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I'm a nigger.
>>710169645
Im a failure
>>710169645
I've been off work for 8 weeks so far, due to a bullshit doctor who saw me for 10 minutes where I put on a fucking great act. I'm being paid 100% of my salary and just getting drunk and stoned.
>>710169645
I'm a millionaire.
>>710170492
For what.
>>710169645
im a white south african male fearing for the future of my country
>>710170554
Then how come you couldn't afford trips, assneck.
I'm a personal trainer and I give my gf free workouts every day just because...
>>710169645
I sucked my friends dick when we were 12
>>710170977
DItto
>>710170666
Check'd them satanic trips, beelze/b/ub.
Stress and anxiety. It's costing me all the sick leave I accumulated, but fucking worth it. I get 12 days a year, I never take more than 2, so they added up. Doc gave me ativan too, amongst other drugs. Way too easy.
>>710170837
As a nigger (OP) I am afraid for what your country is becoming and continent for that matter.
>>710170977
I wish that happened to me. This really hot chick in class started bullying me age 14 onwards, but nothing ever happened. I'm a boy btw. Yes, I know, I was really wimpy. Even got bullied by the chicks.
>>710171206
Way to go disability case /b/ro. Enjoy that sick time.
Do you think this might be longterm?
I raped a girl at a party I think
She was fat so I was able to dismiss anyone's accusations with "no fat chicks"
>>710170837
I'd fear for my personal safety more. Americans think their niggers are bad? Yours take it to a whole other level.
>>710171241
please elaborate
>>710171426
all around the world, there's a name for them
and no one likes them
>>710170977
I only date teens :D
i am a sand-nigger
>>710171104
12 aswell?
>>710171358
At least she was hot
>>710171506
12 isn't teen.
>>710171426
shits slowly building up and our government is too corrupt to give a fuck
>>710171592
somewhere between 11 and 13
>>710171364
If it goes longterm (12weeks here), then my insurance kicks in, at 70%. It's tempting. I'm at 8 weeks, so I'll bide my time and probably head back at the last minute. I work for the government, so my position is guaranteed.
I jerk it to giantess shit I'm not proud of it at all
>>710171651
Is it still the murderous ANC? Haven't followed SA politics in a long time.
>>710171400
I raped a coworker. She gave in eventually and let me use her, but didn't want to be doing it. Luckily she never reported me.
>>710171592
That's like saying a picture is not one.
>>710171884
Government of Canada here. Pulled that shit once I really needed it. I'll pull it again if I need it too much stress in this world.
>>710171485
What do you call them where you're from?
>>710172078
yeah we still have the anc running this shithole
>>710172163
Me too. Cbsa
Any name?
>>710172239
Fuck. I don't know how you guys do it. Fucking surrounded by literal animals.
>>710171454
No go zones. Millions and millions of poor uneducated, hungry, self centered people. ANC and other movements that punish the successful when we should praise them, follow them to success.
>>710172427
I wish her name was Mine.
when i go over a girls house i try to sneak into her dirty laundry and smell her dirty panties
>>710172703
that's just good business sense
>>710172102
Greentext that shit dude
I almost fucked my cousin
>>710172918
shit i just gave away my secret to success
>>710173106
I almost got fucked by my cousin.
Wish he hadn't been such a pussy.
>>710172464
its taking a toll on my welbeing
>>710172460
not animals just uneducated and impovrished
>>the worst part is that i cant even afford to game anymore because our money is in the shitter fallout 4 seasons pass is almost R800 bux thats a third of what most people make
>>710173266
Is that your story or are you implying I was a pussy?
>>710173106
Fucked my aunt while she was on Ambien, and she kept calling me by her son's name
>>710173415
I don't think he's implying anything, he's straight up saying it.
>>710173432
That's hot!
>>710173500
Well we undressed but her mom suddently cme downstairs. We would have fucked otherwise.
So duh, he was implying.
>>710173522
It was nuts, yeah. Made me cum buckets. He just turned 10 so I know nothing is going on with them but I am damn sure gonna keep an eye on the situation.
>>710169645
I'm a jew.
>>710169645
iv been dating this girl for 6 months. she still lives at home , we are both in college. She was really sketchy about me meeting her mom, her dad left when she was 3. But after the first 3 months or so she brought me to her house and i had dinner with them. After that her moms been flirting with me hardcore. shes bent over in front of me exposing her tits (fukin big nice titties) and has even put her hand on my thigh when we were talking and touched my cock.. I kinda want to fuck her but I really like my girlfriend. I know she would find out, her moms been kinda a bitch to her lately and she would prob tell her out of spite.. What should i do /b/?
>>710174417
Mom might have a pattern of doing this, if gf didn't want you to meet her. Probably ought to bring it up to her so she knows you can be trusted.
I frequently smell my own dick scent, and sometimes butthole
>>710174832
I'm a bit in the same boat. I'll leave my hand cupping my balls for like 5 minutes, then bring it out and smell it.
