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Poorly described video games
>article of clothing
>whole game is an lsd trip
>balls
>Alzheimer's grandpa
>bad parenting
>wade through annoying baddies
>get swoll
>get gud
>get gudder
>be the guddest
>go to bed
>war
>get ass rekt
>take nap
>wake up cuz niggas fuckin with your waifu
>still swole as fuck
>get the old gang back together
>shoot everything that isn't you
>keep shooting til ded
>no disappointment for rogue-like lovers
>purpose of MC being here is always the same
Probably an easy one, but whatever.
>>710209942
tetris
>>710210030
>tetris
>having a protagonist
>>710209528
MGSV?
>>710210448
naw
>>710209315
Tony hawks pro skater
>stop chasing me sabertooth you murdered my entire clan
>produce combos
>fuck hot bitches
>don't actually get to see bitches fucked
>dat boi
>go fast
>do flips for points
>>710208703
>>710208703
Journey
>>710209528
Wolfenstein?
>>710210720
Correct! Such an underrated game imo
>>710210492
Dag yo. Here's one:
>Be airplane pilot
>Lead plane goes down
>Become lead plane
>Blow up submarines
>#3 dies
>You "die"
>Innacave
>Satellite gun
>is that a fucking lizard
>did that guy just turn into a rat
>please stop killing me
>>710210773
winner winner chicken dinner
>>710209315
Nemo's Dreamland
>>710210670
God of War, one of them anyways
>>710210670
Tony hawks wasteland
>be special forces
>kill other special forces
>because logic
>runaway bomb
>heavy machinery
>Smash all the things
>>710210698
Tony hawks underground
>>710210698
Frogger
>politely remind your dead gf's mom that you were not an active participant in an important transaction
>>710210915
Super Mario Bros
>>710210900
>>710210913
Not even close
>>710209528
Fallout 4
>>710210698
Starfox
>be children
>extreme sliding
>cold outside
>wake up
>whowhatwhere am i
>have flashbacks
>syberia
>muh friends
>muh powers
>oh shit
>travel through time
>save New York
>eat pizza
>>710210829
?
>>710211208
STALKER?
>>710211217
Turtles through Time or whatever
>>710211217
turtles in time, jesus this is supposed to be difficult
>>710211217
Tony hawk 4
>>710211217
Skyrim
>>710210960
>>710210992
>>710211184
Nope!
Hint:
Game is void of living creatures
>>710211280
Way better game than what I was describing, but good guess
It's on the piss4
>>710211283
>STALKER?
nope sorry
>>710210664
primal cry far
>wizard + spiderman
>2steampunk4u
>short n sweet
>Continuous loop
>"IDK what to do next"
>same shit
>a few jumpscares
>dead fetus
>>710211329
Uniracers
>originally a shitty phone game
>somehow became a third person shooter
>$80 sequel
>HowCouldThisHappen.jpeg
>cartoony as fuck
>be link
>obtain ocarina of time
>friends w/ fairy
>kill enemies
>save princess zelda
>be robot
>bunny things
>you get to fuck the purple one
>magic doctor
>dance man that has a lot of magic
>floating island
>>710211479
Silent Hills PT
>>710211483
BINGO!
>>710211545
Fuckin bingo
>>710211500
Planps vs zomgies
>>710211479
P.T.
