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Ask a guy who is married to his sister anything.

Been gone a long time and said I'd come back to /b/ when things were good for us.

pic unrelated.
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Story?
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>>710657033

Maybe I'll tell the whole story in a bit but for now just know we've been living as husband wife for around 3 years now and couldn't be happier.
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Where are you from, how old are you, when did it start
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>>710656921
pics, how'd it start, etc
mostly just pics for reference
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are you ethan klein aka h3h3 :^)
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>>710656921
sauce is viorotica btw, now continue op
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>>710657579

I'm from New England. I'm 36 sis is 35. We've been having sex since I was 16 and she was 15. We fell in love as teenagers. Never could find another for either of us so we just decided to be together.
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>>710657246
D'you fuck her?

How old is she?

Full-blood or step?

Anal?

Parents thoughts?

Is this bait?

Why do we exist?

Would you have little incest kiddies?
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>>710658047
are you legally married or are you just living as a couple?
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>>710657726

No pics. We worked very hard to have the appearance of normalcy. I am not going to jepordize that.
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>>710657872

no. I am an oldfag from /b/. You guys were the ones that kinda got us back together so I thought I'd do an AMA.
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>>710656921
Kill yourself degenerate white trash. This is why southern pride needs to die.
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>>710658061

been having sex on and off for 20 years

Full blooded

Dad is dead, mom and little brother disappeared years ago. So no family.

We've done anal, neither one of us are into it.

we are too screwed up emotionally to have kids.
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>>710658376
Why did yall break up
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>>710658231

not legally married but the only people that know that are the IRS.
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How did it start? Juicy greentext appreciated
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>>710658689
Dissapeared?
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>>710658761

We ran away from home together when we were teens. We had a super fucked up home life. We never stopped loving each other but wanted to be normal. I think we fully stopped when we were in our mid 20's and got back together a few years ago.

>>710658565
not from the south.
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has she ever swallowed your load? or have you ever creampied her?
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>>710658957

I could tell it but the way I remember it when I have told the story here before it comes out as a sappy love story with less on the sex. So you probably wouldn't want to read it.

>>710658980
We came back home when we heard dad had died. He had been dead, I don't know about a year I guess and mom and little bro were gone. Haven't seen them since.
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>>710659488

yes and yes.
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>>710659491
I wanna read it tho
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>>710659688

I'm not getting out of retelling this story am I?
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>>710659797
Nope
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>>710659957

I'll do it in a minute.
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>>710659957

let me see if anyone saved from last time I told the whole thing.
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But how di it start?
You already said you have been having sex with her since you were 16 yo
But how? Who took iniciative?
If you did it, how did you convinced her?
What's you and her job?
Are those normalfags Jobs?
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>>710659598
mah dick is diamonds
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>>710656921
Hi columnfag
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>>710656921
Are you a guy?
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>>710656921
>Ask a guy who is married to his sister anything.
>Been gone a long time and said I'd come back to /b/ when things were good for us.
>pic unrelated.

>Are you a guy?
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>>710660595

It started because our father was an abusive psychopath who liked beating the shit out of his kids. I ended up taking beatings for her and she would console me after he passed out. And we just kind of fell in love in a romantic way.

I guess we both took initiative, but as for when we actually started having sex instead of just fooling around that was all her.

she works in an office I am working in a factory right now.
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>>710656921
>who is married to his sister anything.
welll firstly, how does that even work.
Any civilized western culture this is against the law and probably impossible to do without some sort of identity forgery.
If you are a dirty mudslime or even a slav I can understand.
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JUST GIVE US THE GREENTEXT, CHRIST

YOU CAN'T DO AN AMA PROPERLY IF WE DOING KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHO WE'RE ASKING
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>>710661391
don't know**

Seriously.
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>>710661156
>>710661249

Yes I'm a guy. If you have to know also neither one of us is either attractive or unattractive. I've been told I've been told I look like Rupert Everett and my sister looks like a young Amanda Plumber.
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>>710661492
Fake
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>>710656921
Has anyone really beenfar as decided to useevengo want to do look more like?
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>>710656921
What do others think of you?
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>>710661391

FINE!