>>710172951
>be working at store in the mall
>coworker girl has crush on me, she’s 19, naïve, single mom
>we flirt pretty heavily for awhile, eventually start making out when no one else is around
>we work in the backroom most of the time so we get lots of time to play around
>one morning we’re the only ones in store, have at least an hour to ourselves, so while she’s putting her lunch into breakroom fridge I follow her in and pull my half-hard cock out
>we’ve fooled around but never anything like this
>”cmon, put it in your mouth”
>she blushes, says “no! anon, they have cameras in here, they’ll see!”
>well A) no they fucking don’t, dummy, and B) suck this fucking thing
>I’m standing at her side, I’ve closed the fridge, she’s shaking her head no while I wag it in her face, “open up, just suck me for a second”
>pushing it up on her cheek, her lips
>she says “anon, this is RAPE” and I slip it in her mouth before she finishes
>her eyes pop wide open in shock but she doesn't bite down so I get a hand in her hair and fuck her mouth slow, make sure she’s taking everything, getting harder in her mouth
>she sucks it a few times and keeps trying to pull away, but I won’t let go of her hair and force it back in her mouth, no stopping now bitch
>five minutes sucking me on her knees in the break room, staring up at me with wide hurt eyes, drool on her chin
continuing
>>710175275
If I havent showered in a few days, Ill pral my foreskin back, rub the under part of my head with my finger, and smell it.
>>710169645
I don't like trump
>>710176121
I live in a very blue state so opposite. I don't like hillary and am voting for trump but I can't say shit about it.
>>710170085
It's not a secret if everyone already knows.
I steal my cousins socks when I visit her.
I get so hard from massaging her feet aswell
>>710175890
>finally she pulls back enough to get off my dick, pushes at me, gets to her feet, “OK enough!”
>I let her up and she rushes out of the room, wiping her mouth, into the women’s room
>I honestly don’t know what to do, stand there for a few seconds trying to decide, but I haven’t cum so I figure: fuck it
>hitch up my pants, follow her into the ladies room, she’s bent over at the sink, washing her face
>looks up at me in the mirror and freezes
>step up behind her
>she doesn’t speak, still watching me
>put hands on her hips
>she doesn’t speak, still watching me
>hook fingers into her leggings, start pulling down
>she doesn’t speak, still watching me
>leggings around her knees, cock up against her ass
>she closes her eyes and lowers her head
>put my hands on her thighs and spread her, she spreads her legs as best she can
>find her cunt, press inside, she’s tight. Hot. Soaking wet.
>fuck her bent over the counter, she’s moaning into the sink, wet slapping sounds echoing in the bathroom
>grab her hair, pull her head up, watching each other in the mirror and her mouth hangs open as she pants and I start thrusting harder and she’s grunting with every push and it isn't long before I start to cum inside this girl
>pull out slow, wipe my dick on her pussy lips and ass, get her back on her knees
>she cleans me off with her mouth with her pants still down and my cum dribbling down her thighs, dripping on the floor or into her panties
>put my cock away and leave, let her clean up
>>710176121
You Monster
I collect pissjugs
like ALOT of pissjugs
>>710176121
>>710176367
I'm voting for Gary Johnson.
>>710177098
more about piss jugs how did this start? Have a plan for all that piss?
>>710176926
Hot except the rape factor.
Hey /b/ it's the guy whose parents have been using restraints on him for past couple of months, today wasn't so bad.
>>710177480
glad to hear that its wasn't as bad!
>>710177480
How did the restraints thing start?
Background b/ro here gets restrained to a bed. He has a year and half left until he is grown up and can leave home.
>>710177480
Please don't tell me they got your pissjug collection
That would break my heart
>>710170492
Sounds like a winrar to me.
>>710177780
long story but basically it happened over time, slowly. Been doing really bad in school, been pretty verbally abusive to everyone in the house, was getting into fights with my parents every day pretty much. I tried choking my brother so they had enough. Not sure whose idea it was to use them tho, came home to them one day. It sounds dumb when I typed this but hope you understand.
>>710177920
not me, my parents might be fucked but that's even worse
>>710177098
>>710177920
You guys need to drink moar water. Dark colored urin is a sign of dehydration.
>>710170977
I also sucked your friend's dick
>>710178319
Well at least you've had a better day. Maybe with good behavior they may not restrain you as much?
> I fucking hate the dog next door, it shits on my lawn, barks all the time and is aggressive towards me and my friends.
> Neighbours told me to get fucked when I asked them nicely over and over to keep it under control.
> Local dog control can't do anything.
> Decide to try something.
> Buy dog whistle online.
> Try it on my side of the fence.
> Dog goes bat crazy. Running around, barking, getting aggressive.
> Wait for weekend and hear neighbours outside having a barbecue. Dog is there.
> Go outside with whistle and blow it really hard.
> Dog goes craycray.
> Neighbours are running around being chased, trying to calm it down but I kept blowing whistle.
> Decide to step things up.
> Dig up an old fish pump I had in my attic.
> Rig it up with battery and gaffa tape to the whistle with on.off switch,
> Turn it on, silent dog whistle sounds off.
> I hear yelling from next door. Dog is going mental running around the house chasing everyone. Laughed my tits off.
> Decide to leave for work one day. Fucking dog shat on my lawn again. Go back inside.
