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>furry boys to fap to
I like this.
Sketchy sketch sketch
>>710198553
I like that firearms are the most popular method of suicide with roughly 50% of all suicides being suicide by firearm.
>>710201636
Neat.
>>710201769
Isn't it though? Like, the most popular methods are Firearm, with about half, then hanging/asphyxiation with roughly a quarter, then poisoning at about 17%, then various other methods like cuts/piercing, jumping, and even fire. Also, women are three times more likely to unsuccessfully attempt suicide than men until they turn 50, at which point they become less likely to attempt it at all.
>>710202423
Cuuuuute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3nYwTSkr0Q
>>710203129
whats this characters name?
>>710203188
doggo person
I want to create a game show where I ask questions the answers to which are fucked up. Questions about serial killers, tragedies, suicide, natural disasters, wars crimes, etc. There will be punishments for the person in last place at the end of every round, like having 50 gallons of animal blood poured on them or being waterboarded. And the prizes will be things like the awareness of the frailty of human life.
>>710203188
It's on the picture
>>710203569
the characters name is sigh?
>>710203375
what country would this game show be in?
>>710203700
ding ding ding
>>710203711
The United States. All guests would sign waivers freeing us of any liability as well as locking them into punishments if they earn them.
>>710203786
well thats lame
>>710203896
what did you expect
>>710203890
put your name back on so i may continue not seeing your posts
>>710203890
will this show be primetime?
>>710204005
a real name
>>710203890
Why not prisoners with life sentances?
>>710204092
It is there.
>>710204119
It will be sometime.
>>710204138
this is a furry we're talking about here
>>710204389
who's the host going to be?
Should I drink more?
>>710204503
I will be the host. I will also chain smoke and wear a drab suit.
>>710204503
his pet spider
>>710204571
There's no such thing as drinking too much. Unless you're driving.
>>710204571
sure
>>710204707
lovely, and you can have commentary from Eric
>>710204734
Nah im alone in a dark basement.
>>710204920
Eric would be the best cohost, though he'd have to be put far enough away that he won't be effected by the cigarette smoke.
>>710205311
oh, yeah, that's always a thing..
maybe he can be in a sound booth thing so the smoke won't reach him?
>>710204571
Drink till you post noodz!
>almost there but I noticed how hairy I am right now ;n;
>>710205608
That could work, yes. Though I don't want to make it seem like I'm crazy. I am a normal person hosting a game show with a spider that we mentally and physically torture contestants on while asking them a series of fucked up questions.
>>710205897
having a screen for a spider doesn't seem that crazy, especially when you put into account it's for health reasons.
>>710205780
It would be a lot kyuter if you did.
>>710206126
Yes, true. But then it would seem odd to just cut to a spider in a different room. Like we were trying to be weird or something. I don't want that. I want to be a normal game show but with the above aforementioned attributes.
>>710206467
i kinda of meant Eric would be behind some kind of barrier like plexiglass. you would still be able to see him and gauge his reaction to the conversation and the audience could see this too. i never said he was ever going to be out of view
hai fags
>>710206817
>kinda of
*kinda
>>710206846
hi, anon
>>710206945
how are you?
>>710206817
The issue is that he can't be close enough to be effected by the smoke since it could potentially kill him and that would make me sad. And also just randomly having the camera focused on a spider could be perceived as bizarre.
>>710207076
bored and probably going to go on a late night walk.
i just tried beating Giygas on Earthbound again for shits and giggles and he killed Paula and Jeff right before the praying sessions start, so i was like, 'fuck this'. may play Pokemon later tonight.
how are you?
>>710207321
oh, yeah, you bring up a good point.
that would be just too weird.
the audience would likely not be drawn in
>>710207167
..you're right, I have fuck all until I'm better groomed. Touche. I will be prettier by the weekend though so expect me to beg again then but harder >:3
>>710207462
I could potentially have just a regular human cohost who drinks.
>>710207606
that would be funny but i like the idea of a spider more, though the smoking kills him.