>>710211549
I guessed frogger at first because of dat boi but then you said no living creatures and dat boi rides a unicycle
>>710211513
megaman X
>>710211513
sanic boom
>>710211513
Star fox 64
>>710211513
resident evil
>It's cold damn it
>I'm nice and dry, but it's a little hard to move
>Redhead
>Weaboo
>Kill your brother
>ooh ooh ohhh ah ah ah
>Snowman
>Healthbars
>Claymation
>Violence
>>710211513
Spyro the Bandicoot: Enter the Metal Gear 64
>99% of women dead
>post apocalyptic
>"nuke deployed"
>>710210670
No one? It was Huniepop
>plane
>crashes
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>find food
>build house
>more niggers
>2manyniggers.jpg
>fifty dkp minus
>>710211811
/b/: the game
>>710210915
rainbow six siege
>>710211798
dead
>steal shit
>kill people
>claim hoods
>>710211811
Diablo 3
>a bunch of famous niggers beat each other up
this one is hard
>be test subjects
>get schrunken by faggot scientist
>race eachother for no reason
>>710211935
Nigger Dindulator 2016
>>710211828
The Forest
>>710211329
battletoads
>>710211964
Thank you but nope
>>710211828
Teh forest
>>710211811
>fox
>fox
>fox
>homie dragged by truck to death
>you wearing ninja suit
>put out of misery
>fuck
>>710211973
That one wrestling game with the rappers instead of wrestlers. I forgot the name
>>710211675
gg :]
>>710211973
Ready 2 Rumble
>10/10 co-pilot
>Bad-ass dog
>Kill bugs
>Save Ewoks
>>710211973
Fight Night
>>710211935
San Andreas
>anime looking guy
>on island
>git key
>save world
>with mickey mouse
>>710211973
Def Jam
>>710212154
Yuuup
>>710212193
Kigndum Hartess
>>710212193
Heart Kingdom
>>710212093
saints row 2
>>710208703
Glover
>>710212193
Final kingdom: xiii heartfelt fantasies
>>710212193
that was too obvious
>be mercenary
>get summoned to space station
>get sent to moon
>go back to station
>get betrayed
>go back to moon
>go to alien vault
>kill guardian
>>710212069
>>710211964
Hint:
>power of the "edge"
>>710210915
Spec Ops: The Line
>>710212246
Bingo my dude
>>710210698
Uniracers
>>710210915
Spec Ops The Line
>>710210918
Blast Corps
>>710211192
Snowboard Kids
>>710212241
Winner
>break lots of furniture
>die
>I am become aesthetic death
>good soundtrack
>>710212313
Yeah, i could've done better.
>furries
>do shit for the furries
>hot dog assistant
>town
>mayor
>>710212079
3 Fox 64
>>710212372
dad vs baby?
>live in worst part of the city
>enlist in military
>plot against the government
>government destroys home
>girlfriend dies
>reunite with long lost mother
>>710211811
Metro 2033?
>>710212436
Nope
>>710212412
animal crossing new cuck
>have idiot brother
>fat mouse friend
>cute female mouse friend
>kill cat
>fuck cute female mouse friend
I'm not sure about that last part
>>710211208
Second Sight?
>>710210994
Nobody?
It's Deus Ex
>>710212318
Doom
>>710212318
Repeat x5667624900 times & you've got No Man's Sky
Here's one,
>Have about ten other people dumped in woods
>have nothing.
>build a town.
>then everyone starves in winter
>>710212418
nope.
I feel like its pretty obvious.
>>710212412
Way too easy, Animal Crossing. I have never even played that game.
>>710211797
Clay Fighters
>>710211973
Def Jam : Fight for NY
>>710212418
>>710212524
You have the right character though
>>710212346
100%
>3v3
>tall niggers
>harlem
>cheeki
>breeki
>v damke
>Be cyka bylat
>Have amnesia
>Tasked to kill another cyka blyat call
>Ends up in the center
>Center grants wishes
Not that hard really
>>710209315
Link To The Past?
>>710212634
NBA Ballers
>you actually enjoyed the ending credits and didn't skip
>>710212634
NBA street
>>710211413
yis
>Grandpa dies
>You take up wherever he left off
>Spend game getting more money and better hoes
>Eventually get married
>Game never ends
>Powerful electric arm.
>Small one eyed green blobs
>TORTURE YOUR ENEMIES
>PS1
>>710212521
Banished?
>>710212567
I wanted to say Fight for NY too but pretty much every defjam game is niggers beating eachother up
>>710211797
Clayfighteeeeeeeer
>>710209315
Dark Souls?
>>710212458
Sorry
>>710212695
Correctomundo
>>710212495
Nope
>We Gonna war
>Theiving princess
>They killed dad's friend
>Shapeshifiting reptiles
>Darkness
>>710212693
Portal
>>710212393
Hotline miami?
>>710212710
One of those games like Europa Universalis or whatever.
>>710212828
That's a bingo.
>you control a horde of black people
>they do whatever you command them to do
>>710212318
Halo tho
>>710212837
Not even close
>>710212888
overlord?
