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douche vs turd who would win
>>710124641
Remember you HAVE TO VOTE FOR ONE!
If you don't vote for one, the OTHER will win!
>logic is dead
If only their propaganda campaigns weren't so fucking effective, we could organise voters to force a 're do'.
>>710124935
>implying it's a conspiracy that people tell each other they have NO CHOICE
People are just idiots and they think it's already over every step of the process. "Oh the polls say that this candidate is ahead" FUCKING THREE YEARS BEFORE THE PRIMARY ELECTION.
Disgusting.
>>710124816
You can waste your vote on a third party if you don't live in a swing state
>>710124641
>considering voting for hillary at all
Kill yourself you liberal SJW goyim slave.
>>710124641
Clinton is evil. I will not vote for her under any circumstances. Trump is an idiot, but at least he's not Clinton.
>>710124641
Trump is the obvious better choice. At least he isnt part of the shitty system we have now and he wont get us in another pointless war in the middle east like hillary wants. Hes also the most anti SJW candidate out there, unlike the cuckservative republicans who try to meet them half way.
>>710125107
You can waste your vote... period. If you don't live in a swing state. Why do we even bother having elections in states that never change between blue or red and just toss away their electoral points winner-take-all?
>>710125455
Why do you think he wont get us into a pointless war?
You know what motivates people like Hillary to enter into wars right? It financially and politically benefits them. They get paid. Why wouldn't Trump want a piece of that pie when you know he's lived his entire life snatching up any pile of money he can get his hands on?
>>710124641
Looks like the Turd Sammich is fonna take it, but the Giant Douche is making a late run, should be interesting.
As long as it is close enough that the Democrats dont get the Senate, I'll be happy -- or as happy as I CAN be, given one of those two ass clowns will be President.
No, Important question for OP -- how did you decide which was the Turd Sandwich and which the Giant Douche?
>>710124935
>If only their propaganda campaigns weren't so fucking effective
Which countrys election are YOU watching?
>>710125432
The strongest appeal either of them has is "I am not the other one!"
What a fucking abortion of an election...
>>710125848
It was probably planned out to be this way. Both parties rigged their primaries to have the worst candidate win.
>>710124641
#GiantDouche16
Turd sandwich= a sandwich made of shit that you consume.
or
Giant Douche= Cleans out smelly nasty cunts on a huge scale
Seems like a simple decision to me.
>>710125591
>Why do you think he wont get us into a pointless war?
Because hes said nothing about it or hinted at it at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_8WiScUUw
and yeah, hillary wants to get involved in Syria to secure a pipeline. The only problem is she is going to start WW3 over this shit because her plan will lead to war with Russia, not just some rag tag group of terrorist. We are helping them to achieve her goals
>>710125933
This dudes using his noodle. Cleanse the USA, or choke on shit, your choice America.
>>710125512
>You can waste your vote... period. If you don't live in a swing state.
You seem to feel that your vote only counts if it swings the election,. That is an odd way of looking at it.
>Why do we even bother having elections in states that never change between blue or red
Because the voters could decide to change it. Pic related
>and just toss away their electoral points winner-take-all?
At this point we pretty much could do that, but it would take a constitutional amendment, which is hard work, plus by losing winner-take-all we'd wind up with Presidents being elected with a minority of the vote WAY more often. If we switched to a parliamentary system with the legislative selecting a head of government, that would take even more amending and with our current district elections raises problems through Gerrymandering as well.
Maybe an easier solution would be for people to get involved, make an effort to support their candidates, and actually turn out and vote.
New wiki leaks coming soon. Said to be the worst ones yet. FBI coming after her again for yet more emails, a shit load of them on a pedo's computer or some shit connected to her. Even main stream media has to finally admit, and is, something is up with the Clinton's. They can longer cheer for her when her obvious corruption is out in the open. The Clintons are losing their power. They done fucked up.
Will that stop her from becoming president? IDK, I hope so because we will all be the biggest suckers on this earth if she's still elected.
Wake up Clinton faggots. Your queen might finally get what she deserves. A Jail cell. Time to jump ship.
all this:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/10/30/politics/clinton-emails-fbi-abedin/index.html
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/15/us/politics/hillary-clinton-haiti.html
https://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton
https://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton/40/immigration
https://www.congress.gov/bill/109th-congress/house-bill/6061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZHp4JLWjNw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LYRUOd_QoM [Embed]
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/us/politics/donna-brazile-wikileaks-cnn.html?_r=0
https://wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/38478
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3215890/Spy-dead-bag-infuriated-MI6-bosses-illegally-hacking-secret-data-Bill-Clinton.html
Even google is having a hard time keeping up with the lies.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/oct/30/hillary-clinton-photo-illustrates-pathological-lyi/
>>710125432
pretty much this.
this is what I hope happens. Trump wins, congress gets super butthurt, for the next 4 years they just stall, both parties re evaluate themselves, next election has better choices.
Clinton will just continue this god awful system we have, Trump is a wake up call to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krn3Vqrfl8Q
>>710124641
You only mentioned killary cunton, who's her opponent? The next prez of the USA Trump?
>>710126193
>Because hes said nothing about it or hinted at it at all.
Wellllll.....
"I'm good at war, I love war in a certain way"
11/12/2015
Donald J Trump, Billionaire, he owns a mansion and a yacht.
>>710126337
With all his scandals, you really think Trump is going to stay out of prison?
>>710126337
>a shit load of them on a pedo's computer
thats the best part. Hes going to work with the FBI to save himself and hand over everything to them. His estranged wife is Huma Abedin to, and he had a copy of one of her files called "life insurance" that had nothing but dirt on hillary.
And still, shes pretty much fucked because she said she had no classified emails deleted, but if they find just a few, it proves she lied to them in court. Shes fucked and the Clinton Dynasty is done for. Everyone knows it and is going to be jumping ship and pointing fingers to save themselves.
