Why are girls so mean? Where did I go wrong? What to do /b/?
>>710179881
Dubs decide what to say
If she wasnt a cunt, she probably would have thought that was funny. Move on.
>>710179881
>>710179881
Shall we meet in a secluded area to engage the act of cunnilingus?
>>710180198
I was so close ....T_T
reroll
>>710179881
I keked but women only respond if youre super attractive, ignore them, or cuck yourself. Youve already failed option one and two but i have a good feeling youve got a firm grasp on option three.
>>710180198
Wtf is cunnilingus?
>>710179881
You're probably ugly
>>710179881
>have the Merve
Holy fuck op you are going to be a great father
Sorry was just trying to get the convo off on a better start. Can I start again? Hello Merve my name's (insert your name), nice to have the opportunity to talk to you. How's your day evening etc. Continue from there anon
>>710180328
Virgin
>>710180328
seriously? If this is OP no wonder you need our help. Also Google
>its pussylicking
do you want to dance the adolf hitler with me :)
>>710179881
My dogs got no nose
How does it smell?
Of badger blood
>>710180619
Roll
Let's get together and you can slap my junk around
>>710180619
One last roll
Gimme your address so I can come over and fuck you already
>>710180665
Roll
Would you like to have a cup of coffee with me and start a long lasting healthy relationship?
>>710180619
Rollin
>>710179881
Tell her to kill herself op. That dad joke was too great
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Show Merve ya titties, bitch!
hey fun fact, my mobile provider is VIRGIN and I also am one! LOL so weird haha, would you... h-h-elp me with that? :3
Do you have a paypal I can donate to? My fetish is giving women money - no strings attached, of course.
>>710180913
roll
>>710179881
I'm aways surprised by other guys how incredibly sociallly moronic they are with girls
Can I see your cunt?
Tell her to kill herself, although with an attitude like that she was probably to anyway
>>710180881
Kek haven't seen this in a while
Rooollll
How big is et douh?
>>710179881
okay so don't be a fucking pussy and don't make cringey jokes
second: but also dont be a complete dick
>>710180944
Winrar!
fuck those white sjw girls. get yourself a latina or a european girl and live life right.
Is Merve gonna hafta choke a bitch?
>>710181004
reroll
>>710181016
>haven't seen this in a while
>literally gets posted dozens of times every single day
fuck off newfag
>>710180944
go OP
>>710179881
"You talk like a fag, and your shits all retarded"
>>710180913
>>710180944
WINRAR
>my faraway gf want me to send her 1k per month
>she treats me like a bitch insulting me and humiliating me
>she sends me pictures of her with other guys at the club as i cant go becouse im a ascociale fuck.
>she called me once while doing a blowjob i could only hear sloppy sounds and a chad laughing at me
>i lover her so much b :)
...sigh
Hahahah. I would have deff not been a cunt-o, anon. All of us aren't faggots to you males, I promise.
Now wreck her brain using every insecurity she's got >;3
>>710181467
How big et doh, i need it round.
>>710181573
>Reroll because wtf
>>710181467
today OP wasn't a faggot
>>710181467
Rip anon, must have been cringe
>>710181467
No ":3" would have made it funnier or ballsier.
>>710181493
How you doooin?
>>710181467
So, what two races do you get confused for?
>>710181838
Reroll
Jk lol let me butt fuck your butt you fuck.
>>710181467
What I mean by that is I want to suck the cum out of your nippies and then let you rub my balls until i jazz everywhere. Helpo helpo.... That's Spanish, I'm bisexual
>>710181949
Reroll
>>710181929
REROLLING. Holy shit that's great.
>>710181467
...I'm so sorry for that cringey message. Let me make it up to you with free money.
>>710181949
One more roll
Please fuck me :(((
>>710181467
Are you a ladyboy or do i need to find a different sucki sucki penis?
>>710181929
Rolleroni
>>710182070
Reroll
>>710181467
Is your Mary hairy?? I hate hairy Mary's
>>710182179
Roll
'in all seriousness there's something about your face that makes it really punchable'
>>710181004
Rolling
Want to play my favorite game? It's called ass plow fuck fuck time.
>>710182070
Reroll this
>>710179881
She wasn't being mean, she was asking you to try harder, stupid.
>>710180881
roll
>>710181467
Please say yes as I can't wait for cummies
>>710181467
My guy.....RIP in spaghetti. Never forgetti.
>>710182070
Rollioilito
>>710182404
Roll
>>710182404
Reroll
>>710181467
lol just kidding tho, look I get very nervous around cute girls and downloading Tinder was my idea of trying to work on this, you are literally the cutest girl I have seen here so idk I just wanted to make you laugh right way but obviously didn't work out
Would you like to hang out tomorrow? At worst you will get free meal and will have a story to tell your friends about how tinder dates suck?
At best I can impregnate you with my sperma and you can peel off the smegma from my dick head with your tongue
>>710182404
Roll for win
>>710182528
gettttttttttttttt
>>710182404
Kek. Roll
>>710182528
rollerrrrr
>>710182528
check
Any response OP?
