Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710237341
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Pansexual doesn't mean I jerk off to pans
If I hear that shitty joke one more fucking time I will beat someone
My wife.
>>710261045
I am very respectful to Nui! A slightly lewdish picture is no sign of disrespect.
And I have no need to alter anything
>>710261805
I'm Nui's husband!
>>710261936
Claiming Holo
>>710261805
My brother ees here
>>710261836
Who doesnt? She`s a qt.
>>710261921
Holo a pure, she would never sell herself.
Eu claimed~
>>710262058
Are U attracted to pans : ^)?
Claim
>>710261883
Probably
>>710262068
Korbo*
>>710262058
No it means you fuck the pans
>>710262068
She'd do it for free, or apples.
>>710261805
A good tiger deserves like her deserves a treat then.
>>710262058
Are you sexually attracted to Peter Pan or those of his family? then you must like Pans.
>>710262070
Woah, she's a cute.
Diesel-san claimed.
>>710262058
Nah dude, I'm more a pot man myself.
>>710262209
Oi, talk shit about me or whatever, but dont talk shit about my bby.
Or I`ll cry ;-;
>>710262348
>knows it is true
>uses smileys in his replies
>crying like a bitch
>>710262252
Nyaa~ Thank you, you're waifu is super cute too~!
>>710262456
>is smug as fuck
>is rude
>probably depressed so tries to cheer himself up by being mean to people on the internet
Post your favourite chibi of your waifu.
>>710262147
le meme face
>>710262150
I only fuck my boyfriend :o
>>710262252
I prefer the fairy girl
>>710262289
I don't do drugs and I hate people that do them
>>710262555
>gets trips
>wastes them
>>710262583
>>710262588
You want to smoke some meth?
>>710262662
>name
Esdeath stop.
>>710262588
Lets drink some wede.
>>710262583
It is still Chibi.
>>710262059
Nope, you sure ain't~
>>710262068
My favorite kurwa~
>>710262070
Woah! Taiga's little cutie is on!
>>710262252
Oh? What kind?~
>>710262588
You said you didn't have a boyfriend before
>>710262583
There isn't any
>>710262588
*le ironic meme to hide my anxiety*
>>710262640
>implying I need to steal anybody waifu
>implying Im not happy with Holo
>>710262583
Thats the first one I found, I`ll be honest
>>710262678
>>710262819
"let's ruin our lives"
>>710262722
:o
>>710262823
Deats by Bre
>>710262886
My boyfriend is Kosher
>>710262907
I'm pretty happy with life
>>710262059
You fail to understand what true respect is!
And you lie as always faker!
>>710262479
And thank you as well!
Where is she from anyway?
>>710262588
So you like tinkering with bells?
>>710262859
Do tigers like burgers?
>>710262583
>
>>710262972
I was talking about myself :, ^)
>>710262907
>thinking I meant stealing
>>710262972
Actauly they are Deets by NANI
>>710262972
you mean hes jewish?
>>710262886
Woooah! Is the truth unfolded?
>>710262907
>Holo did commit heresy.
>That name file fits the situation well.
>>710262987
Not really! It's good, but ain't Taiga's favorite~
>>710262859
Ufufu~ Yes it is Eu, here to say how cute their Taiga is~!
>>710262987
She's from a show called Kore wa Zombie Desu ka?~
>>710262987
balls*
>>710263010
jesus christ what's with her mouth?
>>710263051
what does NANI mean?
>>710263086
I haven't asked, I haven't seen him in a hot minute ;-;
>>710262859
Oh but see, that's where you're wrong I am.
It's simply fact that Nui and I are married.
>>710262987
I have spoken not a word that isn't truth!
>>710263051
>keeping this greentext conversation going
>>710263158
Noone knows really.
I accidentally put creamer in my coffee this morning.
>>710263158
Are you for real?
>>710263239
>I'm running out of things to greentext
>>710263278
Time to kill yourself, huh?
I actually like vanilla creamer every now and then.
>>710263283
for real about what?
>>710263239
sad cat :(
>>710263278
is that bad? :o
>>710263356
>so am I, lets end it and call it a draw
Tfw on 4chan in my uni's library
>>710263107
Ah, then what about Steak?
>>710263134
Ah, i should check that out when i can then.
>>710263158
Do you play catch as well?
>>710263176
That was also a lie!
>>710263423
Long time no see.
Best type moon claimed.
