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630 reporting in
cant boot. no wins :( but we need momentum if we want thread
847 here
Bump 708 any Megan o ?
>>710579852
Any more?
>>710579155
Vernon hills here. Just moves up to this area, is it just sloppy Indian aunties and white trash? Really seems that way.
anyone from huntley.. dump.. for the love of god
>>710580171
Where's this semen demon from?
>>710579500
Evanston?
>>710579155
>>710579500
Damn, double dubs for my area. Legit curious about my prospects up here.
Any allyssa b from 618?
>>710580700
What's the next letter of her last name?
>>710578921
Nigga where at? 630 checking in, too
>>710579316
Checking in. 630 here, too
>>710581121
Well, shit. Keep dumping anyways
What's up guys anyone got any from Crete Steger monee or dyer ?
Anyone know her?
NBK 847
someone post some isu
Bump for 815 Rockford
bump for huntley/algonquin
Suckas. Ex 815 reporting in. Escaped to NH.
>>710581498
Get out while you still can!
Any1 got anything from 309?
>>710580431
Feels like it sometimes.
>>710581797
Lol ya i know but cant
Anyone interested in a threesome with my wife?
>pic related
We're in Chicago
>>710582025
Why not get a job somewhere national and request a transfer.
>>710582092
Nope!
>>710582092
Lord no.
>>710581921
For fuckin real. My whole apartment complex is nothing but frumpy brown people. I'm guessing they're all way too conservative for casual fucking anyway. Besides, my building reeks of curry, I don't need to slam my dick in that smell too
>>710582092
nope, nasty as fuck holy hell. i bet it smells down there in her belly fold
>>710581797
>>710581498
That feel when I'm moving to Rockford soon and know nothing about it, except the countless people that've told me not to go.
>>710582092
Fuck it, at this point I'd get up to my nuts in her guts, easy. I'm in the burbs a ways up north though
>>710582092
/soc/ ..maybe... im gonna tell you this for your own sake anon.. /b/ is the worst.. worst possible place for you to do what you just did. ppl here are relentless. their words can hurt you
815 dekalb syca
>>710582092
get her to shave and I'm down
>>710582393
hats off to you.. brave, dumbass mothafucka
>>710582428
I know /b/, doesn't hurt me one bit lol
>>710582393
We can host if you're willing to come down
>>710582509
Definitely can, where are you located?
>>710582580
bout 30 min North O the city
>>710582374
I'm from Rockford. Don't move there!!!
>>710582509
>>710582560
>>710582580
>>710582393
all this is fucked up
>>710582628
and this shit
this is a fucked up thing thats happening its ruining my boner thread
>>710582560
I'm seriously considering it, man. Got some face/ass pics? I'm mostly an ass man, anyway
Who are all these fucking retards that constantly ask for some stupid bint's nudes like some random fuckface on a chinese girl cartoon forum is gonna have em?
Have you EVER seen someone actually deliver after someone else asks "Anybody have Sandra T from 314??????"
>>710582690
everybody out!
>>710582092
I'd be down but I got a big dick I don't know if that's good for you or not.
>>710582707
i might vomit
>>710582731
I had someone deliver on an old slamhog of mine when I lived in Ohio. It happens occasionally.
>>710582767
>>710582803
definitely gonna vomit. threads over. everybody out
>>710582441
Crazy shit I'm in lily lake
>>710582881
then go puke you fucking normie piss off
>>710582904
thats a gay name. your town has a gay name
Bump for 630
630
>>710582981
You're a faggot
>>710583191
Nice. Has a trashy edginess to her. The kinda girl I'd butt fuck in the back seat of her car behind a bar, one afternoon.
>>710582681
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Looking for kailey m 815 dixon
Any Olivet Uni sluts?
>>710583538
I buttfucked a girl in the back seat of her car once but it was in the parking lot of the apt we were parting at at nearly 3am.
Piss drunk and it was her first time anal, but I ended up fucking her ass a bunch of times after because she liked it. Now shes homeless and psycho.
