How do I make money off of neckbeards, shut ins, geeks and losers such as yourselves as an average looking female? This is an untapped audience.
make a patreon offering to wear mlp/anime costumes
>>710644393
Chaturbate . Com
>>710644977
I don't want to get naked and ruin my reputation for pocket change though.
>>710644393
tits or gtfo
>>710644393
show nips with timesstamp then well help make u rich
pretend to be a girl online
>>710645585
Read. I said I won't get naked.
>>710645666
>666
>>710645666
Than go be a faggot somewhere else
>>710645666
didnt ask to see your face just your nips and vag and ass
>>710645122
Ok, well what do you have to offer? What are your skills? We can work around that.
>>710645936
and feet?
get a job
>>710646013
yeah and feet
>>710644393
Tits or GTFO!
>>710645979
My skills are being a girl with big boobs and a bad attitude.
I like creative writing.
I like editing videos.
I dunno :/
>>710644393
>wants to make money as a female
>won't get naked
>>710646255
prove you are a girl faggot
>average looking female
best bet you have making money is to go work in a convenience store
If you refuse to get naked then you are literally worthless to us. Sorry.
>>710646255
Holy shit you are average. Re-consider Charurbate
>>710646255
there's websites that pay you for transcribing things
>>710646255
>My skills are being a girl with big boobs and a bad attitude.
WEW
E
W
>>710644393
Sell water filtration systems and tell everyone their drinking poison.
>>710646255
Oh , your worthless. ALSO TITS OR GTFO
>>710646600
>their
they're
remember to sage
>>710644393
you could become a hacker and steal their money
>>710644393
>average looking female
topkek
>>710644393
How to leech money from pathetic masturbating societal failures on the internet:
1) Post pics
2a) State business
2b) Gtfo
make a vidya game and sell it
>>710646255
stream on twitch and wear low cut tops which show lotsa cleave for max stream followers. Charge for subs. Make money
>>710644393
Sell underpants online. Learn some compassion first. Your market isn't likely to buy from you if you truly think you are better than they are.
>>710646987
Will they watch if I complain about how depressed I am, how I'd rather be sleeping and how much I hate video games while frowning the entire time?
Become a car dealer
>>710647245
even better
>>710644681
>This is an untapped audience
No this demographic you speak of that I'm not a part of is well manipulated and profited off of. By those late night "male enhancement" ads, by those cancerous Twitch "gamer gurls XD" types, and in many other ways.
Now that that's out of the way, titsorgtfo.
>>710647245
you got some contact info? you can scam me outta some money if you want
>>710644393
>untapped
Are you high or retarded? Those kinds of people are already taken advantage of on the net with the plethora of camgirl/porn sites.
>>710647245
yes
>>710646255
>>710645122
>My skills are being a girl with big boobs and a bad attitude.
>I don't want to get naked and ruin my reputation for pocket change though.
Then what the fuck are you doing here. you're just beta cuck that probably wants attention and even if you are a girl and don't want to be sexualized, why start off your skills as having big boobs. Tits or GTFO
>>710647521
Well clearly they are still seeking something. Why is Agatha so popular when she hasn't taken off one piece of clothing?
>>710647424
No contact info as of yet :)
What sort of content are people like you looking for? What's missing?
>>710648084
Well, I don't know of a lot of people who are -like- me in terms of what I like and am interested in but I'm extremely lonely. Most guys are probably like that, so that'd probably be the route to go if you were looking to exploit people..
if you don't want to get naked you should probably ask reddit
>>710648293
Loneliness. That's why people pay girls for a girlfriend experience though. Or pay for cuddling, which I considered offering but I'm scared of getting raped or locked in a basement.
I want it to feel genuine... not like a transaction.
>>710648586
Reddit is normie central.
>>710648650
>Or pay for cuddling, which I considered offering but I'm scared of getting raped or locked in a basement.
Probably a good idea. Apparently, based off of how suspicious literally every girl I've ever spoken with online, men are complete shit.
And..
>I want it to feel genuine... not like a transaction.
If you're looking to scam lonely guys, I don't see how you can expect to also have a "genuine" anything..
>>710644393
So your ambition is to become a whore. Well done.
>>710646255
She gonna be a YouTuber, those skills hahaha stupid bitch tits or gtfo.
Guys you are all forgetting the rules
If a femanon requests anything its tits or gtfo time
>>710645666
Probably some ugly fat harry looking cunt
>>710648855
I'm not scamming them, I'm offering a service... filling up that void. I'm a normal girl, not a pornstar or a high class escort, I'm real and attainable.
