Ask a former pick up artist anything.
Come on the weekend is here and let's get some of you guys laid. I can even help if you're a poorfag.
>>710474101
shameless self bump. I'm in a mood and want to help one of you guys out.
How do I get a girl who already has a boyfriend?
how do i get laid when i still live with my parents and am in school but no income
>>710474101
How do I into magic?
>>710474387
I am a virgin. I have never attempted to pick up a girl, never had a date, I am 19 years old. I want to just find a cute girl, fuck her, and then never talk to her again. I definitely want a girlfriend, but I need to do this first. Take me step by step.
>>710474607
that first one's called a hooker bud.
If I'm peacocking pretty well do you think I can open a two set with some creative negging?
>>710474685
>pick up artist
Im looking for a Barney Stinson-esque way to pick up a chick and fuck her. I don't have the money nor the desire to fuck a hooker, I wanna learn how to pick up a chick. But, again, I also would want to get a girlfriend, so any advice on that would also be much obliged.
>>710474607
Find a cute girl. The ones who wear chokers are sluts soo look for that, hoop earrings or dyed hair. All signs of a slut. Make sure her dad is out of the picture, girls with no dad are like strippers in training. Get her to hang out and then get her drunk. Plow that vagina and never talk to her.
Why did you quit? How did you begin to consistently approach/not get held back by anxiety?
>>710474443
Women are fickle. Some women will cheat and some are loyal. If she is loyal just move on, you're wasting your time. But if she cheats you can do a few things.
1) Make sure she knows you want to fuck her. Don't be like "we should be friends." say "Wow you're hot and I want to do all the dirty things your BF won't"
2) You don't have to be richer than her BF, but you do have to be more impressive. Be creative and do things with her that are fun. Read the free stuff going on and TELL her she is going with you to them, don't ask. be like "There is this funny book reading I want to go to, You're going to have fun when you come out with me."
if she is willing to go with you on dates that are cheap ass without her BF, and you tell her you want to fuck her. You may have a good chance.
>>710474101
Sauce the fuck out plsss
>>710475074
Evans Sisters
Site without moms
>>710474863
so a common rookie perception to all this is that a certain 'technique' or 'trick' will get you good at picking up a chick.
but if you look closely at all the real advice, and as you may eventually learn from real experience, there is no tried and true technique.
most of the work is internal. How you feel. How you see the world and how you see yourself.
and after that, you gotta just fucking practice.
what works for you will come off horribly cringey for another dude. But the worst mistake of all is THINKING too much. No matter how much you think about jumping into a river, it's not gonna happen until you just do it.
>>710474496
The girls don't know your situation. Go to the salvation army and get clothes, tell them you need them fro a job interview and they'll give them to you. Then go to a party with your OK looking duds. Go back to her place or fuck her someplace in public.
It's either that or find a girl that's as por off as you. As in a girl that still lives at home. If you're not in school go for high school seniors. They like older guys and don't care as much if you still live at home. Just say you've got plans.
Once someone introduces me to the woman i can talk,text and blah blah my issue is how do i go myself talk to a lady or what do i talk.
best way to go from dancing in the club with a chick to hooking up?
Since when did Friday count as the weekend?
>>710474863
i'm not op but i'll humor you.
Getting a girlfriend is obviously different from how you'd approach a one night stand. One night stand, make it clear you're just looking for sex, no strings, whenever you approach someone who seems interested. Hit up bars (or college campuses if you're that age.) You'd be surprised at how many decent looking woman just want a quick bang without some guy hanging off of them. Be clear and if they're not interested move onto the next.
Girlfriend, connect emotionally first. (dates, get to know her, whatever.) this is for your sake. take it slow, but if things speed up naturally then that's fine too.
And this is obvious but so many guys don't do this at all: if you want cute grill, make yourself presentable, both physically and socially. I know ugly ass dudes who just cleaned themselves up, stopped mouth breathing, formed a little self respect, and suddenly they're doing alright.
>>710475465
This
>>710474607
OP here this isn't far off.
>>710474891
first time pick up is a little hard but I'll walk you through it.
1) choose any girl and flirt with them. easiest way to do this is ask them a question where ever you are. Like if you are at the mall ask a girl shopping "Hey I'm buying a present for my sister who is your age you think she would like this?"
2) chat her up. Ask about HER. "what are you doing out today? Where did you learn about xxx that you asked? you from around here?"
3) compliment her. Say "hey you're pretty smart, cute too." See if she's receptive. this is hard for a newbie but gotta start somewhere ang give it your best guess.
4) Ask her a question then give her the answer. like "Smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right? Let's go get a pastry at this place I know."
5) if she says yes congrats you just got a date. if you fail just move on. and try again.
>>710474956
quit cause I got married to a lovely woman.
>>710475338
OP here
THIS IS TRUE AS FUCK. All people are different and how they mix is different. There is no "formula"
But there are ways to engage that use human nature. Women love to help if it easy, eveyone loves talking about themselves so let the woman do that. WOmen respond to being told what to do rather than just asking (assuming you do it correctly of course). and most important of all IT'S A NUMBERS GAME!!!
AT my height I was engaging 15 girls a week. I tried to do at least 2 a day. 90% of the time I'd get flat rejected, another 5% it would be maybe it was that last 5% that I did well.
I'd like to point out even at 23 I wasn't that handsome and I was 20 pounds overweight. But still pulling in quality tail.
Ok, I'll bite. Situation: moved to New state so i don't know anyone. I'm about to start college and trying to get together with some girls. Wat do
>>710475465
I was never a man for clubs. Hated them girls were on their guard for guys like me and it made it difficult.
what I will say is this, "don't be shy like at all." If you're dancing and it's going well just go for it. Pull her in and go for a kiss. If she isn't responsive make her the prude by saying "what's the problem?" don't let her think it is OK to just flat out waste your time.
remember in any situations the person who controls the relationship is the person who is willing to walk away. Never be afraid to do that if she is wasting your time.
>>710475842
From my experience this is really good advice. Make sure she knows you're interested in her as a person and don't be afraid to talk about her life. One thing that works really well on some chicks is asking about their day, just make sure she knows you're interested and it'll go smoothly
>>710476282
I'd add on too that 2 big areas you should spend plenty of time exploring are:
1. Knowing Who You Are and What you Like
2. Knowing What You Want and Keeping those Standards
>>710476517
Dude you are in the perfect position.
Guess what? there are a bunch of other people at your school who are in the exact same position.
As such you are in a social position to talk to anyone anytime about anything and it will seem normal. Like it is fine to just go to a diner and if you see a girl sitting alone to just ask, "mind if I sit with you? I fell like everyone is staring at the out of towner when I sit alone."
Intruduce yourself to everyone you can. then don't play a sad sack just try an integrate. Ask the girl behind the counter at the bodega where there is a party. Ask the girl across from you on the bus where to get good food is. Just be open and talkative. People will think you are just friendly and it will throw them off.
>>710474101
I'm into pickup stuff a bit, on and off for a decade. Much of it is pure bullshit, some of it is golden. Made it from depressed lvl25 virgin to a guy witha happy sex life.
I am single at the moment and chasing girls. I do mostly day game, approaching them on the street. Why do I get so many numbers, we agree to text and meet up later, but then I do not get any response at all. Some have even blocked me on just after we exchange numbers. It is really weird. Why does this happen and how can I avoid this?
>>710475842
>smart girl like you like pastry
Insta-laid
>>710477117
Thanks for the advice much appreciated
>>710476942
OP again.
Never thought about those things..too complicated. I'd say it was just more about avoiding what you don't like.
Like I dated a few hippie girls and I was more of a jazz guy wearing fine shoes slacks, colored shirts and sport coats. We looked odd out in public but we still had fun and I'm glad I dat3ed them.
Just don't go for girls you can't deal with cause they are hot, it isn't worth it.
>>710477193
something doesn't add up here.
You have a happy sex life, but you're hung up on not getting responses to texts?
Either you're giving attention to something that needs no attention, because you're getting laid anyway, or you're not quite giving an honest picture.
Also, sounds like you're approaching too hard. Too hard because apparently the girls are too intimidated to say no to your face, but won't reply once they don't have to look at you.
Play it smooth man. If you can see in her face that she's uncomfortable but you keep pushing forward, she'll do what you want in the moment but only out of force. Give off an attitude that you could walk away at any moment and be totally fine, that gives her space to feel like she's chasing you.
