Pussy so swollen I can't walk. Probably time to go see a doctor. Probably dying.
>>710540151
>>710540659
You serious?
Pit an ice pack on it 2 hours, then take a warm clean wet wash cloth, gently rub, ice pack 2 more hours, clean with soap and warm water. Rince.
Lather with v-gel.
After 1 day, randomly fuck a dude and everything will be A O K
>>710540738
Yep.
>>710540738
Yes
>>710540151
quit fucking nigger dick
>>710540833
see a doctor famalam seriously, might be yest infection
>>710540833
Thank you! Took some ibeprohen to maybe help swelling. Ice pack sounds like a good idea.
>>710540151
That better be jizz. If not, you best be on your way to the ER and apologize to everyone involved for the fucking smell.
I'm a doctor and that's definitely AIDS
Probably a yeast infection... get some topical antifungals, and if that doesn't work in a couple of days go and make microbiological tests :)
>>710540151
I'll eat you out
>>710540974
I haven't! Only fucked one dude and this shit happens!
>>710540151
look at the bottom there is white stuff dripping out! are you horny or some shit
>>710541329
>>710541344
Unfortunately it's not jizz and you know I'll be apologizing. But still it's not my fault! But you're right anon it's probably the AIDS
Lol who fucked you
Before photo when life was great!
>>710541366
Pretty sure that's what it is. I'm just hoping it's not anything worse!
>>710540151
Genuine medical student here: Can you post some close ups and different angles? , not trying to sound pervy but this could be several things i need more images to narrow it down
>>710541833
Cute pussy man
>>710541951
lol I know you're trying to help but I don't think you want more pictures is so gross!
>>710541952
Thanks man!
>>710541833
nice vag dood! id dig into that
>>710540151
Can you spread open your swollen pussy so we can have a look inside? This is important.
OH TRUST ME, we definetly all want to see varying images. I'm curious myself as to whats going on.
Post the pics show us the AIDS LOL
>>710542075
Hey im trained to deal with this stuff, I've seen worse, this one guy was complaining about an itchy dick and he had mould growing on it because he hadn't showered in months and didn't clean his cum after fapping
>>710542307
Anon it's disgusting I don't think you want it
>>710542458
Just do it, this is for your own health. Spread it open.
>>710540151
did fuck someone ? it could be aids
>>710541951
An inflammatory reaction and a white color discharge are a pretty strait forward symptoms towards diagnosis... she could do a culture with chromogenic medias to rule out anything else, but that's 90% C. albicans... Oh, yeah she could describe the smell xD
>>710541699
Fuck, that has to smell like fresh bread and pickled shit. Just go get it handled. Full STD panel and check to make sure the uncut savage you fuck doesn't have ten years worth of smeg stored up next time.
Legit we're all curious to see how it looks lol we like gross shit lol
>>710542642
If its a yeast infection, that smells foul.............. you probably can't get too close to it! xD
>>710542628
>xD
Kill yourself.
>>710542337
>>710542824
A Med student has no life, so.. ha ha!
What's with all these fucking ads God fucking damn
>>710542628
Its likely candidiasis i just need to be sure, the smell might not be too much use
Swollen side
>>710542902
I'm being 100 percent honest when i say i would still put my dick in there raw if you were sitting on my floor bottomless spreading it open like that for me.
>>710543032
>2016
>not using adblock
>>710540151
what happened to your vagina bro
>>710543058
The smell was the foulest thing i had to smell during our microbiology practice... even worse than the Proteus!
>>710543133
Mobile phone
bet it doesn't smell worse than my dog's farts!
>>710543102
>>710542902
Can you get a shot of your clit now? My diagnosis should be complete soon.
>>710543233
i feed him sheep and pig intestines cause he likes them
God vaginas are disgusting. I can't imagine why some men prefer them over fresh and clean boipuccis
Non swollen side
>>710543272
kek
>>710543296
once we were trying to have anal sex and i pulled my dick out really quick and he farted. the worst smell and an instant boner killer :( dog farts are the worst
>>710542902
>>710543102
Well this has been very conclusive, yes indeed *stares for an extended period of time* mmm hmm *licks lips*
>>710543324
I dunno, i think it looks pretty nice, you've made me hard anyway. Would fuck.
>>710543233
Surprisingly it doesn't smell that bad. From how gross it looks I thought itd smell dangerous.
>>710543132
DESPERATE
Aids Hounted Pussy and you neckbeard would still fuck it, at least you're honest
Is the discharge chunky? If not, it's bacterial vaginosis. If you're not sure, they sell tests at the pharmacy that detect if it's yeast or BV. It's important because treatment for yeast infections make most bacterial overgrowths worse.
