Dubs decides
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Dubs decides
Bye
zozzle
Are you real?
>>710559671
Hello M'lady *Le fedora tip*
Would thee care for a ride upon my love carriage?
*Seductive wink* ;)
>>710560198
reroll
hey bb u wan sum fuk
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
u want to suck n fuck this dick? ;)
>>710560280
this
i have a small penis, come make me feel better about myself
>>710560333
WINRAR
>>710559671
"are you a trap"
>it looks like a trap with that jaw line
>>710560387
re roll
>>710560333
Kek. Deliver now fggot.
>>710560333
fug :D
>>710559671
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just want to tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
>>710560541
Bring a friend or two, you look pretty boring in the sack.
please respond
It puts the lotion on the skin, or it gets the hose again.
>next message
Fuck, sorry I sent that to the wrong person. How are you today?
Dont ruin this you fucking fags
>>710560946
>>710560946
Send her this.
i'll show you if you show me a little tease to get my 2 millimeter peter ready? ;)
>>710561080
kek roll
>>710561054
this
>>710560946
"you first"
>it's a trap
>>710561121
lmao, rolling for this
>>710561181
rerolllllllellool
>>710561121
relol
Your turn ;)
What up nip!
>>710561121
reroll
>>710560946
send pic of your dick
>>710561257
reroll
>>710561257
roll
>>710561311
winrar
>>710559671
>Your turn ;)
Roll
>>710561121
rolling for this lmao
>>710561422
winrar
>>710561422
WINRAR
>>710561311
I like the way this is going
>>710561483
>>710561529
>>710561422
>>710561311
winrared first
>>710561054
WHAT IS THIS KEK
she sent this
>>710561257
reroll
>>710561811
show proof faggot
>>710561811
telling you it's a trap,
"send me a pic of you spread eagle"
okok, so Ive sent my dick, can I at least see your tits?
More
>>710561944
winer
>>710561956
alright, can I get a little more? ;)
>>710561956
"send a pic with sharpie in pooper"
>>710562044
OP thats a diff pic above what you just sent. Deliver.
GUYS SHE SENT THIS
I DONT WANT TITS
I WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK
>>710562276
proof fucker
Someone is trying to sabotage ops thread
>>710562374
roll
>>710562276
ITT: OP talks to himself
>>710562383
nigger
>>710561811
facebook/search/1884874348402082/photos
>>710561956
>>710562276
blue shorts, pink shorts.
Kek
>>710559671
Send her this pic and just say "Sorry"
>>710562426
LOL YOU DIDN'T BLOCK THE NAME
Say that you're not into girls
>>710562426
You fucked up.
id prefer to stick it in your butt, speaking of which... what does it look like? *kiss emoji*
>>710562559
Oops
>>710562559
you can see the name in the OP first post
>>710562566
Winrar
Fucked up
>>710562566
well rip op's chances
we should go out sometime have a coffee and then have anal
>>710562559
You can see the name in the first post, I guess he doesn't care
>>710562566
you're not into girls, you're in to sluts.
>>710562426
ask her to come over and to "bring lube"
Rip
kek
>>710562897
reroll
>>710562426
Wanna fool around all night and get IHOP for breakfast? you gotta pay tho.
You're not into girls but she's making you feel something you never have before
Zozzle
Found her faceboom
OP not replying because he's trying to delete thread
>>710559671
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them
>>710562426
Sending her a fb message as we speak
Say that your flatter but the only thing that can stratify you is a bbc
>>710562897
reroll
You like Chef?
>>710562897
one more go at it before 4chan lets this girl know what you're up to and ruin your day
>>710563125
post thread
Hello?
>>710562897
Roll for this
>>710563399
kek
>>710563399
you won't
>>710563399
let me see you vajayjay
>>710563399
'play along. OP is a wanted killer'
say it, fuck dubs just fucking say it kek
>>710562897
roll
>>710563563
>>710563563
how dare you speak of "dubs" in vain, ya damn godless heretic
>>710563399
"Are you the trap ive heard so much about?
>>710562897
Let's roll again
>>710563399
Not going to message her I'm sure tons of you fags already have
>>710563125
Pics of gtfoh
>>710563625
i shall pay my penance forthwith, anon
>>710559671
BUY MY CONDOMS ONLY $12.99
I hope OP got her to come over before you fags ruined his parade. Just cause the rest of us are lonely neckbeards doesn't mean you have to fuck up everyone else's chances of getting laid. Ya damn faggots
>>710563891
roll
>>710563929
re fucking roll
>>710563399
a harro may a tak a order preeshh
>>710563900
>the rest of us are
a bold admission, anon
Maybe op can learn from the experience that getting tits ain't hard, apply that to someone else and get laid for once
Im Done
>>710564131
Or maybe she posts his as-yet-unseen micropenis to his wall to the utter lack of surprise of his friends and family
Either one
>>710563900
Thanks for this. I couldnt get the words. Your breakin' my heart.
>>710564015
wouldn't have it any other way anon
>>710563891
rolling for this
>>710561659
>>710564323
read the thread, fuckwit.
>>710564413
reroll
>>710564435
Oh, no shit? Thought that'd been posted
Why are people still rolling? Anyone actually message her or just find her? Or did anyone dig up fap worthy picturess
>>710563399
She Just deleted it
>>710564617
>still making no sense
>>710564692
her fb?
>>710564987
I guess so I couldnt find it
>>710564908
My bad, thought he'd sent a photo picked up from the thread >>710561257
>>710561659
Instead of the one he actually did ^ which is of himself, then
She's still coming up in messenger
MFW 4 chan got OP nudes but then turned around and ruined his social life along with his chances of getting his peepee felt
Anyone find ops name?
>>710565496
Hugh mungus
>>710565496
Isaac Cox
>>710565152
It's still up. Make sure you're spelling her name right.
op didnt think the girl was actually gonna fuck him and when he realised he had mad e a big mistake he went into damage control.
The jokes on op cuz he could of gotten vagina
She looks wicked on her Pinterest photo
>>710565345
The world is a cruel place
If someanon actually contacted her, they should totally post screenshots here
more!
She has added me and we are talking, Dubs decide.
>>710568888
checked
>>710568888
quads says post anyway
Told you.
Have all the numbers ever been the same. What would that even be called or even mean¿
