Waifu claiming thread.
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>>710426322
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>710435841
Maybe something that isn't an apple would be a better idea for a starter?
>stellar claim
カラミチーマス
still here
>>710436094
Go big or go home.
>>710435841
I kinda do too tbh, but an apple is not a starter.Plus, apples can easily get stuck up there.
>>710435845
Greedo shot first
>>710435883
?
>>710436271
Might as well go for prolapse while you're at it
Sayaka Miki claimed
How is /waifu/ tonight?
my mom got in a car crash and her car is dead
can someone teach me how to drive through Skype? :o
>>710436356
best Nichijou :o
>>710436483
worst magical girl
>>710435212
Welp, you shouldn't have yeah. Now it's basically the way I make comebacks at you.
>still posting pics from the futa doujin.
:^)
>>710435219
You're not going to win this fight this way~ I'm sorry, just not going to give up.
>>710435418
You're telling me little gun doesn't have headpatting pics?
That can't be right.
>>710436019
Not lewd, just wew.
>>710436465
I'm up for trying most things.
>>710436527
You can ride me to work.
>>710436628
Well, I won't give up either, so we're gonna be going at this for a long time.
>>710436750
are you available at 1pm and at 5pm? :o
Sometimes I smash my keyboa9tw457xfhyu8xbf
But then, I stop.
This has been one of those times.
>>710436483
Enjoying the cooler weather, making the rounds on other boards, and trying to decide what I feel like cooking next week. How about you?
>>710436628
H-hey Rubbu
Check this
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>>710436776
>until you go sleep soon
:^)
>>710436483
Second best magical girl. Kyouko of course is first
>>710436717
Don't kill yourself, jesus christ
>>710436884
This public service announcement was brought to you by...?
>>710436917
Cook some kind of stirfry. Best food
>>710436927
Don't be lewd, bote
>>710436927
Sssshhhh.
>That pic though.
>>710436884
Press random keys on your keyboard for awhile and then go back and delete them without looking, whatever you typed may never be typed again.
Sleepy.
>>710436271
But your butt will be destroyed
>>710436527
You have to walk
>>710436628
Nobody likes poor Galil enough for that
>>710436884
Thanks for the info Waifu Machine
>>710436927
Nice pic
>>710437030
post lewds
>>710437030
That's not even lewd
>>710437066
Y-yes, master..
:^)
>>710437195
It's a 2 hour walk :o
>>710437184
sleep with me?
>>710437165
After this sentence, I will hit random keys and post what it types...
somebodygivemeahug
>>710436271
your first time will hurt, use something small or it will ruin anal for you.
t. anal pro
>>710436884
Smashing keys on search engines sometimes gives you interesting results. Stuff in Arabic seems to come up the most for me.
>>710437030
Yeah, they're pretty damn convenient. I just gotta stock up on some staples from the local Chinese market and I'll be good to go. Probably gonna do at least one Eastern European/Russian recipe too. Got a favorite stir-fry?
>>710436626
That's your opinion :^)
>>710436917
That's interesting, do you cook as a profession or is it just a hobby? Im pretty good, just got off a boring day at work.
>>710437030
I feel as though I agree, but it's kind of a tie for me.
>>710437322
We all know you're working your way up to it though
>>710437576
I don't really follow recipes for strifry. I just kind of, take stuff and put it in a pan
>>710437481
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>>710437030
I won't be doing that one. Got plenty to live for.
>>710437195
Eh, I'm sure I'd be fine.
>>710437347
It would be less than two hours if you sprinted the whole way there.
>>710437347
Get a bike
>>710437481
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>>710437822
Start with something smaller fam
>>710436776
>long time.
You're lucky this time, since I gotta eat, but I'm gonna getcha eventually.
>>710436927
You
Fucking
Cunt.
>
>>710437195
I'd make art for her but I don't know how to draw. Rip.
Galil's a cutie.
Oh well, I'm off for the night. Got to eat then sleep I guess.
Was fun, see you guys around.
>>710437965
Ah, I'll be waiting!
>>710437965
>awooo~
>>710437692
she did everything wrong though
>>710437822
but I'm wearing work clothes
heat stroke in Arizona will make me late to work
>>710437964
I don't know how to ride one :o
teach me?
>>710437964
Woah, keep your distance. I didn't ask for any hugs, those were just random keystrokes.
...
u gotd trold XD XD XD
real tsun yun
i guess i gotta look for a tripcode asap
Megumin is mine.
>>710437965
I don't either, good night though Rubes
>>710438143
You can ride a man but not a bike?
