Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
>>710599094
MODS MODS MODS
>>710599094
wtf is this psychotic shit?!
This is fucking brutal!!!
>>710601333
Getting rekt
>>710599094
What is that cactus or fiberglass?
>>710601605
"so why did you come to the emergency room today, sir?"
"I broke my wrist punching my girlfriend in the pussy"
>>710601630
There's gotta be a story here other than just: niggers.
>>710601714
little shit deserved it
>>710601892
Dude. Don't doubt the broad span of the explanation "niggers." Just yesterday a nigger that I had to give a ride called 911 because he said he "needed some extra security" while talking to his ex's father.
>>710601333
>>710601365
Are you 12?
>>710602044
Wtf grandma do
>>710601630
> Does it say "Nigatron" on his t-shirt?
>>710602210
WHEN THE SHIT KEEPS PILING UP, GET A SHOVEL
>>710602210
Story?
>>710602391
Talk about throwing like a girl.
>>710602370
Not a ylyl thread but lost
>>710602190
what the fuck did that bitch do to deserve that rekting anyway?
>>710602190
All I took away from this is that asians have really nice hair
>>710602243
I hope she isn't a mother
>>710602190
please do you have the link? I want to reference the video itself to an exercice
thank you
>>710602380
Bitches were fighting, then this. False internet rumor went out that shovel girl died. That's about it.
>>710602380
Redhead is druggy and the two trailer trash it up. There's a YouTube video. Look up shovel girl. Also there's a news article about how she got internet famous.
>>710602067
Was waiting for the gun to go off and kill someone, was very disappointed.
>>710602271
Probably got to close in his opinion, when maybe he wanted to pay by card or something
>>710602210
Why is it always the trashiest people that have those box car scions?
>>710602794
Those kids are trash
>>710601649
>>710601605
>>710601630
Feels so good to see women thinking they're invincible getting their ass kicked>>710601605
>>710601630
>>710602243
Kek of the year:DD wtf woman
>>710602794
Taekwondo is brutal!
And at that age.
No wonder those asians beat us in every fight
>>710602911
Damn now thats rekt
>911 checked
>>710602047
it's me right now.
>>710602954
What's the story here? Who was the guy?
>>710602954
>tail wagging
it's fine, it will walk it off
>>710602271
she was harassing him but getting way too close to him
>>710602954
They'd kick your ass faggot
>>710602391
Either way that was a nice dive.
>>710602911
what.a.little.bitch
>>710602047
damn
>>710601630
Damn son. Equality's a bitch
>>710603239
I hate niggers so much
>>710602911
911 lmao
>>710603239
Coming after a cop that already has his gun drawn, and then suddenly moving the hand out of sight into sight like he's either gonna swing or throw something up close.
Like I'm gonna feel sorry for this nigger.
>>710602137
ahahaha
>>710603446
reaching behind into his waistband as if he's got a gun or knife back there
>>710601751
Made me chuckle
>>710602019
wow... that's enough to kill people
hope the kid is allright
>>710603550
Yeah, no kidding. Just a nigger being a nigger I guess. The rest just chimp out or go for virtue points on social media.
>>710603239
Could someone that faggot shaun king?
>>710603239
Holy shit, anyone who watches this and believes that kid shouldn't have been shot is 100% braindead.
>>710601668
Awesome.
>>710603661
It's a well known fact that chimps have more funtional brains that niggers
>>710603431
love how he just accepts defeat
"this is my life now"
>>710601960
mismatch.
>>710602954
>lol lets let the dog try and bite the cop
they deserved it
I do feel bad for the dog the but the sorrow of it's owner was deserved
>>710602047
fuck the ufc generation.
>>710603862
It probably just ran out the door you autist
>>710602954
I'd kick a dog charging at me in the throat. I don't know you or your fucking animal
what? you'd rather let it bite me and then I get to sue you for a million dollars?
>>710603862
Agreed.
I like dogs but gotta have them under control.
>>710603653
Could someone kill* that faggot shaun king?
>>710603239
This retard was coming at a cop who had his gun drawn and was moving backwards. Then he makes a motion like he is about to grab a weapon from his lower back.
Natural selection has done its job.
>>710603932
If they have a dog like that then fucking keep it under control. They even have a camera to see outside. You don't let your fucking dog rush a stranger at your front door
>>710604131
>accidents never happen, you should have 100% control over everything at all times!
>>710601593
porcupine I think.