I wanna fap with someone...
>>710207903
I'll have to think more about it. I'm also thinking about putting in those stupid life line helpy things. But it would be like, ask a survivor or a serial murderer, or ask a rape victim, or something like that, and the only response they'll give is the story of their violent attack.
>>710208195
fapping is fun
especially when someone does it for you
>>710208549
Fapping is really fun. Especially when sexting or doing sum dirty talk. But I have liek nobody to help me out with that.
>>710208195
Same
>>710208768
Lets do it anon
>>710208768
Dirty talk is aight, but you gotta remember the more tame stuff.
I usually get off to really vanilla things, like the mention of a kiss with the guy i like makes me pop a boner with the wrath of mount saint helen
Fapping is the closest to sex ill ever get.
>>710208975
How exactly
>>710207327
not too bad, trying to enjoy the night
>>710209188
Or riding the bus.
group fap sessions...
>>710209719
that can happen too
>>710209891
group FAB sessions*
>>710209891
MAKE A KIK GROUP
>>710210130
What no
>>710209977
What is that
>>710209924
Come take a ride on my public transportation.
I was told I can't have overtime at work this weekend because I am over working myself.
Fuck life.
>>710210463
You may well be overworking yourself. When was the last time you had a day off?
Premature post.
I have had a weekend off when I hung out with Test, and a Saturday off because the factory was closed.
Beyond that I have worked every day except Sundays. I was sent home once because I had a 102 fever. It was not my choice.
Moo
>>710210393
you mean your
pubic
transportation
>>710211147
Hey now, that's gay.
>>710211266
im the prince of gays
>>710210922
So only Sundays off. Huh. Maybe they just don't want to pay you anymore?
>>710211493
Will you make me your queen?
>>710211601
I make around 500 on a good week.
I was trying to ask for double shifts. They said they might be able to do it.
>>710211911
The fuck do you need all that money for? I live very comfortably on that kind of money.
>>710211862
that would make you a mommy
>>710212027
Well, debts for one.
I just paid back 500 bucks to Cocks mom for my dental help, I owe my grandma 250 for getting me home, a friend for buying my GPU, 1250 to the dental clinic for my teeth being removed, and I don't know how much I have for my schooling.
After that I am saving 10k to either move back near Snuffles or to the coast.
>>710212268
Huh. I have literally 0 dollars worth of debt.
>>710212391
*GASP*
>>710212356
you can be my queen
>>710212462
How does one go about owing people money?
>>710212605
With loads of gratitude and a plan to pay it all back. A good work ethic helps.
>>710212143
I'll be the best damn mommy ever.
>>710212356
Shut up, don't you go ruining my dreams!
>>710212680
No, I mean, like, how does one get to the point where they need to borrow money? I've never borrowed money nor have I had to.
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>>710212835
Emergency shit. My teeth were about to literally kill me. I had to blow a lot to get them out. Plus I lost 2 jobs. It happens a lot with temp agencies.
After shit adds up you have to bail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BbvSlmpDV4
>>710212922
hey luc
>>710212560
You're the queen.
>>710212682
Jeff's the queen. The queeniest queen of them all.
>>710213164
how am I the queen?
and what kind of things would the queen do?
>>710213164
He doesn't even know how to be queen!
>>710212835
were you raised in the middle class
can I be princess instead?
>>710213309
You are the gayest of the fags.
>>710213434
He's too flaming to not be queen.
>>710213643
NO.
>>710213709
am I though?
>>710213732
aww
>>710213080
why the fuck is a PC music artist nightcore'd
dummies
>>710213935
you're not cool enough
>>710214084
I beg to differ
>>710214207
well consider me swayed you have proven yourself cool
>>710205617
I liek to make noodz the nutz is hairy tho
>>710213062
And how did your teeth go rotten?
>>710213510
No, I come from crippling poverty.
>>710214514
My last visit to a dentist was 2006.
>>710214593
I also haven't been to a dentist in many years. How often had you been brushing your teeth?
>>710214436
I'll Kik too