>>710126295
>Because the voters could decide to change it. Pic related
Forgot pic. Stats do not ALWAYS go a certain way, though obviously states with a concentration of GOP voters tend to vote that way, and contrariwise.
>>710125723
South park season 20
>>710126482
>Donald J Trump, Billionaire, he owns a mansion and a yacht.
so what? who gives a shit? Its not like the clintons dont own multiple mansions themselves.
>>710126295
>You seem to feel that your vote only counts if it swings the election
Yes that is exactly the case. My one vote, my own personal vote will not make any difference no matter my party preference because it'll either get drowned out among the majority or beaten by the majority party in our gerrymandered system.
>Because the voters could decide to change it. Pic related
It pretty much never happens. No pic in your post proves it
>At this point we pretty much could do that
No I'm saying that's what we already have. States that are winner-take-all just ignore the minority party in their state. Their vote is ignored, not used. It determines nothing.
What we need is a system where the electoral college is abolished and instead elections are decided by percentages of the popular vote. It doesn't matter if one state has more population than others if all the parties are represented in every state.
>>710126337
>New wiki leaks coming soon
I think wikifatigue has set in. They need to try something else.
"Hilary Clinton is shady and crooked! Why did nobody mention this sooner? Wow, now that I know that, I can;t vote for her any more!
>>710126501
>you really think Trump is going to stay out of prison?
saying "pussy" 10 years ago isnt a crime anon. Also funny how all those rape allegations that conveniently came out around the election suddenly disappeared to, huh?
>>710126607
AND I get hit by the famous 4chan simultaneous picture glitch.
Let's see if it will post this time. THIS is the picture that was related.
>>710126667
>so what? who gives a shit?
It was a reference, required a little cultural literacy. Calm the fuck down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7dCTwlAI8Y
>>710124641
Donald is good guy; a typical old conservative man. He didn't mean any disrespect towards the ladies, it was the way people were in his time.
The job interview he did during speech showed how good he really is.
>>710126681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1GrOwI7EBM
>>710126501
I hope Trump gets publicly burned alive but it won't be for saying something about grabbing some pussy ten years ago in private. Believe it or not, not all people who point out Hillary's obvious corruption i a Trump supporter. Sorry anon, the world is not that black and white.
The fact is, no one has shit on Trump other than hurt feelings. Everything he's done he's gotten away with legally. You can't pint your fingers at him and hate but he's walked that fine line legally. I don't have to like it, you don't have to like it, but that's the truth.
Facts don't change with our feelings.
>>710124641
I just want the ctr/shill clusterfuck to be over with. It does not matter, either way it will be more of the same and nothing will change. So it has been, so it shall always be. Write in Towelie. Wanna win at their game?
>don't play
>>710124641
The way I see it Trump has made a career of screwing over the little guy to serve himself and only his interests, whereas Hillary seems to have made a career of screwing over people for whoever she happens to be working for at that time. So given those two choices I'll take the one who will be an asshole for our country and not just for themselves.
Clinton will continue the Obama legacy with heavier handed tactics to enslave the nation
Trump will, simply by being voted in, end SJW propaganda and crush the cancer that has been able to fester in this nation through feelz and "white people be da emeny" horseshit.
I'm voting for Trump because of culture. That's literally it.
Political correctness is killing the US. Soon we'll be like certain European countries where you can be jailed for making a joke about the holocaust. BLM will continue to commit crimes and get away with it because they cry racism. The wage gap myth will still be pushed.
>>710127381
So neither? Both work for themselves for profits. Trump with his many "business" deals and hillary with her "speaking fees"
>>710127044
>cultural literacy
>link to a cartoon
>>710127059
>typical old conservative man
He is an old man
He is neither conservative nor typical.
>>710127742
Classic cartoons are a part of what makes up our culture, yeah.
>>710127381
She's made millions ripping off tax payers and taking bribes from other countries to fill her off shore bank accounts. Do you really believe her running for "President" is anything more than a power grab to hammer in the last nail into the coffin?
I'd rather have someone that has to decide on their own, how to move forward through public opinion, than have a handful of billionaire globalists deciding how to ruin a once great nation and turn it into a third world shit hole.
>>710124641
Hillary will win but America loses regardless of the winner.
America you don't do democracy correctly.
>>710127381
No anon, decision she's made have affected the US and the world stage negatively.
https://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton#.WBi_W5grKV4
it's all on the record. She's is selling all of us out for profit and power. Forget about Trump. He's a do nothing shit talking orange dipshit. You shouldn't be concerned about him, he's far easier to control in the world of politics. Hilary has been holding some major power over her peers for a bit now. It's starting to crumble but I bet she still has some shit on some important people she can play. Make no mistake, she's an evil bitch and it's all coming out now.
>>710128126
We can't do democracy correctly because the people who Hillary bats for, who support her financially, have bought our democracy. They own it. All we can do, if enough of us wake the fuck up, is tear that system down and try something new.
>This old system is old and bought. It no longer works.
The fact that anyone would vote for the most corrupt, life long politician, over some guy that they say has "No experience" yet they voted for Obama, makes me LAUGH!!!!!!
also, I don't care how many people try and push the idea that this opinion of mine is racist. I do not want a shit load of Muslims immigrating to the US anymore. Not in masses. Sorry, but I do not care about the shit you're going through in your shit hole countries. You people made your beds, decided your fucked up religion was a good idea and now you have to sleep in that shit filled bed of yours. I know, SJW's will be mad at me but fuck you SJW, by your own reasoning I can't be racist because I'm black. So eat shit.
>>710124641
Turd sandwich is right since it has been
leaked Hill smells like farts.
>>710128436
Yep, until people realize we've been duped into believing both sides of the coin aren't the same, we'll continue down the road to ruin.
Trump is at the very least, push back on a system that has been allowed to engulf freedom and corrupt morality in this nation. Rule of law must be retained, and the people entrusted to maintain it should be held at a higher standard.
My dad pushed Chelsea Clinton out of the way during a concert once so he could be the first out of the door. He said he didn't know who she was.