>>710604134
aww cats are so cute. someone crop out that whore toying her stupid cunt with an imitation dick
>>710604096
very cost effective too, only took a couple dollars of ammo
>>710604196
Your dog, yes. Knock at the door, or door bell? You fucking know your dog is going to god damn be there. It's NEVER not going to be at the door when someone comes.
This isn't some unpredictable freak occurrence, it's a dog. To not have your hand on its collar or to put it in a room before answering is stupidity.
>>710601605
Gran Her by the pussy
>>710604196
Nice exaggeration. How did you jump from
>responsible pet owner
to
>all powerful god king of the universe
?
>>710604196
Given that it looked like 2 rich disgusting teenagers
They probably didn't try very hard to make it not an accident
>>710603845
i'm pretty sure his hits matched his head
>>710604134
>>710604240
look at those cute kitties on her shirt. awwwww
>>710602163
Love seeing snooki yettinh punched
>>710602888
nice hat & triple!
>>710602954
why does their front door open outward instead of inward?
Rekt threads are not cool, how would it feel if it happen to you?
>>710602137
Awful form
>>710601630
he punches like a sissy.
>>710604467
I've gotten the shit kicked out of me several times
Felt sort of bad, I guess? You get over it.
>>710603862
>Bite the cop
1. He goes for his gun before that dog is even out of the door.
2. That dog didn't even manage to touch him (much less bite) until well after it was fucking shot
3. That dog wasn't even up to that man's knees, even if it had hostile intent, it would barely make him bleed, much less be doing any damage that would matter.
>>710604131
Yeah, keep that domesticated, indoor, pet bred dog under fucking control.
I'm not saying you fucks are completely wrong, but I can't sit idly by and just witness this level of autism.
>>710604467
this is a learn for life thread.
lessons learned, i am staying at home. and when not possible to stay home, i definitley won't get in touch with blacks and will not travel to shithole countries. also keep my eyes open in traffic.
thx rekt threads. you saved my life.
>>710604524
Good enough to beat a woman!
>>710602067
army hikes, u can use your rifle to help you up.
>>710601751
If only this was a YLYL...
[LOST]
>>710602047
stupid niggers and their worldstar bullshit
>>710602613
Rip in pieces sweet doggo
>>710604687
>i smell a nigger
>>710602243
>women are better parents
lol
>>710602271
This white cis scum female predator was about to rape this innocent man.
>>710603239
>it's just a prank bro
I can tell you're all fish lipped niggers by all the fight videos and female abuse videos. Very telling, pretty funny
>>710601333
Putang ina mo Eran
>>710602954
noooo doggy
>>710604913
>Mother is mestizo and might be nigger (rape baby, unknown father)
>Dad was white, but never there
>All living and dead sibling and their families were black as fuck
>I literally know no other white people that I'm related to
Close but no cigar, it's just their stench that sticks.
>>710603239
niggers
>>710604983
YAGA
>>710605108
Who the fuck poured that shit?
>>710602271
Looking at the PDQT/POST as he was typing his PIN - i would have done the same.
>>710604483
Not really. Feet planted at the center, legs bent enough to push weight forward; pretty much sumo style.
You must be a rugby fan.
>>710604201
A porcupine is kind of like an animal cactus
>>710602391
women are idiots, can't even get out of the way properly...
>>710604983
yeah thats not the first time he's pulled her hair
>>710605532
no it is awful form. you should be able to touch grass whenever you want. if he played sports with locked knees and flat feet he would be in the hospital within a week
that being said, if he had been in a good stance he would have given her a concussion
>>710605108
>women are idealistic creatures we need to protect
if it was a man getting rekt you wouldn't say diddly
now quit putting pussy on a pedestal
>>710601630
So fucking satisfying
>>710605686
Are you retarded? Niggers like beating women
>>710602962
So so so fucking true
>>710605473
Yeah, why even bother talking to a fragile old person that might be senile and not even aware of the fact she's bothering him.
Kys, fucking autist.
>>710604687
1: Dogs bark, and when they're about to attack, they snarl. Usually before they get to you.
2: As if you're going to wait for the fucking snarling, angry dog to bite you before you shoot it.
3: That animal is perfectly large enough to be capable of harming a human being. In fact, the scottish terrier, a much smaller dog breed than that, has teeth comparable to a german shepard, and the bite force of a doberman. The larger dog in the video is perfectly capable of ripping apart a man's calf with ease if it were allowed to.
Additionally, if you're not a compete moron, your animal should be well adjusted and/or trained enough to not just attack people that come through the front door. If your animal does do this, YOU are the one at fault, for improperly caring for your pet.
