>Your age >How many partners have you had inb4 sex is
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>Your age
>How many partners have you had
inb4 sex is overrated (which it is)
19 6
>>710146777
4. I like long-term relationships.
30
0
>>710146777
Why is there a midget in the background
27
none
>19
>i was close
18-16
>>710146837
legend. 19 partners at 6
>>710146875
28*
4
>>710146777
27
3
>>710146777
23
16
>>710146777
19
3
>>710146777
>32
>21+
I keep failing counting them but it's between 20 and 25
18
1 many times
>>710146777
31
0
>>710146777
Im 18, lost my virginity 4 months ago. have fucked 4 people since lmao
>>710146886
40
0
:/
>>710146777
23
16
17
3
>>710146777
30
lost count after 100-something
30
6 women
3 guys
>>710146968
funny though when you remember.
"oh yeah! she made me put three fingers in her ass!
>>710146968
Enjoy your STD's if you haven't used protection.
27
Over 20, i dont really keep count
>>710146777
27
3
3.5yrs + 1.5 + 2.5-ongoing
Chicks are a complete waste of time, go gay.
>>710147032
>>710146966
distant weenie bros
18 0
Im still trying :(
Guys stop posting how many partners you've had. It makes me feel bad about myself.
25
1
jerking off counts as 1 right?
>>710147103
21
1
32
50
could have said the same amount at age 26. been married since then.
>>710147103
wow you really triggered him!
>>710147153
?
25, with one partner. It's my wife, so I doubt I'll add to that count anytime soon.
30
13
35
6
>19
>1.5
Almost got to fuck a girl while I was still dating first gf.
>>710147197
her number is still probably going up u fgt
>>710146889
That's just the woman's pony tail
>>710147020
Well, at least we can cast magic.
>42
>1
>>710146777
Hnnnnggggg
>>710146777
more? Sauce?
32
9
>>710146777
17 - 8
22
between 25-30
>>710146777
21
7
Ok real talk, does escorts count?
>>710147278
nope. got myself a central american woman raised on old school morals. came to the US when she was 12 and never became truly americanized.
i'm living the dream
9
1
>>710147488
Sex is sex.
20
0
>>710147488
yea bro
>>710147488
"real talk"
>nigger
29
0
>>710147488
are you retarded
>>710147488
just give numbers with and without
>>710147390
Yeah, any idea?
27 7 confirmed a few I was too drunk to remember, A few I dont count and one I just put the tip in, a fucking beautiful woman with hot as Fuck tattoos laid there begging me to Fuck her and I didn't because she didn't have a condom
>>710147496
mexican*
14 1
>>710147535
Chin up anon, you're one year away from becoming a sorcerer.
22
10
>>710147535
How did that happen?
>>710147567
cuck
16 - 2
>>710146777
>36
>7
19
2
age 22
partners over 30 (i always get around 30 then start counting people twice and fucking up in my head. never made a definitive list because im not autistic)
22
2
I'm close to being 3 years with my current partner and everything is going fine, we're both really happy where we are :)
29 years old
50 girls
>>710147608
>>710146777
19
3
Think I'm doing okay
>>710147584
gross. Nicaraguan, but everyone thinks she's Colombian
27 yrs.
5 Pussies. 7 mouths.
>>710146777
>14
>88
>>710146777
25
26
28
50ish
Had a bad breakup in my early 20s and dealt with it like a little bitch and did the weekly drunken hookup thing for a while. Lucky I got out without any STIs.
Wouldn't do it again if I could go back and change it.
25, have had 5 partners. Two were cousins. I'm married now, not to a cousin.
Male
20
18
Birthday in a month trying to hit 21 before i turn 21.
>>710147751
My god-forsaken sides.
36 - 8
>>710147797
hah, lucky you, I didn't get away and got chlamydia
>>710147826
lord
>>710147725
Forgot to add, sex REALLY is overrated.
>>710146777
11 girls
5 guys
3 trannies
4 downies
2 midgets
3 clown girls
27 years old
40+ I have no idea
90% without condom
>26
>9
20, 0, I don't really care If get laid or not, if it happens, it happens
>>710146777
36
3
wife has been with over 100 guys and still counting. Meanwhile, I just get sloppy seconds and she doesnt allow me to fuck other girls. feelsbadman.
