YLYL thread
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YLYL thread
>>710218144
In b4 played out zoolander ant joke
https://youtu.be/MitdKaCWLh8?list=PLXGG5_pvgHULWicEfUGZF47z7gAsOdvKV
>>710217964
plz no
>>710217810
Relevant - https://youtu.be/AU9F4LHxW1A?list=PLXGG5_pvgHULWicEfUGZF47z7gAsOdvKV
>>710218372
I'd be checking out Huma Abedin's titties too. She's a milf and a half.
>>710218180
I really, really, really like this image.
>>710217964
>>710218545
>>710218607
that was quick
>>710217964
FUG U
>>710217810
Wow
>>710217810
Ozzie would laugh at your tears of weakness...
>>710218410
Would do
>>710217964
ugh
>>710219011
lost
>>710218144
What is this? A picture for ants?
>>710217810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM9IyRua6VE
>>710217964
Jesus
>>710219011
holy fuck took a moment to get
>>710217964
>>710219011
ITT: things that never happened
>>710217964
Not scared of you
>>710217964
HWUUUUUUUK
>>710218144
>>710218410
>total bros
>>710218144
>>710218189
>11
>literal targeted age group for the show
this is so nasty to laugh at lmao
>>710218144
why the fuck is it so small?
>>710220111
>>710218550
see dimitri if you squat liek me you wil never fail to secure house
>>710217964
>>710218180
>>710218545
>>710218607
>>710219486
>>710219998
This is the cancer that's ruining YLYL.
>>710219998
frick
>>710219998
nigger
>>710220182
>implying ylyl was ever anything other than cancer
>>710218652
>>710219011
Lost for once in a while
>>710220182
YLYL is the cancer that's killing /b/
good fucking riddance
>>710217964
The quality really is declining.
>>710219998
funkfdads
>>710219559
What character In star trek?
>>710220182
>ruining
You cant be serious, YLYL threads have been the same forced meme shit for years, they aren't all of a sudden bad
>>710220480
Listen to this guy he knoes what hes talking about
Hes been here for three months now
>>710217964
>>710219998
>>710220619
>>710217964
>>710220480
/b/ has been dead for years
>>710220691
>>710217964
fuk u
>>710220715
>>710218875
first person should have phone in hand.
[spoiler]subtle "who was phone"[/spoiler]
>>710219515
What humorless bobkin are you?
>>710220653
haha epic meme friendo :^)
i've been here since 2006 or 2007 though so technically i'm a newfag. i've also been posting bananas for over 2 years so i'm the epitome of cancer
>>710218564
she's ok, but almost never worth commenting on...
>>710219998
gae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOTXc1jHGpA
>>710220682
Just when I thought I was free :(
>>710217964
you fucking idiot
>>710217810
> """"""kid""""""
> """"""""""""clock""""""""""""
GOLDEN BREAD
>>710220844
fuck.
the person that's tied alone on the tracks should have a cellphone. [spoiler] fuck [/spoiler]
>>710217964
Fuck
>>710220964
does anyone have the one like this where it says "what is a vagina"
>>710217964
ya fuc 0f
>>710219998
kys
>>710220563
Ziyal, Gul Dukat's half Bajoran daughter in later DS9.
>>710219998
>_>
>>710220045
very clever
>>710219998
>
ok
>>710218189
Like Amazing Atheist said, there is nothing wrong with bullying and "victims" are bunch of pussies.
>>710219515
It's a joke you mong
>>710221243
>>710221569
Yeah listen to the guy that shoves bananas up his ass
>>710221729
*russia
>>710221716
What does that response mean??
>>710221182
no, apparently, not
>>710221729
this is really gay, and no one except a child would laugh at this
>>710221790
>what is ad hominem :')
>>710217964
relpoy
>>710221729
>Memebase
Don't you have middle school in the morning, Anon?
>>710221990
lost to this comment
>>710222013
the irony is that to accuse someone of an "ad-hominem" attack, is itself an ad hominem attack
>>71021822
Fuck I lost
>>710222050
Lost. First time in days
Incoming get
>>710222222
Check em.
>>710221952
I think he's calling me a fag.
Look at the race
>>710222233
fuck off faggot
>>710221990
angry amerifat detected. sorry about your crippling chronic health problems caused by too many cheeseburgers, americunt
>>710222013
More like a statement on the guy's credibility as a deep thinker
>>710220111
thats what she said
This thread is actually pretty good (so far)
>>710222350
I've always though about what I would do if punks were blocking the road like this.
