Hey I'm showing my girlfriend /b/ for the first time. Show her what it's about.
Tits or gtfo
>>710215934
>>710216137
I don't even care about her tits, I've seen plenty. Show she is a real femanon with timestamp.
show her this game instead
it's much better than /b/
>>710215934
mostly pictures of animals. itt: corgis
>>710216693
>>710216735
>>710216735
>>710216775
>>710216820
>>710216868
keep in mind im specifically not bumping this thread because i hate you.
>>710216949
>>710217005
>>710217042
>>710216137
>>710216366
Here you guys go, now show us what you got
>>710217102
LOAF!
>>710217166
weve been showing you what /b/ is about, though. saging faggots like you and derailing your fucking threads. i hate you.
>>710217166
"SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT"
>>710216366
It's not about if you care about her tits.
It's about showing femanon camwhores that if they want free attention, they're not getting it. They need to work for it.
not likey
>>710217325
Anyone got some loli?
>>710217593
you dont like corgi feets? what are you, a fag?
I am anon. Hi. I browse b at night. I often go on the fap rolling posts to see if i masterbate that night. I perfer small breast. I think loli and shota is wrong because anime girls are people too (pfft). I beleive that death is the best escape from all of your problems and people should embrace it without taking it into their own hands. Hi im anon.
>>710217765
OP here, this is the girlfriend you guys are all faggots I just heard from my bf the random board can have a range of things on here from disgusting to awesome but all I'm getting from this thread is that you guys are a whole bunch of faggots who live behind an anonymous name online and just talk shit for no reason.
>>710217645
Do... do you enjoy loli?
>>710217968
seems................. naughty.
>>710218020
>>710218090
Finally something funny, you sir are not a faggot
>>710215934
>>>/b/catalog
>>710218020
just got a picture of OP's gf, thought i would share.
>>710218020
You got it right! congratulations.
>>710215934
>>710218040
Who doesn't?
>>710218020
I don't even care who you are to be honest. It's a bunch of 13-20 somethings arguing about feminine penis's, and how they're not gay. I just saved you a shit load of disappointment and time.
>>710217869
I like this! Thanks for sharing, I'm open minded and that's why I'm viewing this site with my boyfriend together.
>>710217765
faggot
Heres some animal abuse for you sick fucks
>>710218393
>>710218433
disgusting.
>>710218020
Excuse me, i use the name anonymous because if i didnt it would endanger my already fragile sense of identity. Im a sensitive guy and i dont talk shit for no reason.
P.s. everyone knows there are no girls on the internet so stop bullshiting and lose the fake tits. You arent impressing anyone. And you should be ashamed flaunting your body you shameless ladyboy.
>>710218328
Lol that's what I'm getting from this in the past 15 mins.
>>710218489
>>710218328
Fuck off
>>710218435
>>710218328
whoa whoa whoa. whats wrong with a sexy, feminine penis?
>>710218515
>>710218609
Another sting fan here I see
>>710218297
I got you fam
>>710218716
>>710218297
>>710218495
LMAO! I'm having fun with my boyfriend! I'm confident enough to post that picture because me and my boyfriend know we are only posting that picture for the pure joy of watching the reaction of people like you! You say you don't talk shit for no reason but your so ignorant, please read you own words
>>710218526
pls dont shit on bebe
buy her this
>>710218297
I hope you know, im crying as i do this. Maybe you will devolope a fetish and get down or up to a median age
>>710218728
fantastic
>>710218787
>>710218297
Im doing this to save you anon. Change your tastes or your penis will be cast into the firey lake and you will feel no sexual gratification for it will no longer be yours, but beelzubub. And he will fick demon boys and hell goes making you gay by association. And i dont want that for you anon. Theres got to be a better way...
>>710218827
My nigga, i was reading my words. I wasnt doing it for no reason... i did it because it was fun :(. Look at you you are so cruel making me refect on my actions. If you werent an AI personality that was randomly generated for this even i would think you were trying to come onto me. I dont think your boyfriend would appreciate it... ladyboy
THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING
I also want a better picture. I dont care much about your tits, but id like to get a better view of your chin. And possibly your kankles.
>>710219143
This.
>>710218020
Think of /b/ as like, how would you normie scum put it?
ah, you know that shitty movie The Purge all you dumb teenage normie faggots love? Imagine /b/ is like that.
You get to commit sins and nobody can stop you.
Join us, show us your cow tongue looking pussy and play with it for me you dirty little fuck hole ;^)
>>710217166
need more pics of chin for science
>>710219376
You're killing me! You actually are pretty entertaining and funny. You amuse me, faggot. Do I really need to prove I'm an actual girl? Even though I'm sure your not to familiar of the female anatomy. But high five you're fun
>>710219582
This is what it's all about.