23
Never penetrated but been fooling around with my niece since she was a toddler.. she's 14 now.. i know I deserve to die. If it gets out I'll an hero
>>710146875
A 4 year old who likes long term relationships!!!
>>710147738
same as this guy. and i'd give it all back for just one good one.
21 - 3
I only fuck them if I want to keep them. Wouldn't you know anyone I don't want to keep doesn't want to fuck me either. I wonder if it's related.
>>710147751
Fuckin kek
26 years old, over 130 girls. Not even rich, just cute and know how to manipulate women.
28
8 (one of which was friend's wife-pic related)
>>710146777
>22
>between 15-20 i honestly have a hard time remembering. we can call it 15 or 16 so i dont feel like a lyer.
>and yeah sex is overrated.
>>710146777
35
41 sex partners
Married with one kid (mine) will never cheated on her.
>>710146777
>23
>36
>>710147694
couldve done more but where ive been a closet drug addict my whole life i basically just fuck 9s and 10s for the high fives because half the time im to high to blow my load. i always get them off 100 times and they leave thinking im a god and they just fucking suck and cant get me off. fucking hilarious.
38 over 50+
Lost Vcard at 21.
Needless to say made up for lost time.
22
2
28
10
>>710146777
26
4 [spoiler]sheep[/spoiler]
23
2
>>710147928
i had so many bad experiences with downies
i'm still unsure if i would do it again
>>710148089
dude, monkeys dont count. count again.
>>710148040
yeah, I have one girl I love more than anything in the world, sadly she lives in another country and I possibly have fucked up things beyond repair...
>>710147616
If I catch clap how do I explain it to my wife, it's my I didn't Fuck the drunk black house party stripper
>>710146916
I don't think anon's uncle and friends count as sexual partners
>>710147903
Eh I've got the clap before. Took some pills and it was gone in two weeks not to bad
>18
>14
I enjoy the whore life
25 with 2 relationships. one was 4 years long the other has only been 7 months.
>>710147903
Somehow I was smart enough to use condoms even though I was basically drunk from Friday night until Monday morning at that point.
>>710148224
>i have one girl
>she lives in another country
fucking lol
>>710147050
UNDERAGE B8
24 10
26, male
4
multiple long term relationships, current is 4 years
>>710148258
true. it was just hard explaining it to the 3+ girls I was fucking at that time where I got it from.
20
3 girls
48 guys
>>710148018
25
3
>>710147019
nice roll! itll pick up in college and by the time you've graduated if you've kept it at a constant your number will be huge good job bro
>>710146777
23
Can't exactly say but more than 80.
>inb4 sex is overrated
It IS overrated, vastly. People do dumb shit for even a chance at it and the reward is actually not worth it. Especially if you had to fall into a relationship trap just to get it.
>>710146777
21
3
>>710146777
>18
>0
Feelsbadman(?)
21
Absolute fucking 0
H-hey a-atleast magick is real right guys? Right?
18
12
>>710146777
Age: 25
7 females and 1 male.
27
3 all unconsious when i busted up in there. fuck yeah for date rape ;)
>>710148364
You are basically a child, relax.
>>710146837
and how many of those 6 were slags
>>710148395
If true. Kill self.
>>710148224
I'm dating someone who's in another continent and I'm pretty happy
>>710146777
19
2 partners
I can't really get it up to someone I don't care about in some way. I wasn't even ready for the first girl, we were in casual conversation from what I remember and she just took her pants off.
>>710148297
>>710146777
>28
>22
(no it isnt OP... youre just doing it wrong)
18
0
:(
21
around 40-45, 3 of which were prostitutes
23
0
36, 70ish partners. Was windowed at 32 and I'm a traveling performer... most have been in the last 3 years.
How do you guys get 50 partners
Give me the low down.
>>710148121
Hello ladies and gentleman, welcome back to another episode of "shit no one believes"
23 in 9 days.
17.
Alot of good girls thought I was a manwhore in high school.
Luckily I have had a good thing going with a girl for about 2 years now.
