Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
RandomArchive logo

Trips decide what I do with 6 living ant queens. inb4 rekt thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 292
Thread images: 32
File: photo_2016-11-02_07-56-29.jpg (120 KB, 960x1280) Image search: [Google]
photo_2016-11-02_07-56-29.jpg
120 KB, 960x1280
Trips decide what I do with 6 living ant queens.
inb4 rekt thread
>>
Fuck em
!GET 222!
>>
Drown them in piss.
>>
>>710219144
keep them all together and watch as their spawn fight to the death until one rains supreme also give them some fucking sugar water jesus
>>
>>710219144
Release them under your house
>>
File: 1473912814949.jpg (13 KB, 210x341) Image search: [Google]
1473912814949.jpg
13 KB, 210x341
>>710220200
WINRAR
>>
>>710220257
u fuckin dumb?
>>
File: 1477763123717s.jpg (5 KB, 187x250) Image search: [Google]
1477763123717s.jpg
5 KB, 187x250
>>710220257
thats dubs fucktard.

eat them
>>
>>710219144
Hide them under your balls and let them live there
>>
can we get a pic for size reference (like next to a quarter or something)

release them all so that they can be free.
>>
>>710220257
Trips, not dubs my dude.
>>
flood it with piss
>>
cut off their front legs
>>
>>710220430
roll
>>
>>710220257
HAHAHAHA

Thank you
>>
One in the anus, one in the urethra. Go go go.
>>
>>710219144
Microwave them
>>
File: 1465762095199.gif (23 KB, 310x760) Image search: [Google]
1465762095199.gif
23 KB, 310x760
>>710220443
WINRAR!
>>
>>710220476
r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rolling for this
>>
>>710220505
>>
Let them all loose in your yard
>>
Release them in your house
Make it a giant ant turf war
>>
>>710219144
how the fuck did you get 6 ant queens? and what species?

Trips for build a giant ant farm segregated into 6 different sections, let the queens grow a colony, and then open up the hatches between the different colonies and see the war.
>>
>>710220476
This op, do this.
>>
>>710219144
FIRST PROCLAMATION
Identify species and post

SECOND PROCLAMATION
make habitation for each queen and let her be a queen, laying eggs and starting a colony

THIRD PROCLAMATION
you update us in a few days
>>
File: 1.jpg (45 KB, 527x462) Image search: [Google]
1.jpg
45 KB, 527x462
Kill them and get a fucking dog, you weirdo.
>>
>find mouse
>break legs
>bust teeth
>present to queens
>observe feast
>>
>>710220505
>>
drown their little heads in jizz
>>
Find other bugs and have bug war.
>>
>>710219144
let them crawl on your dick and balls
>>
>>710220257
>>710220514
Samefag/newfag
>>
>>710220476
I think we can all agree that this is the best option.

Rolling for urethra ant queen anus madness.
>>
>>710220616
That's good, rerolling.
>>
>>710220616
roll
>>
>>710220651
>>
put them free in your room
>>
>>710220430
rolll
>>
way up your ass they go
>>
>>710219144
cum on them
>>
>>710220798
reroll
>>
>>710220616
This is the only good answer dont be a faggot OP do something more interesting than "cum on them"/" piss on them"
>>
cum on ants
>>
>>710220651
roll
>>
>>710220505
Have you ever microwaved ants? They will survive it, but IDK about queen ants. It is a lame idea.

Rolling for: put them on your penis, post results
>>
Eat one & post pics
>>
Put all of them inside your dickhole
>>
Fry in peanut oil on a stovetop skillet, then enjoy your crunchy treat!
>>
>>710220907
Reroll
>>
Pour gasoline on them and burn them
>>
nothing go to sleep
>>
Make them watch a documentary of your choice
>>
go to sleep idiot
>>
they will become your pets and you will have to take care of they children
>>
>>710220933
WWIIIIINNNNNRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEally done wasting my time
>>
File: 1456750947046.jpg (80 KB, 672x638) Image search: [Google]
1456750947046.jpg
80 KB, 672x638
Let them bite your dick.
>>
>>710221020
reroll
>>
>>710220994
>>710220997
>>710221004
Really....

