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You know the drill, mortals. Ask me your questions of the future and they will be answered. My time here tonight is limited, however, so repeated questions, questions not of the future, and any such foolery will not be answered.
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Will papa trump win the election?
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>>710198015
yes, but he will not serve two consecutive terms
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Will he finish his first?
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>>710198261
yes, Hillary, however, is impeached two months into her presidency, which happens after trump's term
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Will we go to war with russia? If so will we win?
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would I be a good prostitute
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>>710198498
Will your name ever be revealed?
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Will he be a good president
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how many gay men get to fuck that sweet fag ass of yours
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>>710198766
no, the WOR (war on russia) doesnt start until 3036 and most of the world is enslaved by them
>>710198774
your career in prostitution never happens, so i can not say
>>710198952
i have no earthly name. the enlightened ones speak in a language that no mortals could comprehend
>>710199117
most of his voters are pleased with the state that he left the country, even though it went against most of what he promised
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>>710197614
do I have a chance with her?
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>>710199322
Are you immortal?
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>>710199322
when will the world end
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Will I kill myself?
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Will he build the wall oh great one?
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on what date do i lose my virginity, where, and what is her name.
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>>710197614
When will justice be served
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what happens after you die?
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Why wont god let me die?
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do i complete college in my 4 years
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is there an afterlife? if not, how can I avoid death (I.e. become immortal)?
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does religion exist in the future, or do humans finally gain some common sense? If religion gets eradicated, why and what are the consequences?
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will i have girlfriend by the end of this year or next year ?
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>>710197614
What will my friends and me do tomorrow?
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Who wins the world series tomorrow night? What's the score?
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does half life 3 ever release
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>>710199322

well damn, if I can't be a hooker then what is my future career?
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will anyone askme out??
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Is there a white ethno-state
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will i ever be truly happy
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When will I lose my v card
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>>710197614
Will the japanese be exterminated
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>>710197614
Shit nigga, things with both cacy and Mandy went south. What do
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>>710197614
why do you like feminine penis?
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will me and my gf finally fuck this weekend?
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>>710199412
yes, and your relationship lasts for 2 years
>>710199415
yes, i have always been and always will be
>>710199429
humanity ceases to exist around 5690, but the earth is not destroyed for another couple billion years after that
>>710199447
yes, on jan. 6, 2018
>>710199502
no, the wall stops construction after the protests
>>710199508
sept 17, 2019, in a hotel in florida, debby
>>710199561
to whom?
>>710199617
>>710199712
your soul is transported to either what you would call heaven, or hell, depending on how much evil remnant your body has accumulated
>>710199664
there is no overarching ruler, only a set of rules
>>710199668
yes, with a bachelor's in marketing
>>710199745
humans will always find something to put their trust in
>>710199755
no, your wife does not come into contact with you until dec. 5, 2020
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>>710200037
do the Japanese wipe themselves out by genetically engineering a tentacle monster to punish america for nuking them, but then it backfires?
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Why are you such a pussy ass virgin who pretends to know the future?
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>>710200203
do i ever get a girlfriend
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>>710200203
what is classified as "evil"
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>>710200203
cool I was going to marry her but 2 years is good enough
thanks op
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why are you telling us all this.
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is immortality achievable?
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will you ever find something better to do with your life then pretend to be from the future xD
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You dont know time travel OP. The atmosphere is stable. How are you connected then, faggot?
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what is "evil remnant"
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Is there a secret to immortality, and if so when is it discovered?
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>>710197614
When will the next big terorist attack happen
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When will I die and how?
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What so I have to do to succeed in my life?
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>>710200203
OP what will I spend my day doing tomorrow I must know...
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do i end up rushing the fraternity i got dropped from again, or find a new one? if so, which one?
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>>710200526
Yes. Probably never because it can't be used for profit.
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Great one, Will I get married? If so where and when will I meet my wife?
