It's that time again /b/ >what was it >how badly
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>what was it
>how badly fucked are you
>bonus points for pics
KALE MOTHER FUCKER
>>710409573
Soft baked cookies.no!
>>710409573
A fucking donut with a nos to wash it down.
I'm probably going to die but this is what I eat anyway.
>>710409573
Pierogis
>insert not bad obama meem
Dynobites
rice and kimchi? not that fucked?
Banana
I am YLYL
Haribo gummy bear
pizza rolls mother fucker. What else am i gonna eat anyway.
>>710409573
I have eaten bread stick for the first time.Now i need to eat for the rest of my life
>>710409573
Ham and cheese omelette with toast. Not too shabby but fuck my cholesterol is going to rape me.
>>710409909
You should never eat anything for a second time.
Bread (not that shitty tasteless american stuff but very tasty austrian black bread) with butter and molten cheese, wouldnt get tired of it very fast i guess.
>>710409831
If it's the sugar free kind you could stop walking and propel yourself everywhere with your nonstop explosive diarrhea
Kifli ( I guess its a baguette/crescent for outsiders )
Cottage cheese and ice cream. I'd kill myself.
Eggos. The extra thick cinnamon kind with dark maple syrup.
>>710409573
This some kind of stew?
>>710409573
Chicken and rice soup, but I accidentally dumped a shit ton of hot sauce in it. My poor asshole
>>710409573
It's meat with bread and zaziki... Eternal taste of the gods with the priece of eternal fartig.... well sounds pretty cool.
>>710409573
skittles
fuck
>>710410082
op pardoned me
thx op
>>710409711
Nos>all other etanks
>>710409573
A dick? Oh well...
Shit lol, chicken pot pie from the dollar store with melted cheese and hot sauce in it
Chicken pizza with some pre-cooked, frozen kebab meat on top.
>>710409573
Pussy...I'm OK with this
>last thing you ATE
>bonus points for pics
Mom's PB&J. I'll be okay.
Cheddar mcmelt
>>710410472
Not OP, also I meant poop you moron. don't eat your poop.
>>710409573
Ice cream
Fuck
>>710409573
Fuck yeah, Bacon!
>>710410739
you are what you eat!
Burger! FUCK YES!
Nachos. Even happened to take a pic.
I'm totally fine with this.
![corn_&_beans[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QmP4As9.jpg "corn_&_beans[1].jpg")
beans and corn
Say goodbye to the ozone layer.
>>710410340
> my poor asshole
you put soup in your mouth, did you know?
Oh fuck yeah. Doritos for life!
>>710409573
>mother bears pizza
Oh fuck yes, I will die fat and overweight and love every minute of it
>>710411279
He said hot sauce though..
>>710409573
So... OP is eating dicks?
>>710409573
Beef Fajitas with Jalapenos, Bell peppers, and onion, Steamed brown rice and Normandy style vegetable mix. Yea im down with that.
mmm, fruit pastilles. RIP my teeth
>>710409573
I might live for a while... has vitamins and shit, fuck yeah!
>>710409573
subway... i win /b/itches
>>710409573
Bananas, at least I'll get enough nutrition from it to not die of malnutrition.
>>710409573
Bratwurst with fries & mayo, also cucumber salad.
I'm fine with that.
>>710409573
Had Whoppers (Candy)
Didn't like them so I'm Happy
Meh, not bad. I'd miss the meat tho.
Chicken pot pie. I'm alright with that.
>>710411862
You're happy because something you hated eating is now the only thing you can ever eat?
>>710409573
beef jerky and raspberry karama water. probably be dead in maybe 2-3 months from lack of carbs, essential fats and minerals
>>710409573
i had a pizza, there are variations, i'm fine
>>710409573
are you fucking-
goddamnit OP you bastard
>mfw fucking spicyass Chunky-brand chicken & sausage gumbo
yum
>>710409573
I love grapes.
RIP my butthole
>>710410752
>>710409573
A booger .. fuck.
>>710409573
Some soup with vegetables
I'd get healthy, but I'd miss those BigMacs
>inb4 I'm called an americunt
McDonalds double cheeseburger. Welp, I'm gonna get fat.
Cheesecurd urgh...
