. feel like killing myself. He's the only person I've ever loved and I lost him.
>>710702282
>>710701803
>>710700054
>>710699421
Yeah, she never makes food, I am always cookin for her. So yeah, she eats about a tablespoon of cum 4 times a week. It adds up fast lol. Here is one of her petite little sleeping nipple slips
>>710686629
I used to sell potent mdma. Had 15 die because they took too much and didn't listen to my advice to only take .2 of it instead they all thought my shit was just like anybody elses and took up to a gram at a time. Made them all roll so hard their bodies just quit. I beat a guy into a coma because he was planning to snitch me out. He was the plug that had all of them come through me.
Sell a man a gun and tell him not to do x or y yet he refuses and ends up dead who's fault is it?
>>710702777
good
>>710702777
Do kill yourself.
I fingered a friend of mine in her wet pussy, she was drunk, i was helping her to get to her room in the university, she started to vomit then she fell sleep in the middle of a tennis court. First time i did something without the permission of a girl.. Her pussy was wet, a little bit hairy and smells fine. I also touched her tits.
>>710702624
Work for example.
Even internet.
I will travel 350miles just to meet up with a girl.
Why? Because why not? Seeing new stuff, having a good time and lot's of fun (non lude fun)
Just be spontaneous.
>>710697813
why did you tag me?
My secret is about someone else's secret. I posted a good friend of mine's secret up on a public website along with some degrading shit about her, her hometown, her first name, and a few pics right off facebook.
It was viewed by 10000 people and I regret it. Worst part is, I still share the link every now and then.
>>710699478
Hey, the best advice I can give is: There will be one woman who will want to have sex with you because you're you. Don't give into temptation before you meet her. (Because there will be other women who will want to have sex with you because you're available, and you will be sorry you did.)
The difficulty is that the woman who wants you for you will be willing to wait until you're married --- it's a good indicator.
I JUST WASTED ALL MY TOILET PAPER CLEANING MY CUM AND NOW I WANT TO SHIT FUUUUCK AND ITS TO LATE NO STORE OPEN RN NEAR ME
>>710702777
Don't worry about it you will both be fine in a couple months if not sooner
>>710702777
can we see your nudes? Might as well after what happened
>>710697964
There's an easy way out. Do some reflection and consider any objective, convincing evidence that god is real. You probably won't find any. It's all conditioning from a young age. I was raised a devout catholic until I actually thought "how do I know God is real?" for once. I only believed because my prents told me at a young age it was the truth.
>>710686629
>My father in law used to be a real bad pillhead got sober but he was still a mean motherfucker. He killed my dog because it knocked over his beer in my living room, I bought the beer to begin with what's worse he broke into my closet and used my gun not to mentuon He did this shit infront of my 3 year old. Nearly shot him before cops came took his ass him but me in jail because "I needed to cool off" A week passed and it was his birthday wife was making him a cake. 8 slipped in aome painkillers, he ate it didn't share the cake I hear. Ended up an addict again and sold all his shit burned all his bridges before then beibg sent to prison for armed home invasion. No regrets
>>710703587
Doubt it. Can't afford to live on my own so I have to move back in with my parents.
>>710693861
Lol
>>710687264
There is nothing softer about black womens skin
>>710703192
share the link bro
>>710704040
Thats not so bad. You'll find another one trust me I know it seems like the end of the world now but you will look back and laugh one day
>>710686629
Which I was very young, I was deathly afraid of trees.
>>710704610
*When
>>710703192
link?
>>710702777
if you really loved him you wouldn't have cheated on him
I'm starting to fall for my ex after almost 2 years
>>710704370
>>710704742
Well, I give it out here and there, but I don't show it off that easily lol
>>710704040
Yeah, unfortunately the whore will find someone else to exploit.
>>710700409
You are a very lucky brother.
>>710704040
How old are you
>>710704231
yeah, because it's interesting. more interesting than trump/hillary threads, constant furry shit, ylyls that arent funny, and fucking pokemon porn threads. I'd rather hear that copypasta about the fuckin whitechapel murders here every day than watch that shit.
