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roll and eat your cube
>meats give you hulk-like strength
>vegetables give you 1 trillion dollars
>fruits give you all the world's knowledge
>00 - your mom dies in her sleep tomorrow
>99 - you gain retardation and shit yourself everyday
>dubs - fuck anyone/ make anyone like you
>trips - manmade laws dont apply to you
>quads - laws of physics dont apply to you

side effects:
>orange 2 makes your balls the size of oranges
>chicken 13 makes your dick fall off
>lime 16 kills 1 of your sisters/brothers
>kiwi 22 gender bends your genitals (dick into pussy and pussy into dick)
>rainbow trout 33 makes you gay
>apple 34 grows your dick 3 inches
>sugarcane 43 gives you a meth addiction
>button mushroom 51 gets you fuuuucked up
>red pepper 54 burns your toungue off
>purple potato 62 cures homosexuality
>portabella mushroom 66 gets you fuuuucked up more than the button mushroom but makes you gay
>cabbage 78 kills you in 1 year
>purple cabbage 83 is laced with 3 hits of LSD
>tuna 86 turns you into a muslim
>ginger 95 turns you into a ginger
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>>710273999
chekt, rolling
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>>710273999
let's roll
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>>710274186
Well, allauh akbar I guess
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get rickity rekt son
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>>710273999
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>>710273999
rollio
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Roll. Because Kek Vult!
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roll
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>>710273999
rel
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>>710274254
lol there goes your tongue, faggot.
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>>710273999

Roll
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>>710273999
roll
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>>710273999
Rolllll
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Rollin for that knowledge cube
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Roll
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Rolling
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Rollo
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Rolled
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>>710274766
lol faggot
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How do I roll?
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>>710273999
Roll
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>>710275173
reroll
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m
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>>710273999
Rolling in a trips thread.
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>>710275264
reroll
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>>710273999
go
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Roll
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>>710273999
rollerino
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>>710275333
Well fuck me sideways. Shame the 33 makes me gay though.
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>>710273999
raul
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>>710273999
rolling for that 32 dragonfruit coz yum.
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>>710273999
its almost too easy
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rolla bolla
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Rollarino
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roll
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rollerino
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>>710273999
Rolling bitch
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K
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ayy lmao
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Rollirino
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>>710273999
rollll
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steak get
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>>710276666
checked
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>>710273999
rollgato
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>>710276666
>>710276666
>>710276666
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rollan
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>>710273999
You better kill my mother. I don't want to fucking do that stupid shit myself.
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>>710273999

nice trips

rollan
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rewl
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Go.
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
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Gogo.
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I WANNA FUCK
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>>710273999
Rawlin an checkin
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>>710273999
laws dont apply to you
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>>710273999
Mango MR
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yum
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Bug
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Roll
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>>710273999
roll
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shhhhh
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Roll
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Film flam the zim zim bobity do da
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Expecting something good here...
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Rollin
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Roll
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Another
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>>710273999
>>710275333
>>710276666
>>710278888
We are among gods
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>>710279049
The fuck is this shite fruit reroll
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>>710278888
DAAAAMN!
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>>710273999
rooooollll
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>>710273999