>>710438170
>Doesn't want my hugs
I see how it is
>>710438316
riding a dick is enjoyable :o
>>710437697
No I'm not
>>710437965
I know you love it~
See ya
>>710438143
I agree, spoiler:
Though she didn't know she was going to become a witch if she didn't use the seeds it's kinda understandable that she didn't care what would happen because of her broken heart. I think she made up for it in rebellion.
>>710438316
What are you talking about? Every post I made in this thread so far has just been random keystrokes.
I do want your hugs, but I didn't ask for them. I was just banging keys and it happened to make sentences. In fact, I'm still doing it now, and it's still making coherent sentences.
>>710438194
Best girl
>>710438418
Bikes are fun too
>>710438613
Spooky, isn't it?
>>710438194
In theory, yes, but in terms of this iamge, I'm saving it.
>>710437697
I end up doing that when I gotta make do with what's in the fridge, or if it's something I've made enough times to know off the top of my head.
>>710437692
I cook as a hobby, though my profession puts me in contact with a lot of chefs and other folks who do it for a living. I'm all about trying new food and sharing it with others.
>>710438815
I am now going to make a high-pitched whistling noise that will confuse the ass off Galil and make her cat ears go berserk.
*frwwzzffrwzzpzzzeeeeweeiiieee*
>>710439051
That's great! I'd love to get into cooking but the most I can cook is an egg
>>710439114
This set off my tinnitus, damn you Waifu Machine
Ikaros claimed
Neat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfyWlWGVa1A
>>710438815
I'm really horny right now :(
wanna talk on discord? :o
>>710439370
Gotta start somewhere though. I learned how to do it just because we grew up poor and both parents were always working. I didn't really get good at it until after I got out of university. Never looked back after that though.
>>710439417
Nice waifu.
>>710439676
That really inspires me, thanks! What's your waifus name?
>>710439676
Thanks mayne, even though I'm not too fond of the stupid harem-slave thing, the character progression she goes through tickles my fancy for reasons beyond me.
>>710439642
You're always horny you lewd little boy.
I thought you didn't have a Discord
GalilABest #8021
>>710437692
It is kind of close, but then third place is WAY down the ladder from those too
>>710438437
Don't lie to me. We all know you're lewd
>>710439051
I don't follow recipes. I just do
>>710440526
Who's your third, out of curiosity
>>710439421
You watch speed runs?
>>710440209
I had no idea we have a sayaka claimer now, hows it going?
>>710440209
Houki. Give cooking a shot sometime, doesn't gotta be fancy, but it should be something you want to look forward to eating afterwards too. A lot of it falls into place once you get familiar with basic techniques and how to use ingredients. One thing I find fascinating about world cuisine is seeing common elements in seemingly unrelated cuisines. I'm usually able to use that angle to get pickier relatives to try new stuff at family gatherings.
>>710440322
That's just how it works with a waifu, appeal for reasons you're not always sure of.
>>710440914
I do. any% Super Metroid and 16 star Super Mario 64 are the speedruns I prefer to watch, but I'll watch most.
>>710440511
Time to add you~
>>710441333
Go for it fam
Nice 3s
>>710441321
How did you like this year's AG/SGDQ?
I only had my eyes on the kingdom hearts and demon's souls speedrun
Chane claimed.
>>710441109
It's going very well, Yuno. Thanks for asking, how are you?
>>710441320
I'll definitely give it a shot! It really interests me!
>>710440511
added :o
>>710441482
Are you referring to the 2016 or 2017 events? I didn't watch either of the 2016 events sadly. Was a bit busy.
clmd
>>710442147
I would love to cum while she's giving me a boobjob.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>710442439
my ship :o
>>710441810
I'm pretty restless/sleepy.. had crappy sleep and recently had a job interview
>>710442439
Hello Juvy, been a while
>>710442538
That's not very good, how did the interview go?
>>710441810
don't be afraid to ask around if you need ideas or help.
>>710442439
The hat has arrived.
>>710442538
How'd the interview go?
>>710442887
It was hardly an interview, only got asked one question and just been basicaly told what I'll be doing, no drug test required strangely enough
>>710442919
Read above, too lazy to retype it
>>710442535
Hello senpai~
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>>710442538
Hello, indeed it has. How have you been
>>710442919
I'm glad my hat is enjoyable for you
>>710442919
I won't, if I may ask what should I start with? Maybe breakfast foods?
>>710443092
Sounds like it went well
>>710442919
this is my favorite pic of your waifu
>>710443316
how you been lovely? :3
>>710442538
her face is funny :o
>>710443316
I'm meh at the moment, been having crappy sleep
Yourself?
