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I watch Dance Moms
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I can get drunk and suck my own dick for my dominatrix ex over skype while my wife sleeps in the other room.
The only happiness in my life is watching a set of twin girls do challenge videos every week on Youtube. If they stop doing youtube, I am going to off myself.
cheating on a gf is a turn on for me and it's why I haven't had a stable relationship in 5 years. I desperately want to find a woman who likes being cheated on but they are far and few.
>>710218472
when that happens, please an hero on yt for everyone to see
Im a fat 23 year old ugly female. Ill be killing myself on my 24th birthday. None of my family suspects a thing.
>>710218472
Well shit nigga whats the channel?
>>710218998
I'll dedicated that video to them, and to /b/.
>>710219016
Why dont you be less fat for your 24th birthday instead? Seriously.
>>710219016
Probably cause your ass won't go to them for help.
>>710219094
you are a true hero
>>710219113
Cant fix ugly.
>>710219082
Check out the Merrell Twins. They're the happiest people I know.
>>710219155
Well give it a shot anyway. A hot body can make up for a bad face.
>>710219210
I lost 30 lbs but am stuck now. Too depressed to try harder. RIP
my moms friend tried to car me in the back of my fonger
>>710219286
Start sucking dick for self esteem.
>>710219286
Current weight? If you can go through with killing yourself you can handle eating less.
I cheated on my girlfriend 2 years ago and desperately want that girl back.
>>710219286
I guarantee there's a guy out that that's in your league, having a really hard time finding you. Don't lose faith.
>>710219016
this story sounds familiar
where u at? ugly fat girls are kind of my thing
>>710219356
170 at 5ft2
>>710219155
I've literally had nightmares about being an ugly chick, godspeed you unfortunate soul.
Protip: easiest, most effective way to suicide is shotgun to the head. Pills are probably the worst option. Hanging is okay if you set it up right but sucks a lot if you don't. Plastic bag over head+helium into bag is the most painless way, and 100% effective, but sort of a bitch to set up. Good luck
I havent had sex in four years. Even masturbating has become depressing because I can barely remember what sex feels like and I cant imagine having it again.
I've had a porn addiction since I was 11. I'm 23. Don't even fap to it half the time. I just like looking at it.
>>710219421
Im going slash wrist in warm bathtub.
>>710219016
>>710219155
>>710219286
Please don't give up on yourself. Seek someone out who can help you. A friend you can talk too. You already started your journey to a better body, and you can't give up now. I promise you'll feel so much better if you put in that work and lose that weight. As for being ugly, you're not. There is a person out there for literally everyone. I really believe that. I have the same problem. I thought I was too ugly and didn't understand why anyone would want me. It's an extremely common problem a lot of people have and I promise you that someone out there would be interested in you. Don't give up hope.
I constantly am in a state of wanting to kill myself.
>>710219415
Eat less, move more. Ugly is subjective and its way easier in life for an ugly girl than an ugly guy (trust me). You have make up and all those little tricks girls do.
>>710219532
I ferl that.
>>710219538
You're gonna fuck it up. Here, check this out.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods
>>710219415
that's fat, but not an-hero-grade fat. I've fucked girls bigger than that and the same girls after they lost 100lb.
at 23 you can get a gastric sleeve, lose a tonne of weight, and have way less of a loose skin problem than most people who do it. And that's only if the eating-well-and-exercising-shit doesn't work.
>>710219649
It's true. Can confirm. Gave it a go and now am eternal emo fag with scars.
I am going to kill question guy.
>>710219649
Thank you.
>>710219743
I cant help but think this is QG running a false flag operation
>>710219557
I know i have a boyfriend but admitted to only being attracted to my fat ass.
The only three women I've ever been in relationships with all dumped me by cheating. I haven't dated in five years and I still can't bring myself to get close to women. I don't even feel the slightest bit of interest in dating at all, even if I really like certain women I meet.
>>710219649
Huh. Neat site. I dont see how being hit by a train can take 17 mins to kill you and be so low on the pain scale though.
>>710216762
I'm planning to murder the guy I love on friday.
>>710219926
>Has bf
>Who likes you being fat
>Wants to an hero
Lol wtf?
>>710219979
How?
>>710219926
post nudes, we'll either help bolster your spirits or depress you to the point of just doing it
>>710219969
averages fam. when it works it's instant and pain-free, when it goes wrong it takes a long time for you to die.
>>710219979
Why?
>>710219926
Post ass.
I'm gay...
>>710219969
It looks weird because of how broad "getting hit by a train" is as a catagory.
For example, a dude who tries to puss out at the last moment and just loses a leg is going to take a while to bleed out and probably be in a lot of pain, whereas someone who does it right will become mashed potato instantly.
I imagine any train-induced injury would also probably send you into shock, which would cause the pain to be lower.
>>710220145
Ever acted on it?
I was so desperate to be a date I pretended I liked MLP on OKC to get a brony girl to go on a date with me. She cancelled the day before.
>>710219979
Where?
>>710219979
>>710219743
samefag
>>710220171
People who choose death by train are dicks. Cause delays for everyone and fucks up a drivers life.
>>710220250
I mean, not in person. I've sexted but always pussy out of a confrontation
>>710219608
Glad I'm not the only one. I can't even explain why I enjoy watching it. I've sometimes caught myself subconsciously opening up Google and searching some kinky shit, then be all like "oh shit, I meant to get on Facebook"
>>710220428
What are you afraid of?
Huh, suprisingly no pedo confessions yet.
>>710220332
this
delaying thousands of people by about an hour each and causing permanent trauma to some guy trying to do his job? fucking shit move
>>710220428
Do you think you're full gay?
>>710220098
>>710220713
Eh. You should paint your toenails. Not the worst I've seen by a long shot.
>>710220428
I class myself as straight but once a year or so I get curious and start chatting to guys online and thinking about trying it. Always pussy out though.
>>710220652
I mean, if I found a girl I was attracted to that would be cool, but its never happened yet.
>>710216762
I can hear my younger bro "get off" at night because our beds are against the same wall. I haven't told him because it'd be awkward. Still feels wrong to not do anything though.
