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How big are you?
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>>710372178

ask your mom
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>>710372178
In all honesty I'm barely 15 cm
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>>710372178
Bigger than 90% in this thread.
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>>710372529
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>>710372217
/thread
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>>710372178
6 inches.
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So many midgets
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5" and shrinking
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I'm beginning to think ou guise make the most sense
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5.5 in
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6.9
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>>710372178
6 inches
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I'm big
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8 in. (really 7.9)
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19 cm
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IM SO BIG I HAD TO RECALL 2 TIMES TO GET BACK TO BASE MAN!!!!!
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>>710372178
sage
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>>710372178
6'3 300lbs


Oh you meant dick size
6'3 300 lbs
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>>710372178
Barely 6 inches, if my dick didn't curve i'd be 6 and just a little bit more, but whatever I'm comfy with it.
also, post more asriel.
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>>710374863
I know that feel I'm almost 18 cm but if it didn't curve it would be 19-20 cm.
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Roughly 23cm with equity against a can of pop.
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>>710375290
Mines, kinda fat so I'm good, plus considering I'm short i'm packing.
proper usage helps too
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like 6.3 inches and very feminine penis

>tfw bf's feminine penis is 8 and thicker than my horse dildo
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>>710372178

Never measured to be honest. Proper way of doing it?
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>>710376059
Fucking lewd, man.
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>>710376197
yes its pretty damn lewd.
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>>710372178
Tiny and i love it
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>>710376280
He knows how to use it on you, right?
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>>710376300

I'm small too ; ;

Forever bottom.
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>>710376377
>forever bottom

Don't whine, being bottom is the best!
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>>710373581
>>710373581
>>710373581
>>710373581
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>>710376342
im teaching him.
he's new and pretty subby. i love it though. since im pretty dominant
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>>710374217
got em good anon
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>>710376437

I like it too, I just wish that I could give back lmao.
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>>710376444
Tbh I'd swoon if I took something like that.
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>>710376608
yup for real
i was pretty sure my medium chance was the biggest id take but then he comes along and he's like over half an inch thicker
and he's fucking CUTE
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>>710376770

How'd you guys meet?
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>>710376586
Nah, that's for boys. Most guys I've been with don't like even a finger back there. That's how i know I've found a fun one. I hate the "oh yeah baby, I'm so dom" then they lack luster fuck you and ask if they can try on your panties. I get it. We're gay. But holy fuck, can you just not act like a fag? Switches ruin it for everyone.
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>>710372178
6'
200lb
just under 8in when diamonds.
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>>710376770
Ever fallen over while riding him? That's some intense girth.
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>>710376866
4chan and then started talking
>>710376903
almost did.
and yea its fuckin intense. wouldn't expect it from such a cute boy.
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>>710372178
What are you mean?
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>>710377030
A good friend of mine is a really twink-y thin guy, and he easily surpasses 8.5", crazy what some people can pack.
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>>710377123
OP isn't mean, what are you talking about?
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How do I measure correctly?
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>>710376890

My area is kinda limited as far as the types you can find.

Seems like switching is common here.

I'd LOVE a super Dom top, but I have yet to find one around my location.
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>>710377030
Ever ended up painting him white while bouncing on him?

>>710377142
Unf.
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>>710377142
yup. one of the first guys i was with was a twink with like.. 10 inches.
no idea how i managed to take it as a virgin with like,.. no experience outside of sharpies and stuff.
luckily he wasn't thicc like current bf is or id have literally died
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>>710377123
ur peesausage ;P

>>710372178
varies tbh. If no cummies for a whiel and I really like my partner then I'm like 7.5 but if I cummycumcum often then it drops down to 6 :C
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>>710372178
17cm
Luckily I'm a skinny guy so it looks bigger.
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>>710377259
what like cum on him?
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>>710377283
I think we need to talk son.
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>>710377378
Yup.
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>>710377379
about wot?
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>>710376890
But I like wearing panties...
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18