>>710443585
So when did ya joined? I'd have been around.. but I havent for reasons I won't say or else I'll jinx it.. (probably already have just thinking about it)
>>710443663
Oh I'm better now that I'm talking to you senpai~
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>>710443844
I've been good, working quite a bit as usual. Off friday Saturday and sunday tho. So that's always nice
>>710443585
You can never go wrong with breakfast, eggs are used in a ton of recipes, and there's plenty of non breakfast uses for things like bacon, potatoes, etc. It's not a bad idea to think about particular flavors or combinations that you know you enjoy, the things that are off-limits to you, and/or flavors that might be worth trying at some point.
Soups and stews are pretty good to start with too, you spend more time on waiting for them to finish than on the actual prep, a lot of which is cutting stuff into pieces, very basic prep, adding seasoning and broth/water, and then letting it sit. You won't need a meme-tier knife to make good soup and stew, just something that can cut halfway decent.
>>710443316
It makes you feel warm and cozy. Now I feel like having some hot tea.
>>710440751
Hmmm.. I guess Homura ties second for me. Then way down the list is Mami
>>710444337
I'm good too, going to subway later :o
>>710444446
HAHAHAHAHAH
Good night waifu posters, shit posters, troll posters and lurkers. Time to sleep early again
>>710444337
Weekend offs is always nice, I hope I get weekends off when i start
>>710444663
Good night
>>710444663
that's great, just wish you would sleep with me :o
sweet dreams
>>710444427
The coat is warm as well. All around cozy winter attire
>>710444536
Wish i could go to subway
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>>710444886
Where do you plan on working?
Also i do enjoy the weekend off. Plus my vacation weeks. So it's nice
How do you motivate yourself?
>>710444913
You're horny, go fap.
>>710443844
Today, I've always been lurking been rarely posted, im sure you hadn't jinxed it just don't talk about it.
>>710444427
Thanks, you're a big help. Im taking note on all this.
>>710444446
That's understandable, we didn't see her at all after episode three, so it's hard to like a character you haven't seen much of.
>>710444663
Goodnight!!
Fuck Cockroach Girl.
>>710444536
What do you get? What does your waifu like?
>>710445131
I don't, because I can't
>>710445115
they giving free subs with the purchase of a sub :o
>>710445131
to do what?
>>710445150
I might in a bit :)
>>710445217
I get meatball, she would get my meatball :o
Best waifu claimed
>>710445338
LOL
>>710445131
No offense but why are all your pictures so small?
>>710436044
Mechanic Roll is best waifu
>>710445115
My old job in walmart called and asked if I wanted to work, been put to restock at pharmacy, looks like part time rather than seasonal so Im good
>>710445131
Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-D2fPx5Xzw
>>710445180
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>>710445182
Gotcha, welcome aboard new friend~
>>710445659
No Megumin is, I stated that here:
>>710445453
>>710445295
Are you really lonely?
>>710443663
Useless fact that some of you probably already know- Houki can also be "broom" in Japanese. The pic captures her appeal for me- she can
kick ass and then bake you a cake.
>>710445115
Those coats are second to none. Can't say I ever would need one here in Texas, but definitely while visiting the in-laws in Canada.
>>710445182
Glad to hear, you can also find some nuggets of wisdom on /ck/ from time to time too.
>>710445831
Sleep well
>>710445883
Seems obvious to me.
>>710445831
Good night
>>710445295
If only i had money to go get subs
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>>710445338
The quality hat returns
>>710445704
Walmart isn't too bad. I like Krogers the hours are alright and the Labour isn't too difficult
>>710445913
I could use one up in Michigan for the winter. The hat would also help
>>710445831
goodnight~
>>710445704
>
Fin E Ld Si Laffinty
>>710446311
Wan
>>710446615
>awoooo~
HOL UP
>>710445583
I haven't taken the time to sit down and find decent images of my waifu. I'm a piece of shit and unworthy of her these I admit.
SO UR TELLIN ME
THAT LAST NIGHT
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>710445453
>>710446234
Cute!
>>710445704
Thank you! <3
>>710445831
Goodnight!
>>710445913
I'll keep that in mind, thank you!
N SHEEIT
>>710447123
Forgot image..
>>710446119
I actually enjoyed the walmart I worked, hardly any customers cause its located on the road to a country side and the hours is fine and fits to my schedule
>>710446148
Sorry I wasnt there to open the vault.. I uh.. forgot eheh...
*Opens vault anyways*
>>710447123
>>710447225
Everyone makes that mistake, its cool
>>710446119
How are you doing Juvia?
>>710447225
You are cute too.
>>710446967
Of course you deserve your waifu, she's supposed to be with you to help you through hard times.
What happened that made you so sad?
Hehh
>>710447369
Well ever since i started working full time I've just worked and had weekends off usually. Then my vacations obviously.
>>710447420
I am well and so is my hat. How about you?
>>710447498
How are you doing, Flandre?