>>710605792
Because you totally wouldn't be able to tell if you were there in person.
>>710601714
That's what I love about cats
They love you until you give them a reason not to
>>710605108
learn how to pour a beer /b/ro
>>710602391
That's not REKT!!! >:(
JUST LIKE THE OTHER CANCER POSTED HERE AND WAS DECLARED AS REKT. >>>:((((
way too many sensitive pussies in the rekt thread today
>>710605997
>710606014
>>710606014
Right on - REKT not FEELS
>>710601605
He learn how to disable a female rapist.
>>710603239
>Act like you got a weapon
>Expect cop to wait and see if you actually do and fire it at them
>Cop doesn't and shoots
>Racist
>>710602067
>1 trainee
>6 Trainers
could be a porn actually
>>710602643
she already looks like an old druggie slut
gotta start young i guess
>>710602067
I would like to hear the version with sound
>>710601649
leg swipe = gentleman
>>710602643
MODS MODS !!!
>>710605792
Enjoy your empty account you sjw wanker.
>>710605888
Sorry but you're wrong, if someone comes on to your property without permission and are bitten by your dog you are not being an irresponsible dog owner. That officer was in street clothes, not uniform, he could have been anyone.
>>710605742
Everybody likes beating women if they have a pair of balls between their legs. They are not more sensitive. They are not less than males. They are not special. They are humans, like you and me, and treating them like they can't get their asses kicked is wrong
>>710605838
why are mexicans so completely dehumanized?
see, i can totally understand killing someone in self-defense as the ultimate last resort,
but torturing and mutilating someone like this is so beyond fucked up and degenerate.
wtf is wrong with these people?
>>710605997
Agreed, newfags don't know the difference between rekt/gore/ylyl, lame ass shit on here.
Going to another chan if they don't fuck off soon.
(I am that fucking lazy and drunk right now)
>>710605888
1. If that dog was barking and snarling when it ran out the door, I'm pretty sure that cat would have gotten it's shit scared BEFORE the gunshot.
2. If it's small enough to be picked up by it's collar with ease, you might as well let it bight you, then pick it up. You can get a nice lawsuit or something out of it. Murdering it before it has done diddly shit, however, puts you on the bad end of the lawsuit.
3. Oh yeah? Really? This dog bred to hunt and fight animals from the get-go is vicious enough to hurt people, so there's no way this bigger dog that was basically bred to be a social dog for rich women since the mid-1800's ISN'T more dangerous? Sorry, but that's so inconceivably wrong. They have about 4 teeth that might even be able to get through that man's clothes, much less "rip apart his calf if it's allowed to." Not to mention, who the fuck is going to allow it to? That man is perfectly capably of stopping that dog with his bare hands.
Don't argue with me using unfounded facts derived from baseless comparisons. Not only is that wholly retarded, but I'll be damned if I let it work.
>>710606711
>bight
Sorry for my temporary lapse into the deeper levels of autism, but you know what I meant.
>>710603239
Retarded beyond belief
>>710604134
TOO CUTE
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>>710606711
>>710606771
I forgot to finish as well. Fuck, am I being stupid right now.
A dog that attacks strangers (not saying this one did) on your property is not only correctly doing one of the main things dogs are generally intended to do, but that man did NOT go through the front door. That being said, the dogs behavior has little merit to suggest its quality of care, so much as it's quality of training. Not that it would need training so long as it is a generally friendly animal, which this particular breed, the french bulldog, is pretty notorious for being.
There, I think I'm done now.
>>710606711
You are not going to risk being bit by a fucking bulldog for some nigger domestic violence call. If it was a pitbull I'd say he should have emptied the clip on it but it's a slightly less dangerous bull dog
>>710605838
all i want to know is, what the fuck is it thats stuck in his neck/face/chest
>>710603041
get lost wow reddit faggot
>>710602101
Holy fuck..... literally beat her stupid. Anyone know if she died >_>
>>710606677
Check out some articles online re: the mexican drug cartels
Also there are many similar acts of violence being committed in other politically unstable parts of the world
>>710607103
See
>>710607093
the relevant part of my rant
And thank you for at least making a reasonable comparison.
>>710601605
Johnny Cage wins
>>710604363
pls stop discrimination against rich folks
>>710602355
kek
>>710602019
This one always give me chills
>>710602938
Bottle flip champion over here
Hold on to your stomachs
>>710607745
This one actually make me the most physically uncomfortable because it's the only one I actually know the discomfort of.