In the mean time, soak it in apple cider vinegar. It'll sting like a bitch, but it will restore your PH balance.
>>710543193
>current year
>not using Clover
>>710543432
I can hear you mouth breathing.
>>710543457
I have a g/f that i fuck on the reg actually, i'm just a really dirty bastard.
Post clit though OP.
>>710543495
>Current Year
>techfag explain what is clover?
>>710540151
No, you probably have herpes internally. Chlamydia is the best you can hope for, but you probably have herpes.
>>710543324
tits or gtfo pls
To the anons saying they'd still fuck thanks. I'm so horny that's all I want to do but I'm going to save the guys dick from potential disgusting diseases cause I'm no bitch.
>>710543102
does it hurt at all? I have a disease called hidradenitis suppurativa which causes me to get painful boils in that area and they can sometimes swell up to that size.
>>710543624
mouths don't breathe. dogs do
>>710543718
Op is a hero bitch
>>710543748
No, dogs look up
>>710543710
You really think it could be herpes!?
>>710543655
https://floens.github.io/Clover/
>>710541699
>But still it's not my fault!
you are responsible for your own hygiene dumbshit
>>710543748
they also fart and they stink like you wouldn;t believe!
>>710543735
Post pics of your pussy as well ,so we can compare to OP.
>>710543735
It hurts so fucking bad. It's throbbing just sitting here.
>>710543718
No its ok, i like the idea that part of you will permanently be inside of me
>>710543849
are you a fucking joker? dont ever try and have anal with your dog if you aren't wearing a peg on your nose. if you dont then you're in for a big surprise!
>>710543954
So stop attention whoring and go see a doctor.
>>710543906
Yeast infections and bv are extremely easy to get. I clean myself very well on a daily basis.
I wish I could fuck your pussy OP. I fucking need sex but I dont have time energy to get into BS dating game.
>>710544007
you need to get out more dude
>>710543954
want to keep using it?
get to a doc
are you completely ignorant? living in 3rd world? h-fuck
Not dangerous, go see a doctor
http://www.webmd.com/women/tc/bartholin-gland-cyst-topic-overview#1
>>710543954
Does it hurt when you insert things, or just the outside? Btw im not a doctor, im just jerking off to this.
>>710544033
I would but I'm stuck at work. Can't go till morning
>>710543898
Why isn't it in the appstore
Is it trustworthy/good ?
i main;y feed my dog intestines and boiled eggs. i tell you the smell of his farts are unholy!
>>710544063
i know i get them too
but i'd never allow such a progression w/o medical intervention
Bartholin's gland cyst
>>710544150
Are you taking picot of your vagina for neckbeards using a mongolian tapestry website during work hours?
>>710544267
pics*
dog farts really do smell bad. if you dont believe me feed him a bag of raw sausages and boiled eggs then squeeze his tummy till he farts. then you'll know!!
>>710543432
cringed
This thread gets a little more gross with every post
>>710543717
I'm about to go to burgerking, what should I get guys?
>>710544416
Mcnuggets
>>710544195
Well I've been broke and without health insurance so I wasn't sure what to do. I didn't notice symptoms until two days ago when my whole body was aching then I noticed my vulva was massive!
>>710541344
Can confirm anon is certified phd
>>710544159
Because Google are full of moral fags
i mean people say they dont smell as bad if its your own dog but i call bullshit. must be some psychosomatic thing cause all i know is my dog does the worst farts. sometimes they get worse if i feed him pig intestines but he loves them and there;s not a lot i can do about it. you just gotta put up with the farts cause you love him
>>710544506
pls be serious
>>710544150
Oh, well then in that case, more pictures of the good old days would be great.
Happy operation!
>>710542642
>Hating on intact cocks
Isn't the whole point for mutilating the penis of your sons (aside from marking them as slaves of the Jews) not to have to wash them? Americans are too retarded to shower, so they need to mutilate themselves in order to rub off on clothes instead of taking a bath.
>>710544575
Why the other app is than in there ? Something is shady..
>>710544547
Hey, maybe i can help you out a little bit financially, if you let me fly out to where you live and sit on my face before you get treatment, are you down?
>>710544400
nice boobs btw
>>710540151
fuck off
>>710544691
which other app?
>>710544400
really great tits. care to post feets and legs?
i asked the vet whether the dog farts are due to his diet but he didnt know. $150 just for a vaccine. i said no and just used a condom next time
>>710544670
Dude if it's a cyst I'll cry! I don't see anything on the inside so I'm hoping it's not that!
>>710544159
>>710544575
What this anon said.
Also if you click on "Google Play unavailable," it's explained. F-Droid is like a Google Play store specifically for open source. I highly recommend it.
