Here's a picture before I call an ambulance. I hope they
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Here's a picture before I call an ambulance. I hope they remove my balls! Pic Related, it's my scrotum and it doesn't hurt *that* bad.
how and why
Also do I have two and half balls or is that something else?
Time stamp now
This is a lame thread.
It's probably fake and gay.
If it's not fake and gay, you're not going to be able to reply to the thread due to ambulance.
I admire your dedication to mutilate yourself/pretend to mutilate yourself, but this thread isn't going anywhere.
fake and transexual
Here's your proof now I gotta go to the hospital, unless you guys have a really good reason for me to keep posting. Will bring laptop to hospital.
>>710228267
Holy shit.... why????
>>710228198
This is a lame comment.
It's probably fake and gay.
If it's not fake and gay, you're not going to be able to reply to this comment due to incompetence.
I admire your dedication to comment/pretend to comment, but this comment isn't going anywhere.
>>710228267
I'm very impressed. Did you accidentally a shelf?
>>710228267
wtf op?
Why?
>>710228267
why would you do this?
>>710228267
How does it feel to have the breeze waft over your testicles?
>>710228267
dude what the fuck happened?!
Epic bread
>>710228267
GOD NO
>>710228322
Dude you trolled me so hard :D
>>710227613
I guess thats what happen when you shave with a clipper.
>>710228267
tell us your favorite color
>>710228267
story
>>710228465
>How. He had no balls
>>710227613
>come back when your balls drop, kid
>i'll show them
>i'll show them the most droppest balls of them all
OP 2 minutes before this happened
I had a fucked up dream and must have done this in my sleep.
Dont call an ambulance you fucking retard. Save them for someone who needs it. Fuckwad. Motherfucking nutsacklicker. Take a taxi man the fuck up. The paramedics dont wanna see your nuts.
>>710227613
>>710228267
Wtf!? Are you nuts?!
Heh..
did you ever want to have kids OP?
i've had blueballs, but never red balls before
>>710228478
GTFO.
>>710228513
Bullshit. You must have been conscious to do this, or else woken up while doing it.
>>710228267
could you do an oh my?
>>710228267
Dear God someone fucking screen cap this shit.
>>710228267
Jesus ball busting Christ...
the dream
>>710227613
This happened to me once when I sneezed hard
>>710228267
>OHGODWHY.JPG
>>710228569
It's okay to stop commenting anon.
>>710228538
Was nuts.
>>710228478
not that other anon here. I agree with you. You got trolled.
Am I the only one who's balls ache now?
>>710228267
We need closeups and details. For science.
>>710228666
I don't have balls
>>710228666
Nope
Mine are hurting too, mister Satanas.
>>710228666
Even Satan can't take this shit
WHY ANON?
>>710228703
Tits or gtfo hoe
>>710228267
>>710228703
tits or gtfo
I'm actually impressed, OP. You got my stomach turning. I can't even look at the pics for more than a second. And a timestamp to match. Today, OP was not a faggot. Now go to the hospital before it's too late!
Don't ever change /b/
>>710228703
pics or it didnt happen
also good job op
>>710228775
This
Now, I finally understand why my dad told me not to let anyone bust my balls.
>>710228267
>>710228267
Wha... what the fuck
>>710227613
jesus fucking christ i hope they got a spot open for you in the looney bin
>>710227613
And just think, they aren't allowed to leave you to die of infection like they should.
>day after Halloween
>nobody suspicious
k
LMAO why are his testes so small tho? They look kinda good to munch on.
I'm hungry now...
>>710228889
LOL
>>710228666
They don't really hurt, but i have this extremely awkward feeling.
Checked
>>710228663
>>710227613
>>710228267
wtf
>>710228903
Yes how festive
>>710228267
> I had a fucked up dream and must have done this in my sleep
I call shenanigans!
What drugs are you on that prevented you from feeling your balls being ripped from your sack?
>>710228941
What happened OP
What have you done
This is abomination
>>710228267
Dude wtf
Let us know if it works, OP.
I want to become an eunuch (I want a lower my testosterone levels, so I want to dose it with meds instead.)
