now I'm the queen
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
now I'm the queen
>>710214680
Fuck off we're not seeing butts tonight
It is infinitely better to be king.
do you want to be king nibi?
Yes
>>710214680
bumpp
now you have to consummate the marriage
I just want to hang out with a bunch of pretty femboy anthros who tease and seduce me until I'm so horny I'll do whatever they want, and what they want is to fuck me so hard I get addicted to their cocks.
I didn't use to be this way.
This shit is gay
Drank a bunch
I feel gross but alright.
how was your day?
>>710215844
Me 2
Still live on the east side?
>>710215953
Nah, we moved to Madison adjacent.
How's things?
>>710213090
Hello
I need money to get an intact and well preserved human skull.
Is it gay that i fap to g/fur and traps and really want to suck a cock but whenever i cum i lose all urge and want to but my mind always goes back to the thought at random times throughout the day? Because i really dont know.
>>710216436
how you doing?
>>710216459
what're you gonna do with it?
Preferably one that isn't from a Chinese.
>>710216513
Okay.
Just wanting on my trip
>>710216433
Im alright, drinking some New Glarus Staghorn
>>710216513
Memento mori.
>>710216596
is that the one down to leagefags?
>>710216637
meaning?
>>710216631
I'm about to go smoke some shit with a name I forgot and take bad pictures of things. Should be fun.
>>710216792
It's Latin for "Remember that you have to die." Basically a visual reminder of the transience of life and the permanence of death.
>>710216828
Smokes is not really my preference, but I suppose it is a good night for you.
>>710216971
is it going to be used as reference, or in the art (sculpture?) itself
>>710216792
yep
>>710217128
It's going to be a still life object.
>9 posters 40 posts
>>710217475
me 2
>>710217186
you two have fun
>>710217277
are skulls really difficult to get a hold of?
>>710217613
They're expensive and very few places sell them. There are a couple of websites I found that sell them, but the price is high. I'm talking a couple grand for a decent skull.
>>710217613
gonna breed his boy butt
>>710217475
this whole thread is degenerate but not as degenerate as saving the same shitty gif twice
Kinda wanna breed boibutt
>>710217745
wow that's expensive.
>>710217756
so lewd
how often do you guys get to meet up?
>>710217954
as much as we can but thats every few months
>>710218166
woof
>>710218099
heading down in the next couple days?
>>710218375
A week for his birthday
>>710217954
Yes, it is quite expensive. I remember long ago there was an antique shop I visited with my family somewhere in California. They told us it was exhumed from a Mexican cemetery because they only rent the graves for a certain amount of time.
>>710217065
A good night for all, hopefully. (naively)
>>710218375
wemm
>>710218480
that sounds like a super fun week
>>710218643
how you doing?
>>710218488
That is to say, an intact human skeleton they were selling.
>>710218849
im alright.
sup pup?
>>710218488
are you looking for a specifc kind of skull
>>710218849
Yeah, should be. I also plan on doing some business there as well.
>>710218941
I'm good. pretty tired
>>710219051
cool, systems or just games?
>>710218942
It can't be dissected, it has to have all it's teeth, and preferably doesn't have the jaw bone.
>>710219108
Games and then systems if any interest me.
I wish I could still ink, this picture is a fucking mess.
>>710219108
why tire? go to bed if so tired hon
>>710219334
What is preventing you from inking?
>>710219459
I just don't have consistent lineweight anymore.
I used to be pretty decent at it.
>>710219296
are you able to get them from outside the us?
>>710219306
buying, selling or both?
>>710219361
I'm just kinda sleepy, and I don't really want to go to sleep
>>710219663
why not?
>>710219548
Why not buy a tech pen? I got an entire set of Koh-I-Noor Rapidographs for under 100 dollars.
>>710219663
Well, international shipping may be a problem. I'm entirely unsure of the laws regarding the shipment of human remains through customs. I may possibly be able to though. Depending on the price.
>>710219737
I'm watching a show
>>710219848
oh yeah, I think there's some pretty harsh rules around shipping remains
>>710219848
Digital, I just need to man up and reacquaint myself with the mechanics of using the tablet again.