>>710128791
Every country and it's countrymen have had to fight for their own way of life. If you lose, you get overthrown. The fact that Europe is being invaded by muslims "running from adversity" is a fucking joke. Get the fuck back there and fight, why should the rest of the world have to deal with a bunch of pussies that don't even give a shit about their own country?
And then, we're suppose to feel "bad" for them and allow them to push their shit in our country because a bunch of SJW's say we're "racist" and "islamphobes"? Nah, we hate losers, and these bums are losers from shitty third world countries, they are top tier losers.
>>710124641
The Giant Douche will clean out America's pussy.
>>710129320
Your dad sounds like a dick
>>710129320
Your dad is lucky to be alive.
>>710125432
>evil
You're an idiot. Don't vote.
>>710125455
>implying Trumpanzees aren't equally annoying as sjws
Waaaaah they called us deplorable
Waaaaah everything is rigged
Waaaaah I'm triggered by feminism
Waaaaah I could go on but I just lost interest
>>710124641
The poll has been up for five weeks now. Every single day the Giant Douche has been leading the Turd Sandwich THREE TO ONE.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11309360/
>>710129839
Nah, he's cool. He's a millionaire and I get to reap the benefits. We were both rooting for Bernie.
>>710125512
Because they DO change, just not as often as the others. See: Texas.
Douche wins
>>710129990
She looks evil to me, and then when you count all the dirty, evil shit that's come down the pipe about her, I'm thinking she is, evil.
>>710131009
Trump is no better. They both look evil as fuck. Only one is proven to actually be evil though.
WTF!
http://time.com/4551711/hillary-clinton-emailgate/
>>710124641
The left is psychotic.
The right is idiotic.
Just vote for whichever will do the least damage.
>>710131273
Just because she got away with the email scandal the first time doesn't mean she isn't guilty as sin, dipshit. That's also ignoring the actual blood on her hands.
>>710131009
... because Breitbart, Fox and Facebook groups all tell the truth about Hillary Clinton.
#fuckingfacepalm
The only reason you Trump supporters believe "Hillary Clinton is evil" is because of all the bullshit memes, conspiracy theories and right wing propaganda spread by halfwits who can't vet information.
>>710131273
Because Hillary actually kills people who would testify against her or have evidence.
Why do you think Loretta Lynch did a 360 and walked right out of the whole situation after Bill 'talked' to her?
>>710131640
>doesn't mean she isn't guilty as sin
Innocent until proven guilty, anon. If we're going to pretend that she's already guilty despite 0 evidence, let's also pretend that Trump is guilty of raping a minor and defrauding thousands of students at Trump University.
>blood on her hands
>still thinking this is anything other than a /pol/ meme
ISHYGDDT
>>710125455
>another pointless war in the middle east like hillary wants
Hi, my name is Typical Trump Supporter, and I believe the retarded conspiracy theories spread by Republican propagandists.
If you really think Hillary wants war in the ME, you are part of the problem.
>>710124641
At least a giant douche still serves a purpose. What the fuck do you do with a turd sandwich?
>>710131273
Are you using an approved meme?
Check the list before you post again.
-HA
>>710131870
Except there is incontrovertible evidence in the emails that she colluded with the DNC to steal the primary from Sanders, or that she launched drones from her fucking Blackberry.
>>710131792
And here we have yet another /pol/tard shitposting the Clinton body count may-may. Gonna leave this here just for you faggots.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/bodycount.asp
>>710132036
The more bread you have, the less turd you have to eat.
>>710132038
Nimble America please leave
>>710132036
eat it
>duh
>>710125901
>being this dense
The Republican party officials are in an absolute revolt/panic over Trump. They did not want him, it was supposed to be Jeb's 'turn'
>>710132085
I'm sure you can easily post this "incontrovertible evidence" then. Oh it doesn't exist? I'm shocked.
>>710132194
Who will pay you when the election is over?
Come to think of it, are you sure you'll get paid for this last week of work?
>>710131934
And if you did even a single shred of research on the matter, you'd find that the bitch does.
>>710124641
At least a douche is useful
>>710132140
Snopes is the best you got? Are you fucking retarded?
They are literally a husband and wife team under contract by the government to provide disinfo for stupid people who click on the first link in Google when they have a question.
You have ZERO critical thinking skills.
>>710132414
>if it ain't breitbart I ain't readin it
Fuck off, faggot.
>>710132414
*tips tinhat
>>710132359
She would start WW3 with Russia just to cover up her Emails, selfish cunt.
>>710132362
>Spoken like a person without a vagina
Douches do more harm than good.
>>710132504
Ad Hominem attack
Try again.
>>710132567
>this guy understands complex geopolitical issues
They dump restricting felons voting in Virginia. They are finding every way they can to keep their desired outcome. There will be more tricks than most have time to catch or have access to. The worst part being that anyone believes there isn't a finger on the switch. That they leave the fate of the entire US to morons and whoever votes more. Time to get with the times. They all ealize it doesn't serve anyone to rely on chaos. To rely on fate. Money is power now. Power to the people is dead.
>>710131743
>710131743
Fake as fake dog poo...
All three recent presidents said something about this clown's dog?
MMMMkkkkay...
This is what I am talking about when I say you Trumptards can't tell what is real and what is just bullshit.
This is clearly bullshit made up by another deceitful/delusional Trump supporter.
Gullible twats...
>>710132749
>attacks source with 0 evidence
>thinks he deserves more than an ad hominem response
Moron.
>>710132791
She made a provocative move by blaming the Russians, not very good for international relations.
>>710132271
Yes, there is, along with evidence that she made pay-to-play weapons deals with brutal regimes such as Saudi Arabia and pushed fracking on countries around the world.
>>710131273
She's used her connections in government to eliminate or simply hide her actions. Trump doesn't have the luxury of "having people in high places" watching out for his dirty dealings. And, if his shit were so corrupt and evil, why the fuck are the Dems pushing his "grabbing pussy" comment and not the evil shit he's supposedly involved in?