>>710229022
sissy femboy
wow, OP really sure had some balls
>>710228790
inorite
the internet...
>>710228267
>>710229074
Lmfao
>>710229074
>had
/thread
>>710228735
>>710228760
>>710228941
u dont have any idea of how this happend ?
>>710228775
agreed
Well, at least now you have an excuse for being such a faggot
>>710228267
every time i think b is dead a glorious faggot arises.
OP here, found the thread on my phone...waiting in hospital...what the hell does /b/ wanna ask before a very awkward talk with the nurse/doc?
>>710229070
Nah. I have above average testosterone levels. I want to get it down to just below normal levels. I don't like it being high - it doesn't suit my personality or me as a person.
And no, I don't have a sexual identity crisis like the fucking retarded millennial generation of today. I couldn't care less about my balls. I don't want children.
>>710228267
It's a faggot just cut em off yourself you won't bleed out
fuck i hope you did this just for /b/ and regret it later you fucking moron
>>710229217
pic in hospital
>>710227613
>brought to you by the hacker named 4chan
>>710229230
Man there's fucking pills to stabilize your testosterone you balding faggot
more pics op!!
>>710228615
How will people know I exist though
>>710228605
>>710228663
>>710227613
>>710228267
>this whole thread
>>710229217
How are you walking without falling over and sobbing in pain
How are you so calm
>>710229022
I'm not sure if that is what an eunuch is
>>710229127
>>710227613
More pictures for memes
Include your whole body
I have no idea what the dream was about, but woke up doing that...I'm glad to share with /b/ because that's the first thing that I thought to do, you're all worth it, I DID IT FOR THE LULZ.
>>710229192
Ayy
>>710229324
He's prolly in shock and or psychotic by the way he speaks, more than likely psychotic or off his meds
>>710229390
The hero we need, but not the one that we deserve
Take a pic of the hospital
>>710229390
No you did it because your a stupid retart but it is funny that your a stupid retart cuz now youre balls are kill kek
please just get to the hospital OP
>>710229345
A eunuch is someone who is castrated before puberty so they never undergo puberty. Anon wouldn't be a eunuch, but it was clear enough what he meant.
>>710227613
Can you feel the breeze on your balls? What do they feel like? (By hand and by testicles)
>>710229390
dream or drugs ? please tell me it was drugs im scared to go to bed
>>710229476
Hospital is no fun, OP do jumping jacks or something and post webm plox!
>>710229305
Antiandrogens can completely shut down your receptors and make you irreversibly impotent.
Nuking my Ts isn't the goal here.
>>710229462
Newfagging this hard
>>710229390
wait, you were dreaming when you did all this?
>>710227613
Sage
>>710229127
Stating you're a woman does draw attention to yourself when you're in a shithole like this you autist
>>710229505
salty milk and coins
Oap did you fuck a garbage disposal. Fucking hell
posting in epic bread
>>710229462
>>710229345
I am sure I do.
>>710229486
The definition of 'eunuch' encompasses both and all cases of castration.
>>710229543
I didn't ask you to taste them faggot
Include me in the screencap kekkerdoodles VOTE TRUMP
I'm seriously scared now
How are you still alive, nigga
Do you want both of them off or just one?
>>710229127
>>710229365
Samefag
Tits or gtfo and don't come back
>>710229462
Fucking kill yourself, honestly. I can't think of anything to say to you, because it would be too light of an insult. Just...ugh
>>710229668
Don't include him
>>710229651
Could he taste them even? Would he pull them out and would it he able to stretch all the way to his mouth? I need to see this happen now, I'm kinda horny now as well...
Things are getting out of control here
>i like it
OP here, I'm now in the ambulance
so fuck you all
>>710229768
>not op
>>710229736
You've got a strange fetish anon
OP show us more pics inside your nutsack and video the elasticity or something
For science.
OP how did you do it? With a knife i asume?
You remind me that natgeo program about freaks and there was this fagget who cutted his balls cause he couldnt afford a surgery
OP take a picture of the hospital!
Document the whole experience for us!
>>710229357
i believe that is actually a cat
omg
>>710229840
this
Record it op!