If I did just plow through would I be in trouble?
>>710217964
nah
>>710222350
>angry amerifat detected. sorry about your crippling chronic health problems caused by too many cheeseburgers, americunt
??? are you german?
>>710221729
Not only is this not funny, it was also made by a retard. Of course you would center the map on your home country. It more accurately represents my perspective of my location in relation to that of the rest of the world.
>>710221920
Russia is transcontinental, anon. That means it's in Europe and Asia. Also, Asia is more than just China, Japan, and Korea. It extends further west than you would think.
>>710219188
fuck. got me
>>710219684
idiot, next time don't save thumbnails
>>710223031
no you fool
>>710218423
Fucking classic man.
>>710220182
>implying YLYL isn't cancer itself
I wish I had a banana folder
>>710222350
Story faggit?
>>710222937
Hey mate.
Not that anon but what has being german to do with being a run-of-the-mill /b/tard? I mean 90% of 4chin users are fags.
>>710223031
>Picture says guide to trolling /b/
>Posts thumbnail
You retard
>>710223121
you can
http://www.mediafire.com/download/auzihtbj5f6yagf/2016_Banana_Catalog.zip
>>710223159
i have no idea why someone would guess someone else is an american in response to the comment they responded to, and I know the germans have been mad that everyone is making fun of them because they're being conquered right now. women taken and money lost
>>710220418
Before the Bananas? Yes. YLYL was actually good. So was YGYL.
Fuck off with your buzzlines cock swoggler.
>>710222937
American genes are mostly germanic. You both are equally retarded.
And Polish have the same amount of germanic genes as American do. Explains a lot, doesn't it?
>>710222683
>>710219998
What a mean onion
Enjoy faggots
>>710223231
Thanks, anon, but I have other pics to share before shitposting.
>>710223285
It's true that Germany is kinda fucked rn (thanks Obama) and I always cringe when 16y/o kids go "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!!!11" everywhere on the internet. "Yeah, we aren't the bad guys! Also sorry for my bad english!!!11". Yeah, fuck that.
Shitting on 'murricans is the most common thing in the world though. And I kinda wanted to know why you narrowed it down to my homeland.
>>710223561
suit yourself
>>710222138
No... an ad hominem would be pointing out how absolutely retarded you are with your misunderstanding of both "ad hominem" and "irony."
>>710223378
>American genes are mostly germanic. You both are equally retarded.
I know, I'm only thinking that they're pissed because of what I mentioned above though.
It is pretty pathetic that they're being conquered like that. Hitler was a far better leader than Merkel
>>710217964
Ddrp
>>710217810
>>710218423
Lost
>>710223346
I hate the we all have secrets threads. Its basically a you rage you lose. I lose everytime.
I haven't seen the crying princess Christian threads in a while.
>>710223605
>I always cringe when 16y/o kids go "GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!!!11" everywhere on the internet. "Yeah, we aren't the bad guys! Also sorry for my bad english!!!11".
what's this about?
you're from germany? well, they're pathetically being conquered and it's disgustingly weak and pathetic looking.
>>710222579
You understand the concept of ad hominem quite well!
>>710219998
Reply
>>710223346
except it wasnt, it was the same regurgitated shit over and over again.
thanks Lori.
>>710217810
bigger irony is that guy is dating Grimes
goes by James Brooks, Elite Gymnastics and Default Genders
get cucked /b/
>>710223676
Cheers, m8
>>710223883
you american? your country is a 100 times shittier, you have no right to speak.
not german btw
>>710220619
Kekd
>>710223966
i'm going to use those at parties dude, holy google
>>710224088
>your country is a 100 times shittier,
how is america shitty?
the overly fancy things in germany are unwanted in america. it's too much
>>710219486
Chuck Norris memes died like 5 years ago.
>>710221569
spoken like a true scumbag
>>710224088
I'm checking your dubs with a funny pic
>>710217964
cancer
>>710219515
>Newfags just learned how to ITT
>join us next week when they learn how to greentext
>>710217964
made my day
requesting le funny banana+this text
![3PWWW.jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ln6RW6L.jpg "3PWWW.jpg[1].jpg")
>>710219011
genuis
>>710224235
your age is showing new fag. Chuck Norris memes were not funny after early to mid 2000s
>>710221922
>ghostbusters theme
Damn this threads are fucking awful. It just reconfirms how dead /b/ is.
>>710224111
You are special, with your triple digit post ending. I see you!
>>710223883
Original german anon here.
Welp, into the shitter your opinion goes. Here I thought I would read a reasonable reply.