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>>710200203
When will i turn 30 years old?
this will really show us
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who will i marry ?
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do you ever get laid, or do you spend the rest of eternity bein an all knowing fag on an ancient website
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When will I go super saiyan?
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>>710200203
who will i marry then?
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>>710197614
On a devil's wing, do you take the left hand or the right?
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What is objectively the best Death Grips album?
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>>710199774
nothing, you dont even come into direct contact with them
>>710199804
cubs, 6-2
>>710199809
no, most of the people on the team are fired
>>710199833
you find a career in clothing design
>>710199886
yes, in 6 months and 2 days
>>710199969
that depends on what you define as happy
>>710200037
no, they are enslaved by russia
>>710200059
try again with cacy, she still wants you
>>710200162
no, you will try and she will break up with you as a result
>>710200302
yes, in 3 months
>>710200413
i need to fix interrupted timelines by distributing knowledge
>>710200427
>>710200526
we are all immortal in the second life
>>710200510
evil remnant is divine matter that clings to humans when certain acts are performed
>>710200573
in 2 years, the attack on the 9/11 memorial
>>710200582
july 2, 2055, natural causes
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>>710199561
>>710200203
Will it be served to the evil people and governments who destroy others and have yet to pay the price.
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Will I ever find a boyfriend oh wise one? And will he truly love me?
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>>710200980
Clown
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>>710201036
Who or what will I be reincarnated as?
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you just said that we all die and only live to go into heaven or hell, so are we immortal then or are you talking of reincarnation ?
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will i find success in nursing?
what will be the downfall of humanity?
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Will I ever find love and a peaceful relationship?
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Will I marry a chick or a dude?
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When will my new computer parts come in?
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when will i get a girlfriend
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are there other divine matter(s), and if so, what are they?
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>>710200203#
Why will I kill myself oh mystical one?
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>>710197614
when will i lose my virginity, and to whom?
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>>710201036
When will my girlfriend and ii break up
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when will i find out how to be happy
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When will I have my first sex?
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When and will I ever get swole by my standards?
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What ultimately happens with me and my girlfriend? how long do we have together?
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Will I ever find a way out of depression and loneliness?
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Will I get my G. E. D this year
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When will I get a qt gf and what will her name be?
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>>710201036
What will the future look like for me
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Will I be able to start to transition from male to female in the next 2 years?
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>>710197614
Will he ever love me back? I know i fucked up, and said some shit i shouldn't have, and I apologized and he took it pretty well, but i just need to know if i'm barking up an empty tree. So do you think my best friend will ever love me again?
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>>710197614
Will I ever stop being a fucking idiot?
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Will there ever be world peace?
Will corruption end?
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>>71019761
When do I die?
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>>710201122
Also what is his name?
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>>710200203
Me op.

Where will I live in a year from now?
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Will Mackenzie ever want me again?
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can i see ya tits
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When will the USA fall
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>>710201036
what will she say when she breaks up with me? gotta think of a comeback
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can i see ya tits?
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How do my problems with her end up?
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>>710197614
Paoa, do I die alone or do I have a wife?
And where do I live when I grow up?
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>>710201549
Shut the fuck up.
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>>710197614
Who keeps stealing me fucking mail?
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Will I ever find love or be successful?
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when will i meet my future boyfriend? and whats his zodiac sign
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>>710200980
none
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but tits.....???
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when will the US government reveal
to its citizens that Aliens are real?
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Will I finally date Kay?
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Make up a human name you like in English letters.
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>>710201711
cuck
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>>710201202
We get a glimpse of immortality on death. Once our souls have had enough of being supermassive entities trapped in a dimension yet free from its chains, we return to the chains and bind ourselves again. This is reincarnation. This is how we live forever as an energy. You can come back as a fly or as another human. Literally live another's life. Or you can make up a life. Or you can keep exploring the vastness of the empty universe. This is where lots of theologists come up with the "Flat Earth" society. The only habitable planets we've seen outside of time likely had a similar story to earth's. So, these theologists figure that everyone might as well believe that the earth is flat just to appease the masses that don't want to accept that life is eternal.