>>710212820
Yee
>raw hamburger vs. robot baby
>the winner gets a band-aid
>>710208703
>french food
>look both ways
>before you c r o s s my mind
>be vampire
>kill zombies
>kill nazis
>kill nazis from robot
>kill demon
>too many versions of game
>burger
>ice cream
>grilled cheese
>coolmathgamesnigger.jpg
>>710212640
Stalker
>>710212888
Secret Agent Clank
>>710212888
Madden NFL 17
>where the fuck am i
>teleport to pit first thing
>fake time limit
>cube gun
>whatthefuckisthissorcery.jpg
>black snake thing
>>710212985
Papa's Games
They're the best
>>710212965
Super Meat boy.
>>710212985
Papa's _____eria
>free to play game
>good luck having fun not spending any money :)
>>710213005
My sides
>>710212710
Stardew Valley
>>710213089
Planetside 2
>>710213089
any fucking mmo ever
>>710213089
Realm of the Mad god.
>>710213089
Lost Saga
>>710212640
>>710212653
is it same game?
>>710213074
Yep
>>710213089
Csgo
>>710213089
Team Fortress 2
>babysitter
>annoying kid
>remote
>killer
>small axe
I will suck ur dick if u get this
>>710212079
Smash Bros Melee
>>710213089
Warframe?
>>710212490
correct my nigga you win
>>710212567
>Clay Fighters
Nicccce
>>710212943
>>710212999
>>710213005
I was going for NBA 2K17, but y'all all get credit
>>710213089
Wizard 101?
>>710211472
Bumpit
>try to get to your destination before the inevitable happens
>you have less then a minute
>be pushover faggot
>looking for girlfriend
>finds girlfriend
>bitch been dead
>time to skedaddle
Should be easy enough.
>turtle hippo and racoon
>Racoon is a cuck
>turtle is a nigger
>Hippo has no chill
>They go on like one heist
>the game ends
>>710213213
Babysitter Bloodbath
>>710209942
Borderlands?
>espionage expert
>badass car
>now it's a badass motorcycle
>never get out of vehicle
>Really shitty remake
>Made within last 2 or 3 years
>First person
>Extremely shitty plot
>Fireplace
>Magazine
>burnallthethings.gif
>Get money for burning shit
>>710212372
bump
>>710213454
Nope
>>710213432
Slay topper and the tootius Barboonius.
>>710213432
Sly something or other
>>710213432
sly cooper
>>710213432
Sly Cooper?
>>710213432
Too easy - Sly Cucker and the Thievius Raccuckus
>>710212716
Wild 9?
>>710213440
Winrar
>>710213480
Almost did this one.
Little fuckferno.
>>710213455
Motherfucking Spy Hunter
>>710213432
Sly Cooper
>>710213351
Silent Hill 2
>>710213432
GTA V
>>710213455
Spy Hunter
>underground
>>710213600
Yes! Oh god such a fun game
>>710213562
Suck my dick, faggot
You heard about it from cr1tikal didn't you
>the numbers
>>710213576
Yes.
>>710213154
Nope
>>710213480
little inferno
>baldmotherfucker
>customize
>pimp
>spawn outside of castle
>>710213644
dig dug
>throw pie
>kill man in suit with water
>level up
>never kill da big cheese
>sadboner.png
>cry in house
>>710209315
Pokemon
>>710213692
Blops
>>710212995
right
>>710213766
Ding
Only one clue for this one boys, winner gets a rimjob.
>10 years in prison for protesting
>>710213692
Call of Duty black cocks
>>710213631
>>710213432
Masterful display of critical thinking skills, my good man.
Congratulations, you a did it. You da bes.
>>710208703
>pretentious time mario
>>710213687
I ain't a faggot if I'm a grill
>played it before cr1t
>You were actually the main antagonist in the game
>You can choose not to be
>>710212318
Borderlands the presequel?
>>710213835
Hard Time
>>710213892
Infamous
>>710213892
KOTOR
>Baseball
>Ghosts
>>710213892
far cru 4
>>710213910
Nope, no rimjob for you.