>be 15
>be loner my family was the outsider house in the community.
>Dad is an abusive drunk
>One day outside I hear my sister scream from inside the house.
>Run inside to see my dad with his belt hitting my sister.
>Dad had never hit her before so this was new.
>I yell at him and he turns is attention to me and he hits me instead.
>Keep yelling dad beats the shit out of me before he gets tired.
>Sis runs away
>Later tell sis that when dad is in a mood to hid in the crawl space on the second floor since she is small enough to get in there and he isn't
>Sis says thank you.
>So it wnet on like this for awhile, every once in awhile dad would go after her instead of me. she'd hide and I'd devert his attention. Mom would try and calm him down but it never worked I'd just get beat that much worse.
>Sis starts to see the buises and kind of takes care to patch me up afterward, geting ice after he passed out later or if there was actual cuts or anything to fix them
>it was her way of saying thanks.
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>>710656921
You do know the FBI watches this site right? And they're gonna come V& you and make a national spectacle about you on the news because merica needs a new distraction to hide the corruption. Enjoy prison.
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>>710662130
others don't know. We just decided to say we were married when we moved.
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>>710662281

Nothing we do is illegal asshole.
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>>710662281
Read the top part of this site
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>>710661492
Did you marry your sister?
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>>710656921
>>>710662281
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>Nothing we do is illegal asshole.
Incest in itself is illegal dumbfuck. Even if it is between consenting adults. They'd charge you in the name of morality and public decency.
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>>710662173
Finally!

Keep going, very interested
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How many toe do your kids have? Do they refer to you as mom and dad, or aunt mommy and uncle daddy?
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>green speek
>hi
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>>710662173

>So that the way it was
>One time I dad went ape shit crazy hitting me.
>Nothing broken but looked like I just got beat worse than normal.
>Sis saw it and actually cried this time.
>I tell her I am fine and one day this will all be over.
>She cried even more cause it isn't over this is our life.
>I cry too. And we hug and I just tell her that I'll always take care of her.
>And that was the moment it started
>we kissed
>It was closed mouth but it was still a romantic kiss and more out of love in any other way.
>I just remember telling her one day we would leave and all would be ok.
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>>710662774
holy shit. Where are you from anon? also, current age and age of sis?
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>>710662774
Jesus fuck.

I'm... emotionally invested.

Keep it up
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>>710662765
kek
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bump
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>>710659491
Just like that gone....and have you not tryed to ever find them? No idea what so ever as to where they nay be.?
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>>710662774
thats so sweet

im glad ur happy now
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>>710663276
tl;dr
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>>710662774

>Summer comes
>Dad makes me get a job.
>Work at the general store near the house.
>dad makes deal with owner to use my paycheck to buy beer and other shit.
>I work he keeps money.
>Owner still hates my dad cause he is an asshole.
>Makes deal with me to lie and keep a little bit for myself that he'd put aside.
>Nice guy.
>Come home and tell my sister.
>Oh yeah I had turned 16 by this point
>anyway tell sister that when things were right that we'd run away together.
>She is happy genuinely for first time in forever.
>We had kissed and cuddled in an overly familiar way before this.
>Actually regularly
>But this was the point that when we kissed we were actually making out.
>We were now in love and no longer just brother and sister.
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>>710662601
in some states you can legally still marry your siblings and even your own mother if you wanted
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>>710662952
Also like to know
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>>710663375
Type faster thread is about to 404
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bump, wanna hear more.
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>>710663375

>and that is the way it was for awhile
>It was summer and I was 16 so I could work full time.
>Dad was off at a cabin one of his drinking buddies had a lot. Drinking the beer money I had made.
>But it was fine he wasn't around much to beat either of us.
>I'd come home from work and she'd make my diner.
>It was sweet really. We were like a little husband and wife.
>We kept no secrets and told no lies to each other.
>Neither one of us really had friends so It was the two of us and only us.
>as such she eventually caught me jerking off.
>we were in love but inexperienced so the idea of getting more sexual with each other just really hadn't come up.
>She asked if it helped me feel better.
>I told her it did.
>She asked to play with it.
>It was the most natural thing to say yes. No lump in throat, no worries, weirdly not a big deal to have a girl touch my dick for the first time.
>She tried to jerk me off...poorly. But I let her have her fun.
>We made out some and eventually I just finished myself while making out with her.
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>>710664047

hey I didn't even want to tell the whole story you guys pushed me into it.
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>>710664140
>But I let her have her fun.
I don't know why that made me laugh so much
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>>710664226
There is no way back now
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>>710664140
did you sometimes cum down her throat?
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>>710664140
I'd love to fuck a nice little 16 year old
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>>710656921
Timestamp her asshole faggot.
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>>710664670
I did.
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>>710664140

>And we did that for the rest of the summer
>eventually we got more and more adventerous.
>I'd play with her tits and she'd play with my dick. I don't remember if we were doing oral yet at that point.
>I just remember it came to a point where we had "alone time" late at night.
>To have alone time we'd go into the basement.
>Our basement had a shower for some reason.
>So if I came home late enough I'd want to shower.
>She would join me.
>Honestly to this day that is our thing.
>Just showering together and talking.
>Yeah we explored each other bodies some.
>But it was more about just being together.
>I do know we were licking each other after showers at this point because it seemed cleaner to do so.
>That must have been when I started eating her out because I remember the first time was on the couch in the basement and we were both naked.
>Still no full penetartion but we were doing everything but and I'm sure if one of us had asked the other would have had no problem.
>I think we were scared of each other and offending the other one because we were all we had in the world.
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>>710664639

