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If two gay dogs wanted to get married would it be possible?

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If two gay dogs wanted to get married would it be possible?
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>>710474254
no. dogs no not mate for life and have no concept of marriage.
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>>710474613
what this annon said
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>>710474613
So Gay marriage would have to be legal in the state where they live?
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>>710474613
Humans don't necessarily mate for life.
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>>710474753
yes. the state would also have to recognise animal matrimony.
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>>710474885
in the christian countries that practised marriage they did.
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>>710474976
it would also have to recognize marriages without consent.
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>>710474976
So after the dogs passed the appropriate legislation would the church still frown upon the gay marriage aspect?
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>>710475264
ive seen dogs give consent
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>>710475410
which "the church". there are many churches with many different beliefs. depending on the state one could become a government approved prest and perform marriages for less than $10.
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>>710474254
If I'm gay for that fox can I marry it
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>>710475555
I beleve you.
(checkd)
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>>710475555
Confirmed, brb fucking my dog
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>>710475555
Fucking dying :D
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>>710475638
no
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>>710475071
Please. All christianity and it's offshoots did was make a lot of people feel really bad about normal urges and do them in secret maximizing the psychological harm to everyone involved.
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>>710477009
true. but truth can't change histroy. so why are you saying this?
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>>710477102
The point is humans in christian countries didn't mate for life.
They just cheated and were never found out. Well probably not all of them, but i doubt the number of truly monogamous couples was any larger then than it is now.
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>>710477187
you underestimate the power of religion on a illerate population of peasants.
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>>710477293
Yes I do.
Certainly didn't stop the boarding school kiddie diddling in the UK or the inclusion of pork in european diets after a few famines and the 4 crop rotation saw a drastic reduction in the price of pork compared to other meats.
Man is only pious when it's convenient.
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>>710477472
by this point marriage was already an established tradition. i'm talking about days before we knew india existed.
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>>710475555
a dog basically gives consent if it doesn't attack or try to bite when you do something. So if the other gay dog puts the ring o n and the dot dosent try to bite him, he has consented to the gay marriage
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>>710474254
dogs don't need religious validation of their relationship.
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>>710477681
Oh you mean the part of history where we don't even know where or when most famous people were even born and the existence of half of them is disputed?
Yeah i'm sure reports of piousness from this time period were completely objective.
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>>710477958
when everyone is retarded enough the believe there's an invisible man in the sky, watching all of the time. And there going to go to hell for not doing what the church tells them. I would expect the majority of them to do what the church tells them.
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>>710478141
>I would expect
And there's your problem.
I expect differently.
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>>710478240
then you should spend more time IRL and less on 4chan
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>>710478315
What the hell is this middle school tier shit?
Besides your entire argument is the world was different before, you even went far enough back that no one has very much information about what anyone other than famous people were doing and the best you could come up with is "well if you went outside you'd see the truth"?
How? Do i live in the 12th century suddenly? My opinion was based on modern and semi modern human behaviour, if you think i'm wrong about that wouldn't it make more sense to refute that?
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>>710474254
no because gays arent human
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>>710478599
yea. how many propper god bothers you know? Ones that actually believe in the fucker, not just the ones that go to church and say they do.
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>>710478804
See you're just going stupider.
This isn't a case by case thing, it's not something you can get by knowing really nutty monogamous people. It's a trend thing.
There will likely always be completely pious people in this world as long has humans exist, but i'm saying they never made it as far as a majority let alone the whole population.
Especially if christianity and or stupidity was having an effect on it.
The US has one of the biggest percentages of christians in the world but it also has one of the highest divorce rates.
Japan, South korea, Israel and even the UK have lower divorce rates AND much less christians.
Also some of those countries has significantly higher literacy than the US as well.
So if i went out today and somehow managed to talk to everyone I would find that out of the christians and everyone else, everyone else is having doing a better job with marriage.
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>>710479265
so you're saying that no one listened to the church. but they let it exist anyway?
>lemme just give my time and money to an organisation that just builds temples to gods I don't believe in and tells me to die wars for those same gods
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>>710479493
No, i think being a believer and pious are just not necessarily related.
Otherwise people wouldn't have bothered with those great awakenings and priests wouldn't be able to find little boys so sexy.
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>>710474254
Wait. So this isnt a gfur thread??
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>>710479701
It's /b/, the thread is whatever the person with the biggest collection and most patience wants it to be.
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>>710479814
good point. this is a waifu thread now. but only my waifu
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>>710479946
she's cute anon, congrats.
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>>710479946
>spamming a thread with almost no content
Why are you waisting your life like that? If you spam, then make at least sure you're pissing people off
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>>710480121
I like to spam with high quality content no one wanted.
But I also like to only spam with pictures i haven't posted before so i can't do anything today.
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Actually i guess now that i look at it i have enough for a short dump
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>>710475555
Despite your quads, it doesn't work that way Canada
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>>710480516
so this is a g/fur
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>>710480566
Woo dubs decided it
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>>710480566

>>>710480251
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Well that's all. I hope ya'll found something you liked.
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This whole fucking thread is doggist
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