7'3" length
6' girth
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>>710376150
A fucking ruler, measuring tape, anything you dipshit! You don't have to be a tailor.
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>>710372178
Only about 19 cm, my bf is bigger tho he never tops so its sorta akward in a strange way.
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>>710377276
>10 inches.
Well cram it right on in and make me a soprano, senpai.
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gifted
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>>710377711
IT STAB UR POO D:
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>>710377410
hell yea i have.
best part is when he ties me up and rides me tho.
never came harder
>>710377711
its funny how it works out but almost all of the guys ive dated were BIGG
and not because im a size queen, just kinda happened.
only one who wasn't big was my ex who had like 4 inches or some shit
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>>710377753
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6' high, 6" dick. I am the most average Male that ever averaged
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>>710377186
>>710377186
If you don't know what asking, how do I respond?
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>>710377832
Guh...I bet. Getting pounded by that beast would just shut off my senses. Where do you get all these hung cutes? Biggest I've taken was a 9" tbh.
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>>710378031
idk how i get them man. im picky about personalities and the boys i like all seem to also be hung. even tho i decide if i like them before i even see their cocks.
its wierd because they are also all pretty subby.
guess im just lucky?
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>>710377844
yucky yucky poo poos 3:
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>>710377203
They always go girly. I hate it.
>>710377445
Fantastic. Get your own and go find your own dom. Pretending to be dom and then backing out is a waste of everyone's time. That stupid beta "just us girls" shit is for the birds.
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>>710378165
Sounds like luck. Can't decide if I'm envious or just totally horny now.
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>>710378313
only bad thing is bf lives a few hours away and trains are E X P E N S I V E
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>>710378269
I dont pretend to be anything but myself. You however, sound like a judgemental asshole who still thinks in absolutes regarding sexuallity.
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>>710378438
That's where Chance comes in, huh?
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>>710378445
Well, yourself is annoying and lame. I don't give a fuck what you think because you're probably ugly as sin anyway. Go find a trap thread to spam your hairy, unbleached asshole in, fag. Gutter twinks like you fuck it up for everyone else.
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>>710378640
damn right.
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>>710378760
Thanks for the working up. Now I gotta take care of things.
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>>710378977
wow lewd
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>>710378438
and I though that my bf living 1,3 hours away bt car was bad.
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>>710377650
iktf
>top
>bf has big willy
>tfw feeling his big meaty penis whack my average on in the shower and when cuddling
>whacks my butt with it as a joke
>mfw it has some weight to it
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gah, furry bois are so adorbz
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>>710379422
you guys should post more of them
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>>710379306
I know that feeling.
He even wants to try topping but damn, there is NO way I can get that thing inside me.
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>>710379489
on it boss.
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>>710379422

Those are some nice digits. 2 furry species you like, go!
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>>710372178
my guy is about an inch long. probably the smallest in this thread.
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>>710379623
Yes, thank you
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>>710379636
>>710379623
foxes and lynxxxx
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>>710379158
yea kinda sucks but eh whatevr. still lucky to find a guy this cute in the first place. even luckier that he's close as fuck considering how big world is
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>>710379726

If you had to choose body types and who would be on top/bottom for reasons, what would you pick from those two species?
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>>710379726
and i'm a sucker for feetpaws
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>tfw bottom and hang at 9"
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>>710378740
Hah! I had no idea fags were so mean!
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>>710379986
I feel like both species are kind of bottom-y to be honest.
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>>710379306
>Laying with head on bf belly
>Giving Bj
>He pulls it away
>smakes me a few times in the face
>hits me nose
>Feels like im going to have a nosbleed
like a freaking baseball bat.
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>>710380184

Well I'mma draw the fox ontop of the lynx then cause too many bottom foxes.

kk, brb, doodlin' time.
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>>710376059
faggot
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>>710380197
>get with a guy who has T H I C C in the dick hardcore
>he's into cocksmacking
>it's almost like taking a punch each time
>thinking about it still makes me leak
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>>710380305
!!