>>710223031
thatsthejoke.jpg
>>710220182
My theory is it's a result of the steady influx of SocJus cancer. Past iterations of YLYL were quite dark, frequently making light of, or actually reveling in the worst of humanity. What it essentially amounts to now is aversion therapy, whereby the general /b/tard begins avoiding YLYL threads out of frustration with the never ending reposts of mom gonna die and banana memes.
It will eventually kill quality YLYL, leaving it a shadow of its former self, much as spiderman killed wincest, leaving nothing but a slew of reposted "quick while mum and da are gone" or "daddy fuck me" images. (If you never saw pre-spiderman wincest stories such as Tasha and her Brother, I pity you.)
Pic related-classic YLYL
Not much can be done about it, and /b/ was never good anyway.
>>710224173
gang violence/shootings, national debt, paranoid rednecks with guns, poor education, retarded healthcare system. that's just off the top of my head.
and the reason germany is '' cucked '' by refugees right now, is because you fucking gumps can't keep your big fat nose out of the middle east. i know you love your oil but plz
>>710218144
is this the joke ?
>>710217964
Every time
>>710224415
>into the shitter your opinion goes
what does this mean?
germany is losing. you're not winning. your country is getting fucked up and you men are not having success with your own women and i know it
>>710218410
Lost
>>710222350
>gets called out for shitty post
>angery ad hominem
cool post, poster. keep posting
>>710223180
>not getting the obvious joke
>>710224335
They were never funny, they just wouldn't die becuase of all the cool 10 year olds
>>710223966
Cringed my face inside out.
>>710222979
must be an American
>>710221729
also notice how Arctic is badly proportioned, just to fit the US more into the middle? You can't even see Antarctica.
>>710224432
I love you, good pic
>>710223231
Thanks, Lori.
>>710217964
No!
>>710224433
>gang violence/shootings, national debt, paranoid rednecks with guns, poor education, retarded healthcare system. that's just off the top of my head.
gangs add entertainment and fun to daily life if you're at the right distance. so I don't mind that. plus I have guns to shoot anyone who messes with me. Germany has no guns? I'd never live there, i can't stand that level of masculine suppression
national debt, that is not anything i can control and you'd be in the third world if the us didn't rebuild you after ww2. no question about it. we could have let russia stick a sickle up your pathetic butts...
rednecks with guns are very welcome. they're fun people, guns are absolutely fantastic to shoot and play with.. sorry you've had your testicles removed at that fantastic german hospital with your healthcare and other sad, sad socialist ways.
how's the girlfriend hunt going?
>>710224433
>gang violence/shootings,
also, you germans come to america and are fascinated my rap and gangs here. and you DO wish you had them so, you know. quit pretending
>>710217964
Immune
>>710224854
>>710224433
Can't you two just admit that you're in love with eachother?
>>710217964
poo
>>710219998
Stop
There
>>710219998
twice
>>710224854
we have gun clubs, you just can't carry a gun for '' protection ''
not even gonna respond to the WW2 bait lol.
had to get my appendix taken out last year, feels good to not be 20k in debt.
i am gay with your dad.
>>710224914
but i am not german, also that is a very factual argument thank you for bringing that up
>>710217964
lol
>>710217964
fegget
>>710223561
>>710224983
i'm not the original guy he was arguing with, but i will admit that i am very aroused right now
>>710219998
it'll be inconvenient and sad for my dad kinda
>>710219998
bleh
>>710219998
>>710224432
YLYL is pretty much dead now because of the banana fags, and ur mother will die images. YLYL is the only reason I still come to /b/ anymore, but I'm probably going to fuck it off completely soon. Well done banana fags, well fucking done for killing a genuinely funny part of the internet.
>>710225138
>>710219515
>>710218981
Story?
>>710217964
slep
>>710225097
you're not german, but you say "[you] have gun clubs" in response to germans not having guns?
ww2 stuff is true, too bad you couldn't win it....
rednecks are great people dude. I don't know a single one that's inbred and I don't know anyone who knows anyone that is so go back to your comedy routines.
>but i am not german, also that is a very factual argument thank you for bringing that up
you're welcome
>>710219011
Touche
>>710217810
[spoiler]OP is a faggot[/spoiler]
>>710224600
MOAR
I have the weirdest boner.
>>710219998
feget
>>710225097
>we have gun clubs, you just can't carry a gun for '' protection ''
jelly detected
>>710225377
i was reffering to my own country, the netherlands. i think germany has gunclubs too.
just bought Cities Skylines though so have baiting faggot.
