Ask a male girl scout leader anything.
Let's get a few out of the way
>male
>not gay
>not burger
>never fucked a girl scout
>>710207997
>male
>girl scout
pick one fgt
>>710207997
Do you even like any of the scouts? (Not in the sexual way. Just in general.)
>>710207997
>male girl
wut?
>>710208144
Learn to read fag. Never said girl scout.
>>710208228
Of course I do. Why would I waste my free time on them otherwise?
Leaders who don't like the kids usually are
>lazy
>whiny
>not leaders for long
>>710207997
How does it feel to be a lesbian?
>>710207997
why is my life so shit
>>710208710
I wouldn't know.
>>710207997
>>never fucked a girl scout
faggot
>>710207997
Have you ever fucked a girl scout?
>>710207997
ever had and awkward sexual experiences with any of the scouts?
>>710209014
read the whole post retard
>>710207997
I had women cub scout leaders. They called em den mothers.
I'm very very surprised at them having male girl scout leaders. Pretty sure you're trolling.
While there is a double standard here, it makes sense.
>>710209131
Well...
Maybe-lewd-greentext-will-get-conversation-going-edition.
>talk to this 14yo
>I use animated hand gestures: it's super effective
>she is standing close but her normal frame has sprouted an impressive bust in the last year
>hand gestures to ephasize how a bird in my story suddenly took off
>accidently smack her bosom in the process
>me, her and her pal freeze up for one second
>we are surrounded by other scouts but they apprently didn't see
>how awkward would it be if I apologized for slapping her tits
>we wordlessly decide to pretend it never happened
...
>>710209302
Pretty sure you're a burger.
Eurotrash are more liberal about leader gender.
>>710209310
lol nice story, so where you from?
age and how long have ben doing this job?
Theres nothing to ask then
>>710209472
Northern europe.
26
Since I was 18
Last thread asked for greentext so I'll post them if I run out of questions.
>>710209750
you ever seen a pussy of theirs?
>>710210008
.....yes.
>>710209310
going to be lurking this post for stories. I'm sure I'm not alone. Don't give up on the thread OP.
>>710210096
Because one was your daughter? lolol
Bump 4 intrest
one of the most awkward things about having women under you in the army is their hygiene issues become your problem, esp in the field.
I can only imagine its 10 times worse for girl scouts. any stories like that?
>>710210096
well get the fuck on with it
>>710210008
Ok longer story about it.
Let's call this girl ballerina.
>blonde, braces, big eyes cute button nose
>went to a ballet school
>full of energy, bubbly personality
>always laughing, doing cartwheels
>had a crush on me, the only one who was kinda open about it
>did lots of acrobatics to impress me maybe
>on this day she was wearing white loose short shorts
>"catch my legs anon"
>she seemed to go for the assisted hand stand
>I catch her legs
>"ok now lower your hands and hold my waist"
>ok?
>suddenly she flings out her legs in a perfect split while hand standing
>very impressive
>it also suddenly put her crotch inches from my face
>loose linen shorts don't cover much when you do the split
>ordinary panties don't cover much either apparently
>she jumps on her feet and laughs embarassed and runs away
>I now live with the image of surprise underaged vagoo on my conscience
This was some years ago, she now has a bf that looks suspciously like me...
What makes you come back year after year to the job? What makes it enjoyable enough that you've stayed for so long?
>>710210434
diamonds
>>710210342
Well hygiene issues are like the most important thing to teen girls so they always seem to smell of shampoo even after 5 days of hiking.
My only issue is them always peeing on trails.
Never shit or pee on trails.
>>710210434
Similar things happened to me growing up
I now have an accidental nudity fetish
specifically upshorts
>>710210577
Well they're like my surrogate family that love me unlike my "real" family.
Any girls from broken families latch onto you emotionally?
I've heard about it but when it happened to me it really took me by surprise how fast and strong it was.
Mother told me later that the father had passed away and it made total sense.
>local zoo
>winter
>I teach them about how to keep your hands warm
>finish with a cheeky "or just put your cold hands down the neck of your pal"
>demonstrate on unsuspecting girl
>squeels
>she retaliates
>many girls join in but there are only so much room for hands down my neck
>one girl slips her hands under my shirt from behind to warm them on my stomach
>wellplayed.pdf
>everyone removes their hands
>girl lingers just a couple of seconds too long to feel my abs up before she slips out
>not /fit/ but I do have a flat low fat stomach
>no one else noticed in the fracas
>contemplate if I can get in trouble for getting molested
>better watch that girl
>>710207997
Did u ever fuck a scout?
>>710211170
Yeah, especially girls with a missing father figure. Also to some extent girls with old fathers. Gotta be careful with those.
>>710211445
Yeah.
Never a girl I was/had been a leader of though.
>>710211291
That's cool that it's like a family. Have you kept in touch with any of your older scouts?
>>710211633
Greentext?
any nipslips?
Get rid of the feminists and you will get your numbers back. American Heritage Girls roughly took 30% of the GSA membership when National in New York caved into those bitches.
>>710211745
Yeah, I actually am loosly in touch with many of them through social media.
