People of /b/ would you hate to be my size ?
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People of /b/ would you hate to be my size ?
>>710363321
>>710363321
REMOV THIS WHALE
>>710363321
Im not that far from that your not alone friend
Of course, you're fucking disgusting. I have some pride in my appearance though, so I would have changed my habits before it got to that point.
>>710363321
are you even human at this point
i would end my life if i looked like that without hesitating
>>710363779
this
>>710364357
Of course I am :/
>>710364490
Abit drastic wow
>>710363321
Yes, I would hate to be your size.
As an added bonus, I hate you for being your size.
Who the fuck let you out of Sea World anyway?
>>710364705
How the fuck can u let yourself fall this low?
Go run, walk squad and all the other shit. Shave ur fucking body hair. And get some money cus u need plasticsurgery for sure.
Good luck.
>>710364490
this. OP needs to kill themselves promptly.
Thanks to your fat ass and the first law of thermodynamics, children in Africa are emaciated.
I guess yes, but in counterpart im very skinny..
>>710364808
Damn. U made me fucking think that ur a girl. Lol!! Common! Go run.
>>710363321
8/10 would definitely cuddle.
>>710364903
Seconded.
>>710363321
The people of /b/ are your size, you fat cunt.
>>710363321
Moar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAGZ6jSf45A&feature=youtu.be
10/10 would have
>>710363321
Show us your cock
>>710365238
please?
>>710363321
>if OP was a nigger
pic related
>>710363321
Yes I would. I would do everything in my power to change that look. But that's my personal opinion... If you like it, roll with it. If you don't, it's really not that hard to change.
I feel like your name is George
>>710365372
yes, literally, roll with it.
>>710363321
Who told Augustus Gloop about /b?
I'm not as big. But have been getting up there. Beer belly really. I fucking hate it. Doing something about. Literally started 4 days ago. Eatting healthy etc. Don't let your self go friend.
i want to gain 40 pounds for a big fight.How do i get as fat as you OP? tell me you fat master.i need to gain 40 pounds in 4 months.
>>710365448
DEAD
>>710365589
BUMPING give fat gain tips you fat master-
>>710365589
Ice cream and double cream and milk mixed for a milkshake
>>710363321
thicc af
>eat small portions, but often
>drink water, cut out sugary drinks
>eat fruits whenever you want snacks
>regular exercise (start light and
I weigh about 20kg less than you I think, and I try and keep this routine. It makes life easier on a day to day basis.
how much do you weigh?
>>710365238
Why not bro come on
>>710365642
who are you? OP? also this is not even 1000 kcals
>>710365721
I weigh about 286lbs
>>710363321
Yeah i would hate to be a fat lazy faggot
>>710363321
Nope. I'd like a belly to play around with
OP you fucking slut.how do i gain 40 lbs quick? what you eat and how much to get that fatty
>>710365732
The double cream alone is like 1000 cal
>>710365721
>how much do you weigh?
enough to know that I'm a fat wobbly shit
>>710365794
foods with alot of fat in them.
theres a fucking label and everything
>>710365819
yea but how much of course if it is a box of cream
i am 149lbs and i want to get to 187 for a huge fight in may. if not im kill.
>>710363321
I'm bigger than you, faggot. If it bothers you, lose weight. If it doesn't bother you, enjoy your life and early death. Simple as, son
>>710365757
seriously dude, if that is you, you know you can change it. youve been told all that many times. so clearly for whatever reason you cant or wont.
if it was me.. id start embracing that "bear" or "teddy bear" life. some girls are into that.
not many.. but some
>>710365794
a better question to ask is: what DON'T you eat?
>>710365949
eat alot and workout alot.
eat before you sleep too.
its really that simple
>>710365962
you mean girls that get dick elsewhere...
>>710365731
Since op didnt show his cock I will
>>710366067
if they got dick elsewhere then you arent after them cause they are taken.
no. its a serious rarity but some girls are actually into bigger dudes. just keep yourself from the "im so fat i cant even roll out of bed anymore" phase. and stay positive. embrace being the "bear". although you may still want to work out some. build up some muscle to back that weight up.
no i think you could find someone easily that way.