>>710148312
i've never been in that situation, but being a strategic planner, i've always anticipated using the lines:
they said it can lie dormant for a while. they said that i could have gotten it a long time ago and the symptoms are just now coming up; or, you could have gotten it a long time and just not had any symptoms show up at all. they emphasized not to be mad at you because it could have come from either of us. they just wanted to make sure we both got treated as soon as possible
36 years old
5 partners (married the fifth)
>22
>9
36
2 long term relationships
14 pussies
3 mouths
>>710148430
youre just a faggot
>>710148068
She still messages me trying to fuck, but I'm worried she'll feel guilty and rat us out.
>>710147567
pussy
>raw dog all day
>>710148506
we just make it up.
>>710146777
27
79, two dogs and five tucks
>>710147909
What's that for
43
130+ females
100+ males...
Sex is not over rated if done properly
>>710147782
faggot detected
age 21
cunts 31
started fuckin at 12 cause theres nothing else to do in a trailer park.
im 29
been with 10 women
1 was a 4 yr relationship
current is a 7 year relationship
lost virginity at 16 so... the other 8 were during those 2 years in between which i call the dark times.
12
OPs mum
age: 23
number: 9
20
0
>>710148540
this is exactly what I went with, and it worked.
18
3girls, with one 3 times
>>710148321
HIV detected
>>710147928
I love a downie with that jelly bean body and massive ass and huge hanging tits. I just wish you could find one that behaves normally, and fully understands what they're doing. I don't think I could ever actually have sex with a downie. No strings would be nice too. And more normal face wouldn't hurt.
>>710148506
be good looking
be smart
dont always be available
dont be desperate
find the balance between humble/cocky and caring/asshole
helps to go to university
>>710148364
Bro it's not too late. I didn't lose my virginity until a week before I turned 19. I forced myself out of my comfort zone and had hundreds of awkward crash and burn conversations until I started to learn what works and what doesn't.
>>710147435
>>710148562
I just don't need to take sex by force. Cowards and fatasses do.
>>710148506
Don't treat sex like it's the greatest thing in the world. Girls can smell desperation.
>>710148507
if you couldnt blow your load because you were high, and your sex drive was low because drugs were better wouldnt you learn some hand skills? alo why would i bother to lie on the internet you fucking asshole hahahaha
>>710146777
29
16? Didn't really continue to count after 10.
Maybe 4 where real relationships.
>>710148312
Haha my and my buddy fucked the same hoe within a week, so we just had a laugh about it and got high then went to planned parenthood. It was shit though cause the pills cost like 150$ and I couldn't put it on my parents insurance without them finding out. I was 18 at the time
So many used goods in this thread.
23
3 sex (of which a 38 y/o, shit was so cash)
2 second base
>>710147928
>what the fuck kind of genetic human is a clown girl
>>710148613
Swinger?
>>710146886
>>710147020
fuuuuuuuk im almost 30 please help
29
1.5 girl gave me head but couldn't get a erection because of brain injury and meds
1 guy did something to me, not sure if it was completely rape or not
>>710146777
28
0
Don't care anymore.
>>710148722
he's right
>>710147032
Is that you?
>>710148722
i like to pick up esl chicks
its like taking candy from a baby
20 male
54
>>710146777
25
30
>>710146777
20. 10
>>710147526
same
>>710146777
>31
>50ish
No it isn't. You or those you've banged are just bad at it.
16
2
I'll quietly await my ban for being underage b8
>>710148780
no, just a lying faggot.
>>710148628
You are an older me. First breakup smashed me, then the dark times came.
Does fucking guys count?
>>710146777
Age 33
Partners ~25
35
8
>>710148780
no. just horny.
>>710146777
29
19 no whores
9 in sept of this year
>webm related
>21
>0
>forever alone
>>710146777
>19
>6
but only 3 of them were relationships
18
A solid 0. I've had many offers (probably about 55/45 guys/girls, but I just don't want to.
>>710146777
28
1
21
>with hookers 8
>without hookers
>>710148875
That's how I got 130 plus women too
>>710146777
27
2
Honestly wish I'd waited til the second, gonna marry this one. Ah well.
>>710146777
30 yo
~45 or so
>>710149012
>without hookers 2
>>710148877
relationships are much better anyways. I was with a girl for 3.5 years and the sex was so much better. very intense because their was a chemistry there. more trust, no awkwardness
>>710148814
Sorry, what?
>>710147151
.5?
You fucking midgets?
>>710146777
25
7
>>710148565
Talk to your friend, tell him you want to cuck him. He can lap up your creampie.