> Setup pumpwhistle with rechargeable batteries and connect it to small solar panel.
> Go outside and set it on and place it in a tree, right next to my neighbours window.
> Hear dog going crazy.
> Leave for work.
> Return 9 hours later to complete silence.
> Speak to different retired neighbour who tells me police turned up and took dog away after it attacked the owner, escaped and started attacking people on the street. Dog was taken away and was put down.
> Still laughing, I now have pumpwhistle wired to my car battery and located right near the front grille of my car.
> A small switch on the dashboard turns it on.
> I turn it on whenever I see anyone walking their dog near my car while I am out driving.
> Seen so many dogs go flipping nuts.
> Good times.
>
>>710179106
ya, been trying.
thanks anon, you're so nice
I'm currently dating a former pornstar who is 12 years older then me she's pretty cool i love her
>>710179576
Is her pussy like a cavern?
>live in Texas - Middle of nowhere
>start job where boss is an asshat
>total fucking control freak
>treats everyone like shit
>enough is enough
>catch a copperhead in yard
>they're everywhere here, no biggie
>put snake in his shitty camero before clocking in one day
>he doesn't show up next day
>heard he got snake bit
>fucked him up bad, 2 weeks in hospital
>he was diabetic so +50 Crit Dmg
>No fucks given
I sucked my friend's dick and fucked him at my girlfriend's birthday party.
>>710179576
BULLSHIT
>>710179148
reminds me of a poster from a couple days ago who killed his neighbor's dog and then ate its ribs in front of them/bbq. Told us how they are still waiting for the dog to return as they thought it got loose.
>>710179740
No it's actually not bad there's times I have had trouble getting off and she has her tricks let me tell ya she knows what's she doing
>>710179576
Post pics
> I got tired of everyone's mobile phone and text message rings going off all the time at work.
> Everyone has a different one and they are instructed to put them on mute while at work but everyone ignores it.
> So I buy a cell phone jammer from China.
> First day I trial it for 5 minutes and it literally stops every phone in our office bot upstairs and downstairs.
> I kept it in my bag and whenever i had to make a phone call I just reached in and turned it off.
> I was the only one who's phone work.
> Literally 50% of the people in my office went to their mobile phone provider and got a replacement phone.
> Zero fucks given.
> I sometimes take it with me when I go out to dinner and clubs.
> When people aren;t distracted by their phones, they actually talk to you more.
I stabbed a hobo in a sewer. I doubt he lived.
I don't have any pics of us or of her really her porn name is Dominica leoni it's kinda hot jerking off to her getting fucked by someone sometimes she's a damn good cook too
>>710180728
I am that hobo
I did live and it was the stabbing and hospital stay that got me sober and my life back on track
thank you
>>710180691
Careful anon. That ther's a felony.
>>710180897
No problem buddy :)
>>710174417
>What should i do /b/?
Threesome, obviously.
>>710180845
>Dating a porn star
>No pics of her or you together
I'm calling bullshit
>>710180691
thats brilliant. I bought some tiny recording bugs from China once as I was worried my boss at work was trying to get me fired.
> I ended up finding out so much stuff from big meetings that happened in thr work boardroom
> Turns out he wasn't trying to fire me, he was just dealing cocaine and was suspicious that I was some straight laced nerd or something.
> I would sit at my desk at work with my earphones on and people would think I was listening to music but I was actually hearing everything that was being said in the meeting room.
> I knew before anyone when other staff were about to be fired and what they were going to say about me in my annual review.
> It allowed me to maneouvre myself around any isses and ended up getting a raise.
>>710169645
Been having sex with my uncle in law since I was 13
>>710181184
Think what you want but it's true not like I'm gaining anything telling you guys
>>710179576
>>710180269
>>710180845
I agree with >>710181184
You're not fucking her, you're not dating her, you've never met her, and your hand is not as good as her flabby, used pussy.
>>710180946
Not where I am from anon.
>>710181530
I'm dead serious but like I said I don't have to prove anything to anyone
I fucked my exgirlfriend on my new girlfriends Mum's bed.
I buried her face so hard in their pillows and wiped my semen covered cock on the blankets.
>>710181463
you male or female?
>>710181852
Confirmed autist
>>710181852
other than everyone in this thread if you want to be believed
>>710181852
Nah
>>710169645
FUCK OFF WITH THIS DUMB FUCKING THREAD
I pretend I'm a foreigner, my boyfriend doesn't even know
>>710181908
male
>>710182370
You Faggot!
Greentext it
I'm having affair
>>710176406
i LITERALLY laughed out loud.
>>710181930
Thats her she cut her hair short awhile ago
acting like she's fucking my buddy who is passed out on the couch>
>>710169645
Here's one.
I have never talked with a nigger in person in my life.
I am secretly putt-putt putin
>>710182664
>Says he doesn't have pics of her
>Post pics after long period of time
Confirmed raging autist
I'm fat, not huge, but fat and tend to keep to myself. Been wanting/working up the courage to ask another fatty at college to just straight up have sex cause I feel like that all I'll be able to get.
Then maybe I could maybe pull myself out of the fat life cause I know at least someone at one point was okay enough with my body to have sex with me.