>>710583734
Ben Zobrist
>>710583954
Nice dude. Did something similar, but I'm pretty sure the chick had some serious learning disability, if not mentally disabled in some way. She lived with her parents so we had to go other places, and I didn't want her knowing where I lived.
>>710583905
I bet she thinks she's at least 4 points hotter than she actually is. Still, she's probably all about a cheap fuck.
This thread is fucked up. Let it die.
>>710584494
It's too late, anon. It was always too late.
>>710584494
It will live.
This state is gay it's full of retards.
>>710584724
You're gay, ya retard.
Rockford area
Anyone else in the Des plaines area?
847
>>710584917
DP is filled with nigger faggots.
>>710585126
Nothing else? I'm nearby, and nothing is too low for me right now lol.
Except for, ya know, actual niggers or faggots.
Rockford area
Anyone else in the Des plaines?
>>710584375
Lol I made the mistake of leading the bitch back to my place and to this day I never answer my door without my pistol on hand
>>710585072
Ayy what town?
>>710585343
Good call. I'm just settling in up here so I'm trying to play it safe. Used to be a militaryfag so I gotta remember I don't have a base to protect me from the crazy bitches anymore
Rockford
>>710582374
My brother lives in Rockford. He says it's as good or bad as you make it. If you want it to suck, it will suck. If you want it to be a nice experience, it will be. It's all up to you. Rick Nielson from Cheap Trick lives there. Maybe Bun E. Carlos also. Not sure
>>710585359
Des plaines again lol
Kik me at 5110710087 I have Britt4ny d, nic0l3 k, n4t4sh4 m, 3liz4b3th L, v4n3ssa Z, mich43l4 j0y, and more sorry for nigger typing
>>710585605
Gonna have to start going over there. Can't be any worse than vernon hills and Mundelein
>>710585665
Depends. These bitches are crazy man eaters.
>>710585641
Eghs 2011
847 agian
>>710584752
Dayumn
>>710585746
I'll be careful, but the sluts around military towns are like nuclear powered cunts. I swear every bitch in a 50mile radius between 18-27yo was part of a goddamn hive mind. Same over there?
>>710585786
Who's the more? And is Natasha black? Just wondering? I might know her. Not that I want the nudes if she's still fat.
>>710585918
Pretty much. Plus pill poppers like they want to die young.
847 no nude for her though only modeling stuff.
>>710582374
Lived there 2 years, don't go near west of river no matter how cheap the rent.
>>710585992
Yikes. Maybe I oughta go for the foreigners lol. There are so many around here, especially where I work. All the normal employees are curry slurping indians, chinese, or fat white chicks, and the service workers are all eastern bloc.
>>710585572
I feel I've lived in worse places can't be too bad.
>>710586112
Not like I don't already have a deathwish anyway.
>>710586147
You're not fucking wrong. But at least it's a good fuck.
More 847
309(QCA) Bi male
Let's get some posts in here to bump this
this >>710584724
Illinois is easily the most fucked up State in the U.S. and frankly an embarrassment to most of the rest of the U.S. for those of us that try to pretend it's ok to be a "State" full of corrupt politicians, highest taxes, voting libfag more than any other state (only because they rig elections there and it's all about $'s anyway, rather than the actual cause they pretend it is about), highest murder rate, highest dethroned governor-to-prison rate, highest nigger-rate, second highest mexican-rate, worst roads, worst treatment of kids (school, etc.), highest bullshit rate (speed cameras all over? taxmuch?), biggest deficit-to-income-rate state, and the imbeciles in your fucked up State never seem to change the guard and get rid of your absolutely disgustingly corrupt Democrats that caused all your problems to begin with and always seem to let them keep on running things further into the shitbox.
This past month in Chicago, 78 murders by guns, 479 violent crimes by guns. Yet, Chicago has the strictest gun laws in the U.S. (by far). Yet, there are more guns per capita in Naperville, Illinois than Chicago, Illinois, yet Naperville is one of the safest cities with least crime in the entire country compared to Chicago being the worst.
