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Choose a super power and others limit it
I start:
The ability to see anyone's past
>>710292221
You can only see 3 seconds into that past
>>710292221
Time warden. Ability to slow down time, rewind time, fast forward time, pause time. This the best power.
Can suck as many dicks I want and nobody can hate
>>710293624
Die every time you preform your power
The ability to survive in space
>>710293728
they all have to be un-satisfyingly small
>>710293811
Only way to reverse is beat dubs
>>710293836
but only with a space suit on
>>710293836
Only for 6 seconds
>>710293921
>>710293922
Dubs>singles
X Ray Vision
Be appreciated for who you are
>>710293994
Only works on fat chicks.
>>710292221
But only randome segments you dont get to choose
>>710294064
By your mom only.
>>710294064
A faggot
>>710293994
Must request permission from your mom every time you want to use your x-ray vision
>>710293994
Only see through elderly clothes
>>710294064
It only works on people whose dicks you have sucked
>>710292221
Phenomenal Cosmic Power
>>710294064
You're constantly depressed
Can't ever be called a faggot
>>710294294
After one million years of owning this power you will eternally burn in the seventh level of hell.
>>710294418
Because you're black so people call you nigger.
>>710294294
Can only use by getting replies on 4chan. Each reply is good for 5 seconds and you can save up to 5 minutes worth
>>710294418
You're actually gay.
>>710294064
Constantly depressed
Infinite knowledge
>>710294418
>People call you a pussy
>>710294421
...Well, shit.
>>710293836
Won't survive on earth
>>710294418
Is a faggot
>>710294532
Causes non-stop severe head pains and bleeding from the eyes and ears.
I transcend metaphysical existence.
>>710294532
only for 5 minutes
>>710294418
Is a faggot.
ability to move anything with my mind
>>710294761
But you have a 30 second memory
>>710294761
you loose all ability to process thought
>>710294761
You're still a faggot
>>710294858
Only on Wednesdays between 4pm and 5pm
>>710294858
Only if you also touch it with your dick.
>>710294858
one inch only
>>710294858
Can only catch Neosplicer grenades
Can walk on water
>>710294858
But, any time you use it explosive burning diarrhea also occurs.
>>710295081
when it's frozen
>>710295081
Get nailed to a cross a few days after using your powers
i can give myself whatever superpower i can think of
>>710295081
phase through anything else
>>710295139
kek
>>710295158
you turn into a vegetable when you get the power
>>710293624
But your bowel movement will mimic it
Can get dubs or better on any posts.
>>710295158
In your dreams
>>710295158
But is forced to use them to get cock
The ability to sense how many dicks a girl has had in her vagina
>>710295304
after sucking a dick
>>710295158
You are in a coma
>>710295366
So always?
>>710295304
But is forced to do so on a 56k modem
The ability to be a god
>>710295405
well no, you'll have to suck a dick for each dubs you want to get uh-duh
>>710294532
Every person on Earth knows you know everything and you are constantly asked questions. They also all know where you are all the time. Basically you become Google
>>710295496
in a children's book
>>710295496
Nobody believes in you,nor you can make them do.
You are alone with your mind
>>710295496
of non believers
>>710295343
But the ability is forced on you when you are together with close relatives
>>710295531
So I get infinite dubs as long as I am OP?
>>710293624
The only way to activate this power however is by attaching cinder blocks to your nipples and letting them hang
Teleport, imagine to live without the need of a car, or train, autobus, bike whatever the fuck you just teleport to a place you want when you want
The ability to impregnate a women just by looking at her
>>710295605
now you're getting it
>>710295496
of faggots
>>710295668
but when you do you shit and piss yourself
>>710295158
but each time you do your dick gets 1 inch smaller
>>710295671
Thats a digraceful superpower
>>710295668
Everyone hates you
>By the outsider!
>>710295027
>Can move ANYTHING.
Invicibility from niggers
>>710295671
but the women will know it's you and sue you for child support
>>710294294
But your gets will be for ever one off
>>710295496
you are constantly bullied by other gods
>>710295671
Only works on your mother
>>710295668
Only if it's within 2 yards with a 90 minute recharge
>>710295842
but you'll be a nigger forever
I have the power to make any inanimate object I want appear at will
The ability to murder people with no consequences
>>710295842
anytime you think of trump, you slowly die
Be able to seduce any girl I want. Any girl I want will fuck me, I won't contract any type of STD. All I need to do is look at them and if I want to fuck them, I wave them over. It will be good sex not shitty sex no weird stuff will happen during the sex and I won't fuck any transgenders. Men are not attracted to me so they won't fuck me. Beat that fags
>>710295343
This power already has its drawbacks, but just to crush it, spaghetti falls out of your pockets around girls who have had less than 2 dicks. The spaghetti tastes awful and everybody around you notices every time this happens
>>710295840
that your muscles are capable of lifting. with your arms.
>>710295842
But sprayed with a pheromone that attracts shitskins and makes them want to mate with you
>>710295970
Only on the moon
>>710292221
you can only see all the times they've masturbated
>>710295965
Everytime you do that you
>>710295158
You lose the power to process thought
The ability to create a nuclear explosion that will wipe out the entire earth.