>>710699120
got you beat by 18
>>710702841
You told them what was correct. You can only do so much
>>710705169
Yeah
Tomorrow I am going to cheat on my wife with my female boss. Not because I like her or anything, I just want to see her on her knees sucking me off. The power exchange is sexy as fuck.
When doing overtime, theres almost no one there so I just go to the bathroom and jack off. Effectly my employer ays me time and a half to jack off to 4chan
>>710704231
We can always start up the "sucking a log out of Andy Sixxs ass" thread if you would like
>>710703769
It's just been really hard for me to throw away my beliefs like that. My entire life has been centered around being religious, and even if I have some growing resentment, it's very hard for me to just toss aside everything I've come to believe over the last 20 or so years. It's all i've ever known.
>>710695226
Damn...that's really sad >>710699478
>>710686629
Though I am a male, I actually want to wear more Batgirl, Wonder Woman, and Supergirl stuff.
>>710686629
I host a deep web site that scams people.
>>710700717
Low self esteem in those type of girls means the nigga has a chance...hell he might be what they need
been stroking to my ex gf for many years, can't seem to stop she has such amazing legs
>>710705079
why
>>710705624
Better quality
>>710701803
At least she is getting her vitamins lmao
>>710702033
God damn you must be ripped
>>710705720
And what is the alternative? Blindly accepting your indoctrination?
I'm not saying don't be a Christian, all I am saying is to think for yourself. If you are having doubts, actually analyze them. If you come out not believing in God, so be it. If you come out believing in God, so be it. As long as it is what you personally believe instead of what people have been telling you to believe.
>>710693861
lold
i secretly want trump to win, though i'm a giant fgt libertarian. i just want to watch the country be destroyed so maybe we can start over. is that so bad? it worked for slovenia.
>>710702841
Damn homie that's Darwinism at its finest
>>710686629
Consent is a turn off. Either you try to fight me off you, or I'm leaving. This isn't a romcom.
>>710703555
Take a shit and then take a shower and you're good
This is my first year of college. I've had sex a few dozen times already.
But none of them have been girls...
>>710706466
The country would be fine. There is still 2 more governing bodies ensuring the president can't do any real damage without 200 other people saying it's okay. (The system of checks and balances, like we learned in gradeschool).
I'd let trump win just to see what would happen. He's a wild card. It could be interesting. Hillary is just going to be more of the same shit that's been happening for a century, except she'll menstruate all over some important legislation.
>>710704610
Lmao
>>710706669
Got a phone book?
Tear out a page, run it under warm water. Make wipey-wipey. Flush.
Repeat as necessary. Just make sure to flush between each sheet, otherwise you could clog up your plumbing and then you'd really be fucked.
I peel the skin off of my fingers cause I like how it feels
>>710702777
you dumb fuck, if you loved him you wouldn't cheat on him. why would you even tell him, that was just stupid of you
>>710686629
I'm a slow learner but I suppose that isn't much of a secret if you know me. Damn it feels good to just admit you're a dumbass, there is even a place for people like me.
>>710706023
If you are young and don't have kids and haven't been through this kind of thing before I have. I'm 32 and I've been cheated on a couple times and I'm completely over it
After a good friend of mine drunkenly confessed to be being sexually assaulted by a family member in her youth, I waited until she was passed out then stuck a finger in her ass. I feel extemely guilty.
>>710706925
Lmao I fucking love this
>>710706925
Where do you get 200 from, retard?
How do you deal with waning youth? I'm 25, it seems like it's pretty much downhill from here.
>>710707134
im 24
>>710707118
i dont know.
>>710707469
I'm 34. You're still young, relatively speaking. You've got a few years left to fuck up.
But once you reach my age, you better have your shit together. Because no longer are you a young guy trying something new, like say starting a new job, now you're a grown-ass man who can't get his shit straight.