>>710148591
What's a tuck?
>>710148750
A-... Are you retarded? He's got dope dick, he could be hard as long as he wants, and look like a sex god. That's what anyone not retarded would do. Then again, a smarter man wouldn't be shooting up.
17
absolute zero
why would u need that
18,2 planning to marry the second. Inb4 idiot, I know.
31
39
>>710149111
i smirked
>>710146777
Do gay buttholes count?
>>710148047
do a lot of drugs and have a big dick, its not hard
>>710146777
24
0
I really could have done it better, I'm such a magnet for avg to ugly girls but I just can't with my genious and always liked 7 points or more girls. I'm now seriously evaluating to fuck any girl, it''s just pathetic be 24 and still being virgin...
>>710146886
green pens confirmed to be a turnoff for ladies
>>710149091
Agreed. In a 5 year relationship now, I've done all kinds of kinky shit I wouldn't have dared to ask a hookup.
>>710147903
ugh im an idiot ive gotten chlamydia like 4 times
37
13
>mostly long-term relationships
>>710149176
>idiot
Nah, it's fine. I have sex a solid ten to twelve times a month, with full benefits of having someone to cook a nice meal and play GTA if necessary.
>>710149224
If the person you ejaculated inside was alive and willing, then yes.
>>710149237
it doesnt help that you arent able to form coherent sentences, i bet
>>710149224
Sex is sex?
A lot of people here admitted to male partners
Better question..
Age
Partners
Combined rating of partners on a 10 scale
(eg 25 girls at 10 5's, 10 4's 5 6's= 120)
also how many prostitutes. and what the number is sans pros
I mean I slept with a solid 7 back in sept but she was a hooker so don't really think that counts
20
3
>>710146777
31
30+
>>710149133
He knew about the first time. She'd only ever been with him so they set it up. Apparently I made an impression, cause he doesn't know about the other 4-5 times... Nor does my gf.
>>710148875
no. not lying. I like sex and happen to know how to interact with humans off of the computer.
its not all that much considering my age- its about 5 different women a year....
But I was a beast in my 30s - perfect sweet spot
>>710149224
How gay we talking here?
>>710149237
by 30 u become a wizard, remember? don't u want to become a wizard
>>710146897
Same
>>710149390
wish you cropped an inch higher
>>710149141
youre retarded, that was me defending me against a guy who thought i was shitting. i didnt even think to brag about fucking for hours i thought that was obvious hahaha. Also i didnt shoot up till just recently and i aint neva looking back ;)
jk its ruining my life
>>710146777
35
4 serious gfs
about 30+ fuck buddies
>>710147151
>0
actually was talking to a girl I met online, she claimed 5.5 because "I only did oral an anal with the first" lol, woman logic
>>710149236
>do a lot of drugs and fuck a ton of skeezy addicts
well arent you just the fucking playboy of the western world, faggot.
I seriously hope you already have hep C or HIV
>>710148506
For all you anxious early 20 year olds, it's def easier to get tail when you're in your thirties. You just kinda hit a confidence/IDGAF stream which for some reason girls go a bit nuts over.
Protips:
Prep:
Don't smell.
Dress okay (no hats, baggy pants, sports jerseys).
Have your own place (helps but not crucial).
Work out 2-3 times a week (don't be a fat slob)
Have a steady job.
In action
Be bold. Talk to people!
Go to bars. Too much social media nowadays has made peole socially stunted. Be good in a bar and it's pretty much all yours.
Don't talk about yourself unless asked, then quickly change back to them just as questions/be interested)
Laugh a lot.
Don't talk politics/religion unless it's a joke
Be self-depreciating
Be fun/funny
Bail out of any subject that gets too serious with a joke.
Get a number and follow up right away if first meeting.
On first date once agreed to:
Don't ask where person wants to go, have place lined up and say "we're going here"
Line up a place just for drinks, make sure place doesn't close too late as you want an excuse to leave early.
When leaving, say you're gonna continue drinks at place.
If person wants to go, then it's all good.
Lean in for kiss at opportune moment.
If person is at all hesitant, or says no. Respect that.
If person continues, then it's all good.
That's it.
22
4
29.
10 -12?
I dunno. Gotta think back. Do remember waking up between to girls after stumbling back from another apartment, pants were half way down. Probably was just trying to take them off...
