Well?
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Well?
"Regular order?"
>>710185426
"But I think the asians were trying to drop the price more so it might not even be sold"
"Did you want to go to the movies later?"
"why won't you"
>>710185426
"i don't think american staples need sustenance though"
"I was outside and she called again."
"Sounds good, i'll be there"
i dont have a phone
>>710185426
"Replace my fence cunt"
also, I had some tortellini because Kyle had some leftover and want's to get rid of it
"As long as I don't have jack in the box tonight it shouldn't be a problem lol"
"it's when you have nothing better to do, so...."
"Clothes in dryer, doctors on Sunday"
"Went well"
"and i don't know when I'll stop." it was split text
I fully expected them to lose this game.
"Is it gay to jack it to this?"
"my mom ate my dog two minutes ago"
172.56.26.113
"k".
>>710185426
Am I working tomorrow?
"No but he said it might turn into it."
"oh"
"House is secure."
"No big"
>>710186169
kek
oi you can't drop that bomb and then just disappear.
>>710185426
Wats going on fag
"i fucking hate niggers"
>>710185426
cam still wants pizza?
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
fitting
"And then she stopped texting me"
>>710186110
someone's taking it in the bum tonight
>>710185426
On the crapper...call you shortly.
"Ate to much im going to explode"
>>710186422
What was the bomb?
"But mom the school bathrooms have shit and piss stains all over and I don't want to poop on a toilet with poop smeared all over it"
>>710185426
"Alright rob, take care"
>>710186022
Thats a weird text to send
"I'm here"
>>710185426
And that's more than enough
hot
"I guess so"
>>710186802
I got a blister carving it tho
"kek"
"Merci bcp ! Bonne soirée"
>mfw
"i put em in fridge overnight right?"
>>710186056
Well, did he?
"I don't want your dumbass soundcloud"
"I shared it on google drive"
>>710185426
"Maybe later tonight"
>>710185426
"hey dude happy Halloween"
feels bad man
Why does your ass hurt?
>>710185426
I'm okay.
>>710185426
"No not yet, I'll look."
"When are you going for BCT?"
"hey what pizza should i bring and how many?"
>>710185426
I feel like you are the type of person who could attempt a fairly accurate rendition of ave maria with your asshole
>>710185426
Like Urahara, been there since the beginning of the series and we only get to see benihime's shikai
Happy birthday! The dog food disappeared last night, I'm going to walk them this morning but I'm not able to buy dog food....I hope you get back soon
This happens when you dont suck me
"I can't go >:|"
"yeah lmao"
>>710185426
"Your memes are shit"
>>710186022
"Those icons are why I hate you"
"dude. its 3 in the fucking morning. Whats the problem?"
>>710185426
>in the middle of texting someone who's grandma just died
I'm sorry.
>>710186203
Talking about the cubs?
U in?
Doing this the right way
"It wasn't that great lol"
>>710185426
Looks like my toilet bowl after a shit
"Diddy Kong is the real god"
I'm meeting the Egyptians in Jersey City later.
"yo what up with it?"
"Fuck you aaron"
>>710185426
streaks
>>710187053
The feels
(ex gf) is now studying to become a teacher, the image in my head is anxiety problems + obsessive + sex things
"Is it weird if my asshole itches when I take a shit?"
Hello madam president
>>710185426
"I like burning churches"
Yes, i do want spaghetti
>>710185426
>"Try it some day."
>>710185426
"Im in an exercise all week"
Jacob. If i have to hear about your new toaster one more god damned time i swear to god im gonna kill you with it
>>710185426
"People like to bitch about anything these days"
>I'm going out trick or treating. Love you
I guess it was a trick.
>"Browsing through 4chan"
>"brb"
>>710185426
"Sweet!"
Hey, I've never asked anyone this before, but you seem like a different girl. Can I smell your feet?
we good i deposited for 5
You wanna come over to my place and hang out tonight?
>>710185426
"seriously why do we accept Jews in society they want to destroy us all"
her response was "wheres Hitler when you need him"
"Yesssss, how bout tomorrow after I get home?"
You always do this XD
>>710185426
But its free food
That's why I'm washing my hands alot and avoiding my eyes
"What do you mean you messed up?"
"You said you don't have ugly feet."
>>710185426
Thanks
Sent to my boss earlier this afternoon.
>>710185426
"I should be free, we might be able to do a meal at my house again if you guys are down."
>>710185426
"We need to pay rent. Call me please."
kek
>>710190205
i uh.. think i'll have to pass
>>710188851
This
"spanger danger"
When UM Dearborn is the #1 safest 4 year university.
"It takes like 4 minutes"
>>710185426
"I don't give a fuck what you have to do, pull his teeth out, skull fuck him, get me my money!!"
My girlfriend is on her period. No sex tonight. :(
"Oh okay"
>>710190472
If dubs you reveal full story
"This is Jeremy"
>>710185426
FUCK
>>710190472
my old night shift manager has said that one before
"Did I say the right lie?"
"Dude i just dropped a bunch of acid"
>>710185426
My favorite manager is gone :(
"K should i leave now?"
Glad you're not crying anymore
>>710185426
Well, I ship ur mum.
with Magic Johnson
my Magic Johnson
Cos it works miracles
>>710185426
''WHAT DID YOU WEAR LAST NIGHT?''
>>710185426
"the dude's a hero. real or not. lol"
"Hey, text me when you get home."
Hey, on my next day off, you want to go out?
>>710185426
Help me I'm dieing
"All I think about during the day is you. "
Faggot emos stop bleeding on my halloween candy
"shit, i forgot the tampons!"
ok. that one was made up AF but its still funny.
>>710185426
>>710185426
Why don't you even lift? Calle modelo 4 lyfe nigga
bump
Bro I have a question?
>>710185426
"Thank fuck today is over.."
neat, lol
>>710185426
"Tell her you got a friend that wants to be all up in her guts."
The highest I found was 510
Barely any at all. Didn't even go through two bags.
yeah it's life, it's always something
" I must insist she hold onto her precious loot!"
Wil u d8 me
Zoboomafoo
I'm trying a few more things to see if maybe I can change it to work better but no promises. It'll be ready whenever you want it though
>>710187970
Totol winrar
"Damn, how did it do that?"
>>710185426
Meet you there after work
gonna need new shoes
"very nice"
>>710185426
"I'm in the library, what's cracking"
Something with protein
where you dump it
"he decided he was just gonna shoot better"
>>710185426
Will wants me to help him get set up for animals tomorrow.
>>710185426
"Bahahaha, stupid Kelly Rowland."
I always knew Diana was into that weird shit.
>>710185426
"How much for the 3 80s?"
Doesn't work.
"Damn. I was kinda hoping you'd say 6 so I wouldn't be tempted."
"Watching tonight?"