(try to sneak in some cute toes for a poor old anon)
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>>710380376
>cocksmacking
Wait.. is that an actual thing?
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>>710377283
the gayness in this page is really pushing even the normal /b limits. I'm really quite shocked.
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>>710380167
I live in the real world, dear. Not the bullshit lgbt fairytale land where as long as you're wearing a dress, you're the most beautiful girl at the ball. I'm sick of going to bars full of fat men in dresses asking me for tips and being fat catty bitches. Most of them aren't even fit to be truck stop lot lizards, and should be ashamed to go out in public dressed the way they do.
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>>710380594
yeah getting smacked by/smacking someone with a meaty dong is something that gets some people going

also fuck that's a nice cock on a cutie
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Anyone here dutch?
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>>710380671
I did not expect that to be a thing

Indeed it is!
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9 inch, very submissive bottom. Whats considered large?
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>>710380435
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6.75 inches length 5.25 inches girth
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>>710372178
23 cm
9 inches
(BPEL)

>>710380776
yes

why?
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>>710380616
You are a fiesty one...
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>>710379582
>>710380197
oh yes he play threatens me with topping and likes to poke my butthole with it in the shower. I laugh but I'm scared. Also when he hits the back of my throat I gag like I dont know what.

s-still love him tho....
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>>710381010
Jij bent de reden waarom finland altijd overal beter is
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>>710380933
Well, anything bigger than you is huge, so yeah.
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>>710381153
>I laugh but I'm scared
Only one way to overcome being scared, you gotta let him ram you im afraid.

Also oral is a pain, my jaw starts hurting quite fast. Dont get me wrong I love giving oral but damn.
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>>710374317
Fatty fat fat fat. You fat fuck. You're fuckinh obese is what I'm hinting at.
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>>710381435
How big is he? I mean you said he's big, but come on, he can't be THAT big.
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>>710381312
Ah, alright.
When I was younger I got bullied by my classmates for it being so big. Weird thing to think back on
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>>710381435
Yeah true I mean I wanna if he wants to but its quite scary heh. I know I loooove making him feel good but then its like damn I'm choking!!
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>>710381693
I'd bully it with my throat tbqh.
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it's not because the light here is brighter

(ooo-ooo-ooo~)
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>>710372178
5' 10.5"
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>>710381968
hey subby
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>>710382011
hey sweetie how's it going
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>>710382099
it's going.

you?
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>>710381504
Im not quite sure, but its the girth that gets to me. Im gonna have to take out the measuring tape when he comes over.

>>710381748
Know that feeling.
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>>710382187
pretty great, I learned that the exam I just did shite on doesn't really matter since we're getting a bonus one and I can drop the lowest exam

I live a somewhat blessed life

how do I know you, sweetheart?
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Start of lynx and fox drawing, gotta go eat with a buddy real fast then I'll come back on finish.
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>>710382503
I frequent the gfur threads, used to have a name, i don't really bother anymore. much prefer anonymity.
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>>710382580
nah dude keep it as is I love the ephemeral circles
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>>710382580
looks good, got a fa page?
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>>710381250
wat bedoel jij nou weer?
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>>710382580
oh my, I'm looking forward to it, thank you so much!
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>>710382645
but you know MY name, I'm at a disadvantage

this is terrible
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>>710382647

Does everyone not use construction anymore? I literally can't draw without using it.
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>>710382376
its like an encumbrance but a good encumbrance y'know?
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>>710382711
I don't into art at all I was just making a joke
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Some 7", maybe even a bit more now.