>>710146777
>25
>>1
>>>Been banging her for the past 6 years
26
7
/b/ I've fucked so many girls that are insignificant. I have pictures of me with all of them. I don't remember how many I've been with. But I'll dump for y'all.
16 im 28 first girl was at age 25
>>710149246
I was actually better than my ex's last boyfriend as a virgin. I really like to please though. Before we even met, I'd considered how I would give a girl pleasure while lost in sexual fantasies, using my many hours of watching porn about making girls cum.
>>710149287
>13
>long term
I dont think you know what that means.
>>710149337
kill youself faggot
>>710149351
if i wasn't going home in 20 minutes, i'd take the time to rate all 50
but fuck that
>>710149288
Sounds better than an STD, right?
41
2
>>710149390
Hmm... well, you should definitely repeat the exercise. Though her tits are a mess, she looks pretty cress. Crescent fresh.
>>710146777
I'm 29, hooked up with many women, probably around 50. However, many of them I loved just having them suck my dick and never see them again. Do those times count?
>>710149545
i'm going to read everything you just said.
wait...
nope i'm definitely not.
>>710149288
see you at court retard
>>710148722
Pretty much this, though you don't necessarily have to be good looking. You just have to be in the same league as the girls you're going after.
So, if you're a 6, stick around going after 5s-7s.
Same with intelligence, for that matter. If you work at Walmart, no engineer is going to give you the time of day.
>>710146777
overrated ≠bad, it is highly overrated, but still pretty damn good
>>710146777
nice trips
>20
>3 girls for sex (girls)
>blew 3 guys
>2-3 no third base girls
>>710149664
It sure does.
>>710149694
Also, I don't count the 1 hooker when I was out of town for work. Never count those.
>>710147526
Nigga I didn't loose my v card till I was 22. Chin up, keep moving, it'll happen when it happens.
>>710149474
Just saved what she sent. Didn't edit. A lot of bath stuff... Mostly because he follows her around everywhere and hovers over her shoulder. Ever since he got cucked he's been super insecure around me, lol
>>710147928
>4 downies
Dude, just...how?
18. 3.
>>710147020
44
0
I don't even...
>>710149708
your loss
>>710146777
43
I quit counting once I hit 163
>>710149545
>Have your own place (helps but not crucial)
Correct. you want to definitely be not a loser, but i've gotten laid while living with my aunt more than I ever thought
Almost 21, and only 1 partner. 4 Year relationship which recently ended. Some men would claim to not care and some would claim to be nothing without them, All I claim to is that I'm fuckin' broken.
Whoops this isn't the feels thread.
>>710149296
Oh, willing? Well, that takes away like 5.
33 years old.
15
10 chicks and 5 dudes.
Had orgies with friends when I was a teenager.
18 1/2 (made her cum, had to go home with blue balls because we were having a family reunion. This was when I was 16)
>>710147764
i think shes mexican
18
2
probs gonna be 3 by tonight
32
250ish
6 wwm.
12 mmw with no gay shit.
>>710149545
>easier to get laid in your 30s
no shit, asshole. Women who are 30+ and still in the casual dating scene are used fucking hags.
most girls worth marrying are already married by 30, the rest are left overs
>>710149298
It can be understood. I'm not native english speaker so I don't give a fuck.
>>710149533
someone is jealous women hate him. most people dont get those diseases fucking women addicts is gross. women drugs users is totally fine though, have alittle fun ol man and stop being gay as fucking shit
>>710149622
What the fuck is even your issue with that post retard?
>>710146777
41
300 (at least half were hookers or AMP girls)
>>710146777
im 26
been with about 35ish women.
7 of them relationships.
the others were fuck buddies.
kinda regret it to be honest. wish i could of found one girl i loved and stayed with her.
>>710149793
great eyes. great face overall, actually, after the makeup. big tits, too.
overall, nice. but would need to see the rest of that belly. might be a deal-breaker
>>710149545
Words of wisdom.
>>710149723
>see you at court retard
There will be no court involved. We have a written agreement that, if a divorce comes to be, we settle the thing with a special consultant rather than a court hearing. Thanks to that, I'm not bound to those nice sheets the law has made to define how much support one has to pay. We can actually make the deal with one another.
