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rocker obviously a toggle is like a fucking stoneage thing
dial, scrub
>>710519415
Toggle is better. With rockers it's easy to accidentally switch off multiple ones at once, which is a pain when one is controls a plug.
>>710519415
Candle master race reporting in.
>>710519415
WHAT ABOUT THE CLAP
>>710519599
go back to 1673, fag
Rocker. Easier to clean properly, easier to find in the dark. Or are you filthy fags that don't clean their switches?
>>710519627
WE GOT THE CLAP
CANT BE BEAT
GOT IT OFF THE BACK OF A TOILET SEAT
SHAKE YOUR HIPS
MIND YOUR FEET
OOOOOHHHH YEAH
>>710519415
As an electrician i would recommend rocker.
>>710519415
I enjoy visiting places that have rockers, but I'd only have toggles in my home.
>>710519743
more like erectrition, faggot
>>710519642
Fine. But don't come crying to buy my candles when the world goes to shit and you don't have electricity anymore.
Liberal ass rocker switches are what's ruining the world. When people finally realize that rocker switches are in cahoots with dimmer switches & the Russians, it will be too late.
>yfw a rocker switch rapes your daughter and eats your wheat thins.
Rocker is god tier.
>>710519795
What?
>>710519985
The undeniable truth
>>710519415
Toggle is good for basements and shit where it's actually dark (you can feel its little chub in darkness). Rocker is good for aesthetics in normal rooms.
>>710521054
But a rocker has more area that turns the light on.
While you're searching for the toggle you'd already be lit up with the rocker.
Faggot.
>>710519415
Rockers is for millennials, feminazis and poop bandits.
>Toggle master race
The toggle is much better. It might just be a personal thing but I really like the satisfying resistance and the resounding "thunk" it makes when you flip it. Whereas the rocker it just doesn't really have the same feel, also the fact that if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep
>>710519415
We have these things installed at our school. I feel like I'm in f-n prison.
Behold! A champion emerges!
>>710522753
I replied to tell you that I see you're very old school with your toggle choice.
Newer ones are silent.
As are master race rockers.
>>710523046
You can switch those on and off with a regular, unmodified paperclip. Like a removable lightswitch
>>710523675
Or squirt some super glue into it and the key won't fit.
Then start a school campaign to install the God tier rocker switches at a fraction of the cost.
>>710523259
Yep. Only way to go.
>>710519415
both hands occupied
you still got your elbows to conveniently switch the light on/off
guess which one allows for that
>>710519795
Rocker to be honest I would rather use my smart phone...
>>710523259
Dafuck is that shit. Lmaoing @ ur life
>>710519627
I installed clap over my ordinary installation
You see i'm a big guy so when i fap it tends to be noisy (bellydrum). So i get a stroboscope each time.
Which wouldn't be that big of a problem.
But my mother suffers from epillepsy.
Once she went down to my room the to the washing machine (yeah i live underneath my parent's but it's a cheap and nice living)
I didn't hear her comming. She didn't hear me comming either. But the clap did. And it started going crazy.
Long story short she got seizures and fell right on my mattress (good thing - at least she didn't break anything).
But hearing the noise my dad came down.
And there he saw my mom in seizures on my mattress right beside my laptop where the yuri i watched froze cause i pulled the earphones springing to my feet with me standing over this whole mess just continuing to beat it off in total shock.
And the light turning on and off to my beating.
It finally got to me what happened and I stopped.
We stood there in the darkness.
And then he raised his hands gave me a single clap.
faggots
>>710525970
kek
gold
>>710519986
Underrated kek
>>710525042
Both you retard.
>>710526483
no, the other is just completely inconvenient at that
I'd rather not touch a dirty-ass switch thank you very much.Some people don't wash their hands after they shit.
>>710526974
You're telling me you can't hit a toggle switch with your elbow? Are you disabled?
>>710519415
Toggles are for closet fags who want as many phallic objects around the house As possible
>>710527042
I don't let people like that in my fucking house.
>>710527174
did I ever tell you that it's the rocker?
Are you this fucking dense?
How the hell are you going to press the rocker up with your elbow? Like push it or what? how would you aim it? and not trun it off on the way back?
dude. first brains then typing
All you faggots let your light be switched on and off willy nilly? My mummy taught me well and I know now how to keep my lighting secure.
>LEAVE THE LIGHT ON NOW MUMMY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>710527174
What are you, fucking retarded?