Rollin. I tend to be lucky in these threads
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roll like a fucking man
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Roll
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Rolling because that's my desktop wallpaper
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Rll
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>>710273999
nice trips.
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roll
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Røll
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>>710273999
Fuck it. Rolling like a Boss.
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>>710273999
roll
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>>710273999
allah
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>>710273999
Roll
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>>710273999
Rolll
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roll
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Rolll
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>>710273999
roll for manzana
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>>710273999
nice trips faggot
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>>710273999
rollarino
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Roooool
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Roll
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>>710273999
so if i get a 99 I'll become retarded and shit myself every day but i can fuck anyone and make anyone like me, idk that kinda seems like a fair trade
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Roll
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>>710273999
rollerino
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>>710273999
Rawl
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roll
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>>710273999
Checked and rolling
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rolling
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>>710273999
rollerino
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>>710273999
rolllllinnnnn'
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Roll
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Niggerfaggot
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ROLL
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>>710273999
roll
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>>710273999
Rolling for dank cube
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Kekxxx
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Roll
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Roll
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>>710273999
Lez du ett
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>>710273999
horse dick
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Brolin
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easy dubs
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roll,,
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rollercoaster
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rolling this weird thing
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yes
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cube roll
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trips
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real
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Roll
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roll
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>>710273999
roll
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????
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>>710273999
veggie plox
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>>710273999
well done op faggot
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ayy
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>>710273999
roll
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>>710273999
ralls
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Roll
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>>710273999
rooolll...
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roll
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Let's get lost in the rolling
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>>710273999
dem trips doe
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piggu
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>>710287343
reroll
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>>710273999
nice trips, rollerino
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>>710287378
reroll
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roll
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>>710273999
Roll
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rollin
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Roll
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Rolling
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>>710287635
Dont even know what that is. Reroll
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>>710273999
Here goes
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>>710273999
yes roll nigger
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>>710287757
Sweet potato is trash
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>>710273999
roulé
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>>710287818
reroollllllll
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Rollerino
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Rolling I suppose
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>>710287888
Fuck the po-po
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Rill
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Rawl
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Kekity rekity
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buckhgfb
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Roll
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>>710273999
Rollerino
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Roll
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Rollll
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Umm gimme autism cube
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>>710273999
>>99 - you gain retardation and shit yourself everyday

Jokes on you I shit myself everyday, only now I have an excuse
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>>710273999
rolling bitch.
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>>710273999
roll
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roll
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Roll
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Rell
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Role
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roll
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rawl
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>>710288666
So wait a minute
No manmade laws apply to me, I can get crazy fucked up from portabella mushrooms, and are mushrooms a vegetable? If so I get a starting amount of 1 trillion dollars.

I'm completely OK with this
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>>710273999
Rill
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>>710289115
but it also makes you gay...
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>>710273999
Looks like someone's shitting themselves
Rolling for quads
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>>710289222
Damn, nice roll Anon. Checkd and kekd

Looks like we're not too different after all, lets pool our money so we can dominate the entire world
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>>710273999
Rolling, would be nice if OP PUT THIS RULE BOX IN HIS OWN CYOA PIC.. Still rolling
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Here goes nothing
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Oh
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>>710289878
Rip anon, make this year worth it
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roll
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>>710273999
Rolo
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rollerino
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Roll
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>>710273999
Roll
Trips check'd
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>>710273999
rololo
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>>710273999
Rool
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roll
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>>710290333
Checking myself.
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Rollo Pollo
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rolling
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roll
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>>710290922
Damn you mongoloid
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roll
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>>710273999
Rololololo
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Roll
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>>710291566

So im rollin on shrooms really hard now, but im gay. Does the hallucinations last forever?
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some nice trips op, but watch these ez quads
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They see me Rollin..
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>>710291566

I would fuck everyone of your fathers, brothers, uncles, nephews and cousins by the way.
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roll
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Roll
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Rollin to eat that pussy
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Roll
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>>710273999

rawl
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Rollin
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røll
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>>710273999
dvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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Roll
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>>710273999
Rollarin0
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>>710273999
rolling.
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>>710273999
Alright then, also checked mate
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>>710273999

Let's see
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>>710273999
what the fuck is this
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but why not eat two?
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Roll
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>>710273999
rolll
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>>710273999
Rollerino
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Roll
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Come on 98. I'm severely allergic
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rollan rollan rollan
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Rollin
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>>710293998
>>710293998
>>710293998
ayyy
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lloR
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Roll
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woll
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Rollenino
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.
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rell
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roll
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Biggers tong my aqnus
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Roll
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Chk
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Roll
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Bop
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>>710273999
rol
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god tu=uf
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Rollo
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rolennn
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>>710273999
roll
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Rollan'
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bal des
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Rolling
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rolling pls no shit or mom death
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Roll dat shit
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>>710277099

Enjoy endless retardation.
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Gg
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rollin stones bois
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Gtta roll
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Roll
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Rollin
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