>>710363321
I don't.
>>710366168
you're like a hairless version of me, wanna fuck hairy you?
What..? What are you..
>>710366180
no, when you're THAT fat, your girl gets dick elsewhere.
See: >>710366168
His girl gets dick elsewhere, because his dick is NOWHERE.
>>710366297
lol bro what the fuck. im boutta get my dick hard hold up
KYS Ham Planet
>>710366400
ugh. why do i try
>>710366168
tbh i think he would make a decent fat chick cd. id fuck that squishy mess if its shaved
>>710365854
>dietary fat makes you fat
Found the fucking retard.
>>710366406
This thread just took an alarming turn for the worse.
Which one of you is the sperm whale?
>>710366583
don't hate us because you're against hairy doppleganger sex.
>>710366168
Nice
>>710366658
Trust, theres about 600 combined reasons to hate the two of you.
>>710366583
I actually have dick
>>710366297
I'd watch you to go at it.
>>710366869
You sure? Whens the last time you saw it?
>>710366934
Like everyday ?
>>710365619
>DEAD
go back to twitter, faggot
>>710363321
I'd want to do something about it real fucking soon thats for sure....
>>710366168
HOW DO YOU EVEN FAP?
>>710367077
with his hand. zomg you guys are heartless.
becky was right about this place
>>710367001
No, I mean a REAL dick. Just because theres one part of you that isn't flabby, doesn't mean its a dick.
>>710363321
I'm fatter than you are, OP. So no, I wouldn't hate to be your size. I hate being MY size.
>>710366168
Eyyyyy I feel like I would have a decent dick if i wasn't about to die of a cardiovascular disease
>>710367254
didnt upload because im a dumb fat slut
>>710367166
show becky's tits or get the fuck out, whiny bitch.
>>710367315
never change /b/..
I'd pork the both of you/10
>>710367301
You got a good looking cock.
>>710367301
good lord. The excavation must have been grueling. This makes me so sick to my stomach that I think only your stomach has the ability to suffer it.
>>710363321
What are you? 280 to 300 lbs...? Fuck, OP. I WISH I was your size. I'm 376 lbs.... Sure, I am 6'9" but I'm still a huge fat ass. I would love to be your size.
>>710367709
Stop wishing and do something about it. You're a one-man 'occupy' movement.
>>710363321
Seriously man, in a year or so you can reach your ideal weight. Try it.
>>710367877
>Occupy KFC
>Occupy Taco Bell
>Occupy Applebee's
>Occupy Most Streets
>>710363321
sage
>>710367301
>>710367561
Thanks bro, maybe now I wont kill myself
>>710367877
Care to enlighten me on HOW? I'm a poorfag, so eating health is difficult because healthy food is the most expensive food there is... I also have neck, back, and knee problems... so exercising is very difficult. I'm a fat lard ass because of those issues. I don't know how to get around them to better myself.
Nope, look like me:-) Stay happy, and everybody likes you;-)
>>710363321
saging
>>710368014
I fucking did it again.
As you can also see energy drinks are my downfall
>>710363321
>>710368129
I like that angle. You get a good view of your sexy belly and cock.
>>710365757
Holy shit op, I weigh 350 ish and don't look like that, are you like 4 feet tall or some shit?
>6'6" here
>>710363321
Why don't you lock yourself up in your room for 2 weeks or more with only water and a bucket?
You're clearly an addict.
>>710368032
you work against them. slowly.
your knees and back hurt because you are overweight. you cant lose that weight cause your knees and back hurt. all the while you continue to eat the same junk foods and whine about it.
promise yourself change even if it literally kills you. TRY to eat healthy. TRY to work against the joint pains. bones fracture on a tiny scale and heal back stronger. you get stronger. mix progressive exercise with progressively eating healthier and youll be well on your way.
its a matter of effort
>>710368032
You're so amazingly wrong. Ever heard of a 'produce section'? All the fruits and veggies on god's green earth, available for less than the packaging cost of your processed shit-tier garbage food. Spend the extra 30 cents and get veggie pasta. Spend the extra 10 minutes and cook something on the stove, not in the microwave.