I've developed a terrible anxiety disorder thanks to a time when I was driving in the mountains with the explosive shits and came one muscle flex away from shitting my pants. Luckily I coaxed some cops at a nearby sherriff's office to let me use their bathroom (Literally the only building for miles).
I told my family I came inches from a car accident so they wouldn't laugh.
>>71022005
By strangling
>>710220099
I can't tale it anymore, I think my feelings for him wont let me ccarry one with my life. I've become obsessed with him... I know everything about him, I've been his friend for many years but cat habe him. It's like an addiction, do't really know how to explain it. Maybe I envy him because he is literally perfect in every way and I am certainly not.
>>710220267
Not the US lol
>>710220311
"no"
>>710220713
I've fucked worse. Just really fucking try if you want to lose weight though. Go balls to the wall exercise and eating healthy.
>>710220713
oh shit, same tiles as my bathroom
If legit I'd fuck that. Hotter than my last girlfriend, if you've got an okay personality and don't mind a bit of kink an heroing would be a waste
>>710220778
Lol really paint my toenails? Alright.
>>710220876
First reply was for
>>710220050
>>710220556
mostly getting out'd to my religious family.They wouldn't like hate me... but idk they would definitely be openly disappointed tbh
>>710216762
I'm 20 in 5 months. I'm so lonely and desperate for affection that I've been giving someone that has just turned 15 ecstacy and MDMA so that they will kiss me and cuddle me
>>710216762
i fucked an engaged women in my car last year that hmu on tinder.
now i have a girlfriend but sort of want to have another affair of some sort.
too scared to open tinder back up on the off chance someone i know sees me in that 2 week period and tells her.
advice, or be a pussy and keep fucking my gf?
>>710220792
you're probably bisexual anon... but you do you
>>710220926
Is indeed me.
>>710220876
So why not kill yourself? Why kill the man you love?
>>710220944
Post "fat ass"
>>710220876
Holy ahit, just realized how bad my writing was... Sorry, it's already 2am here
>>710220876
Real life Yanderes....
>>710220944
Yeah, it helps. I'm not even a feetfag.
My advice though: if you're gonna try to kill yourself, don't fuck it up. If you think you might fuck it up, don't try. It's all or nothing.
I'm 19 and have been cheating on my gf of 2 years with a 45 year old woman who used to be my boss.
Fucking. Worth it.
>>710221048
now answer the part about kink and personality
>>710221046
Yeah I guess a little. I would never want to go out with a guy but fooling around would probably be fun.
>>710220983
I get you. Disappointment is worse than outright rejection, imo.
Still, you'll probably have to do it eventually. Are you sure you're legit gay? Not bi or confused?
I'm having an affair. I love my husband but I feel like my brain is wired towards polyamory.
>>710221021
Woah that's kinda fucked up buddy. Do they even know what's going on or are you spiking their drink?
>>710221175
I've never been attraced to a woman. I am open to the idea but for now only dudes.
>>710221107
Im easygoing. Enjoy pc games. Kink can be fun.
>>710220713
Tbqh yo have a nice figure, would look great if you lose some more weight.
>>710219823
everything is a false flag until proven otherwise
>>710219743
how? Also who?
>>710221198
same here, from the other side.
Took me a decade to figure it out but I just don't think I'm capable of being with one person.
It'll probably end with my wife eventually. I just hope she doesn't find out before then, and afterwards I can try to only find poly girls.
>>710221201
They know what's going on, the first time she bought herself ecstacy and I did for myself and she kissed me. She said it was fine because her boyfriend didn't care if she kissed other girls. Then after that I've been doing e's and md with her and my friend in the hopes she'll kiss me again
When my old dickhead extremist homophobic boss fired me after I ratted him out for drinking on the job, I posted his phone number on over 15 gay chat sites.
>>710220713
I'd hit it
>>710221254
Well, good luck my man. I have religious parents and I'm a filthy depraved Bisexual. When I brought a dude home they were mildly upset, but got over it quickly. Hope things turn out well.
>>710220713
seriously you're kind of normal. Million miles from landwhale territory. Fun boobs. you could lose a bit for sure but no need for an hero.
>>710221280
sounds acceptable
>figure: on the chunky side but better than expected, would be pretty great with less weight
>tits: not bad at all
>easygoing personality
>some games
>some kink
against:
>depression
>low self esteem
>possible other issues
comes out ahead here. where are you? If local I'll take you jogging in exchange for head
>>710221375
Hot.
Why not just come onto her while she's all high? I bet she'd be into it.
>>710221055
Believe it or not, I can kill someone else, but too pussy too kill myself. I also suspect I'm going to enjoy the moment I see his green eyes for the last time. Who knows? Maybe he'll make me fall into depression yet again and I eventually commit suicide.
>>710221375
>She said it was fine because her boyfriend didn't care if she kissed other girls
So your a girl? Either way you need to be careful because I'm pretty sure giving a minor class A drugs and kissing them is very illegal.
>>710221280
what kinks do you have?
>>710221497
>seriously you're kind of normal
In what fucking universe? Girl is fat. Not saying she should kill herself but lets get real here.
EVERYTHING'S BUGGED AND I'M MESSING WITH THE LISTENERS :D
>>710221375
>>710221021
haven't seen you around for a while slender
>>710221619
Umm i like unwashed balls smooshed onto my face.
>>710221554
I don't want anything sexual but I want to feel attractive if that makes sense. When she was high she kept saying she wished she was single so she could fuck me and that she'd date me if she was single and I told her no she wouldn't because she's too young
>>710220713
this is going in my fap folder, I would appreciate more
I've pretended to be a different person online for about 7 years and now that I've quit I don't know what else I should be so I started drowning those feelings in mouthwash and liquor.
>>710221720
Well. I wasn't expecting that.
So you're into like degredation? Or is it balls in particular?
>>710221650
she's not thin for sure, but on the street with decent clothes she'd look on the bigger side of normal rather than 'fat'. Should probably lose like 20lb for health but she isn't in fat-fetish territory.