>>710707469
I'm 27. It is. The loneliness is the worst part, with all of my 'friends and family' going through their lives, completely forgetting about me. I cope with copious amounts of video games, comics, anime, web browsing, and coffee.
>>710707665
You'll be fine I have alot of friends that lived at home longer than that and they have good jobs and families now. Obviously you don't have trouble getting guys so don't worry about it. Live at home save some money and see what happens.
>>710707469
When you have kids it's awesome again for the most part
>>710708237
I would assume so if you like kids.
I am so fucking hammered right now
>>710709079
True
>>710709079
Both of mine were accidents. You love your own no matter what
i havent found out if that video of the ostrich skiing is real or fake yet
>>710707171
My ex confessed to me that her dad fucked her in her early teens.
I immediately fucked her and made her call me daddy.
>>710706925
I'm fairly certain she doesn't menstrate anymore.
>>710698416
I've never fapped... I physically cannot get an erection to the idea of touching myself. Do you share my pain, or did you have self control?
>>710687065
>atracted to broken girls.
attracted to, or can get?
>>710686629
> ITT: Secrets
My muhfuckin secwet is dat' I'm da keeng of /b/!!!
Now pay me my twibutes awnons!
>>710709496
Nah man, hate kids. If I made a mistake like that I'd walk out the back door.
Waste of time and money.
>>710686943
>shitposting on 4chan.
so it's YOU. faggot.
>>710686629
I jack off to stories and photos of naked kids.
>>710689763
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Faggot
Happy Birthday to you
>>710710202
They do use up alot of both but they are worth it. I did pay for an abortion before them with a different girl though
>>710690055
how old was she at the time?
Was she into it?
>>710691952
>I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
I once used a homeless guy's small intestine as a napkin after eating a McRib.
>>710696443
Sounds like a tabloid
>>710686629
>ITT: Secrets
I troll the shit out of /mlp on a daily basis. It gives me an erection and I sometimes jack it to images of Fluttershy's asshole.
>>710690990
pedo
I'm sick of living so as soon as both my parents dead I'm going to kill myself to spare them pain.
>>710691303
gril or faggot?
>what am I thinking? obviously faggot
>there are no grils on the internet
>>710687264
Maybe it's because they use a coconut oil/Lysol mix?
>>710710786
So.......you're going to kill yourself to spare your parents the pain of your existence......but only after they're dead.
Think your trolls through before you post them, Spongebob Dumbshitpants.
>>710710786
That's thoughtful of you
I hid my coke addiction for 4 years to my whole family, friends and (now ex) gf. I used to drive 2 hours north to buy blow every week. Snorting while I was alone at home and smoking it while i was out (in a cig)
>>710710960
Yes Dad.
>>710710202
You have no idea and aren't even qualified to make that assessment. I am, and I agree fully. Got stuck in that trap myself. Jk, it's not that bad, you get to mold someone and create something better than yourself. It's cool /b/ro, stop being so edgy and you might lose your virginity eventually.
>>710695897
>>
haha
you're funny anon
>be me
>been here to fucking long.....
>since 2007 I've been inviting people to 4chan
>>710709915
You might be a homo. Have you considered the idea that you are a goddamned queer?
>>710711088
>I hid my coke addiction for 4 years to my whole family, friends and (now ex) gf. I used to drive 2 hours north to buy blow every week. Snorting while I was alone at home and smoking it while i was out (in a cig)
Danny?
Is that you?
Dude!
It's me! Mike!
Remember that time we got fucked up and ended up burning that homeless guy's shopping cart? Fucking good times.
>>710711182
Ah, a classic response.
Hey man, I don't like kids. Sorry about that. They are loud and obnoxious and smell bad. I want to have nothing to do with them.
I don't want to mold anyone, I would like to take care of myself. I would like to spend my money on myself instead of supporting a wife and child/ren.