>>710229854
hue
>>710229840
This
>>710229837
On the advice of counsel, I invoke my Fifth Amendment privilege against self-incrimination and respectfully decline to answer your question
posting in legendary thread
OP do you want a puss, so you fucked your dick up?
>>710229534
>What is "sage"?
>Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. "sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.
Jesus fucking christ, faggot.
>>710228267
>>710229127
fuck off back to your safe space.
>>710229992
he didnt fuck it up enough
da pus still possible
>>710230048
you're on /b/
there is no "safe place"
>>710229840
This
>>710229462
Leave
>>710229537
>>710229716
I'm a man you little retard. And not samefagging. Guess that is what you assume when someone outsmarts you at something.
>>710228267
How did you do that to yourself in your sleep? Do you sleep-mutilate or something?
>>710227613
>You wat
Quite an awesome thread
>>710228267
Enough 4chan for today
>>710230122
Then you're just a faggot
>>710227613
Is that a knife in your left hand?
>>710230199
>call him a faggot
>"I sure showed him"
>>710230210
That's a lighter, sweetie.
Include me in the /r/4chan post
>>710228267
Fucking hell mate, I was eating.
>>710230199
Impressive insult. 9/11 internet points for you.
>>710230210
it is clearly a fucking lighter
Scruffy faggot
>>710230210
Lighter, Bic?
>>710228267
>cutfag
>>710230265
>>710230239
Why the fuck does he have a lighter though
God has abandoned us
Pic related, it is OP
>>710227613
ur nuts
>>710230367
Why wouldn't he? A good smoke after cutting open your scrotum and pulling out your testicles seems like a reasonable thing to do. After all, he just busted his nuts.
>>710230367
if u found your balls like that you'd probably want to smoke something too
>>710230430
Smoking raises blood pressure so it's a bad ide in bleeding control terms
>>710230410
>>710227613
>>710230430
kek
>>710230441
What do you do with all that time you save writing 'u' instead of 'you'?
>>710230476
Doesn't look like he's bleeding profusely. Won't make much of a difference.
>>710230476
>bad idea
>OP
>>710230533
ur mother
>finish long day studying hard at uni
>come home
>Jump on the computer to browse some 4chan
>Lurk on b/
>Scroll down
>See this thread
>mfw
>>710227613
>>710228267
Holy fucking fuck OP
>>710230533
>>710230575
Fucking rekt
why do this dude?
>>710230575
Oh my god, you got me there.
>>710230565
Yeah, this is pretty trivial in blood loss terms. Might be a different story if he snipped his ball hangers though.
>>710227613
Why the fuck do you have a lighter in your hand OP????
>>710230624
>why not?
>>710228267
Op wut da fuck go to hospital faggot ima fucking vomit
Are you this anon who made a thread about a week ago and tried to chop off his toe? I Really wouldn't be surprised.
>>710230696
I do feel sorry for his recovery period. Cutting your scrotum is a painful ordeal when it starts healing. I sincerely hope they give OP some good pills and a pack of cigarettes.
That Moment when you wake up, go to 4chan and see this... omg!
>>710230809
omg!
Can any medicalfags here tell us exactly what the fuck OP did to himself?
>>710230783
kek wouldn't surprise me at all
That cunt was off tap
>>710230833
I believe he has cut his ballsack open, exposing his balls
>>710230783
I'm thinking it's the same cannibal dude. He said he would post again.. maybe it's him?
>>710230833
Cut his scrotum open retard
Posting in epic bread, put me in the screenshot !
>>710227613
Slimeball nutcase
>>710230833
seems like the man took a knife straight down his scrot
>>710230790
Never had a cut scrotum, but I imagine its awkward.
>>710230833
He cut open his raphe. Pulled out his plexus, ductus deferens, spermatic cord and testis.
>>710230783
fuckin fossil rock dude kek
eat ya balls this time hhhahaaha
>>710230988
Checked
What's the likely outcome?
>>710230986
You know the rules
>>710230790
OP here, this is not the first time I've done this. 3rd time actually. I can't even begin to describe how amazing it feels when the cool air hits your exposed testes. I have an instant orgasm at which point my balls drain completely. that's why they look so fucked up, they shrunk
>>710228267
I want to be remembered for posting in this thread.
