VIRGIN THREAD
1. your age
2. why are you still one
22, I tend to be pretty anxious around women, at least when talking to them if I really like them.
Anything deeper than a surface conversation and I become a klutz
>>710305165
22
I don't leave the house much, seems like a total waste of fucking time if I all I have to do is just knock out a quick 5 minute wank.
>>710305165
19
I don't have much money, I'm in school currently, getting a better degree. I'm biased and I think I couldn't hold a woman without money so I do not even try to.
>>710305641
People are gonna tell you you're wrong
Fuck those people
If you can legit live your life only jerking it, don't bother with women at all. Women will complicate your life. Go be successful with all the time you're not spending trying to get pussy.
>>710305809
Nah, chicks only caring about money is a meme. Being poor will actually help weed out the shit-tier sluts.
>>710305165
18
cause I don't care
>>710306042
Doubt it
30
And because I'm not trying to, I feel a girlfriend would only tie me down and I wont reach for my career goals.
I don't know if this has something to do with my Depression or Adhd. Maybe anxiety problems, I don't know.
>>710305968
Pretty much this.
Also, when it comes to casual hookups, money is not really a factor.
>>710306162
you can still fuck without getting in a relationship
>>710306162
this>>710306414
You could totally hire a hooker or something, it'd be worth. You should experience sex at least once before you die.
>>710306414
Not with the girls around me and my job.
I don't want a cheap fuck.
>>710306360
I don't think much of casual hookups, I don't really like it and I want to feel love. I might think a bit too feminine in this topic, but the only person I'd have sex with would be my gf. I can't stand lying and cheating.
12, she said my weewee was too wet ;(
21
don't go out much, kinda ugly , and I got jew hair like Jonah hill
>>710306693
Then don't worry about cash at all nigger. Even if a girl does want you to have money, if you're charming and a kind of guy she likes she'll love you despite yourself.
By the by, though, sex isn't that big of a deal in our modern age. Not saying that's a good thing, but it's definitely a thing.
>>710305165
Sauce
22, saving myself
22, social anxiety/depression hardly ever leave house.
>>710305165
19 I have phimosis, getting it sorted via stretching and tropical steroid cream. Seems to be working but it's not even been a week.
I've missed out on so many opportunities and honestly I think it's making it look like I'm gay to family and friends.
>>710305165
Its because of this!
sextoyget.com/sexylittlehoe.htm
25 dont go out at all, autism, fat and too insecure
>>710306979
For what? Marriage?
You should convert to Mormonism or Catholicism, otherwise you're never gonna find a chick your age who will marry you without fucking you first.
18 i don't want just use a friend for sex when they want more.
>>710306675
I don't know why but this seems to be common in older virgins. They seem to have this idea that their first fuck is supposed to be this special thing with a special person. I got news for you, after a few years you wont remember much about your first time, all you remember is that it happened and that you're happy you got your dick wet.
>>710305165
>38
>Since I've been a virgin this long I decided to only sleep with a 10/10 not just some random slut. She's going to be perfect.
slurping dat ass like wudup
>>710306693
you are thinking to hard about it. .
alot of girls just want sex
you can flirt and have fun without having your feelings hurt.
>>710307123
yes, marriage but that's going to be next year, so i won't have to do much work until then
24. no good excuse im just lame
>>710307145
Wow. Fucking called it.
>>710307182
You're gonna have to settle bud. You're almost 40.
>>710306922
Thank you actually. Would have never thought to feel good reading stuff here.
>>710307274
Oh, are you engaged? Nice if so, I actually respect people who manage to take a virgin to the marriage bed. Must be nice.
19
"studying"
>>710305165
35. I'm not.
If you're a virgin, it's your own fault. That's just a fact
>>710307381
yeah, for about a month now
and i hear its actually a lot less romantic and nice than people (including myself) imagine it to be, but i shall see.
definetely looking forward to it
>>710305165
1. 22
2. I'm not, but I was a 2016 virgin until about 2 weeks ago
Feels good man
People telling you to not "waste your time on pussy" are losers because the pussy for you is not a waste of time. Meet more girls aggots
>>710307296
Not the same anon but he's right. I was very forward with my current gf. I told her that I wont and can't be there for her economically but that i will be there for her in every other way.
Hook, line and sinker, anon.
>>710307145
preach my nigga, preach
90% of yal are virgins because you don't actually leave the house, stop making excuses.. It's not your "ADHD".
>>710305165
20, goblin faced jew
>>710307448
heres your (You) faggot
>>710307448
Yeah. I'm a 19 yrs old virgin, and I can safely say that my spineless ass is responsible for it. I don't try to flirt for fear of looking like a complete jackass. I fear rejection. And so I've stopped trying.