>>710695202
Responsible how??
bareback fucked a pregnant hooker this week
lust after my wife's little sisters (both legal now, but weren't when I met her)
wife used to play along but now is tired of it, so I don't even have the relief of wife talking dirty to me about her sisters while we fuck
I was trained in the art of kenjutsu and I pity the poor soul who challenges me with a gun, or even someone with a sword/knife who is not properly trained to my level.
The thought of someone approaching me with a gun from any angle greatly amuses me.
>>710686629
My neighbor fucks his daughter. He doesn't know I know.
Looks consensual or semi-consensual. Doesn't look like rape but legally it's rape.
I'm very into incest and am extremely tempted to make a connection with the father so I might be able to watch in the same room and also to feel like I'm a part of it.
Simultaneously really afraid of the danger that would expose me to.
Those of you with normal fetishes, it's like: what if your fantasy lived next door, but to engage with it risked ruining your life forever?
Sorry man, I ain't Danny. But i'm sure burning that hobo's cart was super fun.
>>710711648
bareback edged ("just the tip") a very passable trap a couple months ago too. was having serious ED problems at the time or I probably would have gone further. Ended up just jacking off on "her" ... gave good head, never had decent head from a fag (hate the stubble feeling). only very passable for me.
>>710711737
Go for it. You only live once and it's not like this is going to present itself again. Though, I am curious how you can be sure?
>>710711737
How old is his daughter? How did you find out?
>>710712003
sure of?
I was born high on heroin
>>710712436
i was heroin on high born
>>710711566
Other anon with a baby daughter reporting in.
I actually think this is totally fine. Me & my wife have been discussing this lately,that not everyone should have kids. Not everyone likes them,that's all...but they feel they have to make one and a couple of them end up as shitty parents. Those who'd like to should be able to raise more of them without financial problems and those who don't want to should not be peer pressured.
I've discovered that i really get off to talking on the phone with my dad while my boyfriend fucks me
>>710712020
Young. Not a teenager, I'd guess.
The suites on my side of the apartment complex I live in have pseudo-balconies, which are sections of the apartment which extend out toward the street. It's all windows and you can see into part of other apartments if they don't have curtains. I saw her blow him once, then, after watching for about six months, saw it again.
>>710712065
sure of the sexual relationship. it's not like they fuck in the street (I assume)
>>710712777
Have you ever talked to the guy at all?
>>710713019
Never. I've seen him and his family in the hall, but I don't think we've ever even shared the elevator.
>>710713279
If he still lives there when you move out, have a conversation :) In the mean time get if on video for blackmail.
>>710712867
You probably saw from my other reply, but I saw him get blown by his daughter on two occasions. I'm certain of what I saw and certain she's his biological daughter.
>>710712777
Ever see any other fucked up shit? How may women have you seen naked?
>>710690271
But your mom does?
>>710697129
blow me lying faggot
>>710697223
how does it feel to eat other guy's cum out of her pussy....whether you know it or not?
>>710697444
>going to
>>710713670
If I think about it I'm sure I can think of other stuff, but nothing like this. I'm married. In college I saw plenty of naked girls, but that's not to saw I got a lot of action.
>>710698557
greentext faggot
>>710698917
you are literally 4chan/b
>>710698944
you got what you deserve
>>710710618
But that would make more of a mess
>>710700054
>>710700054
I know her. She goes to my school.
>I'm telling, anon.
>>710691326
>>710689825
>8 times a day
That is not normal
>>710714286
Yeah I men't out the window. The apartment building I use to live it was right next to another one and I could see into 4 of them saw lots of naked chicks and fucking.
>>710701295
You tried to push me down the stairs Lou!
AS A JOKE!!!
You tried to fuck my wife.
AS A JOKE!!
I'll fuck your dog. AS A JOKE!!
faggot.
>>710710431
This is why no one loves you
>>710703920
MAKE WHITE
TRASH AGAIN
>>710715054
I'm aware it's not, I do it more than I should, but I was just trying to show that anon that 2-3 days is by no means excessive.