>>710169645
My girlfriend of 8 years and best friend are in the next room over.
And I desperately want to fuck both of them.
I can't triforce with option space
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>>710182891
I am
>>710182151
these threads are loved by various users.
>>710174417
You know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, right? Before you get invested make sure she doesn't have a weird history of cheating or other slutty stuff. (unless you're into that, I guess...)
>>710182440
>First time was when i was 13
>Walked in on him changing
>Got a good view of his cock
>Was a little bi curious back then so stared for way too long
>He noticed I was interested
>Suddenly realized how long I had actually been staring
>Apoligized and quickly tried to leave the room
>As I was leaving, he told me I could touch it if I wanted
>He sat down on the bed and gestured me to sit next to him
>It felt huge in my hands back then
>At least 6 inches
>He showed me how to stroke it and jerk him off
>He had me spit on it and keep stroking him for a few minutes
>Had his hand down the back of pants grabbing my ass at this point
>He then put his hand on the back of my head and slowly started pushing my head down to his cock
>Told me to put my lips around it
Cont?
>>710183378
why not
>>710172102
>implying the feds didn't just see you post this and can't track your ip and handcuffed you
kek
>>710171928
If you enjoyed it, fuck what anyone thinks.
>>710184033
why do you think I run one of these threads daily? For the lulz
>>710184033
Been telling this story on here for a year and yet somehow, no cuffs...
>>710184309
>>710184033
Start the van Jeff, we got work to do.
>>710182902
fatty-on-fatty sex can be tricky if you're both pretty big. medium fat is still fine tho
if you're a chunky femanon you can still fuck average guys just by being a bit slutty. If you're a chunky guy then yeah, the chubby attention seeking type is your easiest path forward.
moms finger fried me in the back of my friend
>>710184872
And how do I do it? Just go up and ask for a fuck? Catch em off guard while they eat lunch?
>>710185092
depends, anon or femanon?
>>710185046
in the back of your mom's car?
>>710185285
Anon. Fem anon would be so much easier. Also side note I don't want to get kicked out of college either for this type of shit.
>>710173432
What are you going to do about the situation? I would ask her if she wants to play the (sons name) again
>>710176926
Bullshit!
Stores in the mall don't have women's rooms!
,...or did OP rape her in a mall bathroom in front of a mirror during trading hours?????
I've been taking baths with my niece every time I get to watch her over night
>>710179834
Who drives a camero?
>>710185846
What the fuck mall do you go to that doesn't have any flagship stores with their own restrooms? Every single department store at my local mall has at least one set of restrooms.
>>710180691
People say they are going to do shit like this, but no one ever does. *Golf clap*
>>710186357
the guy who got bit by the snake did.
The only thing keeping me alive is the fact that none of my "friends" would take care of my cats. They don't deserve to be left to starve to death in my house, or in the hands of someone who won't treat them right.
I tell my friends I can't afford to see a doctor, but I can. I just don't think I'm worth it. This world is better of without my filth polluting it.
>>710181243
That is awesome. Did you just google recording bugs? How did they go onto the phone? Sorry for all the questions, but this is something that interests me greatly
>>710185793
Nothing, for now. Ambien's weird, maybe it was just an odd dream she had. I'm gonna monitor their relationship just to see if maybe something more -does- develop, but I won't make a move on her til then.
>>710185092
are you m or f.
>>710185783
then avoid the rape scenario
best chance? girls who thrive off male attention but aren't 10/10 so they're a bit self conscious. Can be hell to be around but it's your quickest path to getting laid by a willing girl.
how to approach them is trickier, since they also tend to be a little socially awkward. if you're in some of the same classes it's pretty normal to casually strike up a conversation, otherwise colleges have a bunch of social groups and shit that you can just go to along with the rest.
Oh, and there's always the internet. I know a few guys who fucked girls they met in WOW or started chatting to on class forums or whatever.
>>710186939
Male.
>work as prison guard
>recognize one of the prisoners as the guy that used to torment me in middle school
>call him bitch
>decide to get revenge on him
>let it slip during conversation with one of the inmates that bitch was in for molesting a minor (it was actually for assault with deadly weapon)
>and that was all it took
>word got around quick and he went from being the no name prisoner to the walking target
>mfw he started getting beaten and raped so frequently we had to remove him from gen pop
>>710187140
>then avoid the rape scenario
0-100 real fucking fast.
But yeah thanks for the advice I guess. I was more worried about offering to some grill who instantly gets offended and drag me don a road to hell.
Also how does one mention it in casual conversation, even if I find someone to talk to?
I helped my best friend in the world hide a body of a child molester that he killed 20 years ago. Did I commit a crime? He is a missing person who was said to be a bipolar and manic depressed person, according to missing person sites
>>710174832
>>710175275
>>710175969
own smell best smell
>>710188230
How did your friend kill him?
>>710187601
you still have to lay a bit of groundwork before going 'lol lets fuck' fam. chat to them a bit first, build up at least to the point you're talking on facebook/texting/whatever a bit, then you pick a time when she seems lonely (prob weekend evening) and strike
>>710188230
Yeah that's a crime btw if you partake in anything that would help hide a crime scene then yes you can be charged with tampering with evidence or even murder
>>710186749
maybe consider that doctor. I'm sure you matter to more than your cats!