>>710219663
Buy
>>710219361
Kitty, there's rumblings about a new Star Control game.
>>710219937
Yeah, plus shipping rates as well. I'm sure you CAN ship remains, it's just that the rates and permits and stuff are crazy expensive. That's not to say I can't travel to another country, buy one at a brick and mortar, then just take it back with me.
>>710219983
I'm sure you can set the sensitivity on those things.
>>710220117
what that
>>710220282
Star Control 2 was one of the best adventure games of the 90's. Go play it now.
>>710220117
whatcha up to snarf?
>>710220282
snuggle me before I go to sleep
>>710220382
my pc cant into games
>>710220434
i will do whatever it takes!
>>710220486
how's your back doing?
Sup homos!
You do you exercises today??
i consumed calories far in excess and moved as little as possible
>>710220434
My coworker couldn't figure out if she had accidentally triggered the store's alarm while closing up or not.
>>710220486
Its a DOS game from the 90's.
>>710220786
hey tiger
not today, but I am tomorrow.
>>710220645
its not itchy right meow.
>>710220786
i ate fudge
>>710220831
Hello Dom. you been quiet lately.
>>710220900
You bet your ass you will tomorrow :)
>>710220920
ass fudge is not what you should be eating katten :P
>>710220896
is this the same one that was confused by the coins?
>>710220920
I can rub it while we cuddle :3
>>710220970
I also picked up some protein powder
>>710221017
oh good. what brand and flavor?
>>710220896
what kind of game
>>710220970
i am just a lard now
>>710221017
we can rub all over while cuddle
>>710221138
blue star, it tastes like cookies and cream
Apparently, if you owned Skyrim on Steam, you got the enhanced version for free.
>>710221017
Yes.
Does anyone else listen to both of these at the same time and imagine two women eating spaghetti?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltYfFO5FhA0&index=6&list=PLZYVq5u0Eud1aX9Vzk6TYy7TiX8EkG0WE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNa7Ct-9EM
>>710221409
What the fuck even is that?
>>710220970
yea
>>710221258
>>710221355
she seems easily confused
are we talking silent alarm, or alarms blaring kind
>>710221409
Every day.
>>710221258
Noooooo not be a lardbutt! stop eating and go for a walk please!
>>710221270
Ive not tried that brand. i hope it tastes good.
I got on Total Protien french vanilla flavour. It's a very nice treat :)
>>710221556
Any reason why?
>>710221529
Spaghetti is a kind of pasta in tomato sauce.
>>710221712
Spaghetti is just a kind of pasta. I'm talking about those videos.
>>710221634
it actually surprised me how close to cookies it tasted
so whatcha up to?
I need sleep. Goodnight.
>>710221258
Space opera, kill the aliens and save the universe kind of game.
>>710221589
No idea, never been dumb enough to accidentally set it off.
>>710221634
not much reason to post
>>710221830
nite nite snarf
>>710221818
It's weird sexual ASMR for straight people I guess.
>>710221355
i am jealous
>>710221409
that asmr stuff annoys the fuck out of me
>>710221589
://///3
>>710221634
i walk from the fridge to my bed
>>710221830
spicy.
ninininin
>>710221826
Leg day!! time for romanian deadlifts!
how's the school classes?
>>710221859
pfft you canat least update us with your happenings and such.
>>710221830
Night man.
>>710222040
not really a great reason to do that
>>710222040
pretty good. I have to go get my laptop repaired soon though
>>710222012
>>710222005
What the hell is ASMR? What's the point?
You all have mental illness for liking this fucked up shit, seek help.
>>710222012
I don't know, I kind of like this one even if he does start speaking nonsense just to speak sometimes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee1_N_H2sAE
>>710222012
If i spank you, will you jiggle for 3 minutes?
>>710222123
...
>>710222172
huh? what happen to it?
>>710222172
cuddle me liek this
>>710222268
it irks me so bad.