>>710477193
they gave you their number to get you off of their ass. a lot of women will pretend to be nice instead of outright turning you down in fear of getting hurt or harassed, and just block you later.
also some are just straight up cunts. don't discount that.
>>710475842
>Smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
Teach me more oh great pick-up master.
>>710477193
Because women are also catty. Don't even worry about it. There is only 2 things you can do about it but it won't help much.
1) once again don't ask tell girls what is going to happen. "Give me you number I am going to call you on thursday and we'll go to a movie." is better than "Hey, can I call you on thursday and take you to a movie?" don't know why it just works better.
2) when you get her number say "come here" and mkae her come closer to you. then give her your phone and have her put her number in and call herself. also don't know why but this also helps.
>>710477549
> You have a happy sex life, but you're hung up on not getting responses to texts?
It's the typical numbers game. I get laid a lot. At this moment I have four fuck buddies, one broke off with her boyfriend to have hot sex with me. I told her that there won't be a relationship and she's cool with it. Just can't be with her boyfriend if the sex is so much hotter with me. Quite a compliment.
But the hottest chicks ignore me after giving me their number. Only app. three out of ten chicks who give me their number will actually meet up with me later on. 5 will not reply at all, the other two just seem to enjoy exchanging endless text messages. I never just ask for the number and leave. There is conversation, fun, laughter, connection, touching, hug for goodbye. I don't get it.
However, if I get that first date, I get action very ofter, 3 out of 5 I'd say. Recently even on the first date. That was my weak point and it appears like I eliminated it.
>>710475490
Sauce?
>>710477753
I am far far from a master. my ex roommate was master but he looked like James Dean and just used to tell women. "hey you're coming home with me."
I am going to tell all you guys the best secret I know. And it's all something you know. But I am going to put it a yoda-like way because for some reason it is the only time any of you assholes listen.
Chicks dig confidence (duh)
The way you get confidence is by winning exactly, but by just trying and not being scared to fail.
It's OK to fail, fail a lot revel in your failing. Enjoy failing. know that with every failer you have you will get better at gauging chicks.
And when you fail just move on. There are plenty of other chicks out there.
When you have no fear of failing you will have confidence and women will pick up on that.
Finally every time you wonder what you should do just ask yourself one question,"what is me in 10 years from now going to think of this choice?" You're video games will be there when you get home that party you know about won't. ALWAYS go for it or you'll be pissed at yourself for not doing it.
>>710474101
Any tips for a 21yo 2m (6'7) tall man? MY only strike against me is I'm living at home to help my mother out with my siblings
>>710475842
>pastry
>>710478423
if you keep clean and well groomed you're luckier than all the short guys here! weight can be hard to put on if you're one of those super tall and skinny guys, but if you can get more muscle, all the better.
be honest about your living situation if it even comes up. no girl worth your time will give you shit for those circumstances, and honestly you'll probably earn some brownie points for helping out your mom. a guy who's good to his mother is a green flag for girls.
need to know more details if you're looking for any specific advice
>>710478423
Funny you mention it but I just had the same thing come up in my real life.
Of course chicks love tall guys. But tiny girls REALLY love tall guys. Chat up girls that are under 5'3". Physically pick them up whenever you can and they'll love you. It must have something to do with feeling like a child again.
You'll unconsciously make them feel safe and secure. Plus fucking them is like using a fleshlight. It's awesome.
>>710478547
I don't get it?
>>710474101
Okay, I wanna bang this Big Tit girl all my friends know but have a GF and she knows it. Any solutions?
>>710474101
Where to pick up MILFs? What places do they frequent?
Pls respond pua guy
>>710478961
Can confirm. I'm 6'2, my fuckbuddy is 5'0, its awesome.
Define pickup artist
>>710479091
Well yeah but you could still be playing with fire.
Only go for it if all of the following are true
1) big tit girl doesn't know or care about your GF
2) You are honestly above average handsome
3) Big tit girl doesn't date much just fucks.
If all of the above are true you will mostly likely be able to pick her up and keep her as a side chick.
I was never a guy to fuck around. Yeah I might be fucking 3 chicks at once but I wouldn't never call any of them my GF. And when I did I never fucked around on them (ok i did once but it was at the end of the relationship).
You have to convince the big tit chick that fucking you is fine, a promise of a relationship is good. Saying your girl isn't good for you helps, if you just want a side chick just being open about it can also work.
>>710479269
that depends anon. If you are under 25 or so....anywhere. But if that is true this is the one time I recommend the bar scene. Hot MILFS love getting hit on by younger guys even if you are just average. When I was about that age I used to go to a karaoke night and was all but garanteed to get some mid 30's woman who was watching her chances of getting a man drift away. Got some quality tail that way.
also the most rookie move of getting a dog to take to the park works great.
>>710475490
Friday after work is the start of the weekend mate
>>710479735
why are you here?
>>710480118
So just go to karaoke bars?
Dates are easy, how do you go from date to bed? Kino obviously but I don't know how to escalate farther than kino. Never kissed a girl either. Also tips on tinder?
Threads literally virgins trying to 'help' other virgins. Very depressing.
>>710479684
Pretty much a virgin (had sex once when I was 14 and a gf for a few weeks at 16) until I was 21. Spent 4 months getting into the pants of a 9/10....then she ditched me. Went "fuck this! and decided to get as much tail as I could. No more chasing 1 or 2 girls. I was going to chase every girl all the time. And I did.
Was I great? no! My best month was 5 new girls I was fucking. I had a roommate who did that in a weekend without even trying. But it was good for me. And since I was always slightly overweight and not handsome I thought I was doing fine.
>>710474101
i need help yo
>>710480428
You have to lead. And you have to be smooth. The touching must be casual, then comfortable, then sensual, then sexual.
In summer I like to have first dates in the park or by the river. Just a blanket, some wine, being chill, that normally does it.
First occasional touching - elbow, shoulder. Maybe fake choking her for being sassy. Then, after some wine being comfy: lying next to each other, her head resting on my arm. Next stage is head or shoulder massage or similar, but with caressing. Then switch to sitting behind her, she sits between my legs. Breathing in her neck makes most chicks go crazy. Hands on her hips or stomach, but caressing, sensually. After a few minutes start kissing her neck lightly. Few minutes of that she will normally turn her head and lean in for a kiss. Normally things go easy from there. Some girls would go home with me, some wait for next date or the date after, but it's hard to blow it at that stage.
>>710480936
This goes over a few hours normally. Don't rush it. One must read her body language. There is only practice, can't explain it. Normally it works leading in a sexy way: "Hey, put your head on my arm. It's more comfy."
>>710480359
No, no, no. It's about the TYPE of place. Go to the "fancy" working class place. The local version of Bennigans that has a liquor licence. That is where the MILFs go with their friends. If you are younger than the other guys in there and can keep yourself together you'll be great.
>>710480428
I can't go into all the details of going for it but I'll boil it down.
step 1) when you feel comfortable just kiss her
step 2) there is no step 2
don't think about it go for it! There is no "right time" just go for it. If she rejects you just ask "do I do something wrong?" it mkaes what you are doing normal and she is being the weird one.
>>710480567
whatever mate, been out of the game awhile but human nature doesn't change.
>>710481019
>>710480936
Your advice is solid but your writing is shit mate
Still, that breathing on the neck thing is a good one. A lot of guys miss that. Another one: running the tips of your fingers over sensitive areas - thighs, neck, upper arms/shoulders, spine, etc.
ITT virgins fall for shit tier b8 written by a virgin
Do you think Wireshark would be bypassed by certain malware?
>>710480936
this is the worst advice I've read the whole tread. Technically true, too much bull shit.
better technique....
ask her about something inane and boring and have her explain it in detail.
Kiss her to shut her up.
>>710481110
>makes her think she's the weird one
>instead of you, the creeper trying to kiss a total stranger when shes clearly not into you
that's how you get restraining orders, faggot.
>>710475842
>Smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
I knew this thread would be great when I saw PUA mentioned in the OP.
>>710475842
Sounds cringeworthy what you just said
>>710481178
Look mate all the little things take lots of time to learn and experiance. I'm not giving a TED talk here. What I am trying to do here is the equivalent of giving a very basic tool box of skills. Most of you guys are fine. You have trouble with girls because no one gave you the basic tool box.
"if you have a screwdriver, vice grips, wd-40, and duct tape you can get the basics done"
>>710474101
Any tips for a manlet, I'm 5'4", all girls want a taller guy so do I just kill my self???
>>710481227
he said while on a date. It isn't 1961 trying to kiss a girl on even a first date is normal.
