Hai /b/ Would you smash me?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Hai /b/
Would you smash me?
probably.
No I'd hang you from my willow tree out back.
>>710135043
what if i told you im a 4th wave feminist?
/b/ would smash a bouncy castle with a hole in it at a child's party. But no.
>>710134932
You are black, no
>>710135148
you just cant appreciate a little bit of melanin?
>>710135148
No homo pls
>>710134932
Is water wet?
>>710134932
Looks like she's smashed already
do you like my art?
>>710135148
what a fag
>>710134932
Even if you had AIDS
Only with your dad's permission.
>>710135249
Nahh I don't think so
>>710135464
Really? present 4 you
Tits od gtfo
>>710135554
i live alone. think again cuck
>>710135556
are you gay?
>>710134932
I'd fuck you, no questions asked. I'd be too rough for you though, I'm a choker and don't always respect boundaries
what kind of fucking pose is that
>>710135644
true man
You already look smashed as fuck.
no i dont fuck apes
>>710134932
I would smash my whip in your skin till you die from bleeding out.
And I'm not even joking. You black scum.
if you can't accept female empowerment, you aren't for me anyways
>>710135249
nope http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840
>>710135148
> sanchez
> black
Pick one faggot
>>710135647
No, I just don't prefer black females
would smash
>>710135727
I fail to see the problem. I'd rather an experienced chick that will stick a finger up my ass than some virgin that has no clue what to do. Young chicks are idiots. Fuck a woman anon, it's worth it.
>>710135837
its ok, you're a cuck
I request that you suck my cock as I lick your pussy, every lap making you wetter and wetter. You moan with pleasure as your pussy juices spill out on the bedding. "Let me feel your cock," you ask while I push 2 fingers into your pussy. I spin around and thrust my cock inside you, your wetness sloshing around and making sucking noises as I fuck you. I push my face against your tits and marvel in their warmth and glory. I lick your nipples as I lay back and let you ride me at your own pace. I sit up and pull you tight, your tits rubbing against my chest and turning me on more and more. We kiss passionately, our tongues sliding around each other. As I'm about to cum you jump off and quickly slide down, stroking my cock with a big smile on your face. My cum shoots 3 feet in the air, landing on your head and face as you smile with pleasure. "Next time, how about you cum in my mouth and let me taste you..."
>>710135647
You mean you don't know where your dad is? I find that hard to believe.
>>710135769
Get a razor when your sober.
>>710135951
She's a nigger. She means she doesn't know WHO her dad is.
>>710135909
kek, racemixing is wrong and just creates ugly ass children
>>710135951
i mean i live with one of the many guys i talk to -- i tend to take advantage of cucks like you
>>710135909
You have time to shape your eyebrows but not trim your pits? You rebel!
>>710135926
Jackass. Now you have to scrape your dried jizz off your mirror next spring!
>>710135951
Black people don't have dad's, because they are dead or locked up in some jail.
>>710135076
i dont even know what this means, so yah thats fine
>>710136080
Means you're a homeless ho.
>2016
>sobacos sin afeitar
>mejor dame la presidente
Yeah, Ill take the beer. shave your fucking pits
>>710134932
Timestamp or fuck off.
>>710136096
>>710136006
its alright, i deal with cucks like my lovely /b/tards all the time
please support my art though, if you truly do appreciate me
p.s. i support donald
here's some of it
>>710135804
>http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0191886912000840
Cool article, thanks
>>710135951
oh wow, dad jokes. you are quite the creative one right, NEET?
>>710136131
racism isn't the wave anymore, my love.
>>710136157
it means im opposed to some of the assholes in this thread and support female empowerment in the states....wage gap, rape, etc are some of the few issues plaguing us women today.
>>710136793
>racism isn't the wave
GTFO of here you stupid nigger newfag. You don't even know this fucking place.
>>710136200
its okay -- you'll never get to lick, or shave them :-)
>>710136178
it means i know how to manipulate cucks like you
>>710136056
wrong
>>710135905
im 21, im an adult.
>>710135738
thank you. very kind anon.
>>710136971
i think you're the newfaggot.
ive been here since pools closed due to AIDS.
