Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>710310741
Exactly!
So I got this spice and wolf manga volume 1 should I just dive in?
>>710310403
whats wrong with 2?
>>710310741
pretty good, its what i usually have so im used to it
>>710309902
I'll give it a listen when I'm done with the stuff I have right now. May not be until tomorrow though sadly, I'm feeling quite tired tonight again
>>710310039
That's how I feel about the authors I'm reading
>Can I pet the Neko Miku ;-;
>>710310403
Are you making love to others, AND leaving the lights on when you do it?
>>710310907
mandatory uta claim
>>710311381
go to sleep if your tired
>>710311359
I'll fail the drug tests!
>>710311381
Fuck yeah I do
>I wish
>>710310741 [shinoa]
yeah I couldn't shoot for shit back when I played on the 360. But I like racing overall and the rewards were more than decent with long Super Class races
カラミチーマス
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>710311814
Fish.
>>710311381
I will allow you.
>>710311678
lol me 2
>>710311682
sup I have an akame manga that's the best i can do right now :c
>>710311947
Hey :3
>>710311017
WHY?!?!?!?!
>also find some light pet play is hot
>>710311359
wat?
>>710311682
I'm a fucking hitman in that game. Primarily using a pistol because why not? I can get all the ammo I want and waste it if I want to but I conserve it incase a player wants to shoot at me for some reason
>>710311814
Real fish?
Can someone draw me a picture and I'll print it out and hang it by my desk at work :o
best girl
best waifu
>tfw the love for your waifu is so strong that the universe gets torn apart and you become the embodiement of evil
>>710311617
I don't want to sleep too much, I slept too much last night and that's why I'm tired
>>710311678
I knew it! I can't believe you're cheating on me ;w;
>Aww, poor bote :(
>>710312216
Yay!
>
>>710312279
Hello smugs
>>710312407
You could print out a picture of me senpai
>>710311678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDj_m-zaMmY
>>710312461
>and you become the embodiment of evil
hanoka is that you?
>>710312279
>wat?
i answered your question, its pretty good.
im just used to it.
>>710312546
that makes no sense
>>710312764
Homura* fuck its been a while
>>710312407
>>710312279
Pistols are strong as fuck and the ammo is cheap. The auto one is as strong as an smg and the deagle.. well does what a deagle does best
>>710312267
hey lulu! You don't have to be so obsessed with akame ga kill haha I like you still
>>710312458
How you been qt?
>>710312461
Wow that is strong
> you must really like her huh?
>>710312546
ALICE :D
you're happy this is good :3
>>710312216
fish
>>710312279
was there a fake one
>>710313059
take it you havent seen rebellion?
>>710312279
I know you do~
>>710312546
You say that but you never talk to me anymore ;-;
>kinda miss it actually, perks of being an ex-normie
>>710312703
Welp, there goes my enlistment. Failed because of 3 marijuanas
>nice song
And thanks for the edit!
>>710312931
Patch me up
>>710312931
I want her to finger me with those gloves on.
>>710312461
Still cuddly
>>710312931
Legs?
>>710313059
Tired. Haven't been sleeping much lately.
>>710312931
I want to cum in those gloves then make her wear them.
>>710312989
>owo
>awo
>awoo
>awooo~
>>710312842
Sleeping too much is as bad for feeling tired as not sleeping enough
>>710312931
Nurse me back to health Ruri
>>710313059
I got to pet a NekoMiku
>>710313297
I do so talk to you! It's not my fault you don't think I'm memorable :(
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>710312407
only for more dick pics :3
Sometimes I wonder if censorship like this is intentional.
>>710313081
Fish.
>>710312931
Poplar.
>>710313297
np man. i find it fun to see what i can do with little effort
>>710313627
i smell bullshit.
does anyone else smell bullshit?
>>710313917
your nose must be up in a bulls anus sorry
>>710313627
>here's (you)r REEEEEEEEE
>>710312637
Hey what's up?
>>710312842
I didn't see the edits. My bad. But it's your usual? Plan on smoking different stuff dude?
>>710312931
Silly
>>710313032
Im I have the deagle but don't use the it. The default one is my favorite and then the marksman pistol. I should probably change weapons huh?