>>710481149
> your writing is shit mate
English is my third language.
>>710481543
Go to Asia or Latin America. Chicks are much hotter there anyway and height won't be an issue.
>>710481370
OP here
I am completely unfamiliar with this. Just looked it up and yeah there is some stuff there, but seems to complicated.
Didn't see anything about pastry though? Why do you guys keep thinking that is funny?
I was looking at conning desperate men out of their money and was hoping you could give me some pointers.
Is it better to sell people a book with incomplete information so you can then also sell seminars and lessons? Or would it be better to just use false testimonies on my website?
>>710481544
fucking hilarious kiddo
>>710481795
who not both?
I'm pretty sure a lot of the times that I interact with women they're interested in me. It's very easy for me to have a woman be comfortable around me, and it's really natural for me to get them to laugh. But every time, every situation, I say goodbye, and walk away thinking "she was really interested in me I could have probably asked her out." I just never feel like the whole going for the number part is in my system. Oftentimes I can even tell when I leave that they seem disappointed/confused.
This has been my M.O. for as long as I can remember. I had a really shit K-12 social development experience, choosing to focus on difficult studying instead. I feel like something is missing inside. This sucks.
>>710481543
No, it just means you got to play it up as well as any other strengths.
I can tell you my best bro in my mid 20's was 5'5" and had more game than me. He was hilarious, tough, was fun, and just a great guy.
Chicks loved him. He even had a fat face cause they had to take out part of his jaw. He was thin but his face looked like he was fatter than he was.
The only thing I can tell you is well....don't wory about it you can't change it so work with what you got.
>>710475465
You say, lets get out of here.
If she is down to fuck, she'll go, and you have all green lights to plow it. Don't be shy. She wants to you fuck her.
Don't worry if she says no, get her number and move on.
>>710476319
Lol I ain't clicking that shit nigga
>>710480428
>>710480936
> this, leading is mostly it
I got my first kiss by leading on accident. I made some joke about how my girlfriend (not real) would find out about us, then I stuck out my hand and pull her towards me aiming for a hug, but it ended up as a kiss.
>>710474101
give me your most successful tinder pickup lines
>>710477822
Dubs of truth. It's called being assertive and confident, leadership qualities.
This works in any situation, not just "pulling girls".
I need tips on how to pickup a conversation with anyone anywhere
>>710482628
>im glad that you'd be glad
>im glad that you'd be glad that i'd be glad
>glad
Been self improving for more or less a year now. I noticed that changing yourself (physically and mentally) is the deal breaker.
But how do i prevent screwing it up when I have a crush on a girl? For some reason i unconsciously give too many sings of interest i think. I could appear too needy. Any tips to realise im acting too needy?
>>710482733
whatever, it got her over to my place and fuckin within an hour of matching
>>710482781
LMAO if your only goal is to fuck girls youre a fucking pathetic loser
>>710481967
OP again. Look I will share with you my worst time doing just that about two months after I decided to pick up girls all the time.
>be 21
>news says big storm coming 2-3 feet of snow
>get a phone call from cute chick I know
>"hey anon want to hang out for the storm"
>girls never call me so go..."Uhh ok"
>girl comes over
>want a drink?
>"sure anon"
>she doesn't drink it
>"want to watch a movie?"
>"sure anon"
>"watch movie too scared to make a move. Don't know if she is just lonely and scared or wants the dick.
>finish movie
>"anon I need more cigarettes"
>call all night bodega and walk there to get cigarettes in 2 feet of snow.
>watch another movie
>still too scared to try anything
>afterwards she is like "I'm going to go home anon the storm is over"
>It is 3:30 in the morning and snow everywhere.
>try to get her to stay, she leaves anyway
>realize later she came over as an excuse to fuck and be trapped with me
>never hung out with her again.
yeah...because she called me I had no idea at the time. and realized she was pissed I DIDN'T go for it. I was more outgoing about a month later.
Point is go for it. worst that can happen is she says "no". and that is fine.
>>710482902
wow
>>710482902
M'lady
i want a fuck buddy with no feelings attached
>>710482965
Yeah like...I really don't think I'm beta or whatever, maybe a bit, or alpha/pulling in chicks left and right kind of thing. I've fucked 10+ chicks, but it has always been through online first. I have never, ever done the whole try in person/get rejected thing, ever. Ever. I'm pretty sure that at this point I've just internalized that absence to be part of my M.O. I don't really think I'd have a problem with doing it either, I think I just have to break through that seemingly endless void.
Thanks for your help and sharing your story.
>>710482902
Shut up faggot
>>710483433
get lost
>>710482756
Two things:
Don't care for the outcome. Feel your connection, but don't be desperate for that one chick.
And practice. The more often you do it the more natural it will be for you. Weird behavior disappears with experience.
>>710482685
there is only 2 situations where no one is really bothered by talking to a random person.
1) asking for help
2) giving help.
for the first one just ask a girl a question for help at any time. Like you're an idiot about a subject. "where can I buy a coffee around here?" "do you know how to get to such and such?" "Is this a good product to buy?" whatever.
2) giving help. I've found if you can fix boredom is the best way around this. Learn a few clean jokes, a few simple magic tricks or bar bets, or games that can be played anywhere with everyday items.
How do I get in my ex's pants
>>710477193
You're saying something they don't like or acting over familiar. I go for the banter if my mouth talking game isn't showing up. Every time I talk to a woman it's different. Just the other day the bird in spar told me her life as a mess so the next day I went in with a little daisy and said her life isn't that bad, keep smiling. I felt cringe af but different days different things. Maybe today I'll ask her out for coffee but I'm not really up for drama with women atm
Im 19 and want to sleep with a girl that's 23, she has lots of guys chasing her. I have a beard and look older than I am. How do I get into this girls pants??? I managed to get her number when we met because she sells shrooms, so I can contact her
>>710483228
point is you're never going to know till you've gone for it.
>>710483549
much more eloquently put than I have this whole thread.
My man
>>710474101
Oldfag (40+) how do I get a girl in the 20's?
is pua stuff mostly just techniques for giving socially awkward losers confidence, rather than the psychological manipulation that the famous ones rant about nonstop? because it looks like a joke and i couldnt imagine the silly tricks they talk about working on me.
>>710483789
Yep, definitely. Thank you.
A random, really, really, hot chick added me on facebook. We have been messaging for about three weeks.
she's religious so I played it as if she were a 'good' girl. She has shown some interest, messaging me first, calling me handsome and a few other things. Later found out she has recently turned religious so she may have a slutty past, I dont know.
Called her about a week ago and asked for a date, I didn't make her laugh on the phone but she does seem the introverted type (which I love), anyway, we have the date set for Saturday.
Part of me feels like it's too good to be true. I do have a fwb so it helps with not caring about outcome. Just been thinking that she want's me for the attention I give her and not as an actual long term mate (which is what I'm looking for).
What can I do to increase my chances of nabbing this fine girl?
>daily struggle of how to message her based on if shes a good or bad girl
>feeling a bit like she may just want attention and not a date since she added me first
>>710483644
have you tried asking her out? Tell her you think she is stupid hot and you were just getting the courage. Being a little unsure at first is fine, girls think it is cute. Just be sure to know what you want after that. Once again be assertive and when she asks "where are we going to go?" have a good, simple plan.
>>710483794
5/10 girls with shitty childhoods. Unless you are handsome 40 or rich that is your best bet.
>>710483794
I'm 35. Last chicks were 18, 18 and 20. They're much easier than the older ones. It started working with the younger ones when I put actual effort in being hot. Work out, lose weight, good clothes. Also, be fun. The young ones mostly don't care about money. But old losers are a major red flag. Look and act experienced and seasoned, but don't be 'old'.
>>710484046
not really handsome but not grosse, I am fit not chubby. Also not really rich but above average on my area, I have my own house plus two more as investment, two cars and a bike. But I'm shy and since my divorce I don't trust anyone.
Hey OP, here's a scenario for you.
I'm a 24 year old virgin who just got off a relationship. I only made it to 2nd base. Been feeling down and frustrated. What are good places to find a girl who want to fuck? I still have my baby face (can pass as a 16 year old, been teased about it from co-workers) and I think older women are turned off of this :V
>>710484187
Good advice. I am a funny guy and I am fit, but I really are sloopy on the clothing, gonna change that.
>>710477951
>have hot sex with me
OK anon, whatever you want to think
>>710484026
man that's a tough one....
My dad only ever gave me once piece of advice when it comes to women. "Treat queens like whores and whores like queens". Is you're unsure I'd just say play it by ear.
