Let's predict the future, /b/.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Let's predict the future, /b/.
>>710643221
>Trump declares dictatorship
22 get
spiderman will become president of universe
Disney produces a porno
Humanity makes first contact with the Xoxlox.
>>710643221
Restoration Monarchy and 1900 borders across Europe after a long civil wars period
hillary is dead
11 GET
>>710643476
Reroll
>>710643476
reroll again
The world ends.
North Korea invades Antarctica
>>710643221
The american republic falls as a result of the divide shown in this election year.
Anonymous 4chan user gets doubles
>>710643221
Biometric ids for all devices that access the internet - no exceptions or workarounds
singularity
>>710643588
oh shit, gg wp.
>>710643221
Clinton has navigated America to unheard of success. All whites who are not registered democrats and working have been exterminated off the face of the earth. Looks like a Clinton is bound to remain president so long as their bloodline continues
>>710643221
Nonhuman intelligence is successfully synthesized by this date- by the wrong people. The literal proxy wars begin between agents around the world.
>>710643588
chekt
and roll>>710643639
moot does a big shit in his hands, rubs it on his chest and posts the video on the google homepage
>>710643584
Reroll
>>710643221
Websites start storing actual cookies on your computer
>>710643588
>4chan in 2078
>>710643588
>Anonymous 4chan user gets doubles
>>710643673
same thing but with trump instead of hillary
niggers tongue my anus
An asteroid near misses Earth.
OP enters book of records for most black cocks sucked at once.
>>710643588
>88
>doesnt clone hitler
I am dissapoint
We go back to the moon.
ww3 causes global nuclear fallout
Jim Carrey reveals his 14 inch penis.
>>710643584
Re-reroll
Hitler is cloned, but he comes out gay and conflicted.
Moot kills mook and regains control of 4chan
>>710643752
this
half life 3 confirmed
The world is entirely populated by black jewish feminists.
mars landing fails, all 4 aboard dead
>>710643673
Good. Your faggoty ass prediction doesnt happen. Fucking Clinton faggot.
We discover FTL travel.
The last white man dies, without children.
The Lord of the Rings trilogy gets a remake.
Cancer is cured.
where are all the dubs?
donald trump shows us the light, and leads us to become the superpower of the universe
Red Hot Chilli Peppers write a song that doesn't sound like all the others
>>710643221
trump will win election
2024: The year in which americans start rebuilding the country after total nuclear annihilation.
Everyone dies
Half life 3 is released.
World wide chimp out because Muh Dick or other niggery.
>42+ replies
>only 1 dubs
what the fuck, /b/?
>>710643890
This + islam becomes the official religion of the USA.
first mars colony established
Donald Trump dies on the toilet like Elvis. A ham sandwich is found in his hands.
Mook sells 4chan to Anita Sarkesian for 30cents. All edgelords get banned. 4Chan flourishes.
>>710643730
roll
>>710643968
Reroll
First real moon landing happens
Half life 3 is cancelled
>>710643999
whatever, ill be dead then
>>710643999
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>710643999
shieeeet
>>710643984
Martian colonists rebel against Earth.
Leo DiCaprio finally wins his oscar
>>710643999
o fuck
>>710643459
This is some stone cold terminator future type shit right here bruh. Dis anon knows some shit.
Aliens eat all dogs
>>710643999
>Mook sells 4chan to Anita Sarkesian for 30cents. All edgelords get banned. 4Chan flourishes.
hash browns overtake french fries as most popular side dish
>>710643999
>2999
Ilerminate confirmed.
>>710644055
He already won an oscar you fucktard
>>710643999
>being alive as a scan of a brain when this happens
>>710643221
This becomes the mascot of a new version of /b/ called /z/
>>710644055
i'll bite...
is that a shit meme because he already won one
>>710643999
Fug
Trump dies
all movies must have at least one superhero in it and be part of a cinematic universe
God announces himself to the world and then banishes all /b/tards to hell
>>710644055
where do you live?
compulsory sibling incest law passed for all non-ugly people
Jews and muslims exterminate each other.
21 savage, after many heated presidential debates, wins the presidential election, only narrowly beating taylor swift
Hilary dies
Hawaii becomes New japan
Potato farm in angola becomes 27% more efficient than it is now.
>>710644146
reroll for /z/ and that guy
Moot buys reddit
>>710644152
Yes. He needs moar
>/b/ first conquers the other boards on 4chan
>literally only board on 4chan is /b/
>/b/ raids tumblr because fuck SJWs
>Tumblr is gone
>/b/ gets bored and goes after twitter
>twitter shuts down for a year for fear of /b/
>/b/tards get it in their head they're pretty powerful
>attacks facebook
>facebook has been waiting for this
>begun - the meme wars will.
rollin'
>>710644215
Reroll.
