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For as long as I can remember women giving birth has turned me on.

It doesn't necessarily have to be a baby but that's the most logical route it took. Women giving birth to eggs dildos whatever as long as it's big and makes the vagina stretch.
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kys you sick fuck
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>>710367319
Yeah because lusting over chicks with dicks is completely normal. Where on did you find any kind of normal sexuality?
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>>710367180
why would you like a stretched vagina?
how cuck are you?
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>>710367571
Not cuck at all.
I simply get off on women giving birth to objects how the fuck is that a cock.
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>>710367714
you prefer to watch.
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>>710367848
Negative I prefer to be the doctor.
And if it's a baby I I prefer to have been been the one to fuck it into her.

Pretty much can't be any less cuck.
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>>710367180
Shove the new born back in with your hard throbbing dick, so that the whore can experience the joys of child birth all over again.
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i've got the whole package of impregnation, pregnancy, and birth kinks.

Apparently the whole reproductive cycle is a turn on for me.
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>>710368566

I'm the same. Too bad kids weren't so expensive and an enormous responsibility or I would have about 50 by now!
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>>710367533
Who said anything about chicks with dicks you autistic faggot?
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>>710367180
Gonna need some scissors for that one
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>>710368837
Literally every other fucking thread on b.

Go back to your water down gay fantasies you faggot. You probably have a hard drive of little boys dressed up like girls.
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>>710369127
I like hell pubic hair is making a comeback
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>>710368092
>i prefer to be the doctor.
do you know how sick that sounds..?
what if its not your baby?
or if it was what if you killed it since you have 0 knowledge about births i guess?

in every case you are a pervert accept it
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>>710369581
your on /b/ and you're calling other people out

we're all fucked up here whether we admit it or not
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>>710369581
Yes I accept it.
You truly are an idiot as you cannot decipher what is sexual fantasy and what is reality.
If I were actually a doctor in the OBGYN profession it woukd no longer be a fetish... it would be a job.

I have actually been to for child births before though I have no kids.

If you look into childbirth methods as long as the mother is healthy and there are no pre known complications they're literally is no need for a doctor or even an attendant. Women have been giving birth without assistance for thousands of years. Western medicine tends to be over the top in childbirth intervention. However that is beginning to change with the Resurgence of midwives and not using intervention unless it's absolutely necessary.
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>>710367180
>giving birth to dildos
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear...
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>>710368747

And yet 100 million Ahmeds don't share your concerns and keep churning out future humans.
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>>710367180
What
The
Actual
Fuck
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXEZ6g2WLoM
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>>710370137
Seen it.
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>>710370261
What is going on there?
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>>710370085

The actual fuck of childbirth - hairy babby head coming out first.
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i'm a girl and i find that disgusting af. definetely traumatized me for life
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>>710367180
not me, that shit is rekt after dropping human waste.

you might as well fuck a warm puddle, its just about as tight.
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>>710370682
don't you want to record the special moment you give birth to new life?
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>>710370682
You're more than likely a transgender not a girl
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Kill yourself pls
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>>710370682

It just means you're immature and not ready for the srs bsns of life.
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Beautiful human submarines
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>>710371001
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For liking childbirth you don't have many pictures of it
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>>710371115
So many blue veins
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>>710371149
not OP
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>>710371096
I've built up an immunity
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>>710370284
AO VIVO DA REDE GLOBO
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Nothing quite like impregnating a woman, pic related, and I'm only responsible at weekends. Life is good.
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>>710371266
check my dubs
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>>710370778
what are u retarded?
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>>710370778
Yes, i'll record my abortion
u mad child fucker?
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>>710371266
so you lost all your weekends.. sounds like fun
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How about that fetus porn?
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>>710371396
absolutely livid
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>>710371477
New planet
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>>710371149
Op here I have a ton of pictures and websites. You really want to see pictures?
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>>710371149
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>>710371645
Out of morbid curiosity, yes
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>>710371412
Indeed, but I have successfully passed on my genetics, something you can only dream of lad.
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>>710370137
I love that one since you can clearly see her belly contract hard.

Can't get enough of visible contractions.
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>>710371149
Summer clearly photoshopped
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>>710371645
Are you kidding? You start a childbirth thread, you have a childbirth library, and you're not sharing? Wh..hw..whu..
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>>710371725
What happens if your kid dies?
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>>710371752
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFMHB4RqpjI
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>>710371791
I could go to the football on sunday rather than watch it on TV.
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>>710367180
I remember a thread about a guy who had this fetish and he used to jack off to a tape of his own birth.
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>>710371890
I remember a story of someone who accidentally jacked off to his own conception then cried when he found out
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>>710370861
Not only a cutter and never showered but the fucking baby's head is poking out

Ffs
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>>710371967
>accidentally
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>>710371993
Did you reply to the wrong picture?
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>>710372082
No? Zoom in on the ankle to the right and then the pussy
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>>710372005
His friend discovered his mom was a pornstar and showed him the scene, then told him afterwards. He showed his mom the video asking her why then she started explaining to him who his father was.
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Here's a fave of mine (not op)
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>>710372151
>cutting ankles

that's her tights you complete fucking moron
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gf during her pregnancy. a massive turn on seeing her with her belly and puffyness
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>>710372190
How is that an accident?

But it does lead me to something I've wondered about, how does sons of famous pornstars find porn? Got to assume there are things they'd rather not see.
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>>710371883
So passing on your genetics is not that important anymore?
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>>710372266
There's a fucking difference you autis

I've seen stretched out tights, it'd be ripped by thread and you'll see skin

Actually zoom in and you can see scars, fucking normfag
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>>710372382
you need to get you head checked son, no one cuts their fucking ankles thats retarded as fuck
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>>710372461
Ah, the classic
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>>710372461
Best one yet
>>710372345
Idk some people are into that
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>>710372461
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
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>>710367571
>why would you like a stretched vagina?

Because it's hot you fag

But a stretched asshole is better
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>>710372345
That anon isn't making sense but I remembee the story

>Anon posted about his prego fetish
>Tells about how he fapped for ages to it
>Found out there was a timestamp of the film
>Similar conceive date
>Anon asks mum about his father
>Vague description
>Turns out mum and father was amateur porno stars
>Guy in porno was father and creampied his mum in that video
>Anon was the sperm in the video


>>710372502
>Being this normie
Yeah, girls I've dated use to cut their ankles, one even cut under her tits
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>>710372374
All ready done it lad. The change to my weekend plans is a simple statement of fact for a hypothetical situation of your creation. Wew.
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Try for two
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>>710372676
You do know that's a picture of a dog dick in a vagina right? That bruised purple hemorrhoid lookin thing is her butthole.
Just sayin.
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>>710372921
Don't argue with expertise and experience.
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>>710372660

Underrated post
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>>710370923
Woah, more of her?
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>>710372921
Really? Wow, thanks for letting me know.
You've been a huge help, Anon.
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