>>710313081
An impersonator some time ago. Had the file names right too
>>710313297
What's that supposed to mean? Hmmm?
Cancer thread
keksandra
>>710314086
no i do not.
this is the best i could get.
>>710314086
Nothing much. Enjoyed my weekend then back to work for the week
>>710313081
you havent been posting for a long ass while
where have you been?
>>710313627
I'm always the one initiating a conversation with you ;-;
>>710313917
And they bring some pretty nice results from what I've seen
Got one more song you could send? I've been enjoying them
>>710314086
Gee I wonder
HILLARY CLINTO CAUGHT ON VIDEO ABUSING CHILDREN
Apparently she is the leader of the world's largest pedophile ring!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WLAe3UeddUI [Open]
>>710314180
wtf now #imwithher
>>710314561
thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNPmPgVvD9Q
>>710314086
well use whatever works for you, but if you're such a skilled shooter, you should give the deagle a go
>>710313032
That's good I like you as well but I like to at least get to see the badass waifu in action of course. :3
>>710313499
That's not good why not?
>>710313627
Pets are always good my friend
>>710314626
we are great because we are good
@710314626
no one gives a shit, go talk to no one.
>>710314626
really makes you think...
>>710314626
WTF? now I'm #trumptrain
>>710314921
I think what you're trying to say is you don't care. Gonna be an interesting 24 hours.
>>710313917
Have you not noticed that oversleeping makes you feel tired?
>>710314561
Whenever I do, you seem uninterested in talking to me :(
>>710314782
*pets the Luluco*
>>710314626
More like Hillary KLANton
MAGA
>>710315096
no, im saying you should go talk to the guy called no one. he gives a shit to anyone who has news like this.
>>710315128
nope, if anything it makes me feel more alive.
>>710314769
Thanks
>>710315128
It's not intentional!
>>710314559
it's not important
>>710315156
fish
>>710314626
>already on Trump Force One
>>710315255
Whatever faggot, go listen to emo and cut yourself
>>710312637
I don't think they would allow lewds at my desk
>>710312989
maybe :o
>>710313098
roll
>>710313686
message me later :3
>>710311312
>>710314921
you're right... Donald LUMP doesn't have a chance at winning, I can't wait to see all his supporters crying rivers on the 8th when hillary wins by a landslide
>>710315483
thats not how vaginas work
>>710315255
I can't say that sleepign a lot has ever done that for me. Maybe you're lucky
>>710315285
It's okay bby. I still love you all the same
>>710315555
I guess quads confirm. I just want this shit to be over so we can get back to every country hating on the US president again
Time to hit the sleeper. Good night everyone
>>710315449
>message
how?
>>710315714
You love everyone you slut
>>710314343
Ever had OG13?
>>710314409
You and i both but fuuuuuck this 100 question test had me like
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>>710314517
Mhmm. How's it been dude? Been some time!
>>710314561
.....
>>710314780
I'll take your word for it. But imma need help with the racing
>>710315316
alright thats fine
welcome back
how have you been?
>>710315811
who is this? ;o
>>710315808
>>710315449
It doesn't have to be lewds senpai
>>710315860
What was it for?
>>710314086
Maids?
>>710315714
>>710315855
>
>>710315915
why
>>710314782
Because sleeping schedules and slowly dying grandma. She's fine for the time being.
>>710315714
'Night. We'll be back to hating on the President and saying how much Congress sucks when nothing gets done after the election. Business as usual unless the swamp gets drained.
>>710316008
>jewbook
can you just put it in a dick rate or something
>>710316073
Number 3!
>>710315714
Thanks for the pet
Goodnight Alice~
>>710315413
comming from the guy who claims a edgy 3d retard from a show made for emo's, and makes up stories about themselves having a horrible vagina in school.
also its gothic rock. rather inspirational to the industry. you would know that if you weren't an uncultured edgy teen.
>>710315555
who ever comes into power will be killed by , within the first year. they are both shit.
>>710315714
maybe.
>>710315860
no, i tried looking for it but i couldn't find it.
>>710314782
yeah you're in for a ride~ I just started reading it again this week!
>>710315714
goodnight
>>710315860
hop in we're going for a cruise
>>710316073
Why would I not fight back?
