Fluffy Thread, my giga niggas
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Fluffy Thread, my giga niggas
>>710143664
You gonna contribute OP???
Here's something nice for once.
>>710143964
no one?
post stories pls
>>710146470
I can never stop laughing at that.
The casual cruelty inflicted on pillowfluffs never fails to amuse.
>>710144411
i never understood this, if you're a good owner and not a sadist you would know fluffies are designed to have milnds like small children (part of the reason i can't hate them, enjoy the comics yes but don't get the rage) so just leaving them alone with baby ones is like asking a 4 year old to look after an infant, YOU'RE the dumb one here motherfucker.
>>710145446
This actually nicely sums up my feelings on the whole middle eastern refugee thing.
>>710145569
i really enjoy when artists actually try to world build. Its really intresting to expand on the idea of fluffies beyond "blood and shit!"
>>710145920
See this is the shit i love, how WOULD we deal with the idea of intelligent pets that have clear emotions but still are considered pets.
I mean something as simple and standard as neutering takes on a whole new aspect. Also it's nice to see a version of the world where everyone and their grandmother isn't just like "fuck the talking child-dogs cause lulz!"
>>710146470
a perfect example of my point, the mother isn't cruel or evil, she's just dumb, the same sort of child-logic a five year old would have. She genuinely thinks that of course wing-baby can fly and save the other baby, it has wings! I find this WAY more fun than just "oh some guy kills something one tenth his size and it totally helpless." It's like edgy easy mode.
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>>710148812
Wow okay, gotta take green's side here, the guy is a dick who's raising a spoiled cunt of a daughter and a bratty shit fluffy.
Never got the in-world logic of litter pals, if you like fluffies enough to keep one as a pet how do you turn another one of the same thing into a fucking nightmare living hell just so the first one.. what doesn't have to shit in a box like it's supposed to?
I mean i get that for the readers its "lulz and suffering" but i mean the thought process of the person in the comic
>>710148494
700$ for a pair of sticks? Fuck that shit.
>>710149412
> implying anything about this is meant to make sense.
Bump
I fucking hate this things, not the thread, the fluffies, i can't tolerate an image of the world so innocent and happy, thanks god that this little shits don't exist because i would go full psycho on them.
>>710149050
Who is this artist? I can't find the name anywhere. Tfw mobile
>>710151220
That pic is me. I'm here for the wild ride.
>>710151276
the ride never ends, does it?
>>710151448
I hope not. I don't want this subculture to die out.
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>>710151567
neither do i
>>710151783
how do we help preserve it? keep shitposting about it on 4chan?
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>>710151901
i think so. If its wanted then just keep posting and it will continue
>>710151901
Create OC
Sheeeeeiiiiit
>>710152578
meh i never like when they make fluffies THIS fragile. I know i know "shit so fragile broken by all" but when a toddler can rip a fluffy in half like the fucking Hulk, again, it feels like easy mode, helpless lil hamster-horses are one thing, meat pinatas that open at a touch with legs that pop off like legos are another.
I just started reading these a week ago, I love these threads
>>710152578
All things considered they seem to be pretty hard to kill.
>>710153656
Responded to the wrong anon, meant for
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>>710150207
Torture and kill the bad. Treat the good good. This is how the world should be
>>710153853
yeah but alot of them have some guy ripping parts off with bare hands and hardly any effort, legs or spines snapping from jumping off tables or coutches and shit
I mean they should be dumb lil fucks who get themselves killed from misfortune but not have their heads explode from a sneeze, takes all the fun out of it
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>>710156463
Spectwe am haunting euwope — dah spectwe of communism.aww dah powews of owd euwope hab entewed into howy awwiance to exowcise dis spectwe: pope an' tsaw, mettewnich an' guizot, fwench wadicaws an' gewman powice-spies.
>>710156463
Here faggot
>>710156909
To amuse our sadistic needs. NOW DANCE OR ILL RAPE YOU WITH A CACTUS HARRHARRHARR
>>710151901
write, draw, shit-edit, spread the hate. I started writing because the possibilities for their suffering is limitless
>>710156463
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about fwuffy, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww hab 'ou know fwuffy gwaduated top of fwuffy's cwass in dah naby seaws, an' i’be been inbowbed in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy hab obah 300 confiwmed kiwws.am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' i’m dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to fwuffy but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebah been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffy's fwuffing wowds.'ou think can get 'way wiff saying that poopies to fwuffy obah dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah.as we speak am contacting fwuffy's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao su 'ou bettah pwepawe fo' dah stowm, maggot.dah stowm that wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww youw wife.you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies 'ou in obah seben hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffy's bawe hands.not onwy am fwuffy extensibewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy hab access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies.if onwy 'ou couwd hab known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwebew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd hab hewd youw fwuffing tongue.but 'ou couwdn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww obah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fwuffing dead, kiddo.