>>710263134
Welp! Can Taiga say how her baby Eu is cuter than her in every way?~
>>710263176
Welp, you sure are clearly delusional. You won't be loved on here if you just keep disrespecting OG poster. Just saying.
>>710263518
You totally won my attention, there! Continue~
>>710262583
Probably this one
>>710263518
yes, and you can put me on a leash if you'd like c:
>>710263486
such a bad boy :o
>>710263356
I used to drink my coffee exclusively with a ton of creamer but one day I started drinking it black for no apparent reason.
>>710263393
It ruined my perfect record.
>>710263486
Akari
カラミチーマス
>>710263882
start a new record with cream :o
>>710263882
I'm kinda the same. If I don't drink it black I add chocolate milk.
>>710263518
True! There's just no use trying to cure your delusion, is there?
>>710263580
I've been with Nui since December of 2013 and don't really care about who posted in some thread on /b/ first, it's irrelevant.
End of the day I come home to her so idgaf.
>>710263580
How does a tiger like it cooked?
>>710263828
You're an odd cute.
>>710264104
You can't keep up with your lies forever!
>>710264104
While your hard at work all day she sends me lewds
>>710263518
For sure how you been wonderful c:
>>710263893
Qt
>>710263518
Eu highly recommends it~
>>710263580
But if Taiga was to say that, Taiga would be lying~!
>>710264334
you're both cute :o
>>710264104
Well, you can call her your waifu or whatever, just ask if the OG Nui is ok with that and be nice to him. This is a /waifu/ thread, here it it important who posted her first in "some thread on /b/"
>>710263572
Kara no kyoukai sure is a thing to watch before dying.
>>710264104
So what? It's not how things works on here. As sad as it may be for you. I've been with mine for more than 4 years and I ain't boasting about it.
>>710264334
Taiga loves it rare~
>>710264387
Taiga ain't no liar! Taiga is always saying the truth even more when it's about cutie Eu~
>>710264398
Ugh, what us that hideous beast doing in a waifu thread?
>>>/trash/ there's the exit furfag
>>710264398
nice feet
>>710264508
She got beautiful feet though.
>>710264562
>she
>>710264562
Lol I was just trolling calm down
>>710264249
How are you doing?
>>710264398
karen
>>710264508
Dude? Did you see those feet? Stop complaining and fap to that shit.
>>710264562
> IWasOnlyPretendingToBeRetarded.jpg
>>710264340
Nobody wants you here if you're like that.
>>710264370
I've been well, listening to music, playing smash.
Also how was your Halloween?
>>710264387
Well i'll take Eu's word for it.
>>710264406
You're a cute too!
>>710264503
Rare things are hard to find.
Jestin aside i'll give her all the rare steaks she needs then!
>>710264503
It is, I've been trying to get everyone to watch it for years.
Hermes Costello claimed
>>710264710
I've never understood the appeal of feet as a sexual fetish. This of course isn't to say I dislike them. I'll be the first to acknowledge if a girl has cute feet but I don't get the perversion
>>710264855
cute for a dike
>>710264754
Fool!
I'm gonna go get ready for work
>>710264976
You too!
>>710264334
But I can keep up the reality that I'm with Nui forever!
>>710264340
Sorry mate, but I'm confident enough about us that you'll just make me laugh more than anything else. But, like >>710264828 says, fuck off.
>>710264437
There's one Nui with one husband, and that's not decided by a thread. I feel like "OG" probably agrees from what I've seen, the disagreement is just who that is. (hint: it's me)
>>710265105
Forgot pic
>>710264508
Get out of here, you worthless newbie. Stop being retarded.
I don't even have a waifu, but I come to these threads anyway just to see so many happy people and cute chinese cartoons, I almost want to get a waifu just to participate.
Just know that you guys are great people and improve my day every time I see this thread.
>>710264672
Not too bad, I'll be a lot better when I get this homework done. I slacked off the first half of the semester so now I need to max out the remaining points in the course.
How about you?
>>710265245
Don't rush finding a waifu anon, she will come to you.
>>710264828
Pretty good I guess literally no one rang the doorbell or knocked so I have some candy c:
That's cool I haven't been able to get any new music so I'm some stale pita bread ATM.,
>>710264837
Animebytes is helping you with your cause, KnK was selected to be freeleech for 1 month, they usually only pick unpopular shows but they thought KnK was good a classic that deserved even more popularity.
Also I think you'd like this version.