>>710316106
That's a real stinker man I'm sorry to hear all that
Tough times don't last, tough people do. Hope your grandma goes peaceful bro.
>>710316549
You always show up at the best times my good friend :3
>>710316266
i will look harder
>>710316443
i thought you were the other lewd anon for a min
lewds can not be stopped tho hun
>>710311947
>
>>710316010
I haven't seen this one yet, so cute!
and probably not, my coworkers already think I'm a big weeb
>>710316145
:o?
>>710316246
everyone is gonna rate it 0/10 :(
>>710316781
Is that so?
>what is that gif
>>710316844
only because they will be jealous
i would give it a 4/20
>>710316010
Lymph nodes and urinary system
>>710316029
Only one i have but sure
>>710316336
Fuck. I had it when I smoked in the last time. I couldn't stop laughing haha
>>710316411
Oh fuck yeah
>>710316549
Digi-sword
>>710316781
>>710316934
>
:p
>>710315671
fish
>>710315860
it's been okay
>>710315882
good enough
>>710316934
Judgement Gun Morphing. It's dope AF.
>>710317185
either your a light weight or that's some good shit.
>>710316669
It's the fucking worse because she was basically the one who raised me through childhood.
>>710316785
>lewds my Waifu
>low res
Try harder.
>>710317240
I'll take your word for it!
>>710316992
0:
>>710317091
I don't do drugs
>>710317388
show him how the real lewds are done! :)
>>710316844
B-but senpai i thought we were a ship...
>
>>710317185
Sounds tough, but then again i only passed high school with a 1.5 gpa so i wouldn't really know.
But what exactly is it?
>>710317699
but your dick is addicting and would work well as a substitute :o
>>710317388
this one is kind of nice
>>710317188
Got a discord?
>>710317253
Need
>>710317328
It was my first time. Friends I smoked with said they wanted me to have something really good
>>710317803
Kek dude I didn't pay attention in high school either. I got lucky tbh. It's a practical exam. I look and touch stuff and answer what it is
>>710318231
Sachi
>>710317388
I am deeply feeling for you bro I've been through tough shit but who's to say really why times like this happen you know? Just make the most of your time with her now. Get some sleep as well ^-^
>>710317565
Yeah you haven't watched any yet? Oh I forgot you haven't watched a lot or played vidya recently cause school. Good on you get that GPA up best friend. :3
>>710318231
don't act your dick isn't amazing :o
>>710317803
we are :3
I just don't want to get shunned at work
>>710318391
nopes
>>710318434
not as amazing as yours :3
>>710312931
>710312407
>
>>710318352
What's up Smuggaroni
>>710318399
Yep, I've been working on a lot of stats tonight (and watching the World Series)
>>710318231
>wew
>>710318352
Which is why community college to the rescue
Also what kind of stuff do you examine?
>>710318434
Well I'll be here for you if you do
>>>710318660
>wew
goodnight
>>710318352
yes, you should have something good for your first time but it shouldn't be too strong, you should ease into it.
>>710318788
Good job! And I watched a lil is it game 7 right now?
Would you rather have cubs or other team win? I was hoping the Dodgers would be in it lol
>>710318898
juvia is hot too
>>710317699
No.
>>710318231
6.4/10
>>710318399
That's one problem. Two years ago I thought not sleeping for two days was a good idea. Now my sleeping cycles are eternally fucked.
>>710319154
Yeah, game 7. I'm rooting for the Cubs, they deserve a win. Their last world series win was in 1908
>>710319171
do me next,
if you can find anything good in colour i will edit any pic
>>710318788
Getting real tired of waiting for the ep to buffer every minute. Trying to watch qts play instruments. You?
>>710318898
Indeed!
The usual stuff ranging from skeleton to doing your own urine examination
>>710318937
Got any form of communication outside of the thread? Talking to you when you're not in thread would be nice
>>710319039
Night midnight
>>710319116
They told me after sucking it in, suck my through your teeth
>>710319518
Fucking hell, uty. Only you
>>710319638
i guess i could make one
>>710319638
What episode are you on?
>>710319638
was this your first ever time smoking anything?
and WHAT!?
i wanna test his ability.