I just want to know through what vehicle I could put myself out there...
>>710649084
It's insane how many have forgot that shit. Desperate manz these dayz
>>710647865
This
Get pregnant and get married, sorted for life
>>710649310
Ikr These fookers are so desperate to talk to a grill
>>710644393
>untapped audience
what are twitch whores
what are webcam whores in general
>>710649300
>I'm a normal girl
>posting on /b/
tits or gtfo
>>710649300
I heard stories about people just like you. Whatever you do, carry a knife or spray eith you as protection. Tryst me, some of these "lonely" guys might just be fucked in the head. I mean, look what fucking site we are talking through.
Anymore posts that forget the words tits or gtfo should be ashamed of themselves, trying to make this place a civil chatroom. Cunts errywhere
>>710649300
I couldn't help you, there. From my experience, you can just do literally anything, as long as you make it known that you're a girl and are offering [x] service. Guys will lap it up.So, it probably doesn't matter. reddit r9k soc? probably even /b/. As is, though, you haven't offered anything, so I don't know. Sorry OP
>>710649555
Trips quintessential tits bitch or fuck off
>>710649583
I agree
This is now a banana bread intill tits
spam bananas tards
>>710649587
It's cool. I just don't want to be an ewhore so I don't really have any obvious opinions. Thanks for your serious replies :)
Porn and nudes doesn't help with the loneliness though, I know that.
>>710645666
You sound like a fucking bitch, get a real job or else be a whore as you already seem to be considering. Also, this market is very much tapped so you might want to gain some business sense too, ya fucking cunt
>>710649928
You cunt, get off. Guys I'm ashamed, Fucking arse rapists
This is op
>>710649928
Yeah. In fact, I think a lot of times it does the opposite. Some girl offered to sell me some nudes, and we started talking after for a little bit. I started to like her a bit as I got to know her, and then she offered to do like anything I wanted for a straight week. Before, I had been pretty eager to talk with her, but after she did that, it kind of just made me hate her. SO whatever you do, if at least you run into people like me, try not to get too sexual with it. there's a nice balance
>>710650147
Fuck me why does she need advice? I'd pay nuff money to fuck her off
Financial Dominatrix. That is if youre hot and not fat. But youre probably ugly as fuck.
>>710645666
>gtfo
meanwhile at ops house
>>710650366
>>710650437
I don't believe this
>>710644393
>This is an untapped audience.
you're stupid
>>710644393
Cosplay. More skin === more money for you.
Unless you don't have the chops for it.
>>710650197
I know that. After seeing a girl naked/fucking her/her seeming very attainable, the mystery/novelty/want is gone. The saying "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy" sort of applies here. Whoring works but that's not the route I want to take. I'm normal.
Anyway, thanks again xx
>>710644393
You don't, most of us hate you cunts. We can also smell your bullshit from a mile away, why do you think we are shut ins?
>>710650655
Thinks that doesn't apply relationships too.
>>710650655
well, I don't think
>After seeing a girl naked/fucking her/her seeming very attainable, the mystery/novelty/want is gone. The saying "the only thing better than pussy is new pussy" sort of applies here
is actually entirely true, at least for me, but it might for most men, so there ya go
>>710650197
For a straight week. Looool you fucking peenarse
>>710650312
I literally said I'm average looking with big boobs. Also, I consider dommes to be whores so I can't do that.
>>710650796
Why doesn't it apply to you?
>>710650771
Where did I say that?
>>710650312
This. Google it, maybe follow some twitters and learn the trade.
>>710650969
Tits or fuck off ya cunt. You don't wanna be a whore, ya next man will get bored of your pussy and you'll end up a shut in and broke just like us. I fucking hate women
>>710645666
>How do I make money off of neckbeards, shut ins, geeks and losers such as yourselves
>not getting naked for money
you are useless
>>710650949
what? She just offered it out of the blue. why am I a "peenarse" because a girl said something to me?
>>710650969
I should've said that it can not apply, rather than that it doesn't. just depends on how you act during the "non-sexual" times. You've got to build the relationship up right. etc. etc. you know, i'm probably not the best person in the world to talk to about forming relationships.
>>710650969
You're quite obviously a mean spirited bitch. Fuck off and die cunt
>>710651378
So she offered to be your sex slave for a week? Do you not smell that? The way you said it just doesn't seem right, and I've had a few bitches in my time.