>>710231036
I'll put it on the list of "things to do"
>>710231053
faggot poser
lol
Just woke up to this epic bread, there's other means of "emptying your sack" ya know? Jeez wtf was you dreaming about op?
>>710230986
its like having a pussy
except theres lots of pain and two dangly bits
>this thread
Screencap this thread someone
>>710231053
I degloved my penis once, it was a huge rush.
>>710231053
if true,
your a waste of the fucking hospitals time who are there to save lives not satisfy your sexual urges. I hope you fucking die of a scrotum infection you oxygen thieving piece of shit
>>710230783
Either way they both could use a psych eval. I think the other anon would have made a thread documenting the process
>>710231129
there is a lot of nerve endings that cover the testes, ask medfag up there. you nut like you've never nutted before.
>>710230986
Just kind of imagine cutting up the vestibule from your urethra to your introitus.
>>710231035
Doesn't look like he has done much damage to his testicles, nor his autonomic nerve or epidermis. Some damage to his cremaster muscles but that'll heal up nicely. Might get some scarring, but he'll be otherwise fine seeing as he immediately went to the hospital. Unless he has very filthy hands or never changes his underwear, he's unlikely to get an infection.
That aus cunt who told me about this, I wish you didn't.
>>710230809
>>710231053
godspeed OP
youre not a faggot anymore
>Op leaves and suddenly "medfags" who havent a shred of clue what theyre talking about appear
Yea shows how underaged and stupid everyone here is
>>710231053
Is watching porn going to do This to me? I know it gets extreme but will it go this far?! Time to quit fuck it.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok then
Was Chris Chan dumb enough to finally attempt gender reassignment surgery on himself?
>>710231243
Medfag spotted. GG.
>>710231181
my man knows what I'm talking about. when did you do this? was it painful? this was surprisingly not bad at all to do. just smoked a fat blunt during the process (hence lighter) and I was all good
Damn. This is bad enough for me!!
>>710231251
np lad
>>710231329
Implying /b/ doesn't consist of a vast audience with very varying degrees of intelligence and careers.
>>710231243
Nah, I've got a scrotum, just never cut it.
Interesting image though.
>>710231053
dude is this shit real if so im trying it right now
>>710231411
my mom tells me im smarts
>>710231443
post in new thread
>>710231468
I see you share qualities with her.
>>710231053
not op
>>710231334
it could. I became de-sensitized to porn in the early 2000's. now I mostly fap in mouth, fap with shit and then in mouth and other shit I won't get into.
>>710228606
I laughed
>>710228267
>>710231518
If OP, we require hospital pic. You sound like a bad poser.
>>710231500
thats not all i share with her...
>>710231518
>other shit
Like what?
>>710231443
OP here again. sure the hell is brudda
bitch what the fuck
>>710231443
>how to remove beta males form the gene pool the thread
>>710231571
this. very much this.
>>710231371
Not painful, I had some xylocaine. I hate pain really. I was improving a previous circumcision and cut through the skin, releasing it from the shaft. I could roll it right down to the base. Shit really was cash.
>>710231576
let's just say it involves a lot of hidden cams, my aunt's house and sometimes her German Shepard
>>710231243
What about the nerves? I mean, he severed a bunch of nerves, won't that cause damage?
>>710231675
Sounds hot. Do you masturbate with your own shit? I like to go find it out in the wold and jerk off with it. Gives me a thrill knowing I could catch some fatal disease
>>710231643
that sounds incredible. how long did it take to heal. perhaps when this is healed I will try that next. pics to show?
wtf lads
op dead?
>>710231741
of course I do. I have a valve at my aunt's house i installed that allows me to collect the raw sewage before it makes it way into the sewage system. I've been collecting it for the last 5 months for fapping purposes. watch hidden cam vids of aunt and cousins shitting while I fap with their shit.
yessssss
>>710231822
Hopefully
I come here feeling like shit because I have to drop a class today. I'm over it Thinks could clearly be worse.