Don't have to look very far for the shit she's done, the dems are going back years trying to wrangle up shit on him.
Hillary is "All" that is wrong with the system we have, she's the poster child for big government and corrupt insider attacks on this nation. If you can't see that, you're just as much a problem as she is. A traitor and it's minions, you should be tried right along with her for collusion.
>>710132359
>
How's that Breitbart treating you, Tiger?
First election exciting?
Lol at your "research"...
>>710132798
Exactly why Trump supporters shouldn't even vote. Stay home and eat cereal and watch Fox News instead. Don't worry about that sinking disillusionment you're feeling. That's just a normal side effect of the political process. Thank you for participating!
>now please go join your brothers and sisters in the majority that don't bother participating in the political process
>>710132997
>doesn't post any evidence
>instead posts more bullshit conspiracy theories
This has to be a troll. No one is this retarded.
>>710132925
You want me to hold your hand, you poor baby.
I find it amusing that a wife of a president can become president too. That's some monarchy shit right there.
>>710132713
tits or gtfo
>>710132979
It's political season. Basically everything thing said and done doesn't matter. Once election is over, everything goes back to bullshit status quo. Hillary can't do shit without the backing of the house and senate. That's why gop is focusing on keeping the majorities.
Either way, your bogeyman war will not happen.
*tips tinhat
>>710133060
Trump has bought his way out of literally hundreds of convictions. Clinton: 0. And somehow you fucks have deluded yourselves into thinking Trump is the cleaner of the two.
Trump somehow managed to convince millions of idiots that a billionaire is the "anti-establishment" candidate. This may be his greatest con of all time.
>>710132414
>You have ZERO critical thinking skills
Says the guy who doesn't know where to get accurate information.... who think Breitbart/Fox/racists uncle's memes are keepin' it real.
Keep circle jerking, buddy. I'm sure those rightwing memes you got from PatriotNews.org are totally telling the truth.
>>710125455
THIS
Except for the part about Trump being a better choice - That's complete nonsense, Trump is egotistical, bigoted, man-baby with no understanding of how our government works.
You're right about him not getting us into a war in the middle east though - Far more likely that he gets us into a conflict with one of our current allies - Maybe declare war on the UK when he decides to expand his golf course in Scotland whether they want it or not?
>>710133268
>balls or gtfo
I doubt you have them, you nigger faggot parrot.
>>710133228
You're fucking dumb.
>>710132917
You type like a 40 year old man trying to be edgy.
>>710133400
Thinks Clinton is the Anti-establishment Candidate
>Correct The Record
>>710133400
HAHAHAHAH LOOOOL OLD MEME FUNY AHAHAHAHA ITS NOT EVE NT TRU BUT ITS GIVE ME A CHCUCKLES AHAHAH
>>710126681
This bit here from the 3rd debate perfectly summarizes Trump's character...
He's an immature fuckwit
>>710133458
PatriotNews is a shill site you dipshit
And wheres the post where I said anything about Fox news or Breitbart?
>>710133612
Nailed it...
Except the 'trying to edgy' part. I am that edgy.
Whoa.
>>710133492
I'd suggest you start looking for another job, because when Trump wins you can't be paid to support Hillary anymore
>>710133566
Miss Clinton, calm down
>>710133400
Holy shit, everyone gather around. What we have here is one dumbsumbitch, in captivity they are usually only a danger to themselves, hence the reason they are typically kept in the basement of their parents homes. Now, we can all assert, we've seen these critters out in nature and they will on occasion do things that end up in the papers and social media. Do yourself a favor, and avoid all contact with them, if you do happen upon one, slowly walk away and count yourself lucky to not be sucked into the vortex of stupid that will ensue, they have a way of trapping their victims into engaging conflict resolution that always ends in physical or mental anguish. As I said "Avoid all contact.
This message is brought to you by the Council of non-retarded motherfuckers, in conjunction with the Enemies of all that is Stupid in the World.
>>710133458
>But-but-but s-snopes is a government backed psyops program tasked with dissemination of propaganda, no foolin!
>>710133695
I can tell by your opinions and 'information' where you get your fake news.
You're not exactly reading the WSJ or FT for this info, are you?
>>710133619
No, anon. That's the thing. There is no "anti-establishment" candidate in the running.
>>710133703
Wow
You
Sure
Are
Edgy
>>710133714
Nimble America please leave
Can't wait to see what /b/ and /pol/ look like on the 9th. The deplorable's tears are gonna be sweet.
>cannot. fucking. wait.
>>710133723
Snopes is a liberal site run by Democratic political operatives to make Trump look bad by reporting what he says and does, and then showing where it is or isn't bullshit.
That was long winded for not saying shit. Not the other poster before you tear me a new copypasta.
>>710133714
>>710133918
If they don't kill themselves first...
>>710124641
I prefer the Turd sandwich.
It seems like it's a power hungry cold hearted politician. But at least the Turd looks competent and probaby wont actively drive the coutry towards crisis and recession.
The Giant Douche however is a chaos loving psychopath who actively WANTS things to get worse for a whole swath of people. Voting for the Douche seems like the insane choice.
So, come november, I'll be voting for green ham and eggs (ie. the Green party)
>>710125848
This is literally every election. The other side is always evil. Everything would go to shit if the other wins. PBS has been showing a great special on elections every tuesday night, none of the rhetoric has changed one bit.
Behold the new queen of /b/
Lauren Southern <3
>>710134083
The hell is this picture? Are they all dead?
>>710133945
Oh, you
>>710133714
Does it hurt your feelings that he is right about Trump?
And that Clinton has zero charges brought?
And that Clinton has never been indicted?
And that Clinton has never lost or settled a civil case?
And that Clinton has never been convicted...?
And that no matter how many partisan witch hunts they throw at the Clintons, they never find anything other than a blowjob and some affairs from 40 years ago?
>>710133706
Because the only people who would support Hillary Clinton are ones that are on her payroll?