God bless social media.
>>710211809
Regular awkward vanilla sex, nothing to write about. Doing lewd things in scout shirts is pretty hot though.
>>710211851
A few. Only flat chested ones that didn't wear a bra at the time.
>>710211907
I consider myself a feminist.
>>710207997
who was your favorite scout and why? (story maybe?) And have you ever developed mild-strong feelings for one of your scouts (beyond family bonds)? I'd assume that would be kinda rough
>pg 8
More greentext I guess, damn b moves fast.
Girls that age do some pretty outlandish shit at times.
>camp
>morning
>girls are barely up but awake
>rustling in bushes
>they suspect correctly that it's a leader come to wake them
>quick! Pretend to be asleep! For prank reasons!
>for some reason this means undressing down to top and panties and lying on top of sleeping bag faking sleep
>plan was to scare me when I came close
>I clear the bushes to see a tableau of undress and underage skin basking in the morning sun
>nope the fuck out of there for legal reasons
>let them sleep in
>they tell me about the failed prank later
>>710212719
you should just keep posting greentext and we'll reply
>>710212688
Now that's tough, I will ofc have secret favourites but I like them all. Singling out one is hard since it's their interaction with eachother that make them likeable.
Also they are lovely gals many of them and it's like a small heartbreak when I realize I'll probably never see them again.
You get used to it.
>kayaking with my girl scouts
>shitty weather, rainy and windy
>we litterally are blown ashore
>everyone gets out
>we are way dispersed along this shore
>only other person in my vicinity is this 13yo girl
>blonde, super shy, cute as only high end rich girls can be
>she is soaked and shivering
>"get changed into dry clothes and rain gear"
>she tries
>she is to cold and shivery to get out of her super tight jeans
>shit
>I have to help her
>wet tight jeans are a bitch to get off someone else
>I am unwillingly molesting her as I have to slowly roll her jeans down and off her
>this is hard
>almost drag her panties off in the process
>get stuck
>fuck up, the jeans rip
>ok
>she is comatose with cold so now I have to dry her off with a towel while she stands in her soaked underwear
>Iamsogoingtojail
>now she needs to change her underwear
>only solution is me holding up the towel around her and averting my gaze
>she takes forever
>apparently her cold numb fingers are having a hard time with the bra clasps
>jesus christ why are you trying me like this
>she manages in the end
>minutes later some cows and a bull chases us over to the right side of the fence
>meet up with the others who welcome us back
Saw her when she turned 17.
She turned into a 9/10.
>>710213707
That's hot. Carry on OP. My boner is listening.
>>710213257
You seem very fatherly. Do you have any kids or aspirations for kids of your own soon? Are you German btw? also tits vs ass
>>710209310
>>710213707
jesus you are a fucking cuck beta niggerfaggot
>>710207997
Girl scout (male)
this op is just doing a nice thing. he's providing a positive male role model for the girls. no problems there. but why he is trying to titillate pedophiles, hebephiles, and ephebophiles, i'm not sure.
>>710213952
I am fatherly but I'm also kind of a shit bf so no kids any time soon. Not german.
Ass over tits but that is a very close race.
>>710213982
Just trying to not go to jail.
>>710207997
>>never fucked a girl scout
So how close did you get? Do any of them want you sexually/crush? What age range?
Have any of them 'accidentally' touched your dick?
>>710214384
>>710211633
>>710212379
he did but not his own scout
>>710214262
Eh I'm also a long time /b/-tard so I know what flies here. Also I need to vent a little, I can't even aknowledge the possibility of having a dick as a girl scout leader you know.
And this is b. Assume I'm lying.
>>710214651
anything in particular you were wanting to vent about? Also more greentext if you get the chance
>>710209310
now tell the one about how you accidently grabbed her snootch.
>>710209302
http://www.girlscoutsla.org/pages/about/join_faqs.html
Guys can actually be scout leaders
>>710213707
The fact that you're not posting pictures of these girls distressed me greatly
>>710214288
I doubt you're that shit a bf, you sound like a pretty respectful and thoughtful dude. Unrelated question: what are your thoughts on Americans? I feel like euros all think we're pricks
>>710214545
I know he said that, I'm asking how close has he gotten with one if he hasn't fucked any
>>710214384
12-16
Not close at all
Yeah all girls that age crush on guys older than their peers but younger than their fathers. I can expect a good percentage of them crushing on me.
It's mostly girl crushing, onle a very few of them seem to sexually crush on me.
>>710214525
It happens all the time jesus christ teenagers have no spatial awareness.
I'm pretty sure 99% of it was accidental though.
>>710210434
So suspicious because it is you ....shocking aint it
>>710215062
Burgers are ok, friendly but very conservative. I only judge from irl, internet and news make everybody seem crazy.
>>710214973
>>710214973
Well.
If I did you could fuck me over and I don't want that.
>>710207997
is there a hymen badge?
>>710215062
Not op but we all think the citizens of your country are weird...or to put it bluntly stupid...or rather do a lot of stupid things. Some people think America is a joke too.
Also, you guys are very racist which is ironic since the US is supposed to be a "melting pot".