>>710134932
Theoretically yes. The shit you eat though... you probably don't smell that good because of it.
what state you live in?
>>710134932
Stupid fuck.
You have any idea what you're doing lol? At least censor your fucking social media accounts.
And no, I wouldn't fuck a big tittied nigger -- in the end you're still a nigger
Yea with shovel in the face
>>710137645
you're an idiot -- exposure is my goal. im an artist.
>>710137807
ah, that one is ORIGINAL! :)
>>710134932
without a doubt
>>710134932
You know the rules, tits or gtfo
As long as you're not an asshole about feminism then yeah I'd probably smash.
>>710136793
i'd plague you with rape any time you want honey ;)
>>710138040
im not even sure what that means
asshole about feminism? you guys are the assholes. you have been since the patriarchy started. thats why i go on sites like these -- to mock cucks like you
>>710138143
im sure. :)
>>710134932
White American here. Doubt this is even real but I've always had a fetish for dark skinned girls. 10/10 would plow
>>710138233
Nice dubs, dtf?
Tits or gtfo
ITT: dirty niggerfaggot baits /b/ like dumbasses
timestamp or it's not really you ya black cunt
>>710135804
That literally explains one of the many reasons why black men are more manly than cumskins.
Would smash with a sledgehammer
>>710138233
You are obsessed with the word "cuck". Does it empower you to use? Does it empower you to not shave your pits? I've gotten blowjobs from girls like you ...and then never called and laughed about them to my friends. Only mixed girls though. I'd never fuck a full nig.
On that note yea I'd smash.
>>710138272
sure, if you're in NYC. :)
>>710138374
lmfao, the patriarchy demanding shit like usual.
no, fuck you and fuck the establishment, stupid cunt newfaggot
>>710137919
It's perfectly possible to be an artist without wanting to be in the spotlight. Some people actually make art because it gives them satisfaction, believe it or not.
>>710135804
Remind me again, what race started both world wars? What pigment were they?
>>710138393
Cumskins. I haven't heard that before.
>>710138411
kek, good answer
>>710138501
lol nigger cunt ate the bait, guys just leave the troll alone, it's probably a white fatty that no one loves.
fucking cool ranch nigwhite
>>710138526
whites and jews
>>710138522
i do it to channel my depression
#artbyhenny
>>710138472
yes, because i have many men at the palm of my hands lol
>>710138501
I just moved out harlem but I'm afraid to go outside. Too many black people.
>>710138526
They were "world" war because the technology made them possible, not likes africa is a peaceful place
>>710138711
And you need exposure for that because...
>>710134932
>Would you smash me?
no, but i would make sweet sweet love to you!
boobs
>>710138670
you can leave if you want :)
>>710138711
because its also my major and something im passionate about. and the way i'm going to make it in life.
>>710138742
um....racist much?
>>710138909
If your goal is to "make it in life" you've failed.
>>710138975
and how is that, dr. phil?
>>710138909
listen nigger slave, it's ok to be a nigger (same way i'm a kike) but know your fucking place.
tits and timestamp or i use my jew magic to kill your bank account you dirty nigger
>>710137919
"Artist" kek ok
>>710138909
It's not my fault. I'll be like the only white dude out of a hundred on a city block....and what if they all like chimp out and kill me? How is that racist?
>>710139129
if you think there's any objective measure of success you're as white as they come
>>710138233
Like I don't care if you're feminist or whatever but don't be a sexist asshole about it? I don't give two shits or a fuck what your gender is. Just be a normal human being. Pretty simple concept.
>>710139147
"Artist" who uses PhotoBooth.
>>710139143
do it then ya stupid kike cuck
>>710139147
show me some of your art and then you can kek all ya want
>>710139244
nyc isnt even like that -- we're all nice underneath our mean exteriors
>>710139261
who's to say my saying of "making it in life" isn't my own subjective understanding?
>>710139313
alright, dad *rolls eyes*
Where are the tits?
>>710136793
But your dad was never there. Am I wrong?
And you're a white guy with pics off the net. Am I wrong?
>>710139421
OK thanks I will go outside and be brave. thank you.
