The last one got me laughing so hard i was crying, so let's do it again
You pick a superpower and other anons limit them
>>710285840
As a start:
>metalbending like Magneto
underwater breathing
>>710286132
In water above 100 degrees Celsius
>>710286109
only while you shit
>>710286109
Only paper clips
>>710286109
Only metal You're touching
>>710286347
How's that a big limitation?
>>710285840
The superpower of having all superpowers that can't have any limits.
Can stop time
>>710286109
>>710286342
>>710286347
Can still become pretty OP.
Control over magnetic force
make people cum with my mind
absorbing all information from a book upon touching the cover
>>710286132
Only in water with high consentration of urine
>>710286234
but you will instantly freeze to death in water under 100 degrees celsius
I choose the superpower to change the possibility of things
like, whats the possibility of getting 1 billion dollars right now? Yea, 0%.
Lets make that 100%
>>710286464
You are stopped too
>>710286462
For one second before death without the ability to reverse upcoming death. Also, you must be balls deep in a horse.
>>710286132
you can breathe it in but you can't absorb any oxygen from it
>>710286464
Only while you're flaccid
>>710286464
only when getting fucked in the ass by a bear
>>710286507
You can only read books written by John Green
>>710286495
Only North magnets
>>710286612
Fucking kek
>>710286504
But only on your face
>>710286552
kek
>>710286552
that means that time itself will be stopped forever
can make loads of money
>>710286504
only if they cum on you.
>>710286507
but forget it 5 sec later.
>>710286522
1 hour later the exact opposite happends and you cant change it
>>710286464
stops forever
>>710286711
You have to donate It to Hillary
Levitation
>>710286711
Only by sucking fat hairy dude's dicks
>>710286507
Only after you've read the book
>>710286790
Only on top of water
>>710286522
you also randomly set the probability of some other event.
>>710286132
Only above water
>>710286790
Only while putting things in your ass
Only works on books of other languages that you can't speak
>>710286464
only while sneezing
Can read others mind
>>710286507
Only works on manga and people magazine
>>710286790
Can only do it when no-one's looking
>>710286711
you can only do it by getting a high level education, working hard and having some very beneficial contacts
>>710286462
We're playing a game here, if you wanna play by your own rules then fuck off
>>710286879
Can't stop reading minds
>>710286838
so never drowning? sounds good to me.
>>710286790
only in space
>>710286504
only while being pegged
>>710286612
You seriously thwarted all my plans
>>710286616
>>710286552
>>710286769
And you guys just made me the most useless super hero ever. Fuck me lmao
Can date anyone you want and they won't say no
>>710286919
holy fuck sauce or name?
>>710286879
Only works on recently diseased
>>710286916
Only exists if you're a faggot
>>710286464
as long as you hold your breath
>>710286507
>>710286853
Forgot to add the reply
>>710286879
only seniors. boooorrrrriiiiiinnggg
>>710286991
Can't get hard
>>710286514
100 degrees Celsius is boiling you imbecile
>>710286464
only when you're already late for something
>>710286495
your entire body becomes a little bit magnetic too
>>710286504
every time you do it you emit a really nasty wet fart that makes you poop a little
>>710286462
you only say things which are untrue (except i just lied)
really bendy thumb
>>710286990
they die tragically.
>>710286929
Would end up totally crazy after a couple hours and maybe even less
The power of these gets!
>>710286879
Only while fapping in front of that person
>>710286879
Only while jacking off in front of them
>>710286990
Only if they're midgets
Never die
Being a complete loser
>>710287084
Really bendy dick
>>710286990
They just kinda sit there and not interact.
>>710286829
best one yet
>>710286990
They lose their sexual organs as soon as you touch them
Having the ability to know the future and past
Omnipotence
>>710287118
>>710287141
kek, how many of you would still do it?
>>710286504
But you gotta imagine the entire ordeal, every time, in ordet for it to work
>>710287098
Whoa! Nice 8
>>710285840
The power to tell everyone else that if they don't reply to this thread they will die in their sleep tonight.
>>710286504
They see your face when they cum
>>710287149
Never die
>>710287066
Not understanding latent heat...