>>710208710
chin up bukaroo!
join the girls scouts
we have fun and... tampons in the woods and stuff
Ok more greentext
>movie night sleepover
>it's the day after
>most of everyone has gone home
>other leaders have left
>last of the girls leave and some say they'll come back and watch more movies after having lunch at home
>yeah right they'll just fall asleep or not bother
>I'm alone in our scout cabin and decide to watch the one horror movie we didn't watch bc scaredy cats
>lie on a comfy sofa in the middle of the room
>watch the movie projected on the ceiling
>great sound system
>movie is the orphanage
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows enjoying the movie but also too scared to go change it
>suddenly jumped by two girls
Cont
>>710215924
No shit, I can't speak for everyone but a lot of people think these things.
I've only visited NYC a couple years back and had an enjoyable time. I've obviously never lived there but I guess it all depends in what state you live in? Same with other countries I'd assume. There's nice parts and shitty parts.
The stereotypes for Americans are there though and you can't deny it.
>>710216222
Go on. Also, dunno if you said already but do you just do this as a summer thing or full year? Is this your full time job?
How much money do you make and how often do you usually meet them? Is it a summer job type thing? These stories sound really fun though
>>710216222
>it's scary as fuck
>I'm clutching some pillows
faggot detected
>>710216222
>scared shitless
>two girls giggle
>it's ballerina and a girl who looked exactly like bella thorne (well at least as she looked a couple of years ago)
>after the shock, I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>notice a third girl giving me a sceptical look
>they tell me she's a friend who accompanied them there to make sure they didn't go to a cabin to watch movies with some "pedophile pervert"
>ouch
>20m later we are all lying on the wide sofa getting scared shitless by this movie
>ballerina had a crush on me so she eeked happily while curling up on my left
>bella liked me non sexually and copied by monopolizing my right side
>poor 3rd girl was genuinely scared so she scrambled over her friends and practically lay on top of me
>this looks so bad right now it would be like a comedy if someone would come through the door and see us like this
>suddenly someone comes through the door and sees us like this
Cont
>>710216559
Fuck you I'm a grown little man
>>710216511
>>710216555
Not a job, it takes a night a week and some weekends and about two weeks of summer. No pay.
>>710216585
>I get mad and tickle them both severly for revenge
>I'm not a pedophile
>>710216585
...continue
>>710216585
>Ballerina's dad is an overprotective autist the size of Hodor and goes by the nickname of Frankendad
>I was legit fearful for my life
>see a big looming shadow
>shiiiit
>"what's going on?"
>the tone is slightly accusatory but not angry
>praise Allah it's my beta colleague who left work early to help me pack the movie equipment
>he scolds me lightly for how bad this would look if a parent walked in
>I never finished the Orphanage
>3rd girl started in our scout troupe the next week
3rd girl ended up as the cheeky ab molester.
>>710217028
Yeah we need pics of these girls
>>710216814
So it only last for two weeks? That seems like a short time to bond. Are you slightly pedo though? The sexual tension in these greentext
>>710207997
Praise Islam
More green text.
>>710217187
No u
>>710217293
I don't wanna fuck em. I do have to restrain myself from constantly hugging them. Slightly pedo then?
Also, being around eachother 24/7 in camp makes you bond well in a weekend, easy.
This is also a great opportunity to realize and enjoy other leaders being dipshits.
>>710217028
Do you personally see anything wrong with watching a movie like that (3 girls curled on you)? Beyond just blanket-labeling it creepy/perverted I can't tell if there's anything wrong with it or if it would be genuinely good for the girls. Also what does your families/gf/exes think of the whole male girl scout leader gig?
>summer camp
>all ages of scouts
>I'm for some reason the swim guard of the day
>lots of small kids and their scout parents
>moms think I'm cute so they like me
>dads and other male leaders who don't know me eye me suspiciously
>I bro it up with the teen boys and we water wrestle and play some water football
>then my girls arrive
cont
I'm enjoying this thread, and I'm not even a pedo.
What do you like most about your job OP?
Cont
>>710217722
Wanting to hug cute things ain't slightly pedo. It's a natural response
>>710217763
Good question. I don't know.
My family thinks it's wholesome. My sister has realized it is a family substitute I think.
My gfs/exes were all jealous about it.
>>710217837
Yea it's better than the same 4-6 threads the whole time. Reminiscent of old /b/- that's why I've been following and contributing
have you ever had sexual relations with the other scout leaders?
>>710217800
Shit sry my greentext is badly archived
>of note are two of the older ones
>Bella and Asian-chan are walking in all their 15yo splendour
>their bikinis are matching pink and black looking like something from the victoria secrets catalogue
>they are slightly laced, form fitting and very sensual
>super inappropriate on these two
>both have small bosoms augumented by their push up tops
>their bottoms are a different matter
>Bella has a thin frame with a gifted natural booty rivaling her name sake
>asia-chan has done her best with squats and running to fight her genetics for a similarly impressive yet smaller bum
>high cut showing lots of cheek
>I say what everyone is thinking
>cmon girls whats with your bikinis
>they look like sexy underwear
>tehee silly anon it's because they are
>victorias secret btw, not cheap you know
Cont
>>710218129
More stories? What have you seen you shouldn't have?