>>710643221
Trump loses
Every non african american kills themself
Cars fly
cuckold porn is banned
>>710643993
>>710644169
i tried so hard
Africa wiped off the map, colonized by europe
>>710643221
feminism has destroyed all that is male, now the world consists of faggots and faggots.
>>710644146
roll
/b/ is shit
>>710643221
4chan dies
>>710644299
finally
injecting yourself in the brain with liquid dogshit found to cure all known diseases
Some one will finally get those dastardly Jews
>>710644299
Aw yis.
Black people turn white
>>710644146
roll
Yellowstone ejaculates death on North America.
>>710643951
>>710644028
Rolling for these to divide by zero
And this happens >>710643953
>>710644288
ha cunt, already taken
can't stump the trump
a new worldwide law is put in place so that all females upon birth are given surgery to become futas
having a penis is illegal, men must have the cut off or suffer a 30 year prison sentence
White people turn black
>>710644363
White people turn black
phillipines destroyed by mega hurricane, africa and arabia re colonized by europe and america
white men realize they are obsolete and kill themselves. nig nogs rule the world.
Trump gets assassinated
>>710644410
>>710644414
White people turn black
Mexico disapear from Earth
>>710644402
Trump shot in the chest during speech
>>710644055
>>710644299
The best thing ever since Hitler
Tom Cruise comes out of the closet, reveals himself to be moot's gay lover
Trump receives a concussion after a piece of his tower falls on him.
>>710643221
Man allows cloning/DNA replacation and Abraham Lincoln is brought back to existence
Every race and ethnicity except the asian and white is exterminated and all men become very passable transgender boys making all of humanity feminine
America is renamed "Trumpland"
Gets nuked
>>710643221
Aliens come to earth and eliminate all niggers
jesus returns and all 4chan atheists realize the christian spammer was right.
>>710644513
Man already does that, you dingus.
A-10 warthog decommissioned and replaced by A-164
Michael jackson clon
Star Wars XXXIV releases.
>>710644528
roll
Jesus comes back to end 4chan
>>710644474
all of history is rewinded to the pre-neolithic era of human development
AI and designer babies make human kind obsolete.
moot found dead in a swimming pool full of negro semen, AIDS and diarrhea
Michael jackson clon clon
>>710644577
NOOOOO
1T get on /b/
Hillary and Trump have a threesome with Putin
jesus returns to earth and hes black. all white are exterminated via holy fire.
>>710643221
Scandinavia is now a muslim territory
Trump dinasty continues to rein on the world
>>710644577
there you go wanker
>>710644605
rerollin til this happens
friendly aliens visit earth
EFG makes a comeback as cyber-EFG
reddit is made illegal
>>710644605
rereroll
I get a qt virgin gf
God will come down to earth to fight Satan.
>>710644719
Reroll
>>710643221
the >>>/b/lue klansnan is a better meme then pepe
people will finally realize that there are only 2 genders and that batman is better than superman and being a faggot is fucking gay
Your mom
Apple buys the planet and transform all of it's inhabitants into mind slaves™
>>710644588
reroll
>>710644299
Fucking finally no someone roll for dick d8 thread banned
Caturday becomes a world holiday and anyone who does not celebrate it is executed on national television
Zombie apocalypse
>>710644654
Roll
All religions amalgamate into one Jewislamcatholaianity
>>710644719
>>710644742
Reroll pleaseeee.
mecha-Mother Theresa attacks downtown Tokyo
>>710644803
Roll for this
>>710644765
ROLL
Titanic 2 is released straight to dvd grossing over 5 billion dollars making it the highest grossing movie of all time.
Trump reveals being a transexual.
Yamcha goes super saiyan
>>710644588
roll
muhammad returns to earth and islam is revealed as an objective truth.
Masutatsu Oyama reincarnated
>>710644803
roll
>>710644780
Dominican Republic conquere the Americas
McJewburgers
Pedo/furry/mlp is banned everywhere world wide punishable by death
>>710644896
reroll
>>710644765
rolling
>>710644804
reroll
>>710644911
OH SHIT
Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling is thought at schools worldwide.
>>710644926
Reroll
>>710644911
KEK 9/11
>>710644911
HOLY FUCKING 911 BATMAN
blacks take over the world. They enslave the whitey and fuck their wives and daughters.
>>710644678
reroll
HItler Zombie fights back
>>710644980
Reroll
>>710644561
Not for humans and its only been done on sheep/farm animals as far as we know publicly
the pepe market crashes and trillions of pepe wizards lose their jobs.