Does anyone even remember any of the fags on this?
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>>710380776
hallo ik ben Nederland
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>>710372178
6'2" and 140lbs
Dick is x<<0 inches.
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>>710382704
used to be "qreen" caused some trouble with someone who also frequents, and now I really don't feel like it anymore.
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>people in a group sharing phone screenshot of a photo from the same group
mother of god
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>>710382821
I mean, I still post here

>>710382862
oh well now I know your name but I don't remember you so that was kind of a waste I guess

good to see you though

>>710382944
leave the group forever
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have you guys stories of meeting someone like you from 4chan or similar places? Like, you know ,for casual sex or relationships of kind
Sorry for my bad english, me from siberia
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>>710382944
I wanna be a slutty boat trap.
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>>710382972
I've always been a waste~ <3
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I'm 4.5" :O :3

(5'7" / 140lbs)
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>>710383035
yeah I lived with this guy for a week
>>710382944
it was lit

also amal

also one time I might a dutch guy and we ate fancy cheese, no fucking though

how's siberia going though

>>710383059
naw don't put yourself down like that I'm sure you're great at whatever the hell it is you do
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>>710383035
I met my current bf on 4chan posting gfurr so yupp.
>>710382741
you know it
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Height: 6'1"
Weight: 13 stone
BF%: 14
Dick size: 7"
100% British
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>>710382669
Je weet precies waar ik het over heb
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>>710383170
>13 stone
>100% British
no shit
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PFFFFF
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>>710372178
7.25"x6.5" and i recently had sex for the first... and 100th time and she says it's too big around. Vaginas arent that great...
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>>710382944
Uh, sauce for that image?
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>>710383166
>I met my current bf on 4chan posting gfurr so yupp

tel us about it!
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>>710383240
that is the entire image with text overlayed.
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>>710372178
5.5 at half and almost six a full erection
Not too sure about girth
I'm kinda worried about it tho. I mean I've had sex before, and I've been with 5 different people (I'm told I'm a charmer I guess) and they've all said I'm a good length and thickness (I'm only 5'7") but I'm really starting to wonder... maybe it's because I havnt had sex in over or year but it's suddenly like a tick in the back of my mind. What if they were all just being nice? What if I'm not actually any good at all... when I was sixteen I could care less I was just getting laid but now I don't know... am I going to be okay or should I just learn to be a bottom? I'm bi btw. Fuck 2 girls, did lesser stuff with the other 2 and sucked and got sucked by a guy. Everyone here seems pretty chill so maybe those with more experience can give me piece of mind
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>>710383219
I'm trying a new thing called transparency
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>>710383207
Thanks for the input
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>>710381153
Whatever you lazy faggot. I've sucked dick and munched muff and the jaw cramps are like a vacation compared to wrecked neck and bleeding labret.
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>>710383035
Shit son, I'm from Östergötland. I bet you know where that is.
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>>710383263
Well so it is. Used to people cropping them tbh.
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7.1 inches long and thick. Bf only played with it once, couldnt get his mouth on it. He is really tiny though, only 5'5".
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6.1
Not sure about girth, but it is pretty thick. Never had a complaint from my girlfriend.
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>>710383356
u gay teeheehee
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>>710383356
first guy I sucked was on SSRI antidepressents. Makes it really hard to come, he basically gave up after 3 hours, never once got a cramp though.
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>>710383253
why tho
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>>710383284
Sorry forgot an image
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>>710383585
Helps their fantasy that what you have may yet be possible
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don't tell them shit, guard your secrets closely
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>>710383307
but that's embarrassing, [japanese insulting words]
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>>710379669
W8, an inch....wow
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>>710383155
its alternating between cold and snowy as fuck and not so cold and sloppy as hell. feel like my shoes need a spikes or something
>>710383166
How was it? did you two had sex on like firs 1-2 dates or what? Sorry for awkward questions, I'm like really curious
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>>710383686
you're just embarrassed that you're super, super gay
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>>710383170
dick pic plz <3
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>>710383745
have you considered setting everything around you on fire to warm up
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>>710383746
slanderous lies, I am the most manly
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>>710372178
Big enough to pie any guy
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>>710383686
"cyka blyadt"
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>>710383827
you're the manliest dude I've ever met who CUDDLES MEN
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>>710383745
We had chatted on skype and stuff for little over half a year before we met. Gave him a Bj the first night we spent together, was pritty gud.
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>>710383892
omg
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>>710383993
faaaaaaaag
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sick burn
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>>710376059
What the fuck is a feminine penis?
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im so tired.
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>>710384037
where's your trip