>>710221457
imagine telling them "you'll probably never have grandkids by your oldest son. Your family name (already rare) is going to be in more danger."
also im a twink bottom so thats got to suck a little more too
I have genital warts and have had sex with approximately 5 women since finding out. I feel like trash about it every day. I've been to the hospital and have medication for it yet I continue to spread my infection. For no real reason, really. I'm also a closet alcoholic and steal liquor from anyone any chance I get. I'm a depressed sad sack of shit and do nothing but sleep drink and spread my sti. I also eat high octane garbage and steal basically anything any chance I get.
>>710221820
doubt that was the same anon.
>>710221706
she's older
>>710221731
So your playing some kind of weird game with a 15 year old on drugs? What happens next time you kiss and she wants to fuck?
>>710221820
I really like balls? Lol
>>710221731
Ahh. I get you. If you need that kind of attention, and can't get it irl, why not whore yourself out on /b/? Not even memeing, you'll get a lot of attention for practically no work.
Are you single? Why not find a beta guy to string along for attention?
>>710221812
>I've pretended to be a different person online for about 7 years
Tell more.
>>710221870
my memory is shit these days
what would she be now? 22?
>>710221851
Stop being such a dirty whore.
>>710221961
pretty sure she's mid 20s but I dunno
>>710221902
Fuck it, I'd screw you, fat and all. Never met a girl who actually likes balls, sounds interesting.
>>710220713
Do anal, suck dick, and cook well, bam, you win.
My girlfriend is almost exactly your weight and I love her to pieces so you'll be fine, don't be an hero.
>>710221947
Because it's the physical affection that I need. Being held, being kissed, having my hair played with, having my forehead kissed. I was going to stop doing ecstacy but if I can get all that from doing it then I'd gladly do it every day
>>710216762
>my jet fuel can melt steam beams
>>710221902
so what DO you like? What are your kinks?
my parents have a secret vhs sex tape they've forgotten about
>>710222079
Worship balls. Caress. Gently knead. Cradle. Massage. Lick. Cradle both in my mouth. Is ball worship a thing?
>>710222059
maybe, she always seemed pretty young but that may have just been innocence
>>710222221
yes
>>710222079
>>710221947
>>710221553
>>710220904
>>710220926
Witness here how much easier life is for girls.
>>710222131
if you're a girl isn't it generally kind of easy to get those things wiyhout drugs? or do you specifically want it from 15yo girls?
>>710221872
She said she was asexual and so am I. Neither of is get horny off e's like everyone else seems to so i don't have to worry about it turning sexual
>>710219016
no one cares
stop attention whoring on /b/
fuck you
>>710222247
I'm a dude of almost that level of fatness and I'm doing ok
>>710222131
Fuck, you're me. Still, finding a beta could totally work. Just invite him over for cuddles, you probably won't even have to screw him.
>>710222280
>She said she was asexual
>she kept saying she wished she was single so she could fuck me
????
>>710222247
How so?
>>710222247
kek
I'm 30. I've hit the point where I just want a girl who isn't a fucking pain in the ass. 'not a bitch and up for getting fucked occasionally' will fit the bill
>>710222385
go kill yourself/10
>>710222363
you also a woman looking for cuddles or are you a beta dude who likes to take what he can get?
>>710222387
Where on earth would a fat ugly dude have this many girls saying all that shit?
>>710219286
Just don't eat anything, except for veggies and take weight loss pills. You wil become skinny within a few months.
>>710216762
Fuck it, why not.
I've been burned out for the past 2 years, and the past 4 months its been ruining my relationships with friends and family. Pretty much everything.
I'm on the verge of dropping out of school, I've lost all my employees in my startup company that I busted my ass to make. And I've been contempt of just working at my medium wage job all day.
My drive and passion is gone. I feel as if I'm an empty shell of my former self.
I've at least kept away from hardcore drinking and substance abuse. But everyday, the idea of feeling good sounds more and more welcoming.
I went backpacking through Alaska by myself back in September hoping that would help refuel my desire.
>that, and getting over of getting my heart broken
And it allowed me to see what kind of person I can evolve into, and I was at peace with myself... but still couldn't work.
I'm just so lost. And the sad part is that, a part of me just doesn't care.
I've reached out to friends and family for help and support, but it feels as if I'm the only one who can help myself.
>which is true, but how or how did they get over it
Any of you /b/ros gone through this?
>>710221948
I pretended to be a guy that was the exact opposite of me physically on the internet for long enough for it to feel more natural than telling the truth. I've made more friends than I could ever keep in real life and I've even had a few girls fall for me but could never keep because of my lying ass.
>>710222255
It's never been easy for me. I haven't been able to even make friends most my life and I just got out of a relationship and I moss her so I guess I'm just trying to get over her that way. It's not because she's 15, I really wish she was older but she's not and she's literally the only person there right now
There's an 18yo intern at my job and I want to fuck her so bad. I'm 45. I gave her a ride home on Friday and we started making out but we stopped before we took it further. She leaves in 3 weeks so I'm trying to figure out how to make this work.
>>710222457
why
>>710222505
>take weight loss pills
Lol they dont real anon.
>>710222465
Nah, I'm a dude who's really into touch/tactile sensation and I'm dating a chick who is the opposite. We only really cuddle after sex. The relationship is good but I'm fucking starving for physical attention
>>710222387
Don't be fat and ugly then
>>710222493
not on 4chan. But on, I dunno, some moms website? Maybe,
>>710222247
kek, what does this have to do with the thread?
Tell us secrets, don't complain about women having it easier
Thanks guys. Fat ugly chick signing off. Advice was appreciated genuinely.
>>710221565
>Believe it or not, I can kill someone else
I believe it not
Killing someone requires an enormous amount of willpower to overcome your instincts telling you not to kill.
Especially a premeditated murder such as this.
REEEEEEEEEEE THIS ISNT A FEELS THREAD FUCK OFF YOU DEPRESSED LOSERS
>>710222652
tits or gtfo
>>710222509
Sounds like you're depressed for real dude, and not in the Millenial way. You should see a head shrinker.