>>710219998
fgt
>>710219871
Lost
>>710225629
soooo you don't have a girlfriend?
>so have baiting faggot.
what does this mean?
>>710219998
I'll rape your mother
>>710223346
YGYL haven't heard that one in a long time
>>710217810
This is not a cringe thread... is it?
>>710219998
gag
>>710225413
kys
>>710225377
Actual German here.
Well, you can get guns really really easy here. You just have to know the right guys or have a permit.
Sure, even with a permit to own guns, you can't just shoot someone, but it was about owning, right?
An unregistered gun (Taurus or some old Russian Makarov) + 100 Rounds cost around 500-800 Euro.
When it comes to sandnigger and dindus, it's great to live here in east germany.
We may be a little racist, but usually only against niggers and shitskins. Asians, other caucasians and even indigenious people are mostly fine here.
Btw. Nobody in my hometown cares if a nigger winds up dead... it's the other way round in west germany. The part that was run buy 'merica after ww2 was way worse than the DDR, when it comes to healthcare, child support, science and work.
West Germany got fucked by liberal values and “freedoms“. Thats why shit is goin down in Cologne, Frankfurt, just pick a city.
>>710217964
Gay
>>710217964
No sponge
>>710218545
This makes me lose everytime. Good lord i enjoy this banana. It really is quite amusing.
>>710217964
Why is everyone saying no and stuff to this post ? I don't get it lol
>>710219998
Gay
>>710222306
I can't, because this is a pic for ants
>>710219998
No quads for you faggot.
>>710217964
>>710220480
>implying /b/ isn't literal cancer
Fuck off newfag.
>>710218652
I feel stupid. Took me a minute to realize what happened.
9gag is hilarious. You should go there and learn a thing or two.
>>710226103
>Well, you can get guns really really easy here. You just have to know the right guys or have a permit.
>Sure, even with a permit to own guns, you can't just shoot someone, but it was about owning, right?
>An unregistered gun (Taurus or some old Russian Makarov) + 100 Rounds cost around 500-800 Euro.
i know a guy that lives in germany and he came to america super fascinated with guns and he continuously talks about how he can't get one and the rules are too strict. so that's totally different from what he said.
do you have a girlfriend? doubt it, those german women have really gone nuts from everything i've observed.
>We may be a little racist, but usually only against niggers and shitskins. Asians, other caucasians and even indigenious people are mostly fine here.
Asians are probably going to be the actual death of your country, they've tricked your companies into being sold to china and it sounds like you all keep letting dense pockets of asians, the chinese no less, breed in these spidersack-like nests and they're just waiting to pop open and spread out... cockroaches those mongoloids are...
>The part that was run buy 'merica after ww2 was way worse than the DDR, when it comes to healthcare, child support, science and work.
West Germany got fucked by liberal values and “freedoms“.
your problem is "freedom" of women, and now you've imported the minorities. why? idk, maybe to copy america with having niggers or something. either that or those women you reerees keep electing into positions of power are bringing in what they've been shown on your state run TV.... smart? pfff, you're gonna get your dicks kicked back to the stone age
>>710226452
Immunity dogger needs to be put on a diet.
>>710223031
Idiot. Next time, don't be a fucking newfag.
>>710224060
Reply
>>710219515
You are retarded.
>>710220182
>pokemon creatures
So out of touch.
>>710217964
Fuc
>>710224271
i keks
>>710223679
and even that is sustainable and not really ad hominem considering the quantifiable evidence of his retardation
>>710220418
Back2plebbit
Your point is accurate tho
>>710217964
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>>710218180
Fucking hell
>>710218144
>>710223031
>tfw you can't tell if it's bait or not anymore
>>710226314
what does this even mean? who would be 'afraid' to nail someone on the couch?? reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>710217964
Does anyone even report posts like these?
If yes, why do mods act like faggots and not delete this?
>>710226130
That's so fucked up.
>>710222469
fuck
>>710218875
>>710219998
Look at this nigger, reposting the same shit..
>>710219810
lost
>>710219011
Even better on the second read when you notice
>saucy
>noodle
>glassy
>jarred
>>710220682
Are you fucking retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxMwgWZom8o
>>710227782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3tuIr5wBk
>>710222350
nice
>>710219998
nigr
>>710219486
I'm surprised there wasn't a line regarding replying or mothers dying in a sleep.
Or possibly being immune to such tomfoolery
>>710227567
kek'd
>>710217964
Mooooods
>>710220682
Why u do dis pepe ;'(
>>710227567
These posts are as bad as trap threads.
