Prove you're not american
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Prove you're not american
no
>>710387156
ok then, lard ass
>>710387111
I'd vote for Hillary.
Also, didn't notice trips
i know how to spell colour
I have no rights to bear arms.
oi ther muggles, it is i wentworth cobblechops. i am from manchester.
i dont need to prove anything, now i go finish eat my vermicelli while watching soccer on tv
>>710387111
I drive manual.
i live in poverty
I can get out of my chair unassisted
I only have 5 guns.
Jag är inte amreikan.
I don´t use retarded measurement sistems
I work with meters (m) kilograms (kg) and liters (l)
>>710387111
I'm white.
>>710387111
Sorry eh
>>710387824
Somalia?
I've not been brainwashed to worship a flag.
>>710387111
I just had eggy bread and baked beans for dinner because I spend my money on Sainsbury's own brand vodka instead
I live in a Democratic country.
>>710388048
Good lad
>>710387111
I have a gun for home defence and i'm as left leaning as the left goes.
>>710387111
3/11/2016
>>710387111
I suck cock, have little to no rights and get cucked by my country
>>710387111
I weight 74 kilo's on 180 cm height.
>>710388048
Student /10
The twin towers went down on 11/9
>>710388298
Skinny fuck.
89kg, 185cm
>>710388496
THICC
>>710388496
This doesn't really bother me as long as she is aware that she is ugly and seriously unheathly.
>>710388442
Fat fuck. You just proved you're amerifat not the other way around like you supposed to.
>>710387111
Do you want a timestamp with my gym subscription?
>>710388763
It's not my fault you have no muscle mass, faggot.
>>710387111
I have enough brain cells to know that both Trump and Hillary are zionist cocksucers trying to cuck america to Israel's mutilated dick.
>>710387111
for the trips
>>710387111
You silky goose, my name is Arthur.
>>710387111
I have never witnessed a scene like OPs pic
I know processed cheese slices are not American cheese.
>>710388931
muscle mass != fat. Stupid fatass nigger.
>>710389089
Exactly my point, mongoloid.
>>710388965
Very well said.
Though Hillary is more of a cocksucker than Trump, IMO
i can afford dentist
>>710389151
Can't argue with that.
>>710389141
You made a pretty clear point that you're a fat bastard.
We drive on the left side of the road. And I know how to spell mum.
I don't have to pay for my education
>>710389161
Brits sure cant
these are always the funniest threads.
for the most misguided reasons.
>>710387111
I'm intelligent
I'm not a fat fuck
I'm not retarded
I don't need a gun because..
I don't live in a third world nigger filled shithole
>>710387111
I think this gif is proofy enough.
i only have 46 chromosomes and i have healthcare and never experienced a school shooting
>>710389468
Alto guiso me hago con esa gif
I don't need "diet coke"
>>710389346
>Implying social education is even close to commercial education by quality
>>710387111
Aluminium, colour, tyre, neighbour etc.
>>710389518
¡Saludos, compatriota anon!
I've never seen a nigger in real life
>>710389453
>I'm intelligent
>I'm not retarded
>I don't need a gun because..
>I don't live in a third world nigger filled shithole
Europe is a sand nigger filled shithole
My country is a democracy
>>710389613
Saludos camarada, siempre bueno ver gente como uno en este infierno inmundo y glamoroso
More than half of my pay goes to taxes to support the lazy and the retarded, and my country is slowly being overrun by Muslims.
Not a single massacre occured during my years in school :'(
CYKA BLYAT
>>710389742
Inmundo y glamoroso como nosotros.
I don't know anyone who owns a gun
>>710389758
sorry to hear that edgy white kid :( pls pray for him all the money goes to the lazy people while he is browsing 4chan
>>710389916
Nunca mejor dicho compañero
>>710389855
this
>>710387111
I don't have diabetes
>>710389758
Prove you are NOT American
>>710387111
I live in europe/middle east #2
>>710390082
Oh my God, that means you're not body positive! Pls someone give this anon a ton of burguers and a hundred liters of soda, he's unhealthy as fuck
>>710389758
You should be honored because your women are getting raped by the chosen people of Allah(SWT) you dirty kaffir who eats pig when hes a pig himself
I don't have to choose between two shittiest candidates in President elections
>>710389855
where i live we don't have schools we have throne with hole in it
>no guns
>driving a car with a manual gearbox
>not spending more time in traffic than at home
>bread is not sweet
>car is not limo sized
>fast food is the most expensive food
>>710389742
cada vez mas argentinos en esta pagina... salu2
el odio a los judios une naciones...
I'm asian.
The rich in my country has a slight chance to get punished for crimes
Not all of us are in wheelchairs
>>710387111
I wouldn't vote for Trump.
I'm a huehuehue
porco dio
>>710387893
This.
>>710388965
>>710388965
Sieg heil brother
Muslims haven't tried to nuke our country yet
>>710390351
>el odio a los judios une naciones...