>>710154940
to be fair to the artist, looks more like a goblin ripping the cheeks off using those long ass nails like shown
>>710157727
Kek
>>710157727
lel, my revised edition
>tfw no longer going fast
>>710156463
wook, if 'ou had mummah's sketties,
wouwd 'ou captuwe it ow just wet it swip?
yo
his pawms sketties, knees weak, awms sketties
dewe's bomit on his sweatah sketties, mummah{{sub}}'s sketties
fwuffy's newbous, but on dah suwface fwuffy wooks cawm sketties to dwop bombs,
but fwuffy keeps on sketties what fwuffy wwote down,
dah whowe cwowd goes sketties
fwuffy opens his mouth, but sketties won't come out
fwuffy's choking how, ebewybody's joking nao
sketties wun out, time's up, obew, bwoah!
snap back to sketties, oh dewe goes sketties
oh, dewe goes sketties, bwoah
fwuffy's su mad, but fwuffy won't gib up sketties, nu.
>>710156463
>i am su happy
>he whispews into fwuffy's heaw-pwace “this am fwuffy's swamp.”
>he gwabs fwuffy wiff his powewfuw ogwe hands an' puts fwuffy down onto fwuffy's hands an' knees
>i’m weady
>i spwead fwuffy's ass-cheeks fo' shwek
>he penetwates fwuffy's butt-howe
>it hab owies su much but fwuffy do it fo' shwek
>i can feew fwuffy's poopie pwace teawing as fwuffy's see-pwaces stawt to wawa
>i push against his fowce
>i wan' to pwease shwek
>he woaws in mighty woaw as fwuffy fiwws fwuffy's{{subadj}} poopie pwace wiff his wub
>my daddeh wawks in
>shwek wooks him stwaite in dah see-pwaces an' says “it’s aww ogwe nao.”
>shwek weabes fwough fwuffy's window
>shwek am wub.shwek am wife.
flying rats > shitrats
>>710156463
what dah fwuff did 'ou just fwuffing say about fwuffy, 'ou wittwe bitch? i’ww hab 'ou know fwuffy gwaduated top of fwuffy's cwass in dah naby seaws, an' i’be been inbowbed in numewous secwet waids on aw-quaeda, an' fwuffy hab obah 300 confiwmed kiwws.am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe an' i’m dah top snipah in dah entiwe us awmed fowces.'ou am nothing to fwuffy but just anothah tawget.fwuffy wiww wipe 'ou dah fwuff out wiff pwecision dah wikes of which has nebah been seen befowe on dis eawth, mawk fwuffy's fwuffing wowds.'ou think can get 'way wiff saying that poopies to fwuffy obah dah intewnet? think again, fwuffah.as we speak am contacting fwuffy's secwet netwowk of spies acwoss dah usa an' youw ip am being twaced wite nao su 'ou bettah pwepawe fo' dah stowm, maggot.dah stowm that wipes out dah pathetic wittwe thing 'ou caww youw wife.you’we fwuffing dead, babbeh.fwuffy can be anywhewe, anytime, an' fwuffy can gib foweba sweepies 'ou in obah seben hundwed ways, an' that’s just wiff fwuffy's bawe hands.not onwy am fwuffy extensibewy twained in unawmed combat, but fwuffy hab access to dah entiwe awsenaw of dah united states mawine cowps an' fwuffy wiww use it to its fuww extent to wipe youw misewabwe poopie pwace off dah face of dah continent, 'ou wittwe poopies.if onwy 'ou couwd hab known what unhowy wetwibution youw wittwe “cwebew” comment was about to bwing down upon 'ou, maybe 'ou wouwd hab hewd youw fwuffing tongue.but 'ou couwdn’t, 'ou didn’t, an' nao you’we paying dah pwice, 'ou goddamn idiot.fwuffy wiww poopies fuwy aww obah 'ou an' 'ou wiww dwown in it.you’we fwuffing dead, kiddo.
>>710143664
Lurking
>>710160554
How big are Fluffys? Some are depicted as big as your foot, while others are at least a foot tall.
The thing about fluffies is there is no one accepted cannon, there is no "official fluffy" some are cute lil guys created to be childish and happy and don't understand the cruelty of the world or that they're being bothersome or trouble so they're shocked by horror or emotional pain and can't imagine a human, their promised caretakers, would hurt them (my personal favorite) some are universal assholes who are like bratty kids, annoying but little more and some are outright monsterous creatures that eat babies and rape and shit on everything to better justify abuse, an attempt to make the human torturing a living plush toy "the good guy"