>>710218315
No. Girl leaders around here are pretty ugly.
>>710207997
Girl scout leaders are call den mother's so you are full of shit m8
>>710218525
>me: change into proper swim wear
>grls: we didn't bring any
>me: well...
>grls: (full pout mode) are you saying we can't swim bc of this? Why isn't it ok like this?
>so they win
>I get told by Bella that I should work on my biceps and delts more
>as if I didn't know
>asia-chan takes offence at all this negative feedback and tries to talk me up
>"well I would be happy to have him as my bf I think he's cute"
>"oh for sure"
>thanks girls, all this in front of the other grown ups
>this is when Ballerina jumps on my back and stays glued there for the rest of the swim session
I didn't need to worry about making a bad impression though since the flag pole fell and almost hit some kids so that's what people talked about for the rest of that day.
I did get a pat on the back and "living the dream" from some boys dad.
Oh and the teen boys absolutely trashed me during water rugby.
>>710218869
You mean girl guide leaders?
Like in US girl guides?
I'm not burger I keep telling you.
Hey OP, you take them on like hikes and shit right? Give me some stories about little girls on hikes doing little girl things
Have any of them accidentally called you dad
>>710218922
Any awkward boner incidents? Maybe you're not cursed like the rest of us but I'm 23 and still get plenty of no-reason boners. I'd imagine hiding them isn't as easy as with dudes. And on the same note, when you're doing the 2 week retreats do you just not jack it the whole time out of fear of getting caught?
>>710218869
>>710219038
OP is sweedistani
>>710218922
>"living the dream" from some boys dad
kek
>when they think you fellow pedo but you not
>>710219079
Uuh what is there to tell? Take them into the woods and they all turn to candy eating pyromaniacs. And they start swearing like sailors. And they talk about school. A lot.
>>710219147
Once or twice.
>>710219345
How patient are you? Ever have any problem children?
What keeps you coming back to the job?
>>710219345
moar greentexts
>>710219232
Awkward boners are awkward. That's why you use baggy heavy duty work pants.
Being on 10+ days no fap retreats will drive you insane. Towards the end you'll hit on any legal female you meet in small town supply shops. After 14 days I often get a nightly release. If I last until I get home then I'll have the best fap of the year that evening.
>>710219284
Close, Norwegian
Are there any girls that still stayed close with you afterwards. Like actually hang out and not messaging on fb
>>710219817
Unf pics of said Norwegian girls pls
>>710219817
Når fikk vi jentespeidere i norge? Men igjen, finnmark er så lite at det finnes vel bare mixlag hær oppe.
Now something different.
We had an incident we called pedo mom.
>summer camp
>lots of younger kids with their non scout parents
>one mom with a shitty brat always had this pink morning robe on
>natty hair, sunglasses, coffe cup in hand
>leering at us young men
>sauna time
>me and pal has to babysit 10 8yo boys through proper sauna
>like the filthy socialists we are we must sauna in the nude for proper hygiene
>after sauna we run into ocean to rinse
>the camp had a very secluded sauna with good security because you can imagine guys trying to spy on the females
>well
>me and pal go in sauna with school of brats
>proper nudity, song and sweating commences
>time to run out for the first dip
>kids storm out cheering
>my pal is in front of me and he exits the sauna
>he suddenly screams
>"Abort abort" and storms back inside
>I'm confused and he tells me to quickly don my swim trunks
>we also apparently give no fucks about 10 boys maybe drowning themselves at that moment
>when we exit I see why
>pedo mom is standing right outside with a coffecup and a shit earing grin
>apparently she just had to take her son for a swim at that time and place what a coincidence
>she chuckles disapointedly at our trunks
>other leaders laugh at us when we tell the story
>I'm kinda pissed
>still
>everyone started calling her pedomom after that so
>not to her face
I gotta say it's pretty great hearing about you being such a positive thing in that line of work. I'm sure you're seen as a father figure to a lot of the girls you're in charge of.
Any advice for that? My friend is a single mother of two and wants me to be a father figure for her two little girls
I heard the best camps were run by Germans.
Is that true?
>>710220123
Are people in norway more relaxed/less pedo scared?
>>710219825
Kinda. I'm not like regularly hanging with any of them or anything. Going drinking with one this weekend though.
>>710220100
Yeah we might be the only one is this country (la oss keeping it in ænglish da)
>>710220285
Just another anon's thoughts on that.. You're best off assuming a fun-uncle role than a fatherly figure. You need to be careful as there is a lot of room to be taken advantage of (don't give them money). You're shooting to be respected not abused. Good luck.
>>710209207
That's the joke retard
>>710207997
Ever gotten to touch their warm wet vulvas?
>>710220293
No idea. The few german scouts I've met were... wait I'll greentext it.
>>710220401
Dunno. What could I compare it to?
Probably way more relaxed than the US though. Heard that teachers aren't allowed to hug students there.
>>710220285
Hmm. Listen to them. Don't judge. Ask them about school and teachers. Tell tales about your time in school. Spend time with them.