>stuck
>exercise
>beat up everyone
>leave
>get put back
>repeat
>Magical mulatto stops working for large organization, gathers diverse entourage
>>710211513
Backdoor sluts 9: The Videogame
>>710213995
Winrar
>>710214012
Mother/Earthbound series
>>710213218
you got it
>>710214012
Ghost baseball
>movie theater
>loop
Guess it niggers
It ate all my quarters. And the gun didn't work properly
>Bowletta
>>710213644
More details on this:
>underground
>junkman
>Look at all these mercenaries
>Where are the women and children?
>Africa is a beautiful shithole
>>710214082
Nope.
>Hint: Cat judge.
>>710214150
time crisis in an AMC
>>710214158
Superstar Saga.
Too easy
>Be made knight by a king, but we havent had a war in decades
>Banished wizard comes and summons demon army
>Get shot with the first arrow fired, king lies and says you slayed the wizard
>wizard comes back and raises another army of demons and the undead
>he accidentally resurrects you as a skeleton and you must find him and kill him
>>710213310
Half minute hero
>>710212122
20 min and no guesses, looks like I win boys...
>>710213835
Postal 2
>>710214141
The Theater. Creepypasta game or whatever it was.
>oh look the new halo
>omg they have swords
>Sword PVP oh god yes
>wtf the sword is like a powerup
>maybe they'll patch it
>it says sword in the patch notes
>myhopesup.jpg
>They added a literal sword powerup.
>fuck this game
>repetitive as shit
>why not just raise the fucking level cap Im so fucking done.
>>710212122
Jet force gemini
>>710214185
far cry 2
>Rich faggot kid
>Likes fixing shit
>Teams up with knight bitch to save the future
>>710211981
micro maniacs fag
>>710214242
Dingaling, yeah that was a bit simple.
>>710214313
could also be MGS:V
>>710214252
Some Star Wars game?
>>710214313
Yeah it is. Good jorb.
>>710214275
N-n-n-nope. This rimjob is waiting.
>>710211516
No takers?
>>710214298
Destiny, the true cuck's new Halo
>>710214244
MediEvil or however you spell it.
Chloe dies.
>tneconni
>>710211513
Demon Souls
>tutorial stage
>go into coma
>wake up and play game
Curious if anyone else actually played this.
>No plot
>Crazy shootouts with hordes of enemies
>Pumpkin head with chainsaw
>giant demons
>headless guys running at you with bombs
>Gatling gun
>white T with bomb logo
>World destroyed by titan looking fags
>Goes all sides of the world collecting gems
>Character dialogues are pictures
>PIXELS PIXELS PIXELS PIXELS
>>710213631
Nope, good guess though
>>710214161
>underground
>junk man
>fucking eddy
>stupid east siders
>push their shit in
>>710214505
Life is Stranger Things
>>710214465
Rayman Raving Rabbids?
>>710214410
Mirrors edge?
>Like Dark Souls but more weeb
>>710214564
Kingdom Hearts 2
>>710214564
Driver: San Francisco
>>710214566
Serious snape nigga
>>710214501
ding ding.
>>710210915
Rainbow Six Siege
>>710214665
Bloodbourne
>many colored gumballs are racing
>sadly not many people cared
>car crashes into wall at night
>wake up lost
>find way home
>whip out cellphone as torchlight
>crazy fuckdolls appear tryna kill me
>AHGGHHH
>>710214569
Hyper Light Drifter nikka
>>710214725
Nope
>>710214564
Assassin's Creed
>>710214503
Yup
>>710214566
Silent Hill?
>>710214625
Nope.
>Hint: huzzah.gif
>>710214631
Nu, another hint tho.
>Judge, Jury, and Executioner.
>>710208703
>>>710214505
>Life is Stranger Things
Nigga you just mixed a video game title and a tv show title together
>>710214665
Lords of the Fallen
>>710214782
nope
>>710213747
Finally
>>710214564
Fallout 4
>Mutants or something
>Kill em all, let God sort em out
>Also robots
>10/10 bmw
>push in a street racing scenes shit within days
>"wunnuh race for pinkz"
>"fucking nigger sabotaged muh car"
>spend entire game racing to get it back to find out it isn't even the best performing car
>>710214665
Nioh?