>>710296016
over 70 years old
faggot
>>710295496
Other gods look down on you because you have no followers. No followers = no power/influence. You gotta build yourself up from nothing
>>710296009
and instantly kill 10 hillary supporters
The ability to get rid of other peoples abilities, but leave the downsides.
>>710296016
You live on the moon. Alone. No spaceship
>>710295081
water can only be dasani water from bottles
>>710296195
in galaxies far far away
>>710295760
Well i will tp with a diaper on and a pack of diapers with me
>>710296195
only when people find you funny
>>710296195
Only from niggers
>>710296016
every orifice on the girl will become the mouth of a snake once you get their clothes off
>>710295304
you always waste them
The ability to projectile vomit at will.
>>710292221
The ability to grant or take away immortality to any thing.
>>710296274
while you get the downsides as well
Create objects with my mind
>>710296162
Everytime I do that I?
>>710296345
good lad
>>710296393
You.yourself can never be immortal
>>710296392
You are fat,fucking,ugly,lazy boomer
>>710296107
I'm ok with that tbh
The ability to lie without my nose growing.
>>710296195
But you can only detonate the explosion by cutting your dick of
>>710296443
Can only create tiny versions of your dick and no one will believe you.
>>710296443
but you use up your own body for the materials
>>710296448
You get (You)?
>>710296443
they have to be shaped like dicks, and have a made by anon tag on them
>>710296016
You have to charge the ability to use it. The method of charging is dick sucking. 200 strokes = 1 use. Better get started
>>710296553
you explode every time you move your eyes
The ability to eat as much as you want without gaining weight
power to age regress all my enemys
>>710296553
You are jew
The ability to contract aids spontaneously.
>>710296553
Instead your dick grows a foot every time
Some favorite from the last time this was posted.
Can teleport anywhere
>anywhere there is spaghetti
Can read minds
>has to read everyone's mind at once, can not be shut off
Can fly
>at 1mph / 1kmh. Americunts gain slight speed advantage
Superhuman strength
>angel hair pasta for dick. Grows as force is exerted. Many feet long.
Time travel
>slightly imprecise, travel to a nearby scene 10 seconds before someone nearby dies.
Immortality
>you become Stephen Hawking, the cripple he is.
>>710296443
but you need to take muslim dick in your ass for that to work
>>710296694
but all you can eat is shit
>>710296699
It makes you older proportionately.
>>710296640
Are you twelve?
>>710296016
>>710296640
With no men finding you attractive you better find a tranny to fuck your face on the regular
>>710296718
you won't be able to spread it :(
>>710296577
OKAY THAT WAS A GOOD ONE TBH..
>>710296718
But you have to be a nigger. Oh wait...
>>710296777
I would be ok with being spaghetti dick the super hero.
>>710293875
reverst
>>710293875
It is done
>>710296853
Why the sad face you sick fuck
>>710296195
Can only be used while in the center of the Earth
>>710296694
you can only eat things you don't like, and when you eat things you do like, you will grow another nipple.
Can mind control
>Would you kindly
>>710293875
dubs beaten
>>710294294
Itty bitty living space
>>710292221
Ability to cum on command
>>710296979
isn't the point of getting an std is to spread it? share the love i call it
>>710296553
Fuck off, Pinocchio
>>710297025
Can only mind control people that are between 30-35 years old for a maximum of 5 minutes
The ability to die with no medically possible reason.
>>710297025
At the cost of being retarded so long as you use it, thus making your target also a tard. But hey, tard strength!
>>710297090
you cum very small amounts, and only when flaccid
>>710297025
they always do the exact opposite of what you want them to do. even if you try to tell them to do the opposite of what you want on purpose, the universe will know your true intentions, and it won't work out
>>710296694
You still gain the mass, without weighing any more.
>>710297025
can only mind control people who identify as octopuskin
>>710297147
when u die the autopsy finds a bunch of small dildos in your intestinal track
>>710296822
Sometimes
>>710297147
Everytime you die you are revived
>>710297147
you reincarnate into a factory farm animal
>>710295970
But only if you murder them woth a dragon dildo
The ability to impregnate a dog.
>>710297090
Only works when you're in public
>>710297391
Everytime you use this your finger transforms into a dog dick and you have to use that to impregnate the dog.
The ability to make moot come back
>>710297391
but you'll have to post the pictures of you doing it on social media, excluding 4chan
>>710297442
Basically how it only works now.
>>710297391
Only works with chihuahuas
The ability to be a faggot
The ability to get dubs
>>710297391
puppies are normal humans. there are 8 of them every litter. you have to care for them all.
>>710297506
but he dies instantly
>>710297025
Why not
>>710297140
>>710297181
>>710297222
>>710297244
Everything?