>>710222396
6 minutes plus an aftershock
>>710222396
I bumped it a week ago, and disconnected the screen from the motherboard. I just don't have the small screwdrivers needed to open the whole thing up
>>710222397
I'll cuddle you like this :3
>>710222474
damn! so it'll be like the pacific tsumani all over again!
>>710222562
goto engineering department and ask around for small screw drivers. someone will help you out.
>>710222180
Don't you think the internet would be better to explain? Certain sounds, which can vary from person to person, can trigger a euphoric response basically.
>>710222562
and this
>>710222658
people will die
>>710222397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qG4mS3G0K0
>>710222662
Euphoric?
>>710222824
Well that's the risk, but i think you'll be most of risk. why you eating fudge anyways?
>>710222658
I'll do that first.
I'm thinking about just getting a tiny netbook to carry between classes so I don't have to deal with it
>>710222824
and this
>>710222844
i want to punch her face repeatedly untill her chin bone splits in two and i will pull her chin apart and off and watch her gurgle blood with her tongue wagging around and then die painfully and horribly and i will spit on her fucking stupid ass face and shove the chin that i tore off and shove it into her stupid vagina god fucking damn her.
>>710223001
chromebooks are dirt cheap and run forever on battery.
>>710223184
Good thing she has tide~
>>710222961
it was there thats why
>>710223001
oooo yeah
>>710223267
>>710223185
yeah that's one type I was considering
I only really need it so I can run word, powerpoint and open pdf's
>>710223340
and like this
>>710223448
&this
>>710223541
that look's like a fun game to play~
>>710223649
oh its the best
>>710223689
we can cuddle in the shower too~
>>710223448
chome books will open all them files but will use their own file format for google services. you can just re-open or re-save them as .docs or whatever so it's no big issue.
i'm not 100% sure with power point though.
try it out on your google phone or somthing.
>>710223541
That's a pretty reasonable reason why you ate it. what else will you eat?
>>710223792
but the walls are cold even if the water if hot!
>>710223841
miso soup, bread and hummus for breakfast. apple sauce for lunch and ramen for dinner
>>710223946
cum cunt for dessert.
>>710223841
it's opened them all up so far
>>710223946
then I'll put my back on the walls so you don't get cold during the cuddling
>>710224048
i has a few chips and hummus for dessert
>>710224078
what a gentleman~
>>710223946
How is a sauce a good meal for lunch katten? Explain that to me.
>>710224078
Well that's good then. go for the one that's cheapest and/or longest battery life.
or 2nd hand if you just going to chuck it out in 1-2 years.
>>710224171
you gotta be while cuddling
and then I'll cuddle you like this
>>710224289
I'm gonna go with the cheapest one
chromebooks have to be online at all times to work properly right?
>>710224289
i dunno. i dont get hungry for lunch. a snack does me fine
>>710224344
ooooooooo
>>710224525
yeah, I'll be cuddling you with my mouth
>>710224344
umm i think they do. they may be able to work offline for some things but don't quote me on that.
>>710224525
trade that apple sauce for a protien shake and a walk around for 20 mins :)
>>710224635
we can cuddle wieners too
>>710224669
sometimes i get a small protein bar, and i walk for 8 hours at work.
>>710224669
it looks like the document editing works offline. so just what I need
>>710224767
we will make them hug :3
>>710224903
hng
Yay I cant get to uni, Snowing and I dont have winter wheels on my car yet!
>>710225174
wew
>>710225174
guess you need a spanking.
>>710225031
our cuddles will be so much fun
>>710225276
I guess I do.
And im to much of a pussy to change them myself, so im stuck in the middle of nowhere for a while now.
>>710225301
the best everrrrrrrrrr
i think i should go to bed. i may actually have some motivation to go ride tomorrow morning. beeyebybyebyeb
>>710225248
<3 see ya~
>>710225447
nite nite kitty~
cuddlefuck ya later~
>>710225557
wewwwwww~
>>710225631
<3
>>710225447
Good nighty WEM!
bump for new thread
>>710225847
how's the workout going tiger?
>>710226926
There is another one that is kinda sinking.
>>710223800