>>710217964
fdgdfgdfg
>>710218652
>Oh no.
>Oh no.
>Oh no.
>>710219998
M o o o d s
>>710227488
enjoy your ban for spam
>>710217964
hummm
>>710217964
fffffffffffff
>>710228059
kek
>>710219875
try half that
>>710219998
sxczxczx
>>710221922
this is really gay, and no one except a child would laugh at this
>>710224060
feeeeeeeeh
>>710217810
I know this guy, posted on a forum with him, he makes good music and now he dates grimes and is an sjw
>>710218423
Losttttt
>>710227266
Kek
>>710224600
This made me angy. Beauty and the beast is my disney movie. Fuck you.
>>710218875
>>710227567
>>710217810
>i know a guy that lives in germany and he came to america super fascinated with guns and he continuously talks about how he can't get one and the rules are too strict. so that's totally different from what he said.
As I said, it depends on the people you know and if you're a member of said gun clubs or a hunter (Förster)
I know our local drug lords and a few russians, they are the right people to talk to, when in need of something.
>do you have a girlfriend? doubt it, those german women have really gone nuts from everything i've observed.
I'm in a relationship of 6 years now, my gf is “urdeutsch“, her family has german heritage that goes back to the 15th century.
She's somewhat racist too.
>
>Asians are probably going to be the actual death of your country, they've tricked your companies into being sold to china and it sounds like you all keep letting dense pockets of asians, the chinese no less, breed in these spidersack-like nests and they're just waiting to pop open and spread out... cockroaches those mongoloids are...
>actually most of them are renovating german companirs, saving then from going down and creating many jobs for locals. Germany mostly profits from this due to high export and business taxes.
>your problem is "freedom" of women, and now you've imported the minorities. why? idk, maybe to copy america with having niggers or something. either that or those women you reerees keep electing into positions of power are bringing in what they've been shown on your state run TV.... smart? pfff, you're gonna get your dicks kicked back to the stone age
I didnt vote for those shitcunts, mate. We dont import minorities, they wash up on european shores like insects or rotting fish after an oil catastrophe. Sorry but this is muricas fault, because they stirred up the shit pot called “Middle East“. It all started with the arab spring
>>710222110
so did i lol
>>710223378
Its 2016 dude theyre mostly mexican now
>>710220682
FUCK
>>710223031
lost to this
not sure if intentional or not but
>>710224060
Every fuckin time
>>710226722
he's perfect and he's protecting us, be grateful.
>>710225237
At least have some porn on your way out normie
>>710227567
dfsdfdsf
>>710223231
>>710228704
Fuck you
>>710224088
We have the right to speak. it's right there in the Constitution
>>710224433
>because you fucking gumps can't keep your big fat nose out of the middle east
80% of those are welfare refugees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3vL_0XtiVY
>>710224060
hula hoops
>>710220987
I saw this already...on 9gag
>>710228554
next time you reply, reply to my actual post so I see it. I just happened to see this, as I don't read everything linearly.
>As I said, it depends on the people you know and if you're a member of said gun clubs or a hunter (Förster)
I know our local drug lords and a few russians, they are the right people to talk to, when in need of something.
Sounds like you've got some underground crime there. Perhaps they're like a... a gang? That aside, that's still too much work. It's too risky. I can walk into a store here and there's nothing but paper wrapped around live ammo rounds. I've got m' merican pistol sitting loaded right here next to me right now, hollow points and FMJs. High enough caliber to rip out the guts of the stupidest of intruders. Now I know you're jealous but please, I don't care.
> saving then from going down
That shouldn't be green text. But ah, yeah, why would they be going down in the first place? Answer: probably china effectively stealing from you.
>this is muricas fault, because they stirred up the shit pot called “Middle East“. It all started with the arab spring
I wouldn't be so fast to shit on all of the great country of the United States of America, we've had a dumb nigger as a president that has clearly time and time again done things that only harm the USA, and I never even knew about the stuff he was doing in the ME until a few months ago. But the reason we're there is because of aftermath off ww2 that you started (and didn't finish... fuckers...). There has never been an opening to just leave the ME, and to attempt to say "Out Murca OUT!" is as stupid as Nigger Obama pulling out of Iraq like he did. I'm not a political guy and I purposely avoided politics because it made no sense ever. And if you've been seeing what the MSM is doing in the US right now, you can see why. But again, there isn't and has never been a way out of the ME that would have been logical. Also, if you want to blame anyone, blame the globalists.