>inb4 "b-b-but its not wrapped in bacon..."
>>710368375
bacon is fucking delicious though
>>710368497
yes, bacon IS delicious. And when you're not one burger away from cardiac arrest, you've earned the right to enjoy it.
ITT: Gluttony.
Get the fuck off /b and go for a walk. Don't come back until you can wear pants that don't have an elastic band.
>>710368339
You are partially right about my weight being the problem, but I was born with bad knees, and my spine has been fucked up BEFORE I gained all the weight. But I also know the added weight does NOT help matters. For me, I eat alot of sandwiches because lunchmeat is cheap and it goes along way. Other than that, frozen type stuff because it too is cheap and lasts awhile. Healthy food is expensive and goes bad quickly. When you're as poor as I am, it's not easy to shop correctly. I know that sounds like an excuse, but i'm being genuine here. I WANT to eat better, I just don't know how to afford it. I don't really eat junk food anymore, hell, I even quit drinking soda/pop years ago. I cut out some bad shit awhile ago, but I keep adding pounds because I don't exercise at all. I know I need to at least walk, but I have lost all motivation in life. If you knew my day to day life, you'd understand why but I don't wanna sit here and tell that nightmare of a story because it will just end up sounding like a huge pity party and that's not what I want it to sound like. My life is fucked up though. LACK of money has made my life a living hell, add my severe weight problems to it, and it's bad. I know most would just say "Kill yourself and get it over with".. believe me, I've thought about it but i'm terrified of death... I think my fear is the only thing that keeps me going anymore.
im your size and decided i look much better as a trap
>>710368707
1600 cal
>water
>apples
>Black Coffee
>Eggs
>canned corn/beans 1/4can for 4 days
>1 chicken breast 1.99 lbs.
Go to Walmart and buy some shit
>>710368853
hot damn, that's one spectacular ass.
you fat masters should post me a diet plan to gain weight fast.if not kill yourselfs.
>>710368959
thanks
>>710368707
>I'm fat
>I need to exercise
>I don't have the will to exercise
>Because I'm fat
At some point you need to break the cycle. Stop eating sandwiches. Eat the sandwich without the bread. Put the contents of the sandwich on top of some lettuce, and eat that instead. You're past the point of eating things because they taste good. You need to eat things that don't taste good for a while.
I don't understand the logic of fat people. Do you look at a 10/10 grill and think "I deserve to be with that woman"? No, because you're fat. So why do you look at unhealthy yet delicious food and think "I deserve to eat that food"?
>>710368913
I do drink water. That's all I drink besides coffee in the mornings, but I add half & half, sugar, and top it with a small coating of ready whip. It tastes amazing. I eat eggs once in awhile, haven't tried the canned stuff yet or the chicken, so I will make some changes and try it out. Thank you.
>>710363321
Kinda looks like me, only I have more hair and less moob.
Personally I don't give a fuck that I look like this and I care even less about my health.
I sure as shit don't lie about why I'm fat either; I know damn well it's cos I keep eating.
I understand why you love being a fatass :) I do too!!!
can you fat sluts give me 40 lbs of fat im a skinny bitch im 5.9 and 145lbs
>>710368707
most of us here had a fucked up life.
most of us here are broke or close.
alot of us im sure were born with one limiting disease or issue or other. we dont all end up like that man.
i cant say anything you havent heard before. besides it takes effort. you have to find your reason. no one can tell you what that reason is or how you should go about finding it. its your own journey. and i hope eventually you find that motivation to get up. and get moving. and just try.
>>710365589
what type of fight?
>>710369057
do you have a blog or a nsfw twitter or anything i can follow you on?
>>710369074
Most fat fucks like me eat TONS of junk and things that taste good, I truly don't. I eat very little junk. My problem is the sandwiches. I eat a lot of those because of reasons I mentioned earlier.