Personally I'd just go full Max Hardcore on her,
>>710483998
Not OP. PUA comes in many shapes. Quacks are everywhere. But some advice is life changing solid. Tyler Durden/RSD, Mark Manson, Pook are good sources.
The good stuff is mostly about improving as a man, show it and close the deal. Engineering, marketing and sales, so to speak.
>>710474101
why are you a former? you forget how to talk or something
>>710474101
Why do you even refer to yourself as a former anything? You're a former nothing. "Pick up artist" = someone who asks enough girls to suck their dick that one finally does.
You should be calling yourself a "former embarassingly desperate creep" if anything.
>>710484288
Yes, you must. Young girls like the hot older guys, but then it is super easy. You absolutely must be your best self. And you must lead with confidence and self assurance, and ability. Remember, you've seen it all, you know the world.
>>710484206
Don't play them down to your level, play them up to your level. Show them what you have to offer over younger guys but give them nothing. Tell them that they are smart but treat them like a child. The bike will be a big draw come spring but for now just try and make them feel like they are better than their peers and they are lucky you are even talking to them. Don't pander and get them to do adult stuff with you.
I have crippling social anxiety. How can I learn to do cold approaches in public when I can't bring myself to chat up a cashier?
>>710484313
you poor idiot
how do i get over a particular girl, now that shes married
should i try to get with her one last time? i think she still loves me, we never hooked up but were really good friends and basically on the track to dating before we went to different schools
cant seem to get over her and its been 4 years and she just got married to her bf of 3 years
>>710484269
Go one way or the other man.
If you've got you own place and can pass for a teenager go for teenagers. Or go for hot 30 year olds if they think you are younger at first they will be more into you.
>>710474101
I got this problem that I'm stuttering. Not that much as I did when I was younger but sometimes I still do.
I'm not really a looser or something, had some girlfriends and got laid often enaugh so I got some experience in fucking but everytime I need some time to show that I'm actually a cool guy.
But what do I do when I'm clubbing or stuff, it's pretty hard to make a good first impression when I have a hard time to introduce myself or even struggle with pick up lines? When I'm drunk I'm more likely to stutter because I can't focus on doing not. In this case I sometimes tell them I'm just to drunk to articulate but then they just think I'm way more drunk then I actually am.
>>710484668
should add ive had gf's inbetween that time, im not an inept virgin. i just cant get over this one girl. pretty much the reason i couldnt commit to my ltr of 2 years and broke it off with her
>>710484376
got married.
>>710484698
not OP but do you stutter because you are nervous? or just always stutter when talking. if its nerves, practice on talking to girls without getting nervous. just do it alot, it becomes easier
>>710484723
makes sense
>>710484437
good advice thanks
>>710484566
great thanks
>>710484709
jesus dude. Just get back out there. I can't do it for you, you just need to get back on the horse man. Only way to get over it.
>>710484588
Not OP but talk to everyone. Family and friends. Your problem is with interacting with people in general (been there myself). Eventually, learn to bring anyone up to an emotional happy interactions AKA: flirting. Basically, learn to be more social.
>>710484723
i know i am lucky and this will sound douchey, but i have a kind of opposite problem. i must be attractive and stuff because my problem is chicks seem to always be into me. this is awesome, until it comes to your friends and roomates and stuff. how do i get chicks to tone the fuck down when they are gfs of my roommates or friends? like sometimes i feel bad, they will do obvious shit to flirt and i will have to play it off like it was a joke and im not interested in them at all. my friends never say anything because i am never actively reciprocating but i can tell they notice things and it probably makes them feel bad
>>710484970
my one friend's wife openly stated once when us 3 were hanging out that she had a huge crush on me when we first met, and my friend laughed and said he knew, and was glad that i rejected her
>>710484886
i know, i have a girl im currently seeing. i can never get that first chick out of my head, i think about her all the time, i would marry her today if i could and we never even so much as kissed. wtf is wrong with me
>>710484698
OP here
I used to stutter. Actually I still can't talk to people with a stutter or I start to do it to and they think I'm making fun of them.
Once again turn your weekness into a strength. Say you don't usually stutter unless your heart is beating really fast so she must be cute. That if she just gives you a second you'll accept it and you'll be fine. Once again a little bit of cringe is OK, but just a little and you need to get over it quick. It's flattering,
>>710484889
I work from home, I don't have friends at all, I talk to maybe 1 person a day. I am terrified of talking to people I don't know because I will say something wrong and they'll judge me.
>>710484690
That's the thing, I don't have my own place. That's still a work-in-progress.
>>710475525
words of gold
>>710484970
I don't believe you at all. even my roommate that got more tail than a toilet seat didn't have that problem. He looked like James Dean, was in a band, and put almost zero effort into getting laid.
>>710478961
This. Gf straight up told me the reason she crushed on me is cuz I'm a "giant" 6ft 7. Always tells me "how safe i make her feel" mfw I'm a giant Teddy bear
>>710484776
It's a speech defect and I do it since I was born. But as I told, it's much better then it was and many people don't even notice when I'm just smalltalking.
>>710485264
Good to know I'm not the only one, I actually never met someone who's stuttering too. Your tipp about saying it's because she's cute or something like that sounds silly enaugh that it could actually work. Good thing is I learned to give a fuck so I have nothing to loose.
>>710485303
read the rest of the thread. I can't fix your anxiety only tell you to go out and fail and not to worry about it because eveyone fails...a lot.
>>710485307
Then go for teenagers. They don't care, or go for married women they don't care either if you only want to fuck.
Jesus I didn't not think I'd be doing this much work.
>>710474101
OP, I've read you replies so far, you're game is weak sir.
>>710485792
I fail constantly. I try to talk to someone and go completely blank and start to panic. It feels like there are hands around my throat.
>>710481420
cringeworthy and effective
>>710485520
yeah i dont know i was just wondering if OP had any tips on putting your friends up or wingmanning or something so chicks go for them instead of me
>>710485977
not op here but start doing drugs. it helps more then you might think and you got nothing to lose anyway
>>710474863
>I don't know how to walk. Please teach me a quick trick how to climb the everst so I can get the confidence to casual run in the park after that.
>>710485977
Go in with no expectation. Anyone you talk to is free to respond positively or negatively if they want. Don't worry about the outcome man. Just putting yourself out there, making an effort, that's progress. Small steps will lead to improvement.
>>710481227
You actually think someone will bother in getting a restrain order for trying to kiss them while on a date? Some girls won't even get restrain orders against abusive partners.
>>710486020
Oh sorry I am OP and that reply was me.
Look just be a little gross. like if you said something like, "Don't make those eyes if you were dating me I'd fuck you doggy style and shit in your parents bed."
Be too cocky also works.
>>710486045
I used to do that. Coke helps quite a bit, however it's terribly expensive. Alcohol makes me close up even more, weed makes me even more paranoid, anything I've tried doesn't work either.
>>710486273
alright thanks ill try that
>>710474863
OP again
OP and his wingman after a really long hard night. Still convinced Barney was based on us.
So there's 3 girls who want the D.
Funny thing is that: all of them stopped texting me for a sudden.
Should i just keep the radio silence and wait for them to warm up or try to closure again?
Nearly all my last texts were something like "How was your day?".
>>710486498
they probably all got teh D somewhere else, next time dont wait so long
Not OP here, he's just a common street magician, I'm a fucking wizard. There are two things guys generally want when they become interested in getting girls. They either want the confidence to fuck girls or they want to fuck a certain girl. If you want to just fuck girls, it's easy, you will eventually get lucky by just talking up as many girls as you can. This is why most PUAs believe they are the shit because they can get girls. There is a difference in taking what you want and taking what you can. Most men, and I honestly believe everyone here, will never experience that. To get the confidence to get the girls you want, you have to build yourself. It takes a lot of discipline and experience, but it can be achieved in a relatively short time and no, you don't have to go out and practice and make an ass of yourself like most PUAs suggest. Some guys are fine with that because they don't have any dignity, but if it bothers you to replicate their behavior, it's because you are aware of better things that can be achieved, you just haven't stoked the fire enough.
>>710485871
ehh maybe I am being over simplistic, or maybe my game has gotten weak over the last 6 years I have been out. But at least I want to help.
There is no reason most of ya'll shouldn't be pounding beaver and not here. You just need a little help, not even a lot. Just a little. I'm trying to do what I can.