>>710644393
Girls like you spend years upon years, rejecting and hurting guys for your own personal gains when you have absolutely nothing to offer the world yourself. Then after you're older and desperate for cash you turn to those same guys and expect them to welcome you into their lives with open arms? Do you have brain damage? We avoid bitches like you because you're a worthless cunt. I hope as you age even more, you realize how vapid and stupid you truly are.
>>710651378
here
>>710650969
to clarify, I should say that your best bet is to find ways to make yourself desirable in nonsexual ways too. What that is depends on the guy you're uh... dealing with. Finding out what they like, and things like that. what being characteristics & traits, not physical things or appearances, though appearance helps as well, I suppose, if it's separate from any sexual aspect
>>710651648
Uh, she offered it for *money*. I would like to point out that I'm not bragging in any way shape or form here. It made me dislike her.
>>710644393
So you wanna be a prostitute? Go ahead hoe
>>710644393
Play sega saturn games.
scantily clad.
legit fan of the console and vidya in general.
have a good back story
be original
good production
You have yourself a good femanon "let's play" of a console that is rarely LP'ed
I want 20%
>>710651378
Yeah, I get it.
So what I'm seeing so far is video games (Twitch/steam) since people like yourselves play so much and it's male dominated. I'm not a gamer though... which sucks.
Someone mentioned being a domme, but you have to whore online for that and risk being exposed... I would be a findomme irl though, not a pro lol
YouTube but again, need a gimmick like nerdy gamer girl or some bullshit like anime
Not gonna be a cam girl
What else do you people do/like?
>>710645122
camgasm com is related to chaturbate. I don't think they have nudity until you go to private rooms, ao that might be an option, just never do private shows. Or simce these are trap loving neckbeards, pretend you are a guy like randytaylor69 but you are really a girl, probably make more money, lol
>>710652430
don't do video games or streaming.
honestly, you sound too lazy to do this correctly.
probably should give up
>>710652601
Yeah I'm super lazy but the options aren't exciting and interesting to me.
>>710646348
i wouldn't get too excited i bet its a trap
>>710646255
Those aren't skills, sweetie - those are crippling, savage handicaps if you're looking to make money.
Except the tits, but you have a reputation to think of. I hope you can boil your reputation down to make soup, cos you're going to starve otherwise.
>>710652759
it's not a trap, I've been seriously replying the whole thread
>>710652709
I honestly don't know what you were expecting to hear, then.
You seem unwilling to do anything that doesn't interest you, but you want to be paid for it anyways? (not like a real job, just making bank off of lonely guys)
Doesn't that seem a little wrong to you?
>>710652430
lol you sound like a real piece of shit.
I like you.
you want a "product" to "sell" neets and socially awkward people?
it doesnt exist
. good computer.
internet connection
bed.
DONE.
what dont you understand? they dont spend money. they are efficient at collecting thier 700 dollars govt. check and trolling the internet. fapping. eating and going to bed.
Its funny and almost peotic that you're having trouble with this...like just try to be a productive part of society and maybe just meet a well to do neet and be nice to him. fuck I dont know.
>>710651804
Then I take the peenarse bit back. I didn't see a mention she was a hooker.
>>710644393
You get the state to take it from them and give it to you for no reason.
Oh, wait...
>>710652907
Loooooooooool please stop I'm rolling
>>710653253
>Some girl offered to sell me some nudes, and we started talking after for a little bit. I started to like her a bit as I got to know her, and then she offered to do like anything I wanted for a straight week.
It was one sentence over, mate
>>710652924
original hunger games
>>710652863
I'm not going to starve... I'm in college and my parents take care of everything. I just want my own money.
>>710652921
Something different other than Twitch, being a camgirl and being a domme? I'm not unwilling to try anything, but the options are just being a whore and ruining your chance of a real career.
>>710652924
They're lonely. Humans are social creatures and I want to appeal to that in a way that's not overtly sexual like being a camgirl or a booby streamer which doesn't truly fill that void anyway.
>>710653415
Alright don't milk it, you're as bad as this slut.
>>710653573
>>710644393
>as an average looking female
why would you even try to leverage this if your intent is not to get naked?
>>710653494
Well, then get off your lazy ass and get a job - you got big tits, you can make twice what your boss pays you in tips by flirting with drunk guys while you bus tables. No whoring, no scamming, just hard work, a big smile and a nice pair of tits.
Or, if you're too fucking lazy for even that, you could try geting knocked up by a white guy and then live off the paternity payments - sounds right up your street, frankly.
post contact info OP
Right this is bollocks I'm off to reddit. Least they sometimes get tits.
Too many white knight over here.