And I know the "just be yourself" defense force is on the way. It's my fault for being this way and hate myself for it.
>>710306944
hegresearch
>>710307694
Pussy is definitely great. I've spent a large amount of my life so far in pursuit of puss.
But for people who are legit in that they don't miss it? Fuck it, go for it. You spend so much of your life and money doing shit for chicks, if you don't feel the urge then do something more productive.
23
not a virgin
sucks to be all you
>>710308049
Just be yourself is a meme. If who you are is a piece of shit, be somebody better.
>>710305165
22
it is my destiny
I was not even born into it, I was removed by c-section, I have not even got to touch the complimentary vagina most people do
I am the mega virgin and proud
>>710307926
Also most of them have this idealised image of what their first time should be and wont settle for anything less than a 10/10 virgin. It's a recipe for life long boyhood.
I am 19
I am also very fat/borderline obese. I don't have many female friends outside of University and only one that I have classes with. I'm very beta. I don't talk during my classes and I don't talk at work. As with all autismos, befriending people and being befriended is not easy.
When it all comes down to it I'm just too comfortable to ask for sex. I even have a friend who I originally wanted to fuck but was too beta and just didn't. We're friends now, but I basically friendzoned myself. Feels bad.
>>710308049
If you think you're insecure, just realize that most women are probably much more insecure than you. Are you looking to get laid, find a girl to have fun with, a serious relationship, or what?
If you don't actually have any goals, what's your objective to begin with?
>>710305165
19
ugly
>feelsbadman
29
I don't talk to women
>>710308357
*uncomfortable
>>710305810
So much this.
You could probably find some equally fat and awkward chick who would be dtf.
But yeah, unless you lose some weight and gain some confidence you're not gonna score with anything good.
Though, honestly, being fat doesn't even fucking matter if you have the confidence for it. Chicks, especially mature ones, are way less focused on how dudes look than vice versa. They wanna fuck your personality, not your body.
>>710308614
meant for
>>710308357
>>710308139
Lal IDK about others but i am a 50/50 sorta person. Probably because I'm not American, it's sorta standard in this country unless you want to proxy puchase a slut from a club etc by flashing cash, which most of us don't want aha
17, my social life is trash
>>710305165
> 21
> Far too shy. Also I don't feel like putting my emotional self into such vulnerability. I am very lonely though.
There is a girl I'm fond off, really. I want to her out but I have all this baggage. Should I go for it anyway? I don't even know how to ask someone out..
>>710308728
b&
Why tho?
>>710308614
Listen to this guy.
If you don't give a fuck about your own body, why should women give a fuck about you?
27
Havent had sex in 4 years. Had sex like 15 times in my whole life with a single girl.
31
lost my virginity when i was 16
had sex with about 25 women
>>710308848
How old is she? What's her personality like?
You should tailor the way you act towards her around what she likes. Make sure you're clear that you're romantically attracted to her if you do go for it, don't friendzone yourself.
>>710308728
I miss the times when mods banned underaged people.
>>710307030
Ty?
>>710308909
Rough homie. You still caught up on the chick?
>>710305165
19
I generally don't believe in my self and always convince my self that I'm going to get rejected so it's not worth trying
im fagt
>>710309224
yo are you me
>>710308457
19
Social anxiety, afraid of it hurting
>>710309224
Just try you turbonigger. Got any female friends?
>>710309297
Good to know that I'm not alone about this
>>710307038
You don't think there are any other fat, autistic chicks who are saying the exact same thing? Seriously, there is someone for everyone.
Most people who are virgins (and don't want to be) just have unrealistic standards.
>>710307643
what will marriage bring to you?
im 18, all i see from it is disadvantages and having to trust someone with half of everything you own
>>710305165
Age: 30
Why I'm a virgin: Ulcerative colitis, which makes me fart and shit myself constantly and puke daily, not to mention, it has rendered me impotent.
Of course, the impotence doesn't much matter because my dick is only 3" to start with.
And even if I could get past all that, I have mild asperger's, so I wouldn't know how to talk to a woman anyway.
Oh, and i'm dirt poor. 9k a year poor.
>>710309337
Got kik? I can make sure it hurts
more like autism thread
>>710305165
21
Socialising is an effort and also sort of terrifying. I'm just too lazy to go through all the necessary steps.
Or maybe that's just what I tell myself, trapping myself in this cycle of apathetic loneliness, internet addiction, and avoidance.
I've just committed to 90 days of NoFap, see if it gives me the kick to get out and actually aim for something.
20
Depression, trouble with intimacy, was ugly and no sense of style throughout high school.
ive tried my hardest to get laid with my oneitis but she hasn't let me fuck her
>>710309423
unrealistic standards, that's it.