>>710220401
Than the US/UK- Absolutely. Our media hypes it up because it sells. Most other countries are much more laid back, but the Scandinavian countries especially (ala nude spas of all ages being normal)
How did you get started doing this?
>>710220963
Yeah, in burgerland teachers aren't really supposed to touch students at all, ever. If they do they get sued. It's fine if the student is graduated, though.
>>710220812
Thank you anon. Luckily she always refers to me as uncle anon
>be at jamboree
>have a mixed gender group
>one day hike with another national group
>jesus christ busride up is with the hottest female leaders I ever saw
>italians
>ofc we get switched to germans instead when we arrive bc of reasons
>male leader is ok I guess
>only german boy scouts
>our frankly high end good looking female scouts tries to talk with them
>they answer curtly
>girls teach them a game
>me and boy scouts of the group lament and daydream about the italian girls
>time for germans to teach us a game
>"it's called quiet"
>how do you play it a girl asks brightly
>"you walk"
>"and you keep quiet"
>awkward silence
That was a fun day.
When the girls broke out their bikinis to sunbade during lunch the germans went away to fish and sulk.
I suspect german boy scouts sre robots.
>>710220963
I'll keep that in mind. Thank you OP anon
>>710221518
>>"it's called quiet"
>>"you walk and you keep quiet"
Amazing. Fucking Germans.
>>710221041
Speaking of saunas.
Aight let me tell you about one thing we scouts are apparently very liberal about: nudity
This has changed but years ago it was like this in my land of europooria
>lots of sauna bathing
>sauna means nude
>the prudes just skipped it
>this was back in my teen days as a scout
>go sauna at camp with other teens
>super cute brunette friend surprisingly tags along
>unusual since naked sauna with strangers or just same sex was less awkward than with a girl I've known since she was 12
>she goes nude oh lawd
>sitting in sauna usually means covering naughty bits with towel
>coolface
>anon time for the first dip
>COOL FACE
Cont
>>710221856
>Leave my towel on bench
>run out the door
>run down rickety wooden stairs
>out on landing
>jump into ocean
>bliss
>now the part where we all stand around on the landing, stark fucking naked and shoot the shit
>me and beta creepy colleague talk to brunette cutie
>we are all pretending to not check eachother out while feigning disinterested small talk
>shit felt downright cosmopolitan
>I oogle brunette
>she was two years younger than my 18
>beautiful long hair
>jesus christos her knockers were absolutely beautiful
>much bigger than they seemed clothed, something I never knew was possible
>great areola and nipple placement oh blessed youth
>she didn't even cross her arms when we stood talking
>now's the part where I'm a faggot
>she's short and soft, no long legs or flat stomach but it looks great with her rolling hips and breasts
>but her thighs and ass are marred with cellulites
>probably only a little
>turbovirgin as I was I didn't think non fatties could get cellulites
>everything is ruined I think
>also, she doesn't shave so she's sporting quite a bush
>porn had me conditioned to think young girls didn't have much hair down there
>Faggot me gives up forever on cute brunette
>even though our friends secretly voted us "most likely to fug"
Oh the regrets
>>710222096
RIP. In your defense cellulite sucks
>>710221518
That guy seems like a kill joy. I thought one of the points of scouts was to have fun. At least fishing is kind of fun
Bonus story on nudity back then
>big scout volleyball tourney
>15-18yo
>we rent a gymnasium
>janitor is apalled that we only open one change and shower room
>yup
>all boys and girls showered and changed together
>everyone was super cool about it
>no harassment
>no one skipped showering
>I learned what all my close girl friends looked like in the buff
Ah those were the days
>>710221856
>COOL FACE
my sides.
Your english is really good (obviously- scandinavia)- JW do you get the chance to use it often irl or just mostly online? Like do Norwegians often speak to eachother in englando?
Also continue
>>710222362
Thanks, most scandis have good english I guess. We learn it at school from age 10. Also most our entertainment is in english. Lots of english in slang but otherwise we use local tongue. Not that I understand those Trønder savages up north though.
>>710222358
It was all of the german boy scouts. Their leader was boring but ok.
>this other time
>bus ride from camp
>let one of the small younger girls sit in my lap since she's more like an innocent little kid
>"my turn" says one older kid that's 13 and fully adolecent
>not entirely ok but it happened
>since the precedence had been set two other girls starts a mild argument about who's turn is next.
>they make a schedule
>bus ride ends
>one girl didn't get her turn
>she demands to get to sit in my lap as we wait for the parents to pick them up
>bargaining ensues
>I fail
>dad arrives to find his 15yo daughter waiting for him sitting in my lap with a smug face
>I fear for my well being
>just get a dirty look
I need bumpsor thread will fall off pg 10
movin fast
>>710221158
Took over a troupe at a really young age with some other scout friends. was asked by the previous leaders that just wanted to hand it over to some one so they could fuck off to college up country.
Opportunity and having some one established ok you is how you get to be a leader here.
>>710223043
The current narrative/zeitgeist is that men and women are the same but I think we're inherently different (nothing wrong with that). What would you say are the biggest differences between boys and girls in the age bracket you mentor?
and if you had to move to another country which would you choose?