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Will i ever get my crush to like me?
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Ay, is reincarnation a thing?

If yes, have you ever met the same person twice?

If no, when does world war 3 start?
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>>710197614
Will I move out of the country?
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When do I win the power ball?
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>>710201750
You'll get your mail back when you stop ordering subscriptions to Fags Illustrated.
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Will the gods in my head ever come back?
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When will I die and how?
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what is the name of the next girl who is interested in me. how can i find her.
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>>710201768
You'll see him on your radio. He's a Sagittarius.
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>>710197614

where am i right now
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>>710197614
Will I ever be happy?
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>>710197614
Do I ever get to live alone in the woods like I want?
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>>710197614
How do I DP my fav bitch with my bangbuddy without rubbing cockskins?
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>>710197614
Do any notable people rise to power in the Baltic in the next 100 years? If yes their names please.
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Did Op abandon us
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>>710202093
wtf how can i see someone on my radio
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do et ever expose themselves? When?
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>>710200610
you spend most of the day on the computer, but stop occasionally to get food and make bathroom breaks
>>710200618
you stay with the same one
>>710200740
yes, on jun 14, 2024 to a woman named julie that you meet at a bar
>>710200812
do not ask me questions you already know the answer to, as that is wasting both of our times
>>710200813
steven
>>710200945
sarah
>>710200980
clown
>>710201083
all humans get justice for the amount of evil remnant their bodies have
>>710201122
yes, in 6 years
>>710201185
>>710201202
there is no such thing as reincarnation, your soul is taken out of your body and given a new form
>>710201203
yes, nuclear fallout
>>710201215
no, you die before finding love
>>710201246
a man named thomas
>>710201296
in 3 months and 12 days
>>710201308
yes, but there is too much to explain here. only enlightened ones have the mental capacity to know this. if you are enlightened, you will find a way to contact me directly, then you will know all that i know
>>710201325
your self-hatred
>>710201339
you never do
>>710201367
in 3 weeks when you find her cheating
>>710201371
happiness is a subjective truth
>>710201392
on dec. 10, 2040
>>710201410
you dont because you are never willing to commit
>>710201441
you have a year, 1 month, and 3 days left, you get tired of the relationship and want to see others
>>710201459
yes, your girlfriend in 5 months
>>710201469
no, you fail and succeed next year
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will WoW have a 7th expansion
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>>710197614
give me the numbers of Argentina's Loto Extraction
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Will 2017 be a good year for me?
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Will it be ok even if I never tell him?
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>>710201622
A secluded hut on the side of a hill
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how do you become enlightened? Studying human philosophy?
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>>710201367
>>710202243
but i dont have a gf
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Will one of the beautiful women ever love me?
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Should I ask her out?
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When will I meet my gf
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is time travel possible in both directions of time
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>>710202243
What's the name of the woman I marry? Will I ever divorce?
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will Iran ever become a super power
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Are you able to describe What we know as Heaven or Hell.
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>>710202243
what do you mean by new form? like devil? angel?
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will I be famous?
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>>710202162
Mohammed something
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>>710202243
Will my musical career ever take off?
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How can i find my next girlfriend and what is her name?
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is a mortal such as myself able to summon a divine. if so, how? if not, why?
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boobs vs. ass: which one have the future generations decided reigns supreme?
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will i get back together with my ex gf
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Will I succeed in a political career and be able to push my actual policies on a national level?
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Will i be successful and get into the colleges i wish
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do i adopt a son?
do me and jo have a shot?
will i lose my virginity to her?
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Will I get marry?
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>>710202243
will me and her get married and if so when and where?
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>>710202243
Is my girlfriend someone im close too or someone i will meet? Whats her name?