I want my first time with an asian, not a hooker or something, just a sweet asian girl around my age.
It's too hard to find someone like that in europe.
>>710309576
Pls no
>>710308251
I'm not a piece of shit is the thing. I'm generally considered a very nice guy, I'm the one who's most down on me by and large. I'm just not aggressive is the problem. I don't seek out girls, for fear of being seen as a creep, loser, or just overall inadequate.
>>710308428
I realize that, but I just have a hard time BELIEVING that. Like, why on earth should even half decent girls feel insecure?
As for my goal, I don't know. I just want to feel wanted by a girl once in my life. Close friend who hangs out with me, fun girlfriend, serious girlfriend, fwb, anything. I've never gone on a date, my only physical contact is platonic hugging (last instance was like two months ago).
You can only go so long without intimacy of any kind before you just kind of become numb to its absence.
>>710309605
a thread in which people post their saved thumbnails?
yes, anon
yes
in-
deed
>>710309411
We can be alone together anon
Thats why we're here.
>>710309799
Im only here for the crack
27. I don't know how to meet or interact with women. I was raised by abusive women.
>>710309527
Buddy, this is for you.
http://lostallhope.com/
>>710309888
Those trips deserve some crack
>>710309527
buy a van and live in it, 9k isnt much but its enough if you arent dumb
>>710309926
Do you have any friends who are women?
Do you see a therapist?
>>710309888
You get trips, you get crack
>>710309926
Simple solution.... You have to relise that everyone has shit in their lifes and grow some
>>710309489
marriage itself won't really bring me anything, i have to admit.
i don't believe that marriage will magically repair a damaged relationship or anything, but i see it as a promise to be faithful.
apart from that, we are both religious, so there's that aspect as well.
that being said, i do understand your and most people's worries about their belongings etc.
in a world where men are hated just for being men and divorce is just another step in a relationship, marrying is kind of risky.
but apart from the fact that i actually do trust her, even with all of my stuff, being religious, divorce is only a last resort option if either of us should be extremely abusive.
i am 22, so not much older than you, btw
>>710309204
Nah. We fucked like 12-15 times in a span of 2 years. Then she got a boyfriend, got pregnant and now she have a baby girl.
Im pretty anxious around women that I like.. I liked a girl since we were like 7 years old. We went together to school until we were like 17 years old. So I finally told her that I loved her and she accepted to be my girlfriend.
We were together for 3 years. Our relashionship wasnt healthy at all. We never had sex, just some fingering and humping and stuff. So she finally fucked a nigger and left me, now she has his daugther and ofc shes a single mom.
Never had a girlfriend again. I fucked this other girl because she liked me, thats all. I havent kissed a girl in 4 years dude, my god I think the last time I felt a pussy was in november 2012.
Sorry I know that my english suck and Im also drunk.
>>710309799
Actually started talking with a girl on tinder not long ago, so we'll see how far I can get
>>710309991
That's literally 750 a month dude
I'm not that guy but he's fucked, even if he found a shitty 500 dollar van that's only 250 for the rest of the month
>>710309026
I've never really been good gaging peoples' interests, especially so towards females. It seems like she likes me too, though. I really want to try, though. Thanks for the advice, m8
>>710305407
you just need to fuck one time and you are good to go.
>>710305809
just don't date rich girls. girls your age don't care that much. You might not have money but have the prospects of having in the future.
>>710306864
go out then
>>710307145
true
>>710305165
18
I go to an all boys school and am antisocial, and kind of fat.
20
>never go out
>>710310065
I don't have any friends at all, and I'm on a waiting list for therapy.
>>710310297
Dude, if you're right and she likes you, telling her that you're into her should be all you gotta do. It might be easier than you ever imagined.
Just don't spill your spaghetti, keep a little emotional distance while you figure shit out. Don't pour your heart out on the first date, let it happen naturally. Good luck.
>>710305165
1) Who cares
2) Because penis has not penetrated a vagina or anus.
>>710310218
Godspeed anon, you're doing better than most of us.
>>710307145
>tfw first fuck was a threesome with 2 thai prostitutes, one anally
I was 25, i figured i might aswell go all out with. Also it was fucking shit compared to all times i fucked after that.
>>710305165
>20
>Never even had a gf
>Depressed
>No self esteem
>Probably Autistic
>Live in rural area
>Never even tried to talk to girls
>>710310285
I dont think you understand how money works
>>710310535
Thanks for the kind words, anon
>>710310210
Your english is better than a lot of the fucks on here who aren't even old enough to drink, don't worry about it.