>>710486896
this is touching on the right subject. basically if you want your pick of the women, you have to be a pick yourself. fucking like what you do and love your life and you wont have any problems. work on yourself, work out at the gym, get your degrees, and get a nice career going and youll have your pick of the women. women naturally want a provider, you can trick them in the short term but if you want to really land a hottie for life, you are going to have to step up somehow
>>710486896
I might be a common street magician (actually I am, literally). But doing what I can.
The real community was coming around just as I was getting out. I had to teach myself this shit when I was 22 so go fuck yourself.
But I met guys like you out there. Guys who said I needed to make real money, or already be cut.
Fuck off faggot. Regular guys want poon too.
>>710483644
Drop shrooms with her, what are you, retarded?
>>710486585
Well the thing is i 'tought' i had it in the bag. Its been only like... 30hours. All of them wanted to meet but now suddenly they reading the message but not responding.
I guess i just wait them to come forward.
>>710486977
Then you should be well aware that there isn't much you can do for them. It is for them to understand. They have to make their own mistakes and seek their own education. I will tell you all this, everything you need to have a good life is right here on the internet. You're sitting at the most powerful device in human history and you're wasting your life away posting on an anonymous image board. You have more opportunities available to you than anyone else in history. What's your excuse? Getting a girl is not going to solve your problems. Find solutions to them and the girls will come, there will be so many, that you will eventually grow bored with them and seek out a special one to settle down with. I myself went five years without a girl till I find one worth keeping. You will eventually realize that the only reason you want to fuck so many girls is because you were unable to before. Like when they people buy more when they go grocery shopping hungry and what you can't or don't have, only makes your appetite more ravenous.
>>710487564
it's never in the bag, until "it's in the bag" brother.
>>710474101
How many girls have you fucked?
If you have fucked loads of women, how do you think this has effected you emotionally/psychologically/changed your views? Please give the positives and negatives.
>>710474101
maybe this is out of your area of expertise, but how do I get an ex gf back, or at least fuck her once more? we're in college and she's still in a relationship with the guy who came after me even though he transferred somewhere like 10 hours away. i'm pretty sure she still really likes me
>>710474101
Meet this girl on Bumble. She's pretty cute and has a good career, like myself.
We talk for a little over a week, a finally meet up because of semi conflicting schedules.
Date went well, 3 hours of decent chemistry and talking at a small restaurant. Ended with a hug. This was her first date after a 2.5 yr relationship.
We continued texting and seemed like she enjoyed herself.
Our next date is tomorrow night. She wants to see a movie fairly late, and has to work early the next day. Apparently too busy to do much beforehand, such as dinner. Whats my move? I'm 30 and 28. We are seeing "The Accountant" if that helps. Like what the fuck am I supposed to do... hold her god damn hand at some point? We can't fucking talk, its a god damn movie. Fuck this is stupid.
>>710487599
Dude I've said I'm married which is why I am a "former". I'm fine.
and yes there is stuff I can do for them. A few basic tools can make the world of difference. Advice is a form of nostalgia given from the experienced to the inexperienced.
>>710474387
Usually go to a country bar, not my scene but the place is packed with women and pool tables. What's the first step
>>710486896
>it takes a lot of experience
>you don't have to go out and practice
wait, so how do you get the experience then?
>>710487706
Why do you want to do that bro? Sounds like one of those things that will hurt everyone (yourself v much included) if she's with another dude now.
That being said, find a way that you can be drinking with her, away from her bf, preferably just the two of you together (not with other friends). Because you've been w/ her as bf, it is appropriate to talk about sex (tell her how hony you've been), just casually, talk about girls that you've been finding attractive (don't tell her though if you've fucked anyone else). Gauge her reaction, and ask her sexual qs about her, whta her bf is like etc. Escalate physical contact, sexual suggestions, until suggestion she goes with you somewhere private (your place her place) to have weed, alcohol, show her your new art or whateverthefuck.
Honestly though, this might be one of those things that gives you bad feelings afterwards/makes her hate you.
>>710487706
>i'm pretty sure she still really likes me
Doesn't sound like it anon, forget her and move on
>>710475012
What do you think of redpillers and their AWALT? I've heard claims that any woman will cheat, but you seem to think differently.
This is probably the first time you'll hear a situation like this and I doubt someone can come up with a good answer.
I'm in a really weird situation. I'm 6'7'', blonde hair, blue eyes, above average handsome and currently in Japan. A Chinese girl at my school really likes me and we already fucked, but the problem is : She doesn't speak a word of English. At school, when we talk, we usually speak in really crappy Japanese and mostly through fkn google translate on our phones. I really like her, but the language barrier is just so awkward, and I feel like because of that she starts losing interest in me over time. She basically only likes me for my foreign looks, we've never had a deepgoing conversation. When we go out she brings an English speaking friend so she can translate. How do I keep her interested in me, without getting rid of the language barrier?
>>710487672
Somewhere in the neighborhood of 150.
Positives: done most of what I have wanted to, lots of fun, stopped wating my time, learned what I really liked, (most important) Stopped giving a shit about trying to fuck 9/10 cause too many of them suck in bed.
Negatives: had to reign it in early with wife. we have fun but will never have that crazy sex again. got frustrated quickly when my game was off.
But there is one huge thing. My wife looks wise is 5/10 maybe 6/10. She is plain not unattractive but not hot. However she us French-Canadian so she is aging beautifully. But I love her with all my heart. I have fucked and dated much hotter girls. But I don't want anyone else, not because I couldn't get them but because I knew what I wanted. She is just the sweetest most fun person I have ever been with. I never would have realized how much more important it was to be with a girl that is awesome than hot if I hadn't been with hot girls that were lame to realize it.
>>710488372
So you speak English with very little Japanese and she speaks Chinese with very little Japanese. You're both trying to communicate with a 2nd language (that you're shit at), but you don't want to get rid of that barrier?
Can you elaborate? Do you see yourself marrying this girl or can you somehow communicate the word "fuck buddy" to her?
>>710488372
Are you fucking dense? Learn to speak her native tongue. If you really care about her, you will go above and beyond her expectations. Don't ask for her help in learning it either. Learn it and begin speaking it to her and let her correct you, she'll probably laugh at you and fall for you even more and you will definately score major points that you care enough about her to learn her language. Another thing about Chinese girls, they love men who take an interest in their culture and you should tell her that family is very important to you above all else eventually at some point. Also, Chinese girls hope some shining knight will swoop in and save them from their boring Chinese peasant housewife life. One reason she likes you is because you're different and not some average Chinese cuck that's going to yell at her about dinner not being on the table at 5pm or make her wash his feet. She's looking for an escape, you have to be that for her.
>>710488271
The whole lock and key thing is BS.
Yeah some women will cheat. And if they do don't date them. Cause if they cheated on a guy with you they will cheat on you with someone else.
Wife was a bigger MRA than me when we met. She actually got me more into it because of how much she hated the women she knew and saw what they were doing to their men.
I was never against fuck girls in relationships or if they were married, figured if they were going to do it it might as well be me. But have known some good women that really wanted to fuck but wouldn't. I respected that.
>>710488473
Cheers Op. Honestly, I think I'm a bit fucked. Totally broke up with my only longer term gf because of how she looked. But loved her to bits, and she loved me, said so, and I believed her.
But could never comitt properly to her (we were constantly breaking up it felt like, but I was a weak shitty cunt so kept fucking her), I would always have that feeling of not wanting her to be with me for life, would think of not being attracted to her face, not wanting to have kids with her because of this.
I think I need to just stop thinking about her, but she's so easily the person I've had the strongest feelings for/care about most/want best for/knows me best and deepest.
The idea of having a hot gf has tainted me I think. Even recently, I fucked this hot girl, and I was (still am?) so enamored with her but realistically it's got a lot to do with how hot she is.
>>710474101
Alright op, let's give you a challenge.
How would a chubby white 20 yr old, social iditot, surrounded by mostly brown people at his college, meet anyone to talk, let alone pick them up?
And since we're at it, make their parents helicopter parents. And poorfag. Your move op.
>>710488797
Well according to her, we're in a relationship. But yeah that's right, we both speak crappy Japanese and the only other language she speaks is Chinese. We're both studying japanese so eventually we'll get rid of the language barrier. But for now, how do I keep her interested?
>>710488887
Her family also lives in Japan and her father is rich af. She pays for all our dinner and drinks, even the love hotels. Trying to learn Chinese is the same as saying to study astronomy to get with a female astronaut. Will take way too much time too.
>>710489403
What I'm saying is, is that shes not your average chinese housewife looking for a better future with a eurofag.
