Write a story using only 2 words per post. I'll start.

the game

was lost

nigger nigger

Fucktards rise

vote trump

it's time

ready the

computer. I

need to

write something

because someone

insulted me

on the

Internet. Begin

the transcript:

"What the

fuck did

you just

fucking say

about me,

you little bitch?

I'll have

you know

I graduated

top of

my class

in the

Navy Seals

john haha

, and I've

where did

been involved

you find

numerous secret

this one

raids on

Al-Quaeda, and

I have

over 300

confirmed kills.

I am

trained in

gorilla warefare

and I'm

the top

sniper in

the entire

entire US

Booty Pounder

armed forces.

You are

nothing to

me but

just another

target. I

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will wipe

you the

fuck out

with precision

the likes

of which

have never

been seen

before on

this Earth,

mark my

Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?

You've created yet another vehicle for "le funny banana maymay" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking banana.

And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past year, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: the banana. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.

Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a naked banana. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same 9gag-level images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this banana shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.

fucking words.

You think

you can

get away

with saying

that shit

to me

over the

>>710475645
Internet? Think

again, fucker.

As we

speak I

am contacting

my secret

network of

spies across

the USA

and your

IP is

being traced

right now

so you

better prepare

for the

storm, maggot.

The storm

that wipes

out the

pathetic little

thing you

call your

life. You're

fucking dead,

kid. I

can be

anywhere, anytime,

and I

can kill

you in

over seven

hundred ways,

and that's

just with

my bare

hands. Not

only am

I extensively

trained in

unarmed combat,

but I

have access

to the

entire arsenal

of the

United States

Marine Corps

,and I

will use

it to

its full

extent to

wipe your

miserable ass

off the

face of

the continent,

you little

shit. If

only you

could have

known what

unholy retribution

your little

"clever" comment

was about

to bring

down upon

you, maybe

you would

have held

your fucking

tounge. But

you couldn't

, you didn't,

and now

you're paying

the price,

you goddamn

antidisestablishmentarianist. I

will shit

fury all

over you

and you

will drown

in it.

You're fucking

dead, kiddo