As for your question about women... dude.. I don't even look at a woman if shes above a 4/10..... I know I will only be able to get 4/10 or worse.... that's all i've got for years. I'm fully away 5/10 or higher is out of my league. So trust me, no, I don't think I deserve to be with better because I know I don't. I'm one of those people that knows his place.
>>710369100
cut that ready whip right the fuck out.
those "just this little extra thing" moments add up at the end of the day. and the end of the week. added up monthly. then yearly. its not helping
>>710363321
Would I want to be your size? Honestly no.
Would I fuck you? For sure.
Stop caring how you look anon, being fat,acne, etc.. is just a good way of getting all of the superficial people out of your life. Look at me, I've got horrible teeth but I still have friends/family and people that like me for me.
![bariatric-chair[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gwMOtxU.jpg "bariatric-chair[1].jpg")
ops fat fuck chair (also known as the "USA 10 wheeler special")
>>710369100
>half & half
>sugar
>ready whip
All of these things are red flags. Drink black coffee. Adding all that shit makes it a dessert, completely defeating any progress you've made.
>tastes amazing
The catering will also taste amazing, at your wake, in 6 months. You don't get any.
>>710369346
>>710369385
The ready whip is pretty much the only sugary thing I have during any given day. I'm one of those fat fucks that DO NOT consume mass amounts of sugar.
But I see what both of you are saying, it's not needed, so stop adding it.
>>710369253
mma fight
>>710369352
No, your friends/family like you because you sell them meth.
Your mouth is an abomination. And your attitude is disgusting. Its not superficial to tell people that they need to better themselves. Its insanely narcissistic to think that you DON'T need to better yourself.
>>710369352
GOT DAYUM those teeth cuz..
>>710369100
drop the ready whip
start there
>>710366341
Love that episode
>>710369522
pretty much man, yeah.
>>710369586
are you fat shaming anon?
>>710369532
then why in the blue hell would you want to gain 40 pounds? you're meant to fight in the weight below your actual weight? you usually cut weight by dehydrating yourself and then rehydrating after weigh in day so you walk into the fight being 1 weight above what you're meant to be
>>710367570
>The excavation must have been grueling.
kekek
>>710369830
my opponent is 200 lbs and 6.3
pride rules
im dead if i not gain 40 lbs at least
Thanks for that thread OP, i'm feeling fit now with, even with my 120Kg for 195cm :)
>>710369354
[Heavy Breathing]
I need this chair for ummmmm science.
yea
im close
if i wasnt 6'5 id look exactly like that
>>710369522
Thats good that you limit your sugar. Now limit your carbs. Bread, stop using it. Pasta, stop cooking it. Breaded and/or fried anything, wrapped in tortillas, smeared with peanut butter and crammed into a bagel, forget it exists.
You need meat and vegetables. Chicken breast, its cheap, it cooks fast. Get a pan, get some olive oil, put a little olive oil in the pan. Chop some garlic, throw that in the pan and let it simmer. Cut a chicken breast into cubes, toss those in the pan. Squeeze some lemon over it. Get a frozen "mixed veggies" stir-fry. Toss that in the pan too. Push it around with a spatula until the chicken isn't pink in the middle. Eat it. Less than $5 for that meal, and if you buy enough at once, you can probably have it 3-4 times for less than $10.
>>710369725
I am proudly fat-shaming. I call a spade a spade.
>>710370036
winrar
I have a feeling that the people who preach healthy habits and exercise and then chastise fat people on /b/ are fat themselves but pretending to be skinny. Just a feeling
>>710369921
what organisation is this? got to be a circus of an organisation to sanction that
>>710370272
help me im from thailand
is not legal.
how i gain 40 lbs?
>>710370036
Yeah, carbs are my biggest enemy. I consume TONS of carbs.
>>710370189
i ain't got time for that
obesity can be caused by side effects of some medicines
so you can't judge
>>710370036
this guy gets it
>>710370189
Personally, I'm a person that used to be overweight (6'1"/230 at 18), and then I realized that I really enjoy fucking women, and would probably be able to fuck more women if I wasn't 230lbs. So I changed my habits. I worked hard. I still work hard, and now I'm 6'1"/180. 50lbs gone, all because I ate cheap-but-healthy meals and forced myself to exercise daily.