I did

>>710664687

She's not home she out of town for the weekend which is what made me think of /b/.
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>>710663276
>Someone care to screengrab?
Boom! Done.
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>>710665004
kekeralisimo
Do you have problems with your colour display anon?
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>>710664852
what were her breasts like? And have they changed since?
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>>710664852
How old are you both?
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>>710665004
I did also!
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I'll screencap the story for you once you finish if thats what you want, OP.
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>>710664852

>One day while at work boss come up to talks to me.
>Boss realizes how much of a total dick my dad is.
>Asks me what my plans are if I am going to go to college or anything.
>Tell him I don't know
>Boss asks if I plan on sticking around the area, claims it's to see if it's worth training me on a bunch of other side shit he has going on.
>Tell him no.
>Guy offers me a little dodge colt he has in back.
>guy says I can have it as long as I graduate high school.
>Tell him thanks
>Go home and tell sis.
>we now have a plan to get out of here.
>She is happier than ever it's like a light at the end of the tunnel.
>Next night I come home and she has made roast chicken my favorite for diner.
>She usually watches me eat and we talk but she didn't eat with me, which was weird just watches me.
>after we go for alone time in basement.
>after shower she has me close eyes.
>She lit a few candles
>she says it's time we start having sex. That she loves me and can't imagine loving anyone more than me.
>I tell her I feel the same.
>I remember the amazing feeling.
>I more remember the look in her eyes.
>I was like becomeing one with someone.
>I have had sex with other girls but I have never felt that feeling since.
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>>710665151

Small pert, still are she is a small girl

>>710665177
I am 36 she is 35.
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>>710665938
fucking awesome
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>>710665800
Has she fucked other blokes? ...or girls?
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inb4 dinosaur
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>>710666220
oh god you see it to....
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>>710666422
wdym
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>>710666462
OP might pull dinosaur at the end.
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>>710665800

>School starts and there is no other way to put it we are a couple.
>we were always outsiders in our town. But now it was different and people could feel it.
>obviously we could say "I love you" in school or kiss openly.
>But we were the weird brother and sister who were always together.
>I didn't have friend outside of school, but the ones I had during school hours even thought it was weird.
>eventually it was mostly her and I again.
>Late at night we had sex and of course showered together.
>to this day I think mom may have known. But I'll never know.
>We spent a lot of time dreaming about the future or running away. But we had no idea where.
>and that was the way life went for us my junior year.
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>>710666538
oh I see, I thought you meant dinosaur as in he's old
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>>710666211

yes to both, but neither one of us have been in a good relationship with anyone else.
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>>710666220
>>710666422
>>710666538

No dinosaur I promise.
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>>710666714
so she's bi? holy shit you could so easily get a fucked up girl on cl that's into brother/sister play and you could be in a threeway relationship
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>>710666951
I imagine her to have looked like this
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don't let the thread die
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>>710666578

>end of junior year have science teacher
>tells me a story of when he graduated and moved to Colorado.
>Says he worked on a ski resort.
>made it sound fun
>decided that is where we are going to go when we leave.
>Tell sis
>she loves the idea
>all we have to do now is wait.
>I also find out about what it takes to get her emancipated when the time comes.
>Get paperwork together for that.
>At this point dad also makes me get a drivers licence which was lucky for me.
>He wanted it so I could get him when he's drunk or he thought he could bully my boss into letting me take beer home for him (my boss wouldn't let me).
>But that isn't why you guys are reading this you want to know about the sex.
>well we had lots of it.
>It was the 90's so safe sex was taught in schools and I got free condoms.
>It was glorious
>Eventually my sis convinced my mom that she needed birth control for some other medical reason.
>Get her on BC
>Raw dogging it
>Super awesome rawdog sex with person I live with.
>Only good thing about my life at that point.
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>>710666855

Not really bi but we hung around a lot of hippies in our late teens early 20's so it was bound to happen.
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>>710667403
Tomorrow I'm killing myself, thanks for the great story OP, good to know that for some people life does get better sortof
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Do people say you and your "wife" look alike
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Do people where you live no know you're bro and sis? Or did you change your names and keep it quiet?
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>>710667403
Moar

Vivid detail about sex, dirty talking, all the good shit

Also describe her body at the time
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Where do you live?
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>>710667403

>get mom to let her get emancipated because I tell her we are leaving.
>mom in the one brave thing she\'s ever done lets her.
>also get all the other stuff we need like id and other stuff together.
>My boss was as good as his word and game me that little dodge colt when I graduated.
>also gave me like $1500 he had squirrel away for me.
>Said he gave me raise over a year ago and just never told me.
>I love that man.
>I get a fake plate and the day after I graduated high school my dad went to celebrate with his buddies up at the cabin.
>and in the middle of the night we left.
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Post her body, preferably fully but without face is OK too if you're not feeling comfortable with it. Just want to know the body behind this wonderful story
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>>710667673