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Will I ever fall in love?
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>>710201503
tomorrow, beth
>>710201506
what exactly do you want to know?
>>710201527
no, the hormones react badly with your body
>>710201549
no, his love is gone, you need to move on
>>710201585
world peace is not a human concept
>>710201593
in 4 months and 4 days
>>710201624
yes, she does now
>>710201639
in 3037 when we try to take on russia
>>710201657
she brings up your flaws, you have no comebacks as this is a fixed timeline
>>710201702
you live in denver where you meet your wife maria
>>710201758
yes
>>710201768
in the woods, pices
>>710201844
we are the only life forms
>>710201881
yes, in 2 years
>>710201896
the oracle
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>>710202243
What classes do I have tommorow? Cant find schedule
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What great adventure awaits me tomorrow?
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OP YOU MISSED ME I DOUBT YOU NOW WHEN WILL I GO SUPER SAIYAN?
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>>710202243

After all humans die what species become dominant
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How can you travel backwards along a timeline without changing it. Surely if you travel back in time your presence would change it to create an alternative timeline to the one you travelled on.
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>>710202960
>how do you become enlightened? Studying human philosophy?
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If i stay persistent, will she like me?
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>>710202680
kek you have no idea how xenophobic those people are, I highly doubt this answer.
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>>710203059
tentacle monsters
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does hannah and her boyfriend break up? if so, do i have a shot?
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>>710201036
What will the future look like for me
>>710202960
What happens tomorrow
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>>710197614
Which virtual currency is become big in the next 5 years?
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>>710202960
How much do you like The Matrix oh great Oracle
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>>710202960
You mean Pisces right? What's his name?
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What will my next girlfriends name be?
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How can I effectively harness the ability to travel forwards and backwards in time?
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Will I get into medical school this cycle?
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why do i not lose my virginity? rejection, anxiety?
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Who will I next have sex with?
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>>710203377
be OP
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When I get my boyfriend in 6 years, will he want kids? I don't want any kids. Will he leave me if I don't want kids?
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When will i lose my virginity?
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Will I ever marry? If so what is her name and nationality? Also will I ever leave the state I'm in?
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how badly will the hormones react?
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Will I settle down and have children with that cute Catholic girl in my class?
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will I ever find a haircut that actually looks good on me
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>>710202857
Books, you can fuck them without getting shitdick
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How do I die?
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Will i ever lose virginity and to who?
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Can I support myself with my YouTube career within the next 2 years or ever at all?
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>>710202960
why did you just refer to USA as "we"? If you'll ignore my question, you're a fraud.
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>these raging virgins
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>>710202960
why are you here answering questions?
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>>710197614
Okay. I need to know if you're legit. How old will I turn next year?
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>>710197614
Where will my cat be ten minutes from now?
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When will I start losing weight
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Will things work with Jade? Or did I screw them up permanently
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What job will I have
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What is the exact day of my death?
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Will my gf do the good sUcc this week?
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>>710197614
Are we gonna move to Arizona next year?
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>>710203608
nice typo, hope one of the books you're fucking is a dictionary
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How will I die
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Does my gf love him more than me? Also what is his name.
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Will I ever find an activity in which I will not become bored of after some weeks?
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>>710203900
ay, you should tho
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>>710203900
Are you from SC?
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>>710203667
What's your channel anon?
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Will the Cowboys get to the super bowl? If yes, who wins and what's the score?
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Do everything I have planned for next year be executed perfectly?
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>>710204093
Nah, ID
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will I ever find a hot normal lesbian to date, instead of these fucking sjw feminazi bitches that go to my school
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when will i die and how?
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>>710197614
I'm trying to get pics from this girl, will she send them tonight?
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>>710203667
drop that link and we'll see fam
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>>710204075
We want to
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>>710197614
May 23rd 2033
Do ya remember what happens?
If not I'm not going to bother with ya.