Almost half the country?
You need to get out of your parents basement more often. Get some fresh air. Breathing in nothing but mildew and Breitbart News propaganda isn't healthy.
>>710133888
How's that little basement surrounded by paid shills for that anti-christ? You realize that if you were out in the real world, gave a shit about the well being of this nation and..........What am I saying enjoy your hot pockets and your trolling for dollars, insignicunt mouth breathers.
>>710134262
Jonestown. Yes
>>710134262
Kool-aid... don't drink the Trump Kool-aid.
>>710124641
America is fucked
Nevermind the winner
Both are the worst candidates ever
>>710134297
If you gave a shit about this nation, you wouldn't be shilling for Trump for pennies.
>>710134277
Using the government as a shield to avoid convictions is what we're talking about here, and where are these Trump convictions again? Oh, right, "they're coming". Gah, keep flinging that poo circus monkey, maybe some "fence sitter" will take it as truth, it worked on you.
>>710134295
Wowo you sure got me there.
>>710134459
"Trump Kool-Aide™... For the day after"
>>710134698
Oh, the almighty Hillary Clinton "controls the government", and controls the Republican party, in addition to controlling everything else... The FBI is "in on it for Clinton."
No wait, the FBI is now to be completely trusted now that Comey wrote that letter!
-----
Do you realize how stupid you sound?
Even if you did, I don't think you would care...
Man, doesn't take long for these threads to devolve into shill-accusation-central.
>literally worse than Hitler
>>710134825
Its pretty sad when all you have is to call shill
>>710124641
hopefully turd.
>>710132979
It you remember it was the Department of Homeland Security that announced the Russian connection to the string of hacking incidents dogging this election.
Since you obviously neither read or have the ability to think critically maybe you should refrain from any sort of political engagement.
>>710135030
>but-but-but the DHS is in cahoots with the Clinton/Obama establishment
>>710126699
t. Someone who doesn't value federalism or state sovereignty
>>710134631
Painful isn't it, that he doesn't need to pay people to see what this nation has become, the SJW's the anti-Amercan push, elimination of freedom through government bureaucracies, you pull for the side of slavery and discontent, dripping with sarcasm and divide. We see through it, all of it. We want nothing to do with it. Until you finally come to the conclusion, regardless of the outcome of this election, we have seen the engineer, we have seen the trajectory and the end game is apparent, you will lose, not all of us are sheep to be corralled and disposed.
>>710134825
No my friend, life got you. Well either that or the extra copy of chromosome 21 you're sporting.
What are your plans for the 9th? Drinking the Kool-Aid or sticking it out so you can regurgitate Trump's bullshit about how he only lost because the election was rigged? (Hint: No need to rig an election when running against a man who has managed to offend just about every group in the country,)
>>710135383
>the end game is apparent
It certainly is. Stay mad, faggot. I want those trumptard tears to stay fresh for election day.
>>710134991
It's pretty sad that all you have is to call basement dweller.
The Vanderbilt group have already decided who is going to be president. All the fuzz that is being generated right now serves only the purpose to keep the neckbeards busy and entertained in front of their computers.
Vote or don't, it doesn't matter.
If you like the way things are the way they are headed in this country. If you’d like to continue the destruction of our manufacturing base, and the jobs that went with it. If you like the uncontrollable immigration, if you like the string of stupid wars from Iraq to Libya to Syria. If you want to say yes to all of that, if you want to keep this all the way it is, fine, then vote for Hillary Clinton.
>>710135520
Damn call the burn unit for that one bro you sure are dishing out the heat
>>710135540
hillary who?
>>710124641
if you're still voting from trump at this point, and not just a troll. you're a special kind of retard
>>710129990
Threatening Russia with nuclear war is already putting the entire country in danger, and she's not even president yet.
>>710126652
The turd/giant douche joke started way earlier, my dude.
>>710135720
thankfully popular vote is meaningless. we have a great little thing called the electoral college
>>710135540
Enjoy being drafted or having your kid drafted to fight Russia.
I'm going to Canada.
>>710135802
love how when she was ahead it was "look at the polls" now you changed your tune. What excuse are you going to use when she loses?
>>710135720
>tfw you place all your hope in one poll
Even Rasmussen still shows a tie. That one ended more recently and their methodology highly favors Trump. Time to face the music, anon. Trump's done.
Chicago Tribune : ‘Democrats Should Ask Clinton To Step Aside’
haha her campaign is falling apart. This from a liberal rag
>>710124641
I voted Turd Sandwich just because I want to see pol butthurt
>>710135030
You mean Obama's DHS? Could it be that he could possibly be a part of the Democrat plan to continue his agenda even after he's vacationing for the rest of his life on the taxpayers dime?. Say it isn't so, why would he have a dog in this fight?
A bunch of evidence comes out about the shady dealings of Hillary Clinton, it doesn't matter the content, we should be more worried about some other country that exposed her shady shit. I don't care how it was obtained, what's important is what is in it. Playing the blame game to try to create some bigger entities agenda with no evidence simply to hide your dirty shit, is not a strategy that goes unnoticed.
>>710135876
i still say look at the polls. just not the popular vote poll. it may be correct but it doens't matter.
>>710135833
>I'm going to Canada.
I hope this is true. But you're probably just another Rush Limbaugh
>>710124641
I'm gonna laugh when Hillary gets elected and all you CTR shills get drafted to go freeze your tiny dicks off in an icy trench while some slav in a tracksuit paints the snow red with your blood.
>>710126681
>>710127220
>>710133625
HAHAHAHAHAHA, so it wasn't the best comeback. I'm sure you spergs are just Mr. Smooth in person, right? Are you gonna seriously tell me that Trumps argument that Clinton wants to get involved in Syria and is hated by Putin is unfounded? Thank you all so very fucking much for Correcting The Record.