Ehh not really

>>710667795
We already have the same last name. It is a surprising easy thing to fake. Like I said the only people that know we are not actually married is the IRS. we even put married on medical stuff.
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>>710667863
Your boss sounds like a great guy, did you ever see him again?
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>>710656921
wtf?
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>>710667986

maybe.
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>>710668081
Oh yeah sorry I forgot that in America the wife takes the name of her husband
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>>710667604
seek help lad
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>>710665098
I don't think so, why? I checked my settings and all 16 bits of color are being displayed.
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>>710656921
I know,you said you weren't having kids, but did you ever get her pregnant to where she needed an abortion? And what race are you guys?
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>>710667863

>The first day on the road was weird.
>for some reason we both felt like we needed to get as far away as possible.
>I just drove hard. all through the night into the next day.
>Made it as far as Illinois before I had to sleep.
>got a cheap motel room and went up and slept into the wee hours of the next morning.
>When I got up it was before dawn and I was ready to get going again.
>went to the bathroom and when I got out sis was up.
>"relax anon. We are in no hurry anymore I paid for another day with the little money I have. just relax."
>I slept some more and when I woke up she had gotten me breakfast from a place across the street.
>We spent the whole day after that having sex.
>In both beds, on the floor, in the shower, on the table, on the bathroom floor. We fucked like rabbits that day getting all of it out. knowing we were together and things we be ok now.
>the rest of the trip was taken slowly
>It was awesome we would be sitting in a rest area holding hands together and just being to teenagers in love. No one knew who we were.
>I hadn't felt that kind of peace ever in my life.
>I was happy.
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>>710668870
Am I glad I live in a country that allows late stage abortions. I've got a pregnant fetish but don't want kids, also don't want to have sex with a woman pregnant from some other cunt. I hope to one day get a girl pregnant, fuck her throughout the pregnancy and then just abort the little shit.
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>>710668870
No, turns out she isn't good at making kids. and we are white.
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>>710669012
what was your body situation like? were you lanky, fat, shot, lift but nothing special,...?
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>>710668870
>>710669192
ofc they're fucking white, only whites fuck their family. not that I have anything against that as long as no children come out of it.
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>>710669012
Can I have sex with her?
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>>710656921
>Ask me anything
>>710657246
>Hang on, I'm not ready to answer
>>710662173
>FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This OP is a dinosaur faggot
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>>710669012
Post both your faces/bodies or both OP
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>>710669050
Kek degenerate as fuck

>>710669192
Nice! Hope you both are happy and stay together bud.

>>710669335
Mexicans, niggers, and muslims do it a lot more. Not that I have anything against it at all. The fact they are married should have tipped me off to their whiteness.
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>>710669012

>we got to Denver in high summer.
>ended up getting a small place in west Denver.
>thank god that city was so cheap then.
>Also thank god it was the year Denver had over employment.
>There were more jobs than people.
>We both got jobs and we lived as husband and wife....kinda.
>Since she was underage I had to explain that we were brother and sister in order to rent the place.
>So once again we were just the oddly close brother and sister.
>But in the city people didn't seem to notice much.
>we went out bowling and had lots of fun during the summer.
>everything was cheap where we lived.
>But it wasn't a nice part of town. and in those days Denver was a rough city.
>We save more money and plan to still go to the mountains in fall.
>Fall comes and we get jobs at the ski resort leaving behind the tiny rental to live among the fresh air.
>It comes out that we are brother and sister still but we figure it isnt that big a deal.
>We get a room together that we share a kitchen and bath.
>everything is still mostly fine.
>but there are quick rumors going around.
>People come over to our room and notice one bed is slept in and not the other.
>"Yeah she a neat freak and I'm the slob yuk yuk."
>being weirdly close here isn't working.
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>>710669244

i was fit and she was thin. We were both underfed.