>>710139464
behind my knees
>>710139421
Your choice of words is revealing, I think. People who have their own measure of success usually don't use phrases like "making it".
>>710137025
The cucks are trying to fuck you. I'm laughing at your trolling white ass, bro.
>>710138233
you are awful.
Well pull them out bitch, I don't have all day.
>>710139421
Yeah Op I'm impressed by how outspoken u are... only real man *non cuck* in this chat apparently... i'd bend you over every piece of furniture in my house if I could... now show pics of your feet
>>710134932
In a heartbeat. If it weren't for this sinking feeling that I would begin to hate you as soon as we stopped cumming and started talking, that is.
>>710139421
Solid response. So you're an angsty child acting out because some man or maybe two happened to hurt your feelings. Look, powerful women are a good thing, but not when they act like powerful men. They're both gross, sexist, and fucking annoying. You're no less a man than the rest of these faggots.
>10/10 mad I took the bait
>>710139610
Do you have Asian heritage
>>710137025
your marginal good looks will eventually go; your inability to support yourself may not
>>710140026
ripripripripripriprip
>>710137919
what have you done, artist
Yeah, I'd smash.... smash your roast beef pussy ass by pushing those shelves over your ugly ass
>>710140097
hahahaha, u mad? i bet you'd shut your mouth if i undressed in front of you. that is the power of the vagina
>>710140144
nope, 100% dominicana
>>710140148
i went to a middle school for gifted kids. think again.
>>710140222
are you really that curious?
>>710139714
im not your bro
>>710139618
well, in a city like NYC its hard to define "making it" in more precise terms
So... Can we get the tits already and put this thread to bed?
>710134932
I def would, but NY is a bit far away from where I am at the very moment.
Chances of visiting Italy in the next years?
I can wait.
>>710140407
Pull your ugly tits out already.
>>710140407
>I bet you'd shut up if I undressed in front of you
...because his jaw won't drop, that's for sure.
With that bottle....dirty nigger
>>710140407
That's exactly what's telling. That you think "making it" has meaning in and of its own, and cannot be explained or defined further. Like there's some New York standard of Having Made It. You are not special.
>>710134932
I'd smash you.....with a sledgehammer across the head you disgusting nigger
Let's see some skin.
>>710134932
Yup! Shame you're in NY and I'm married, you honestly sound like an interesting person to meet(based on your replies).
>>710140631
here you go. happy?
#artbyhenny
p.s.: i have nudes. im just not going to release them. i am a feminist. i have respect for myself, you fucking pig.
>>710134932
theats a realy stupid question...
do you own a mirror?
>>710134932
With a hammer
>>710134932
Still no timestamp. You're all getting trolled. An artist without a sharpie and a piece of paper?
>>710137645
Lol, someone has absolutely no taste in women. Also, good job stalker.
>>710141087
i said it, they just won't listen...
>>710140966
I bet you just have shitty tits lol
would smash / 10
>>710140407
>>>710140144
>nope, 100% dominicana
you probably think you're better than haitians; but because of your darker complexion, get shit from other dominicans
>>>710140148
>i went to a middle school for gifted kids. think again.
smart =/= self sufficient. your present patterns and decisions in field cast you into a rather bad situation whether you see it or not.
>>>710140222
>are you really that curious?
ofc. you claimed to be an artist.
everything you have posted in terms of imagery has had basic flaws in them (blown channels, noise due to lack of light, oversharpening, et cetera)
without a supporting reason why, indicating at the user of the tool hasn't done a modicum of research into what, why and how they are doing.
i'd prefer evidence otherwise and am giving an opportunity to have it shown.
>>710140966
you get to cut around the borders?
>#art
I'd smash you with a brick you ugly cunt.
>>710140966
Show feet wanba see feet soles of an artist
>>710136597
I approve of your artwork.
>>710140966
the way you present yourself as a feminist makes me sad.
i realize not all feminists are the same; but you just make other feminists look flippant.
>>710141171
>>710141087
I only use watercolor
>>710141333
thanks dear
>>710141282
implying...?