>>710135833
>mu scary russia
fuck you and the rest of the cowards. russia isn't anything to fear any more faggot
>>710136173
I can't believe you faggots have deluded yourselves into thinking Trump isn't the most likely to send us to war. The man has 0 control over his mouth. If he were president, foreign relations would be a disaster. If anyone anywhere says something that hurts his fragile little ego, they're gettin a bomb dropped on them and we're all goin to war over it.
>>710136250
she's hated by putin because she's stopped him in the past,w hile trump will suck his dick.
>>710136491
it's just the latest alex jones attempt to trick people into being afraid. it's the trump supporters that the ones scared.
Russia wins no matter what retard gets elected.
>>710136491
doesn't congress have to approve going to war? i dont think the president makes all the decisions in that regard.
>>710124641
This video is real. Hillary is going to jail along with all her shitbag croneys. This is real. She's fucking done.
https://youtu.be/ov5kvWSz5LM
>>710136651
the problem is war is never actually declared. it's a bit of a shit show
>>710136651
This is true. But the President doesn't need to declare war in order to attack a foreign target. However, once that foreign target is attacked, it's highly likely that they'll declare war on us.
>>710136802
>This video is real.
this is what trump supporters believe. they think video counts as proof. memes too.
Why is nobody taking 3th party candidates seriously
>>710131273
the one time trump didnt pay taxes it was because he was legally allowed to, ugh i fell for the b8 but im too bored to not to
>>710136949
because they suck this election.
>>710136979
one time? he has't paid taxes in decades you dumb faggot. and he's complained about people not paying taxes, muh immigrants.
>>710135651
No need my friend! Each of my posts comes with a complimentary bottle of cool, soothing Aloe. Enjoy!
>>710136926
nope you have no idea who that is do you. She's going down and I hope they arrest you ctr for helping her.
everyone needs to see this, not that it matters. this is happening without anyone's help.
https://youtu.be/ov5kvWSz5LM
>>710137053
i literally said "oh well i fell for the bait" do you really think i care at this point anon
>>710136626
except clinton. he's afraid of her and rightfully so.
>>710137171
nope, no one does i guess. just counting the days until it's fucking over. this shit goes on for far too long
>>710137128
whatever you think it is, dude, whatever you want to believe, it's still just some old asshole spouting out conspiracy theories in a youtube video.
in other words, it's nothing.
Besides Canada, what other country is good to live for the next 4 years?
>>710137341
the usa
>>710137330
you have no idea who he is. its cute.
>>710136982
But thats the point, they may be less evil than the prime canidates
>>710131934
except she said on camera that '' if she were the president she'd go to war with Iran '' lol
>>710137379
it literally doesn't matter
>>710137366
Nah, it would become a wasteland. And Canada is fine, but you should expect a massive migration of refugees.
I'd vote for the milf
>>710131934
SHE VOTED FOR THE IRAQ WAR
SHE PUSHED IT YOU FUCKING MORON
Why are you so fucking dumb?
>>710137508
a wasteland of what dummy?
>>710137452
you better hope you arent actually ctr this is some serious shit.
>>710137615
trump supported the iraq war too. so what?
>>710131870
>Innocent until proven guilty, anon
I bet you're the same kind of asshole who believes OJ actually did kill Nichole and Ron. He was found INNOCENT!
>>710137660
if it was, it wouldn't be relegated to some piece of shit youtube video, sorry.
>>710136491
I honestly believe that if he were to become President it would just be a matter of time before he would say or do something (without intending to) and get us into a conflict just because he'd refuse to just say "Sorry, I misspoke" or "I appologise Your Majesty, I realize now that it was inappropriate to grab you by the pussy during my tour of Buckingham Palace"
>>710137798
just wait buddy. the fbi didnt re-open the case for fun.
Hey guys, what is the bith stand on climate change?
I know President Trump will Make America Great Again polluting the whole world, leaving a big mess for the next generations (I din't care, I'm not planning on having childs).
>>710137896
yeah they didn't reopen the case at all dummy
>>710124641
Rather have the douche. At least the douche actually cleanse out the nastiness and helps to make things better unlike the turd sandwich which will kill you.
>>710137936
have you been living under a rock? Its all over every news outlet.
>>710137707
>muh OJ trial
I guess you forgot that OJ was later convicted of armed robbery. Yeah, juries fuck up sometimes. But they don't fuck up ALL the time. Clinton has been investigated and grilled over and over again. They never find anything.
This is more of Trump's conspiracy theory bullshit. Just like his birther and rigged election shit, both of which have been thoroughly investigated for years and nothing has been found to back his claims.
>>710132504
>>710132545
>>710133458
>tfw not cnn/msnbc/abc/other state approved media comes on
>>710138039
it's not reopened genius. that was the trump line and we now know it's false. they found emails and he felt he had to tell congress, which was actually a mistke he now realizes. he probably did it to hurt clinton. he's a republican.
Hillary is the demon. How can you trust your vote on someone whom bleeds for a week and doesn't die. VOTE PRESIDENT TRUMP! #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN
>>710138196
aw its retarded.
>>710138196
critically ass wounded shillary supporter spotted
>>710136112
Oh no, dude. I am definitely going after I finish school. 2 more years. I want to delay ww3 for another 4 years. Hopefully the Trump guy wins but I couldn't care less except to avoid a draft.
>>710136651
Obama put in a law that allowed him to go to war without Congressional approval. And then went to war without Congressional approval.
>>710136254
stupid fuck. Send your kids to the slaughter, not mine.
>>710138196
>tfw cnn nbc Washington post and huff post have all stated that the "case has been reopened (see>>710126337)
>tfw even the media is starting to urn on her
>tfw your fingers just can't go deep enough in your ears
>tfw you just can't hum loud enough
>tfw your candidate will be the first in cuffs
>>710137928
Hehe. Trump's people don't believe in climate change. We'll be losing our coastal cities to rising water and they'll be talking about how it's being caused by a Liberal conspiracy to undermine the GOP's stance on deregulation.