Tell us more about how gun laws make a difference because criminals and gangbangers pay attention to laws.
I'm from a bordering state, Iowa, btw, which is a pit, but not nearly as disgusting as Illinois, which is really nothing more than Chicago-run (into the ground).
>>710585808
Is that a pic of an ant? So small. Why even post it?
847
>>710586226
Waste of a perfectly good deathwish
Any Hillsboro or from the surounding area? My kik is bodacious237 is anyone doesn't wanna post on here.
>>710586536
Hahaha you live in Iowa easily the shittiest state in the Union, fuck off you right wing faggot
>>710586421
GTFO you FAGGOT!!!
No one wants a fag.
FYI, there's no such thing as "bi", just gay. Your confused gay. You either suck dick, or you don't suck dick.
You suck dick.
You are a flaming homosexual fagboy.
Kill self NAO!
>>710586665
>offbyone
If you got a better plan let me know
This 100% >>710586536
I'm in Chiraq.
It's way worse than you even realize.
This >>710586742 moron is just that, and likely about 11 years old by the sound of his post. You do know there's an age limit here, right junior? Or are you an adult and just that retarded?
>>710581823
yup Bradley uni student
>>710586945
Who you got from Bradley?
>>710586536
I'm from downstate, we hate chicago more than you ever could.
bump for HEHS (Hoffman Estates) anons
Tarl is a pedo
>>710587183
>>710587083
uh. Its where im from. Think i just need to lurk more.
>>710586926
Aw is someone a little salty? You sound just like the angry white middle aged sad sack of shit I expected you'd be. Why don't you go into a cornfield and kill yourself faggot
>>710587355
r ya dumb?
>retard confirmed
go back and read where he says he's in "Chiraq"
pretty sure no corn fields in Chicago
u r one special dumbass muthafucka, ain't ya?
>>710587582
I'm talking to the guy from Iowa you fucking degenerate
>>710587146
kinda cute
but can't see much
moar?
>>710585928
Yes black and not fat sexy
>>710587714
I mean prove it? She was fat when I knew her. Knew a friend of mine in school.
>>710587162
Sydney rice or Natalie Duval nudes? Or trocke twins
>>710587654
and yet you responded here >>710587355
very explicitly to this post here >>710586926
holy fuck you ARE retarded, aren't you?
seriously, are you retarded?
it's cool, just admit it
we can already tell
if you aren't like a teenager, and you aren't actually retarded, i feel very sorry for you now
what a dumbass loser you must be irl
lol
3lizabeth l
>>710586926
Also, you're overlooking the fact that the violence in Chicago is estimated to be caused by just 1,400 individuals in a city of over 2 million people. You clearly understand nothing about "Chiraq" so why don't you sell your tractor and have yourself a nice night out on the town in Des Moines you fucking proletariat
>>710586766
You're right. I do suck dick and i love it. And yet I still probably get more pussy than you.
>>710587986
Are you capable of composing a sentence? Go back to school so you can learn the proper way to use a comma, faggot.
>>710586945
You go to high-school there?
Any lexis sch mall from conant or lacey nel son
>>710588527
Wut?
>>710588692
Peoria?
>>710587986
Oh and what exactly makes you a winner? From what I can see you're on this retarded fucking website just like me. Willing to bet you're sitting in your mom's basement at this very moment.
>>710588767
He said uni
>>710588913
I know was wondering if he went to Dunlap
Any eghs nudes
>>710589081
Elgin?
708 tinley park here
Sarah C 847
Any Grant Community High School graduates (18 and over) or people from that area?
312 here
>>710589081
Niceee
>>710586945
>>710587083
Kathleen lewis?
>>710589423
Don't know her sadly
>>710589481
Dammit tight ass heard there's pics out there
Anything eghs, prospect, Schaumburg, conant kik me 5110710087 will even pay