Risotto and juice nigger I'm living forever.
Good ol hamburger
America
>>710412493
What the fuck are you? A child? A mentally handicap child?
Pink protein shake :( least i wont be a fat fuck. Kinda proud of this tbh. No sugar or carbs, plenty of vitamins, biotin, im set. Tastes like pepto bizmo tho
>>710412754
A 30yr old grown up with a stupid habbit.
>>710409573
Crispetos and a pretzel
Freezer burrito I dropped on the floor and some onion
>>710409573
Im good. These things fucking rock
am i fucked?
Quick noodles fml
An entire cauliflower.
ffs
i'll be fine with some fibre and vitamin sups. you don't want to stand downwind of me though
>>710409573
fock me - pizza
>>710413029
Duuuuude
fuck
Manapua
eating pussy joke
>>710409573
black beans and white rice with shredded pork and onions from Pollo Tropical
pretty good but I'd probably get sick of it after a while
>>710409573
Cereals...
>>710411091
good luck with that ass
>>710409573
idk, i had this bomb ass hoagie but there was too oil. i guess i could die from being american
>>710412925
Forever bad breath
>>710409573
Some stupid hipster chilled coffee and an almond Hersheys bar. Time to die of a heart attack at 40.
Celery carrots an apple, my health is about to improve by about over9k %
>>710409573
>>710413115
only by ur boyfriend faggot
>>710413573
I can live with this
>>710409573
Hummus dip and pretzel sticks.
Not so bad, I guess.
>>710409573
>Döner
Well that is ok I guess.
>>710414214
>cool mint
What shit taste in Listerine.
Stuffed cabbage, I'm fine, I fucking love that stuff.
Miso Katsu Ramen. Fuck yeah.
>>710409573
Burrito. I'll take it.
>>710410951
You got me mancum!
A fucking bottle of sprinkles.
Spaghetti tortilla.
Fuck me.
>>710409573
reese's puff cereal
Pita bread and beer.
I can live wih thaudsattt
i mean that
>>710414657
Why the hell did you eat a bottle of sprinkles?
>>710409573
>stromboli
>fried mushrooms
not sure how i feel about this
>>710409573
your dad's pucci
marmite n cheese in bloomer bread with pickled onions and some butter milkchocolate biscuits
im ok with this.
>>710409573
Rare steak with asparagus, jacket potatoes and grilled pears.
>iamokwiththis.jpg
>>710409573
Reese's peanut butter cups.
Kebab. How fucked am i?
Garlic Bread.
I'm fucking set
>>710409573
I had a noodle stir fry with egg, broccoli, carrot and peas. I will last a while.
>>710409573
"Triple with Garlic Sauce". Pork, chicken, beef, broccoli, bell peppers, carrots, baby corn, onions, water chestnuts, spicy garlic sauce. I think I can live with that.
>chocolate
Nothing changes, that's what I already do.
>>710409573
Spaghetti bolognese and mountain dew.
Rip
>>710409573
>Carrot, lentil, potato and pepper casserole with chive sauce
>Bland as a piece of bread but more nutritious
>Tons of oil
I'll die of cholesterol poisoning
>>710415469
What if we run out of garlic?
>>710413340
were they activated though?
>>710409573
it was this shitty meatball sandwich on sandwich bread, not a hamburger bun, where the bread was soggy from all the disgusting marinara sauce
>>710409573
pizza rolls, eternal diarrhea here i come
>Donner Kebab in pitta bread w/chilli sauce and salad
+
>Quarter Pounder beef burger w/chilli sauce and salad
I would be a happy man. Unless I still have to pay then im fucked
>>710412828
Same
>>710415557
for a long time i'd expect
>>710409573
korean tacos and HI-C. I'm fairly happy with that.
>>710415303
Kebabs are quite good; they don't refer to how often you need to eat it, and so you should exercise a lot and get an occupation that requires a high demand of mental faculty; drink plenty of water and you'll be fine for a good two years or so
>>710409573
>Publix Boar's Head Everroast Chicken Sub
>I win
>>710413359
Wtf is it
>>710409573
Well, eating and drinking are seperate things so I could just blend whatever I wanted to eat. It would probably taste a lot worse though.
>>710416496
It's called goatse.