>>710182528
pls gett
>>710182528
doubles
>>710182404
roll
>>710181467
Lol j/k I have had sex on lots of women! I kW how to make them ovulate like crazy!
>>710182711
Winrar
>>710180393
This
I can pay you $4000 for a handjob
It'll be easy for you. We can meet at a mutually agreed upon location and I will give you $2000 as insurance. After that, we can go to a hotel room and there you can pull down your pants and I'll jack you off.
dude i think you might be gay
Ｗｅｌｌ ｈｅｌｌｏ ｔｈｅｒｅ
>>710182884
roll
>>710182884
roll
>>710182911
winrar
>>710181467
Whatever I bet u r fat
>>710182884
rolling fo rthis
>>710182884
this
>>710182884
czech them
>>710182884
last roll
do you feel lonely at nights?
>>710182884
Role
>>710182884
rolling for this
>>710180428
Yeah fucking right. I would bet money that the majority of the people who use that word have never even smelled pussy aside from stealing their sister's panties.
>>710182884
rolling for dubs
>>710181467
Pls respond my mom really wants me to get a girlfriend. Pls respond
>>710181467
my lifes turning to shit and i laughed my ass off, thank you OP
>>710182884
this.
>>710182884
check em
>>710182884
I fucking lol'd
>>710179881
Tinder in general is fucking cringeworthy.
They push being funny but all it is is dudes copying and pasting shit from Google. But thays not the cringeworthy part, the women actually fall for it. Obviously its an app for getting laid but i laugh so hard when the women actually think that these overused lines dictate whether a guy is date worthy.
>>710182884
rolling
>>710182884
i'll get dubs eventually
>>710180619
Rawl
>>710182884
this
>>710182884
Reroll, I've never seen a thread suck this much at dub
>>710182884
18th time lucky
>>710182884
19th time?
>>710184271
Reroll
>>710180881
Fucking rolllllll
>>710184317 (>>710182884)
winrar
>>710184299
YES, FINALLY
>>710181467
Couldn't be that bad, you started off with a light joke then this
Pretty sure she'll figure that you're not being serious and shit and if not then she's just some stuck up cunt that you should dismiss
>>710179881
>>710180944
DO IT OP
>>710182884
Op the fuck are you
>>710181573
Roll cuz lol
>>710180423
Bait
start by not being a fucking bitch
>>710184299
Winrar
>>710184633
Winwar
>>710184744
Winrar
>>710184442
He already did it you fucking turbopotato
If she's not gonna reply, you're just gonna have to merve on OP
>>710184828
Losrar lol
>>710184889
>Losrar lol
>>710184889
>>710184317 (>>710182884)
Send this winrar to someone else, OP
With all the potential jokes that can be used with "Merve," I'm honestly a little sad that someone would ever do that to their child...
>>710179881
Grab her right by the pussy you fucking faggot
OP be ded
>>710181467
Op you have to treat m'lady much better. Try apologizing and meet up and buy her stuff ya know
> Sorry. I was Mervous.
I'd like to eat ur farts
>>710185376
>>710185531
DO IT OP
>>710185531
Rollin Rollin rollin
>>710185531
Keep those doggies Rollin rawhide!
>>710185560
Failed bait gtfo
every time I dream about you a niggers gets shot
but u have to..be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
>>710181467
Sorry, I'm just really Merve-ous.
Get it?
Response
>>710188421
Forgot pic related
>>710188485
why are you a cop?
>>710188485
why is that?
>>710188485
>8485▶
>File: IMG_0181.png (126 KB, 640x1136)
How about we cuddle and watch, Orange is the new Black? :D:D haha i like to cuddle, mabe i can rub your feet?
>>710188485
i look way different when im not in my tinder clothes
>>710179881
Probably because you're an ugly beta who isn't funny.
>>710188485
send her a pic of Mortimer
>>710188804
bump
>>710188485
send this pic
>>710182884
Roll for this.
>>710188485
send her this.
>>710188485
but ill give you $5
ah tinder, the place where sluts think they are hot shit because they are public cumdumpsters
>>710189146
Roll
OFF MY /B/ SUMMER
Why the fuck do women on Tinder act like they're not on there for meaningless sex? Seriously? That is absolutely, 100% the only reason the app exists.
So why the FUCK would a woman even Like you on it if she isn't going to fuck you?
What the fuck, women fucking shit up as usual. This is why we can't let one run the fucking country; Even the simplest shit, Tinder, is too advanced for their small brains.
Also, fuck it, if this gets dubs you should send that to her.
>>710188485
well you do have the dry, stuck up humor as any another slut, so I assumed.
>>710192800
aw shiit winraar
>>710192800
SHIT!
>>710181467
HEH
>>710192800
fukken roasted. get to it OP
fuck u nigr
>>710192462
Had a few girls as friends that were on tinder, all virgins. Morons
>>710192800
Savage af fam
Dont be a bitch op
>>710188485
the last dub doesnt count because we hadnt gotten answer. pick >>710192800 instead. its much less out of place
>>710192800
WINNARRRR