>>710264828
Yaaay, thank you~! Oh and Taiga has to agree with Eu. "Kore wa zombie desu ka?" is hilarious and you seriously need to watch it!
>>710264837
I would be happy to help you with that quest of yours!
Good evening, /waifu/, I've come to check up on these pantsu. Please cooperate and post them quickly and calmly.
>>710265429
I'm fine, I just woke up so I'm not sure how my day is going to go.
I'm going to bed goodnight /waifu/
>>710265105
Your reality is a mere false belief!
>>710265462
Oh, that's pretty good, don't kill your teeth though.
You should listen to Kirby soundtracks often.
>>710265784
Perhaps when i have peace then i shall, i like to enjoy things as much as possible if i can.
>>710265535
Nice, maybe I should give that version a look, if only for bragging rights.
>>710266227
-hugs-
night.
>>710265840
Nice try Coach Paweł, but Im not falling for that agian.
>>710266227
Goodnight cutiepie~
>>710266268
It's all up to you! It totally is a show that needs to be enjoyed~
Late Ruby claim
>>710265936
Got any plans or just chillin out?
>>710266268
The only false belief is yours for failure to believe me!
(I'm curious now what your general thoughts on waifu having is now after that post from fox)
>>710266925
Hello there Rubs.
>>710267167
I'm a NEET, I don't make plans.
>I'm eating oreos in a bowl of milk for breakfast
>>710266925
Roob~
>>710267373
>having is now after
Wtf is that broken ass english?
>>710266632
It was worth the shot.
Shiro claimed.
>>710266773
Well perhaps if i don't feel tired tonight then i may do it.
>>710267373
Now why would i believe in lies?
(What do you mean? i can tolerate you, that is if you don't disrespect Nui or act like a total cunt.)
>>710267649
"waifu having" is being used as a noun eslfrien.
>>710267503
Hello there Holo, what's up?
>>710267649
That katana is not long enough to send me to the chaos realm.
How are you Taiga?
>>710267694
Flat is justice!
>>710267909
Yayz! What time is it for you anyway?~
>>710267999
I thought you were going for a RWBY pun, such a shame.
>>710267910
Welp you sure made it really clear.
>>710268151
Flat is love!
Udders are for cows.
>>710268387
Whoa there. Thats a bit aggressive.
>>710267909
Because you know them to actually be truths!
(Uh-huh. I think we might just have some very different views on the subject then. At least we agree Nui disrespect is forbidden.)
>>710267565
Lol right on! I had the cheez it cracker sandwiches and a banana. I guess I would be considered a neet were I not taking classes
>>710267999
Im fine, playing some M&B. Pretty chill.
>>710268151
F L A T
>>710268151
Afternoon, yourself?
>>710268487
They were never truths!
(Well it depends what we're talking about, i believe she does belong to me but i allow you because more Nui is a good thing.)
>>710268151
I was going to but then I felt bad. However
NOW THAT'S A KATANA!
>>710268612
Never played it, is it any good?
FLAT ISN'T JUSTICE REEEEE
>>710268479
I want to be a "bit aggressive" with you in bed.
>>710266268
I'll try it out qt
>>710268366
Best friend:3
>>710268878
"never" is a funny way to spell "always"!
(The, uh, reality level I suppose. I know you really do, wrongly, believe she's yours.)
>>710269141
Literally who?
>>710268387
Tits are gross, they should all burn in hell! Flat is the real thing!
>>710268865
What's Illya!
>>710268878
Afternoon too! 3:18 pm, to be more exact.
Now that's my Roob!
>>710269225
- Your secret admirer.
>>710268865
Illya!
>>710268865
Illya!!
>>710269151
Hey qt!
>>710269175
>tfw I'm third in line but I love her more than anything else
>>710269761
There's no line! You're in nothing.
There's exactly one real Nui, and she's my wife.
>>710269371
>what's Illya
A German half-homonculus and the master of Berserker is the fifth holy grail war.
What's Taiga?
>>710269460
Yuuki! What are you up to today?
>>710269460
How's school going for you beautiful:3
I missed you :p
>>710269382
Oh boy!
>>710269151
All of them are amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBfz1Edo9-Q
>>710269175
I simply speak the right language.
(You mean belief?)
>>710269371
Oh, based on the time you made that post we both have the same timezone.
>>710269761
You can't prove that, but i can tell you jest.
>>710268479
The truth just sounds harsh, half cow.