>>710606711
>2. If it's small enough to be picked up by it's collar with ease, you might as well let it bight you, then pick it up.
jesus christ dude it's as if you have no knowledge of the real world or anything
gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you're a fucking idiot
>>710606134
Don't cut yourself on that edge
Here's another doggy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0cItu58orc
>>710601960
Looked like they were about to start making out...
>>710602954
Dumb bitches should have secured the dog before opening the damn door
>>710607855
Was I referring to you? Was I referring to me? No, I was referring to a physically fit and trained officer versus a small, domesticated, and friendly breed of dog.
Sorry, but how much time would the officer need to prepare without a gun to make sure he didn't die.
Wasn't aware that he was a fucking child.
>>710607996
And longer video of other doggy
https://youtu.be/B-7LUNIMM0E
>>710603408
Arturo Gotti
>>710602118
Her face is priceless
Wimmin want equality, think they can punch men in the face and have zero consequences
>>710605655
Smart lad here folks
>>710602210
Fucking love that one.
>>710604459
Probably tired of the cops kicking it in all the time.
>>710608216
No, but seriously, could someone who is less of a fucking autist try arguing with me please? You know, using facts? Logical reasoning?
I don't want to believe that the dog was wrongly shot, but when the only ones telling me otherwise are emotional, opinion-laden autists who don't know how to use google before they spew their tardism, it gets kinda hard.
>>710602613
why would you put that on there
like fuck bro why
thats so sad
>>710605902
Ehh. They tolerate you until you give them a reason not to.
>>710608222
checked. Arturo Gatti vs Joey Gamache
>>710603239
obviously suicide by cop
>>710606677
This is just the cartel. Judging an entire race by their criminals is beyond stupid. It's like calling white people disgusting after hearing about school shootings.
>>710602391
I seriously dont get how someone could possibly fuck that up...
>>710606471
So you're saying the dog attacked him because of his lack of uniform? doggos work mostly by smell and can smell cops not wearing a uniform.
>>710608507
you have to tone down the snark and anime pictures so people have hope that you arent an autismo who will unreasonably believe youve won.
>>710608598
its a rekt thread dont be a fucking pussy
>>710601892
Well the other guy was white
>>710602391
This bitch went the promethius school of running away from shit.
I think this is a typical case of racism. If these dogs were white they would never have been shot.
>>710608278
I can't exactly know what it was without sound, but I think it was a setup thing. "Let's see how hard I can punch!" and she turned out to be weak as shit.
>>710603431
We all know he got back up and ate the shit outta those cheetos for embarrasing him like that
>>710601960
>>710602047
I'm 6' 0" and 130kg and seeing these guy punch on makes me feel pathetic.
Really need to start training.
>>710609056
Fiiiiine. I'll use less sass and different kinds of pictures.
>>710599094
sick fuck, how can you even post that shit on a family board
>>710605902
are u retarded?
>>710609275
why do people do this so much in china?
>>710609205
did he fucking die
>>710609298
topkek
Niggers
>>710608507
No point is trying to argue with a retarded weeaboo who thinks picking up a dog that's trying to bite you is some easy feat like pic related
>>710606471
They were clearly referring to the amount of inclination the owners would have based on the appearance of the stranger.
>>710603239
Hahaha he deserved it. What did the nigger expect?
>>710609116
Lost to filename and I'm a spic
>>710601668
"Look out you stupid cunt!"
"Huh?"
*thud*
>>710609353
God, I hope so.
>>710601668
here's defenition of rekt
>>710603239
What the fuck was that stupid chimp doing? Pretending to have a gun while a cop is pointing his gun at you? No wonder niggers are always getting killed by cops.
>>710609566
Fake. The apples should all go in the same direction.
>>710601751
She looks like fucking voldemort
>>710609543
>>710609382
http://www.wikihow.com/Pick-up-a-Dog-Properly
>Trying to bite you
Is that what I fucking said? No, I said after it bit you. If you don't flail your leg around like a fucking retard, then the most the dog generally does is try to pull or shake. The don't start fucking pac-manning your leg, they bite, then they do their best to not let go while trying to do damage.
Arguments with what I actually said are also preferable, though I did, admittedly, forget to specify that one.
>>710602366
Love seeing Expire lyrics in here 10/10
>>710602067
>>710606112
>>710606255
>yfw it's a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta6MQNz9e-0
>>710603239
Thank God 1 Nigger less
>>710609335
>Bro if I make it over this fence bro you gotta suck my dick bro
>bro I'll totally suck your dick if you fuck it up too
>Roller blades bro
>>710609151
Ok, Cinemasins.