>>710216383
Of course the sterotypes are there. I'm canadian and so I have a pretty good idea of how americans actually are. In general, they're no different than the people I've met anywhere else in the world, be it asia or europe. It just happens that they have the spotlight on them being the most dominant military, economy and media in the world, which means you get front row seats to any and all dumbassery. If we focused the spotlight on hungary, turkey, thailand, italy or wherever you'd see people acting in equally stupid ways. The irony is that people elsewhere in the world lambast americans for being stupid/simplistic/etc but don't realize they're being the exact same in generalizing hundreds of millions of people.
>>710223043
How the fuck did you not get a boner? If a girl hugs me for to long I start to get a chub and I leak precum
>>710223043
I'm highly considering teaching english abroad in Thailand but have no experience teaching or mentoring (also was the youngest born.) Any tips for not seeming like an autistic faggot and kinda bonding with younger people?
>>710223648
It's a cool thing called maturing
>>710223647
based Leafs always have our back. love you northern homie, or normie for short.
>>710223903
>>710223648
also jerk off less and this wont be an issue.
>>710223903
When did you start to mature? I'm 16, but then again everything posted here is a work of fiction and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>710224014
I only do it 1-2 times a week, and wouldn't doing it more lower your test?
>>710223467
Good q
Boy scouts are less prone to infighting and are easier to handle emotionally. At that age though they are markedly less mature but no biggie. If you are cool they can be annoyingly worshipy.
Girl scouts are nicer people though. And they won't try to knife or wrestle you. Their drama is socially devastating on several orders of magnitude though.
>>710223648
By some kid sitting in my lap?
If they moaned into my ear while rubbing their chest on me with sax music playing then sure maybe I'd get a boner.
>>710224231
>I'm 16
>>710224231
>doing it more lower your test
It will lower it temporarily but that also happens naturally when you build up too much. So no, there's no difference.
>>710224231
Underage and banned.
Jerk off once daily or so. It's good for your sperm count, not getting cancer and boner control. Maturing comes slowly yet surely for is males. Hang in there.
Ok loading up my lewdest greentext
>>710224407
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>710207997
>>never fucked a girl scout
Molesting them counts too, you pedo.
>>710224231
>16
Oh, there's the issue. I assumed you were older. Yea your brains getting raped by horomones rn and you'll be stuck wanting to fuck anything that resembles a vagina for at least another 2 years.
Also maturing is a nonstop process. Look back to when you were 13-14. You did cringy shit right? Go back a bit more (10-12) and it's even worse I bet. Thats how I feel about the shit I did a couple years back when I was 20-21, and it's even worse when I think about what I did at 18.. You live and you learn, don't worry about maturing it'll happen naturally. Protip tho, try to be as little of an edgelord as possible. It's never cool and makes you look like a faggot.
>>710223772
Uh get some experience mentoring, teaching and bonding with young people maybe?
Thai kids will be even harder to do this with since there will be additional cultural and language obstacles.
Practice practice practice.
>>710223043
I didn't think girls were so touchy feely like that. Or is it cause they trusted you as a father figure that wouldn't try that kinda thing?
>>710216585
Sweden? Isn't it legal to fuck 15yos over there?
>No girl scout porn in this bread
disappointed.
>>710224932
Age of consent in Sweden is 14 I believe.
Muslims though are allowed to rape babies as it is part of their culture #diversity #tolerance
>>710219331
Fucking lost it right here, thanks anon
>>710221041
Wish i was scandinavian :(
Hey OP! I just wanted to say that you are quite interesting to read and deifinitely not a faggot. Keep it up, bro!
>>710210434
Well, should could have a child instead that looks suspiciously like you.
Opportunities, Anon.. Some don't come everyday.
>>710225057
Nope, it's 15. Although fucking your girl scouts might be considered abusing a position of power and given them being <18 you'd be in deep, deep shit
>>710224897
I believe in it as a way of bonding so there's a lot of piggy back, tickling, lap sitting, hair braiding and the occasional back massage. Hugs too. If it's established as "safe" in a group, those who want that type of contact will seek it. Not all want it and that is ok. An important thing is to let them instigate the contact, let them have the control.
A level 100 pokerface helps. If I never find anything embarassing or blush then all is well.
>>710224932
It is in Norway at least.
>>710225412
Ah, damn that position of power eh?
Alright lewdest one yet. Forgive me but I was youngg
>way back
>I was 18
>sleepover in a cabin
>kids are 8-9yo
>night time
>leaders sleep in one room
>two cots stacked on top along both walls
>jelly af as one leader shares his bed with this smoking other leader (his gf)
>she is giving him a back rub
>the cot on top has our young assistant
>very mature for her age, acts like a dependable 17yo
>she is 13
Cont
>>710225823
Interested. Bumping
>>710224231
>wouldn't doing it more lower your test?
Not in any appreciable way
>>710209750
I saw a threat like this a few month back... Same OP?
>>710225823
>she looks kinda like a very blonde and white mia kalifa. Unnaturally stacked with a cute overbite and a very slim frame. Super bright smile.