>>710219582
>>710219765
Damn straight.
>>710219972
Underage alert
you'll get no sympathy from me
>>710219858
I really, really, really like this time of day
>>710219972
who invited this kid? Isn't it past your bedtime?
>>710219463
Can't forget >greentext
>>710219619
>>710219719
Here's my kankle and chin you faggots
>>710220260
This is how we greet a new femanon. Tits or gtfo. No Cover also sharpie on pooper
>>710219972
go the fuck back to Facebook with your terrible memes
>>710220260
Why aren't you guys just fucking thats way more fun than /b/
Orgasms
>>710215934
Fuck off faggot
>>710220351
Just fucked earlier I was his naughty school girl because we didn't get to celebrate this Halloween ;) we all need a brake plus I think this site is pretty awesome so far some weird shit but interesting
>>710219722
Im a pure and innocent black man (pfft) ive researched what a pu. Pu. Um... lady bits looked like. I even got a chance to suck my friends nips when she was on her period. (But yo, real talk some of her nipple skin came off in my mouth... that shits not normal right... id hate for that to be normal) and ive even went streaking with my googly eyed gf before.
But nah ladyboy. You dont gotta prove shit. As long as you occasionally listen to the weeknd you can be a "girl" all you want.
But im gonna request pictures of the back of your knees just to make sure.
>>710220405
do you reckon you can sit this nigger on his head and he would have fine balance?
>>710220233
I wish I hadn't read that.
>>710220039
>>710220149
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
And guess what faggot,
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
Some local flavor
>>710220493
>not fucking at least 7 times a day
>>710220632
> i wish hadn't read that
Newfag detected
>>710220650
I'll come through your back door
>>710215934
>>710220751
Dude, I've taken bites of a sandwich while looking at pictures of chinks eating babies on here.
That's not as disturbing to me as that story.
>>710220650
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
>>710220493
Pleased to meet you femanon, I am anon. Can we shake hands with our chests? Or possibly our genitals? Either one would be great :D
Happy holloween b
>>710220913
Hey anon, dont be a home wrecker. She has a gf. And they fuck. You can tell by her kankles. Have some decency
OP can you gimme a pic of gf holding a sign saying "fuck you Daylon S"
>>710221100
Fuck you and your dubs. I want tits. >:(
>>710221202
>taking a funny gif adding, unclever, unoriginal text and turning it into a shit meme like every other meme from here that leaves /b/
great job.
>>710220553
>>710221368
Dude nice
>>710221368
Nice cunt
>>710221368
Damn that is a well maintained hiney.
>>710221368
i would fuck you
>>710221103
ill give you a pic of louis armstrong if you deliver OP
damn she thick
>>710221345
>>710221391
yes
>>710221368
*clears throat*
The world is a wonderful place. I can tell this without seeing her face. It was such a wonderful sight my heart skipped a beat and i feared i would take flight. What a wonder what magesty like the brave little kitten stuck in a tree. Youve cast a spell on me.
Now that thats over, i do say you have fine knees ladyboy. And your toes arent weird in the slightest. But what gave it away was your unpainted nails. Everyone knows that girls all come standard with painted nails. You almost impressed me.
>>710221368
Could you care to spread that nice asshole of yours a bit more?
>>710221368
Also, technically the carpets dont match the drapes. You gotta go britney for a matching set.
>>710220654
What a fucking dickhead
>>710222010
Dont ask for that, poop come out of there. Bad anon
>>710221103
>>710222181
thanks OP
>>710221368
Gonna need that cunt spread.
>>710221936
I'm a nurse and I'm not allowed to have painted nails in the hospital. Sorry I'm not an unemployed basic girl you are use to seeing. I like to be productive and give back but at the same time have a little fun.
>>710221936
A pair of tits? A boisterous buttox? I'm squirming, throwing a fit, damn she thick! I can feel it burning, a sperming, my cocks runneth over. But in the aftershock of my dick trashing cock whallop, I wince on shame. The hands of a man? Oh my.
>>710222181
show us the booty!!
>>710222390
How am i even suposed to feel about this, my heart is saying yes but my body is saying bruh... that shits not right
>>710222522
wish i had more than just 4
>>710222450
found her dad but wish i hadn't
>>710222713
yarr!
How do you guys see a whale? She looks good b is a lucky guy
>>710222438
I was gonna go the nurse route but i fucking hated anatomy. Memorization was fucking sucks. And there are more ways to give back than just nursing :) you can be a massage theripist who specializes in spitting on clients, you can be a stripper who specializes in spitting on people who you give lap dances to, or you can be a human trafficker who specializes in spitting on your... are they called livestock? The world is full of bright opportunities.
Im requesting a picture of you hip. Perferably from the right side taken from a high angle. It would enhance the picture if it was elevated. Maybe standing on a chair or a table... or you ladyboy bf.