Eat
>>
>>710221024
it's trips u fuckin idiot
and i vote op goes to sleep
>>
>>710220616
This
>>
>>710221044
this
>>
>>710220997
Close

>Also reroll>>710220907
>>
>>710220616
Rolling
>>
snort whole
>>
>>710220616
Fuck OP he wont deliver anyway. Im gonna watch some documentary about ant wars
>>
eat them.
>>
why dont they kill each other? shouldnt they be territorial or something?
>>
File: 1468169014260.jpg (72 KB, 376x700) Image search: [Google]
1468169014260.jpg
72 KB, 376x700
Equip them as armor.
>>
I vote for colony war
>>
File: photo.jpg (3 KB, 60x60) Image search: [Google]
photo.jpg
3 KB, 60x60
>>710221004
>>
>>710220616
roll
>>
Release them in your house
>>
Put them on your genitals.
>>
roll
>>
Start 6 colonies
>>
>>710220616
even though this will take a long time i'll roll anyway
>>
>>710219144
Blast with piss
>>
release them in your fridge
>>
make tiny hats for all 6
>>
drown them in piss
>>
>>710219144

Put them in the garden?
>>
Find passed out drunk girl, take her home, tell her she cant leave until she eats the eggs.
>>
>>710221362
This.
>>
Throw sunglasses at them until none are left alive
>>
Love them and take good care of them so pic related doesn't happen.
>>
>>710221362
Seconded plz do this
>>
>>710221362
>>
>>710219144
Crush one, leave body in cage for others to witness.
>>
shove ants in dickhole check em faggots 555
>>
>>710221514
Crush them with a fork
>>
Idiots trips have been disabled lurk more newfags lol
>>
stop being a waste of space and go fucking do something with your life.
>>
Eat 2 release 4
>>
>>710221566
Crush 3 of them with a spoon
>>
>>710219144
release them into a grassland
>>
File: imgay.jpg (61 KB, 1080x608) Image search: [Google]
imgay.jpg
61 KB, 1080x608
>>
>>710221604
Roll
>>
>>710221629
roll
>>
>>710221608
Spread all of em onto a price of toast. Crush them.
>>
Put them on your dick.
>>
Stick them in your peehole.
>>
>>710219144
Reenact Starship troopers.
>>
tiny hats
>>
>>710220616
sounds coo
>>
Stick them in your peehole
>>
>>710221658
roll
>>
File: offby1.jpg (8 KB, 206x244) Image search: [Google]
offby1.jpg
8 KB, 206x244
>>710221665
>>
>>710221749
roll
>>
Ant queen enema
>>
>>710221749
Spread them onto toast.
>>
>>710221775
roll
>>
Grind them up and snort them
>>
>>710221833
roll
>>
>>710221853
roll
>>
>>710221362
rolling
>>
>>710221853
Crush them with a glass.
>>
>>710221675
roll
>>
>>710221867
roll
>>
>>710221887
>>710221889
shiiieet so close
>>
>>710221868
>>
>>710221887
>>710221889
FUCK
>>
>>710221931
roll
>>
>>710221950
>>
>>710221889
roll
>>
Crush them with a spatula.
>>
No space program?
>>
>>710221992
>>
File: 1478060423554.png (235 KB, 496x494) Image search: [Google]
1478060423554.png
235 KB, 496x494
>>
File: 1472018724491.jpg (70 KB, 720x720) Image search: [Google]
1472018724491.jpg
70 KB, 720x720
Teach them how to use magic.
>>
File: 9794307.jpg (92 KB, 300x450) Image search: [Google]
9794307.jpg
92 KB, 300x450
>>710222009
>>
>>710222021
Throw them down your garbage disposal.
>>
Eat
>>
TINY HATS
>>
Microwave them faggot
>>
Make little hats for each any
>>
Smoke them in a bong
>>
>>710222132
Bump
>>
>>710221362
>>
>>710222139
Light them on fire.
>>
>>710222183
Crush them with big spoon
>>
>>710219144
Stick em up your ass and let them colon-ize you.
>>
Feed them only your feces
>>
Roll for fire
>>
>>710219144
Crush them all in 1 hand
>>
File: 1471939841349.jpg (91 KB, 665x450) Image search: [Google]
1471939841349.jpg
91 KB, 665x450
Give them vodka.
>>
>>710222139
Rolling
>>
#7102222222

Do this
>>
Jerk off into condoms and raise them on human jizz
>>
>>710222275
Re roll
>>
>>710222231
crush them with a stapler.
>>
>>710222132
Bump for the trip gods
>>
>>710222178
>>
Tape them to a helium filled balloon. Let it fly away.
>>
GET TRIPS BEFORE OP SLEEPS

microwave the lil niggers
>>
>>710222319

Nigger u gay

>>710222222

Do this!