>she is very physical, curls up in my lap at times, play fight to give bruises.
>at this moment, when my pal is getting a backrub, she is getting ready for bed
>she sits on the top cot and is sliding out of her jeans
>only witnesses are me and a very jelly female leader that is built like rebel wilson
>she is gloriously in only bra and panties and I try not to look
>she is about to slip into her sleeping bag when she looks under her cot and sees the couple having a backrub
>"oh anon I totally forgot I promised you a backrub today"
>I forgot too
Cont
>>710213982
>cuck beta niggerfaggot
>pedo faggot
Pick one
>>710220123
>not to her face
"Good morning beth. Did you sleep ok Joanne ? Oh hi, I didn't see you there pedo mom"
>>710226016
probably. this guys legit. no faggoting here
>>710226016
Probably. I posted an op pic and one anon said it was of his grandma. He actually took a goddamn picture and it was the exact same pic but autographed by his granny. Shit was unreal.
Sorry but you'll recognize most greentexts.
>>710226055
>this very naive girl is now sliding down her cot and crosses over into my cot in her white lace panties and bra
>in front of everyone
>rebel wilson turns her back and tries to sleep in apparent jealousy
>beta male leader with a creepy crush on the 13yo glares
>couple looks on amused as
>she gets in my bed and sits on my ass after she practically ripped away my sleeping bag
>starts to massage my back
>not going so low as my ass but I get worked over
>it is a very good massage
>awkward small talk is had by the others
>I can feel her thighs but since Im on my stomach I can't see her in her glory
>>710226389
>nearing the end of the best backrub in my life
>released endorphins make me woozy
>the usual pattern of me getting backrubs from her is that I let her cuddle in my lap for a while
>the usual backrub is clothed and us sitting up though
>when she is done she lays down on my back on top of me instead
>jesus christ her tatas
>I try to reroute my nervous system so those lonely and sparse sensory neurons on my back could give me more information
>she sighs
>I look to the side and couple anon is raising an eyebrow but giving me a sly smile
>this couldn't last though
>she suddenly gets off me
>"alright anon turn over and I'll do your front"
Cont
>>710226579
fucking cont!
>>710226579
don't you dare stop here norwegianon
>>710214288
Norsk, riktig?
>>710226579
>I'm suddenly not woozy
>DEFCON 1
>check if I has a boner
>miraculously no
>I'm getting early warning signals though
>turn over
>I'm in loose boxer shorts and on my back
>smiling a truly innocent smile she straddles me half sitting/hovering on my crotch
>starts to work my pecs, arms and stomach
>very professional
>being on my back I have full view of her
>I'll never forget that minute
>supple, firm flesh
>a bounty of innocence and lewd curves
>no wonder everyone assumes she's 18
>the inevitable happens
>boner is rising
>poking her in her crotch even
>she notices and freezes
>I have literally no face
>she blushes deep red
>"alright anon time to sleep"
>she scurries off me and I get a last glimpse of her fantastic behind as she climbs her cot.
>everyone else seem to be asleep or almost
>I can't sleep
>an hour later the couple sneaks out
>I heard from the guy later that couple gf got so horny from watching us that they had to sneak out and have sex on the toilet
>I settle for masturbating into the porridge
End
>>710226249
Yes.. I recognise some of the greentexts... Last time a lot of burgers were pissed of because they didn't believe that in europe we have male girls scout leaders...
You do a good job anon... would trust you as leader and give you my daughter to take care off
>>710226579
bump. DONT YOU 404 ON ME
>>710227157
Poor bastard. You ever see her again?
>>710227157
Ok that last part about the porridge might be an exaggeration.
>>710227172
That's very nice of you to say anon. I swear I'd teach her proper knife technique, fire making and how to build a lumber fort.
>>710227227
She moved and became a farmer. Eerily she looked exactly the same at 20. I guess she was done growing at 12.
>>710227436
Cool thread anon, was fun to follow for the past few hours but I'm off to bed, thanks for sharing. Be sure to come back next time you've got more loli- I mean girl scout stories. Peace and love from NYC
>>710227436
>>710227895
Same. You're a pretty alright dude, OP. Night.
I'm out of greentext for now.
I'll hang around for a while but let me thank you all for your time.
Time for my own scout greentext.
>Be Ausfag
>Australian Air Force Cadet because nothing better to do
>Was probably fifteen at the time
>We do some fun shit but mostly just hurrying up and waiting
>One weekend a local scout park agrees to let us conduct some exercises in their park
>We have a lot of space down here so scout troupes get their own fucking nature reserves
>We have some conditions, i.e don't interfere with their activities etc
>We show up at their park
>3km pack march to biv site (where the exercises will be conducted), typical
>Fucking easy, this is what we train for
>During trip some kid we called Dimes points into the bush
>Campfire
>Little faggots are sitting around a campfire singing songs
cont.?
>>710227995
Last few hours were great, thanks man
>>710207997
Best way to tie a hitch knot?
>>710207997
How many times you knock the lamp over with your erection? Or are u king burger faggotlord?