>>710138815
>afraid of muslims
>afraid of mexicans
>afraid of fags
>afraid of women
>afraid of russia
you disgust me you fucking coward
>>710138639
>thinks Canada is better than the US
>refuses to go to school there
Good riddance. We need less morons like you dragging our national average IQ down.
>>710138945
are you joking? the FBI is split in half, even many republicans are saying you don't fuck with elections 60 days before. this hurts comey ultimately, whether clinton wins or loses. might be worse for him if she does lose, far worse.
average US voter
>>710139245
I showed you my sources hoss, you show me yours.
>>710131934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTBdFccqDns
"I want the Iranians to know, that if I'm President, we will attack Iran."
Get fucked mate
>>710139203
No money to go to school in Canada, stupid.
I'd rather go to school here, rack up as much debt as I can, get a health care degree and find a high paying job in Canada with no debt.
And you get to pay for it faggot. Enjoy.
If the douche kills the Turd, will it make the election faster? wee need the Donald in the White House fast, it has been like a zoo with the monkey in there for 8 years.
>>710139487
Dear Americans:
We do not want you here.
Thanks!
- vast majority of Canada
>>710139487
>rack up as much debt as I can
>leave country with no debt
Solid plan, retard.
>>710139245
>rebukes claim in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary
I know you're a democrat, but you sound like a Christian.
>>710124641
>>710124641
Giant douche
>>710139564
13 year old with zero knowledge of the real world spotted.
>>710139577
Dear Canadians:
Please lock up your elderly this winter. I'm tired of them wandering into my state every winter.
Regards,
The State of Arizona.
>>710139577
I hear they need a lot of healthcare techs in the isolated places. I'll probably make a living saving more lives than your dumb ass.
>>710139623
It's been done before. A lot. Tens of thousands with billions in debt just straight up leaving. And I'll be one of them.
At least canada might offer a real future.
>>710126337
bunch of articles with no common thread? some kdis manages to change patholofical liar on google. who cares? just dumb shit. an email from donna brazile.
i'm fine with immigration by the way. i'm not afraid of muslims, sorry. clinton wanted a fence? so what? fucking shit with haiti i don't care about either. neither do you. fuck haii.
just seems like a long list of nothing fag. what are you trying to say here? what is this nonsense supposed to be proof of exactly?
>>710132925
>>710132749
>>710133211
Actually, it's a genetic fallacy.
But, yeah, Snopes is wank anyway. Has been for years.
Pic related.
Here you see Snopes moving the goalposts and using strawmen.
Also, here's the proof she did laugh about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCDzRtZLUkc
>>710139577
Tough shit! I'm coming for your jobs and your wimminz!
>Question: Is it true that Canadian women taste like Maple Dip Timbits®?
>>710139939
>laughs at how ridiculous polygraphs are
Oooooh soooo evil.
Seriously, anon? She laughs at how retarded polygraphs are and in your head you somehow twist that into her being evil?
The fact that polygraph results are even allowed in court is fucking insane.
>>710131640
>>710131792
funny how verifiable facts don't seem to matter as long as things feel true and support your preconceptions.
>>710140747
She burst into laughter about someone getting executed by bayonet in the asshole. On national television.
Now, for a /b/tard, that might be expected, but do you really want that kind of a sociopath running the country? Not that it matters. This place is doomed anyway.
>>710124641
nobody wins
:^)
>>710131934
She wants a no fly zone in syria this means declaring war on syria and possibly russia.
>>710139647
what evidence? a meme is not evidence, sorry trumpkin
>>710141246
That didn't happen.
Regardless, I'd take that over a man who constantly spews racist, misogynistic, xenophobic hate speech on national TV and then tries to defend it when he gets called on it.
>>710141270
this...
you get a prize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GifS4zwggE
>>710141957
>Russia’s leaders were understandably furious when, not only was former Libyan President Muammar al-Qaddafi ousted, but a cellphone recording of his last moments showed U.S.-backed rebels sodomizing him with a bayonet. They were even more enraged by Clinton’s videotaped response to the same news: “We came, we saw, he died,” the secretary of state quipped before bursting into laughter, cementing her reputation in Moscow as a duplicitous warmonger.
http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/09/07/the-kremlin-really-believes-that-hillary-clinton-will-start-a-war-with-russia-donald-trump-vladimir-putin/
You really want nuclear WW3 over a guy who hates minorities and women? Holy fuck get your priorities in order.
>>710141966
>>710142316
You think Trump's constant stream of hate speech out of his mouth isn't going to get us into wars? You can't possibly be this retarded.
>>710142877
Probably not.
Russia has officially stated they will prepare for war if Hillary is elected. Doesn't that tell you something?
Can you at least bother doing some research on Hillary and understand why we are closer to nuclear war since the cuban missile crisis because of her? Holy fuck dude, wake the fuck up.
Read what Russia has said about her. And what she has said about starting a war over a no fly zone in Syria. It's not hard to find this info online.
>>710132713
Spoken like a stupid cunt who doesnt know that a douche is mostly used for constipation. Not everything that fits in your filthy snatch should go in there yknow.
>>710143069
It tells you that Putin really, really wants Trump. Trump is easily manipulated, as evidenced by the fact that he read a fake email pulled from the Russian propaganda mouthpiece Sputnik to a large audience of Americans.
>>710143069
yeah it tells me our enemy supports trump. all the more reason not to vote for him. they tried and maybe succeeded in interfering with our democracy in a plan to destabilize the USA. fuck them.
>>710143857
It tells you Trump is anti-war.
>>710144107
I think that was the Jews. They did the same thing to Russia.
>>710144271
>muh juze
sorry shit for brain, you fucked up your own life. you can't blame anyone else and guess what? only you can fix it. it's called perosnal motherfucking responsibility. practice it.
>>710136651
The last time Congress declared war was in 1941. Korea was a "police action" and Vietnam gave us the Gulf of Tonkin Resolution, by which the president assumed Congress's authority on the premise that the world was then moving too quickly to follow the constitutionally mandated procedure.