>>710519415
Toggle
Rockers are cheap fucking crap
>>710519415
I'd say toggle has less potential to electrocute you if you operate it with wet hands but the rocker is so much easier to operate with full hands; eg just smash it with your elbow.
They both have their merits however.
>>710527668
This guy loves cocks so much he wants everything in his house to resemble them
>>710519415
rocker
less strain on your fingers that can eventually cause carpal tunnel
also rockers are way more fashionable and you just look like a cheap hick redneck with toggles i don't know why anyone would bother to have those pieces of shit
>>710527540
By again, not being disabled. A rocker is easier to hit with an elbow. You just press it you utter retard.
>>710527540
Are you fucking dense?
>>710519415
dimming switches
>>710519415
If you really want to see if people will argue about anything, make it a rock vs a rock.
>>710527690
Fuckin' toggle REALLY?!
It's FUCKING 2016 what the hell's wrong with you?
>>710528024
>>710528024
>>710528024
>>710528024
>>710528024
This nigga gets it
Toggle is for fucking FAGGOTS
>>710527827
>be me
>have to be grabbing my fucking toggle switch every waking moment
off yourself
>>710528214
As opposed to the retard (you) who quotes him five fucking times
>>710528268
Are you still talking about light switches?
I feel like you're not talking about lights anymore.
>>710527877
Doesn't it spring back? don't you need to press it all the way down?
I mean i never used a rocker, but figure that it's far less convenient - everybody uses the normal switch anyway - if it weren't like so they'd probably change
>>710528268
What the fuck are you on about?
>>710519475
that's the point faggot
>>710527042
If I had any sense I'd put those in my house but I do admit I enjoy making my wife and daughter go back and turn off the switch.
Ya think they'd learn by now.
>>710519415
Clap on you niggers
>>710528445
>doesn't it spring back
Have you ever used a rocker in your life? No they don't fucking spring back, it's pretty much just two buttons.
>>710528445
You must be the dumbest fucker to hit the keyboard
Sliding dimmer switch you autists.
>>710528445
Shave your neckbeard, get out of your basement and get some fucking sunlight you god damn moron!
>>710528741
>not rotary dimmer
you were so close
>>710528741
Have you seen some of these responses? They'd be fucking poking it trying to figure out what that shit is
>>710528871
Why would you use a dial? Are you a fucking mongoloid? That requires three fingers but slider only requires one!
>>710528871
Rotary dimmers are fucking rubbish. I would never recommend one.
>>710519743
Confirmed by licensed professional.
We can all go home now
>>710519506
>rocker
I'm not some 80s cocaine dealer. Toggle is the American standard for a reason.
Rocker master race reporting in. Why the fuck would you push something up or down to turn on a light? It requires more effort. With a rocker, you could even throw a tennis ball at it and turn your light on/off from bed. I know I have.
>>710528741
You're using too much energy sliding one dipshit.
>rocker4lyfe
>>710519415
I heard rockers are safer somehow but who knows.
>>710523046
>school
underage faggot
>>710529142
Because it's cheap, you dumbfuck
rocker is always easier to switch
also fuck you for drawing me in
Rockers don't last as long. Every house I go more than ten years old with rockers or dimmers has at least one busted switch. Toggles are always going strong after 20+ years.
>>710523259
>Installing this abomination in your home
>>710529201
>>710529203
You lazy autismos
>>710523046
>>710529312
Save a dollar or two and have an inferior product, or spend the extra buck and get something much better. I think you're the dumbfuck here if you can't spare a couple dollars.
>>710529362
Because rockers are more popular so they get more use Bozo.
>>710529362
Are people punching them?
A rocker of course, but one that looks like these
>>710529389
Lazy people are the founders of excellence as we find quicker and more efficient ways of doing things. Today it is a rocker, tomorrow it is a new way of getting to Mars with your whole family.
>>710519415
both are inferior to a dimmer switch.
>>710529467
No,i buy rockers because I don't want a bunch of tiny cocks sticking out near every door
Rocker is objectively better. Does everything the toggle could do, but makes it easier for the user. And if anyone tries to slam your face into a wall, the toggle would probably poke an eye out. The rocker wouldn't.
>>710529585
But can you throw a tennis ball at it from your bed?
>>710519743
Really? It always feels like a rocker is weak in the actual switch. I kinda like the hard tension of a traditional switch. Any basis on your opinion?