>>710645018
Reroll
>>710644999
>>710645000
WHAT IS LIFE
CONSEC TRIPS
The worst mass shooting in U.S. history occurs
If atheists don't believe in god because it isn't proven then they must also think that no one else but themselves are conscious because you can't proof that either.
>>710643221
race war
>>710643221
Humanity will auto-extinct.
>>710644999
>>710644678
we were already told to fuck off for being space nigger, we like the moon
Nothing happens
We find out muhammad is a faggot who sucks dick on a daily basis.
>>710644869
mecha-Mother Theresa defeated by nuclear robot Osamazilla
CIVIL WAR
>>710644911
911!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>710643221
moot comes back
>>710644911
INSIDE JOB
>>710644926
erm klk
>>710644588
rerol
Cows disapear
/b/ loses their virginity and promptly leaves /b/
Rape is legal
Easy to use male birth control becomes readily available.
A biological weapon is launched into orbit. It sprinkles down a incurable virus that swiftly kills all SWJs, Niggers, Jews, and anyone who isnt Cisgendered and white.
America returns to 50's era society where women stay in the kitchen and men do the work.
America's economy fixes itself and is no longer in debt
Rest of world slowly starts buying from america causing them to be in debt
America becomes the one true global super power and takes over the planet.
World peace.
Hitler is pardoned by the world for doing nothing wrong
trump becomes president of the world and changes his name to hitler
Woman disapear
everyone fucking died
Everyone gets space aids
Spider man is a god of time and space and usa
children scientifically proven to be sexy af
...and there you have it, folks. That's your future. I hope you all enjoy it.
>>710643221
After millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.
>>710645270
rollin
Black Hole Sun... in my ass.
>>710645218
Holy shit this was well thought out.
Rerolling for this shit.
Man disapear
India conquers china
>>710645236
rolll
A secret resistance group in the caliphate of germanistan revives Hitler and begins to take europe back for the Aryan Masterrace.
yes
some fat guy blows a big fart bubble in the bath
>>710645301
reroll
>>710644765
pepe is kill
somebody once told me the roll is gonna world me
Everyones Dick gets bigger
>>710645299
alright boys we got 1 year to convert to islam
lets go
>>710644765
FUC ING DUBS
the start of the end
>>710644765
ROLL TO KILL NIGGERS
>>710643221
Middle-east rules the world
>>710645301
rereroll
i am dead
4chan wont be great until 3000 ?
>>710645431
i'm already a Muslim
Proof of god is finally found. God turns out to being giant cuckhold trap faggot so we we sacrifice moot and world is saved
>>710643588
well done sir
>>710643221
Kanye West admits he is a little bit of a dick
pizza
i dont care
>>710645618
*sandnigger
FIFY
>>710645299
ANOTHER ONE
4chan version starts existing on Mars, being controlled by weebs
>>710645299
we need another universe OP, this one is fucked up
>>710643221
Chicago Bears win the world series in an astounding turn of events.
>>710643221
Worldwide Communist Revolution
>>710643221
USA adopt Juche ideology
>>710643221
A Jen lLw's private bukkake party video got leaked
>>710643221
Russia takes over the Baltics
>>710643221
blacks are deported back to africa
>>710643221
Slovenia become the sole geopolitical superpower in the world
>>710643221
Israel nuke the Mecca and 50 arab cities, then launch a new Shoah against muslims
>>710644911
LOL
Anal Annihilation
>>710643221
A cat named Lenin become the first cat elected president of the USA
>>710643221
A satanic world government
trump is a 4chan admin
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW BREAD WITH BLANK
>>710643221
Heterosexuality is made illegal, faggotry become the legal norm
>>710643221
Maos grave starts playing classical music and after three days sails into space
>>710643221
Second coming of Karl Marx
OP won't be a faggot
White men will be transferred to camps.
>>710643221
Means of production are seized, porkies are killed, workers of the world unite
>>710643221
Trump and Hillary bang
>>710648033
Oh fuck
4chan reborn in union with 9gag
>>710643221
Soviet Union 2.0
>>710648188
OMG those faggots
memes become the only form of cummunication
>>710643221
A regular human's drive for surplus-consumption of resources makes half a metre of farmland irredeemably intoxicated with horticultural chemicals per human being
Race war begin, and world is cleased from niggers and shitskins
>>710643221
we all die
rare pepes become universal currency
assassination of hillary
>>710643221
Anita sarkeesian is the first woman elected president of the United State (on the promise to stem endemic rape)
>>710644911
/b becomes good
>>710648511
DELET THIS
I get superpowers