>>710222652
oh no you fucking dont, I need another nude
>>710222621
I actually hate sex, I'd fuck me ex whenever he'd want just because after was the only time he'd cuddle me
I legitimately haven't fapped. I only really noticed how rare my kind was until I was 14, and promised myself not to jack it until I got laid.
I'm currently 16 at the moment. I still look at porn, I just don't wank.
>>710222687
Newfag
>>710222412
Fuck. I'm 30 as well, almost 31 and It's gotten so hard to find anyone to fuck these days. Everyone my age wants to immediately just settle down and start a family, while I'm over here still just looking to fuck some chicks on the side. Don't know if you're in the same boat, but it's fucking rough man.
i've started sitting down to pee because it makes me feel like a lil fem bitch and i love it.
>>710222536
are you gay/primarily gay? Was your relationship with a girl?
I hear lesbian relationships are famous for lacking intimacy and going from new and exiting to settled and touchless quickly. Has that been your experience too? Or was it a guy?
What do you like to experience in a relationship?
>>710222378
She said she doesn't like being touched sexually but doesn't mind giving other people pleasure
>>710222839
do you have wet dreams all the time? Sounds like it would be gross to never fap.
>>710222788
>hate sex
See, I prefer the cuddling over sex, but the sex is still fine. What makes you hate it?
Girl I lost my virginity to was like this, never understood it. Most girls I've met since are horny bastards.
>>710219185
Aw they're really cute. Subbed.
>>710222596
I take fat burner pills myself(they work but don't expect miracles), to keep an bf percentage around 10-12%(8 pack visibility). I don't really need them, since i have greek God genetics(Long live Amazigh blood) but since the food i enjoy is quite fat, it's a mere compensation.
>>710222839
Gonna get banned
Just do it, doesn't even matter in the scheme of things
>>710219286
I'm not even fat, but I know it can be hard. I've heard hiking + running are good, but who has time?
My wife is a pedo
>be me 46 yrs old
>parents gone at work
>home alone and horny
>murder family and rape dog
>burn house down and smoke crack
>give blowjobs for my friends
>friends beat me up and cum inside of me
never told any one this true story
i love sucking cock
>>710222971
Are you talking about something legit like Clen?
>>710222879
yeah, I get you.
I've started pretty much exclusively hooking up with girls 4-5 years younger than me for that reason. It's not that I don't want a family, I just don't want it for a couple of years - girls my age are a bit further along that path.
>also fucking a couple of girls my age who're married/in long term relationships but that's a different matter
I lied to you earlier and it's been bothering me. I'm usually honest to a fault and I believe in wearing my heart in my sleeve, so I guess blatantly bullshitting you just doesn't sit well with me.
When we were talking about my trip and I said I was getting introspective, I totally lied about thinking about work. That was probably the last thing on my mind, but I lied to avoid an awkward conversation. In truth, I was thinking about you. About you and me and what I was really doing here this week, and the fact that right around either when you put on Pandora or when we started painting all I could think about was how absolutely incredible you are and how badly I wanted to lean across that bed and kiss you... But I wasn't sure where you stood, and I'm still not, so I avoided doing it while I was tripping and I avoided talking about it last night.
>>710223030
underageb&
It's OK, your anonymous. You'll never run for a public office or become famous, so there's nothing to worry about anyway.
Google only wants you to buy things.
>Quite a bit of software is to be developed to match digital identities with the actual voter file with high confidence.
>In the case where we can't identify the specific human, we can still have a partial digital voter id, for a person or "probable-person" with attributes that we can identify and use to target. As they respond we can eventually match to a registered voter in the main file. This digital key is eventually matched to a real person.
>As they respond we can eventually match to a registered voter in the main file
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/37262
>>710223030
how much pedo? Fantasy or real life stuff?
Did you know when you rmarried her?
>>710222986
>>710222934
Yeah course all the time, I mean I've gotten pretty good at the shit and it's a good outlet, but I can only do it around every 3 weeks if I didn't try. I mean I can live without it though.
Also wait I guess I have to be over 18 huh? Eh. I can set up a vpn or whatever. It's my first time actually using the site tonight too and you can obviously tell I guess. kek.
>>710222896
She was a girl. I like being really physically affectionate in relationships and just making them happy. Just getting to see them smile or laugh is a blessing. I love just holding eachother and just talking for hours wanting to find out more about eachother, just watching shitty TV and making jokes about how shit it is. I only got to date her for a week but after that I moved out of the hostel we were both living in and she cut all contact with me immediately and got with a guy before I even found out we broke up. I know it was only for a week but fuck that was the happiest week I've ever fucking had
>Met a cam girl from myfreecams. >Visited her chatroom
>got to know her
>finally met in person
>fucked her, no condom, cream pie
>fell in love
>5 month relationship
>meet her parents and stuff
>she realizes she doesn't love me
>hates me now
True story. Pic related. It's her.
My girlfriend will occasionally let her friends(20's) and sister(18) crash at our apartment after they've been out drinking.
After they've gone to bed for a good couple hours i'll usually sneak into the living room where they're sleeping, grab their phones, and unlock them. Most of them have iphones, so unlocking it is just a matter of taking their finger and placing it on the fingerprint reader ez pz.
The sister does this shit where she constantly deletes everything on her phone so i never find anything worthwhile, except i know she's selling nudes to some dude on her twitter for his credit card info.
One of her friends, however, doesnt even keep her phone password protected. I've gone through it a couple times when she's stayed and have a folder of nudes that I stole.
last weekend, the sister stayed over after a halloween party we all went out to, and i ended up jerking off next to her while she was asleep.
tl;dr
i steal nudes off girls phones when they sleep at my apt.
>>710222781
Ya, you're probably right. I just feel like I should be able to get over my problems and suck it up.
But meh, I don't know. Thanks bud.
>>710223254
she looks nice anon. you should settle down and start a family with her.
>>710223199
Fantasy. She's bi, likes men, but likes little girls. I didn't know it until we were engaged but I still married her.
I posted in the last thread, but I'll repost. I dressed up in drag when my roommate was gone. I used her panties, bra, and cosplay wig. It made me feel pretty
>>710222942
I can't explain it, the thought of ever having to have sex with someone again makes me feel physically sick and scared shitless
>>710223358
I wish. She kinda went crazy. We broke up last month. I wish she would call me or something but she went totally fucking insane.