>>710141260
okay dr. phil
above all else -- the doubters and the trolls, make sure to FOLLOW ME
#artbyhenny
>>710141282
whether she knows it or not, she's referencing a format without cause.
This thread is shameful. Nice job feeding an attention whore faggots."Gifted in middle school" green haired bitch.Your not interestesting your not some introspective artist. your an attention whore. tits and timestamp or go back to the shit island your people came from.
fuckin sage
>>710140654
That is the best fucking roast I have ever seen 10/10 anon.
>>710141568
Watercolor the date on a piece of paper, or are your arms broken, white boy?
>>710134932
fuck these virgin neckbeards, i'd smash you into a whole new universe girl
nudes already
>>710141568
based on your tendancy to pass off people using hackneyed labels who give legit criticism of your work, you are likely not worth following.
>>710140654
>>710141568
Since you apparently can't write, gifted child, how about a shoe on your head picture?
>>710134932
Not only would I smash, I would let you dominate me, a cis white male, in the hopes that you might get over this massive superiority complex that you seem to have.
But I'd mostly just want you to sit on my face
>>710140407
setting aside commentry about your vapidity on this site; your two interests seem to be cartoon network and the female form.
i'd suggest broadening your worldview and taking an interest in larger things.
>>710141326
alright, that isnt something a cuck would request so here you go
>>710141890
w/e, you sound like a pseudointellectual wannabe artist anyways
>>710142221
and your reaction image is barbaric too -- how long did it take you to find that on google? how large is your collection?
>>710142365
maybe.
>>710142447
id shit on your face too!
>>710142579
my interests arent of your concern since clearly all you desire is my pussy for your hedonistic purposes
>>710140966
Ok smart ass, are you that ashamed of your body? I bet you have saucer sized areola.
>>710142579
>implying cartoons and naked ladies are not enough
YOU FORGET YOUR PLACE, SWINE
>>710142887
>>710142579 (You)
my interests arent of your concern since clearly all you desire is my pussy for your hedonistic purposes
you will never match my ability to rub one out. i've had better offers from priests in short robes
>>710142887
You shit on my face and I clean my face with your pet
Check mate feminazi.
>>710142994
>>710134932
from one artie to another, i followed, gotta show that support
>also i like tits
>>710135769
>empowerment
>too lazy to shave her pits.
She might also not scrub her ass and vag. Dirty hippie.
>>710134932
Sure.
With a bus.
Show us a time stamp, or would that be too awkward, dude?
>>710137025
Don't like rug burn on my tongue.
>>710143587
Titties with timestamp
>>710134932
No I don't support violence against women.
Hi! I'm OP. I'm a dominican girl from New York.
>>710141326
or is a gun in mouth better for you?
>>710142942
maybe i do...?
>>710142994
exactly! thanks for understanding anon. i dont owe anyone shit. i am who i am: a powerful woman living in NYC who doesnt take shit from anyone. but thanks for standing up for me.
>>710143170
keep telling yourself that! :-) palmela handerson will do you fine
>>710143205
with my pet? you want to see my pet, i can show you a picture of my cute little puppy.
doubt youd be able to wipe after that.
>>710143312
thanks babe!
>>710143374
no, its obviously a movement that you've probably seen on many social medias
>>710143695
fuck off thirsty
>>710143788
first semi-funny joke in my thread
#ARTBYHENNY
>>710135249
>no we can't.
>>710143788
No I don't.
Support violence against women!
/ftfy
>>710134932
Nah ur black
I feel so sexy on the Internet when I pretend.
gumcream would.
>>710137645
Lmao
Why the fuck this nigger is at the first page?
Sage this fucking monkey anons.
>>710143374
i hope so. I love me a funky bitch
>>710135249
with straightened hair, probably
>>710143999
nice trips
>>710134932
Would smash
>>710136080
that ass tho
>>710141144
this is op
>>710144207
Thx
>>710144214
You mean slash
>>710134932
I dont fuck animals
>>710143888
>no timestamp
>retrieving pics off of social media
Stop feeding the troll
"a powerful woman living in NYC who doesnt take shit from anyone"
" i live with one of the many guys i talk to -- i tend to take advantage of cucks like you"
yeah that free ride isn't gonna last forever. friendly bit of advice- find something useful to do and get paid for other than a vague promise of sex. you may as well be in haiti otherwise.