I'm sorry to hear about all that, though. At least you didn't marry either of them or do anything life-ruining. I bet you'll end up finding a chick eventually.
>>710305165
1. 9*2
2. I live in the middle of nowhere and always have except for the month I spent in a shitty little college town with surprisingly even less stuff to do
>>710310466
The therapy will help, probably. You should try to get a job, or do some schooling, both are good places to meet people.
You should try to make some dude friends, get yourself re-accustomed to social interaction.
>>710307182
dude, I'm sorry to say but you're not gonna land a 10/10 when you're inexperienced
>>710305165
>19
>im ugly
>>710305165
i'm not a virgin, but do you have more pics like this?
26
short, average, not making any efforts, med school... pretty much my fault
>>710311303
How ugly? Are you fat?
>>710305165
>31,483 years old
>Penis was chopped off at birth.
>>710311537
Yes im fat, not like amerifats but im fat for an european
>>710311120
I can't get a job. I don't have any skills, talents or education. I have nothing to offer anyone. My doctor put me on disability for mental disorders. Honestly, I don't plan on seeing 2017 anyway. Thanks for the concern though.
>>710311363
if you ask for that, then you are a fucking virgin
>>710311599
>implying
I bet he scores sweet daemonette puss-puss literally every day
>>710311657
You could always go work at a movie theater, or as a mailman or some shit. You've got options.
But if you're gonna be an hero, that's fine too. How are you planning to do it?
22
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
>>710311657
Go out with a bang anon
>>710311631
What country?
I bet you're not that bad. You're probably just insecure. Why not fuck an ugly chick? They're usually good in bed.
>>710305165
>mfw all 3 girls in the picture have gotten more pussy than your average /b/tard.
>>710309689
Same here.
I can't flirt for shit either.
I have a friend that had a girlfriend in high school and she was dying to fuck him but he said he wasn't ready for it. A month later she broke up with him. Now he kinda gets a little uncomfortable and defensive when we talk about sex around him. He is still a virgin.
>>710311667
i can see your point, but i'm not, you just never really pics like this, all fucking traps usually
You people are nice. Makes me forget I'll die alone.
>>710312101
"a friend"
Uh huh.
Why wasn't he ready for it?
22
Small dick no confidence
>>710305165
18
I'm ugly and insecure and I rarely crush on girls. Last year (senior year of hs) I had a huge crush on this girl but she was 3 inches taller than me so I didn't do anything about it.
Now that I'm in a community college everyone just seems to stick to themselves, making harder to make friends even. Sucks tbh fam.
>>710309991
I make ends meet. I just don't have any to spend on anything fun.
>>710311957
>France
I really don't know what to do to attract women
>I Study medicine
>142 IQ
Womans see me as a fking nerd
22
I'm socially retarded and have gyno, even though my surgery is schedule so I'll get rid of it.
32
Dont try. also in army, and bitches be ugly
>>710311855
Here's just a general protip:
Treat women like you would your dude friends. Be flirty, but keep plausible deniability, don't make an ass of yourself.
This won't get you laid, but it will get you female friends, which will teach you how to talk to women, what they like in a dude, etc. Once you're armed with knowledge, you can either try to transition the friendship into a relationship, or go hit on some girls.
It's not as hard as you think it is, ever. Godspeed.
>>710312330
they see you as a nerd because you probably are one, and it has nothing to do with studying, schooling or books.
Is it really the end of the world if you dont stick the thing you piss out of into a girls vagina? If anything you're smart for not risking having a shitty baby until you're ready for one
>>710312330
>study medicine
>smart
C'mon dude, this should be easy-modo for you. There are chicks who are into the whole nerd thing. If you can pull it off, play it up. Use big, fancy words, impress them with your knowledge of various things, just generally act smart as shit and confident in your intelligence (but not pretentious).
>>710312421
>Treat women like you would your dude friends. Be flirty, but keep plausible deniability, don't make an ass of yourself.
WRONG. Treat a woman like a woman, but 99% of people think this means being a doormat.
27....only dry humped my sister for like 4 years...now shes in college
21
I have a gf for over six months now. She doesnt want to because reasons, but I finaly forced her to go visit a doctor. So I actually might get lucky soonTM
>>710312679
Read the rest of the post.
>>710305165
31.
Not a virgin.
Experimented with the neighbor girl when I was 9, until I was 12.
Didn't get laid after that until I was 18.
Been doing at it regularly since then, with the occasional dry spell.
Because I'm fucking 5'3". A 5'3" adult male. I'm hispanic and latinas don't like that I'm culturally "white". White girls don't even look at me.
>>710312484
But I like Science, I fucking love Science! I cannot change that.