>>710231898
checked
>>710231680
No. There's a chance of testicular torsion and crushing his testicles and/or cords if scarring causes the tissue to contract around the cords, or if the initially available tissue is limited. Saline injections and similar techniques can be used to stretch the scrotum's circumference to minimise or prevent this. If OP wields his knife like a madman, there might be a need for a urethral reroute, but looking at it now it seems unlikely. The cut looks clean and nice, so I wouldn't worry too much.
>>710231862
Haha, you crazy fucking bastard, I hope it's true
You should take a picture of your dick covered in shit w/ timestamp
>>710231748
Healed pretty fast. Lots of blood supply. It took about 2 weeks before I could fuck.
>>710231944
nice dubs
op nice balls?
>just from seeing this thread you're slightly more likely to do this to yourself
>you might cut open your balls tonight as your brain remembers this thread
>you could wake up tomorrow morning with cut up balls
Sleep tight, anons
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP
>>710232062
Please leave.
>>710232096
PUT THIS GUY IN THE SCREENCAP
>>710232062
gtfo
>>710228267
toasting in epic bread
>>710227613
>>710228267
>>710228267
Kek
i have no idea whats going on
>>710231921
Stop pretending you're something you're not faggot.
>>710228267
Your balls are disgusting.
>>710232245
You're*
Learn grammer, faggot.
>>710231944
kinda hard to do at the moment as I'm in the back of a cab on the way to the hospital
>>710228267
I hope you get a super bacteria infection in the hospital.
>>710232320
Wait, YOU'RE OP?
Hahahaha. Really? Take a pic of the amberlamps then
>>710232330
i had that shit, got over it do. after a while your immune system treats is like a flu
>>710232241
Haven't even claimed I'm anything. Go back to your gfur threads, anon.
>>710231875
Ah, *kisses* spectacular.
>>710232294
I'm not falling for the bait. I'm not falling for the bait. I'M NOT FALLING FOR THE BAIT! BUT I AM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LIVID!
>Wake up to piss
>see /b still open on phone
>refresh
>mfw I jerk off for the same reason OP literally pulls his nuts out
>mfw my nuts hurt but /b is being saved by people like him
>people
>that
>pull
>their
>fucking
>nuts
>out
What a fucking legend
C'mon OP, we're not your balls, don't leave us hanging.
>>710232294
>your balls
learn grammer
>learn grammar
kek when nazi police gives shit to guy who didn't spell shit wrong and spells shit wrong himself
>>710232413
my lord, sir president trump
i present a dank meme for your pleasure
PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
>>710228267
why did you do this?
omg fuck
>>710232489
That's just nuts
>>710232476
Just man up and admit you'r mistakes.
well god damnit
>>710228267
>>710227613
>>710232518
Lol dont' even try faggot.
>>710227613
>>710228267
Can I be in the screencap?
>>710232799
Just be content with the fact that you were here, faggot
Or you could make the screencap yourself. All you need is Paint, and then you can cram your own post in there like a greedy jew
Someone archive this
>>710232831
Saved
>>710232895
No this is the internet
>>710232831
Trigered much?
OP here, getting ready for surgery. The doctors told me ill probably end up fine. They need to stitch my balls up, and put The shit back in.. I was hoping to get a mangina!! Fuck. Pic is me btw
Ballsy move OP
>>710233099
I don't habeeb it
I CAN'T habeeb it
Timestamp your face
>>710233099
you crazy man
>>710232413
Vote Trump to see threads like this daily!! He will make /b/ great again!
OHHHH YESSSSS
It's really quite sad that the new fags think this is bad. It's been a while since I've had a giggle at a thread
This thread single handedly ruined an election.
>>710233099
If this is the 3rd time they would surely order a psych eval. Then again it's cheaper for them not to kek
>>710233140
>>710233143
>actually believes this is OP.
Good God, people.
>>710233334
He cut off his fucking balls, that's pretty much exactly what I expected him to look like
>>710233247
I feel ya /b/ro. this is a good laugh.
OP deserves a special place in Vanhalla
>>710233330
they have in fact ordered one. shit