>>710669430
no

>>710669610
go fuck yourself
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>>710670119
Fuck you, post fucking face. I want to know what she looks/ed like
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>>710657246
>Maybe I'll tell the whole story in a bit
what he really means is give him time to make up a story
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>>710662952
>>710663586
he fucking said new england you fuken oxygen wasters
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>>710670307
either way its a pretty good story
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>>710656921

How does it feel to have a legally invalid marriage?
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>>710670318
>NE
Might as well be fucking Canada
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>>710668095
Seriously. I had a shit das too and this story gave me feels. You should make a effort to keep in touch with your old boss OP
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>>710670254
Dude calm down, OP doesn't need to show her face.
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>>710670424
Right. If you believe anything posted on an anonymous image board you are very dumb. That said I think OP is telling the truth
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>>710670555
he was probably wanking it to OP's little sis
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>>710670003

>we get paranoid because there are random room inspections.
>nothing to hide but if it gets out that we fuck we are ruined.
>both of us have real friends for the first time in our lives.
>and since there are way more dudes than chicks all the guys want to get close with me in order to date my sister.
>talk it over and decide we still love each other deeply, but we need to make an effort to be more normal. Maybe she should date if she wants. We left home to be more stable and normal so it is ok.
>We cry again and decide we will always love each other but yeah maybe we should try and date.
>There is one dude that has been bugging me that actually seems pretty cool that my sister has been flirting with in a friendly way.
>I know she wouldn't cheat on me but once again it is time to start dating.
>She agrees to go out with him.
>I'm ok with it at first
>she says he is really nice and not at all creepy.
>after a few dates they get friendly.
>come home one night to find sock on door.
>Instant million knives in my stomach.
>I double over in pain.
>I can't feel anything.
>I get up and walk out into the cold and cry.
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Nice tight little 16y/o cunt. hmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>710670307

No it's just really long story and have to write the whole fucking thing out is a pain in the ass.
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>>710670781
I am too
Just wish OP could post tits
No face needed
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>>710670887
This is actually sadder than I thought it would be.
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>>710670887
Yeah this is getting heavy...keep going though I gotta see how it plays out.
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>>710670887
that's fucking rough
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>>710671011
Yeah just body would be fine OP, please
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>>710670887
This is the shit that makes me never trust females
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>>710670887
>a door has entered the story
I feel a dinosaur coming
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>>710670887
Have you fucked others or only her OP?
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>>710671223
stay on your toes

watch your back

check your corners
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>>710671168
They cannot be trusted. I wish I was gay but they probably can't be trusted either. I wish I was asexual.
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>>710671223
Op wouldn't do that... Would he?
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>>710671357
he's fucked other broads, said so earlier
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>>710671375
Same, I hate spending so much of my life on girls only to get stabbed in the heart
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>>710671392
the story is really really good, I wouldn't be surprised if he completely ruins it
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pls no dinisor
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Gotta go fucking shit, don't let the thread die please
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>>710665800
>>I have had sex with other girls but I have never felt that feeling since.

Feeling of deviance
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>>710670887

>And that was kinda the end for awhile
>they dated for a few months but she wasn't really feeling it because she didn't feel the same way about him as she did with me.
>when we got back togehter it was somehow different. Not tainted so much as that we were no longer just us against the world. We had let the world in and it wasn't the same.
>don't get me wrong we still loved each other but something was just....different now.
>When she season ended we had to think of something else to do.
>we ended up with some hippies and went to Oregon.
>That drained the money we had saved pretty quickly. Shit is expensive up there and there is shit for jobs.
>So we took stupid hippie names and just kinda fell in with some gypsy types.
>we were a couple again and now we were with a bunch of people that had lots of casual sex.
>so we dated other people and were dirty hippies for awhile just having fun.
>smoke lots of refer and did odd jobs.
>did that for a few years.
>bounced around to other seasonal jobs.
>and it got confusing for when we could be Muddog and his girl Star or when we had to be brother and sister.
>and that's when we got caught.
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bump
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>>710656921
How can I seduce my sister into incest?
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>>710672007
Tell the full story with full details of when you got caught.
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>>710656921
Are you that guy?
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>>710672007
>muddog and star

Kek now I know this story is true. Were you really into eating ass, mud dog?
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>>710672007
>and that's when we got caught.
this is either a kind of finale or he just got into a storytelling trap
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>>710656921
>gene
What does it feel to contribute to the degradation of the gene pool of humankind?
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>>710672007
So hippies didn't know you were bro and sis before they caught you? Judy thought you guys were a couple?
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>>710661368
>a slav

Fuck you whoever you are.
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>>710672007
>its gonna be a flying spaghetti monster everyone bail.
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>>710672007
When your sis was fuckingthat other bloke were you seeing other people too? Had you ever ucked anyone else then her at that point?
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>>710672353
They're not having kids so who cares
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>>710672007
What happened after that night they had sex anon? Did you bring it up to her about how it hurt you?
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>>710672390
Americans think eastern Europe is like it is portrayed in eurotrip
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>>710656921
Good on you, love is love is love, one day we'll be as accepted as gays and trans...

PA doesn't require blood test to confire relatives... thats how my sis and I got around it...

Been married 6 years now and have a wonderful 5yr old boy... parents were not cool with it at first till we just sat down and explained that we couldn't love anyone else...

Everyone here thinks we met in college :).