20
Ugly, antisocial, never motivated and poor
>>710312160
I guess he wasn't comfortable with his body. But I cant get on him to much for it. I lost my virginity last year to my best friend
>>710312897
Find a short girl
>>710312921
Exactly same
Where do you think we'll be in 10 years?
>>710313027
/b/
>>710313023
From my experience short girls are the ones who tend to have the most problems with my height. The only girl who ever showed interest in me was a few inches taller than me.
>>710313023
Lol are you kidding? I'm desperate but not that desperate.
>>710312330
You could move to America. A French doctor with a sexy accent fucking slays puss over in the states.
>>710313102
Too far
>>710306979
fag
>>710313197
I would be a doctor in 11 years but I don't like America.
>>710310678
I hope so m8
I was unemployed for a long time and very depressed, living with my parents like a fucking parasite playing videogames that were sucking my life away.
Im not ugly/fat tbh. Im somewhat athletic and I love to play soccer; got a new job 3 months ago and Im making a lot of money right now; got a nice new car, I met new people and Im better than ever. I feel live again.
I hope I can meet a nice girl tho, not a freaking cock hungry useless slut. I dont hate women dude but god damn its hard to find a nice one.
>>710305165
got a link to the gallery, OP?
not a herge member
>>710305165
1. 33, never even held a hand
2. Avoidance more than anything else, plus age inevitably limiting options. I feel like I've never gotten signals or interest from any women, but mostly it's missing key years in life due to depression, never getting a social network going, and still being too nervous to try online dating even though I've become a normie at work.
I also worry that it's beyond the point of no return. Am I even interested in women my own age or women who would be available? It's hard to tell since I'm not around them much, mostly younger women. Can't relate to people's pasts even though work has given me the social skills to get along with everyone superficially, and I suspect that my lack of past experience and being out of sync with people as I get older has made me less likely to be physically attracted to women in my age range.
>>710305165
https://hangouts.google.com/hangouts/_/ytl/OdFM7wNIZGNjZgG8TcOBW1IeomJ7P2jiLrn3L8HhuE0=?hl=en_US&authuser=0
>>710313543
You're from ?
>>710313422
Fuck I just realized that is a sample image lol
>>710306162
>muh career goals
You're NEET, aren't you?
24, i hate women
>>710308049
what has you scared of being rejected? If you dont idealize the girl you want to ask out you wont get attatched to an idea of that girl. Then getting rejected doesnt hurt at all and youre still in the same spot youre in now. Literally nothing to lose. You can do it anon.
>>710314115
Why?
32
Because I'm a loser in everything.
>>710313422
Man, you've got it better than 80% of the people here. Just get out there. You sound like an alright dude.
I agree on the useless slut thing though, lots of women are completely worthless. The good ones make it worthwhile.
>>710313775
VA, why?
>>710305165
18
I am too shy and ugly and an asshole
19
2D>3D any day
>>710314410
>shy
Why?
>ugly
Doesn't matter unless you look like a cave troll, you're probably fine.
>asshole
Pretend not to be.
>>710305165
>18
>Socially anxious
>Constantly make bad puns
>Unattractive (except I have good hair)
>0 sense of self confidence and self worth
>>710307182
wizard detected.
>>710312911
you can like science and not be a nerd. if i were you, i'd start listening to trap music.
24
I've had fucked up teeth since highschool which has stopped me from being able to talk to anyone.
Which includes interviewers for jobs. So i have no money to try and fix them.
I also have depression. Like actual depression, not "i get sad sometimes" depression.
>>710305165
But I'm a creep.....
I'm a weirdo.....
What the hell am I doin' here?
I don't belong here.....
>>710312885
none of what you said will work. you're advising him to try to weasel a friendship into a relationship. that's is the apex of being a fucking pussy (something women find very unattractive).
I am 15 and have these tiny bumps around the circumcision ring. Not an std.
>>710314182
they live in a complete different world than me, a really stupid and shallow world without any resemblance with reality
i never saw a smart women (and i study engineering and talk with lots of them), i never saw a women who could talk with me about something meaningful, or something interesting
20
I honestly hate myself too much to bother
>>710305165
I lost it at 13
But her dad walked in, she claimed I was raping her, and it took months to sort everything out and I lost all of my friends. True story.
Don't be chickenshits, gents, but do be cautious.
>>710314866
not that guy, but you're retarded
literally all 3 of the chicks i fucked were my friends before i fucked them
>>710305165
Because I don't count anal as losing my virginity and neither does my gf. We have done a lot of anal though
>>710315261
You go to a Christian school?
>>710315392
any serious christian considers all sexual contact as bad if outside of marriage
20
I get unconformable any time girls show interest in me. And I am no good at telling if guys are gay or not (except faggots but those aren't really my type).