Thank me later fuckface
>>
>>710222331
Make them pay for Bueno Ares. Kill them with scissors.
>>
>>710222319
>>710222222
You dip
>>
burn 'em
>>
File: 1477344127979.jpg (34 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
1477344127979.jpg
34 KB, 400x400
>>710220616
this + you have to film it
>>
>>710222083
>>
>>710220616
Rolling for this
>>
>>710222471
Cut them in half
>>
Glue them to your cock. Find an anteater and let it eat them.
>>
>>710220616
Top kek

Roll
>>
eat them
>>
rub the queens on your dick and then stick your dick near an ant hill, and let the ants crawl around your dick smelling all those queen pheromones.
>>
>>710222497
>>
>>710222541
Bump
>>
>>710222541
FUCKING ROLL
>>
>>710219144
Cum on them, then eat them
>>
>>710222551
Mash them real good with a fork.
>>
>>710222403
>>
Eat them on camera live streamed
>>
File: 1469251178565.jpg (92 KB, 620x496) Image search: [Google]
1469251178565.jpg
92 KB, 620x496
Give them pizza.
>>
>>710222524
Rolll
>>
Freeze them in ice cubes. Stick the ice cubes up your ass.
>>
>>710220616
ROLL
>>
>>710222551
roll
>>
>>710222667
One off
>>
>>710219144
Poor petrol on the bottom and light that mother fucker
>>
sticks ants in pooper with straw
>>
Poop on them. Post pic
>>
>>710222682
Fuck em up with scissors.
>>
Put them in brownie batter and bake them
>>
>>710222816
Fuxk em up with a pencil
>>
>>710222661
Roll
>>
Do this.
>>
>>710222770
roll
>>
>>710222856
Bump
>>
>>710222551
rolling
>>
Pee in container. Post pic then vomit in container. Post pic of this.
>>
>>710222859
Killem
>>
File: 1477882940574.jpg (7 KB, 184x184) Image search: [Google]
1477882940574.jpg
7 KB, 184x184
>>710222888
>>
>>710222888
OP deliver
>>
>>710222888
WINRAR
>>
>>710222888
well ill be damned
>>
>>710222888
Winrar
>>
>>710222888
WINRAR

OP DELIVAR
>>
File: kek evans.png (456 KB, 804x876) Image search: [Google]
kek evans.png
456 KB, 804x876
>>710222888
WINRAR
>>
Suck a guys dick. Let him cum in your mouth and then gargle his cum with all the queen ants in your mouth.
>>
>>710222888
retarded thanks
>>
>>710222888
Deliver OP
>>
File: 1477239984397.jpg (200 KB, 1000x1000) Image search: [Google]
1477239984397.jpg
200 KB, 1000x1000
>>710222888
Just fucking kill me i tried to save them and then you showed up.
>>
>>710223007
Bond?
>>
Enjoy those brownies op
>>
>>710222222

oh my
>>
>>710223046
Please. Call me james.
>>
File: 1478072234772.gif (1 MB, 308x214) Image search: [Google]
1478072234772.gif
1 MB, 308x214
>easy, put em on your dick.
>>
>>710220616
rollin
>>
Op will deliver any minute now
>>
>>710223250
>>710222888
>>
OP here, someone asked species, i dobt really know, just got them from a web that gives them free.
I think it was 2 Lasius niger , 2 Messor barbarus and 2 Camponotus barbaricus. Come on guys, keep on trying. Get a trips and I will deliver when i get home
>>
>>710223347
OP see >>710222888

now makes some brownies cunt
>>
File: ValveTime.jpg (76 KB, 612x612) Image search: [Google]
ValveTime.jpg
76 KB, 612x612
>>710223347
How long will it take to make brownies OP?
Will it be pic related
>>
>>710223347
>>710222888
Nigger what are these? Also I'm the retard that got the trips, get brownie batter on the way home
>>
>>710223347
Could you possibly give the site name?
>>
>>710223490
Im not doing that one. No mix
Keep rolling
>>
For real, killing them all at the same time is such a waste of joy. Should choose what to do with one of them first. That means you could theoretically get a space program, a blender (=cake), drowning in piss and crushing with glass.
>>
>>710221362
Roll
>>
>>710223577
ants in pooper with straw or equivalent
>>
>>710223577
>>710222888
Fine I'll replace my trips for this one

>>710220616
>>
Space program.
>>
>>710223577
Fucking yes now go get them a slice of pizza.
>>
>>710223577
just make it dubs before your shitty thread dies

>>710222561
>>
>>710223684
Fuck off im >>710222888

just wash those bitches down the sink done and done
>>
>>710223861
Do it.
>>
>>710223684
Fucking kek
thinks that's how the rules work
>newfag?
>>
>>710223927
Prove it nigger
>>
>>710223997
cmon
>>
>>710224122
i give up
>>
>>710220616
I'd like you to do this, please.
>>
>>710224002
â–²
â–² â–²
>>
Real op here
Im doing the brownies as soon as I get home as I said in >>710223347
Ignore the other dude
>>
>>710224306
nigga this thread will be long dead before those brownies are done
>>
make a new thread op
>>
OP here im leaving to get some brownie mix gotta go to the wall of marts
>>
Just noticed someone won. Ill get to those brownies now haha
>>
OP here, currently in class. Will make brownies when i get home, around 4pm (live in spain btw)
I hope u enjoy it ;)
>>
>>710220616
Roll for War
>>
OP here. Anyone win yet?
>>
>>710222224