>>710144271
Trump is not anti-war. He has said many times he will try to wipe out ISIS. You know, the organization that is currently protected by Putin's no-fly zone in Syria.
>>710144271
trump supported the iraq war idiot. that's not even in question. trump admits it but says a few months later he heard more about it and changed his mind. kind of like hillary did.
>>710144748
ISIS is terrorism not a country.
>>710144377
What are you even babbling about man
>>710145104
I don't care about iraq, just don't want world war 3 with russia.
>>710145157
bowing to our enemies, letting them do whatever they want because people like you are cowards, is not the way to do it.
ps - hillary doesn't want war with russia either. no one does faggot.
>>710144271
>It tells you Trump is anti-war
Nope
>>710139431
If this were the '70s, Drumpf would be the hawk and Shillary would be the dove. But here he advocates detente with Russia and she wants war everywhere she can start one.
>>710144748
Wiping out ISIS is anti-war because it is the agent provocateur in the Middle East. Any attempt to do so, however, will be met with resistance from the Pentagon, MI6, and Mossad.
>>710145254
>our enemies
What enemies might those be? And how did they become our enemies?
>>710145157
>>710145254
Every damn time. I love how anon said "I don't want war with russia"
Then In the same post you
>A) call him a coward pussy feggit
>B) say the exact same thing he did
That's like:
>what, you suck cocks? That's fuckin gay dude. What a feggit. You're a homosexual who enjoys pleasuring people of the same gender sexually. Wow. Fuckin gay bitch. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go put some penises in my mouth and felate them until they ejaculate. Catch ya later, fag!
Christ
>>710125455
If I remember correctly, didn't Wu target herself during gamer gate?
>>710145114
>ISIS is terrorism not a country
>>710145696
>Wiping out is anti-war
Trumptards gonna tard.
>>710124641
TRUMP if America is smart....
>>710124641
I feel like the names should be reversed. Hillary acts nice but she's actually a ruthless businesswoman. Trump acts strong but he's just a wet fart tv personality playing with daddy's money.
>>710146557
>TRUMP if America is smart....
>cant even ellipsis correctly
>using an ellipsis there at all
>>710124641
douche by a landslide
>>710146931
wow, got a badass, do we?
>>710147117
Yeah making fun of illiterate people in memetext is super edgy and badass
![donald-hillary-800[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EldvGt4.jpg "donald-hillary-800[1].jpg")
Friends
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>>710136250
>so it wasn't the best comeback
yup, if he was a 9 years old angry boy, for an adult is just an admission of being a total failure.
Like you probably are, by the way.
![TrumpBloombergClinton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FzFhd8z.jpg "TrumpBloombergClinton[1].jpg")
Friends..
>>710124641
Something used to clean the vagina is obviously preferable to shit.
![14347205841836[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/521aWzE.jpg "14347205841836[1].jpg")
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>>710147525
Clinton probably has a pretty clean vagina, being a lesbian and all.
![32ff3b560646c5b43b50ca6c7b80fc47[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HYSdHnj.jpg "32ff3b560646c5b43b50ca6c7b80fc47[1].jpg")
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>>710145430
She needs to make sure that Lockheed Martin stock portfolio keeps going up! How many shares does she have I wonder? Or should I say Panamanian shell corporation has?
>>710125455
Spoken like a Putin cuck.
>enter thread
>full of usual CTR sayings that have been proven wrong hundreds of times
>people saying that because something was on breitbart it isn't true,m even when they're reporting on the same things as a hundred other sites
>more denying evidence
>hurr wikileaks doesnt matter
>FBI doesn't matter etc
all that annoying shill shit
Trump is going to win and it will be glorious.
>>710131471
They made $199 for that heap of trash
>>710125455
>bringing up video games
Trump also hates video games. Pence probably unironically thinks video games are the work of satan
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>>710148021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1udjd2Aq3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1udjd2Aq3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1udjd2Aq3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1udjd2Aq3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1udjd2Aq3E
Friends video
https://youtu.be/N5A02pNcGHs
>>710148232
>also
NEW
>Trump/Pence Speak in Valley Forge PA 11/1/16 11AM ET
https://youtu.be/l1BC9ueVwdM
>Trump Rally in Eau Claire WI 11/1/16 8PM ET
https://youtu.be/1cxw0HrFf00
INTERVIEWS
>Trump/Pence on Fox 10/28/16
https://youtu.be/ZL9BhICxpFU
https://youtu.be/cPS4HzAjZ0Q
>Trump on Breitbart news 10/28/16
https://youtu.be/6eOKBGQ8_eQ
>Trump on Fox8 10/27/16
http://fox8.com/2016/10/27/watch-one-on-one-interview-with-donald-trump-in-geneva/
>Trump on EWTN 10/27/16
https://youtu.be/-PCsZ_x9Z6s
>>710148391
EVENTS
>Trump rally in Grand Rapids MI 10/31/16
https://youtu.be/oUkq-_x0QE4
>Pence spooky rally in Clearwater FL 10/31/16
https://youtu.be/0QVl8maPVug
>Trump Rally in Warren MI 10/31/16
https://youtu.be/tXK8iC_1dsU
>Trump Rally in Albuquerque NM 10/30/16
https://youtu.be/rjqAsbufsTI
>Trump Rally in Greely CO 10/30/16
https://youtu.be/aMZsKq99hdk
>Trump Rally in Las Vegas NV 10/30/16
https://youtu.be/prYyDhIoGsE
>Trump Rally in Phoenix AZ 10/29/16
https://youtu.be/0RDeSRbefVE
>>710148391
>>710148459
INSPIRATION
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
https://youtu.be/tHsZxJlxHYw
>Fight For Western Civilization
https://youtu.be/BUELmc9fY7c
>American Hero
https://youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>The Lion
https://youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>TRUMP - MAGA
https://youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>>710124641
Remember if Trump wins, then Caitlyn gets to be the VP for 4 years on South Park.
Buckle up, buccaroosh!