>>710148761
Also one of them was my cousin... Even had a relationship with her.
Long story actually.
Short version:
>Half my family is split for some unknown reason and doesn't talk to each other.
>Randomness of the universe puts me and my cousin in the same school.
>Fall in love.
>Fuck.
>Later down the timeline "I hate my last name. I'd rather have my mothers maidenname which is "X""
>Cousins mom looks at me with wide eyes "That's impossible."
>Uh oh..
>"What? Why? That's a rare name actually."
>"Is your mothers name "Anonette"?"
>FML
>19
>3
They were all sluts. Still waiting to sleep with someone that I actually care about
>>710149885
i'd show you how hot she is...but i think i'd rather keep the wife to myself
>>710149708
I read it all on a whim because I can read faster than a 2nd grader.
>>710149899
>worth marrying
Marriage isn't worth it.
Go read Leykis 101.
Everyone in this thread go read Leykis 101.
>>710146777
24
15
>25
>4
>>710148506
26
around 80 ish
You lose count after 40's
Literally. College. Had sex with 3 different girls a week for some good stretches. Typically always averaged at least 1. Math it fags. I'm also a normie.
>>710146777
Be 35
about 130...ish, there are probably a few I cannot remember
Was only around 40 at 25, really came into my own in the 10years
18
1
probably going to stay 1 until i die
>>710149624
>If person is at all hesitant, or says no. Respect that.
I think most people know the average attractiveness of the broads he's been with. plenty of guys lie on it though
>>710146777
>42
>41
And yes sex is overrated
24
11
22
11
>>710149622
Why would I kill myself if I'm just staying a fact, faggot.
>>710149793
He needs to be cucked again and again and again until he's basically locked up in a chastity cage and you reaming that glorious slut 24/7.
For science!
>>710146777
15
00
Kill me
>>710149728
The job thing isn't necessarily true. Believe it or not, unless you are truly worthless, personalities still go a long way for people who aren't kikes or husks.
>>710150065
such a romantic fag
>>710149943
She's definitely heavy, but a much better fuck than my current girlfriend(pic). Bigger girls have more to prove. Plus she was so greatful for dick that wasn't her husband's, that she was down for anything.
>>710146777
>36
>who the fuck still counts when they are 36?
>>710149899
Checked.
Yeah, like you're a fucking catch. Get the fuck over yourself.
27
stopped counting at 20
"meaningful" ones probably 6
>>710150087
if we're talking averages, i'll go with 7 to 8
there's been a few 10s, but there's been a few 6s.
>>710146777
im a sad 26yo person, male, 11
32
Lost count after 40 something 3 years ago. But I öisin around 50-60 (including 3 trans and one féminin dude)
>>710149591
maybe one of the creepiest pics ive seen.
i feel the need to go and wash now
>>710149545
>it's def easier to get tail when you're in your thirties. You just kinda hit a confidence/IDGAF stream which for some reason girls go a bit nuts over.
very true. When I was in my 30s and was successful at my job- everything clicked. I was the older successful guy to the 20-somethings and they ate it up...but was also still a young stud to the older milfs...and they ate it up- literally.
It helps to be handsome and have a big dick but still...
>>710147097
youre half gay
>>710149828
I'd time to stop counting;
I deem your answer a lie.
21
9
>>710146777
>>24
>>7 serious ones. Fuck buddies idk but around 8-9 plus 10/10 prostitutes what you can count on 1 hand.
Lost virginity at age 14 with a prostitute though so yea it's bad
>>710150213
I'm 42 and I still count, I'll get a diff one for every year I'm on this planet.
>>710146916
More of this ass!!
>>710150029
not counting hookers...
21 0
Fit and studying an informatic degree
>>710150199
can't get over that belly. she'd have to wear a girldle, tshirt, and pull it down below her tits. other than that, not bad
>27
>20+ possibly 30+
Sex is overated IMO. Im 27 and would honestly rather just Hit the Gym, jerk off and play some Dota. Og course I could hit the gym text some girls to see if they wanted to hang out and fuck but thats going to also come with me listening to them talk, maybe they are hungry make something to eat maybe they even wanna stay the night. Its just become to much to the point where I only hit up girls now when Im bored late at night. Masturbating is so much better
>>710150177
Are you authentically bitching and getting desperate at 15? That's a great start for being a creepy virgin your whole life. Get over it, go ride bikes with your friends and smoke weed until a bitch falls in your lap.