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When will i die
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>>710203830
They are already fucked up. She is thinking about Brody.
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>>710201930
she already does
>>710201940
the closest thing to ww3 that happens is the wor
>>710201973
no
>>710202012
you dont
>>710202046
no, your situation is uncurable
>>710202058
march 17, gunshot to head
>>710202091
emma, at school
>>710202144
no, you live in a suburban neighborhood
>>710202162
no, their economy is mostly undisturbed
>>710202318
yes, next year
>>710202443
that depends on your definition of good
>>710202445
no, your relationship ends as a result
>>710202490
you are chosen by the divines, you dont earn it through learning
>>710202538
yes, your relationship lasts for 4 monts
>>710202544
which one?
>>710202549
humans are never able to achieve such technology, and the divines never bestow it upon any mortals
>>710202607
sofi, yes, but you remarry in 2 months
>>710202623
no, they are enslaved by russia
>>710202632
heaven is what we have now without the capacity for violence or hatred, and hell is what we have now without the capacity for love or compassion
>>710202639
that is information only the enlightened can know
>>710202655
what do you consider famous?
>>710202690
no, but you always keep it up as a hobby
>>710202695
meghan, through your vacation to new york
>>710202816
divines such as myself are only put forth when the hive mind agrees on it
>>710202862
yes, in 3 years
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Will I ever publish successful a manga in Japan?
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I have a question: Will there be an attack on the freedom tower in nyc sometime in the future? If so, what date?
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Will I ever see her again? If so will i have a chance?
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>>710197614
HOW FUCKING HIGH ARE YOU? cap;s, and when did you become such a mask weilding faggot?
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How will my current relationship end up? Estimated time left?
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Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons? is leaving for college a big issue?
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>>710204363
who is chosen by the divines to be enlightened, when in their lives, and what is the criteria?
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does elder scrolls ever release a new game?
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Where can I find the business partner I'm looking for?
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do we ever lose an entire race or ethnic group?
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What kind of dogs will I get in the future? I'm still stuck on what kinds of dogs I want.
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Will I go through college?
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what will I major in?
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when will fallout 5 release
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Does the girl I like at work like me back? And should I ask her out?
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>>710204363
Is she the one that i will date in 5 months?
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why were you put forth? are any other divines put forth?
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Am I going to pass my med exam?
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>>710204363
I ask again will I ever marry and what is her name?
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How long is she gonna make me wait?
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>>710197614
Will faggots on /b/ like yourself ever reintegrate with society?
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what will my future be like?
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>>710204363
What is my next girlfriends name and when will I meet her
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will I get laid by the end of 2016?
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Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons? is leaving for college a big issue???
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Will I be happy if I continue pretending that I am a Christian, thus keeping the family and friends that I've had all my life; or will I be happier if I come out as an atheist, lose them all and start over, living as my true self?
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when will i date lilly?
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will I ever date her? is she even into guys?
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Should I try college a fourth time?
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When will I have sex and by who
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Will my line of work get me killed?
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Will I be lonely forever
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>>710204866
Shut up Jaren
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am i going to marry her and if so when?
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>>710202864
you are the dictator of the southeast division of the divided states
>>710202912
yes, july 4, 2031, in the bahamas
>>710203059
we are the only species
>>710203076
my purpose here is to fix the timeline
>>710203222
yes, no
>>710203289
all currency is destroyed in the collapse of 3038 and bartering is the new form of trade
>>710203308
Jon
>>710203335
kim
>>710203407
yes
>>710203412
your antisocial nature
>>710203455
yes, yes
>>710203503
yes, kendra, african, no
>>710203581
you are hospitalized for the rest of your life
>>710203667
yes, on a very low budget rent
>>710203692
my form is currently manifested in the U.S.
>>710203795
whatever i say, you will move her to a different location to try to prove me wrong
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Are lillin real? Also do I have cancer?
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Will I ever strike big in my music career, and if so, what is my way to success?