>Tfw controling middleaged humans that are actually retarded octopus who are doing everything opposite you tell them for 5 minutes
>>710297271
Wounds and injuries don't heal. Stock up on staples and duct tape
>>710297583
You can't get any higher
>>710297570
You can only post as op
>>710297570
but no faggots will ever want you, not even trannies
>>710297391
you fucked a dog and will forever be known as the man who got a dog pregnant
>>710292221
I can leave this website forever
>>710297583
No one checks them
The ability to make decent jokes on command.
>>710297570
Everyone on the planet knows who you are, and they all know you're a faggot
The ability to die if you eat grass
>>710292221
https://discord.gg/KN9VB
>>710297667
But you always comeback
>>710293994
Works too well and can't be turned off. All you can see is skeletons of people.
>>710297667
but you will have to make a feminist blog on tumblr and properly maintain it for the rest of your life
>>710297667
Must imigrate to infinity chan and stay there forever
>>710297697
the jokes are always good to at least someone, but not to the people you're telling them to
>>710292221
distort any or anythings perception of reality
>>710297697
But everyone accuses you of stealing them
The ability to shapeshift into an onion.
>>710297727
You have grass disintegrating touch.
>>710295496
One of the lesser, unimportant gods
Like the god of bacon egg & cheese or something
>>710297727
That's more of an allergy than an ability
>>710297861
Shrek always stalks you.
>>710297861
It has no layers
>>710297727
that's normal life you idiot, what are you, a cow from india?
>>710297583
>only in dubs eats own cum threads
The ability to have raging hard wet n messy sex with any female dog and never run out of stamina or sperm.
>>710297861
Can't shapeshift back
>>710297939
but the dog dies after 20 seconds
The ability to switch bodies with any person I want
>>710297939
people will always watch you
>>710297939
Only when your parents are watching
>>710297939
No longer attracted to dogs.
>>710293994
Granted, but you can only see your ex, ray.
>>710294294
Granted, but it can only be used in a plane of existence you've never imagined.
>>710294532
Granted, but you have no way to communicate.
>>710294761
Granted, you are a pet rock.
>>710295081
Granted, but it must be a moon walk.
>>710298013
the new body becomes bald
>>710298013
Every time you switch you become more and more deformed
The ability to fit any object into ass.
>>710297939
You always get caught and have to move to avoid you're reputation as a dog-fucker
>>710298101
It can only be your own ass.
>>710295668
Can't do the calculations to account for the rotation and cosmic movement of the earth.
The ability to fly by flapping my arms
>>710298101
You're Jessi slaughter
>>710297391
But you will have to raise whatever comes out of it
The ability to make own dick fly off like a rocket on command.
>>710295496
of the gays
>>710298199
Can only fly at 5 cm above ground
Asshole can dispense tape
>>710298274
It doesn't come back.
>>710298274
it will land on the moon and you have to go there to reattach it
The ability to make people reply to this or their mother will die in their sleep tonight
>>710298274
Can only land on your asshole
>>710298347
but it will be shitty tape
>>710298406
But your mom dies in her sleep tonight no matter what
>>710298347
It's magnetic tape.
>>710297727
But it will be really slow and painfull
>>710298274
It can only be caught by your own ass
Has nipples where your ballsack should be and ballsacks where your nipples should be
>>710298274
Only if you eat gluten
The ability to explode self.
>>710298591
It also changes the rest of the world nipples/balls and they all seem it as normal
The ability to summon the mods
>>710298653
You must be a member of ISIS to use this power
You can reform your body but all your body parts will be in different places
The ability to learn any language in 5 minutes
>>710299076
Only 5 minutes to live
>>710297861
But carrots act like real dicks to you
>>710295668
Granted, but you will have to had been there before teleporting.
>>710295965
Granted, but you never know which guy named Will gets the object.
>>710296016
You are sexually impatient. Consider it beaten.
>>710296393
Granted, but the thing is always an object.
>>710296443
Your name is symetra
>>710296694
Granted, but you can never feel satisfied from anything you eat.
>>710297090
Honestly anon, do you really want to come faster than you already do?
>>710297147
Granted.
>>710297506
He sells the website again.
>>710297570
Granted
>>710297939
The dog is Hillary Clinton, the 2016 hillary
THE POWER TO ELIMINATE ALL CANCER THREADS FROM 4CHAN INSTANTLY
>>710299298
You can never post here again.
>>710299298
Only own threads
>>710297697
but they will always offend at least one person in the public
Some of you are just terrible. Either terrible trolls or terrible at creative restrictions.
The ability to turn a random person inside out on command.
The ability to live a fulfilling life.
>>710299614
>mom! 4chan isn't cool anymore!!
>>710298274
It hurts just as much as you thought it would
>>710299722
Die at the age of 3 from being raped.
The ability to make shitty posts like >>710299614
>>710299839
But you are now an immense faggot.
>>710298347
It will constantly stick to your ass-hair
>>710298347
Honestly, I'll just give you that, the ass hair ripping is enough.
>>710298756
Granted, but they only ban you.
>>710299298
Granted, but they just come back...cancer and all...
I can summon a decent ham sandwich st will
The ability to fuck bees.
>>710297442
Not a downside