I'm on various mind medications life is up and down. Hang in there.
>>710169645
I hate niggers but fantasize about being dominated by black men.
>>710188807
That seems like a lot of work for little payout. Might a well just go to /fit/ and actually lose fat and get a good girl.
>>710189383
OP here. that can be arranged! :)
>>710187497
lol now thats an anti-bullying campaign
>>710189697
Happen to live in Illinois? I'm a sick bastard. I truly hate niggers, but I want a black man to dominate me and humiliate me. It's probably the most fucked up fantasy I have. I think about it all the time.
>>710189519
fucking girls always takes a bit of effort. you need to talk to them or spend a while laying ground work. even if you're picking up at the club you're dedicating a whole evening and a bunch of money to maybe fucking a girl.
The trick is to lay groundwork for a bunch at once. If you have a pool of options you usually have one or two who you can fuck without too much effort at any point in time.
losing weight is a good idea just to feel better, but you're still going to have to put in some effort to fuck bitches.
>>710190576
Well I guess starting somewhere is better than nowhere. I'm partially afraid that in the end I'll get laughed at by like the whole school,or kids in my class.
Other than that, I have a Tom of miles at my college as well. What about them, any tips?
And slightly off topic, when I eventually do get to sex, how do I not cum in an instant. Any I yess what does a vag feel like?
>>710190230
I don't but I'm sure you can arrange your fantasy you nasty ass cracker.
>>710188230
You couldnt get charged with murder, but you would be an accessery to murder. But if its been 20 years and since you dodnt comit murder there may be a stutue of limitations for that crime meaning that once enough time passes they can no longer charge you.
>>710190936
>tom of miles at my college
>tom of miles
???
>>710188643
Too long to give whole story but
>he's at sales conference out of town
>gets drunk and walks back to motel
>through shitty/redeveloped part
>Sees middle aged man getting dick sucked
>small boy darker skin doing this
>anon friend says probably Latin kid
>friend says wtf kid says something in another language
>boy 8-10 runs
>bf confronts man
>man try's to tell him he should try it
>bf argues and man comes at friend
>bf is 6'0"250 chubby but strong as a bull elephant
>they push and yell
>they are in construction area
>friend picks up rebar clipping and hits molester in head
>molester seizes up and falls down
>my phones ringing at 2:30 am 150 miles away
Con't?
>>710191294
Fuck autocorrect. Milfs. We have lots of Milfs. Fat and skinny, old and older. Feminist and slutty. Etc any tips/ different rules of engagement for them?
>>710191122
Fuck that makes me feel a lot better thanks my fag
>>710191379
con't.
>>710180728
Story?
>>710191379
Yes
>>710191545
ah, interesting. I fucked a surprising number of older women when I was 18/19, but I didn't really have to try any tactics on them.
You have to make a judgement call. If you start making double entendres/making occasional dirty comments, they'll either be prissy and upset or a bit surprised and flattered. They know what young guys are like, and if they take it as a compliment you have a lot of leeway.
If they're a prissy bitch you can't do much there.
>>710192094
You can usually tell the prissy ones from a mile away. Are they faster/easier than fat chicks? (It seems like less commitment over all as well)
And dont most Milfs have husbands and what not? What's the situation with that?
>>710171400
You think?
>>710192094
Oooh and what does milf pussy usually feel,like in comparison to regular?
>>710192094
Come on man, I'm holding on here for you. I gotta go to bed soon.
i get turn on when people sneezes an i get to watch them
>>710188626
Yes sir it is
>>710192655
some will have husbands, some will be single. Your odds are pretty much the same with either.
husbands is often easier, because you both know it's just for the sex. They've got a life they're not about to run away from but you're a bit of excitement, and you get a willing woman to fuck.
not sure about faster, you still have to go through the chatting-the-up stage. you dont have to worry about them being inexperienced and nervous and needing extra coaxing to go further, if they're up for it they're up for it.
>>710193406
depends on the woman. if you're calling them a milf, odds are they hit the gym and everything will be pretty tight.
>>710194353
sorry fam, at work
>answer phone friend screaming
>wife hears part I leave bedroom
>tell wife bf anon got another dui
>she's ok with it he had another
> the last dui he hit a cop
>I had to wait for bail bondsmen last time
>showed up at work at 10am that time with no sleep
>driving to him
>amiinanightmare.com
>I cannot tell the difference between his sweat and tears
>be me sweating like I ran five miles
>he's crazy "anon I'm getting married in 3 months!!"
>push molester in construction hole
>bubbly pink shit coming out of head
>push sand pile on him
>anon was up all night I go home
>rainy area of country so rains all night
>rains for several days after that
>assume it washed blood away
We both watched that city's newspaper for years and never saw shit remember this was the infancy of the internet so nothing was online.
>2016 I take clonazepam to sleep cause I wake up with nightmares of this
>he takes stronger not because he killed this fuck because he worries about what happened to the boy
>>710194707
Hey thank man. Gonna sleep now, wish me fuck for tomorrow I guess.