>>710370334
eat fast food every meal every day and get the largest sized soda to go with it.
whatever you order make sure it is fried or has lots of bread
minimize exercise
sit basically the entire day
its really that easy
>>710370189
im actually the "tall and lanky" type.
although i have been a lazy cunt the past year or so. im still by no means overweight
>>710369352
British teeth/10
>>710367281
I expected much worse tbh
>>710370375
Carbs are the unholy combo of sugar and fat. They go in your mouth as carbs, and then your body breaks them down into sugar and fat. You've replaced your sugar addiction with a carb addition.
Meat + veggies. Increases your testosterone (which makes you WANT to exercise), improves muscle tone, makes your metabolism more efficient.
Also dairy, fuck that noise. No cheese, no milk, no half-and-fucking-half.
Your mantra for the next 12 months is: "More meat, more veggies, more moving, more sweating, I don't want to die next month"
>>710370619
way past British teeth. Those are tweeker teeth.
>>710369586
>better myself
To what? YOUR standards?
>I work 55+ hours a week
>I own my own car and home
>I pay all my bills and have 0 debt
Tell me again how I need to "better myself" you judgemental superficial half wit...
>>710369591
I know man, I have a very irrational fear of the dentist. I've tried to go on a few occasions and even made it as far as the chair, nerves always got the best of me though.
>>710370984
Thank you for encouraging me. I actually appreciate it.
I fully admit, carbs, cheese, half and half... THOSE are my biggest weaknesses. I consume WAY too much of that shit. The problem with carbs is they are in ALL cheap food that is affordable. I was never a huge carb person before I got to be as broke as I am. Cheap food is LOADED with carbs. Carbs I know are my biggest downfall above all else.
But I need to start getting more chicken and veggies. Speaking of veggies, what are she good ones?? It's the greener ones, yes? Any of the green colored are the best, yes?
>>710371005
Sorry son but you're wrong, I smoke weed and that's it. Guess you've never heard of phobias before, mine is the dentist. I'd rather fuck a mason jar full of broken glass and vinegar than go see a dentist. But I'm sure you're mr fearless, not scared of anything right?
>>710363321
Definitely
>>710371382
thats rough.
my mom used to make me go constantly as a child. i dont like going and havent in some time now, but i dont have any irrational fears. they poke your gums. it hurts. beyond that theres not much to worry about.
but i understand nerves and anxieties arent ever so simple to get past.
definitely need that checked out and cleaned up though hombre
>>710371886
I've tried man I honestly have. I'm pretty much to the point where I'm just going to get them to put me under and yank em. Get a nice new set of falsies, or implants if they come down in price.
would anyone eat this hotdog out of my asshole?
>>710372087
Only if it's all beef, gotta keep it kosher.
>>710372087
>>710372311
it felt good sticking that warm hotdog up my ass. I was going to do another with a kielbasa... but I cooked it first and it broke apart before I could get it in.. so next time ill just warm it in the microwave instead of cooking it fully and insert it into my ass
>>710372087
I would hate to be your size. If you ever manage to breed don't pass along your disgusting habits to the next generation. The only redeeming quality of fat people is that they die quickly. If we can get hold of your children when you die from whatever weight related illness you will oneday have then we can breal the cycle.
>>710371228
Save up and get some dentistry done man just do it. They can literally fix your teeth completely. Stop acting like it's a good thing and just accept that it looks like shit and no one will WANT to kiss that, maybe they might if they really like you but they'd rather you have normal teeth. Everyone in your life would like to see you without those fucked up things my man.
>>710372960
I've got the $ you retard, you're obviously too stupid to realize what I've been trying to say.
>>710363321
I'm not quite your size and I hate it
Spot-on m8!
>>710373202
Im not. That looks painful and people in your life might say they dont care but they are grossed out. Are you actually this delusional?
>>710373810
They don't hurt
When they do I'll get them pulled and get false
People in my life aren't superficial dickheads like you
Delusional? I don't think you know what that word means.