>>710222222
>>
File: cup kek1409939675613.gif (148 KB, 300x375) Image search: [Google]
cup kek1409939675613.gif
148 KB, 300x375
>>710224999
>999
well here you go OP
>>
>>710220430
Rolling
>>
>>710220476
ROLL
>>
>>710220476
ROLLING
>>
>>710224999
After all of that...
>>
>>710219144
Build them a dope habitat out of eggo waffles and sand
>>
>>710222667
Roll
>>
Eat them
>>
Everyone posting as OP saying shit, im OP, ignore everything, will deliver ant brownies this afternoon as it is the first trips
>>
>>710220257
>being this new
>>
>>710227909
No OP! Look up 'Ants Canada' and get these motherfuckers a home. Start an ant colony and post updates.
>>
Smash them, roll them up in a joint or cig and smoke them completely
>>
>>710228777
YEEEES
>>
>>710228692
This goes double if they might be Messor Barbarus. Harvester ants are the shit and make great ant colonies.

Even if you end up one day killing them all for the lulz, killing a million ants is surely better than one.
>>
>>710228692
This!!
>>
>>710220616
Roll 555 get
>>
>>710220616
Rolling for this because it's amazing
>>
>>710228692
fucking yesssss I'm so glad I'm not alone here, antscanada is the shitttt
>>
>>710229111
The Crazy Ant colony is my favorite. Clones, man.
>>
>>710229111
Waste of trips
>>
File: 1478049348739.jpg (42 KB, 380x365) Image search: [Google]
1478049348739.jpg
42 KB, 380x365
rollin--op must battle them w a team of 3 spiders
>>
>>710228777
Kek
>>
>>710229223
Ants would win if the spider wasn't on home turf. No webs, no catching ants.
>>
>>710228777
WINRAR
>>
File: 1477635567551.png (96 KB, 800x800) Image search: [Google]
1477635567551.png
96 KB, 800x800
>>710229111
>>710229223
wasted and too damn close
>>
put them on a thick frying pan and set it to a low heat
>wait for pop corn
>>
>>710223564
It's a spanish site, so i dont think they will deliver to americanfags like you
anthouse.es btw
>>
File: 23.jpg (192 KB, 707x1000) Image search: [Google]
23.jpg
192 KB, 707x1000
>>
File: r055577689.jpg (50 KB, 531x556) Image search: [Google]
r055577689.jpg
50 KB, 531x556
>>
File: Cornflower_VS_Rose_by_Kelaiah.jpg (93 KB, 600x763) Image search: [Google]
Cornflower_VS_Rose_by_Kelaiah.jpg
93 KB, 600x763
>>
cum on queens
then eat them
>>
>>710220616
i need this to happend roll
>>
>>710230743
OP is dead, don't waste your time
>>
File: IMG_7388.jpg (1 MB, 1280x1284) Image search: [Google]
IMG_7388.jpg
1 MB, 1280x1284
>>
>>710223032
thanks for trying i like ants too
>>
Drop off at nearest supermarket in produce section
>>
>>710220616
Roll
>>
make testtube setups for everyone and raise them to big colonies and then enjoy
>>
>>710222888
Finally trips... and its shit
>>
>>710219144
eat them
>>
>>710228777
IT HAPPENED!
>>
OP here.
Well, after some time, I'm afraid the thread will go 404 before I get home, so I made screenshots of the trips and will make new thread later in the afternoon. I may do everything you asked ;)))););
Just go to catalog and search "queens" ggwp
>>
Op will not deliver
>>
Kill jester
>>
>>710220616
rolling. Also give them sugar water with different food dyes so we can follow the factions properly
>>
>>710233344
What a waste of Ant potential
>>
Obv put them all in your pee hole you idiot
>>
>>710233906
>>710234061
no trips=no deliver
>>
>>710228777
Well, this thread just became a bit more interesting.
>>
File: Withnail2009_468x320.jpg (31 KB, 468x320) Image search: [Google]
Withnail2009_468x320.jpg
31 KB, 468x320
Poo on them
>>
paper heads obviously
Thread replies: 292
Thread images: 32


Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]
Navigation: /b/ - Random [Archive] | Search | [Home]


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 1516QPvvjaBRziqhWPPJLvTaYxfUSBJswe
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.