>>710487706
I went through this. I had what the PUA community calls oneitis. They will generally tell you to give up man, but you that's bullshit. Like I mentioned earlier, you can get any girl you want. Men decide every aspect of a relationship with the opposite sex. The trick to getting a woman to like you has been ascribed to making them think it was their idea all along, so the ball is already in your court man. There is no meant to be, you can get any girl you set your eye on. I used to do it all the time. If this girl is worth getting back, what you want to do is correct your attitude. Get all the positive thoughts of her and good times with her in the past out of your head, erase them completely. Don't act on them and eventually they will fade till one day she will be just a distant memory. Then, if somehow you manage to convince yourself that you still even like her even though she abandoned you and did some fucked up shit and betrayed your trust. What you do is you harden the fuck up. Take cold showers. Start doing strength training, take boxing lessons and spar. Get punched in the face. You want to be build up your confidence to the point where you can confront someone and they will back down just because your attitude is so intense. Don't fake it until you make it, that is bullshit. That only works in situations where you can manage outcomes through perseverance and willpower. You can't beat biology my friend and she can smell the fear on you. Once you've adjusted your life, then start doing everything in your life better. Strive for excellence. Burn your ships to reach goals, cause as much stress as you can to build your resolve. The point is, by the time your done, if you're not already swimming in other pussy, she won't be able to say no and I guarantee she will say some bullshit like "You've changed" almost immediately after she asks if you want to catch up if you don't ask first. I've already done this with my oneitis.
>>710489136
Well, you said it yourself.
Until another 6'7 blonde haired blue eyed handsome male starts strutting around that speaks perfect Chinese, I doubt she is going to be running off cheating on you with some 5'2 limp dick Jap.
Do you have a sense she is losing interest? Or are you actually both making progress learning the language? Progress is interest.
>>710489102
What's to get?
You are rare. You are somebody they want.I have fucked brown chicks, nothing wrong with it. Go for one you like. If you are in college they want to sound smart. So just speak like a white person and pick up the girl that speaks like a white girl. What's the problem?
>>710488372
Have her teach you Chinese, teach her English.
Discovering together is an amazing thing.
>>710489102
Not op, but here's my opinion:
>How would a chubby white 20 yr old, social iditot,
1) How you feel about yourself/confidence will influence how you actually look to other people:
obviously your mannerisms and swagger will show. It will influence the way you dress. If you believe that you are a boss, and have bossly intentions to pick up you will dress like this. And, if you are intentioned, your body will show this too. Ie, if you work out, even if it's only been something you've been doing for the past few weeks, the muscle memory of your body working to do somethign physiccal will remain even when you're not working out. People will be able to tell that your body has intentions, likewise if you just sit on your ass and jack off all the time, your body will subtly idsplay these intentions.
2) Things in life is overwhelmingly more to do with practice, effort and time put in than natual endowment. If you talk to girls all the time, even if you're fucken rubbish at it at first, you will start to relax into it as you go on, and you will get better as you learn and grow.
So start working out, caring for how you physically appear to other people as best you can, and get into the habit of being the person you want to be, ie, talk to the girls you want to fuck until it ain't no thing. rejection is a good thing here.
>surrounded by mostly brown people at his college
Brown people are hot. Make friends, get that thick ass.
>helicopter parents
Gradually start to become your own man. You don't have to cut your parents off or anything, but as much as possible, make your own decisions and leave tehm out ofwhat you don't want them to be up in in your life. Just step by step.
>poorfag
Get a job. And assess objectives. If you want to get laid, use tinder. Quite easy to find a girl who will fuck on first date. I've done it a couple of times w/o after only buying her a single drink. In the UK sometimes you can get away w/ splittinng the bill.
>>710489536
Might as well tell you in detail then. I'm 18 years old and age of going to clubs etc here is 20+ only. She's always going with her friends to a wellknown place where a lot of sluts go. I can't join because I cant enter the clubs. Idfk whats shes doing there. For all I know she might be fucking other guys. She's fucking hot and knows how to abuse it. She made the first move on me too. She started flirting with me from day one. Not only me tho, other guys too. She knows what she can get and shes good at it. Thats why i'm a little suspicious. Pic is us.
Also if any of you really want the girl you are kinda seeing to be more serious try a bonding lodge.
It's like a sweat lodge but for fucking. You hold up in a tent for a few days with no food and just fuck. it becomes this amazing connecting experience where you are just more in love than anyone. I'd highly suggest it.
OP out, I have to get some breakfast will come back if this thread is still alive.
Hope I helped at least a few of you.
>>710490041
Cheers OP, Confirmed good cunt.
>>710489403
No it's not, it's more like you being an astronaut and she's a cosmonaut and you're on her ship. You gave me no real reason as to why you can't learn Chinese. Time is on your side, it's what you do with it that counts. Let me go ahead and tell you what that rich father wants, her not to marry a Caucasian. Chinese are notoriously racist towards whites. I can already going to tell you this isn't going to end well and if it does work out, you will destroy her life because there is a high risk her family will forsake her and your potential kids. Chinese is the way to go, you don't need to be fluent and speak it better than her, hell ,if you fail miserably, it's the thought that counts in her eyes. By the way, Asian women are too easy. Japanese girls don't even sleep with their own men and when I went there in 2014, they were literally fighting over me and men who I thought were Yakuza told me to leave and not come down this street anymore.
>>710489803
Right. We're in the same class studying Japanese tho. There is really no need to exchange language like that, since we're both interested in Japanese.
>>710474101
Did you consider it a job or a hobby?
I'm in one of the best fraternities at my school but haven't gotten laid at one of our parties yet. What do
>>710489896
pffffff you're fucking average/ugly dude. You should hit the gym or something. But there's nothing you can do with that face/head.
>>710490150
I get what youre saying.
However :
>>710490177
Imo it would be a waste of time to study Chinese since we're already both studying Japanese.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581aaa4bacfc2
>>710490343
Actually hitting the gym and thats one of the reasons she likes me.
>>710489896
Question for you living in Japan.
Is it hard to get laid with japanese girls there? Is it hard to find a girlfriend there for foreign people? I'm quite tall, brown hair, green eyes, kind of handsome, average dick 5,5inch.
I've been attracted to asian girls since forever. Even in my country I'm only attracted to petite, dark haired girls.
>>710490709
It's the easiest shit ever. Most Jap chicks fkn love foreign guys. You would have to speak a little Japanese though because their English is shit.
>>710490935
I heard there're certain gaijin clubs with easy to pick up girls. Can you elaborate a bit on that or is this fake info?
Is it easy to invite girls to your place or they're not so easy?
Yeah I heard about japanese language being a must. I'm trying to learn basics.
>>710487959
I didn't contradict myself there. You misunderstand. Experience is going to happen whether or not you are actively attempting to get girls. You will notice things and if you're a rather intelligent person like I'd like to believe of myself, you will notice these social cues and can even read between the lines from PUA writings or watching videos of YT believe it or not. What I mean about not having to practice is that you don't have to actively engage girls, if you prepare yourself and develop your attitude and by attitude, I mean, develop some grit, don't just be some guy, be a fucking man. Girls will come to you and if they don't try ton contact you outright, all you need to do is be around them and catch eye contact, if they hold your gaze and look away, they a re receptive and then you engage them like you would any other person and it will become sexual. There is no friendzone, the funny thing is, the so called friendzone is where you want to get to, it's not a barrier, it's only a barrier because most guys stop there. She's actually, leaving the door wide open for you. I have never went out on the street and actively engaged any and every female I could to get numbers and hook up. I got with one girl and then when I got more comfortable being with girls, I went after another girl using this same principle and that ultimately becomes the experience, it just gets too damn easy eventually.
>>710491075
Well, love hotels are a big thing here. Near every club there are dozens of love hotels. You can pay for 2 hours and leave, or stay for the whole night (expensive). Never tried to go to my place. As for the gaijin clubs, I don't know since I'm fkn 18. The 'clubs' that don't check IDs tho, are easy so the 'gaijin' clubs will undoubtedly be even easier.
How do I get my friend laid, ever since he lost his gf he has had a bad aura around him and no females want anything to do with him. He's skinny and lean with muscle, unfortunately big nose, and almost 6ft. Any bitch that goes for him has 2kids and yet still out at the bar. I've went thru all my sound advice and it just doesn't work for him. I can get a chick almost any day with my stuff. But doesnt work for him. So any advice for him?