>>710211516
Cave Story
>>710214732
marble madness
>>710214911
you're getting warmer
>>710214732
>>710214936
Midnight club
>>710214942
Winrar
>>710214936
Nfsmw
>>710213561
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
>Can pick from multiple backgrounds
>Standard medieval fantasy with standard classes
>Save world from deadly dragon
>Barely other countries know about it
>be in a crowd of mice
>try to get the cheese
>wizard mouse will help
>go home
Hard mode?
>>710213898
yuppers
>8 games in the series
>same exact fucking story
>same fucking gameplay except first one
>numerous spin offs with identical gameplay
>really just a Chink genocide simulator
>best known spinoff is a Jap genocide simulator
>first scene is nigger in cop car
>>710215005
Uh.. midnight club doesn't even have BMW's.
>>710214938
Yup.
>>710214975
>>710214981
No and no
>>710214936
NFS : Most Wanted
>>710215044
Bingo
>>710215095
Kingdom Hearts
>>710215048
I only ever got to play the demo of it, but I remember it being very fun.
>>710215063
Transformice?
>>710215060
Stick Ranger?
>>710214564
Portal 2?
>>710214732
Hint: GameCube Game
>>710215063
transformice
>flying kabudo, likes to give head
>>710215095
Dynasty Warriors.
Someone make a new thread
>>710214764
I made it too obvious huh?
How would you describe that game my nikka ?
>>710215101
GTA:SA?
>Game glorifies one of the lowest paying, shittiest professions in the world
>>710214665
NIOH
>>710215095
Dynasty Warriors
>>710215095
mario party
>ghosts
>Nintendo
>spooked
>>710215095
Tekken/Street Fighter
>virus spread by energy drink
>was hyped for 2 days and now nobody knows about it
>racing through mountain
>God damn it lt. Cross
>why is it always night?
>>710215283
Call of duty
>>710215206
Nope
>>710215283
Mario
>>710215330
Sunset Overdrive
>>710215283
CS:GO?
TF2?
>>710214564
its a bethesda game if that helps
>>710215330
Sunset Overdrive
>>710215330
Sunset Overdrive
>>710215274
No but good guess
>>710215101
Skyrim
>>710214755
Bet my ass no one plays this indie
>>710215386
New Vegas?
>>710215386
New Vegas
>>710215324
Luigi's Mansion ?
>>710215283
Crazy Taxi? lel
>>710215283
Mario
>>710211208
COD: Black Ops
>>710215324
weegee's house
>hard mode
Chosen Unsaid travels to a far off land to break some Chosen Unbread with a Chosen Unwed. He finds some shady character in a Chosen Unshed and he needs to eat because he's Chosen Unfed.
>>710215386
Wolfenstein: The New Order.
>be anime senpai
>ride a glorious horse
>tall monsters
>don't fall off
>stab their head
>>710211513
hide n seek
>>710215550
Shadow of the Colossus.
>>710215538
winrar
>>710215550
Shadow of the colossus
>>710215550
Shadow of my penis
>>710215101
Walking dead bitch
>>710215624
ggwp!
>>710215550
Shadow of the Colossus
>fly around singing shit hoping somebody hears you until you die
>>710215313
WinRAR
>>710213835
Duh it's da robocop gaem
Overhyped Bullshit
Hard modes?
>be doctor
>deal with heart problems
>defibrillator or whatever the fuck you use
>rhythm game
>first level oh god everything is suddenly space
>take pictures
>huge conspiracy
>pig
>>710214054
Mass Effect 3?
>>710215709
jurney
>>710215324
Just Ghosts 64
>>710215737
No Man's Shit, Destiny, The Division
>>710213892
Bioshock infinite.
>>710215742
Beyond Good and Evil?
>>710215709
Journey?
>build car from scratch
>buy sausages
>flip off cashier
>get in car
>down beer
>pull out onto road
>start journey home, have to piss
>pull out pecker and drench entire car, and the sausage
>god damn euro beat dogumi goes into your lane and ends you while you are passing everywhere like an animal
>die, 10/10 death
>go to load save game, but permanent death was checked
>spin-off classic game
>begin at graveyard in underpants
>then becomes Dark Souls