>>710223421
found the rape victim
>>710223375
how little does she like them? Do you participate in roleplay etc?
Do you have kids and are you concerned about having them?
>>710223421
it sounds a lot like you were raped/assaulted at some point. Were you?
>>710223421
Sorry to hear that. Good luck with your shit. From what you've said I'm assuming you're probably depressed and have a fair amount of self loathing, so I'd imagine that your insecurity around sex probably has something to do with not wanting people to see so much of you. I'd guess you've had some serious trauma, so just being seen naked puts you in too vulnerable of a position, much less actually being penetrated. But I'm just spitballing here, you should consider a therapist.
Hope things work out. Try not to get arrested.
>>710223536
I was with a guy that was abusive. He never physically forced me into doing anything but if I said no he'd hit me or pull the suicide card and make me think he'd kill himself if I didn't do what he said and that it would be my fault for letting it happen
>>710223504
4-10. We roleplay a lot but her main fantasy is me and her having our way with a girl. She reads erotica to get off when we don't roleplay.
We're still thinking about it. She says she wouldn't molest her own kids and I believe her.
>>710216762
All my friends from school (majority women) have been sucking me or getting fucked by me before during and after being in the Corps.
Been married nearly 9 years now, still bang a cute blonde and make this killer milf my side whore. Life's good.
>>710223669
yeah that's pretty fucked up and could definitely cause that reaction.
have you seen somebody about it? this is the kind of thing a professional can seriously help with.
>>710221045
Don't be a faggot and cheat. Cheaters are faggots and nobody likes them.
Don't be a faggot anon xx
>>710223080
Damn sounds like you've got it all figured out. I don't think I could pull anyone in their mid twenties though. I don't think I'm as wild as I was back in my twenties, so im thinking about just finding some meh chick on craigslist or something to fuck. Either way I envy what you've got going on.
>>710223642
You were actually pretty much spot on. I'm actually really low at the moment and I'm trying to get help but everyone I try and talk to about anything, even family tells me it's not fair on them to tell them and that they have their own shit going on.
>>710223683
pretty hot anon. you're a lucky man.
one day I hope to find a bbqmom of my own
>>710221087
You're a piece of shit, die.
>>710223683
do YOU get off to the idea too now? Did she get you into it?
It's good you trust her. Would be bad if you didn't.
Ever enjoy the loli threads here together?
My experience is that pedowomen like younger girls than men tend to, and are often way more intense.
>>710223669
Should have let him do it.
>>710223741
>nobody likes them
A lot of chicks actually sort of dig a guy who fucks around a lot, in my experience. Probably just because a dudes who get a lot of pussy tend to be good at getting pussy, but hey.
>>710223787
it's not too bad. in terms of kink, the girls I'm into tend to like older guys who're in control anyway. Cant go below mid-20's because they're still pretty much idiots at that age.
it's not a long term strategy but it's working for me right now, I'm sure the fucking-other-guys-girls will blow up in my face one day.
>>710223733
When we started dating he was 15 and I was 18. He lied about his age, said he was 17. All his friends and his mum went along with it. I was homeless at the time so I was living with him. When I found out how old he was he said if I left him he'd like himself and get me locked up before he did.
>>710223933
*Kill himself
>>710223741
>>710223741
Living in moms little world must be nice.
Keep a first aid kit around for a little owie
Hahhahahaha
This cancer is going to kill me.
It's winning at every corner.
I may just kill myself the pain is unbearable now.
I can't even sleep unless I'm doped up.
>>710223791
Hard fact of life homie. All of us are fucked up and nearly none of us give a shit about anyone else in any meaningful. If you do end up getting a therapist make sure it's someone you like and can feel comfortable with, don't just go with the cheapest/first/easiest one you find, because it'll be worthless.
I tried to off myself a few years back and went through some mental hospitals. Sucked ass. Try to avoid that. It did help, though, in the long term.
>>710223381
Post pics. She ever suspected?
>>710223807
Youre're*
>>710223933
yeah, that's fucked up. I've got damage from relationships with suicidal people who're less crazy than that, I cant imagine what you went through.
but seriously, the shit you're carrying around from that is pretty much the reason people pay therapists. They cant fix everything but they can help things be a bit less intense and help your life get a bit easier.
My ex bf asked me to have sex with his dog when I was drunk. Not sure if I'd do that again. We are still friends and thankfully he hasn't gone around telling everyone
>>710216762
I secretly want to suck dick for money or drugs whatever comes first. Yes I'm a dude
>>710223798
Thanks fam, god speed
>>710223855
She did get me into it, although she's a lot more into it then I am. She prefers erotica but we still get off to Loli sometimes. I read her stories while she looks at the threads. When she's into it she does a lot of dirty talk. How she wants to eat a little one out before I stick my dick into her, etc
>>710224067
No you wont. All talk.
All hesitation and no action.
When I was 15 I shot another boy in the face for smart assing me while I was handling a fire arm.
I had not met him until that day and everyone present agreed that he should have STFU.
I spent 7 years in a SHU cell at two of California's intake facilities for young adults.
I spent all time reading, listening to Miles Davis ' Kind of Blue' and playing 'Mutant League Football' on my Sega Nomad.
Now I am in my early 40s.
I live alone on disability in seclusion in the Pacific Northwest.
I have a doctors note for pot for anxiety, I bowl 3 nights a week and spend all day getting fucked up, enjoying top shelf munchies I get with my food stamps.
Besides the 33+ ECT's and the medication I take for depression, I realize Im better off for shooting a stranger in the face than most people I know my age that went on to High School, College and Marriage.
All those people seem miserable and bum me out talking about their miserable shit.
Like the sad donkey on my band aids always said " Thanks for noticing me."
( Doing a monster bongrip to a timeless ol' favorite.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqNTltOGh5c
>>710223915
Ah so you're probably getting girls who like being submissive I'm assuming? Nice job. Whats up with fucking the married chicks though, they come to you or what?