>>710475338
Sounds like u actually know what ur talking about homie
Truth is confidence along with being presentable (not smelly not looking trashy) being somewhat charming being able to make a chick smile or laugh are key starters after that its totally up to u as a person no fancy tricks or formulas otherwise you'll look like a fool trying or saying things out of ur depth
>>710491095
The other thing I've figured out, which has greatly influenced my philosophy regarding women, is that if you don't ask a girl if we're dating, they most likely will never bring it up and you can still hang out and have sex and it will never become an issue. Some will eventually get with a guy and will bring him up down the road and that's kind of your cue that you had your chance to date them, but missed it, but you got to fuck anyway and had fun. If you do ask them are we dating, it does generally seem to lead into dating which can be bad if you don't want that, so avoid it and if she brings it up. Tell her that it was not your intentions to hurt her, but you were not aware that you were both together and thought you just wanted to have some fun. She might get upset, but tell her this was her idea, you didn't want to disappoint her and now she is making you disappoint her. She will begin thinking that she had made a mistake and begin thinking that she's a whore for sleeping with you and want to blame you to make herself feel better. Tell her she did nothing wrong and you don't think any less of her and no one outside of you both even knows and just hold her and tell her you both had fun and make fun of her o'face, try to make her laugh. Try to keep her around because more sex will make her more comfortable with it and you. It will be your dirty secret with her which girls like. If she gets aggressive, then just leave and be prepared for possible trouble down the road, best to avoid girls that set off your radar, they may throw a rape accusation on you just to make themselves feel better. I firmly believe that males are in charge of the entire courtship process.
>>710491354
that's nice. The language barrier is what kinda hold me back, how do you even get laid with your girl in the first place if you weren't able to comunicate properly?
>>710491691
I guess she likes me for my looks or she wants to brag to her friends or something. I bought her a 1$ dollar necklace and before I even gave it to her, she wanted a picture of me giving it to her. I guess so she could show her friends how lovely of a boyfriend she has. I think she cares more about how others perceive us then actually being a couple in love. Well I fucked her, so I won anyway.
>>710491908
I wish I were you brother. Just a question, are you working there somewhere or you moved to japan with parents? I'm trying to save up for a trip to Japan and possibly stay there but I'm unsure about what job should I look for.
>>710489896
Is it easy to get a passable fake ID there? Or will the Jap bouncers question it because you are white and younger looking. Her going to meat market clubs without you is not ideal.
I dunno man. Sounds like she is being a typical girl in college in a foreign country. She doesn't know what she wants, she wants to party, experiment, and all that shit. She's fucked other guys. But if she said she thinks you're both in a relationship, maybe thats all that matters. The language barrier is pretty damn awkward, but have her translator ask what the relationship means to her. Communicate on some level.
But I will say this... should be plenty of fucking fish in the sea over there. You're 18, you're an exotic foreigner, with women everywhere that the men that can't please.
>>710489679
So basically think of myself as the best of the best? Alright I guess.
>>710489880
I can attest to the physical fitness thing. Worked nightshirt moving heavy shit for awhile. Even months down the line I notice I walk differently, like I'm always moving to be somewhere or like I'm about to go lift something heavy.
The problem I've found with brown chicks is that they tend to get with brown dicks. espcilally when they all speak a language I cant.
Beyond this, I've gotten over my stomach and everything but I always feel bad about dem man titties. I feel like I always have to hide them, or should I just walk with them sort of exposed (not in the actual sense.)
Finally we're would be a good place talking to girls? Especially to get practice?
Thanks for the help so far.
>>710492555
Nice trips.
I actually have a rich father and he pays for all of my trip. I'm staying for a year, just studying Japanese. The school I'm staying at offers part-time jobs and I can easily get a job if I wanted to, I simply don't need to. The jobs vary between working as a promoter for some company or some cleaning in a restaurant. Maximum is 20 hours so you won't be able to pay for your expensive ass rent (if you go to tokyou anyway), it's just to get a little extra money. It also depends on what you want to do in Japan. You can't just go here and do nothing. You simply won't get a visa. You either have to study or work, and if not, you can go for a max of 3 months on a tourist visa.
What's the best way to get rid of smells/odors. I'm allergic to most deodorants and shit and I find the stuff that I can use doesn't cover it up that well, or within an hour or two wears off.
I can usually smell myself, which I know mansn everyone else can too.
Any suggestions?
>>710478399
OK croissant fag, what's a good line to use on the wimmin?
>inb4 smart girl like you must like a good pastry
>>710492796
Thank you man. Fake ID won't work I've already tried. It has to be a legit card, not some paper copy or something. Besides, there has to be a picture on it so it'll be tough to get one.
Do you think she has been fucking other guys while we were in a 'relationship'? I honestly wouldn't know. Should I just confront her about it?
Smart girl like you must like a good pastry right?
>all qt3.14s in hearing distance instantly drop their panties.
What if you live at home still
>>710484413
underrated pot
I'm traveling around the world and plan to stay around a month in a city and then go to another one. I'm going alone and probably won't stay at a hostel because I need a place to work, so that will make it harder to meet people. How do I get that foreign pussy?
>>710480567
Not all /b/tards are virgins, m8. Me I have an awesome job, am 38 and been getting laid since I was 15 and have a beautiful wife and 3 kids. It's true that a lot of newfags have turned this place into a raunchier version of Reddit, but there are still silver linings to be found......just read the advice and if it doesn't sound good, move on. Being negative just shows you've been hurt....I can give you a hug if you'd like...then we can spoon. Do you wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon, anon? I'll let you decide.
>>710481149
Yes, Mr. Hemingway, you tell 'im!
>>710480936
>Maybe fake choking her
o-o-ok
>>710475842
this is the cringiest shit ive ever heard lmao
>>710491652
THIS
>>710494594
L-little....spoon...please...
>>710482902
Now, now Mr. Fedora please see the fact that some women deserve to be just 'fucked'. Not all girlies are sugar and spice, m8, some just want a good fisting and for you to rabbit punch em in the kidneys when you cum.
>>710494828
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
>>710482902
>tips hat
A smart girl like you... enjoys a good pastry.
...right?
Hey pretty lady *sips mountain dew* I can tell you're a smart girl, you like a good pastry right?
>please respond
>>710492856
Not that guy but small talk flirting with cashiers at stores works for me if i just wanna practice some dumb shit
>>710489896
Riddle me this. If she has a bf, why is she going onto clubs? She probably plays you like a dumb fiddle
>>710481202
Underrated comment of the year
I'm 20, a virgin, can't drive, live at home, no longer in college, work at a grocery store, and have major anxiety. What is my top priority that would make me look better in girls eyes? Kinda looking for a relationship at this point.
>>710474101
I heard being an asshole certainly helps more than being a pushover, but I dont know if Ill be able to play that role correctly
going to the club tonight. what should I do?
>>710484413
Best post /thread
>>710496104
OP here, just walk up to a girl you think is cute and say
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
>begin sexy time
>>710475842
>'smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?'
>>710496393
SMART GIRL YOU ENJOY MY GOOD PASTRY RIGHT?
I've got a big thing for the short dyed haired girls that wear chokers wear triforce tshirts. What's the easiest way to get their attention?
>>710496614
It's simple young Padawan, there is one tried and true line that works EVERY TIME if you say it with CONFIDENCE.
Say it with me;
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
You're welcome, now go get 'em tiger.
>>710475842
I eat pastries too!
>>710496807
I see I'm too late. OP is gone and the band wagon boys have taken over
>>710474101
no thanks, im good.
>>710497019
That's a pretty smart assumption.
Sm...
Smar...
Smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
>>710496225
You dont want to be an asshole, you just want to be assertive. You can 'pick up' girls and have one night stands and still have sound morals. You just make it clear to the girl the relationship is just for the night. Like dont let her dictate the way the night goes, but also dont rape her like a fucking desperate creep.
>>710474807
No, you don't neg as an opener, newfag.
>>710483463
RMS gaming like a boss
Sorry OP, I know you meant well. It was just too funny not to do this.
>>710497313
Close, but if you really want to seal the deal, ask her that one question that every girl dreams of being asked. A question that is both simple and infinitely profound, a question that will spark her curiosity and win her love all at once. That question is, of course,
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
Just promise that you'll only use your insanely effective pick-up technique for good, those powers would do great damage in the wrong hands...
>>710497698
5 of those are my posts! Thanks anon, great screencap.
>>710497845
all yours, Lori
>when you thought shit couldn't get any funnier
>>710498020
lost
>>710497961
Smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
>I fucking thought so slut
>come with me right now to this pastry shop
>>710474101
Why is it that I just have to take a seat in public and women pick me up and you have to go through the effort of making an "art" out of it?