(and between you and me, im preventing any other lewds cuz its rare to find a good uta lewd, even rarererererer in colour)
>>710319388
Dang I know that feel. Like I said before tough times don't last, you'll get through all this and be the man anon.
>>710319419
LOL holy shit my Mosin Nagant was younger than that wtf.
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>>710319872
how do I shot web?
>>710319518
i tried but your husbando has nuffin good
>>710320313
Yeah! You know how people pick on the Cubs for always losing? That's why
>>710320456
bullshit
>>710319171
Oh my... Indeed she is but...
>>710319638
Woah you work with skelly's? Sounds spooky
>>710320604
>wew
>>710320492
Makes sense I don't get sports bantering most the time anyway I only really watch soccer though so I guess I'm just out of the loop.
>>710320844
Goodnight
>>710320803
Nice, who do you root for? Atlanta is getting a team next year!
>>710320973
A couple different teams since I haven't grown up watching it but MLS I like the Seattle Sounders and for primier league I like Chelsea or South Hampton. Hbu?
>>710320767
but what?
>>710320737
i cant pull good shit out of hammerspace
>>710320492
When in doubt, go for the underdog. Cleveland got their title for the year in basketball anyways.
>>710321321
i can apparently
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9c/b3/d9/9cb3d98bb744a930737297287f1e360d.jpg
>>710321245
I really only follow Barclay's and UEFA. I like Liverpool and Bayern Munich
>>710321458
Fucking hell Cleveland tied the game
Trouble's on the rise for the Cubs.
Goodnight.
https://youtu.be/xk4dUW9HiUU
>>710319804
Sweet
>>710320066
4....
>>710320300
Yes :(
FUCK i meant to suck in more through your teeth. It'll get you real fucked
Oh my!
>>710320767
Mhmm
>>710321667
Where is his nipples ?
>>710321932
Wouldn't be a game 7 without some suspense. Pretty surprised they managed to tie it up though.
>>710320066
Now I'm on 5 and I love their outfit
>>710322089
>>710322242
Oh yeah, the SunFes episode!!
>>710322193
Yeah, whoever was pitching was struggling. 9th inning hype!!
>>710321932
Good shit. I've never asked how old are you haha?
>>710321321
Nothing, however here's a lewd from my personal collection on the house
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>>710322089
So what else other then spooky skelly's and urine
>>710322562
22, 23 in the spring.
>>710322089
yea, and breath using your diaphragm. everyone who knows what they are doing does this.
also holding on to your smoke only helps with bongs.
his nipples are in hell, where they belong
>>710322398
Chicago is about to riot one way or another. Maybe Cleveland's pitcher gets the yips. He already walked one.
>>710321667
well sorry im useless mister magic man
>>710322089
animu males dont have nipples
>>710322596
oh, nice!
>tfw the new filelimit doesn't allow you to post a gif
>>710323154
Oh I know it, it's gonna be bad haha
>>710322398
Low whoo for laptop being so shit
>>710322596
I've seven brains, heart, lungs etc
>>710322936
I don't know how to breath with diaphragm tbh. I haven't smoked over a year now
Aw rip
>>710323155
I noticed Kek. I don't get why though
>>710322089
Fish#6429
>>710323598
Where are you streaming it from?
No one noticed me.
Trying again.
https://youtu.be/xIx_HbmRnQY
>>710323155
It's alright. Now don't you have other waifus to lewd... Like smugs maybe ;)
>>710323598
So what career could you go after?
>>710322665
Dope I'm 20, did you cry at the end of SAO or what buddy?
>>710323983
How do you maintain that figure when all I see you do is eat, ya cute!
>>710323983
Not for the anime, but from the light novel
>>710323802
Added
>>710323817
Kissanime
>>710323825
Rory
>>710323939
Anything in pre med
>>710324482
I'm sad cause of that pic :(
>shinoa
>>710324259
Uhmm I just do.. pls don't contact me or my son ever again..
Lol jk thanks bro
>>710324312
Dang I'll have to cheaply it out I need a good crywank
> Luluco
Still no one.
This is being more successful than I thought.
https://youtu.be/2VAoVkIZ__0
>>710324312
>>710324695
Lol wtf check*
Bread is gone but I want more
More bread more bread more bread