>>710305165
22 and idfk, if I knew I'd fix that shit in a heartbeat.
>>710314538
I clam up when girls are around me and so I never say anything other than autistic sperg shit. That's why I am shy.
I guess so about the ugly thing.
But I keep saying/doing things that I later think were really assholish things to do and I hate myself for it. Then I mope and say/do another assholish thing
23
-Didn't care for awhile
-eventually became really self conscious and >tfw no gf
-yet again don't really care and prefer working and learning skills
-every once in awhile feel like I want gf
At least I'm not kissless
>>710315392
Nah, but she use to be a good lil christian gurl.
Now it's because she's saving it for when she's ready. No fucking clue when that will be.
>>710314296
Yeah I know right! It was nice to talk to you man.
I salute you from Southern México. Have a good life.
>>710314170
It's more of the fact that I am afraid l'll get attached and have my soul crushed either by my own fault or hers. And as far as rejection goes, it hurts regardless.
>>710314316
That's been my m.o. for a while now, and it kind of almost worked once. A girl almost hung out with me because of pokemon go. Crazy, right? But that never panned out.
>>710315729
Lucky :(
30
shy,lazy,found ways to cum like a girl
>>710315739
Also dont vote for Trump.
>>710315660
Can you give me an example of an assholish thing you might say?
Sounds like most of your problems come from you not thinking about what you say before you say it, which is definitely a skill everyone should learn.
>>710315831
>found ways to cum like a girl
wat
>>710315739
>>710315836
Nah, I'm voting Johnson.
Godspeed you brown bastard.
>>710315729
>At least I'm not kissless
you lucky fam. I've fantasized more about kissing a girl than fucking. maybe I'm just a faggot.
19 and because it's opposite day
>>710315906
first one i will keep secret but the second one is prostate orgasm
>>710315906
Anal, I bet.
>>710315906
I also second this.
Wat
>>710316015
>secret
s p i l l t h e b e a n s
>>710316015
bro, you gay
>>710316104
m o m s s p a g h e t t i
I have a trauma when i was a child, so human beings are disgusting for me.
i will virgin until my dead.
>>710316104
it's too difficult to explain, but it's hands-free(no jerking) and doesn't involve anal
19, I ive had the chance a couple times but always with crazy/underage bitches and i dont want to deal with that
>>710315980
What, I thought the only choices now were Hillary and Trump. Both sucks tho.
>>710316128
i'm bi but like 95% straight (i find most men unatractive)
>>710305165
Don't want to admit
Worst self-esteem ever
>>710316213
d o e s i t i n v o l v e y o u r s i s t e r ? . j p e g
I forget this: 21 yo
>>710316213
>hands free non-asshole-stretching way to masturbate
bruh your /b/ros need to know
greentext that shit
>>710313191
Whats wrong with short girls? I dont mean midgets or anything.
>>710316206
21yo
>>710316340
n i g g e r y o u g a y
>>710316389
This. kek
16
Girl dont want to smash, i either have to drink with em or do drugs.
I is 57. I never make the sex with the woman. I try it with dog on 25th birthday . I like.
>>710316505
Is that an onion?
21
Not a virgin. My girl and I snort heroin and fuck all the time.
I'm severely depressed, broke all the time, and have lost every single person I cared about because they all hate her and hate the person I become when I am with her.
Tl;dr keep it up virgins, also don't get addicted to heroin. I spend about $100 a day
24
Cystic acne.
Crippling anxiety.
Poor.
I'll probably be starting a programming job soon so maybe my luck will change once I'm perceived as successful. Either way, fuck this planet.
>>710316986
fuck your girl and kick the habit, that's bad man
19 years old guy, lost my virginity to a guy, still tryn to loose it to a girl, that I am having a huge crush on.
>>710317227
She shoots it, I supply it for her. She doesn't work, so I pay for all of it and only get half. Try to quit, she uses sex to manipulate me.
I am also on felony probation and am not in school, live with mom, and have no aspirations.
>>710316986
Do you like having sex more while you're high or sober?
On h or on other drugs
>>710317527
On drugs, especially h, sex is phenomenal. No condom, and it shoots my stamina through the roof. Regularly don't cum for over 40 mins.
>>710316728
might be garlic
>>710316728
t h a t s y o u r m u m n i g g e r . o s h i t
also yes
18, haven't been with my girlfriend to feel comfortable with it. It'll happen soon enough, I just want it to come along naturally
>>710317891
She's planning to cuck you, why do think it's taking time. Take it in t the ass from a bbc before she does, only solution
>>710317443
Oh yeah /b/ro. This chick is worse poison than the shit in your veins.