>>710223073
Yeah, but only one with natural herbs combined with clen boosters, though. Just don't get take them, if you have a weak heart or take other meds.
>>710223933
you mentioned a shelter just before too. Are you still homeless?
>>710224143
He's not even suicidal. It's a manipulation technique to get people to do whatever he wants
>>710223798
when was she last here?
>>710224147
Kek that's fucking weird. How was the dog sex?
>>710220713
Nah nigga you good
>>710224147
Well how was it? Was the dog better than the bf?
>>710224163
that sounds familiar. I'm sure you're good and only look at loli and never pizza together, right?
has she always had this kink, even as a girl herself?
>>710224192
Godspeed. Did you kill him? What kind of gun?
>>710223255
forgot pic relate.
>>710224227
In another hostel now. Round the corner from the city centre, my own bedroom with a TV a fridge and a sink, communal kitchen and bathrooms. Get my own front door key so I can come and go as I please. Actually quite a sick setup to be honest
>>710224216
I have some clen in my drawer at the moment. Not used it yet because gonna run a bulk steroid cycle first. Dont care about health risks. I plan on looking like Zyzz by the time I'm 30 (March) or die trying.
Once a month I take my 13yo niece to get her birth control shot. Only me, her and my gf know. Her parents are pretty conservative jesusfags so it would probably not work out well if she asked them to take her or if they knew she was on bc. If they did somehow find out she was on bc, she wouldnt tell them I was involved. she says she isnt having sex and I believe her but you never know. better safe than sry i guess.
Most people think I'm worth more than I am. Faking it well.
>>710224311
Nah, we don't want to do anything illegal. We're fine with Loli/roleplay/erotica. She noticed when she was 15 after crushing on her friend's little sister
>>710224373
Post a pic of yourself now, I'll screencap it
If you actually pull it off you'll be a legend
>>710223255
Damn. Lucky bastard.
>>710224245
>>710224307
Honestly I was pretty drunk so my recollection isn't perfect. I remember being humped a little then mostly sitting under him for a little bit. I remember it was messy, lots of male fluid lol
>>710224442
How so?
>>710224196
yeah, I'm into D/s. younger subs with older dom is kind of the norm with a lot of D/s so that works out fine for me.
the married chicks are a mixed bag. one is a girl I used to fuck around with long ago, the others I started talking to casually. All subs, all feel restrained by vanilla partners and need release.
They're only occasional fucks but I maintain contact and get nudes regularly.
>>710224360
nice, you have work? Hope it stays good for you.
>>710224475
Hang on a min. I have been working out but I have no idea how I look because I dont really socialise.
>>710224244
when you were on holiday, you have the pics.
>>710224508
Pics of you? I want to know what type of woman fucks dogs.
>>710224442
make sure not to release your tax returns.
>>710224379
if she has that self-control to avoid pizza then it's a good sign for when you have your own kids. Unless she looks at it secretly I guess...
>>710224619
confirmed.
>>710222530
I've pretended to be over 25 different people online to someone I've known since kindergarten since 2000 and I am 26 years old.
Get on my level.
So what do I do about the 15 year old?
i'm a 29 year old guy, had my ass fucked by 4 complete strangers over the last 2 years, and my girlfriend isnt any the wiser that i enjoy receiving anal
>>710224713
Do you enjoy doing drugs with them?
I'm a straight guy and I love sucking cocks. I just can't stop myself from going onto Craigslist to find random cocks to drain. I know I'm good at it and I love to swallow. I love sucking on balls and having cocks rubbed and slapped against my face. I love sucking on foreskin and licking precum off the tip. Straight af tho.
I cheated on my girlfriend with my best friend's girlfriend, while the best friend was sleeping in the other room.
Also I've recorded audio of their loud lesbian sex and i still fap to it regularly.
I will not be posting these recordings
>>710224713
I'd keep going if it's not doing any harm but if you're worried it's gonna go bad then stop.
>>710224680
but why go through all that trouble? are you obsessed with them?
>>710224644
>pizza
think you replied to wrong post..
>>710224784
why not? It's audio, can't identify them.
>>710224746
I do, I enjoy kissing them and cuddling them and just being around them right now
>>710224468
if she has that self-control to avoid pizza then it's a good sign for when you have your own kids. Unless she looks at it secretly I guess...
>>710224829
yupp
>>710224770
I don't think you're straight
>>710224784
>sure
>>710224882
Then keep doing it, fuck it. As long as you're safe and don't get picked up by the police I don't see any problem.
Don't get too emotionally attached though. She's 15 and a druggie, she's not gonna stick around forever.
>>710224581
>>710224475
Please ignore hair/beard. I've only just got up and I also havent bothered shaving/styling in awhile
i let my work colleague borrow my phone while she saves up to replace her broken one, and she has no idea that i put on an app running silently in the background, grabbing every picture and video on the phone, and uploading it to my ftp server for me to fap over
>>710216762
I have had a sexual affair with both my cousin and my stepsister.
I have been cheating on my wife for the last two years with 4 different women that I worked with at Cedar Point. Two live in Michigan and are bestfriends (one of them is engaged). Two live in Oregon (one of them is married to a Marine and the other just told me she's pregnant with my baby). They all know that I'm married and I have had a threesome with the two in Michigan.
>>710224814
I said to her that id lay off the drugs for a bit because its starting to fuck me up and she cares about me apparently or some shit like that
>>710224926
I doubt she looks at it secretly. She doesn't have any knowledge of the deep web or wherever it is that you get that stuff. Just youtube and facebook for her. I was the one who showed her asstr and loli threads
>>710224488
her sister is hot af too. Had to stop myself from busting on her face.
>>710224987
>She's 15 and a druggie
I've known some girls who started getting high at that age (and younger). Trust me, you dont want then to stay around.
>>710224824
I was when I was 10-16 I guess. Maybe I still am, since I still do it. I'm not sure. I used to be in love with her, confessed my love drunk to her a few times when I was 13-15, and she let me make her cum a few times/fool around but she stopped.