>>710194826
Damn, better hope you never get caught lol
>>710172427
Have u never heard of reverse Google search
>>710195262
Not funny anon I think about this most days. Although I am glad this preditor is dead as you would if this was your sister, niece, brother, nephew that molested
i used to hit my ex, but that really isn't a secret
>>710169645
I'm voting for Jill because I believe in chaos
>>710195854
Sorry about that I tend to use lol a lot, it was just a reflex but I hope you come to a point where you can sleep soundly at night man
>>710196297
i currently get beat by gf. i dont hit back cuz i could fuck her up, but that shit hurts physically and emotionally.
>>710174417
people regret what they dont do more than what they did. fuck your girlfriends mom pussy. once in a lifetime chance
>>710169645
Had sex with my friend's older sister, sorta have a secret relationship with her currently.
>>710169645
I molested my sister once when we're younger.
>>710198748
story? did she enjoy it?
Everyone thinks im ok and nothings wrong, but every night i fight the urge to kill myself
>>710186875
>>710186875
https://privacyelectronics.com/spyshop/
>>710169645
I'm gay but I stay in the closet because I can't stand gay "culture."
I fucked 7 of my co workers
When I was 18 I had a crush on an 11yo. Never happened since.
I used to fuck dildos (felt really great) I bought several and they got pretty big. Not attracted to men at all but felt really good to get a nice thick dildo and stroke my dick, I used to cum really hard.
haven't done it in years, so I don't know if it still feels good.
Always tried to make myself cum by anal stimulation but never could do it.
>>710202775
i have crushes on 11 year olds all the time. 26 now
>>710169645
I'm a girl and fap to cuck shit and bbc... but i am repulsed by it/hate myself for it.
i love better 9gag than 4chan
>>710203114
Would you ever cuck your partner?
>>710203070
Some of them are so fucking cute although I don't crush on them like that one girl. I would literally check her instagram 10 times a day
>>710203497
I know... and I'm so into cute, just so hard not to be
I've been in a lot of sexual realationships with a bunch of my friends when I was young. Like probably 6 friends.
>>710203114
typical worthless whore
hating yourself for that is the right choice
>>710186749
it's not like anyone else is a shining example that's the absurdity of the human condition, you should just go see a doctor and make your experience of life be better
>>710203744
>>710203497
Mah niggas.
My brother almost raped me
im a straight up pedo
>>710182762
lucky you.
>>710194527
kek that one is up there with balloon poppin
>>710188626
lol noooooooo
>>710204321
Green text that shit
I sexually harassed a few girls on and off for about 6 months over text. Luckily, that's over and I'm past that.
>>710204321
>almost
>>710204709
Same. Although it doesn't really affect me at all cause I like adults too, especially milfs.
I'm not interesting enough to have any secrets worth sharing.
>>710179148
Omg 1000× kek
>>710169645
I really want to break up with my girlfriend but im scared she'll kill herself or do something if i do
>>710186749
Put them in a animal "motel". They won't let them starve. Its not like you are gonna need the money.
I don't love my wife and never did, from day 1.
She happened to come around when I needed her and she shown interest.
I was in a bad, bad situation moneywise from my previous separation. I work too much to take care of my son and the house by myself. Also I was horny, didn't have time to date around and couldn't afford hookers.
She takes care of my son, she earns a bit of money, she's not too stupid and she doesn't interfere with my hobbies.
I have no desire for her, never did. She's an ugly whale. I only fuck her when I'm really horny and she always agrees.
If I'm not horny enough, I have to think about all the beautiful women I have fucked to get it up, or I Watch a bit of porn before.
She made it clear that she wanted kids and would want to marry. I said ok, I don't mind the least. She's a good person but I have no love at all for her.
Will my comedy career take off?
>>710202126
better just get on with it because the clubs and the queens and the leather are just the loudest it's not like you're the only one that just wants a house and a dog and dick to suck
>>710206070
This is some The Good Earth shit
>>710188230
i have a friend who turned out to be a child molester. i got him kicked out of his living situation where he had access to the girl but i'd like to go further and kill or at least castrate him.
>>710169645
One time I posted in a secrets thread. Somebody proceeded to post my name and mention things about my real and threatened (jokingly) to send my secret to my family.
It scared the shit out of me, because it was specific enough to be more than a guess. And I'm too dumb to know for certain how it was done, so now I live under the assumption that I have no privacy.
I miss my ignorance.
>>710169645
>>>/POL/95620225
FBI HAS GONE ROGUE AND STARTED POSTING TESLA / FRED TRUMP ARCHIVES thread #3
https://twitter.com/FBIRecordsVault
FBI archive twitter page goes silent for weeks, then fires back up in the last three days to tweet out these archive records.
So far we got this:
1) Tesla + Trump releases = "hey guys, pay attention" since we had the Trump Time Traveller thing become a huge meme.
2) FBI Seal importance = impostors/false flags possible so watch out, we really want respect for ourselves, the FBI, back
3) Social Media = we are totally among you/with you
4) Stay Behind Program = Pic included. Make your own conclusions. Anywhere from Civil War to Martial Law to whatever... can also just mean "not all of us are bad, many good ones stayed behind while overcome with enemy forces."