>>710149861
Uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>710149390
nice eyebrows
22
0
Could remain this way because i have low self-confidence and get massive anxiety around any girl i like
I was fat as fuck and felt really insecure about it one day i started lifting and thought it could seriously boost my self-confidence.
So in 2 years i lose about 75lbs and gain muscle nicely, but my self-confidence got even lower and now suffering from panic attacks
also cant make new friends
old friends are vanishing
I'm vanishing?
>Your age
25
>How many partners have you had
0.00
Check them holy Trips.
>>710150286
That would be if, well you know, you got your math a little wrong
>>710150199
If that's your current GF, the belly should be a deal-breaker. Horrible tats, gruesome stretch marks, the whole nine yards.
Just cuck your fucking loser friend, his girl looks way less disgusting.
>>710150286
Wrong ratio's nigger faggot. 1/3 of 9 is 3. He's one THIRD gay, Fuckin' retard.
>>710149899
This is not true at all you moron. So naive.
>>710146777
> 21
> 0
>>710150368
Shes self-conscious about it too, so usually shes in a tank top that I just pull down. Doesn't bother me any. I've done much worse...
>>710148877
man craigslist was rough
plenty of fish
yikes
not a lot of fulfillment there. i really learned that i dont enjoy sex as much if im not really into the girl. meaningless sex was always just fucking weird for me.
ah the dark times
sadly it wasnt the breakup that led me to it, it was unrequited love =(
>>710150018
lol holy fuck you're taking life advice from pic related?
seeing as one of the leykis rules-for-faggots is "don't date a single mom"
here's another valuable rule:
>if you're not married by 25, prepare to be a stepdad / have to date single moms
>>710150199
Best lays I've had were chubby girls. It's like they take their body issues out on your dick.
>>710150476
I HATE RETARDS
>>710150372
>honestly rather just Hit the Gym, jerk off and play some Dota
are you dead inside?
>>710150065
Yeah, that's what I thought too anon. Then she cheated on me with my best friend and I had fits of manic depression for like, 4-5 years until it started to calm down. I still get set off sometimes, and spend the day sulking in my room listening to music and trying to get stoned enough to forget by playing videogames, like some edgy emo highschool nerd. Enjoy it buddy, cuz here's your future.
>>710150198
we seperated, genuinely think she's my soulmate and apart from her no one is interested in me. so im comfortable with not pursing women, waste of time in my opinion. would rather buy one of those 1 grand big 27 inch jiggly ass things and go ham on it. cheers
>>710150628
Definitely. Plus that reverb from slamming into em is amazing!
>>710150594
:)
You realize he's had 4 shitty marriages and is speaking from advice... right?
And I don't really give a fuck if you want to, but I sure as hell plan on taking advice from someone who is worth 22 million dollars.
>>710150501
It is easier to get laid in 30's early 40's you just have to know how to identify The ones with daddy issues.
>>710150332
Well, you didn't likely get laid till your teens. So a different one since then, or did you make up for lost time? Do you have some sort of goal to fuck the same number as your age? What happens when you're 90 and can't get it up anymore?
Counting is impractical for me because I've generally seen more than one person at a time. They overlap, and it's been a long time since I've cared about the number, so it'd be really difficult to determine how many at this point.
>>710150628
i found some chubby girls were looser, i guess because of lack of physical fitness muscle tone? i had one girl, slightly ripped but not manish and she popped my cock right back out of her if she got off hard. just from squeazing no way could i even hold it in
>>710150785
*experience, not advice, sorry.
I'm tired.
>>710150408
You need a therapist. Take the advice and use it or you'll be here for another 20 years.
18
16
>>710150501
>>710150227
>>710150018
>mad because you're stuck with roasties forever
wew lads
>>710150199
I for one love tummies, and no one can stop me. They're cute, and soft, and they make a little sweaty pheromone nook. If you don't like that, well I know you'll never believe me, but I get to have a whole lot more fun out of this world than you do.
>>710149351
ill bite and go one futher
8
5
3
3
2
6
2
6
7
8
total 50
average 5
damn i fucked a lot of ugly ass girls =(
like i said dark times man
>>710146777
18 - 4