It started because of a crush and I wanted to see if she would like-like me if she didn't know it was me, and it just snowballed from there. I don't know what I would do most nights if I quit. I do that shit and 4chan.
>>710225060
if she's catching feelings and you can't give her what she wants... then be careful and maybe back off a bit.
>>710224987
The first time she did anything but weed was with me. And apart from her first half a pill I've bought all the other pills and md she's done
>>710224949
I'm pretty sure it's only gay if balls touch
>>710223669
Kill himself I mean, not, y'know, other shit. Hopefully he's dead or in prison now. Hope you get better soon.
>>710224517
That's some good shit anon. You hit the jackpot with all the chicks who have shitty sex lives it seems. Good on you. And as long as you aren't close friends with the husband, who cares if he finds out, right? Sounds like a hell of a time.
>>710218674
It's called an open relationship, look in to that.
>>710225003
Godspeed my dude, follow the footsteps of Zyzz and get swole as fuck. I screencap'd for posterity
>>710224319
Thanks...
Nah he almost died because the bullet zipped around his head and ended up close to the top of his spine.
He got out of the hospital and when he made it back to school, everyone threw so much shade at him he left for another.
It was a shitty little Berreta I was planning to blow my own brains out with... he interrupted my nervous breakdown and after that I was all like " Fuck it then..."
His pops was a cop so who knows what he was thinking.
Him and his family wrote a nice note to the parole board on my behalf...they were 'SHOCKED' ( their words) that I was still inside all that time.
Judge had sentenced me to be put in a hospital and while corrections had me I got lost in the bullshit shuffle.
Met all types of interesting people behind bars, lots of doors opened to scenes I'd have never been to.
Aint gonna say I didn't deserve it.
Almost killed another man like it was nothing.
Something wrong with thinking IMPO.
You all have a good Wed. Im going 2 for 5 at McD's and getting stoned all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxcJW6bs5os
>>710225098
Asstr is life. Does she like gentle loving stories or rougher ones.
>>710224770
Yeah sounds pretty straight.
I am addicted to sleeping. This is one of the few times im actually awake.
>>710216762
>at the beach playing basketball with my cousin.
>the sun is just coming up
>I'm looking her up and down, trying to catch the sun's rays passing through her skirtkini.
>My uncle is no where to be scene.
>I playfully lift her skirt and give her a wedgie as she's shooting for the basket.
>I'm all smiles anxiously waiting for her to spin around in shock
>"I got her good", I thought.
>eyes fixated on her cute butthole waiting for her to spin around so I can see that sweet pussy.
>She isn't spinning
>She's shaking now and quietly sobbing
>I push her over, she belly flops on the on the ground.
>I viciously yank up on her bikini bottom so her ass is up.
>pull out my dick, drop to my knees and flip her skirt up.
>play with my cock, pulling on to stretch it 12 inches.
>Can't wait to forcibly insert my now ridiculously skinny 12 inch pincel dick in my 13 year old cousin's bald pussy
>I start peal her bottom of her sweet young ass.
>I see her starfish almost to about to reveal her pussy.
(1/2)
I don't save .png files NO MATTER WHAT
Yeah I know there are ways to convert, but fuck the bullshit.
YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST SAVED .JPG IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>710225140
Tbh if anything that's the other way around. I tried kissing her yesterday and she stopped me bc she wanted to try make things work with her boyfriend because they were arguing about her hanging out with new people (me and my best friend) and doing drugs
>>710224926
Links to the stories? I mostly use asstr nepi and lesbian lolita to get off.
>>710225144
Fair, but she's still 15, dude. Just keep your distance emotionally and enjoy it while it lasts.
>>710225266
>"Hey! What the fuck are you doing to that little girl"
>I'm surrounded by black kids, my cousin runs of crying.
>"she's not my cousin" I exclaim
>"You like sucking dick, peckerwood" One of the boys throws the basket ball at my face
>"I don't want to suck dicks"
>I'm crying now, begging them to not hurt me.
>The boy throws the basket ball at my face again
>They're all laughing, joking about how many dicks I'm going to suck.
>Black kids run up with baseball bats.
>"Please don't do this, she's not my cousin" I'm crying trying to get up so I can run away.
>one of the boys kicks me over, another throws the basket ball at me.
>someone swings their bat, he misses and hits the basketball pole
>My back is against the pole
>"please don't.. Please don't kill me" I plead.
>One of the boy's cocks goes in my mouth. laughing as he pulls my cheeks out so he can fit his balls in my mouth.
>Fucking my throat, bouncing my head off the poll
>Everyone is laughingly taking turns sticking their dicks in my mouth
>"please don't kill me" I keep crying in between dicks and while they rattling around in my throat
>Some of the peeing on me.
>Some of them are peeing in my mouth making me drink it as they laugh and call me racial slurs.
>one of them grabs me by the hair and throws me forward.
>they start ass fucking while dicks and giving hand jobs.
>one of the boys shoves thier baseball bat up my asshole
>my screaming is inturpted by a massive cock being shoved down my throat.
It's sheer chaos in the dream cocks are using me using me for seconds at a time before busting their load and swapping out with a fresh dick.
This went on for what felt like 30minutes.
It must have been 1,000 cocks using me.
They finally finished and I thanked them for not kill me still crying.
(2/2)
>>710225192
Definitely rougher, by like a lot lol
>>710216762
I have seduced my Auntie.
Flirted over snapchat with my cousin (her daughter) and we are meeting up at the weekend.
Likely end up fucking. :P
Fantasy complete!
>>710225181
Thanks brah. Zyzz willing I'll succeed and return a sick cunt.
>>710225144
Congrats, you've ruined her life.
>>710225178
it's honestly easier than it sounds.
women who're craving something else tend to reach out and search for something, you just have to be able to identify that and take advantage of it. If you keep your eyes open you could find one or two before long.
and yeah, husband is unknown or a fuckhead in all cases.
>>710225170
Nah he's had no consequences for it
>>710225135
do you act as a full circle of friends or do you ditch one personality to go to another? Also has she ever been suspicious of all those personalities having stuff in common with you?
ALMOST TO BUMP LIMIT!1!!