5) WJC (Clinton) Foundation = Look what you can get via FOIA
6) FOIA Requests System Open = It's open hunting season.
>https://www.fbi.gov/services/records-management/foipa/requesting-fbi-records
https://www.fbi.gov/services/records-management/foipa/requesting-fbi-records
>https://www.fbi.gov/services/records-management/foipa/requesting-fbi-records
WE SHOULD LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE/ORGANIZATIONS THAT DONATED TO THE FOUNDATION AND THEN REQUEST RELEASES ON THEM.
> WE SHOULD LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE/ORGANIZATIONS THAT DONATED TO THE FOUNDATION AND THEN REQUEST RELEASES ON THEM..
>>710204998
> at that time I was 6-7 years old
> brother at the time 9-10 years old
> very small idea about what sex was
> night time about 11:00 not to sure
> me and my brother both agree that we can't go to sleep so we thought of some games to play
> he suggests truth or dare
> I said sure
> started with I dare you to lick the wall to take all of your clothes off
> didn't know what this was leading to so I abliged and striped
> tells me to turn around
> ohshit.jpg
> I feel something poking my back
> I said I didn't feel comfortable
> tells me it's fine and stand still
> luckily I told him I'm done and I'm going to bed
> sad end, wonders about how it may have gone differently if I didn't say anything...
>>710174790
>>710174417
Confess to your GF, then fuck her mom.
Doing things this way, it will be very easy to pretend the old hag is lying if she ever spits a word.
>>710203153
No. Just something that gets me off.. I think it's the whole degradation thing. Imagining them taking advantage of me and raping me.
>>710207777
Other femanon here. Don't really like cuckold but the idea of getting brutally raped really turns me on so fucking much, although I'm sure I wouldn't like it if it actually happened. Not even sure tbh..
>>710208124
Same here. It's always been something I liked. I used to be into bdsm and extreme degradation, but not so much nowadays. Just the whole rape thing/me being helpless and someone taking advantage of me. I like it more though when it's my partner, and he tells me he's doing it for my own good, y'know. Like an abusive relationship.
>>710208400
Just fantasies tho ::shrugs::
>>710208124
Try to get your bf to try brutally fucking you. Haven't done it succesfully myself but I'd imagine it would be amazing.
>>710206906
when I see a secret that matches somebody I know I'll take a stab at it being them. I think it was true once, but I never confirmed.
if you're going to post them, just change some details. turn your sister into a cousin, or specifically mention a different state, or change the ages it happened at, or whatever.
little things will throw most internet detectives right off your path.
>>710208400
This is me and my wife. Hours of rape every other day :) hit her.. pee on her.. Choke her... Make her lick cum from the toilet seat.. she loves it.. i love it
>>710208473
I'm kind of awkward when it comes to dating. But yeah, if i get one, and feel comfortable enough, i most definitely will.
>>710207777
Kods
I share this one girls phone number on /b/ too much and tell everyone to tell her they jerk it to her but it's her fault because she always reply
>>710207777
>>710208124
>>710208400
firstly: checked
you both have the most common fantasies there are, rape/force and degredation.
doesn't mean you'd like it in reality. you probably wouldn't. some fantasies are meant to stay fantasies and are fucking hot either way.
>>710208473
He does, and it's really hot, but my main fantasy involves a stranger doing the raping
>>710208686
That's hot anon. A lot of men don't realize that some women do secretly like this.
>>710208848
My fantasy involves both rape and ageplay... really young ageplay. I don't know how to bring it up with my bf.
>>710209006
I like ageplay too, but around high school girl age.. 14/15/16/17
>>710169645
i melt down my mom's car engine, and blame a engine cooler failure, but i was the one who forced the engine until melt down. Pay more then 2000$ to repair
>>710208992
my bf is way too vanilla for me to ever bring it up. it sucks.
>>710209136
But I think pedophilia and beastiality are the most disgusting fetishes on the planet... Idk a lot of my fantasies condradict w/ my beliefs. i'm weird.
>>710209006
yeah, that's a tough one to bring up. I've done the rape-and-ageplay-in one with a girl for a while. she played everything from about age 6 to 16.
if she's open minded or at all into that kind of stuff he'll probably be on board, but if he's vanilla there's no easy path forward.
>>710208816
What she look like?
>>710209136
I used to roleplay those ages with my ex but he didn't want to go lower. My fantasies have me being somewhere in the 5-10yo range. Kinda messed up yeah but I like to pretend I have almost no control and that makes me hot
>>710209516
do your fantasies have it as being full nonconsensual rape with you sobbing and begging, or do you want to be groomed by daddy?
>>710209516
I could see the appeal.
>>710172192
Shit Golems
>>710209617
I'm not her, but mine can be both. Or it can start out as one and turn to the other. in either order. I think both are equally hot
>>710209617
More like brutally raped by my daddy
Sucked a 11 yo girls pussy while she was sleeping
>>710209758
Solid choice. both can be hot for different reasons. Good girls get groomed, bad girls get forcefully molested and abused.