>>710134932
I'd rather fuck a horse
THey think I'm a girl. Teehee!
The wage gap and patriarchy aren't real, and men get more raped in the United States than women
/thread
>>710144424
i don't like it when i'm stereotyped and labeled, but its okay for me to do that
/op
Without hesitation.
>>710144320
Yeah I think after reading one of "her" responses I realized it's a troll
>>710144298
Hack and slash for sure.
>>710144562
That made zero sense and you didn't argue any of my points. Feminists really suck at what they do nowadays.
OP is trolling you newfags.
>>710134932
With that bottle
>>710144424
sure, cuck
>>710144587
its okay -- i didn't come to an anonymous website to be labelled a girl, guy, troll, fairy, bitch, or cunt. i came here in the end, wanting to know if you'd smash
>>710144563
:*
>>710144320
nom nom nom
>>710144224
thanks papi
>>710144136
lol, how ironic for you to say that to a woman who celebrates her heritage by keeping her curly, frizzy hair.
fuck you.
>>710144114
because /b/ would smash? stupid cuck
>>710144059
thats good for you! you feel empowered yet? :-)
>>710143972
lol. you're part of the cancer that plagues our country.
>>710143999
wrong.
here's some almost tits though. its the most you'll get from me :-)
i mean, i have my nudes obviously
but you guys are less than entertaining as of now
smh.
Show your pussy,
>>710135249
The only good and worthwhile nigger chick. Is a niggerchick that is sucking my dick.
Seriously niggers should only be allowed to breed if they have an iq over 100. Otherwise the men shoyld be given manditory vasectomy and the women a manditory histerectomy and then they should be assigned out or sold out as sex slaves / pets.
>>710143888
Sure, why not? I like dogs and they like me. I'm assuming it's actually a pretty large dog, but if you train dogs anything like you shitpost, I'm sure it would let me do it.
Either that, or your one of those weird bitches who needs a freaky pet like a hedgehog or a bearded dragon to show everyone what a unique individual she is. In which case, you win this time.
PS I wasn't really standing up for you. I just wanted to shitpost and he made himself an easy target by questioning a person's love for tits and cartoons on a Bangledeshian body pillow auction and cosplay site
nudes
If OP's pussy is loose enough I'll smash
TLDR: OP is cancer plugging his shitty cartoon paintings.
>>710138526
In 40 species of wild vertebrates, darker pigmented individuals are more aggressive and sexually active. â–º Cross fostering studies and pharmacological dose manipulations establish the role of the melatonin system. â–º We review the human literature within and between populations and find similar relationships with pigmentation. â–º Darker individuals average higher levels of crime, sexual activity including HIV/AIDS, and lower IQ.
- Personality and Individual Differences
Volume 53, Issue 1, July 2012, Pages 4–8
>>710145109
well, i don't believe in IQ. its a flawed system for intelligence. but like i told you, i went to a gifted middle school which had an entrance exam and was very small. it was supposed to be a smaller community, with more rigorous courses.
aka, im smarter than you, you racist inbred
>>710145121
ok
>>710145364
>his shitty cartoon paintings
alright detective cancer :')
>>710145421
and you're what? someone who stays in lurking 4chin everyday?
>>710145277
all of my collagen is still intact :)
>>710144911
i already did, scroll up you fucking cuck
>>710134932
If by smash you mean being in a white only store,Then yes
Tits,timestamp or gtfo
>>710144889
I live near NYC but would not smash a feminazi nigger that is a 6/10 at best
>>710145714
I looked, its not there. Post it again
>>710138526
>Remind me again, what race started both world wars? What pigment were they?
Nigs don't have the intelligence or organisational skills to have wars on such a large scale. That's how.
>>710136793
Oh god,It's a fucking feminist
You're kind aren't welcome on B you dumb whore
>>710146431
now this is a troll ass baiter
>B
>You're
>it is a fucking feminist
fuck you gai
>>710145714
>Thinking I wouldn't wipe my shit face on your dog just because it's cute and fluffy
That might be the best type of dog to clean your face with. Softer and more absorbent than any washcloth I own, AND someone else will definitely feel bad enough to clean it off after I'm done.