>>710318061
Trust me, you and every other person in existence tells me this. Idk why I don't leave. We have been together for 3 years, and she used to be so good. Guess I am holding out for change.
>>710314663
why?
>>710316986
heroin addiction is a bitch. do at least $100 a day, IV. shit sucks
>>710318285
did you get her addicted to heroin or theo ther way around?
>>710316213
Probably flexing your PC muscle, right? The muscle that's usually used when you cum?
>>710318423
It was all fun and games at first. My dealer hasn't been able to get any in 2 days and the withdrawals are fucking killing me.
>>710305165
26
because I have zero interest in sex
49, hooker said no
>>710318430
She got me into it. Was playing Xbox one day and she pulled her bag out. I knew she had been doing it. Told her I was curious, so she divvied me up a couple lines, I blew em, and the rest is history. Here I am several months later. Two months behind on rent, let my car insurance lapse, and everything is miserable. As a Nirvana lyric goes, "mayday everyday"
>>710318613
my fucking sides
dont worry ive been there too, but im guessing she declined because she was a high class porn star tier hooker and im a short hispanic dude
>>710318520
i know the feels man, thats the worst feeling ever. try and get some xanax so you don't feel so bad
>>710305165
29.
I am unnatractive. I have no confidence with women. I haven't dated anyone since I was 16. I have given up.
>>710318613
Just go to another one.
>>710318285
You an me both man. My girl has cheated on me so many damn times. I just love her so god damn much. None of the fucking movies or tv shows make you realize that you are going to imagine having a family with this person and you're giving up that when you break up. I just don't have the strength to give up on her just yet. I have to hold on to the good times and just put it behind me. We're currently in an "open relationship" but I'm not fucking anyone and I don't think she'd let me close it up again, since I"m not near her. She's off at college.
>>710318866
>>710318430
And let me tell you, the first time I did it, it was amazing. If you have seen Breaking Bad (who hasn't?) you'll remember when Jesse shoots up h for the first time he floats out of the bed, grinning ear to ear. Felt EXACTLY like that. Now, if I don't get it for over 24 hours, I feel depressed and intense fatigue, sometimes nausea.
31 going 32
not a virgem, fucked plenty of bitches
also like to drive around and flashing my dick to women walking alone... and masturbating while they watch... you would be surprised how many women just smile and stay there watching you.
32. Grew up fundie. Now just don't care, really.
>>710318866
>Told her I was curious
What kind of mongoloid wants to try heroin. Did you think you wouldn't get addicted?
>>710319140
Jesus. How does a guy end up this submissive? Fucking pathetic.
>>710319140
Wow, a person who shares a nearly identical struggle. Amazing. I know how you feel 100000% I see the good deep down inside her, and it's SO fucking hard to give up on that! I want to marry this girl, I fell in love with this girl. Not like this tho.
The only difference is we aren't in an open relationship. I 'pimp her out' to our dude and others who pay her for pussy, and it doesn't hurt, because it means we score drugs. Fucked up, man.
>>710319415
She's not the "I can fuck who I want" type of cheater.
She's the "I fucking hate myself for letting it happen again, I'll cut my wrists to ribbons and swallow a bottle of pills the moment you leave me because I hate myself for what I did" type cheater.
>>710319140
Stop just stop holy shit why are you ruining your life. Love is irrational, you need to be rational for just a second and put the facts together.
1)She cheats
2)You don't like it
3)You don't cheat
You can't be enjoying this dude. Even if she stops you will never be able to undo the damage she has already done. You will realize at the first instance you aren't dependant on her for your happiness that your relationship is a joke, and you will break up with her. Assuming she hasn't left you by then, which won't happen, because she clearly doesn't respect you and that is the bedrock of a real relationship.
Leave. I promise you there are women in a city near you who share your interests and won't treat you like shit.
>>710319700
Haha, mine is the "fuck whoever will give me drugs or drug money" type. I only cosign it cuz I wanna get high just as badly.
>>710319700
And you sticking around every single times allowed her to become the "I can fuck who I want" type. She knows just how to play you.
Holy hell anon, smarten up.
36
Don't trust people, don't want to get involved.
Don't wanna fuck a hooker.
Kinda glad at this point, i hear once you start having sex you become kinda like a vampire... you gotta have it
>bloodlust.
>>710319916
I think you might be right, fuck me. Honestly these past couple months have been so bad that I've considered it, but one thing that's kept me going back to her is that she's promised me her virginity. She's dryhumping some faggot in her dorm room as we type, but her pussy's still virgin and that's a big deal to me. I've been waiting on it for 3 years.
I think it's time I deflower her, then drop her.
>>710320322
Check'd
Yes and no. Depends on how addictive your personality is. I personally get absolutely obsessed with anything I like, soooo..