>>710286990
Only works on fat stinky men
The power to get dubs
>>710286991
I'm not him, but I found it. Maria R.
http://www.imagefap.com/photo/1684160998/#1
>>710287149
Have chronic pain and being partially paralyzed
>>710287329
But you're a faggot, check these
>>710287210
But you can't stop crapping
>>710287149
never die from natural causes
>>710285840
The power to cum inside of peoples without them knowing
>>710287231
But only if you are a fat fucking looser
>>710286522
gooch?
>>710287329
But only if you don't expect them
>>710287209
have fishfingers for toes
>>710287395
You also cum inside yourself
>>710287395
only works on guys
>>710287209
Having rapid memory loss
>>710286522
Every time you do it you get raped by a nigger at random the following day
Being omnipotent
>>710287381
But people are always trying to kill you
>>710287149
you get really really old then you start to turn into a skeleton
>>710285840
look at those juicy fucking cocks
>>710287209
But can do nothing to change it.
think like from the watchmen.
>>710287522
>That buldge
My superpower is eternal youth
>>710287289
Hey nigger, I dare you to jump into boiling water.
If you end up freezing, I will cut my hands off.
>>710287526
have to suck off a homeless man every 2 hours
>>710287585
That's not a super power...
>>710287227
That's the limiter get it you always get gets but they off by one
Temporary output of limitless strength
>>710287066
I think that was the point. You freeze to death in any water that isn't boiling. It was another limitation.
>>710287642
Seven years old
Niggercock
>>710287642
Have the mind and attention span of an 8 year old internally.
>>710286464
Can't move while time is stopped
Can multiply fishes and bread, also healing hands.
>>710286612
Kek
>>710287666
When the point of this thread goes so far over your head it leaves fucking orbit...
>>710287666
Yes my lord I am sorry...
>>710286879
but they can read your mind, while you're doing it
Can turn invisible at will
>>710287064
Kek
>>710287707
ends when you touch something
>>710287707
only while sneezing or having an orgasm
everytime i piss a random poor kid in africa gets cancer
>>710287823
You can only multiply rotten fish and moldy bread + your hands only heal people in good health.
>>710287911
But become visible again randomly
>>710287985
>>710287967
Nut Punch man
>>710287707
You gain your strength by fucking the youngest member of your family
>>710287986
Another one moves to your city
>>710286711
Undefined loads, you only get the same mass of cash as your cum loads
>>710286939
He meant floating, dirknut
>>710287993
i dont think you get this game
limitations not make it absolutely pointless
Can read minds
>>710286879
Only when masturbating in front of them
>>710286464
how you gonna move if you stop the time, retard?????????
>>710288133
They can read yours at the same time
>>710287753
Nigger
>>710287711
shh doubledubs, dont tell him. he will only rage..
Super intelligence
>>710287823
Gets crucified
>>710288133
Can't use the information for personal gain.
>>710287911
only in only when no one is looking
>>710287210
A random human on earth gains omnipotence AND omniscience at the same time as you.
>>710288133
You say them out loud while you read them
the ability to change the molecular structure of things
>>710286109
only if you are ontop of a 1921 Helica de Leyat
>>710288256
Mute, disabled and no way to tell others your ideas
can turn a nigger thug into a white middle class male
>>710288120
Nigga that's still a p gud power
>>710288256
Can't talk, read or write
>>710287911
When nobody is looking
The ability to see through walls
>>710288395
that have windows
>>710288339
But only into Boron
Having a skeleton inside your body
>>710288438
Kek
>>710288468
but get drawn into feminist propaganda about another person inside you forever
>>710288395
Your clothes become see thru while you do it
>>710288468
But only when you a masturbating to Hentai Guro
>>710288395
But everyone else can see through it, too - and its two-way.
>>710286522
>get 1 billion every second
>die sufficating in the money
>>710288468
skeleton only visible after death
>>710288356
By letting him face fuck you
Ability to transform into anything you can imagine, including forms that would normally be impossible with our universe's physics (Kaiju, etc.)
Not a super power Per say but super object. Along the same lines of an SCP called Factory Porn
Software that lets you search for any kind of porn ever. Could literally search a video of your sister fucking a horse and it will have one.
>>710288555
>get trips
>waste it on a pointless argument
Instantly high whenever you want to be
>>710288606
but only once and cannot transform back
>>710286879
But you have to jam a bodypart, like, really deep into their ear in order to establish contact
>>710288632
Can only use the software when friends are around
>>710288339
only with hydrogen
control over electromagnetic and gravitational force
>>710288606
Must stay in bathroom when transformed.