OP you sound like a real bitch, you don't seem interesting
>imma girl with big boobs pls respond
fuck off, you have no skills and you suck at everything.
also tits or gtfo
>>710654223
Thank you for clarifying that cause I said the same about half hour ago and they're still riding around
>>710653936
I think i'll just marry a rich guy but that's a long term goal
I want money in the near future
>>710654223
I love vampires and the occult and I'm bi and love boobs. Could that help me?
can you post feet ?
you better at least show some feet
>>710654605
>and love boobs.
STOP FUCKING MENTIONING THIS IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THEM OUT AND GOING TO CALL US SEXIST PIGS EVERY TIME WE DO.
jesus.
>>710654605
>I think i'll just marry a rich guy but that's a long term goal
Alright OP, you somehow even managed to make someone like ME lose interest in you. You should probably delete the thread now
>>710646255
You're the type of girl that makes me hate being a girl. Jesus christ you sound useless.
Man. I'm not OP, but being a girl on here is kinda awful. It's either "You don't actually exist" or "you're shit for not flashing us". OP, just take a tip and just pretend you're a guy on here. Will make your life significantly easier and your threads will be way more on subject. Otherwise neets will just beg for tits until you say no and then they'll just post hateful things hoping to make you regret it.
>>710654892
Who are you though? Desperate enough to believe a female on b without a timestamp?
>>710655058
this
>>710654605
>vampire
>occult
>I want easy money to feel like i worth living
kill yourself already.
don't worry op, empty people like you often get what they want, you won't have to be interesting or something.
i hope someday you'll wake up with something against what you won't do shit : de>>710654671
pression and suicidal tendenciss
>>710655121
The fact that female timestamps happen on /b/ fairly often should be enough to make you realize that women really *do* exist on here, Cuckleberry Fin.
>>710655131
the post link is a fail, dumb phone
>>710644393
ASMR channel + Patreon
>>710644393
>untapped audience
Kek, you and every other pair of titts out there think this. Ever hear of Redtube? Strip joints? Craigslist hookers? Your product ain't hat unique, cunt. Titts or GTFO!
>>710654605
>I think i'll just marry a rich guy but that's a long term goal
Nope, that's a fucking meth fantasy.
Rich guys are, by and large, married already. They either got rich with the love of a good woman to help them along, or they got rich and then BAM! Magically, a hot as fuck female decided he was the one for her. Rich guys are out of your league. You've stated as much already.
>>710644393
>This is an untapped audience.
you know nothing about business
>>710655332
I'm trying to get into med school though so is that a plus if it works out?
if you can't post boobs, vag, ass or...feet ? you're useless and won't get a dime!
>>710655288
Thisssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>710644393
Untapped? Do you know how much I spend on video games and apps?
>>710655535
how much? i've spent a total of $3 in the app store.
>>710644393
protip: they don't have money for average looking fremales
>>710655480
Yes - but only because you'll be earning your own money, you fucking parasite.
>>710648084
Get the lonely neckbeards to front you money via donation fees to be their "online girlfriend" or some shit. Send em pics (don't have to be nude just flirtatious) and after payment they can show their other lonely neckbeard friends their "totally real gf". It's really simple.
>>710655665
About £50 over the years loool
Them gacha games fuck you up and I bet this bitch would love £50 right now
>>710649074
Trouble is that those youtube bitches are also a dime a dozen, so good luck with that.
>>710655288
Oh fuck. Too true.
>untapped
No it's not. They already spend all their bux on stupid shit which is why most of them are broke. You're not interesting, clever, and most likely not a super hottie. Go attention whore on facebook, dumb bitch.
>>710644393
>untapped
Have you not seen those hundreds of cumdumpsters on twitch and at esport/gaming events? You missed the rocket ship already
>>710646255
cringe
>>710644393
One word
>chaturbate
>>710656812
>>710656847
>OP can't even hivemind
yeah you're a dummy
>>710646255
Consider suicide, no memeing
By posting shit-tier bait on /b/
Fuck off
>>710646255
>>710655058
>>710655124
SHE IS A GIRL
AND THE SECOND ONE IS A GIRL
WE ARE ALL GIRLS HERE
NOW FUCK OFF YOU PATHETIC NECKBEARD OR PRESENT PICTURES OF YOUR NAKED BOSOM THIS INSTANT
>>710646255
You sound horrible. Please fuck off
>>710646255
Girls that like uncreative writing are way cooler. I bet you're so fat
>>710650579
The first one is the origin of this banana shit, the second one is fake.
Also note how Bill thanks Lori for the compliment while John was the one who posted it.