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>>710204363
Was Nostradame an enlightened one?
Will I stay with her?
Will I ever go to space?
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How do i die?
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I know you've gotten a bunch of these OP, but can you tell me her name?
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>>710204363
will I win my next League match?
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Will a civil war break out in the USA again?
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>>710204897
depends on how old you are. If ur still dependent on them, then just keep ur mouth shut until you aren't, then you can do whatever the fuck you want. That's what I did, they weren't happy but they couldn't really do anything about it and just sort of accepted it/ignored it
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What will I ultimately ending up doing in my life? Career wise I guess.
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Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons?
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>>710205072
Why do you not answer questions that can prove you are liar? For example, prove your real and tell me what classes I had today in Uni?
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>>710197614
Who kills me?
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Will I get the girl?
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will my sisters boyfriend propose this thanksgiving like we all think he will?
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What job will I get in the future
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>>710205072
Where will I meet Kim?
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>>710205239
I'll be distancing myself from most of my family and friends. This is kind of huge. I still want to hear what OP has to say about this.
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when do I get my next job?
where?
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Can you give us a rough percentage of bow many of us on /b/ will go to "Heaven" because it's no secret most of us are broken pieces of shit. I imagine we have a special corner in hell for us all.
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im calling fraud on this
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>>710205072
what's wrong with the current timeline tho
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>>710205072
Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons? is leaving for college a big issue?
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>>710205257
I have a strong urge to tell you "no"
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>>710205072
Cat guy again. Its actually a he for one. And two you answered two minutes late.... I am dissapoint, didnt even think about moving him. If you guess his name I'll forgive you. Heres a hint, it starts with b. Will post pic for proof after you guess.
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Will I ever feel like a belong somewhere or with someone?
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Will thomas ever like me back?
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Hey, OP. There's a girl I know, and I just said I loved her. Apparently she likes me, too. Will it last?
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>>710197614
Will me and my ex get back together in the next year? If not then, any time in the future?
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Will i go out with lilly and when will it happen?
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>>710205382
>atheist
>asking a so called "divine" for answers
It seems the apple falls closer to the tree than you thought anon
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Will I ever truly be happy?
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When will I lose my virginity & girls name
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>>710205569
>69
You are set for life mate
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>>710203856
attorney
>>710203872
sept. 4, 2066
>>710203900
no, you never get enough funds
>>710203948
bomb explosion
>>710204211
answering this will affect the timeline in a negative way
>>710204242
no
>>710204328
no major events occur on this date
>>710204449
read my past replies
>>710204541
your exact amount of time left is 4 months, 13 days
>>710204587
only the enlightened can know this. contact me directly and you will be given the knowledge you seek
>>710204665
yes, 3 more before their bankruptcy
>>710204689
no, most are enslaved
>>710204747
medical engineering
>>710204771
yes, you have guessed correctly
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why did you choose to 4chan community to give revelations to? there are better communities out there, that's not a secret
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Who was I watching on youtube at 11:41 pm?
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when and how do i die
>>
Who wins Super Bowl 51?
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Op please tell me who will kill me so that i may kill them first.
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What am I sitting on?
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When will I die
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>>710205725
Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons? is leaving for college a big issue?
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what will be the name of my company?
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how can i contact you directly? if there is a prerequisite to do so, what needs to be done?
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>>710205257
pros- sex with maddie

cons- she'll give you aids that she contracted from an incestuous relationship with her father, and will ask you hide it and say you gave it to her. You of course will accept because you are hopelessly in love. Everyone thinks you got it from a guy, and will spend the rest of your short life being calling you Fag-ic Johnson
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>>710205725
Okay what age do marry this Kendra? Also is she big bodied or normal sized?
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Where and when will I lose my virginity
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When do I die and how?
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Should I move in with my girlfriend or not? Would it be good or bad in the long run?