>>710269371
No, they need to exist, so that we can appreciate the beauty of flat more.
>>710270178
>half cow
That aint right
>>710270178
ur waifu a shit
>>710270111
Is that a bad thing?
Nice trips.
>>710270297
Well, you are definitely not a cow, but you are advocating for them and looked normally equipped in that picture. Is it more like a third of a cow?
>>710269876
Homework, homework, and more homework! I am going to get wings later, so it's all good. You?
>>710270093
I'm finished for the day, have a couple of exams next week though :/
>>710269876
The best cutie ever~
>>710270152
Yayz! Where is Nui from? If I can ask, of course?
>>710270178
Wow, that is so...so poetci! So true! I love that way of thinking! ;-;
>>710270590
That sure was mean and untrue.
>>710270750
Video lecture, then night lab. Probably some vidya or anime wedged in there somewhere as well.
>>710270764
I think you misread my questuon, I asked what Taiga was.
>>710270976
Aliceuu!
better than tinder! plenty of sexy sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710270152
You speak the opposites language!
(Uh, not quite. It's difficult to describe without sounding like a crazy person.)
>>710270152
Sure sure what have you been up to bud?
>>710270750
You're a qualified pro you won't get below a 75 I guarantee haha- billy mays
>>710271125
How goes it, cutie?
>>710271021
Gross, I'm finding it hard to watch anime or play vidya lately. I just have so much to do
>>710271230
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE GPA BOOSTER! IN JUST 5 DAYS, YOU'LL HAVE A 4.0 GPA!!!
>>710271464
what is this face called, I find it hilarious
>>710271401
Fine print: 4.0 only applies to Asian participants
>>710270764
I'm from the United States, if that's what you're asking.
>>710271174
My is the right one however!
(So? it's probably something cute and we've had Tulpa anons before.)
>>710271230
Not much, as i said listening to music and doing brawl things, like always.
>>710271464
Mugi is cute.
>>710271602
3.5 for everyone else, we need to keep the stereotypes alive
>>710262058
Hee... do you smoke pot?
Tristana claimed
>>710271705
Keked way to hard at that.
>>710271401
As am I, I've just been making poor decisions about when to go to sleep...
>>710271687
O nothing too exciting haha. I'm heading to the library here soon any recommendations?
>>710271693
lol that'd be cool if schooling here was like theres then we'd at least be at a 3.5 most the time and be in college almost right after high school.
I myself am more of a 3.0 student haha
>>710271897
>>710271923
What are your names, lovelies?
>>710271687
See, but since you speak opposite language you just admitted it's wrong!
(I quite dislike that word since it implies a created entity and I do believe the "tulpa" is the actual Nui, but it does somewhat describe things.)
>>710271897
i just make bad decisions about when to work and when to relax, like right now lol
>>710271923
I'm like a 2.9 student haha, I'm just BARELY under a 3.0
>>710270764
You and me, we are brothers of the same mind.
>>710271747
kys
>>710271602
>>710271693
>>710272143
How much are these in actual grades?
>>710271897
Sleep is for the weak.
A man sleeps 3 hours a day, a woman 4 and an idiot 5.
>>710272435
What do you mean?
>>710271356
Finally got home about 20 minutes ago. Having a P O O I N T H E L O O now. Is nice to get home and do that
>>710272075
This is Illyasviel von Einzbern
>>710272143
Yeah, that happens too. Really trying to make sure I don't have things that need to be done before I start relaxing.
>>710272435
Which one prefers to sleep 12?
>>710272075
Hey Trist I'm Luluco c:
>>710272143
Dang you'll get there I believe in you best friend!
>>710272435
^^^
>>710272531
I'm asking about this grading system.
The statements you make seem weird to me.
>>710272616
The one with crippling depression.
>>710271021
And I answered you the best way I could.
>>710271125
Hello, Alice!~
>>710271687
Pretty sure I wanted to know the state you are in, sorry for the confusion.
>>710272435
Agreed!
>>710272435
You kys
faggot
>>710271923
Not sure, why do you ask?
>>710272099
Yes, but mine has the meaning most understand, you speak like Bizarro!
(Oh, i kinda have to envy that, so you actually see a Nui that acts on her own?)
better than tinder! plenty of horny legal age sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710273213
>legal age sluts
Go back to le reddit.
better than tinder! plenty of sexy sluts of your city on http://shuu.de/uQ1
>>710273404
Better
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