Only parents, aunt and her husband know that we hitched, rest of the family is too distant to know or care
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I would have murdered that fucker, her as well maybe, you can still fuck a lifeless body
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>>710672007

>turns out at one of the collective whathave you's with the other hippies we made the mistake of saying we were a couple with someone who knew us previously as brother and sister back at the ski resort.
>We played it off like he was remembering wrong that we had been friends but not a couple.
>Nope, somehow his pot addled brain got that fact right.
>It was our word against his.
>In the end we played it that she had lost her ID and I showed mine.
>Neither one of us could either prove or disprove the other.
>but we knew we had been caught.
>It was at this point that we decided that it was time to A) move on as soon as we could and avoid the shame. And B) time to start dating other people for good.
>we went back home and that is how we found out my dad had died. and mom and little brother were gone.
>I got my old job back for a time
>sis lived with a friend from school that had become a hippie in the years since our absence.
>and we kinda drifted apart.

fer no guys almost done and you know it already has a happy ending.
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>>710658565
And I'll bet you support gays and trans and all that... but love between siblings is just too much for you huh...
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>>710672842
Kill yourselves and your kid please. Dont have kids if youre brother and sister
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>>710670998
summarizing exist for a reason
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>>710672887
Your sister cucked you man, fucking whore
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>>710672258

No

>>710672361
No they didn't

>>710672492
not enough other chicks there. Didn't date until we left to go to Oregon

>>710672643
no I expected it. It was fine it just hurt.
.
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will you buy these songs

http://www.buttmouthproductions.com/asshole-song/
#trumpsassholeanthem
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>>710672887
you guys both got hiv didnt you. hippies are fucking disgusting. no offense.
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>>710673133
Yeah she could have at least told you she was going to fuck dude
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>>710656921
Will you vote for trump?
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Why not move abroad? why stay in the US? I'd want to get as far away as possible if I were you
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>>710672887
It's kind of sad kind of happy. It woukd make for an interesting movie and I know (((they))) would love to make it in Hollywood
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No 404 ples
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>>710673624
as far as white trash goes the chinese characters on the back is very far down the list. Might just be some of the lowest people in society
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>>710656921
how can i has sister
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>>710658233
how do we know ya'll aren't ugly as fuck?
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>>710673931
This.
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>>710673764
That's why he's talking to a nigger broad
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>>710673931
Second this
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>>710672887

>We still talked when we could and we would have sex once in awhile just for fun. But it was now just pleasure and not that love.
>I ended up getting a job and moving first a litle further away then a lot further.
>sis was able to go to school. for next to nothing because of a few grants and other stuff.
>we kept in touch but little by little we drifted apart.
>neither one of us ever had a good relationship ever. probably because we had such a fucked up home life.
>my sister tried an incest group that tried to tell her she was a victim. She told me that she told them to go fuck themselves and that I was her savior for the rest of her life.
>which still made me feel good.
>and that's the way life was.
>unitl about 4 years ago
>I was on /b/ telling the story I just told you all.
>bunch of /b/ trads said "WTF CALL HER YOU STILL LOVE HER!!!"
>So I did.
>asked her if she ever had a good relationship.
>she said me
>whioch melted my heart
>I said other than me
>she said no.
>I asked if she wanted to try again
>she said yes.
>so once again we became the od brother and sister that we friendly.
>she got a job offer in a new city
>and when we moved we decided from now on we are husband and wife.
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>>710663379
Not in new England
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>>710674219
damn, nice story, no dinosaur, and some real feels thx anon and good luck you two
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>>710673931

don't care.

we aren't hot though like I said she looks kinda like Amanda Plumber in her 30's and I look kinda like Rupert Everett.
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>>710674219
pics of sis
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>>710673931
does it matter?
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>>710674219
I remember the post from back then, and been following this one..
Glad to hear things worked out OP!
Only during incestual love can /b/tards make sense and give life advice!
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>>710674219
My /b/, a force for good for once? Nice! Enjoy your time together mate. Fuck her right in the pussy for us.
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>>710658689
>we are too screwed up emotionally to have kids.

I appreciate the honesty and restraint. Continue fucking and doing what you are doing anon, no judgement here.
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>>710674219
WTF CALL DISNEY THIS IS MOVIEWORTHY
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>>710674219
awesome thread and story, wish you best luck anon
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Holy shit this actually made me happy>>710674219
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>>710674426

thank you.

I told you it was more of a love story than a sex one.

I will say this though. She never says no without a reason, like a medical reason. And we do anything the other wants.
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>>710674219
this... what I'm feeling right now, it's a pleasant feeling.
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>>710674596
>"Only during incestual love can /b/tards make sense and give life advice!"