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>>710205672
I'm asking anyone at this point for advice. Also, I'm not certain if OP is a divine and I'm more agnostic than anything else.
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What kind of job will I be doing after college ?
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WHEN WILL I GO SUPER SAIYAN OP ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION
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How can I motivate myself better?
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Will I ever become fit
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can you please tell me how my court date is gonna end? will my first offense be something easy to deal with?
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Will I come out victorious in the current situation I'm in?
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>>710205870
You commit suicide after you get divorced.
So not sure what to tell you...
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>>710197614
tell me why a dark cloud follows me, sabotaging critical junctures of my life. Feels like everytime my destiny reaches a high its stolen away???
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how do i contact you directly?
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Will I ever go to prison? If so, what for?
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>>710206148

get a dog. Every day when you feel like a lazy pos, think "If I fuck up today, this dog is going to be sad and neglected, and die". Works every time
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>>710205725
>>710205725
Op please i need to know will i have sex with Maddie please mate i need to know and if so what are the pros and cons? is leaving for college a big issue? Sorry im asking so much but i need to know and if so when?
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How much longer will my relationship last?
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>>710204795
the hive mind sent me, i am one with all other divines
>>710204806
yes, with a c-
>>710204812
yes, joni
>>710204866
no, it will happen on jan 1, 2017 at 3:00 am
>>710204886
yes, but nothing else happens between you and her
>>710204897
your happiness is not bound by your friends and relatives
>>710204963
you wont need it in your future
>>710204992
no, but it will get you hospitalized twice
>>710205127
yes, i chose him
>>710205196
yes, in 51 minutes
>>710205191
emily
>>710205267
questions like these waste my time here, i am here to enlighten you mortals, it is up to you whether you will believe or not, but i am not here to prove anything
>>710205333
a woman named betty hitchcock
>>710205381
you save her life in an alley
>>710205405
around 40% of the daily users
>>710205446
that is too much to explain, contact me and you will know all
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>>710204363
Just for confirmation, the name of the girl I should ask out is:?
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>>710197614
Do i achieve the goals i have set this year?
Does she reciprocate my feelings for her?
The one i am currently occupied with
That girl
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>>710206464
yeah but I want to be able to motivate myself to do school work and get my life in order; not care for a dog. Also I'm in a dorm so not possible
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>>710206503
You need to die already
OP said no repeats
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>>710206266
what did u do
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What will be my career? I'm not interested in teaching and sports. I prefer writing and drawing. Will I use my hobbies in the future or will they be simply something I do when I'm bored?
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Will I lose my virginity this year? Is it someone I'm currently interested in?
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>>710206464
Don't do it if you are severe depressed and prone to anger and physical violence.
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>>710206503
She rejects you because you're clingy, desperate, as pathetic as fuck.
Pro - You do well in college.
Con - She falls in love with Tyrone.
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When will I get laid
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Will she ever get clean or will my son have to go through the same pain I went through with my father
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>>710204919
will I ever date her? is she even into guys?

I need to know this please
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>>710206578
what will be the name of my first company?
and the second one?
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>>710205333
if you look up betty hitchcock, the first thing google autofills to is "betty hitchcock obituary". Congrats anon, you've already won
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I've been wanting to propose to my gf, but I'm so anxious I just move on to another subject. Please OP. I need to know how the relationship goes.
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>>710205491
>>710205725
You just gonna ignore that i completely called out your shit? C'mon man you're better than this.
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>>710205392

you forgot this one.....
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>>710206578
>>710206578
What will her name be sorry i know you have a ton of these but....
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When is the next time I will see my boyfriend and what will we do?
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>>710206746

it's always fucking tyrone
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>>710206666
>those quads
The Antichrist apparently.
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>>710205725
What the fuck OP, that was an easy question, of course the Cowboys will make it to the super bowl, have you even seen Dak Prescott play, so called "all knower" bullshitter. This man is a FRAUD. "Enlightened one" my ass
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