>>710609849
Hahaha
>>710609116
>filename
>>710607745
positively revolting, I've lost my appetite and you've spoiled my mood for the remainder of this week. Good day, sir!
>>710601147
Now that's a beard
>>710609331
Because they live in a third world shithole.
They have to put suicide nets around their factories
>>710609715
You're argument is retarded for even letting the dog bite you
but excuse me for assuming by whut yuu fuckin seyd picking the dog up by the collar like that's feasible and a dog that's bitten you is still trying to bite you asshat
why don't you get something to block it's mouth with like say a piece of clothing so you can gag it so it won't bite you
christ you're retarded
pick it up by the collar fucking seriously?
>>710602101
Yes she died. This is what it looks like when your brain stops working
>>710601649
Mr. Miyagi taught him how to sweep
>>710609558
lawl clearly not a fan of Newton's Third Law
>>710601694
Kek
>>710604459
for fires.
>>710601960
Boondocks "a nigget moment"
>>710601714
Kek
>>710602391
for anyone curious, throwing grenades can be difficult from people with small hands.
when you remove the pin, the spring is able to place pressure onto the lever. the way she was taught to hold the grenade is with the lever in the crook of the hand. When she went to throw the grenade, it slipped free too early in her throw and hit the sandbags.
this is training, she made a mistake throwing something that's awkward and she was learning. the real fuckup is the secondary instructor failed to make it to his pit, and then looked at the grenade as it exploded. he almost certainly recieved shrapnel to his face, which could have blinded him.
I don't remember the ranges of injury/death for a standard grenade is, and i'm not in the american military so I don't remember what they through. I think it was the M33 or 67.
>>710610153
that's hot. i wonder if she has a boyfriend
>>710609586
That's what I love about rams. They love you until you give them a reason not to
>>710610123
guys are so stupid
>>710609603
That's what I love about escalators. They love you until you give them a reason not to
>>710601751
>>710601736
>>710602794
>>710602911
B R U T A L
>>710610276
>>710610082
we can call this a win for humanity
>>710610304
I love how they aimed for the flag first.
>>710607171
a machete
>>710607171
his face
>>710610343
that's not stupid, that's a tragedy. there was nothing good going to happen from strapping yourself into a swivel chair and using a leaf blower or whatever. beached whales are a sadness
>>710602163
The lesson she learned today: don't get in someone's face unless you plan to fight
>>710609127
be fat and have out shape
zero upper body strenght
want to be the center of attention
>>710602954
Poor dog died wagging its tail
Probably a dmt release
>>710610040
Did I say letting it bite you wasn't retarded? I didn't say the choice that man made was wrong, but I am saying it was far from the best one.
That dog could not have killed him and I assure you the option to shoot it before it was proven to be any kind of threat is the option that would have the worst impact on his job, social standing, and financial situation. Taking the risk of MAYBE needing some gauze and a few weeks with a limp are by far an easier alternative. And that's assuming the dog bites him AND he doesn't shoot it, which he would be justified in doing at that point.
Try a little harder. I believe in your ability to not be fucking autistic.
>>710609818
Like a glove
>>710610500
It's not autistic to protect yourself. In your sissy world, you'd let somebody beat on you until you were unconscious just so you don't accidentally hurt their feelings.
>>710610500
>Did I say letting it bite you wasn't retarded?
Actually you didn't
Therefore your idea is shit
fuck off weeaboo I already gave you a much better idea to pacify the dog than picking it up by the collar
>>710609254
I could watch this all day.
>>710609155
>That feint.
Kid's a natural.
>>710609311
It's like one of those ice puzzles where you slide in one direction until you hit a wall
>>710602163
Doesnt feel as satisfying when the guy hits first
>>710610247
Lol. I see what you did there
>>710610566
No, in my world, I let them hit me BEFORE I shoot them, so that I have solid evidence of their harmful intent and don't go to jail for fucking assault.
>>710610622
>Actually you didn't
No fucking dip, that was my point.
Also, what cloth?
Why the fuck would you try to put your hand in the face of a dog that's trying to bite you?
Why the fuck would you try to get that close to it laterally, giving it more options to bite you in more important places?
HOW THE FUCK is wadding up some cloth that you don't seem to have and shoving it in the mouth of a dog that is trying furiously to bite you easier than picking the dog up by its collar after it stops moving its head?
You have no right to call me retarded here. Also, pointing out traits that have nothing to do with this argument in an insulting manner don't make you any less wrong.