21
Actually lost my virginity two days ago on Halloween with new gf, it was everything i expected and more
>>710320523
3 years, just like me man. My gf didn't fuck me for 3 years cuz she was a victim of sexual assault. Heroin has turned her into a slut. I have a love/hate relationship with that.
>>710320878
She was only okay with anal. Pretty sure that's why I'm so into traps now. Love/hate relationship with that too, kek
>>710305165
19
My face is fucking hideous. No problem talking talking to girls or having female friends, they'll just never find me physically attractive so sex and or relationships never happen.
>>710320878
Listen man, you and me have to figure this shit out. If you really do feel like me, then this is fucking killing you too. We've got to fix this, we're better than this and we can have better than this. I promise I'll figure my shit out and make my life better if you promise me you will too
>>710321381
Same tbh fam. Doesn't help that I'm 5'4".
42
dunno
>>710321822
Part of me hopes my PO catches me and sends me to prison, away from all this. Most of me doesn't want that. And yeah it's killing me. I live every day in a constant state of misery and panic.
>>710321857
If it makes you feel any better I'm 6ft and have absolutely no luck. Height isn't everything, I see better looking shorter guys with girls all the time.
>>710305165
>Your age
21
>Why are you still one
I'm not, and my gf is significantly better looking than me (but I'm still above average as far as looks are concerned, though not by much).
I'm here to help out any /b/ros that are actually looking for help, Questions welcome.
No, I'm not showing you nudes of her
>>710305165
33
Almost every time I got a girlfriend is for the same circumstances, she is just trying to move to fast that makes me doubt about the reason they do that. So in the end they are pregnant and just want to marry me because they don't know who the father is.
21
a healthy does of being shy/awkward and not having much experience and still living at home while I finish school. I keep telling myself once I get my own place ill be more soical but im too embarrased to bring girls home when Im still living like a kid
on a better note I have been getting more flirtatious with girls. Just asked one out the other day, got shot down but it felt good to try and it didnt hurt that bad. In fact I honestly didnt give a fuck
>>710306162
Retard is 30 still chasing his "career goals"
Spoiler alert. Whatever you're doing at 30 you'll 99% of the time be doing that for the rest of your life.
>>710320878
How does it work
>>710305165
Sauce?...
>>710323281
I feel you Anon. I'm in the exact same situation except I've never asked a girl out.
>>710320878
I mean my gf doesn't want to gave sex with me either coz of some experience in the past. She claims she can't take it for whatever reason? Could that be true, I mean I can read ppl pretty easily and it feels sincere. But someone already mention that love is blind
>>710312260
you'll find college is like that, surprisingly. IDK, but it was for me. I went to CC first as well, it was like all the outcasts from highschool and some middle aged parents thrown into one school. Nobody seemed to really socilize, we'd go to class and just go home
Now im in a regular college and I think I missed the "party" phase because everyone is in their 3'rd or 4'th year and its mostly the same
Yeasty vagina
>>710323640
I don't entirely understand the question.
13
Because I'm 13 and I live in the end of nowhere sw Minnesota. Mom ain't putting out for sure.
18
Mostly because im schizofrenic and people often find me wierd. Also because i am a druggie on a morfine, benzo and speed addiction.
>>710324289
You mentioned your gf didn't sleep with you coz she got raped. Was that all she told you about the matter? Coz my gf doesn't want to talk about what happened to her
Because im gay and im like 98% certain im the only fag in my small town. We dont have any clubs or party spots, just a few bars with he same drunks in every night so I cant go in looking for a hole because I know everyone in there
Im alos afraid ill get mugged/rapped/murdered if I tried grinder or tinder or anything like that
>tfw I move to a new city in a few years and go looking for that booty to let out years of sexual tension on
>>710324289
It should be about 3 years since that happened to her too
>>710305165
27
Have a gf of 5 years but until now she didnt want sex. Just says wanna wait till mariage
>>710323933
>>710324866
Also checked
>>710305165
31
i focused on school and career and never learned how to attract women
the older i get, the bigger the gap between my experience and that of the average person
nobody wants to date someone my age with less relationship experience than the average high school student
>>710305165
21
no excuses I'm just pathetic
>>710305165
21. I went to the place to fuck but i couldn't get it up and fuck her in the pussy so i only got a blowjob.
>>710326089
how was the bj?
>>710305165
This is my first thread, I'm 16 so I'm not still 1
https://tlctugger.com/phimosis/>710307032
I have been using his products for foreskin restoration and ive never felt better. Im about a year and a half in and I have almost full coverage when flaccid and cold. 3.5 years to go!
>>710325293
Physically or socially?