You played yourself
>>710146636
Don't tell me how to /b/
>>710146242
>>710135769
>if you can't accept female empowerment, you aren't for me anyways
did you claim asylum out of the dominican repulic? they don't take kindly to haitians there
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/opal-tometi/its-time-for-a-global-movement-to-stop-anti-black-racism-in-the-dominican-republic-_b_7746042.html
haitians are a good, proud people op. you don't need to hide your heritage, especially in nyc. own your haitianess
>>710134932
Waters wet sky's blue come on nigger i'm ready for you.
>>710135339
>>710134932
yes, to the wall
>>710145714
Calling me a racist inbreed! Thats racist right there!
Having you in my home as a beloved pet would be the best possible thing that could ever be done for you. You would never have to worry about bilss or work or money or even clothing for that matter all you would ever need worry about is when i will get home and cuddle and kiss and love on you and make love to you.
Submitting yourself like that would become the ultimate and purest form of unconditional love and affection and caring. And in return you woulf receive unconditional love affection and caring.
Cant you see!? I just want to love you amd be loved by you in the best most pure and wonderful way anyone ever can!
But.. I understand if you feel the need to reject me and explore this world in your own way i just wanted to spare you the hardship you will inevitably face.
Whenever you are ready. I will be waiting to accept you. With open arms.
Ignoring the timestamp demands, definitely fake
I don't know why, but I'm surprised at the trolls on here.
I'm not the right guy to ask about a smash and dash. Been about 7 years since my last try at it, and failed miserably (early thirties now). can't get a good erection going unless i know the person i'm with... or it was just weird and awkward enough that i haven't tried again (likely AF). However, resorted to oral, communicated what she liked and didn't, and I made sure she came. Which got me hard enough to go again, ending in a messy 69. Fucking love tasting every inch on a woman's body.
>>710134932
Yes.
>with that bottle
>>710134932
OP follow 4 follow?
>>710148056
yes
>>710136006
Metal working is way too advanced for her tribe.
>>710147944
dubs confirm only proper answer
>>710134932
Yes, I smash your skull in with that DR bullshit beer bottle broken over the top of your head.
>>710145421
>melatonin system
>melatonin
melanin?
>>710137919
An artist would weave their pit hair into a beanie.
so i just got a pretty sick letter in my inbox and i have no clue how you guys got my e-mail. but seriously though, fuck you guys haha! you hate bob's burger that much?
too bad. this is exactly why you dont get tits.
Smash your face! Taking pictures with ugly bottles made when you have a crate of fiji in the background ready for aesthetic photos.
>>710145714
tips fedora
>>710134932
I'd smash it like a plantain for mofongo.
>>710137249
you know the pool was closed due to nigger aids right? true or not? ;)
>>710138742
That's cuz you're supposed to come out in the day. Duh!
>>710150455
But oldfag won't timestamp. Bullshit called.
>>710134932
Nigger/10
Would hang
>>710139421
That pic was taken in upper manhattan wasn't it?
>>710151265
Why yes, yes it was.
>>710134932
Any chance to see any of your works? I'm curious.
>>710151466
Oh snap I know exactly where that is in the heights. Right on the highway
>>710151498
yeah, i can show you a few. if anything follow my IG
>>710151684
oooh, a sense of danger -- although you do seem pretty normal and not /b/tarded. but THIS is exactly why i came here...
>>710148458
Shhh. Can't you see he's smart? He's citing a scientific paper.
>>710134932
Can't tell if bait, but yeah.
>>710151845
Soy Dominicano tambien. Just on here to watch the pathetic, weak gened, racist trolls get triggered. Loving it
>>710151845
I don't belive in social media. Post a few more if u'd like. If not thats also cool
>>710152120
assuming this is even op, yr life must be hella boring if this is how you get kicks.
>Tfw I recognize that market
>>710141671
Fucking THIS!
>>710152261
Yea cuz you're here for the intelligent convo. Who do you think you're fooling neckbeard
>>710135057
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