Acabo de postear comentarios anti-sionistas en unos videos de youtube, que coincidencia que lo menciones jajaja
Es cierto, hay cada vez mas argentinos aca
>>710387876
>amreikan
du suger, rejält.
also this is my proof.
I don't have to worry about Trump potentially becoming the worst/the most annoying president in the whole World's history
>>710388965
Trump win or Hillary, are well condemned
>>710387111
3 XI 2016 <- thats enough.
Nazi scum are a disgrace to the white race. NEXT NAZI FAG YOU SEE JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE DISGRACEFUL FUCKER.
It's not easy to get drugs in my country.
>>710390405
stupid as fuck amerifag.
taringa is much better than this page..
>>710387471
The real question is do you pronounce it
>Kul-hour
because that sounds retarded.
>>710390775
you nigger, gay, jude or feminsit?
The rest of the world doesn't make fun of my country
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph581aaa4bacfc2
>>710388273
Burger detected. Nigga you cant even drink a beer in in public, live in mexico 2.0 and your president is kingnigger lol.
Go out there and die for israel C U C K
>>710390224
my fellow curry nigger, stop defacing our glorious super power 2020 or chaddis will kill you. also soldiers are dying how dare you make fun of our cuntry!!
>>710388442
Skinny fuck
105 kg, 189 cm
I can find my country in the map
Bhe semplice.... Porco dio porco dio, gli americani puzzano di lardo ( non tutti) ma la maggior parte!
>>710388748
This. How do you develop an ass that shape anyways? I sit at my PC a lot but dayum!
>>710390775
>prove you're not American
>proves he's not American
>you stupid as fuck American
dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqoKizBhmyA
>>710390824
>feminsit
But I am American, better than living with my daughter being raped by a sand nigger. Enjoy everywhere else other than Germany going to shit and never having the opportunity to make millions on nothing.
Nicki Minaj is trash
honour
favour
colour
>>710390824
If I were atleast one of these I would be voting for clinton IF I were amerifag.
>>710391151
Worlds biggest ass. She's a Nazi.
>>710391080
Lol, Germany is one of the most fucked up places when it comes to sandniggers.
I drive manual transmission car.
>>710390860
wtf did i just watch
You don't receive a 20K bill for an ambulance ride to hospital and an x-ray, where I live.
Fucking American health system
America isn't a country, it's two continents
>>710387111
ive received decent education
9/11 wasn't an inside job or a hoax
>>710391080
Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world,soon,the USA will become an islamic state Inshallah,and your kaffir daughter will marry a muslim man and have muslim kids.
Its fixed and can not be changed.
We don't say "fucking" every two words
>>710391382
>Fuck American health system
>Vaccinated and helped using American discoveries and advances in healthcare
>Another faggot sucking on the Bernie sandwich
American memes are the best because America is the best. European people have shitty memes
America isn't the greatest country in the world
>>710391176
litres
kilo
metres
>>710387111
I don't have to be afraid of getting murdered in a school/public shooting, or by terrorist or even by a fucked up gay war vet. fucked in the head with a gun.
>>710387111
Colour.
i eat beans and toast.
>>710387111
I hate burger!!!!!
>>710389551
>implying commercial higher education isn't better than no higher education
What are they lacking, OP? How is it worse? Just because there aren't four glory holes to a bathroom stall?
![2000px-Flag_of_Pakistan.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wSQATps.png "2000px-Flag_of_Pakistan.svg[1].png")
>>710390902
>Pakistan Number 1
There is literally nothing wrong with being american.
I'm addicted to cigarettes
I'm able to walk
I drive a manual car
>>710391564
yes and yet people have to sell their houses/organs just to cover medical expenses. and it doesn't cost ANYTHING to receive emergency medical treatment in my country.
>>710387111
I have tea and biscuits for breakfast everyday mate. I drive on the left side of the road, unlike the fucking yanks. I know where Belgium is...
>>710387111
Не американец ни разу!
9/11 was not an inside job.
Angels arn't real.
"True Story" And "Troll Face" are still good memes
I hope my country uses Venezuela for an example/
>>710387471
And aluminium
>>710391999
Все знают, где находится Бельгия!
NAZI SCUM. DIE NAZI SCUM HAHAHAHAHA NERD BITCHES
>>710391564
>CNN interviews a family blindsided by medical bills amounting to more than $474,000 after 60-year-old Bob Weinkoff spent just a few days in the ICU, suffering from difficulty breathing.
sauce http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/03/16/high-health-care-costs.aspx
Isn't america just great
>>710387716
>>710391999
Biscuits for breakfast? That is not proper behaviour. You must be from the North.
We take Eurovision Song Contest too damn seriously
proved
>>710387111
I'm not voting for a corrupt brain dead criminal called Clinton for president
>>710392223
Can't even get quints.
