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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Reply to this post or you will have sleep paralysis.
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ayyyy
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>>710641061
AYYYLMAO
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>>710641061
NO
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>>710641061
sad
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>>710641061
Eyy Lmao
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>>710641061
Yolo
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not many people are replying, gonna be in a lot of people's bedrooms tonight
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>>710641061
ayy not cool
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Pls no
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>>710641061
nope
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ayy
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Yey me
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ayyy lmao
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>>710641061
but i love aliens :(
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>>710641061
Ayyyy
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Ufo-king loser
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>>710641061
k
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This is cruel
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>>710641061
kkk
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>>710641061
>>710641061
>>710641061
silly alien
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>>710641061
no u!
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fuck this thread
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ayy
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>>710641061
fine
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Kek
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ayyyyyyy
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plz no
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>>710641061
k m8
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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ok
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p
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Fuck
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>>710641061
asshole. i have a phobia. get dead motherfucker, and also that fucking movie.
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I've had sleep paralysis AMA
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>>710641061
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>>710641061
Naw
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>>710641061
Posting
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>>710641061
sup
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>>710646046
how do you discern between dream and reality?
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>>710641061
POSTING NO RISK
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>>710641061
OK _:_
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>>710641061
space nigger
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fuck
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k
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.
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>>710641061
Not taking the risk
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ma nigga
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the fuck
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>>710641061
k
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lmao I already get that
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What kind of threat is that ma nigga
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>>710641061
ayyy
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>>710641061
dasdasdfa
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>>710641061
aaayyyyy lmaaaaaoooooooaooaooaoaoa
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no I won't
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>>710641061
Op is a homosexual
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Fug
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>>710641061
Fuck you
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Ayylmao
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>>710641061
Fuck You
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fuck you
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>>710641061
fuck
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>>710641061
Ok
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gr8
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they don't want us on the moon
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Not risking
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none of this is real
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>>710641061
Ayylmao
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>>710641061
I already get it once a month or so. It is scary but if you learn about it then it helps.
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it's a narrative produced by the media and overactive imaginations
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No u
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im good thx
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lmao
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well fuck you
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>>710641061
ayy lmao
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noo
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I actually want sleep paralysis so joke is on you
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>>710652398
holy fuk look last time pc took so much time to load a picture was 12 years ago
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>>710641061
fuck off
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huh
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fag
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But y
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Aliens are Chinks from Future!
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dangit
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>>710641061
i hate /b/
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>>710641061
nu
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I usually watch kids videos
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>>710641061
Just kill me already, you fag
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>>710641061
It's not something that you can't live with, but here goes my reply.
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>>710641061
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>710641061
Lmao
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Gay man
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cunt
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Bush did 7/11
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>>710641061
Jokes on you I love sleep paralysis.
wait
god damnit
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poop
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I'll have it anyway so I won't have to post in this th-
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Need immunity doge for sleep paralysis threads plz :(
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>>710641061
Fug
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>>710641061
ok
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>>710641061
Ayyy lamo
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Fukk
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fuck you
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>>710641061
Well
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>>710641061
I get it most nights anyway
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ehh
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well shit
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>>710641061
fck
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>>710641061
K
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Ffffff
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h
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>>710641061
shit
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>>710641061
ayy lmaooooo
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Hi
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fuck my boi pucci hard daddy
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>>710641061
wow, you humans sure are scared, this thread is over 3 hours old

well, if you happen to see this pic you better reply with "come in peace" or so help me god I will personally stand in the corner of your bedroom and watch you
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>>710641061
pls give me sleep paralysis despite
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>>710660029
cum in my boi pucci
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Ayy lmao
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Frig
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Lel
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>>710641061
a
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>>710641061
goddamn it i do not want sp
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>>710641061
fuck you
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.
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>>710641061
heck
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Yay lmao
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>>710641061
this fucker
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Creamy
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>>710641061
kek
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>>710641061
ayyylmao
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>>710641061
Ayyylmao
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>>710641061
fuck you
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so scerd
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Fag
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k
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Nope
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Hell naw bitch fuck off with that gay shit nighuh
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>>710641061
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>>710641061
wew lad
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>>710662848
it seems ive been double crossed
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>>710641061
Fuck you, dude
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>>710660029
Come in peace
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>>710641061
Jokes on you, I sleep on my stomach
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christ
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>>710641061
ayy lmao
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>>710641061
I kicked your mom's face
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>>710641061
i will not
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>>710641061
noooooooo
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>>710641061
ok
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>>710641061
Hotdog
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fuck that
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o fuk
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4 hours, this pleases me
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>>710641061
No thanks
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>>710641061
chekeum
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>>710641061
fuckin hell anon
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>>710641061
papa sleeps well tonight
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>>710641061
fuck that, shit is horrifying.
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>>710641061
No u
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Sheit
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f
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Looks like AyyLamo's Mexican cousin.
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>>710641061
Ima sleep so well
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>>710641061
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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>>710641061
Plz no
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>>710641061
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kys
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>>710641061
Fuck off ayylmao
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>>710641061
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ayyy
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Plz no
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>>710641061
>Anonymous 11/05/16(Sat)14:57:18 No.710
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Shit nigha pls no
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ayyy
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Nigga
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My phone is broken
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>>710641061
had it before, not that scary when you know what it is. i had seen a documentary about it a year or so before it happened. i woke up and couldn't move. first i got scared, but because i was lucid, i remembered the documentary and was like "aw shit, so this is what it's like. this shit is really uncomfortable." i was very light sensitive, so just the smallest light seemed like a fucking torch being lit right into my eyes. then i tried to move, but fell a sleep again. happened again later and i was like "oh, this shit again. let's see if i can move if i try really hard." it didn't work, and i fell asleep again.