>>710288606
Lose all imagination
>>710288640
But cops automatically find you every time
>>710288362
Can still type!
>>710288606
but you have to draw the form you want to take yourself
>>710288256
Has to work two full time jobs.
>>710288606
Can't move
>>710288606
Every time you do, you have to battle something that becomes the same size/equivalence.
Giant dildo vs. Giant mechadildo.
>>710288589
Lel
>>710288640
Also comes with a shart.
>>710288632
Can only use while unable to touch yourself
>>710288752
however blind and in a wheelchair
>>710287899
Like a Martian mind link?
I'd still go for that.
>>710288356
he steals your girl
>>710287499
Kek'd hard
>>710288752
works only on the pope
>>710288752
Everytime you use your powers your penis shrinks by 5 inches.
>>710288708
lel, would transform into god
>>710285840
Shape-Shifting
>>710288438
underrated kek
forcefield that repels all matter + telepathy.
Change size at will
>>710288988
but no control over what you shift into or for how long
>>710288785
Type what? You're illiterate!
>>710288395
When you are sacking cock
Ability super neutrality. My goal is to balance the universe completely between good and evil (Think lobo)
>>710289024
forcefield will also repel air trying to enter it
>>710289043
but can only do it really slow
>>710288468
Everyone being spooked by it
>>710289043
But can only shrink objects and everytime you use it your dick shrinks as well.
>>710289024
but everytime you use it, it literally rips away parts of you as well
The ability to grow a big black cock at will.
>>710289043
literally everything else changes size equally
>>710289043
Gravity affects you 2x more than anyone else
>>710289230
but only grows on your forehead and never disappears
>>710289024
you can't control the size of the forcefield, it may even cut you in parts. telepathy only works on flies
>>710289024
Forcefield smells like farts, telepathy only works in the forcefield.
>>710288256
only when posting very elaborate greentexts
ability to fly
>>710288978
meh, magneto could very well be dickless for all we know
The ability to no longer have your crippling depression and bringing her back
>>710289296
top kek
>>710286462
turns out it's actually an empty set
I want the ability to never miss any of my favorite TV shows
>>710289241
Fucking kek
You piece of...
>>710289374
Only in extreme winds such as tornadoes or hurricanes.
>>710285840
Fast as a bullet
>>710289374
while remaining in an aircraft seat
>>710289392
only for her to die within 2 seconds of being brought back
>>710289374
you can only fly 3 meters above the ground
>>710289392
she has crippling depression now
>>710289230
Only grows out of your anus, takes 30 days to grow.
>>710289392
But you get cucked by her every day for the rest of your life.
>>710289374
if you have cum in your anus, and it must be still wet or else the flight ends spontaneously
>>710289392
but you gotta die
>>710286790
It cuts off randomly.
>>710289443
Spanish overdub only.
>>710289443
Only when it's repeated episodes
>>710289463
when in bullet train
>>710289463
During sex
>>710289443
But the advertisements are 3x as long and go a third of the speed.
>>710287084
But anyone who sees it will consider it a crime against nature
Ability to transform into any animal i want(and back)
>>710287149
but you are quadriplegic
>>710289463
As fast as a specific bullet. That is rotting in the soil of france, leftover from ww1. Until someone digs it out - you are paralyzed.
>>710287216
Fuck yea I would. It'd be just how I normally live, but with mind reading!
Can summon a familiar instantly.
night vision
>>710286507
Only in a language you can't speak. You can remember everything perfectly, but can't tell anyone cause you can't speak the language
>>710289463
>>710289651
also, sudden acceleration/deceleration hurts you bad
>>710286522
Hm, nerf by too overtuning: It applies to everyone everywhere.
Protip; this ends the world unless you know what are doing, which you don't.
>>710289463
can't stop once you start going
>>710289685
Only when you are naked in public, and everyone will hate you immensely when they see you transform
the ability to spawn any object I want at will
ability to get in and out of any fictional universe
>>710289730
only after everyone else has summoned theirs
>>710289685
You attract animals of the same gender to breed you
>>710289685
While being an animal, you are aged twice as fast and puts tremendous strain on your body causing you to die much younger.