>>710409573
Miss Vickie's jalapeño chips and a coke, I don't think I'd ever get tired of those
>>710409573
minestrone soup and a buttered english muffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGZ6jSf45A
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>>710416489
Publix Boar's Head anything is a fucking winner. I used to get the Italian from there all the time.
eastern european kfc ... well shit, should've been a kebab
>>710409770
except your breath you degenerate.
>>710409573
Can tuna mixed with fine mustard and chopped onion. Spread on toast.
Its seems like most of my salary Ill spend on bubblegum.
Combination fried rice
>>710409573
A tube of toothpaste & a sandwich. Not bad, I guess.
I just had some edibles
life should get interesting if they're the only thing I can eat
I'd probably end up hating pot and have the tolerance of an elephant
>>710411279
Nice one, anon.
>>710409573
Nasi Goreng, not even mad
>>710409573
that would be COCK, I am strangely ok with that
>>710409573
Burek with yogurt.
/slav
>>710409573
Ham and cheese toast. nice..
Shells with cheap spaghetti sauce and parmasam/Ramano cheese.
Ehhh, first time in about 6 months I are that. Kind of bummed but nothing too bad.
Chicken hearts fresh out of the pan without any spices or herbs or anything
Just pure chicken hearts
Cheesy garlic bread.
I win.
>>710416910
I mean as long as the coke is there lol
>>710409573
coco pops
fuck me.
>>710416908
Get raped
>>710409573
Pasta with Italian meatballs and fresh ground coffee..... I'm good with it.
>>710409573
Subway
Could be worse
Pasta bake with cheese, onions and some nice ham I got from the delicatessen
Not bad
>>710409573
pussy, guess it'll be a nice death
>>710409573
meh. could have been worse
Chocolate soft cookie
oreos, life could be worse
>>710409573
Roast Chicken Dinner. Was nice but I will end up a fat fuck if thats all I can eat. I should fit in with the rest of you /b/ tards then.
>>710420449
no it couldnt, fatty
>>710420329
you too
>>710409573
White beans and rice, sweet potatoes, brisket, two bread rolls, a mixed baked pasta with corn and shrimp, then two cherry cobbler slices...
Think Im set..
>>710409573
pumpkin seeds guess it could be worse
Not even that bad
Peanut butter snickers.
>>710409573
human
>>710409573
Cajun dry rub wings... Im ok with this
>>710420788
>dog food with pasta
>'not even that bad'
Also that giant glass of water, you must be american and have a pig throat
>>710409573
KFC..... good thing it just so happens to be my favorite fast food =P
Strawberry tic tacs...
>>710416311
nobody fucks your fatass
![fat-and-big-brasilian-pussy-lips-320x427[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HNpodxm.jpg "fat-and-big-brasilian-pussy-lips-320x427[1].jpg")
>>710409573
I just finish eating one of these in Brazil. I'll happily die of hunger.
>>710421169
>hurr durr you drink water and eat canned tuna you must be american
Are you even trying
Home made banana bread with butter.
A peace tea and a turkey and roast beef sub with bacon, lettuce, pickles, American cheese, and mayo. I'm fucking set
>>710409573
fibre plus
well at least ill be pooing like clockwork
>>710421169
top zozzle
>>710409573
sonic double cheese burger with the works
>mfw im fucked
>mfw i do not care
>>710421690
I said according to that giant glass full of water you must have a pig throat and thus, be american
Chocolate Picnic bar. Hey there diabeetus.
>>710411091
Hope your Parkinson's improve, Michael.
>>710409573
I had paella
Chocolate chip cookies, not bad
this fucking garbage
Publix sub
I will live
>>710422049
Thats a 200ml glass of water, are you a mongoloid?
>>710409608
Can this be a meme?
>>710412925
are you eating straight up fucking raw onion as a fucking side?
>>710409573
Blackbeans and rice. This is all I would have been eating for the next year at least anyway.
Chocolate chip ice cream with Hershey's chocolate sauce.... The only sauce that matters
![bag-of-dicks[1].jpg_w=181&h=300.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hVZhvTa.jpg "bag-of-dicks[1].jpg_w=181&h=300.jpg")
>>710409573
a bag of dicks
>>710422055
My sides