>>710222916
How a beta males brain works during an argument is what that should say.
>>710222449
My hand stained with the shame of my seed. A monsterous act how could i do such a deed. The loneliness welled up so i filled my cup. Im drunk and slurring, my vision is blurring. I go out for the night
>>710218433
I really really like this gif
and i'm out
shit thread OP
>>710220493
>brake
classy
>>710223437
>>710223727
>>710223423
>>710223349
A searing sensation filled my mind. I awake weary to a midnight dreary, a thread left undone. The boobs and butts that once tickled my nuts, leave me now behind. What mistake did I partake in to forsake the goddess that blessed my sorry soul. Come back, so I may too once more.
leddit
>>710223924
Daaaaamn she thick
>>710224112
lol what are the restraints for?
>>710223858
Sally sucked sams soul straight outta sams sack
>>710224144
checked.
I think it's been shopped, so they were needed for the orig.
>>710223924
>>710224112
we need more of this
>>710220047
That picture is my dream
>>710224201
Teeny Tina toothed Timmy's tiny tuba. Timmy thrashed and tooted.
>>710224254
There's a longer clip of the first, legit amputee on one of the tubes. The other was just randomly posted a while ago, so no more.
>>710224254
oops, spoke too soon i found one more
>>710224211
checked
Okay. But we can believe in life after love.
i think /b/ is pretty cool when I'm feeling ESPECIALLY suicidal.
>>710224472
>>710224597
TEAR MY HEART INTO PIZZA THIS IS MY LAST DESSERT
>>710224702
might be shopped
>>710224404
His cock in his hand
His cum in her cavity
His life is now over
>>710224711
>>710224931
>>710224711
YO SOMETIMES IM SAD AND THATS CHILL YOU MONGOLOID FUCK
also checked
>>710224702
Technology is amazing, i didnt know sex toys progressed this far
Take the top off and show us your tits and stfu. Actually why the hell are you not in the fucking kitchen making op and myself a fucking sandwich. OP you need to whip this bitch into shape.
>>710224970
No anon. Its not chill to be sad.
Its not your fault
Its not your fault
Its not your fault
Its not your fault
Its not your fault
*hug*
>>710224937
Hand his cock over
Cram it in her cavity
Cum and take his life
>>710225065
Cis gendered male scum. I bet your are voting for trump you capitolist pig. If i could id sue you then id rape you with the condoms that i buy with your money. (Not advocating rape, its a necessary evil). Then ill get a bunch of people to victim shame you until you accelt your role as a sissy and start a sandwhich shop. Then ill burn it down because transgender people make me feel uncomfortable
>>710225083
YOU ARE ALL THE THINGS WRONG WITH YOU!
>>710225065
>Le edgy 4chinner
>>710225083
>>710225309
Yeah I went from funny suicidal to thinking about it suicidal because of that shit
Is this really /b/?
What happened to NYPA? Hot damn, you're all faggots.
Also fuck you >>710215934 OP ,this place used to be cool. Now it's just gay. Just like you.
Also, kill urselves.
>>710225417
>>710225392
Remember how it felt to fail the ones you love? Remember how much worse it felt when you could no longer love? Did you feel the numbness come? Is the hollow shell of your existance a life? Pour the world into you, you will always be empty.
>>710225613
I cant be empty because i just ate that pack of saltines
>>710225693
Living the royal life! Yes yes yes! My mouth is dry with the salts of success!
>>710225417
This is how /b/ has been for years now. Not sure why I even come here anymore when the majority of it is just porn and personal blogs these days.
>>710225860
tell me about the good ol days again, pappy. tell me the story about the triforces
>>710225860
I suppose we greet all the newbies now like those old people at walmart greet people walking in.
>>710225309
But you need those flaws anon. If you didnt have flaws you would be just like hillary. If everyone was like hillary then noone would know what was happening in the world. Embrace your flaws theyre what make you you
*warm smile*
>>710226104
All hail perfect 10/10 Queen Hillary. Suckle at her dry teet
*half chub*
>>710225249
She walks in: STOMP
Shes pissed as fuck: SLAMS DOOR
She has a point: PASSIONANT RUMP
clothes all over the floor: PLOX MORE
>>710226225
Look who didnt earn a free trip to guantanamo bay.
*approving political nod*
>>710226295
He sits in the dark: FAP
He's wrestling a worm: FAP
He's going too fast: FAP
He bends it back: SNAP
>>710225723
Fuck you and your 9fag watermark
>>710216474
Looks good
>>710226549
>F irst he was her boyfriend
>U ntil she introduced another
>C ucked while roped to the bed
>K illed himself
>>710222438
i like to be productive = i'm afraid of death please entertain me
>>710220405
Aw shit it's my nigga Etika