>>710544400
Nice.
>>710544400
I'd suck on those nipples for days...
>>710544717
Ok anon better come soon!
>>710543954
then it could be a boil. sounds like it and looks like it at least. I'm not a professional though so you should definitely see a doctor. if it is a boil, i wish you the best of luck. They can be really fucking painful. This disease fucking sucks. thankfully, its only one for you.
>>710544150
Also more of this would be great.
>>710544400
I don't suppose you're in the New Jersey area, are you?
>>710540151
go see a doc, disease carrying bitch
>>710543432
i can smell your burnin hot cheeto scented fedora from here bro.
>>710544818
Foot
anyone else had any experience with their dog's flatulence being an issue in the boudoir?
>>710545044
Oh my nigga trying to hit it lmfao
>>710544818
Legs!
>>710544400
you are soo damn cute
Real doctor here, that's an infection there, called bartholin's cyst, if you don't go to see a doctor that is going to keep growing and spread
denise? dis b you?
if you leave it alone you'll never have a litter of your own
>>710545162
wtf?
>>710545162
great foot, I'd love to watch you use that
>>710544986
I'm so sorry you have to deal with that pain anon :(
>>710544812
>Mimi 4chan reader
(Appstore)
>>710545249
I would breed you.
>>710545249
I dont understand, why your pussy is swallowing
>>710545369
Nope
>>710545249
are you wearing boots or socks?
>>710545249
>
how about an ass shot OP... might as well now.
>>710544595
Large mcnuggets
>>710545439
which is full of ads
no thanks no
>>710544911
Same it's too bad you have a disgusting disease filled pussy you whore
>>710540738
yes
>>710545162
>>710545439
Probably because the Jews at Google haven't seen it yet
Femanon here.
You have an infection. Simple as that. Go see your obgyn
>>710545594
Fap away anons. Always down to help ;)
u fucken idiots look at the tits shot and the legs shot....
notice anything new fags?????
fuck u new fags are dumb!! KEK!!!
>>710545162
No one cares. Kill yourself whore
>>710545825
Finger in ass baby
>>710540151
you'll be okay OP
>>710545774
Thanks femanon going tomorrow!
>>710545825
Would berry.
>>710545825
damn you're hot. i'd like to see your feet pressing down on the pedals in a car, sexy
>>710545210
God damn right. When she gets her pussy cured of yeast I'll be there to cure her of that attention deficit.
>>710545774
tits or gtfo you know the rules femanon
>>710545565
Boots
>>710545656
Okey fair point I will take a look at
Clover
>>710541699
>>710541699
its probably BV. not a big deal. go to an ER.
>>710545825
thank you op
Can i haz pics from surgical intervention, please?
wipe some panties in it... take photos. sell online for money.
>>710546152
post more!
>>710546049
>>710545883
damn were dumb...
>>710545825
Keep posting dayum. Also, when is the last time you had intercourse and are you sexually active with multiple people?
>>710546263
I fucking wish that'd definitely help my current broke issue! Wouldn't know who to sell to though.
>>710545825
So your condition looks like an infection to me. You said you fucked a guy, did you use a condom? Do you know how sexually active he is?
>>710546326
What's different!?
>>710546386
Week ago only one person
Picture from the left mucous membrane inside?
>>710546503
i think anon is sayin that the clothing in the pictures do not add up. hahah! he might be right.
>>710546607
Probably just a photo she had saved. Why take a new picture of you already have a suitable one?
>>710546607
That or maybe because they're all flipped but for some reason that one didn't. They're from different days though.
Tori?
>>710545883
>>710546326
>>710546503
>>710546607
What happened to /b/.
>>710546756
that could be it. i guess the only way to verify is a time stamp..
>>710540151
do you have it in you OP? time stamp please....
>>710545162
more feet!
>>710544400
Do you like having those piercings played with?
>>710546990
what is u means??? ty
>>710545883
This silly nigga not realizing cellphones can store previously taken images
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>>710546996
bump for time stamp
>>710545825
Tits?
>>710546559
It is probably a BAD yeast infection. Is it smelly, tender, and warm to touch? (more so than usual). I am a medfag. Are you in the Southeast US? Because I could write you a script for Diflucan which will clear it up quickly.
Time stamp that pussy OP.
>>710547283
behhhhhhhhhuuummmpppp!!!!
>>710547320
timestamp OGTFO!!!!!
>>710547053
Abosolutley! Best piercing I've ever had!
>>710547498
Gotta gimme a sec I'm at work!