You're disappointment to all of us anon.
>>710389028
Go to a Walmart on the mid-west. Not shitposting at all here, when I was there it was shocking how many people were mordibly obese
>>710392223
Unimog?
>>710392319
>>710391073
That's when you sit down to pee.
Beat the fuck out of every Nazi fag scum you see. Do what is right for America.
>>710392455
topk kek
>>710387111
I'm a proud American. Stay assraped op
>>710387111
I live in a democratic country.
>>710392176
Southwest mate. It's the lazy stoner breakfast for me.
>>710392627
Jajajja el Boliviano con la de Boca, genial
>>710391992
Don't be poor. Anyone with a real job has health insurance. Even the McDonald's managers have health insurance.
>>710387111
I had pickled herring for dinner.
>>710392705
Oh God, the Shire? Sorry about that
>>710392146
Don't not have health insurance.
>>710392319
I'm not a slave. I have no blacks in my country, have an average life longer and more joyful life without stress.
>>710387111
I don´t fap to furry porn with my pale 4 and a half inch dick, in my moms basement
>>710387716
>I stubbornly use outdated tech because it makes me feel manly
>>710393435
Same here, I do that in my room
I am tho
>>710393279
>>710388931
Show us that Cartman muscle please
>>710387111
no tyrones with á 8 and a half inches to take my girlfriend away, thank god
>>710393279
se veían venir...
My chrstmass is in summer.
Almost the entire population of my country is bilingual and more than a half trilingual
>>710387111
I'm obsessed with American culture, American politics, American websites, movies, TV shows, and I learned English just so I could better understand everything American. But I hate America and Americans.
>>710394952
>American culture
Top kek
>using the internet
>going to 4chan.org
>on a computer or mobile phone
>complaining about America
top fucking kek, the irony is rich
The drugs are too expensive
>Be mi
>Be mean and you
>Have erect dkin stick
>Have virgin wow on my direction
>Quick bork so she nose im mean busy
>Want to finish pearl chain inside
>Beastiality.jpeg
>BORK
>praise bork tard
>have feathers on my sweet swag
>KLEP
>Shrvl to one metro
>Slap cnut face face r make me emasculatoratiin.
>Smoke meth
>Gooddya
Image relation
>>710395494
The internet was invented by the French and British
I sit around every day in filth and despair waiting for the one day a year when my green card lottery letter arrives. My entire non-American village gathers around to see if I have been selected to receive a green card to reside and work in America. Alas, every year so far I have not been selected, but I will not give up hope that someday I too can become an American. It is the only hope that keeps me going day to day.
Let's do this:
> I have real democracy
> Healthcare is a right, not a privilege here
> Average education levels here extends ever united State in America
> Fatties don't get permobils (fatty scooters)
> Manual gearbox
> No flouride in my drinking water
> Atheist country
> Too low killing rates per capita to be Murica
> We have our own culture that does not contain of greasy McGreasefest
Need more?
>>710395776
>>710387886
It's funny he doesn't use the imperial system but still sleeks meter (metre)like Americans.
>>710395494
United States invented many things but those are the inventors from other countries who went to live in the United States ...
>>710395494
>>710396305
>>710396360
>>710395776
butthurt yuropeons
>>710387111
I don't have unwavering, knee-jerk, emotional reactions that dictate how I view an issue
our hookers have some teeth left in their mouth and not all of them are obese
>>710391652
Beans ON toast, you yank wankers
I can't! Damn it.
we can speak more than 1 (our native) language
>>710396947
You have to be able to speak American if you want to get anywhere in the world. Americans already speak it.
>>710390808
The real question is do you pronounce school like 'school' or 'shooting range'
>>710387111
My school doesn't double as a shooting range.
>>710397184
Nice one lad
>>710393487
>outdated
>Not to have way more control over your car
kek
>>710397092
>truth
>Enjoy your increasingly irrelevant exotic languages non-burgerstanians
>>710395787
You should become a muslim extremist, you will get forwarded to the front of the line.
>>710397103
Yes. And then the police let me go after I go to school because I'm white. :D:D:D:D
>>710397388
Still better that being a zionist sandnigger extremist
>>710391506
Islam is also the fastest mutating religion. Lotta first cousin marriages in that bunch. Couple thousand years of incest is starting to manifest itself. Also, did that Mohammad dude marry a nine year old?
>9 year olds dude.
>>710389453
You're also very modest.
it is unmanly to wear makeup here
>>710398110
He has more modesty than anyone in the universe
SD2018
>>710398208
Toppest of keks
I am not obese.
>>710399354
sure thing mexico
I'm not sucking penis Jews
>>710400802
Bad goy! Vote for Trump or Hillary, they're good allies!
>>710400802
Yeah, I don't like penis Jews either. Somehow they're way bigger dicks than just normal Jews
>fucking penis jews
I'm not