Keked out loud
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>>710674521
What did you both look like back at 16 though?
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Enjoyed the happy ending!
Do you guys plan to get back in contact with your mother and little brother?
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>>710674873
same here, truth spoken tho
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>>710674596
>Only during incestual love can /b/tards make sense and give life advice!
Fucking kek someone screengrab this thread for future feelgood threads
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>>710674975
Or even his bro-tier boss.
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Link to Violet meltdown video now!
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>>710674975
bet that little shit is still jealous of his big bro fucking his sister though
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I'm happy for you anon. Want me to screencap it for you or nah.
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>>710674975
Wouldn't it be great is they did and found out they'd been fucking all this time as well
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The fuck am i reading?
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>>710675080
true, his boss deserves a thank you visit the most to be honest
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>>710674937

Awkward too thin teens what else?

>>710674975
if it happens it happens. Mom let dad do all his crazy shit. so fuck her.

>>710674641
nobody wants to see a dumb story like that.
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>>710675255
Script for disney's new movie
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>>710674219
Anyone got this shit compiled? fitting to be a regular on wincest/fells threads.
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Enjoyed the story. Good luck to you and your sister, Anon
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How did the dad die? sorry if it has already been mentioned but the thread is vast
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>>710675340
Maybe not a movie, but write a book, I loved your story
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>We've done anal, neither one of us are into it
>neither one of us are into it

OP not into anal

I call bs
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>>710675213
fucking kek
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>>710675213
I thought that also but it would really be too wild. Then again truth is stranger than fiction
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Is your mom hot OP? of was she back when you were little?
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>>710675553
family orgy am i right
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>>710675513
If the girl isn't into it it is hard for you to be into it. Pun accidental.
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>>710675318

OP again.

Don't worry I told my old Boss all about our adventures (without the sex of course) and he thought it was great. He was also the one who told be how my dad just got crazier and crazier after sis and I left.
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>>710675513
I'm not into anal either. Even when I watch porn, if they start doing it, I have to fast forward till they stop that shit, or switch do a different porn.

Idk why. It just doesn't do it for me. Vaginas feel great on their own, I don't want any shit on my dick.
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this may be the best thread ive ever read
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>>710675693
so you still like anal porn? just not the sex?
maybe try sending her to a good bleacher and enema's do wonders too
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>>710675417

im working on screencapping it, give me a minute.
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>>710661895
This. Also, at what age did you first creampie her?
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>>710662758
more of this FFS

MORE
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It's late, I'm drunk, suicidal and alone. Thank you OP for the great thread
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>>710675904

Include me in your screencaps
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Does she gag when you cum down her throat or is your penis large enough to completely enter the oesophagus?
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>>710675894
Not OP but I am who you replied to. I like anal and anal porn. But if a girl I was with didn't like it, I wouldn't force her to do it, if I really cared for her. Which it sounds like OP and sis do.
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Incest thread is not an incest thread without Kirino and Kyousuke
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>>710675699
I remember this story from ages ago, just glad its still going well for you, OP. Makes me happy to know that you found happiness despite a rough life. Gives me hope that maybe anyone can find or make a better life for themselves
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>>710674219
holy shit I think I remember your story now
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N O W L O O K A T T H I S N E T
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>>710656921
I wish I was a mormon so I could be married
to all three of my sisters.
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>>710658689
>we are too screwed up emotionally to have kids.

Well, there goes all the taboo. The sin is in the reproduction. That's why homosexual incest is perfectly fine.
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>>710675904

thank god I don't want to write this out ever again.

>>710676262
no I'm average 6-7"

>>710676005
I know I did when we were still in the basement so probably 16.
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>>710675904
thank you anon, I will be saving for sure
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Best fucking life ever
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>>710674219
I hope everything goes well for you anon. We are all happy and wish you the best of luck. Keep going on strong. Life is tough, but the pleasures far out weigh the negatives.
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>>710677209
that I just found
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>>710675822


thank you. Don't know why there really isn't much sex in it at all.

Now I'm just bumping until screencap is done.
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Hey OP, want a steam game or somethin? I grew up in an abusive household too.
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have you ever fucked her peehole?
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>>710674219
I was not expecting this
ive been gone from b for a while now
and expected to get bumbarded with troll stories, ylyls and ect.
But this i got slammed hard with a /sad/cozy/happy feel in one swing
I wish you good days until the day you die OP.
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>>710677946
Here's a little screencap I got for all you, I'm pretty sure it's all here
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>>710678108