>>710475465
Not OP.
1. Lead her. Lead into the kiss, lead her outside, lead her to another place for another drink or some food. She knows where it's going but it keeps the mystery alive for that 'plausible deniability' things girls need so they don't feel like a whore.
2. As another anon said, be willing and excited to walk away. Don't be like every other fag at the club and take 'walking away' to mean that's it, I'm butthurt, guess it's jerking off in the basement again tonight! It means literally walk away, talk to somebody else for a bit, try and find her again later or not.
3. Leave at the same time as her. It's crazy that this works but it totally does. Just walk out the door together. Combine with leading to another place (NOT just 'mine or yours' unless you're getting that vibe).
>>710498020
The captcha has spoken, this is the new way to get insta-laid
>>710498183
LEAD HER TO THE PASTRY SHOP
>smart girl like her enjoys a good pastry
>>710475465
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry
You're welcome.
>>710474101
I'm not very attractive but have a decent amount of cash. I'm also extremely successful in Japan (half Japanese), so I can talk to women. I'm just not familiar with WHERE to pick up chicks in the US. I live in the LA area.
What would you suggest? Obviously going out to clubs and trying to pick up chicks isn't my thing.
I just need someone to point me in the right direction.
>>710498506
I get laid all the time, all you have to do is take a shower, be confident, and if the moment arises, look into her eyes and say "smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?"
Works every time.
Updated screencap.
>Got another pastry captcha..
>>710498950
Might want to get rid of that (you)...
>>710474607
Not OP here. Two things I wish I knew about girls at a young age.
1. Pay enough attention to a girl and she is yours. (Be nice and kind, chat with her when you get the chance and compliment her. Don't over do it. That comes off creepy.)
2. Girls love confidence. (You are better looking then you think you are. Be out going and approach any girl you'd like. Nothing as bad as you imagine will actually happen. The worst thing that happens will end up being meaningless in the next few months to come.)
- Just a third thought. If you don't exercise, then start exercising. (You'll end up looking more sexy for the ladies and you will have more physical stamina for all the sex you'll be having.)
>>710499022
No I'm good. Seen enough caps with it in it.
>>710498950
You're doing God's work, anon.
What if allergic to good pastry? Then wat do
How do you get a girl to be FWB?
>>710499042
Two things I wish I had known about picking up women when I was younger.
1. Assume that the girl you like is smart.
2. Address her intelligence, start off questions with things like "smart girl like you..." This will make her feel more confident (and she'll be instantly more attracted to you).
If I may add a third bit of advice, ask her if she likes sweet, flaky baked goods. This will make her panties extremely wet almost instantaneously.
Maybe demand that she humors you at a pastry shop for two hours (don't take 'no' for an answer!), that will really get things started.
>>710474101
Work situation,girl at work loves attention but I never give her it,she even points out il never get to fuck her and I'm like ok,because yes I would but its not like I'm looking to fuck her if you know what I mean,so if I can then how do I make her want it,just so I can say no to her
OP came back.
damn boys good to see you are still here.
Anything else you guys need?
>>710499813
Not OP, but I have some advice for you bud.
Take her on a nice date, maybe a little café off the beaten path. Ask her about her day, be confident and calm. Tell a joke if you feel that she will like it and if you're confident enough to tell it properly.
If you can catch the waiter without your date seeing you, tell them it's a special occasion, ask what's fresh at the time. Have them come to the table about 10 minutes in, after you order drinks.
Then, when you're both having an enjoyable afternoon, turn slightly towards her and delicately ask
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
Motion for the waiter to bring the pastry tray. By now your date will be having multiple orgasams at the sight of your alpha-ness. Offer her a flaky croissant, by now she will be furiously masturbating but try anyway. Take her home, make babies.
I hope my advice helps, it comes from years of experience.
>>710500333
trips tell truth
>>710500333
You deserve those trip threes, you did good kid.
>>710482965
>realized she was pissed I DIDN'T go for it.
This guy gets it.
>>710500168
What is a line I can use that works more often than other pick-up lines in general? A question I could ask her, maybe.
>>710500774
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
duh? That's what OP will tell you. Bonus captcha: Find Ice cream. I just lost.
>>710500964
Thanks for the advice anon. I'm going to a bar to try this on some local hot chicks tonight.
>>710474101
I've got like a billion health issues from lupus and a mesh patch problem from hernia repair that makes my junk hurt a lot. I want to bang a hot chick before I blow my brains out. Any ideas on how I can temporarily overcome self-consciousness and the pain long enough to bang a hot chick? I live in a small Midwest town and chicks that aren't obese are rare as fuck. Also, any tips on what to say, how to dress? I'm also fat and have man tits and am balding.
>inb4 op leaves because virgins laughed at him
You have to admit that is a hilarious moment my dude. A question that will go down in history, just like the women who hear it.
>>710475842
tldr
> walk up to girl
> ask if she likes pastry
> get sex
>>710501320
haven't left.
whatever. This is /b/
>>710501249
If you're not confident about your weight, wear jeans and long sleeved flannel or something that looks nice. Shower and brush your teeth twice a day (a girl I knew told me she wouldn't date me bacuse my room was a mess, most girls are insane about hygiene.)
Take her somewhere you can both have a good time, even a small local bakery for example. Talk to her about anything at all. When you feel the time is right to ask her for a second date, look deep into her beautiful brown eyes and ask her the question you really want to ask,
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
And they lived happily ever after.
The End.
>>710501664
Don't be an ugly american. be the naive foreigner. Remember now you are the one with the sexy accent.
>>710499813
Girls that say "You'll never get to fuck me" Already want to fuck you.
>>710501460
That's all you need to know, now go crush some puss
Kind of unrelated.. anyways dating my current and first legit gf for a year now. She approached me last year September, she's 23 and I'm 22 now. Cheated on her previous BF who was 29 turning 30, with me and one guy who was 18 prior to that. She still lives with her ex, in their shitty apartment. She spends everyday and night with me at my house, and I drive her to work since she doesn't have car.. she's a hair stylist and a waitress currently. I'm about to be leaving for the military, specifically SF - assuming I get through the pipeline training which is about 1 1/2 years. I really love this woman, but her past makes me apprehensive as well as the fact that she smokes a gram if not more of weed a day through a piece. Recently I've been debating wether I should just choose a different career path and wife this chick up or If i should just say fuck it and go for my dream job. Not sure what to do... first love or a dream job.
>>710501957
So will I just keep ignoring her and we'll what I'm basically saying is I'm not interested in her,wait so idk help me make more sense of it please
>>710501957
Especially if you ask them about their preferred type of bread food.
>>710502074
>>710502128
All you need to get laid are these three simple things.
1. Smarts
2. Questions
3. Pastries
Please post when you try this so us poor virgins can know what sex is like please.
>>710501957
true
>>710502128
You want her to say "I want to fuck you" so you can say no. Right?
Sometimes girls like that unspoken relationship were they feel free to flirt and have fun with you without saying it. HAve you ever heard the expression 'work boyfriend'? It sounds like you might be her work boyfriend. The person she treats like a bf but you get none of the perks. Kinda sucks. Not sure how to get her to say "I want to fuck you." Maybe offer her a pastry?
>>710502475
No no no! WRONG! You don't offer the pastry, you assume she is smart and then ask IF she likes pastries, then you drag her to the nearest pastry shop and try not to stare at her supple bosom for an hour.
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY PEOPLE
>>710474101
>pick up artist
>artist
Tricking women into sleeping with you isn't an art. All it shows is that you aren't a full blown retard
>>710502749
Don't be so quick to judge his proposals Tyreese, this man created the single greatest pick-up line of all time.
>smart girl like you enjoys a good pastry right?
I mean the absolute perfection of this subtle question is infinitely beyond anything we've created before. This is the dawn of a new era in picking up women, we are living in great times anons, great times.
>>710502475
Ok,that makes sense, then how do I manipulate her to make her feel more free,then crush her just because I can
Feels so good to see so many losers who've posted in this thread.
I make eye contact with a lot of girls and I use to feel alpha about this when I was young but soon realized it doesn't help coz I'm fucking insecure and even tinder knows it.
Anyone feel like texting me on kik mocohocarolyn
>>710503041
Well a smart girl like her likes a good pastry right? Then you know what to do, you have to FORCE her to the pastry shop.
>>710503063
If you want to be alpha, walk right up to her and say the magic words.
