Make /b/ depressed in five words or less.
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Make /b/ depressed in five words or less.
You were happy once before
>>710291913
It's time to stop posting.
>>710291913
Selling: baby shoes, never worn.
>>710291913
You will never have sex
>>710291913
>>710292337
You were happy once before
Shindol's "Emergence"
she doesn't think about you.
Your existence is ultimately futile
>>710291913
Your life Was worth for someone
Then the fire nation attacked
>>710291913
she never thinks about you
I am the emperor of /b/ and you must all say three blessings to our almighty lord Mr Bok by saying "thank Mr Bok" failure to do so will resulting in you fapping to a rekt thread. All other claims against my will are lies no matter what.
>>710292494
That's true of basically every shoe store in the world...
'I don't love you anymore.'
'Hillary Clinton will be president.'
'We did everything we could.'
Trump didn't win the election
>>710291913
They tried, she never recovered.
You will never be successful.
>>710291913
Kill Yourself you fucking faggot.
Fuck this actually probably makes people feel better.
>>710292677
fuck this is not what I wanted to read right now...
>>710291913
We need to talk now>>710292800
The pain'll always come back.
>>710291913
You used to be something (True words from my father and Sister)
Life has no real purpose.
>>710291913
She chose him over you.
>>710291913
Met my soulmate, she didn't.
>>710292739
>>710292739
>filename
>>710291913
Your mother will die
It's not working out
In her sleep tonight
TRUMP SUCCUMBS WHILE VOTING DEMOCRATE
it's better this way anon
>>710292738
6 words please try again
>>710291913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZOg3Ybe9M
Jump, you i'll do us a favor
>Father
If you don't answer
You will never be loved
>>710293168
>DEMOCRATE
this ain't TF2 son
TO THIS POST
She's never coming back.
I worship Hillary Clinton's roastie.
>>710291913
Somebody will treat her better
your life has already peaked.
>>710291913
M00t will never come back :(
> White boys can't dance.
> Steam is down.
> Time to move out, son.
> Trump concedes landslide loss.
>>710293185
this
>>710293194
I Was a misture as you can see
>>710291913
You made someone smile today
I am a nigger
>>710293133
>>710293163
>>710293248
>>710293291
That's not depressing, that's just cancerous.
>>710292494
Hemingway rip off faggue.
PICS - TRUMP CAUGHT BLOWING CLINTON
the driver was an alcohol
>>710291913
You only live at once
"Wrong number", a familiar voice.
He makes me happy, anon.
>>710291913
She will never love you.
>>710293522
KEK
You are worthless
TRUMP QUITS, OD'S ON SPERM
Remember when you got molested
>>710293577
I hope I'll never hear this from my ex
>>710291913
I havent felt love in ages
The Trump has been stumped.
You're your parents' biggest disappointment
They weren't your real friends.
"Siri, remove 'dad' from contacts"
I miss you.
We'll still be friends, right?
>>710293522
lel
>>710291913
no more lolis for you
You'll never get quads
your mother has passed away
>>710293803
Ouch.
>>710293577
She makes me happy, anon
>>710292677
of course she does, anon! of course she does...
You has small dicc
>>710292784
damn dude
She'd have been 4 today.
>>710293725
top quality kek/
All those faggots being rejected by gf, try swallowing an
"You dont deserve us anon" from your family
>>710291913
moot is never coming back
It really was your fault
you are useless
>>710293898
Good, cowtits forever
Internet connection lost
>>710292935
Made out with my best friend's sister because she is the only female i ever gave a shit about. turns out she only did it because she was drunk and her bf wasn't there. she just wanted to do shit she's not supposed to. It's not just that she doesn't care about me, and not just that my friendship with my best friend is ruined, but the fact that i will never feel the sincere bliss of her sitting on my lap, tonguing her as a grab her ass with one hand and a bottle of stolen gin with the other. nothing will ever compare to the ignorant bliss i had in that moment. i've hit the peak of my life and im only 18.
>>710294005
lol that was brutal
>>710292677
>>710292784
When reality hits you.
>>710294021
To be more specific from your father/Sister after your Mother funeral
>>710293803
She's never coming back
faggot
>>710294101
>im only 18.
kys
You are a newfag
off by one
You think she likes you?
We are out of quesadillas.
>>710291913
Trump for president
Jagex has gone bankrupt.
nothing persenel, but suicide urself kid
>>710294318
Is Pepsi okay?
>>710294146
You move on, stop being such childish piece of shit and grow the fuck up
>>710292677
>>710292784
TRUMP FOUND DEAD - ANUS GAPED
Santa Claus isn't real, son.
>>710294392
fuck no it isn't
moot was a good admin
>>710291913
Just leave.
ITT:A bunch of childs Who think if you lost a gf you need to be depressed
You'll live, but forever blind
It's pretty small, isn't it?
MASSIVE SUICIDES OVER TRUMP'S LOSS
Mods are not asleep
Your son has down syndrome
>>710291913
I don't know what happened.
It was one mistake.
If i could go back.
You now have a limp.
Everyone else has moved on.
Nobody and nowhere to go.
One last walk with dog.
You didn't attend her funeral.
Pay to post on /b/.
>>710295064
Got me.
>>710292677
doesn't is two words
DELET THIS FGGT
>>710292786
thank Mr Bok
>>710291913
Everything feels so irrelevant.
>>710295064
fuck.
>>710291913
Only /b/ would have you
Actually, your major isn't STEM.
All expenses paid in full.
needed: dog coffin
She was only a teenager
>>710294696
>A bunch of childs
>c h i l d s
>excuse me florist, I would like your finest bunch of childs please.