>>710384060
a myth
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>>710383240
just use the image search.
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I need new thigh highs, my insane mom took mine and used it for her sick, sick, kinks.
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>>710383798
More like wish to get close to someone cus i'm fucking lonely here
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>>710372178
27/4 inches, but am part nigger and always feel inadequate because I assume they've had mandingo dick in the past.
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>>710384060
A reason to look at dicks and convince yourself you're not gay but you really are
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>>710383762
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>>710384252
fuck her to express dominance and take them back

>>710384284
kidnap a cute guy and rape him
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>>710384060
a penis that is really feminine
you gotta put cosmetics and shit on it
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>>710384095
>a MYTH
OMG IT ISNT GAY IF THEY'RE FEMININE PENISES
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etc
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>>710383585
this
>>710383645
gives me hope
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>>710384289
6.75 inches is pretty average.
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>>710384325
yummy, thanks >:3
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>>710384431
rate the femininity of my penis
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>>710384095
Thanks for reminding me.

>>710384325
Looks dry.

>>710384060
>>710384399
Yeah, and remember to trim, dye and curl/straighten the pubes accordingly.
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>>710372178
6 in.
15 cm for SI master race
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>>710384496
jeez like
bailey jay / 10
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>>710384516
no problem fam

>>710384554
oh wow y-you too
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>>710384431
It is gay no matter how feminine it is. It's still a penis and a penis is a male genital
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>>710377283
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>>710373799
Right there with you, 7.6". I think 8" is basically code speak for "almost 8" so w/e
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>>710384619
I'm a girl but I have a penis if you think I'm not a girl and my penis isn't feminine that's hate speech
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>>710375548
Proof or gtfo
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Welp, this is adequately terrible.

>>710384582
So what's happening? I haven't been following the news all that much, are you guys on your way to getting the right president yet?
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I'm barely 14cm
my bf's is 20cm though
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>>710384458
I guess luck was just a big part of it.
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>>710384676
I just say 8, because it's literally 7.9"
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>regular guy
>into regular guy stuff
>Find out friends don't like gays
>family all extremely christian
>just want a cute guy to cuddle and go out to dinner with (and ram in the ass while wearing panties for me) without all the flamboyant homo crap.

Wat do
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>>710384524
LIES
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>>710377283
*humps*
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>>710384724
It's free speech you communist faggot
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>>710384582
nah I really dont like how he looks though
but he has a disturbingly big dick.
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>>710384516
It is dry. I like to take the picture before I cum.
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>>710384646
W0t? You no wnt cummies?

bad boy >: [
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>>710384480
Thanks man. What would you rate it out of ten?
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>>710384353
I actually dating some guy I met on local g/fur forum, texted online for like a week and dated irl for like 2 times already, visited museum and cinema and haven gotten past like a light hug for greeting.
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>>710384795
Well, excuse the americunt for estimating :/
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>>710384740
actually yes because the FBI came all the way through

>>710384829
>true american ITT
god bless you sir ;_;7

>>710384839
I've never been into him he's got really chinky eyes
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>>710384839
also this
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A purge would be nice.

>>710384852
>what is pre
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7.5in
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>>710384935
that's cool next time you should trump.mp3 him
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>>710384772
yeah I guess
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Oh ill give you a purgin alright.
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wish I had a working phone. I'd love to share some pics around.
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>>710377283
Can I make you cummycumcum often? :3
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>>710384987
I used to get pre cum the first few times I had sex but not really anymore.
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Are there even any Germans in here?
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>>710385104
Sure! Where ya from?
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>>710384964
Your sick looks like Squidward sneezed to hard and popped a vein
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>>710384950
that is pretty bad but hair is the absolute worst
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Benis is quite patrician
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>>710384950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgUqgM3euC8

>>710385078
My body is prepared.