No, but I could use a few bucks like anything would help even change. They cut my hours for winter and we're kinda broke.
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>>710677906....this
take care of her and have a good life Anon. Thanks for sharing...all the best to you both
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>>710674219
Make this shit into a movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KSFVJrjf4Q
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>>710678248

awesome will save.
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>>710678248
going god's work here.
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Aww you beat me to it. I'm still posting mine because I wasted time putting this shit together.
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>>710656921
Can you post pics of your bastard children?
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Hope you and her are happy, OP, you deserve it man.
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>>710678700
They dont have any anon.
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>>710678700

op said he did have kids. That they didn't want them either.
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>>710656921
OP your story needs to be a sappy chick flick, but with incest.
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>>710679467
no one would watch that.
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>>710674219
>>710678108
One thing I was always wondering when reading about abuse parents is why the children never stand up against them (?) Do you know a reasonable answer for that? I mean, when your Dad is such a fuckin addicted piece of human trash, hell I'd definitely decide to fight back at some point. What is he gonna do? Call the cops?
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>>710674521
>Rupert Everett.

so you look like this?
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>>710678369
Any way to prove your OP?
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>>710679656
Your dad can kick your ass until you are about 16, regardless. I kicked my dad's ass at age 16 and he never fucked around again. (Not OP)
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>>710679656
In my case, it was a fear thing. I didn't stand up against it until I was about 16, after which I spent most my time at friends houses and just never went home. If I did, I piled up my bedroom furniture in front of my door so that he couldn't get into my bedroom. I also kept a milk crate to sit on and flashlight in my closet so that I could hide in there and read.
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I have kind of a similar story with my sister. But less violence. Been together since almoust 15 years.
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>>710680363
been fucking for 15 years or together since you were 15? Also, where you from?
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>>710680053
>>710680195
So people actually do stand up against them? Nice to know. Makes me still wonder why their moms/wifes never seem to do shit about the whole situation.
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>>710680195
my mother abused me as a kid but largely stopped when I started cowering in public whenever she made hand gestures even slightly in my direction
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>>710674219
<3 heartwarming anon
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>>710680661
since 15 years, when we were like 15, so both.
germany
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>>710681034
nice
I can't resist
>OH JAH MEINEN POOPENSPIEL
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>>710681136
not sure what you were trying to say but POOPENSPIEL isn't a german word kek
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>>710680747
My mom was in denial about it, and just lived in her bedroom also in her form of hell too.

I decided fuck that, refused to not graduate college. Worked my ass off while going to community college, then a state school, eventually (7 years, ugh) got my BS, now I'm a consultant making 140/year, working on my MBA in the evenings. (31 now) AND I treat people with respect and understanding. I became the opposite of my asshole father.
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>>710681248
it sounds german though doesnt it
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>>710680036

how?

>>710679658
closer to this when i was younger
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>>710681312
try something like
>OH JA, STECK IHN REIN
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>>710681269
kek I did the exact opposite, my grades suffered terribly due to my home situation and I dropped out of uni almost immediately. I've been out of work for 2 years now because the economy is shit and just working the odd job every now and then here and there below minimum wage. I'm not getting by on that and the little money I have on my bank account is dropping fast, am going to kill myself any day now, there's just no other way other then to live on the street. I'd rather die tbh.
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>>710679656

it's the same way they hold elephant with simple rope.

get it into their head when they are small.
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>>710681669

I failed out of my first Uni, went to another and ultimately finished. I've seen some dark days too anon. Doesn't mean there aren't better days ahead.
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>>710680747
My dad could kick my moms ass at any age. If she tried to intervene it would just be him beating her instead of me. Women are very weak physically and emotionally.
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>>710681592
I'm not sure :\
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>>710674219
That's so sweet!, I'm happy for both of you, have a nice life anon and don't forget to tell your sis that you love her once she backs home

Damn I'm soft in the heart...
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>>710682237
What about calling the cops? or arming herself? Just makes me sick seeing adult women letting them selfes get pushed around like children. Even if she wouldn't do both things I mentionened, isn't a mother supposed to protect her children? Wouldn't it be a normal thing to do to take beatings to spare the kids? Shit like that makes me the misogynist I am
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My sister and I live together without our parents
The most we talk trough the day is less then 5 sentences
I'm jealous of you OP, but I sincerely hopes that you have a good life
Maybe someday things will change
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>>710678248
Thanks for screencap anon
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>>710682956
I don't know, man. We need a team of psychologists for this shit. Women of course blame men, even though it is obviously their failure. They are who entered a relationship with an abusive piece of shit and had kids. They can't be held responsible for this, for whatever reason. I really genuinely hate women.
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>>710683638
What happens when I'm a women and I hate most of my own genre companions because they are so damn stupid?
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>>710674219
>>710675340
nothing dumb about that. it's just as perverse and heartwarming as we like here.
>>710669012
>made it to illinois
>on way to denver
were you in pennslyvania?? lol i'm from the ohio valley and this place is FUCKED up like that (no offense)(i'm not one to talk, i'm from here)
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tbh who cares if its incest, fuck it, that's love.
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>>710683998
I dunno but add me on snapchat at @JameisWinston? (Note: I am not jameis winston)
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>>710684504
Good try but I don't have an account there, indeed, I almost don't use any social media...
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