Maybe you shouldn't be calling people children if you don't know how to spell.
>>710291913
Your death won't be noticed
Do not worry, i'm fine
Those condoms will remain unused
Happiness isn't real
Why do people wake up
No life is worth living
We will all die alone
At least we tried
Despite efforts I still live
>>710291913
"You're still here, getting old."
I should have aborted you.
>>710291913
Eventually all programmes end
>>710295372
Maybe i speak 2 languages and im drunk you fat american piece of shit
there is nothing after life.
It doesn't get any better
>>710294399
We all know bro, it's okay. It's all okay...
It's not your fault.
Bro.
Listen.
It's not your fault.
>>710291913
"For sale. Baby Shoes. Unused.
What was your name again?
>>710295372
>thinking only americans acces
>>710291913
Leave /b/ go to /r9k/
This will be enough to make you depressed knowing that literally social retards live on there and talk about their shitty lives. If one has any hope for humanity then reading at least one thread on /r9k/ will destroy it straight away
Everything is fine.
Take some money find a whore, fuck her.
I ate the last slice.
Never knew what love is.
>>710295962
Or help you in some sort
Your parents prefer your neighbor
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Brother why did you die?
Your life is a waste.
>>710294101
>hit the peak of my life and im only 18
Bruh. At 17 i went through severe depression. Barely left the house in 6 months. Joined a community college. Dropped out. Convinced them to let me in again. Dropped out. Joined a sales company. Was horrible but taught me how to talk to people again and train. Joined retail. Got really good with people. Landed a second job. Was building a big network. Reaching the peak. Have manic episode. Smash my ankle.
Spent months healing. Attracted somebody who was too wild for me. Did everything i could to push them away. Accidentally did it publically. Became a pariah. Dropped out of college. Moving to another country with no skills or qualifications with a limp. Turning 24 in december. Might die but thats what life is mate. Its a struggle. Its a fight. Keep swinging til you cant swing no more.
You will have better friends and you wont be a dumbass and get with their sister. You will find other girls you give a shit about. Just focus on your own ambitions and you will eventually find someone.
being gay disgraces your family
>>710291913
Computer Science is a joke
It's not you, it's me
you haven't smiled in years
>>710296193
really made me hmT/XINK
>>710293362
>can't peak at the presents before christmas
>>710296703
Thats true gtfo homossexual piece of shit
>>710294384
"Jagex acquired by the Chinese"
:(
Don't worry, I was unhappy for many years. You have to find a hobby or other activity which was enjoyable or gratifying for you.
>>710291913
Adolf Hitler will not return.
>>710295756
Good for you friend! You can speak two languages. I'm really happy for you.
>fat and American
Such an overused meme. Almost as overused as the "I'm drunk and foreign" method of back pedaling when you get caught out being retarded.
>>710295937
Are you okay or are you having a stroke?
I know you're trying your hardest.
I never loved you.
>>710297202
"But you said you would"
>>710297089
I wish you could kill me
Dad loves you a lot.
I'm getting a breast reduction
>>710297393
I really wonder what the person who lives there is like.
There is no Season 2.
I wish we never met
You said it would last
>>710297701
1000x this
You're the reason I'm gay
>>710297931
That are 7 words faggot
>>710298009
Contraction nazi in the house
Son, your mother is dead
>>710298134
You're headed to contraction camp.
>>710297267
I will kill you with love, anon. We will grow old together, creating memories and a wonderful life along the way.
Days spent in bed shit posting and the piss bottles, oh the piss bottles anon. It will be magical.
"I love you"
Was lie
>>710298346
I wish i had pig.
>>710291913
"Nobody cares. Or notices."
I love you.. YEET NIGGA
These people aren't your friends
They went without you.
i've never been good at counting
I don't love you anymore
>>710298771
KEK
>>710291913
You are still a virgin
She will never love you
I only date black guys
>>710291913
My dog is sick
>>710298488
radical english bro
I gave up on us.
>>710294101
>I'm 18 and my first crush didn't work out
you and literally everyone else, anon
>>710291913
>It doesnt get better
>>710291913
she's much happier with him
"Take a seat over there"
>>710298971
me crying in different locatios
I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline
>>710291913
We are all the same
>>710291913
you can't try again
I only date white men.
>>710291913
Donald Trump
>>710291913
You were born too late
>>710299783
WHOA.
We should stopped trying
>>710299678
Make us depressed thread....
Are you black
>>710299858
black on the inside. kill me.
Donald Trump is now president
>>710291913
you are here with us.
What did happiness feel like?
>>710299858
yes.
>>710291913
World of Warcraft: Legion.
>>710291913
RON CHADOR IS THE LORD OF MANKIND
>>710291913
>it's easier to be alone
>you'll never find another soulmate
>it's not you, it's me
>we did everything we could
>it's too late to change
>no one knows your name
>>710292786
>implying my fryers arent revved up by rekt thumbnails
We're gonna build a wall.
>>710292786
I fap where I please
Dota 2 balance of power.
>>710293139
It's just not working out.
Utilize all that you have, not just 4 words.
I never told her
>>710295064
no.
i am a man.
why is my face leaking saline.
no.
>>710291913
McRibs are full price again.
>>710291913
4 more years nigger president
The bar just closed.
>>710301077
starting faggot tier suicide thread brb
The cake is a lie
>>710291913
Tumblr has less virgins.
Lets just be friends.
Femanism is still a thing
>>710301762
That one got me
>>710299344
B-
Apply yourself
>>710301526
that's one over the limit.
it all ends to soon.....