>>710209770
why do so many people in this thread have top-tier kink
>>710197175
>Being this much of a faggot
is a 8.75" circumference considered "Large" for buttplugs
>>710209910
>why do so many people in this thread have top-tier kink
We're on /b/, we're not vanilla/normie is what I'm guessing. My ideal fantasy would be me playing 5yo with my daddy raping me. Slapping, choking, facefucking, throatfucking, as rough as it can be.
>>710210095
even on /b/ girls who want to roleplay 5 year olds being brutally raped is pretty rare
I've spoken to a few over the years but unfortunately uncommon
>>710169645
I killed a pedestrian while drunk driving
didn't stop
never caught
>>710210269
There's like 3 of us here haha
I honestly don't understand how some people can be so vanilla though, it's so boring. But maybe it has something to do with me being exposed to porn at a very young age, and needing something stronger to get off to every time
>>710209601
Post it
>>710210451
Think it has to do with their upbringing. fairly religious, you're probably pretty vanilla.
When I was 19 or so, one night I got brutally horny.
Like dildos everywhere, cumming 3 times and still not calmed down horny.
I put on so slutty makeup, a short dress with no undies, high heels and went to this zone of the park where lifestyle people go.
I got down on all fours on the grass on the side of the way, lift up my dress, spread wide and waited.
After a few minute some dude approached me.
"Are you all right ?"
- Please fill me already.
Sure thing, he did, as did another one who made me cum like never.
I started hurting a little so I went back home with the semen of 2 unknown guys crawling up my womb. I never slept so well.
>>710210458
4242837780
Names Nicole. Have fun
>>710210451
yeah, no idea where you all came from but I'm ok with it
vanilla sex is...fine? but it is nothing compared to how hot, say, having a girl begging daddy to stop hurting her until I silence her with my cock, watching as the tears run down her face and she chokes on my shaft
it feels like a different kind of horny altogether.
>>710169645
> be 14
> friend has mom into heavy drugs think it was meth but not sure never been near the stuffmyself
> shes toasted one day and cant afford her next fix ( already spent their money, they actually lived in a car for a month after this, friend ended up living with his dad when protection services found out)
> have 60 dollars from my birthday
> i get an idea and tell her that if she lets me fuck her id give it to her
> she jumps at the idea and send my friend to the park, i pretend to go home
> next hour i spend fucking her, did it about three times ( the ability of youth to spring back so quickly is amazing, wish i had that stamina now)
> i dont know there was this disconnect in my mind where after the first time i fucked her and she just layed there like a dead fish i didnt really look at her as my friends mom but as kind of a toy
> i did some degrading shit that i have never done again and never wanted it
> things like grabbing my friends sprite bottle and shoving it up her pussy, and tried to to do it up her ass but she was an anal virgin and it hurt
>or spanking her with my belt
> i even punched her and twisted her nipples, i dont know why,
> the last thing i did was try to fuck her in the ass, i wanted to claim that last degradation despite her finally starting to protest, but i couldnt get it in
> never told anyone, best money i ever spent. lucky she wasnt diseased honestly
> shes clean now and sometimes when i visit home i see her. shes gone crazy religious but at least shes a functional adult now,
> i like to think being humiliated and fucked by a 14 year old was the beginning of a wake up call that ended with her losing her son and that my dick helped that poor lady get clean
> i also sometimes wonder what she would do if i held up sixty bucks and winked at her
I dressed up in drag and put on my roommate's panties, bra, and cosplay wig while she was gone and took pictures. I felt...pretty
>>710170837
Is what I've heard about the farm attacks true? That farmers live in fear for their lives all the time?
>>710211061
I like doing this too. I'm not gay, not even bi. I like feeling cute and feminine, even though I like feeling masculine too. It's weird.
>>710169645
I caused two teenage boys to get embarrassingly involuntary erections once.
>>710207138
Got it. Will vote for hillary
>>710170554
What a coincidence, I aspire to be a millionaire.
>>710194826
what the fuck is wrong with you? can you not fucking type a coherent sentence to save your life?
>>710210451
ali?
>>710211304
Do you have any pics anon? I'll share with you. I've told noone about this
I've helped 3 past gfs to fuck a friends dog
>>710212238
how'd you convince them to do it?
>>710212135
holy shit is muhammad ali in this thread?? that guy is amazing
>>710210309
he's coming
>>710212426
Mainly just joking about it then bringing it up again at a later date and showing them videos and text accounts from women who have enjoyed it. The first ex still wasnt interested but tried it for me anyway, the other two were really in to it. Then it was just a matter of waiting till my friend needed someone to house sit for her
>>710212670
Dang anon, you are cute
>>710169645
I think about killing myself pretty often. It kinda makes me feel better about dealing with life when I know how easy checking out will be.
i sucked off an 18yr old feminine nig fag with a bbc
I've kept fucking my roommate after he got a boyfriend. Feel shitty about it but I like him too much to stop.
most recent secret: im too anxious to go out and be seen buying lube so I postmated it to my house ;__;
>>710174417
This anon
>>710207407