HURRY LETS INVADE THIS THREAD!!!
>>710219410
>>710219410
>>710219410
>>710219410
>>710225304
I couldn't have a relationship with someone that young. I know I couldn't and I wouldn't want to. If she was a couple years older then who knows but she's not so there's no point dwelling on it
>>710225299
>asstr nepi
jesus, you go young. I occasionally read a nepi story but they're usually still in diapers.
I just cruise the 'recent' page until I find something interesting and then browse that authors stuff.
>>710225321
Renpet, Lolita Studios, Kelly's diary for variety. You a different anon I assume. What do you like?
>>710225299
Try David Stephens on asstr, google it. Rough, young, women seem to love it. You ever contactfag? I have some other recommendations
>>710225494
Dude we're ages away from 404 chill out
>>710225455
A full circle. She literally has no other friends and never has. Well, one girl tried to be her friend in middle school but I made sure to destroy that. I'm literally all of her friends.
>>710225556
if by ages you mean a couple minutes
>>710225535
You sound like you're trying to convince yourself more than me, but I agree.
Good luck with shit. Try not to neck yourself anytime soon.
>>710225542
Nah this is still anon with the pedo wife. I don't really read erotica, I get off to Loli
>>710225266
>>710225310
Hell of a fantasy you have there faggot
>>710225542
not that anon but whats your kik? just kinda got into this.
I'm into petite/underage (teen) girls but I'd never break the law because I'm too afraid of fucking up my reputation in case I become someone noteworthy.
I'm smart, savvy, and have a 6 figure income at 21 so I think I have a shot.
>>710225542
18654846420
>>710225361
She's only been doing it for like a week tbf. And ironically she's the one that's acting responsible about drugs and not want to do it all the time while all the older people are doing it daily
>>710225688
try questions4chan
>>710225682
Even if all my friends and everyone I knew said it was fine and there was nothing wrong with it I still wouldn't be able to
>>710225704
I don't think I've ever had a friend who wasn't attracted to underage teens, it's cool bro
>>710225688
your name start with E?
>>710225683
fair enough.
>>710225721
whats' this?
>>710225635
Damn that's fucked. How much do you have to tweak the word usage of the different personalities so she doesn't get suspicious and how do you?
>>710225872
It does actually, nice guess. Not sure why that matters though.
>>710225903
Spoofer number that can get texts
When I was 26, I had a very sexual relationship with my 19 year old cousin. In my state it's not illegal since she's my "first cousin once removed" which is different than first cousin. I wouldn't regret the fact that we had sex because that was some amazing pussy however, one day she got into an argument with her father, a crackhead, and decided to tell him that her and I were fucking. Well, her father called my father and the rest of the entire family and told them. I, of course, denied it and since none of them have a good reputation my family believed me. However, her Dad has said on multiple occasions that when he finds me, he's going to kill me and he's recruited another crackhead cousin of mine to help him. These guys are crazy enough that while they wouldn't succeed, they would definitely try.
>>710225635
You are legitimately a psychopath.
>>710225974
second letter M?
>>710225972
I used to be really careful about that in the past but I think it just comes naturally now. I'd say I have to tweak it only a bit, it's more about keeping the different personalities opinions on things straight.
>>710226062
Do you think so? Sometimes I feel like maybe I am but I'm not sure. That's the only crazy thing like that that I've done for a long time, I did kill a cat once when I was bad off and like 13 and taking 5 roxicontin 30s a day and smoking crack and shit, but I felt really bad afterwards, I actually love cats. Cats and lolis are the best.
>>710226073
yeah okay that's kinda creepy. you're either the luckiest guesser or you're hacking me or something.
>>710226344
If you were a psycho you wouldn't feel bad. They're like wizards, they have no sense of right and wrong.
>>710225757
>>710225688
not gonna say hi then? What's yours?
Faceshooter her from earlier.
One night I'll post about what it was like to be behind bars when they reached the Rodney King verdict.
Watching a pod full of inmates, stabbing the guy I was playing spades with just moments ago in the cheek with a golf pencil.
The TAC riot squad and the gauntlet of pigs that beat us down as we were taken back to our cells.
All types in there...from the schizo that killed his buddy with a hatchet from behind while his bike was being fixed to a serial rapist arsonist from Grape Street Crips that was compelled to pull EVERY SINGLE HAIR off of his body, eyelashes, balls, nose everything.
Sometimes ( like lately with this stupid fucking election ) I miss being locked up.
Miss the handball, fighting in the blinds, trading a Morrisey tape with some cholo for WAR.
I think getting locked up certainly made me a more tolerant open minded person.
Its the shit I see and hear outside makes me wonder which half is better off.
These younger fuckers that have been raised on the internet and carrying cell phones everywhere though?
Fucking useless inside and out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coHUt4si8Oo
>>710226344
There's definitely something wrong with you. I dont mean in a 'lol autisim' 4chan way but in a 'legit mentally broken' way.
>>710226416
Go to bed Emanuel
>>710226416
kek
there's a very short list of people who'd be on this thread and know your name, you can figure it out
kik me before you kik him, trust me.
>>710226480
okay never mind thats not me. had me going though.
>>710226450
I enjoy your posts you fucking degenerate. Feel free to make more of them
>>710226543
Fuck off Emily.
>>710220713
Not bad at all. My last gf was way bigger. Id fuck you for sure. Plus your body type makes sex alot of fun if done right and you are willing to get kinky
>>710226543
Nah, I'm not the guy who was guessing letters. That guy might actually know you
>>710226432
That's sociopaths though.
>>710226457
I know I have anxiety and depression and delusional thinking/paranoia when it gets really bad, used to be on meds age 16-18 when I got sent to state custody, but I've been off of them since 2008. So I guess you're right, just seems normal to me though. But I'm also an alcoholic, so who knows.
>>710226571
nope still wrong.
>>710220713
Looks like my wife. If you weren't so whiney and I met you first you could be married already, with a house and a dog and a nice ring. Does that put things into perspective? Just quit whining and taking yourself so seriously. No one likes a downer. That's probably more off putting than your weight.
>>710219557
shut the fuck up fgt