>>710529585
Fuck off you samefag
>>710519415
I used to think rockers were cool until I had a house with them. Replace them all with only true switch like this. Even have dimmer and three ways.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IE6lleZRPH
I believe I thoroughly explained the situation
>>710529717
>This guy likes it hard
>>710519985
Who do you think I am? The United Society of Believers in Christ's Second Appearing founder Ann Lee?
>>710529784
I believe your voice sounds like you've choked on 100 dicks every day for the last decade
>>710529906
At this point he isn't choking on them
slider master race
>>710529585
This is like the 3rd time someone's posted this with out reading the thread 1st.
You're too stupid to operate a rocker switch faggot.
>>710529784
Please say "I want to skullfuck your children while fondling your balls and shitting down your wife's throat"
>>710529585
Kind of hard on my ceiling fan.
>current year
>not using your mind to turn on and off lights
fucking idiots.
>>710529763
Finally! God tier!
Wait, there are people who don't use automatic sensors? I'm not about to filthy my hands like some pleb.
>>710530431
Look dickhead, not all of us took too much LSD in the 80s and can hallucinate the lights being turned on and off.
>>710530314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nxLz3FzxtD
$20 is $20 I guess
>>710530409
>>710530531
We don't all live in crack houses filled with niggers who don't wipe their assholes after taking a steamy shit and smearing it all over their fingers when they go to wipe with the last piece of tp
Looks like rocker wins
>>710530758
Only if you fan can handle a dimmer, not all of them can.
>>710530748
Brilliant. Now say "Niggers are the sub-humans of this planet and I have come to wipe their miserable asses off of it"
>>710519415
A fucking toggle, you cant run your hand up a wall in the dark to find the faggot rocker switch. Plus Toggles are cool, and are less gay. And if you have kids your kid has dirty nasty little hands keep him out of my house.
>>710530931
>>710529639
Maybe I want to poke someone's eye out since I'm not a beta ass bitch.
>>710531161
>Toggles are cool
What a fucking retard.
>>710531161
>Plus Toggles are cool, and are less gay
>less gay
>literally a tiny dildo sticking out of the wall
>>710531240
You fucking idiot, you don't poke people's eyes out in your own home!
You meet them at a crack house for that shit
>>710531061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X4iiaRDx4H
as you wish
>>710531504
Excellent. Very excellent. Now say "I have throat cancer from choking on fat cocks every day for the better part of a decade"
>>710531777
Trips demands
>>710531010
Got you covered fam.
>>710531931
Get out of here with that nigger shit.
>>710531777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YyCgHqfEls
and for trips, another take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00sg5Sw40iY
>>710532575
That second one had some serious autism, but that was fabulous. Now say "Your mother's stinky snatch has been plowed so many times she could open a mayonnaise factory"
>>710531339
thats why I like them, my ex girlfriend said the only reason she stuck around was because she could at least fuck the light switch and get some kind of satisfaction. But she left me, so I guess they didnt really help after all.
>>710519627
HOW CAN SHE CLAP??
>>710532575
Say: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Make a new thread where dubs decides if this 404s before you finish
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>>710534864
only niggers bump threa.. oh wait
>>710532954
yeah still working on that shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n4DgiyLn47
ere' ya go
>>710533978
This took some fucking effort
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t459VzmtX6
>>710528981
If you need more than one finger to use a rotary dial you need to work out your fingers. Fucking yourself is a good start towards curing that atrophy
>>710535470
That was beautiful. I'll save this for later. Thank you, anon. Have some titties
>>710519415
Rocker, because I'm clumsy and it hurts when you run into the toggle one
>>710535470
I came
>>710519415
A rocker is easier for a downie to mash on or off with his forehead or flipper
Toggle for those with dexterity
Durability vs ease of use aka rockers are for richer people. To me a rocker doesn't say home so much as it says "house I can't even fart in".
>>710535470
>i'll get you next time gadget, next time...
> Not using swippy-swippy naval switcher master race
u plebs
>>710519415
first off, that toggle is a dimmer toggle. you can see that bc the toggle is in the middle.
second, rockers crack down the face after a few years.
on/off toggles FTW
>>710537863
>a dimmer toggle
Faggot do you even light switch?
>>710538678
http://www.homedepot.com/p/GE-Toggle-On-Off-Dimmer-Switch-Ivory-52131/203747267
asshat
>>710519415
Both are scattered throughout my house
And this is why we can't trust Amerifags with more than 120V.
Pic obliquely related. Faggot.
bamp for the Claw.
>>710539664
put down the weapon sir