not scary when you're a rational person who understands what is happening.
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Ayye
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>>710666879

are you sure that's all that happened though?

i mean you fell back asleep both times, maybe because that's what they wanted

maybe it was your mind trying to cope with the trauma of being abducted
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dit is nu nederdraad
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>>710646046
did you see any creatures? did you fly?
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>>710641061
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>>710667264
Kanker
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>>710660186
technically that would be bestiality.
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>>710641061
no thanks
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>>710641061
reply
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>>710663178
i used to be into ufo and shit as a teenager... haven't thought about it in like 15 years. just realized how retarded that pic is.
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ok but you gotta see this
http://www.buttmouthproductions.com/asshole-song/
#trumpsassholeanthem
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fuck off
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>>710641952
where was this alium from?
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>>710641061
ok
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fine
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>>710641061
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Fuck you
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>>710641061
1/10 made me reply
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>>710641061
¯\_( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)_/¯
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Well fuck
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>>710641061
All hail the alien overlords
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>>710668058

communion
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No ffs
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>>710641061
Grant me the ability to cause sleep paralysis, thanks.
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>>710641061
Super ayyyy lmao
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>>710641061
uuu
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>>710641061
first of those threads that's actually good
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pls no
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ayyyyyy.........
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SAVE ME
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>>710641061
Let's not.
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>>710641061
noo aye
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>>710641061
Save mei.
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>>710641061
pls no
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fuck
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I dont fuck with sleep paralysis
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>>710641061

Ayyy
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yeet
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>>710641061
Le mayo
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>>710641061
kmao
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>>710641061
>>710641952
>>710660029
>>710665367

come in peace


That Communion movie.
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Ayyyyyyyyy lmao
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Please do not visit me again aliens.
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>>710641061
fuk that
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>>710641061
f
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ayyy
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>>710641061
No
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>>710641061
Pls no.
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Tfw you already have sleep paralysis
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>>710641061
fk u
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>>710662848
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>>710641061
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>>710641061
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>>710641061
FAGGT DO IT
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Ok
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>>710641061
I have narcolepsy. I have sleep paralysis often.
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NOPE.AVI
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Ugh. Asshole
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>>710641061
oooo
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>>710641061
dont abduct me and shove you thick, metal, probe up my tiight, white, ass.
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ayy lmao
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ayy nigga
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Nigger
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Pls No
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>>710641061
K
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Fck
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Nah
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>>710641061
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>>710641061
ayy
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>>710641061
No Thanks
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>>710641061
nigger
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Fuck off OP
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>>710641061
pls no
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>>710641061
Ay lebanon
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>>710641061
lmao
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>>710641061
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
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>>710641061
Ayyye
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>>710641061
haha jokes on you im not going to sleep
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>>710641061

It's funny because a couple of time i had sleep paralysis and i didnt have to reply in any thread. This is how it was from me.

You are in a semi-comatose state,where you are aware of your circumnstances,but you feel like floating. Than,you want to wake up because,you have things to do,but something invisible like,a huge pression is keeping you down on the bed,and what terrible,is that you try with all of your strenght to the point were you can feel the fatigue,but you can't just move a single arm. It feels terrible because you have to give up,and you have this strange sensation of suffocating while grasping desperatly to wake up,wich you do afterwards,but in absolute panic,because you don't know what the fuck happend.

At least,this is how i felt last time. If you feel any of these symptoms while sleeping,wel..i've got bad new for you!
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>>710641061
disgusting
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>>710641061
Fuck that shit
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>>710671141
lies.
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Not gonna risk it
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Ayylmao
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Pls no
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>>710641061
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I ain't going to sleep
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>>710641061
Scree
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>>710641061
fu
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R
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>Ok
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>>710670270

that might be good for these people if the sleep paralysis alium was a curse

which it is not, the alium is real and he will visit you in the middle of night, stand in corner of your bedroom and stare at you while you are unable to move or scream
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I've had sleep paralysis twice, first time I saw little gnome looking shadow things and the second time I was scared shitless. I saw this giant beast thing crawl through my window and just stand over whispering stuff. Never have been more spooped in my life
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>>710641061
fuck you you faggot
Why do I reply? I saved the curse braking doggo?
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>>710641061
Cff
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>>710671733

but it's not a curse
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Ayy lmao
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>>710671816
a curse and faggotory like this thread is the same.
Now only bananas and gayporn are missing to make this one of the cancer threads that are the reason this website is dying and having adds all over the place when adblocker is disabled.
This is becoming 9gag, only more shitty.
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>>710641061
nah pls
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Ok
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>>710672471

you should probably stay awake tonight
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ALIENS!
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lmaonese
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kek
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Ayy
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>>710641061
k
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ok
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>>710641061
k
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I just watched the movie "The Nightmare", it was pretty good
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2late m8
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>>710641061
Noo
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>>710641061
fug
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just in case..
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Was good pplls
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I succumb to my fear again
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Fox is on the case
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>>710641061
no
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