>>710207997
>male girl scout leader
these dont exist idiots.
Ever cum on the cookies?
>>710227895
>>710227991
Peace out bros!
>>710228038
Oh please do!
>>710228038
Go for it
>>710228038
>>710228263
>We all have a chuckle then back to complete silence and scattered formation
>No marching songs, apparently this was a "fully tactical exercise"
>Whatever
>We arrive at biv site
>Everyone starts pitching hoochies in the pitch black
>We're only allowed red torches because tactical
>End up "hutching-up" pretty quick
>Unfurl sleeping roll
>Pickett
>Fuck
>I have a 2100-0100 shift, four fucking hours of lookout
>Goddamn imperials (The exercise was star wars themed, we we're rebels, they let the nerd NCO decide)
>I'm up with two other guys
>I'm on the radio
>All of a sudden I hear something
>A faint sound like humming
>Look of into the distance, fucking campfire
>Other guys can hear it being carried on the wind
>Radio the Imperial watch to ask them about it and get told "Rebel watch this is Imperial watch, we hear it too, rebel scum, over"
cont.
>>710210434
So the bf is fat and hairy with a tiny dick too?
ITT terrible autistic erotic fanfic
>>710228410
>Tell them we should scare the shit out of them
>Screw our conditions
>We start planning a hostile takeover of their turf
>Some NCOs overhear and say it's a good idea (I know realise how stupid we both we're)
>Keep shit on the down-low for now, put away our maps we have meticulously marked out
>Realise we forgot to dig a shithole
>Had to dig a hole to shit in at 0100
>Wake up next morning and decide to get the day exercises done
>Everything goes smoothly, only one NDE, we would consider that a major success
>We start planning for our NitEx (Night Exercise)
>They have some huts and tents they sleep in, plus a central campfire in a clearing near them
cont.
Is anyone listening?
>>710228747
Gwan
>>710228747
I'm listening cont
>>710228747
Go on
>>710228747
>>710228747
>Plans are drawn up to have some of the rebel forces scout (hah) their area out before we move
>Get a few hundred meters from their site and ship out binoculars, they're still wide awake as expected
>lying in a ditch spying on children
>Living the life man
>We assess their situation, looks like they're "Akela" is fast asleep in his hut while the unsupervised scouts fuck around with fire
>safetybrief.gif
>We get in for a closer look, they will never see us due to pitch blackness and top tier Cam and Con (Camouflage and Concealment, a topic in Field craft)
>See these little fuck singing, being happy and having fun
>Fucking faggots
>Meanwhile we're wearing 10kg of equipment, sleeping on the ground, doing vigorous exercise and eating dehydrated shit out CR1Ms
>They talk about how much we hate the scouts for a reason
con.
>>710221724
Oi you jelly cuz u ain't us
>>710222727
We Germans are all ok.
>>710229150
Get to the point already
>>710229150
>Radio to Rebel base that we have the Intel
>Meet up with Rebel group and Imperial group
>Decide to split up and move on their campsite from all directions, then have one person scare the shit out of them and everyone pop up and surround them like cattle
>Alright let's do this
>We all crawl into position, time is apprx. 2245
>All of them have settled down a bit and are just singing around their fire
>We move nito position and await orders
>Radio starts blowing up with motivational bullshit
>We looks like we're about to kill these little fucks
>wewish.jpg
>I keep a close eye on my section as we leopard crawl as slow as humaly possible toward them
>Obvlivious little fucks
>Someone radios that they're going to throw a small rock at their site
>"OK", everyone agrees this is a good idea. spoiler: it wasn't
cont.
>>710220963
>US though. Heard that teachers aren't allowed to hug students there.
Never heard of that and hugged any of our teachers whenever it seemed appropriate.
>>710229367
Yeah all german adults I've met are pretty chill. You dress boring though.
Still, great company when drinking.
![The-Hunt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kT1RkwL.jpg "The-Hunt[1].jpg")
>>710229487
>We keep the silence, someone radios that no-one has thrown a stone yet
>Guy who said he'd do it reassures us he will
>He radios to us, "Everyone this is *call-sign*, and watch this"
>He stands up clutching his rifle and screams "GO GO GO" at the top of his lungs
>Everyone is startled and pops up
>Frightened shits are scared out of their mind
>They try to run but we are everywhere, all sixty of us begin to close in on them
>Some are crying in fear
>We are all manically laughing
>Someone blows a whistle twice (Our agreed upon signal to retreat) and we retreat
>mfw Next night there was no more singing
>Our CO gets an email about a "funny prank" on his scout group by us
>He's a little mad that we we're "interfering" but ultimately alright
>They never knew what really happened that night
>We got away with borderline child abuse
>NCOs just shut up every time the situation is brought up
>I will never forget those kids faces as they thought they we're about to die
End
>>710207997
how often do you molest the girls in your care?
post pics i know you have them
>>710229815
For work related purposes we always have a suit, we have no choice but to wear boring stuff. Except younger people, they dress like retarded unique snowflakes
>>710229847
>scouting in america
>>710207997
any patches like this one?
>>710207997
do you like your brownies moist or chewy?