>>710385143
Absolutely heretical.
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>>710385183
near tampa florida
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>>710385182
Doubt it but I'm mostly German
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>>710385211
her hair's not ringing a bell tbh

>>710385213
can't watch this I'm in class
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>>710385182
Genuinely certain germany has the most furries per capita.
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>>710385019
Im kinda asocial and social things are touhg for me. How should i do things to derail meeting into bed things?(sounds silly, right?)
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Good morning starshines
The earth says hello
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i'm 6'2, but im only like 5" length and 5.5" girth
I've been feeling like shit just because i feel small and underwhelming
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>>710385213
Ah yus
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>>710385271
this bob/bowl cut shit
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tbh I'd cuddle Nibi for hours.

>>710385182
Some, though the most prominent ones have "retired".

>>710385271
It's perfectly safe.
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>>710385281
Germany needs to purge furries like the jews
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>>710385329
>the EARTH
tRIgGERED
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>>710385321
literally just grab him by the (boy)pussy next time you see him

just go for it

>>710385329
hey you enormous faggot

>>710385373
oh yeah I'm NOT about that

>>710385405
yeah but no audio
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6 inch
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>>710372178
Big enough to destroy a city :3
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>>710385321
Meet an asocial person.
It will probably go slower than a granny on steroids, but still.
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>>710385223
Damn UK here :_:

can still chat if you want
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>>710385446
It's not a boy pussy. It's the asshole where shit and diarrhea comes out of.
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>>710385486
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>>710385446
>headphones
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6'2 tall
7x6 uncut dick

I wish it was a little longer, it just hits the cervix barely
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>>710385573
hey man I don't know what YOU'VE got down there but my boypussy is immaculate

>>710385615
I'm pretending to pay attention
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7 inch, I just wish it was a little bit thicker...
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>>710385552
yes plz
my kik is shiarrael
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I'm probably the tallest here. 6'5" with an above average 7" dick.
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>>710385676
Just let me tend to my Shit posts while I shit
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>>710385676
Conformist scum.
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>>710385717
sent :)
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>>710385849
I skip multiple classes a week to play video games and wore panties last week because I forgot to do my laundry don't give me that conformist shit

>>710385843
FINE
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>>710385971
>not skipping the whole week
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A little over 7 inches
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>>710385502
Its not like i have much choise here, guy i met was really my luck, he s cool
>>710385446
haha
I'll think about that later, if he won't grab my ass first
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>>710385606
I'm going to have to crush you with my girldick anon >:3
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>>710386059
you're a bad influence

>>710386100
honestly dude if he likes you he'll be down
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>>710386059
badgers are cute. and badger is cute too. (probably. I dunno.)
>>
>>710385971
Same here on wearing panties to work, because I was too lazy to do laundry. Felt great. I should do that more often.
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>>710385405
I just ball up a blanket and spoon that. Ive been able to sleep better the past two weeks.
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>>710385432
what

>>710385446
Sup you enormous slut
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>>710386136
"MIYA REERY BIG NOO"
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>>710385971
You must be a rebel skipping multiple classes and wearing panties. You must be an anarchist punk rocker who just does what they want cause duck authorities. Just kidding kill yourself you wannabe rebel scum.
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f-four inches.
My boyfriend thinks it's cute
he makes me suck him off daily
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>>710385414
Get rid of the mudslimes first.
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>>710386160
I'm literally the best influence.

>>710386171
You would be correct.
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>>710386235
I'm currently celebrating in my head since I biffed the last exam in this class and just learned the lowest one is getting dropped also hey postcap

>>710386187
it's pretty dank honestly

>>710386267
nah fam the real reason I'm a rebel is that I wear a trump hat to school, in philadelphia

fucking roasted
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