>>710715323
It's still pretty excessive if you do that every day
>>710705553
>The power exchange
doesn't mean what you think it means, faggot.
>>710686629
I am from the outer earth. you would be surpised to know how many people you meet with foreign accents are actually from the outer earth.
What is outer earth? it is existing outside of what you call the "globe"
"outer space" is the space outside of "earth" but it is not about or below. it is forward and backward of us. left and right of us.
>>710706323
faggot
>I'm only serious
>>710690589
>>710695662
same here too
>>710706828
you are faggot
and faggot is ok
>accept it, faggot.
i have a great relationship with my sister in law and find her very attractive, we chat up until after midnight
kind of have the feeling she has a crush on me, she is almost 10 years younger
if we were left alone im sure something would happen
>>710706925
wrong, faggot.
He says "launch the nukes" they launch them immediately and nukes in the air in 20 minutes. period. no questions asked.
"the systme was designed for efficiency, not confirmation"
>and all over a single fucking tweet at 3 AM
>>710712436
Damn bitch, I'd have trouble telling the internet that one even on an anonymous message board. Hope you're doing alright though *muah*
I have a skin condition that I was born with (genetics) its called Hidradenitis Suppurativa and I basically sometimes get boils on my vagina. I've only had to go to the doctor twice to get a boil cut open but I'm super insecure because I have a few lumps under the skin on my vagina and I'm terrified to have any sort of sexual encounter with anyone because I dont want them to feel the lumps. I'm also a virgin. 18, and not trying to sound conceited or anything but I'm not ugly. I would give myself a solid 7/10 so I'm decent.
>>710715094
Oh. No. I think most of the apartments on my side of the building are either not rented, or are rented but are empty on the weekend, which is when I'm home.
In college there were four high-rise dorm towers, and my and my roommate's window looked out onto two other towers, so with a pair of binoculars I did see plenty of sex acts. I also saw a girl I knew slow dancing with her brother before turning out the lights.
The things I've seen that are overtly sexual are nothing to me compared to the things I've seen that merely hint at incest. I remember everything incest-related that I've ever seen, and now I'm sitting on top of the biggest incest bomb I ever can probably hope to encounter, and if I don't.... "make something" of it, I expect there will never be another opportunity.
And yet: to try to make something of it risks a shitstorm so bad I'd probably end up killing myself. So: dilemma...
>>710707469
yep, it is. I'm 53 and confirm.
>all downhill from here faggot
I stole it. not the person my lawyer and I put the blame on so I wouldn't go to jail.
I think about leaving my gf almost every day. I don't know, I'm just what's wrong, all I know is I'm bored. But I keep imagining how she'll react. I'm basically the only person she has.
>>710709678
well played anon. well played
>she was never wetter in her entire life, was she?
>>710700470
nigga r u me?
>>710711088
how's the sucking cock for crack working out for you now anon?
>>710711648
>bareback fucked a pregnant hooker this week
well played anon. well played.
>>710712777
despite your awesome trips, you are literally the most lying faggot on /b/ ever.
>ever
>>710686629
I want to be in a controlling relationship. It so fucked uppp but I want a guy to tell me he owns me a treat me wrong like wtf it's why I don't date ppl cause that's so fuckd up
>>710716571
I own your cunt.
>>710707469
People still have some youth in them by their 30s usually. Many people are still loving life in their 70s and 80s. My grandfather was almost deaf and blind and had diabetes and his wife had died, but he got a girlfriend, kept up parts of his very nice house, and spent quality time with his three kids and 13 grandkids.
>>710716571
i'd like something similar. not like 24/7, but like when we're home if I do something he doesn't like he can punish me, spank me, etc.
>>710716470
Nope. I'm totally not above lying, Anon, and I'm a pretty shit person when you get right down to it.
But I have seen incest with my own eyes. After wanting to see it for easily more than 15 years, and fantasizing about it regularly, and watching for it constantly, I saw it. It made my dick hard and my stomach hurt.