>>710447835
What's with all these cute waifus?!
>>710447369
<3~
>>710445362
>he gets the meatball sub
>>710447369
It's not the same.. now I have to wait another year
the fuck is this shit lol
>>710447975
My off days were really REALLY random while my crew had fixed days which I didnt know I can do, hopefully i can request friday or sunday fixed
>>710448127
I hope you become a regular, then we'll somewhat complete the magi squad
>>710448202
Na nigga na, I ment to open it sooner but I felt like teasing you a little more!
>>710447975
Your hat is fantastic! I'm doing well, got a nice titanfall figure recently and have been playing the shit out of titanfall 2.
>>710448584
How many others are there?
>>710448127
I am fine. Sorry for late reply (if you can even call this a late reply). Nothing to do. Sitting here with my plate of rice and beans, watching Monster. I guess the same old bored.
>>710448584
Mine are pretty fixed. Saturday and sunday i get every time almost my 3rd day is usually friday or thursday
>>710448752
As is yours, tasteful hats make a waifu 10x better.
Is titanfall 2 Good or is it over hyped?
>>710448584
alright. what do now?
>>710448584
Hey phone wife
>>710448994
What's monster?
>>710449539
Your waifu has aids
>>710449575
https://myanimelist.net/anime/19/Monster
^ ^ ^
It is pretty good.
>>710449149
Agreed
It's fucking fantastic! Unfortunately it isnt selling very well since it released right next to battlefield 1, advanced warfare and skyrim se. Very highly recommend!
Model in question and plush again.
>>710448901
We have 2 mamis
A Kyouko
Madoka (Not much of a regular)
and Homu
>>710449149
I settle for sunday/monday since thats when my bros are available for hangout
>>710449208
*shurg* it was cute seeing you get excited~
>>710449441
Oh hello, its been a while
>>710449539
YUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
>>710449860
YUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>710449539
Yuuki!
>>710449986
My nigga! How the fuck are you???
I'm bored
someone hug me :o
>>710448994
It's okay, sounds interesting. What's Monster like?
>>710449860
It would be interesting to see everyone in the one thread.
>>710448163
>meatball sub
My mind went straight to crabstick subs instead of an actual sandwich for some reason. I guess I'm tired from the long week.
>>710450116
Hey Illya, what's up!!
>>710450145
I'm good, just got back from the movies, currently trying to install the Source Engine SDK so I can make maps
>>710449834
I just like to say that, I rarely visit waifu thread between i do i post yuuki.
claiming
>>710449844
Hat is quality, as expected
Model is also quality.
That is a pretty bad release date considering all the games that are being released. Hopefully it'll pick up in sales soon enough tho
>>710449860
Well saturday and sunday work for me because
1. I like football
2. My friends are usually available saturday
>>710450229
I'll hug you senpai~
>>710450265
I'm here, now I have to get back to work.
Also welcome!
>>710449828
Is it like berserk or claymore?
>>710449834
I'm pretty sure parts of it were painful but who wants to focus on that anyway. Life is just a big salad sometimes.
> without the best dressing which friendly reminder is always $. 99 Italian. These sub commercials are mesmerizing
>>710449860
...
>>710450580
hi mamae
>>710450265
Well I would say just check out this link: https://myanimelist.net/anime/19/Monster
Buuuuuuuuut... I will just say it by myself. It is about a surgeon who was a professional at his job.
Like he would make a person come back to life and shit. And basically, he gets mixed up in some real big crap.
Not spoiling shit. If you planning to watch, hve fun!
>>710450591
It is funny because I've actually not seen Berserk nor Claymore. I guess it would be detective/horror type. With some old art. Just check it out if ya want to.
>>710451024
have fun*
I hate typos.
>>710450265
Oh yes~ When the day comes it'll make me giddy
>>710450323
What you watch?
Maps for waht?
>>710450522
Whats your favourite team?
>>710450717
Aussie boy, you tryin to turn me into a Roryfag?
>>710450948
Don't frown! Have a lollipop!
>>710450643
> Nothing really..
sometimes when you poor your captain crunch it it crunches you. Thusly thou ought make sure you have milk.
>>710451024
Cool cool. So if you've watched psycho pass it's similar?
>>710450580
Thank you <3
>>710451024
Sounds great, I'll definitely have to check it out!
>>710451386
Me too! Also cute pic<3
>Come back as soon as image limit hits
Just fuck my shit up fam
>Galil
>>710451848
I love you
Do I need to make thread? Are the thread creators here?
>Flan
>>710452048
Do it
>>710452153
yep did so.
>>710452200
>>710452200
>>710452200
>>710451964
Thanks, but who are you?
>>710452048
Worst case scenario is you delete your thread, do it
>Galil