In my professional option, you should
>Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston
>Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle
>Cannonball the fiddle cove With the pork steeple
I don't wanna beat around the Bush, but I wanna put the you know what in the you know where
>>710547621
Time stamp that swollen pussy girl
>>710547621
OH HELL YEAH OP!!!!!! Time Stamp in the work restroom!!!
>>710547621
let's see your work uni!
>>710547257
Nice
>>710548080
i just copied it to use elsewhere as well!
>>710542902
Cut your fucking fingernails
>>710547188
hahahaah!!!! see u fucken nigger!!!
Listen faggots
The rules: If a femanon asks for something then its timestamp time.
This stops anons posing as femanons.
>>710544400
GREAT tits
>>710540151
Timestamp bitch or gtfo
>>710548080
>>710548246
You're welcome faggots
>>710548930
get the fuck out of here new fag!!!
the foul stench of your cooter came posts ago!!!!
>>710549299
would fuck/10
>>710549299
Ok nice
>>710549299
See There is a reason for timestamp
If you dont ask for it then you only got yourselfs to blame when you realise you was trolled by a anon.
Also dubs
>>710549299
hahahaha yeah!!!!!!
>>710549299
Would nut inside.
>>710549299
Why are you still here? Go to the doctor before that shit gets worse.
>>710549299
can you show your waist down to your shoes? shoe fag. actually i'm into a lot of weird shit tbh.
see >>710546049
>>710549455
> new fag
Says the guy that was posting in a femanon thread where femanon hasnt shown timestamp.
>>710549945
KEK!!!! GTFO!!!
>>710545898
is she dead ?
Thanks for keeping me entertained and keeping the pain off my mind /b/
>>710549299
come cam. use a laptop or if you only have phone use puffin browser
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
>>710549782
At work! Can't leave :'(
>>710550077
Those are actually pretty damn nice tits. You look like you'd be great to tittyfuck. Got anything you could squeeze between those for a pic?
>>710550077
checked
and come cam, will get your mind off it, guaranteed
>>710550077
so did you recently sleep with someone new or did it just happen out of nowhere?
>>710550169
great breasts, nice and full. are you nude at work?
>>710550077
like i said.....
Thanks OP!
>>710550077
Would make love to you in the missionary position for purposes of procreation, so we can start our family together, and grow old together.
>>710550077
F A C E
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>>710550489
BUMP!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/nsfw_top_webm/comments/5b4ljm/deadly_sexy_amber_nevada/
>>710550288
kind of new maybe a month ago and every weekend since then.
>>710550040
Wow you really rekt me there
>>710550279
Can't cam at work! :( could after work but thread will be gone.
>>710550077
>>710550040
You woulda been acting all butthurt if femanon couldnt actually timestamp and you realise that you was trolled.
Timestamps are for a reason anon
>>710550749
go to the site and bookmark it for later :P
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
How's that butthole lookin op?
>>710550489
Rollo
>>710550661
>>710550862
KEK!!! u and ur trap faggot....
>>710540151
Time for you to show butthole OP, so we know if this disease has spread or not.
>>710550749
do you ever post on /soc/? also >>710550308
>>710551058
No I don't and I just took my shirt off in the bathroom to take a quick pic!
>>710550489
Check'em
>>710550596
if you used lube or condom maybe your allergic to it or since you shave could be just a infected hair
if you're too poor for a doctor you can try some fish antibiotics (amoxfin) and see if that helps
>>710550489
Roll
Looks like a localized inflammation. Does the area feel hot to the touch? You have a fever? Are the nearby lymph glands swollen? Any discharge? Any unusual odors? How long ago did this start? You put anything unhygienic up there, anything that could scratch or damage your insides? When you press on it is it painful? Is it a defined bump (like a marble) or more like a raised area that is firm?
If only OP was close, I'd wear a condom and bang that. Birthday tomorrow, needing a great birthday gift... If only!
>>710551278
oh ok, if you wanted to post after work you still could! hey is this possible?>>710549856
>>710550489
this
>>710550489
Faaaace
>>710551501
rolling
>>710551536
god what a qt
>>710541833
nice vagoo, now please go see a doc and get squared away so someone can enjoy it later
>>710551536
Damn... OP is full package!!
Lmao that's what you get for being a whore
>>710551726
>Knowing so little about a vagina.
>Sad
>>710550077
did you have sex recently? I took the virginity of a girl and I introduced some bacteria to her or something and her clit go hella swollen. I don't remember if she took some stuff but it lasted like a week or 2 and hurt like fuck apparently, but after that she was good.
>>710551536
another one with Hitler's mustaches please
>>710551536
Would marry and breed/11
>>710551536
dang cute, is this really your foot?>>710545162
>>710551796
So u dont use a vagina to fuck? Im all for anal too
>>710551869
This x100
